BITE ME! Exclusive Full Fantasy Horror Movie English HD 2024
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00:00:00So what?
00:00:01This guy's not going to wait, man.
00:00:02He will if he wants his stuff.
00:00:03We can't afford to piss him off, okay?
00:00:04If he starts asking questions, I know that I'm out.
00:00:05So?
00:00:06What do you mean, so?
00:00:07What do you mean, so what?
00:00:08You don't mean I'm not giving you my stuff, do you?
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00:03:34What the F**k your doing?
00:03:43Did you here something?
00:03:44No, I didn't hear a thing.
00:03:46Maybe it's them?
00:03:47Better damn well better be them.
00:03:49You always think I'm stupid.
00:04:05It's a very astute diagnosis there, Hawkeye.
00:04:10Is that them?
00:04:12Yeah, that's them.
00:04:15It's empty.
00:04:18There's nothing in here, but it looks like rat turds.
00:04:22This one looks OK.
00:04:24We're supposed to deliver two of them.
00:04:26Why don't you take that up with them, OK?
00:04:29Here.
00:04:30Put it in the car.
00:04:31What about the other one?
00:04:32Forget about the other one, all right?
00:04:33Just go.
00:04:40Yeah, it's me.
00:04:42The stuff?
00:04:43The stuff arrived.
00:04:45I don't think they're going to be making any more runs.
00:04:47Two less vermin infesting society.
00:04:49Big deal.
00:04:50What about the goods?
00:04:52Half of it's gone.
00:04:53Yeah, they probably smoked it themselves.
00:04:56Serves the scumbags right.
00:04:57OK, you notify me when you've made contact.
00:05:00And no screw-ups.
00:05:02And this is it, right?
00:05:03We'll see.
00:05:04What do you mean, we'll see?
00:05:05We had a deal.
00:05:06I thought this was going to be it.
00:05:07Hey, don't push me.
00:05:08I know a lifer named Will Kill who's looking for a new sweetheart.
00:05:14Fucking douche.
00:05:17Get in there.
00:05:18Oh, jeez.
00:05:20What took you so long?
00:05:21I was taking care of business.
00:05:22What kind of business?
00:05:23Never mind.
00:05:24Just get in the car.
00:05:25We're already 15 minutes behind schedule.
00:05:26Fuck.
00:05:27Not loud.
00:05:48Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:05:50None of that shite.
00:05:51Amscray.
00:05:53Amscray?
00:05:55Beat it.
00:05:56No hitting on the help.
00:05:57He wasn't hitting on me.
00:05:58I was hitting on him.
00:05:59I don't give a shite.
00:06:00You hit a ten-bar.
00:06:01My social life is none of your business.
00:06:04It is when you're on the clock.
00:06:06What's Amscray?
00:06:07It's Latin.
00:06:08The fuck off.
00:06:10That's what I love about you, Ralph.
00:06:12You're always so sweet.
00:06:14That's what I love about you, Ralph.
00:06:16You're always so scholarly.
00:06:17Yeah, whatever.
00:06:19Crystal don't look so hot tonight.
00:06:21She's tired.
00:06:22You got them doing six shows a night.
00:06:24Oh, what does it take to get up there and shake your tits?
00:06:28Excuse me.
00:06:29I forgot who I was talking to.
00:06:32I'm sorry, Ralph.
00:06:44Slow night, Ralph?
00:06:57Losers are always slow.
00:07:01Crystal, it's tired up there, huh?
00:07:03Well, maybe you ought to go up there
00:07:04and show her how it's done, huh?
00:07:06I ain't that kind of slut, Ralph.
00:07:08What kind of slut are you?
00:07:10What'd you say?
00:07:12I said, can I get you something to drink, Mrs. Fizzy?
00:07:15Salsa with a twist, no ice.
00:07:19So what's your answer, Rubino?
00:07:22Same as last time, no dice.
00:07:25No dice.
00:07:26Honest to God, Rubino, you're a fucking relic.
00:07:28You ought to be in a museum somewhere stuffed.
00:07:30I've got 10 more days.
00:07:32You can't come up with 50 G's in 10 days and we both know it.
00:07:35I can get 800 grand in here tomorrow.
00:07:38I'll even cut you into 5%.
00:07:40That's 40 grand for just not being a dick for once.
00:07:43George's will gave me 30 days to come up with the cash.
00:07:47My husband, bless his soul, was a brainless putz.
00:07:49I don't know what made him think he owed you anything.
00:07:51Hey, I saved his life.
00:07:53I took a bullet for him.
00:07:54You got shot in the ass trying to dive out of the way.
00:07:56That ain't the way it happened.
00:07:58Rubino, listen.
00:08:00I got to buy a coach place tomorrow.
00:08:02The guy's dumb, but he ain't dumb enough to wait forever.
00:08:04Next week, he's gone.
00:08:06You fucked this up for me, Rubino,
00:08:07so help me, you'll regret it.
00:08:11I got 10 more days.
00:08:13Beth, nothing happened.
00:08:14Nothing's going to happen.
00:08:16The cop shot you down once, just once.
00:08:18The deal is off.
00:08:19That was in Ratso's will, too, and don't you forget it.
00:08:25I'll give you $100 cash if you seduce her and take
00:08:29her off my hands.
00:08:30I don't do women.
00:08:31Oh, I thought there wasn't anybody you wouldn't do.
00:08:34Try me.
00:08:36My hearty, my heart.
00:08:39Did you really get a lead on $50,000?
00:08:43None of your business.
00:08:58Oh, why?
00:09:00I don't know.
00:09:01They just, they don't like me.
00:09:03Am I getting fat?
00:09:04No, you look great.
00:09:06Amber, doesn't she look great?
00:09:09Huh?
00:09:09Doesn't she look great?
00:09:11Yeah.
00:09:12I don't know, maybe, maybe I should get a boob job.
00:09:15No, sweetheart, you have lovely tits.
00:09:17Yeah, but they don't look like stripper tits.
00:09:19They're not the kind that guys like.
00:09:20Well, I like them.
00:09:22Well, you're very sweet, honey, but you
00:09:23don't feed the g-string.
00:09:26I need a gimmick.
00:09:27What kind of a gimmick?
00:09:29I don't know.
00:09:30Maybe like a snake or something.
00:09:31A snake?
00:09:32Yeah, a big albino python like we saw in that video.
00:09:35It's gonna be hot.
00:09:36Where would you keep it?
00:09:37I don't know.
00:09:38I'd get him a cage.
00:09:39I'd keep him in a corner somewhere.
00:09:40Oh, God, and you'd have to feed him rats.
00:09:43Yeah, well, a snake's gotta eat, honey.
00:09:45Live rats, rig them down his throat?
00:09:47That's so horrible.
00:09:48Why don't you just feed him lettuce or something?
00:09:51I don't think a snake can live on lettuce.
00:09:53Come on, Trix, you're up next.
00:09:55Oh, poor little rats.
00:09:58Oh, all right, no snake.
00:10:00Maybe bunnies or something.
00:10:02Oh, bunnies eat lettuce.
00:10:03Yes, yes, they do.
00:10:04Snake, Trix, move your ass.
00:10:05Oh, hey.
00:10:06He's getting pissed.
00:10:11Oh, I'm okay.
00:10:13Oh, contacts, honey.
00:10:14I can't afford them.
00:10:15Good luck.
00:10:16Amber, wish her luck.
00:10:17Luck is good.
00:10:21She's too sweet for this business.
00:10:24Aren't we all?
00:10:34Oh.
00:11:04Shit.
00:11:34Oh, shit.
00:11:50Move it.
00:11:51Thank you.
00:11:52No problem.
00:11:53What are you doing?
00:11:54Goddamn business.
00:12:04Oh.
00:12:30Hi.
00:12:31Hey.
00:12:35Oh.
00:12:40Oh.
00:12:44Woo!
00:12:45Woo!
00:13:04Anything I can do for you, Hanson?
00:13:08I'm looking for Ralph Avino.
00:13:10Ralph, there's a guy here to see you.
00:13:13Yeah.
00:13:15I got a delivery to make.
00:13:17Around back.
00:13:27What, that's it?
00:13:29Yeah, that's it.
00:13:30There's supposed to be another crate.
00:13:32I don't know anything about any other second crate.
00:13:35I'm the delivery boy. This is what they gave me.
00:13:37Well, maybe I ought to call somebody.
00:13:39Look, I don't need this kind of hassle, okay?
00:13:42You don't want to take delivery on it, I'll take the s**t back from you right now.
00:13:45No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute. I need a second to think, that's all.
00:13:48Oh, you want a second. There, second's up.
00:13:50Now I'm getting the hell out of here.
00:13:51Slow down.
00:13:55You have any idea what this s**t is?
00:13:58You have any idea how tough this stuff is to get your hands on?
00:14:01Look at me, look at me.
00:14:03I have other clients who would kill for this stuff.
00:14:05Alright, listen to me. I mean kill, pal.
00:14:08Alright, I'm not just talking here.
00:14:10They'd rip your heart out, they'd barbecue it right in front of your skanky eyeballs.
00:14:15Now I'm doing you a big favor by offering you this stuff.
00:14:18And all you can do is b**b about some missing crate.
00:14:22What the hell is wrong with you, man?
00:14:24Alright, alright, calm down. Just keep your voice down, okay?
00:14:27There were cops here not five minutes ago.
00:14:30Cops?
00:14:31Yeah.
00:14:33Are they gone now?
00:14:34Of course they're gone, but Jesus, just hold it down.
00:14:37I got all the f**king trouble I need right now.
00:14:40Okay, alright.
00:14:42Yeah, that's better.
00:14:46Well, you want the stuff or not?
00:14:49Of course I want it.
00:14:51Okay then.
00:14:55You know, I figure for only half, I should be paying you only half.
00:14:59You just starting with me again?
00:15:01No, no.
00:15:03Alright.
00:15:06Oh, what?
00:15:12Oh, God.
00:15:26He's all set. He's got the stuff, so we're even, right?
00:15:29We'll see how it goes.
00:15:30What do you mean, we'll see? I did my part.
00:15:33I did what you told me. I'm not responsible for what happens after this.
00:15:36You're responsible for whatever I say you're responsible for.
00:15:39But I...
00:15:40You disgust me, you frightened little pussy.
00:15:43But it's my sworn mission to erase scum like you from the face of the earth.
00:15:46But I did what you told me.
00:15:47You just keep your nose clean, punk.
00:15:49I might need you again. I might not.
00:15:52I'll be in touch.
00:15:56Goddamn double-crosser! Son of a b**ch!
00:16:03Come on.
00:16:23What the heck do I want?
00:16:24None of your business.
00:16:25Now, I got phone calls to make and I don't want to be disturbed.
00:16:28What the hell is going on here?
00:16:30How come there's nobody out on the goddamn stage?
00:16:32The girls are all in the dressing room.
00:16:34Oh, of course.
00:16:35Why should they be out on a stage where the customers can actually see them
00:16:39when they can be hanging out in a dressing room where it's nice and cozy?
00:16:42Son of a b**ch!
00:16:44It's okay. It's okay.
00:16:45But I'm fired.
00:16:46No, Ralph can't fire you. He doesn't own the place.
00:16:49No, but it was so embarrassing I fell right off the stage.
00:16:53Well, maybe you can work the glasses into your act somehow.
00:16:56You could be the naughty librarian.
00:16:58No, I couldn't work if I wore my glasses.
00:17:01All those eyes looking up at me.
00:17:03Without my glasses, they're just a big soft blur.
00:17:06But if I could see them, I'd freak out.
00:17:09What's going on here?
00:17:11How come there's nobody out on stage?
00:17:12Trix thinks she's fired.
00:17:14She is.
00:17:15You, on stage, now.
00:17:17You can't fire Trix. That's not her fault.
00:17:19Oh, well, then in that case, you're fired.
00:17:22Is that better?
00:17:23What? No, that's not fair.
00:17:25Hey, I decide what's fair around here.
00:17:27Well, come on, big mouth.
00:17:29Who's it going to be? You or Trix? Huh? Huh?
00:17:33I'm just saying, it wasn't her fault.
00:17:35Trix, get your things together and get the hell out of here.
00:17:38Movino, please. She can't afford to lose this job.
00:17:41Oh, and you can?
00:17:43No.
00:17:44Oh, fire me.
00:17:45Fire you? First of all, who'd be able to tell the difference?
00:17:48And didn't I tell you to get your ass out on stage?
00:17:50It's not my set.
00:17:51Don't give me any.
00:17:53What the hell do I have to do?
00:17:55Can the whole bunch of yous?
00:17:57Now, fire us all, then you can dance on stage for the customers.
00:18:00That'll shut down this place.
00:18:03Somebody better get out on that goddamn stage right now.
00:18:07Fine, I'll go.
00:18:08No, fuck, I'll go.
00:18:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:18:12Put that goddamn butt out.
00:18:14You can't smoke this out there.
00:18:15You're not even supposed to be smoking back here.
00:18:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:18There's laws, you know.
00:18:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:20Oh, ho, ho, ho, all right.
00:18:21Assume the position.
00:18:24Stop.
00:18:26All right, you're clean.
00:18:28Now get out there.
00:18:37Where were you hiding that?
00:18:39There it is.
00:18:46I wish I could be more like Amber.
00:18:48Nothing seems to bother her.
00:18:50Yeah, well.
00:18:52It's kind of hard to get too upset about anything when you're comatose.
00:19:22Yeah, I just got it in now.
00:19:24Sure.
00:19:25Anytime you want.
00:19:27Not exactly.
00:19:28Only half.
00:19:29Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:19:30Listen, listen.
00:19:31Look, I'm sure we can work something out, okay?
00:19:33This is not your ordinary pot.
00:19:36This is super potent killer weed.
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:40Something that was cooked up by the government.
00:19:44It's a new strain or a hybrid or something like that.
00:19:48Listen, I'm sure we can work something out, all right?
00:19:50Because half ain't going to do it for me.
00:19:53Sure.
00:19:55Okay.
00:19:57Whatever you say.
00:20:21Mmm.
00:20:23Mmm.
00:20:25Mmm.
00:20:27Mmm.
00:20:29Mmm.
00:20:31Mmm.
00:20:33Mmm.
00:20:35Mmm.
00:20:37Mmm.
00:20:39All right, all right, all right.
00:20:41Great.
00:20:42Do you want to see him?
00:20:44Okay.
00:20:47applause
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00:21:55and whispering
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00:30:52Wow, no wonder you're so pretty.
00:30:55Thanks.
00:30:57You know, I'll bet that you have a name, too.
00:31:00Huh?
00:31:01Oh, uh, yeah, sorry.
00:31:03O'Reilly, Terrence O'Reilly.
00:31:05My friends call me Buzz.
00:31:08That's kind of like my stage name,
00:31:11except in real life.
00:31:13Okay, well, let's go introduce you to the boss.
00:31:16And, uh, you have something stuck to your butt.
00:31:23Oh, this place is so cool.
00:31:27Yeah, it's all right.
00:31:29So what's up with the dinosaurs?
00:31:32Oh, well, the original owner built those a long time ago.
00:31:35And the big one's just mostly used for storage,
00:31:38but we like to open it up for Halloween.
00:31:40So do you guys, like, live here?
00:31:43Sort of.
00:31:45There's a cottage out back,
00:31:47and some of the girls like to stay there while they're working.
00:31:50Just because it's convenient, and it saves money.
00:31:53Which is good, considering how much we get paid.
00:31:57Is that where you work?
00:31:59Mm-hmm.
00:32:01Maybe you can even watch me tonight.
00:32:03I don't know.
00:32:06Oh, hey!
00:32:07What?
00:32:08Hold on, hold on.
00:32:09You almost stepped on him.
00:32:11What?
00:32:12Poor little guy.
00:32:13Ooh.
00:32:15What?
00:32:18Nothing.
00:32:21You are the exterminator, right?
00:32:24Yeah.
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:28Come on, I want to introduce you to the other girls.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:33Hey.
00:32:34Nice to meet you.
00:32:35Nice to meet you, too.
00:32:36Nice to meet you.
00:32:37Nice to meet you.
00:32:38Nice to meet you.
00:32:39Nice to meet you.
00:32:40Nice to meet you.
00:32:42Hey.
00:32:43Nice to meet you.
00:32:45Hey, Buzz.
00:32:46Hey, sweetie.
00:32:48Oh, nice to see you again.
00:32:50Oh, nice to see you, too.
00:32:51What the hell's going on here?
00:32:52There's a goddamn roast-mobile parked out front where everyone can see it.
00:32:56Who the hell are you?
00:32:57Tear him to the end, if you can call me Buzz.
00:33:00It's my truck.
00:33:01Oh, you're the exterminator.
00:33:03Uh-huh.
00:33:04Okay, now, Buzz.
00:33:05You don't want to park the truck with the great big bug on it in front of the place.
00:33:10Because it's bad for business.
00:33:12See, people might look at that and think that we maybe got a problem with, you know, pests.
00:33:18But isn't that why I'm here?
00:33:21Now, you know that, and I know that, but we don't want everybody to know that, right?
00:33:27So, I guess I better move my truck then.
00:33:31That would be a good thing.
00:33:34Come here, Buzz.
00:33:35Let me show you where to put it.
00:33:37Oh, sure thing.
00:33:39Ladies.
00:33:44Did you hear the way he was talking to him?
00:33:47I mean, he might be stupid, but he's not a retard.
00:33:50I think he's cute.
00:33:51Yeah, I think he's kind of cute, too.
00:33:54What did you think, Gina?
00:33:56I guess.
00:33:57You guess?
00:33:59Gina, you did happen to notice that he was a guy, right?
00:34:04Yeah.
00:34:08Are you sure you don't want us to call you a doctor?
00:34:11I'm fine. Why do you ask?
00:34:15No reason.
00:34:17Whoa.
00:34:18Ugly little sucker, isn't he?
00:34:20What are they?
00:34:21No clue, man.
00:34:22Spiders?
00:34:23Nah, not enough legs to be spiders.
00:34:25Wait a minute.
00:34:28Okay, there's enough legs to be a spider, but that's not a spider.
00:34:31Look at that face.
00:34:33It's like something I saw in Outer Limits once.
00:34:36So, uh, you think there's more?
00:34:38Amber said she saw more.
00:34:40Oh, well, that's Amber.
00:34:42Are they dangerous?
00:34:44They're parasites. They suck blood. They don't eat flesh.
00:34:47They're babies, mate.
00:34:49What are you talking about?
00:34:50Their bite must have some kind of toxin.
00:34:52It keeps the blood from clotting.
00:34:54I bet that's why the foreign chick's acting so funny.
00:34:56No, no, no, no, no. What are you talking about?
00:34:58Babies.
00:34:59Well, this is the big problem.
00:35:02The adults, you can go around whacking them with shoes all you like.
00:35:05But if you've got a nest, man, your whole place gets infested.
00:35:08You've got to find the nest.
00:35:10This is just what I need.
00:35:12I haven't got enough to deal with.
00:35:14Christo!
00:35:15Yeah?
00:35:16Look, you do what you've got to do.
00:35:18You find these things, get the nest cleaned out,
00:35:21get rid of these things one way or another.
00:35:23But don't tell anybody about the bugs.
00:35:26That would screw me up royally.
00:35:28Okay?
00:35:29So you're not an exterminator, you're the new bouncer.
00:35:32Oh, I don't think I make a very good bouncer, man.
00:35:36That's our story.
00:35:38In case anybody asks you, you're the new bouncer.
00:35:41I don't want you talking to nobody about these bugs,
00:35:44especially not to a trashy blonde with a voice like a cheese grater.
00:35:48You get me?
00:35:49I guess.
00:35:51Perfect. That's exactly what I wanted to hear you say.
00:35:54You guess.
00:35:55Christo!
00:35:56I'm right here, Ralph.
00:35:58Where the hell have you been?
00:35:59Look, take Francis Albert Einstein here and show him around the place.
00:36:04Give him what I hope you can, but get him the hell out of here.
00:36:07He's not going to come out of here, is he?
00:36:10That's what she says.
00:36:29What the hell was that?
00:36:32Nothing.
00:36:44Huh.
00:36:45Malpaso.
00:36:47What's that?
00:36:48I don't know.
00:36:50But there's a Malpaso Arizona.
00:36:53That's where the government was doing all those secret tests back in the 60s.
00:36:56Oh, what, like atomic tests?
00:36:58No.
00:36:59They were growing mutant strains of marijuana.
00:37:02They were pumping them with all sorts of nasty chemicals.
00:37:05What for?
00:37:06To make them lethal.
00:37:07War on drugs, or druggies.
00:37:10You smoke a joint, you die.
00:37:12You never get to go to the hard stuff.
00:37:14It's one way to solve the problem.
00:37:16Who are you making this stuff up?
00:37:19Hell no.
00:37:20The government pulls this kind of shit all the time.
00:37:22Lethal pot, lethal batches of LSD, AIDS.
00:37:25AIDS?
00:37:26AIDS was developed in secret CIA labs.
00:37:28You don't believe all that monkey virus shit, do you?
00:37:31Okay, well, what's the connection with the bugs?
00:37:36I don't know.
00:37:38I didn't say there was one.
00:37:40Oh, what?
00:37:41I'll bet they came in this crate.
00:37:43From Arizona.
00:37:45Sure.
00:37:46I remember a lady once brought a cactus back from Mexico.
00:37:49Thought it would look nice on her patio.
00:37:51One day she sees this thing all vibrating,
00:37:53so she calls the, uh, the plant doctor.
00:37:57Vegetarian.
00:37:58Yeah, and he's like,
00:38:00get the hell out of here as fast as you can.
00:38:02But before she can even hang up,
00:38:04that cactus explodes and her house is filled with baby tarantulas.
00:38:08They had to cover the whole thing in plastic and fumigate her,
00:38:10or else all the bugs would die.
00:38:12Yeah.
00:38:13I remember reading about that.
00:38:15Yeah, bugs can get in everywhere.
00:38:18There was a whole stream of deaths,
00:38:20all traced back to one spider,
00:38:22a South American blush spider
00:38:25that was living in an airplane toy.
00:38:27The only thing that tipped him off was the bite marks,
00:38:29the mechanical bite marks on the victim's asses.
00:38:32South American...
00:38:34South American blush spider.
00:38:36It would wrap itself around the victim's ass
00:38:39South American...
00:38:40South American blush spider.
00:38:42Arachnus gluteus.
00:38:44That's creepy.
00:38:46Well, I remember years ago,
00:38:49my friend's cousin's sister-in-law
00:38:52had this big beehive hairdo,
00:38:54and she kept getting these massive migraine headaches,
00:38:58and the doctors couldn't figure out why,
00:39:00until finally, when they sawed open her hair,
00:39:03there was this nest of cockroaches
00:39:06burrowing into her brain.
00:39:08No, man, that's just a myth.
00:39:10That's an urban legend.
00:39:12No, no, my friend's cousin knew this lady.
00:39:14No, cockroaches could never live in someone's hair like that.
00:39:18It must have been scorpions.
00:39:20Oh.
00:39:22Well, I better get to work.
00:39:32Whoa, is this dynamite?
00:39:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:39:36Take it easy with that.
00:39:37It's been sitting around a while.
00:39:39Not exactly stable.
00:39:41Now, what's an exterminator doing with dynamite?
00:39:44You never know.
00:39:47Wish me luck.
00:39:48Good luck.
00:39:51Oh, what the hell is that?
00:39:54That's what you ordered.
00:39:56I don't remember ordering this yak piss.
00:39:59I'm sorry, I don't know what happened.
00:40:02What was your drink again?
00:40:04Forget it.
00:40:05I don't know why I come to this dump.
00:40:09Shit.
00:40:10I'm sorry.
00:40:11I don't know what happened.
00:40:13What was your drink again?
00:40:15Forget it.
00:40:16I don't know why I come to this dump.
00:40:19Gina, what the hell is going on here?
00:40:22You've been screwing up all night.
00:40:24I'm fine.
00:40:25I just got a little headed.
00:40:26I don't want to hear about your problems.
00:40:28I got problems of my own.
00:40:30Oh, shit.
00:40:31Here comes the biggest one of all.
00:40:33Look, you ain't seen me.
00:40:34You don't know where I am, copy?
00:40:36Good evening, Mr. Zini.
00:40:39You look particularly sexy tonight.
00:40:43What the hell is that supposed to mean?
00:40:45I was just paying you a compliment.
00:40:47Listen, I don't need compliments from the hell, all right?
00:40:50Where's Vivino?
00:40:52He hasn't been in all night.
00:40:54Oh, he hasn't, huh?
00:40:56That's what he said.
00:40:58I think I'll take a look around myself.
00:41:00All right.
00:41:12What are you, one of them dykes?
00:41:14What's it to you?
00:41:16Let's just say I'm a concerned patriotic citizen
00:41:19who's tired of sexual deviants destroying his country.
00:41:22It's my country, too.
00:41:24What, are you kidding me?
00:41:26That's no American accent.
00:41:27Where are you from, France, Belgium?
00:41:29Swiss.
00:41:30Swiss.
00:41:31Figures.
00:41:32Biggest pussies on the face of the earth.
00:41:34What's that, Mr. Hitler?
00:41:35You've conquered Poland,
00:41:36and now you want to take care of the rest of the world?
00:41:38Go right ahead. It's none of our business.
00:41:40And then once the United States steps in and saves your ass,
00:41:42you come over here and steal our jobs.
00:41:44Nice.
00:41:45Give me another.
00:41:47You've had enough.
00:41:49Come again?
00:41:51I'm cutting you off.
00:41:53Do you know who I am?
00:41:55One phone call from me to immigration,
00:41:56you'll be back home whining cuckoo clocks.
00:41:58Like that sister.
00:42:05I am Scray.
00:42:09Oh, you're going to regret this, sister.
00:42:12And leave the gun with me.
00:42:20Nice.
00:42:22Thanks.
00:42:41Hey, Ralphie, look what I found.
00:42:43Give me that.
00:42:44Got yourself a pest control problem, Ralphie?
00:42:46Give me that.
00:42:47Jesus, this is one ugly son of a bitch,
00:42:49and it's you, Ralph.
00:42:50And you, Clarissa, you're making me mad.
00:42:52One look at this, there won't be a customer left in the place.
00:42:54Who wouldn't dare?
00:42:56All right, I wouldn't dare.
00:42:58I'll be honest, Ralphie, I thought about it.
00:43:01And then I thought it might be a better idea
00:43:04to bring this down to my friends at the war to help.
00:43:07You know, I'm thinking if there's one of these,
00:43:09there's probably a few more running around.
00:43:11They'll shut you down in a heartbeat.
00:43:13Oh, come on, Clarissa. Let's talk.
00:43:16No talk, Ralphie. Too late for that.
00:43:18I tried to be reasonable.
00:43:20I will not let you do this.
00:43:22Don't worry, Ralphie, because I'd be curious to know.
00:43:24How are you going to stop me, huh?
00:43:26I'm warning you, Clarissa.
00:43:27What do you say, Rubino, you want to take a ride
00:43:29down to the war to help with me, huh?
00:43:31I'm sure they'd get a real kick out of you.
00:43:34Rubino!
00:43:38Rubino!
00:43:40You piece of shit!
00:43:42You son of a bitch!
00:43:44You son of a fucking bitch!
00:43:46Rubino, stop!
00:43:48Get in the car, you son of a motherfucker!
00:43:51Rubino, stop!
00:43:53Get in the car!
00:43:55Get in the car!
00:43:57Come on!
00:44:17Freeze!
00:44:25Whoa!
00:44:29Whoa, what are these guys all about?
00:44:32What's your story?
00:44:34I'm Red.
00:44:36Red Skeleton.
00:44:38Well, Mr. Red, I hereby sentence you to death
00:44:42for your crimes.
00:44:44I hereby sentence you to death
00:44:46for your crimes against the state.
00:44:48Do you have any last words?
00:44:50Yeah, fight me.
00:44:52That's it. Prepare to die.
00:44:54Oh, it's horrible.
00:44:57Horrible.
00:44:59Why?
00:45:01What a retard.
00:45:03Hey, aren't you supposed to be looking for bugs?
00:45:07Oh, yeah.
00:45:09Thanks, Mr. Monster Face.
00:45:14Come on.
00:45:16Come on.
00:45:42Son of a bitch.
00:45:46Oh, yeah.
00:46:16Oh, yeah.
00:46:38Ah!
00:46:40Wait!
00:46:46Ah!
00:46:48Ah!
00:46:50Ah!
00:46:52Ah!
00:46:54Ah!
00:46:56Ah!
00:46:58Ah!
00:47:00Ah!
00:47:02Ah!
00:47:04Ah!
00:47:06Ah!
00:47:08Ah!
00:47:10Ah!
00:47:12Ah!
00:47:15Now, where'd you go?
00:47:17Oh!
00:47:45Psst.
00:47:59Ah!
00:48:01Oh, my God.
00:48:03I'm so sorry.
00:48:05What's the matter with you?
00:48:07Sorry. I mean, I said I was sorry.
00:48:09No, I mean, what is the matter with you?
00:48:11You're acting like a space cadet.
00:48:13I think that bug bite is making you act weird.
00:48:16Stop it.
00:48:18Gina, stop it, all right?
00:48:20I can handle it.
00:48:22Why don't you talk to Ralph and get the rest of the night off?
00:48:24No, I need the hours.
00:48:26I gotta get back to work.
00:48:44Uh-oh.
00:48:46Uh-oh.
00:48:48Uh-oh.
00:48:50Uh-oh.
00:49:02Ah!
00:49:04Ah!
00:49:06Ah!
00:49:08Oh!
00:49:10Oh!
00:49:12AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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00:49:48Rrrrrrr
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01:08:40Why are you touching me?
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01:08:44Shut up!
01:08:45Let's blow this taco stand.
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01:08:52Ah!
01:08:56Groovy.
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