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00:00Hello, hi.
02:01Sitting with a husband and a wife feels like sitting next to a Palestinian Israeli.
02:12I am not saying anything bad about women.
02:16I respect women a lot. I love.
02:19But women, four marriages are allowed in our country.
02:23And you will get seventy more.
02:25Women say, why four marriages? Because there are more women and less men.
02:31And women die less too.
02:35Why don't they die? Ask me. Why don't they die? Ask me. Why?
02:40Make-up.
02:43They wear make-up all day long.
02:46At night, she washed her face and went to sleep. The angel of death came and saw her.
02:48Oh, this is someone else. She is saved.
02:55Because this is a very strange thing that I am going to tell you.
03:06That the film industry, the showbiz, the human being just tries.
03:13And in today's show, in the Zee Award, my purpose of coming here is just this.
03:19That distances should end.
03:21Humanity's love should increase.
03:22We have to end distances.
03:35When we go to any country, first of all, we choose the airline.
03:41Now you go to the airline.
03:44As soon as you go to the airport, you will always hear a voice at the airport.
03:47Ladies and gentlemen.
03:49Ladies and gentlemen. Flight 303 is ready to depart.
03:55I request the passengers to come on the plane.
04:01When you go on the plane,
04:05When you go on the plane, the woman who takes the boarding card at the main gate,
04:10She is thin.
04:12When you are a little late, she asks you very nervously.
04:14Where were you?
04:16It becomes a domestic environment.
04:19Then she looks into your eyes and asks you to follow her.
04:24On top of that, you are a man.
04:26And on top of that, you have a child.
04:28You leave your child and go after her.
04:34It is the cruelty of God.
04:36Think about it. It is a ticket worth 50,000 rupees.
04:38It is a ticket worth 50,000 rupees.
04:41And there are so many fat women.
04:43The way women are being left at home, the same way they are being met on the plane.
04:48What is the use of going there?
04:51Then you think, that thin girl is in your mind.
04:54You think that you should ring the bell and call her.
04:56You ring the bell.
04:58A strange woman comes out.
05:00What do you want?
05:02The man joins his hands and says,
05:04I just want protection from God and nothing else.
05:07There are so many films. We all watch them.
05:10No one says anything wrong.
05:12No one says that we don't watch Indian movies.
05:14We all watch Indian movies.
05:16We watch big films. You watch them. We all watch them.
05:18There are some films which are memorable.
05:21Like the film Dil Wale Dulhania Le Jayenge.
05:23Shahrukh Khan.
05:25Aamir Khan.
05:27In India, there are three famous Pathanas.
05:30Shahrukh Khan, Aamir Khan and Salman Khan.
05:32I will give a piece of advice to Salman Khan.
05:33He should get a shirt stitched.
05:35You have a lot of Pathanas.
05:37Shahrukh Khan is a Pathan.
05:39Aamir Khan is a Pathan.
05:41Salman Khan is a Pathan.
05:43And his father, Salim Khan.
05:45He used to write stories in the name of Salim Javed.
05:47He has written all the early hit films of Amitabh Bachchan.
05:49Salim Khan has become very different.
05:51I met Salim Khan.
05:53I asked him, what are you doing these days, Mr. Khan?
05:55He said, Pathan are very simple.
05:57He said, I am not writing films these days.
05:59I am writing a book.
06:00I asked him, which book have you written?
06:02He said, I have written a book.
06:04How does a horse walk?
06:06I said, really?
06:08How many pages is it?
06:10He said, it is 200 pages.
06:12I said, show me.
06:14He showed me the book.
06:16It is written in the first page.
06:18How does a horse walk?
06:20It is written in page 199.
06:21He said,lk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk,
06:33Pathan are very simple and honest.
06:35One is Sardar and the other is from Pathan.
06:37Sardar was very straightforward.
06:39Patient Pathan entered his house.
06:41With his hand under ears.
06:43His wife asked him, what happened?
06:45He said, there was a nail vendor glass on the window of his car.
06:49His wife said, where were you going?
06:51He said, change the seat with someone else. I said, with whom? The whole wagon was empty.
07:02Sardar ji is very straightforward. I went to do the program. Sardar ji in London said,
07:06you did the program, Umar Sharif. I liked you a lot.
07:10So I took you to London. I said, let's go.
07:13When I was leaving the house, I opened the door, there was a banana peel in front of me.
07:17Looking at that, Sardar ji said, oh my dear, you won't be able to slip again today.
07:29There are a lot of film personalities sitting here.
07:33A lot of film personalities are sitting here.
07:36I am very thankful to Zee Television.
07:39I will say this much about women.
07:42There are a lot of women present here.
07:45There are a lot of women present here.
07:48Not everyone can satisfy women.
07:51Give them wealth, give them diamonds.
07:54They keep on crying.
07:56In our locality, there are 10 women children.
07:59And they keep on crying all the time.
08:02Sister, I didn't get true love.
08:05I don't know how far they have thought about true love.
08:10I don't know how far they have thought about true love.
08:13I don't know how far they have thought about true love.
08:16So I decided to watch films.
08:19They were great films.
08:21But I think I would have missed them.
08:24The last scene is of Amresh Puri holding Kajol's hand.
08:28And after that, Shahrukh Khan comes out of the train.
08:35Come, come, come.
08:38She says, father, leave me. I won't live without him.
08:41Amresh Puri came out of anger.
08:44No, this is a question of our tradition.
08:48He is shouting, come.
08:49She says, father, I can't live without him.
08:51Come, I can't live without him.
08:52The sound of the train came.
08:55Go, go, go.
08:58The train started moving.
08:59The father left the girl's hand and said,
09:01Go, daughter, go. He loves you a lot.
09:03The girl is running.
09:05The train is speeding up.
09:06The hand is coming in her hand.
09:07The hand is coming out of her hand.
09:08The women are watching.
09:09She is crying.
09:10I will pray to God that her hand comes in her hand.
09:13I will pray to God.
09:15The child has come.
09:16Mother, eat.
09:17Get lost.
09:18I will help you.
09:19Sometimes the hand comes in the hand.
09:21Sometimes it goes.
09:22Sometimes Shahrukh Khan.
09:23The platform is ending.
09:24Tension.
09:25The director is creating a thrill.
09:26There are so many educated people.
09:28Pull the chain.
09:29Give 50 rupees.
09:30End the tension.
09:31If we do not talk about women then it does not look good.
09:46Women wear make-up by the grace of Allah.
09:53But nobody has done make-up here, it is natural beauty.
09:57Women have brought fewer children today.
09:59He said, I don't know what you're talking about.
10:04I'm not going to do it.
10:09I'm going to do it.
10:13I'm going to do it.
10:17I'm going to do it.
10:21I'm going to do it.
10:25I'm going to do it.
10:55I'm going to do it.
11:02I'm going to do it.