El Noruego travels back in time and accidentally prevents the War of Independence by getting Miguel Hidalgo drunk before | dG1fVWlWOEVUbFdLUlk
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00:00Hello, how are you? We are here to present you the trailer of the movie of the family of the neighborhood.
00:09If you want to see a movie about a healthy and happy family, do not see this movie because they do not love me.
00:15In this movie you will see how I impart my wisdom to the different members of my family.
00:19Look, check this out.
00:21What an asshole you are, Jonathan.
00:22Your mother.
00:23Oh yeah, you were born in an excuse, your mother thought she was shitting.
00:25Do you remember when ...
00:26Leave me alone, Indian. You're a pig, Gasparcito.
00:28I remember that your mother was delicious.
00:29Grandpa!
00:30You are the most cat millionaire in history, how do you see that?
00:32What a shit you can get to be, Gasparcito.
00:34Fuck.
00:35Stop complaining, girl, for God's sake, I told you I'm not going to sit on the floor.
00:38Fuck.
00:39You are a pain in the ass.
00:40Grandpa, close your mouth.
00:41Mouth where I'm going to put my dick.
00:43Grandpa, please.
00:44Take a beating if I've seen dog poop more aesthetic than that.
00:46Jonathan.
00:47What happened, Grandpa?
00:48It's hard for me to say, but thank you very much for your help, Jonathan.
00:50Oh, you're welcome, Grandpa.
00:51But you're still an idiot, huh?
00:52What?
00:53Thank you for your help, but you're still an idiot.
00:55Grandpa, don't start, dude.
00:56No, no, Johnny, sorry.
00:57I just want it to be clear.
00:58Yes, I am grateful, yes.
00:59Okay, leave it there.
01:00But you're still an idiot.
01:01Fuck, Grandpa.
01:03The movie is about how the Norwegian Pepe Netes travels through time and prevents Miguel Hidalgo from shouting for independence.
01:09What do you mean, what are we doing here if you alone took care of destroying Mexico, asshole?
01:13What?
01:14How?
01:15We came back to prevent you from taking Miguel Hidalgo with you.
01:17Ah, ah, why?
01:18Because you made him so drunk that he couldn't scream anymore.
01:20Ah, ah, ah, fucking Mickey.
01:21It's serious, Norwegian.
01:22And then what happened?
01:23Well, since there was no scream, there was no independence.
01:25And then?
01:26There is no Mexico, Mexico is still Spain.
01:28You alone took care of killing an entire country, idiot.
01:31Ah, so in short, you can say that I screwed it up.
01:34I hope you liked this little test.
01:36Like the ones your mom gives me.
01:38Damn.
01:39The neighborhood family movie.
01:41Only on VIX.