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01:44Oh, I'm sorry.
01:51Is there a way to pass the test of love?
01:58Fry the steak first.
02:01Then cut the potatoes.
02:03Yes, yes, yes.
02:04Put the potatoes in the pot.
02:08Wash the plate, wash the plate, wash the plate.
02:10Wow, he passed the test.
02:12Little monkey, I'm back.
02:16Why are you not happy?
02:18You've been on a business trip for a few days and no one has played with me.
02:20I went to play break-up kitchen with Teacher Zhou and Sister Ha Mei.
02:23They don't want me to play anymore.
02:26All right, all right, all right.
02:27I won't play with them.
02:28Husband breaks up with you, okay?
02:30I'll let you.
02:31Let?
02:32You think I'm stupid, too?
02:34You're not stupid.
02:35It's just the first meal.
02:37Just.
02:38What are you talking about?
02:40You're not good at playing games since you were a kid.
02:42You don't know.
02:43You won all the badminton games.
02:45You can't jump over the third grid.
02:47You can't lose a person in a sandbag.
02:48You can't lose a person in a sandbag.
02:50It doesn't matter at all.
02:51It's just the first meal.
02:52Zhang Cheng.
02:53It's okay if they say me.
02:54You say me, too.
02:55Little monkey, don't be angry.
02:57This is called separation anxiety.
02:59As soon as I saw you, I really wanted to say a few more words to you.
03:04OK.
03:05Are you tired from your business trip?
03:07I ordered it all by myself.
03:08Taste it.
03:10Don't be angry.
03:12Then I'll wash my hands.
03:14Running gold.
03:15Yes.
03:18Hey, brother.
03:19Don't worry.
03:20See you tomorrow.
03:21What tomorrow?
03:22It's eight o'clock tonight.
03:25Tonight?
03:30Hello.
03:31Come to my house tonight.
03:32Kitchen University Station.
03:34It's finally my turn.
03:35Because I haven't gone on a business trip yet.
03:36Then I'll go instead of you.
03:38I'm not going.
03:39Actually, I've always thought you were the most dangerous opponent.
03:42That's a must.
03:45Zhang Cheng is back.
03:47I have to stay with him.
03:48No, I can't do it tonight.
03:50I just had a fight with Meng.
03:51I dare not go out.
03:52The final we agreed on.
03:54We almost had a fight just now.
03:56If I go again,
03:57we must have a fight again.
03:59Good idea.
04:00Continue the topic just now.
04:01Try to get into a fight.
04:02And then you hit the table and leave.
04:04I'll pick you up downstairs.
04:05No, teacher.
04:06I don't know how to do it.
04:09No, I don't know how to do it.
04:10Can I have another fight with him?
04:12Try to get into a fight.
04:13And then you hit the table and leave.
04:15Yu, I can't do that.
04:16Hello, Yu.
04:17Yu.
04:18Yu.
04:27Zhang Cheng, you just said I couldn't beat you.
04:30Yes.
04:31But I only said you were the most dangerous opponent.
04:32I didn't say you were the most dangerous opponent.
04:33What's the difference between a disabled person and a disabled person?
04:35You mean I'm not only disabled now.
04:37And I can't understand what you're saying.
04:39I find that you're not fluent now.
04:40You know you can't understand what I'm saying.
04:41I can't understand what you're saying.
04:43Zhang Cheng, do you know what I'm saying now?
04:46Do you understand?
04:47Of course I understand.
05:03Hey, I...
05:06I admit that I'm disabled.
05:07What's wrong?
05:15Yu,
05:17I'll be right there.
05:19Pass it on.
05:20Pass it on.
05:21Pass it on.
05:22You're so bad.
05:23You kicked me.
05:24You kicked me.
05:25You kicked me.
05:26You kicked me.
05:27You kicked me.
05:28You kicked me.
05:29You kicked me.
05:30You kicked me.
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06:00You kicked me.
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06:25You kicked me.
06:26You kicked me.
06:27You kicked me.
06:28You kicked me.
06:29You kicked me.
06:31Can you do it again?
06:35Stop talking nonsense.
06:43You sped up.
06:44You sped up.
06:45You sped up.
06:46You sped up.
06:47I kicked the hole myself.
06:49It's a speed up.
06:50You hit me.
06:51Go over there.
06:52Go over there.
06:53Don't push me.
06:54Four bottles.
06:55One bottle can't be bad.
06:56I'll wash my hands.
06:57I'll wash my hands.
06:58I'll wash my hands.
07:00You hit me.
07:10Teacher, how can you know everything?
07:12You press that switch for me.
07:14Why don't you find Brother Xia Yu?
07:16It's such a small matter.
07:17Why should I call him?
07:19Can't you press it?
07:21No.
07:22I mean fixing the TV.
07:23You plug that line for me first.
07:25I'll plug it for you.
07:29Teacher,
07:30when I was a kid,
07:31I really liked to play the electric plug.
07:33My mom told me
07:34there was a big tiger inside.
07:35When I heard there was a big tiger,
07:36I was even more excited.
07:37Then she plugged it in.
07:39As soon as I touched it,
07:40there was a big bubble.
07:41Since then,
07:42I've never played the electric plug again.
07:43Our electric plug is all Zheng...
07:45Oh, no, teacher.
07:46Zheng Chaozhou
07:47hasn't called me yet.
07:48Is he angry?
07:49Is your ancestor from Inner Mongolia?
07:52My ancestor is from Shandong.
07:54I was born in Inner Mongolia.
07:55I grew up in Hegang.
07:58Hegang is a small place.
07:59The house price in Hegang
08:00is 3,000 yuan per square meter.
08:02It's the lowest in the world.
08:04Oh, no.
08:05I shouldn't have quarreled with him
08:07and came to play.
08:08Now the TV is broken.
08:09I can't play the game.
08:11Zheng Chaozhou is angry.
08:12I don't know how to coax him.
08:13I have to risk my life
08:15to sit next to this electric plug.
08:16Why didn't you think about
08:17why you got married so early?
08:20If you didn't get married so early,
08:21you would have been like me
08:22to overcome the fear of the electric plug.
08:26I haven't thought about this question.
08:28But after you said that,
08:30I don't know how to answer.
08:32But I think
08:33getting married
08:34is not worth thinking about.
08:36You can't do anything
08:37if you're afraid of everything.
08:39Then call him.
08:42Teacher, I've made up my mind.
08:43I'll wait for him at home.
08:44You can rest first.
08:46No, wait for me.
08:47Wait for me.
08:52He Kang,
08:54your house is sold.
08:55It's sold for 2,500 yuan.
08:56Sold?
09:00Yes.
09:07Why are you here?
09:09Teacher,
09:10Zhang Chao didn't come back last night.
09:12I called him, but he didn't answer.
09:15Did he have a mission?
09:17No, he just had a fight with me.
09:20Teacher, where did he go?
09:22Did something happen to him?
09:24He's never been like this before.
09:27And we didn't fight
09:28because of something big.
09:32I don't know
09:33if he has eaten now.
09:34Will he meet a bad guy?
09:36Teacher.
09:39Don't worry.
09:41I'll call Xia Yu.
09:42Let's find him.
09:45Xia Yu,
09:46don't sleep.
09:47Drive to my house.
09:49No.
09:50I drank too much last night.
09:52I haven't sobered up yet.
09:54Zhang Chao is missing?
09:56He's at my house.
09:57Did you find him?
10:00Get up, get up.
10:01You're busy.
10:02Don't bother yourself.
10:03Don't bother me.
10:09Teacher,
10:11I forgot to change my shoes.
10:15It's okay, it's okay.
10:19Don't cry, don't cry.
10:21I found him, I found him.
10:22It's okay.
10:23It's okay.
10:28You're bleeding.
10:29I'm not bleeding.
10:32Don't cry, don't cry.
10:35I'll teach him a lesson later.
10:37Punish him.
10:39Xiao Binghong, I'm sorry.
10:40It's all my fault.
10:41It's all my fault.
10:42It's all my fault.
10:43What did you do wrong?
10:46I won't quarrel with you anymore.
10:48I won't drink with Brother Yu anymore.
10:50I won't stay overnight.
10:51I won't be afraid that my phone will run out of battery.
10:54You know your mistakes very well.
10:56Your attitude is also very sincere.
11:00Zhang Chao, do you know how worried I was
11:01when you didn't come back all night?
11:03What if those bad guys
11:04take revenge on you?
11:05What are you going to do?
11:06Don't look down on yourself.
11:07Do you think you're great?
11:09You can't even beat me.
11:12I didn't dare to tell my mom.
11:14I was afraid that if I told her,
11:15she would never like you again.
11:17I didn't dare to call the police either.
11:19I was afraid that your boss would look for you.
11:20If he couldn't find you, he would punish you.
11:22So I endured it.
11:23I endured it like this.
11:24I endured it all night.
11:25Zhang Chao,
11:27I will never
11:28make up with you again.
11:29All right, don't cry.
11:30I'm heartbroken when you cry.
11:33All right, all right, I won't cry.
11:35I wanted to go home after watching the game.
11:38But I drank a little too much.
11:40After that, Brother Yu was very taciturn.
11:41He dragged me to tell me
11:42that he regretted his proposal.
11:43What did you say?
11:45I don't remember.
11:47Did you say that Brother Yu regretted his proposal?
11:48No, Brother Yu.
11:49Say it.
11:50If you don't say it today,
11:51I'll divorce you, Zhang Chao.
11:53Your last proposal
11:54was too imaginative.
11:57How can I think of such a good idea
11:59to move Meng Meng?
12:00Let me tell you.
12:01You can only move yourself.
12:04I'll regret it even if I hide it.
12:07But
12:08you guys
12:09tell me.
12:10Am I
12:11usually a person
12:12who is very thoughtful?
12:13Why did I
12:14do this
12:15anti-divorce thing?
12:17What did he say?
12:18He lied to the teacher.
12:20He fulfilled all his promises.
12:22Zhou Mo is such a woman.
12:25You can't be tough with her.
12:28You have to follow her, right?
12:30Retreat first.
12:33Think about it later.
12:35What do you mean?
12:36Brother Yu, you lied to the teacher.
12:38What?
12:39Why didn't you lie to the teacher?
12:41You wrote your homework
12:42during the summer vacation.
12:43Did you hand it in on time?
12:45Yes.
12:46But
12:47come to think of it,
12:48how many of us
12:49can fulfill
12:51Xu Jia's promise?
12:53That's right.
12:54When I was with Meng Meng,
12:55I told her
12:56I would give her
12:57a fairy tale wedding.
12:59But we've been married for three years.
13:00I can't do it.
13:02Come on.
13:03You're so bad.
13:04You lied to me.
13:05Didn't you marry her?
13:06Right?
13:07You two
13:09will have a baby
13:11in two years.
13:12When the baby grows up,
13:13the three of you
13:14will go on a trip.
13:15That's great.
13:16Look at me.
13:18I'm in my thirties this year.
13:20When I marry her
13:21and have a baby,
13:22I'll be forty.
13:24I'll be forty.
13:25When my baby grows up,
13:26I'll be sixty.
13:27I'm too lazy
13:28to even close the door.
13:29When my baby is sixty,
13:30I'll have no one.
13:32I can't remember it anymore.
13:33I can't remember it anymore.
13:37Maybe Brother Yu
13:38drank too much last night.
13:39Don't talk.
13:49It's okay.
13:50It's okay.
13:53Teacher.
13:58Enough.
13:59Don't hit her.
14:04It's okay.
14:05Let's go home.
14:07Let's go home.
14:09Let's go home.
14:12Let's go.
14:16Mo Mo.
14:17You're the most important thing in love.
14:20If you're not in the marriage,
14:22it doesn't mean anything to me.
14:24So today,
14:26I officially withdraw my proposal.
14:29I hope you will never
14:30rush to get married
14:31just to date me.
14:44What?
14:46No.
14:47Mo Mo.
14:48Didn't we just...
14:50No.
14:51Zhang Chao's mouth
14:52is as loose as cotton pants.
14:53What's wrong with him?
14:54Mo Mo.
14:55We just had a drink yesterday.
14:56He was talking about alcohol.
14:57I forgot what he said.
14:58Mo Mo.
14:59You're not that kind of person.
15:00You can't break up with me
15:01because of a drink, right?
15:02I really don't want you
15:03to force yourself to date me.
15:09So let's break up.
15:13I...
15:14I don't think so.
15:19I...
15:20I won't drink with her anymore, okay?
15:28Mo Mo.
15:30Mo Mo.
15:49Hurry up.
15:50The food is ready.
15:51Give it to me.
15:52Don't rush me.
15:53Don't rush me.
15:54Come and get it yourself.
15:55I'm all fired up now.
15:56I'm busy.
15:57Then she's on the left.
15:58No, I'm on fire.
15:59Take it.
16:00You can't take it.
16:01It's a knife.
16:02Hurry up.
16:03Can you clean the plate for me?
16:04I'm waiting for the food.
16:05No.
16:06Why are you going into the fire?
16:08Come up here.
16:09I'll save you.
16:10No.
16:11Give me the knife.
16:12I'll cut you.
16:13Let me cut you.
16:14No.
16:15Give me the knife.
16:16I can cut you.
16:17Hurry up.
16:18Stop.
16:23Am I talking too much?
16:26One more time.
16:30Don't look at me.
16:36Dad, dad, dad.
16:37Can you understand it?
16:40Dad, dad, dad, dad.
16:41Dad, dad, dad.
16:42Dad, dad.
16:46I was about to say it.
16:47Two of them felt so nervous.
16:50It's okay.
16:51Keep quiet.
16:52It's okay if you're crazy.
16:54It's the same as if we've lost twice.
16:57Dad, dad, dad.
16:58Peppaboboba.
16:58Can you get it?
17:00Of course I can understand it!
17:03Wow, babababibobo.
17:05You have to put on mask,
17:06and then put on your plastic face mask,
17:09and then…
17:10of course you can't make it up.
17:12And when my boyfriend would go to the toilet,
17:14I would be here like this.
17:15This is not bad.
17:16Right?
17:19So fat.
17:21I admit that I…
17:22I…
17:23I admit that I have a big head.
17:25Right?
17:25I admit that I have a big head.
17:27Nothing was going to go to your mum about that.
17:28But I would love that!
17:30Would you?
17:31But I would love that!
17:32You would love that!
18:27You