Hài Kịch 3 BẠN THÂN về THĂM QUÊ HƯƠNG
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00:00Do you know who I am?
00:19I'm Viet Kieu Chau Phi.
00:22Do I look good?
00:24I'm visiting my hometown today.
00:25I have a date with two friends.
00:27They haven't arrived yet.
00:30They're missing.
00:32Here they are!
00:46Oh!
00:48Hien!
00:49Oh!
00:50Cu Den!
00:53How are you, Cu Den?
00:54I'm fine.
00:56Do you see the crowd over there?
00:57There's a girl sitting behind.
00:59Her name is Cu Den.
01:01My name is Cu Den.
01:02I'm Cu Den.
01:03Oh!
01:04I've changed my name abroad.
01:06What's your name?
01:07Cu Xì.
01:08Oh my god!
01:09You're wearing black.
01:11Why do you call yourself Cu Xì?
01:12My family name is Thương Hiệu.
01:14Thương Hiệu what?
01:15Do you see the ladies carrying books?
01:17Hiệu.
01:18Hiệu what?
01:19Cu Xì.
01:22It's not right to pronounce a foreign language.
01:26You have to pronounce it correctly.
01:28Not Cu Xì.
01:29What is it?
01:30It's Cu Xì.
01:32Do you understand?
01:35You're so good at English.
01:37I know you're good at English.
01:38I bought a bad board.
01:40Oh my god!
01:41Go out there and show it to them.
01:42Then they'll be surprised.
01:43You always make mistakes.
01:45You have to pronounce English correctly.
01:46Do you understand?
01:47Listen carefully.
01:48Cu Xì.
01:50My boss broke the light.
01:53What's your name?
01:54It's weird.
01:55My English name is beautiful.
01:56Why is it not beautiful?
01:57What's your name?
01:58Hey!
01:59Can't you see?
02:00Do you know the word?
02:01What word?
02:02Ronaldo Xè.
02:05In Vietnam, it's called Hai Xè.
02:07In Hoa Binh, it's called Xè.
02:08That's why your face is so similar.
02:10Like what?
02:11Your face is like Xè.
02:12Hey!
02:13Don't talk nonsense.
02:17You always say Xè.
02:20What sword?
02:21Huh?
02:22What sword?
02:23Where is it?
02:24Why do you look for it on the ground?
02:25I told you to meet two guys.
02:26Where are they?
02:28There they are.
02:38Run!
02:39Run!
02:40Run!
02:41Run!
02:51Go!
03:16Where is the bull?
03:18I heard he's craving for some beer.
03:20It's great to have a drink at home.
03:23Are you crazy?
03:24What's up?
03:25Drink.
03:26What's up?
03:27Who's that?
03:28Can you see?
03:31Oh!
03:33Ut Duc!
03:35That's right! Ut Duc!
03:37Yes!
03:38Ut Duc!
03:39Ut Duc!
03:40I've changed my name in Spain.
03:42What's your name?
03:43Carlos Duc!
03:46Your name is Ut Duc!
03:48What's wrong with my name?
03:50My name is beautiful!
03:52Carlos Duc!
03:53That's right! Don't say nonsense!
03:55You have to pronounce it correctly!
03:57That's right!
03:58Carlos Duc!
04:02Say it quickly!
04:03Carlos Duc!
04:05I know!
04:06Say it correctly!
04:07Carlos Duc!
04:10That's right!
04:12Carlos Duc!
04:13Oh my god!
04:14Why did you say I was a cow?
04:16You look like a cow!
04:18You look like a cow!
04:20I'm not a cow!
04:22I'm a cow-cook!
04:24I'm wearing this to show that I'm a Vietnamese!
04:26I'm a Vietnamese!
04:28I'm a Vietnamese!
04:30Where are you from?
04:32I'm from Spain!
04:34I'm a Vietnamese!
04:36I'm a Vietnamese!
04:38I'm a Vietnamese!
04:40I'm a Vietnamese!
04:43I'm sorry!
04:44When I say a country, you have to be from there!
04:46This dress has a messy meaning!
04:48What meaning?
04:50It means I'm from Brazil!
04:52Brazil is other countries!
04:54This is a Brazilian football team!
04:56You don't watch football?
04:58No!
05:00You don't see me?
05:01Which team?
05:03Of course he watches the boys team?
05:05No, I don't watch boy team!
05:07What team is that team?
05:09Girls team!
05:11You haven't cut the pump yet, how can you play women's football?
05:14Bullshit!
05:15I have to do it for him.
05:17I have to cut the pump for the women's team.
05:19Ah, you're a football player for the women's team, right?
05:21It's been a long time since I played football.
05:23What do you do to play football?
05:24You look like a coach, right?
05:27A coach is a small thing.
05:28So what do you do?
05:29Punch, squeeze, breathe.
05:31Punch, squeeze, breathe.
05:33Punch, squeeze, breathe.
05:35Incorrect!
05:36What's wrong?
05:37Look at the football player.
05:38He runs, he falls, right?
05:39When he falls, he has to squeeze his teeth.
05:41I have to do it for him.
05:43It's a lot of work.
05:45Really?
05:46That's how I married a football player.
05:49Oh my God!
05:50What's wrong?
05:51You're so good.
05:52This job is good.
05:54You can marry a wife.
05:55Yes.
05:56You have money.
05:57So what?
05:58You can squeeze too.
05:59Bullshit!
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06:02That's right.
06:03But how do you squeeze him to get him?
06:06The first half.
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