The Great Indian Kapil Show Season 1 Final Episode 13 #Dailymotion #Comedy #2024
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00:00:00You
00:00:09Mommy ready, huh?
00:00:11Are you so not Kapil cash? Oh my coach. I saw myself all the night. Just a minute. Oh, yeah
00:00:15Thank you. I said won't give it. Oh boy. I'm a sick. I am not
00:00:19Are you very good week?
00:00:20We bought the bottom of this nickel Jatana
00:00:22Koki didn't you are too much of it. They may have a showman. What do you mean by me? I am so nice. I put you in a bowl
00:00:27Oh, yeah, don't you think I'm a girl?
00:00:29He kept us up my gas man
00:01:00Come on
00:01:02We have to put our season coffee now, they actually have a yakini or a guitar episode or finale
00:01:13What a little kid
00:01:21Gigi Gigi Gigi
00:01:30How's the joke I have to have a rapper union at all
00:01:38There have been people are making the money money, but you're gonna stay in here
00:01:44Bundle put the gorilla Gorda Kaua guy Halu
00:01:50I'll do these shows around the world. This is the craziest
00:01:53I
00:02:23I have a wife too.
00:02:29Mr. Rajeev Thakur was saying that
00:02:31he wants a series of 100 episodes.
00:02:33That's when my 13 come.
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:39His 13 also come when these celebrities
00:02:41are standing close together.
00:02:42So that the editors don't get a chance.
00:02:47Mr. Sunil is very sensible.
00:02:49He has come after 6 years.
00:02:51And in 13 weeks, he has covered 6 years.
00:02:57It's not like that. He works hard.
00:02:59He makes others work hard too.
00:03:00Be it the music department.
00:03:01Be it the makeup department.
00:03:02Be it the costume department.
00:03:03I want to show you something.
00:03:04Please have a look.
00:03:21Oh!
00:03:26Superb!
00:03:28It's a lot of hard work.
00:03:29You can see.
00:03:30Do you enjoy it here?
00:03:38She is a lady.
00:03:39She tells jokes.
00:03:40She is a lady.
00:03:41It's their business.
00:03:47I want to say something.
00:03:48You only comment on my post.
00:03:51You like it.
00:03:52You follow it too.
00:03:56That's right.
00:03:58When he became Khali.
00:03:59Yes.
00:04:00His shoes were worth 2.5 lakhs.
00:04:01Do you know?
00:04:03Thakur got angry with him.
00:04:04Why?
00:04:05He said, 2.5 lakhs worth of shoes?
00:04:06You should have told me.
00:04:07I would have carried them on my shoulders.
00:04:08You should have given me the money.
00:04:11I want to know from Mr. Thakur.
00:04:12Mr. Thakur.
00:04:13If you want to say something about your journey.
00:04:15Please.
00:04:16I will tell you.
00:04:17But promise me that you won't cut it.
00:04:19I won't cut it.
00:04:23If you sit between Sunil and Krishna.
00:04:24You won't cut it.
00:04:25Don't worry.
00:04:29No.
00:04:31My journey is such that.
00:04:32I have got a good duty.
00:04:33Bringing the artist in the car.
00:04:36Bringing him here.
00:04:37Hit it.
00:04:46The car has become more popular than me.
00:04:49Now people have started asking me.
00:04:50Do you work as an artist in the show?
00:04:52Or do you drive a taxi?
00:04:54You should have confirmed.
00:04:55No. I drive a taxi.
00:05:01My brother is very talented.
00:05:03A big round of applause for Mr. Thakur.
00:05:07Our Kiku and Krishna.
00:05:08They do Indian characters.
00:05:10After watching Netflix.
00:05:11They have picked up an international character.
00:05:13Donald Drunk and Kim Kong.
00:05:16Hello Netflix.
00:05:20Dolan. Dolan. Dolan.
00:05:24I just explained to Kiku.
00:05:25I told him.
00:05:26In India.
00:05:27You were still bailed.
00:05:30You won't be released.
00:05:31I won't be released in Korea.
00:05:33Okay. Krishna.
00:05:34Still.
00:05:35He used a little prosthetic makeup.
00:05:36Then he became Donald.
00:05:37Kiku didn't need it.
00:05:40He was a little bald from behind.
00:05:41He wore his sister-in-law's plaza.
00:05:46But I want to tell you one thing.
00:05:48Which our viewers don't know.
00:05:49Since you did Kim's character.
00:05:51Do you know Kiku?
00:05:52I am getting calls from Korea.
00:05:53They say.
00:05:54You will get 10 lakhs per day.
00:05:55You have to go as their body double.
00:05:57Whatever food Kim eats.
00:05:58You have to taste it first.
00:06:01You have to taste it first.
00:06:02If nothing happens to you.
00:06:03Then Kim will eat.
00:06:04Seriously.
00:06:05And if something happens to me.
00:06:06Then he won't eat.
00:06:12Today we have a superstar's wife here.
00:06:14Hello Ginni.
00:06:15How are you?
00:06:21Today is our 13th episode.
00:06:22Today is our finale.
00:06:23You have seen 12 episodes.
00:06:24Which episode did you like the most?
00:06:26Every episode in which you are there.
00:06:32If I was there.
00:06:33I would be at home.
00:06:35Then wear this at home.
00:06:37And roam around in underwear.
00:06:40Take this mic and throw it in the dustbin.
00:06:42Thank you.
00:06:45Earlier we used to do shows in India.
00:06:46So we used to go abroad to roam around.
00:06:48That we will roam around easily.
00:06:49There is no problem.
00:06:50Now I have become famous all over the world.
00:06:52Oh God.
00:06:54What will you do?
00:06:58I don't understand.
00:06:59Where should we go to roam around?
00:07:00Archana you know.
00:07:01Papua New Guinea.
00:07:02Papua New Guinea.
00:07:03It's a country.
00:07:04Right.
00:07:05We got a call from there too.
00:07:06Everyone is watching our show with their Papua.
00:07:10And I request.
00:07:12Our Maharathis.
00:07:14Please come in your own form.
00:07:16Today is our last day.
00:07:18Let's go.
00:07:24We started like this.
00:07:25With Bollywood superstar Ranbir Kapoor.
00:07:27And his family.
00:07:28And today at the time of finale.
00:07:29One more superstar.
00:07:30Is coming here with his family.
00:07:32So with your loud applause.
00:07:33Please welcome.
00:07:34Mr. Kartik Aryan.
00:07:36And his mother.
00:07:37Mrs. Bala Tiwari.
00:07:55Welcome all of you.
00:08:03Kartik aunty.
00:08:04Welcome to the show.
00:08:05Thank you.
00:08:06Aunty always comes on our show.
00:08:08Yes.
00:08:09Whenever Kartik comes.
00:08:10More than Kartik actually.
00:08:12But today she has come here as a celebrity.
00:08:14You are looking so beautiful outside.
00:08:16Girls were talking outside.
00:08:17I was wondering which girl Kartik has come with.
00:08:19Wearing a black dress.
00:08:21It's his habit to see Kartik with girls.
00:08:28Your mic is on.
00:08:30I can hear it.
00:08:33Kartik's father is also present here.
00:08:35His sister is also present here.
00:08:36Welcome to the show.
00:08:40You must be thinking.
00:08:41Why is uncle sitting down.
00:08:42And aunty is sitting on top.
00:08:43It's like this.
00:08:44Aunty is very good at speaking.
00:08:46Although uncle also used to speak well.
00:08:47I don't know why he has become quiet after marriage.
00:08:52Archana ji is also very good at speaking.
00:08:53That's why she is sitting on the chair.
00:08:55When her husband came.
00:08:56He was sitting here only.
00:08:59And whoever speaks here.
00:09:00He gets the chair.
00:09:01You have got it.
00:09:02Yes.
00:09:03Welcome.
00:09:04A big round of applause for our guests.
00:09:10Today Kartik has come to our show for the first time with his mother.
00:09:14When a son becomes so successful.
00:09:16And a mother is sitting on the same stage with him.
00:09:18It's a proud moment for both mother and son.
00:09:24Sometimes in childhood.
00:09:27When parents take their children to someone's house.
00:09:29They don't want to do mischief there.
00:09:31They don't want to break anyone's flower pot.
00:09:33But when these children grow up.
00:09:35They start teaching their parents.
00:09:36That don't say like this there.
00:09:38Did Kartik do something like this today?
00:09:40He did.
00:09:41He did?
00:09:42He did it before coming to the show.
00:09:43What was he saying?
00:09:44Don't open my pole.
00:09:47You told him that this is also my son's show.
00:09:48I can say whatever I want.
00:09:49Yes.
00:09:50I told him.
00:09:51And I know Kapil since so many days.
00:09:52I have met him as many times as you have met him.
00:09:54Now tell me.
00:09:55I can say anything to you.
00:09:56Absolutely.
00:09:57I will say only the truth.
00:09:59I will say nothing but the truth.
00:10:05After listening to this line.
00:10:07Kartik's father's lips are dry.
00:10:10He is saying something about me.
00:10:13Adil how is it today?
00:10:16It's a joke.
00:10:18How do you feel?
00:10:19As a husband of a celebrity.
00:10:21How do you feel?
00:10:22He is crying.
00:10:27I am feeling very good.
00:10:30He is scared.
00:10:32I am feeling very good.
00:10:33Say whatever is coming from inside.
00:10:37I have got such a good wife.
00:10:43Do they say this at home?
00:10:44No.
00:10:45They never say this.
00:10:46Never.
00:10:49Mala ji's eyebrows reached here.
00:10:51What?
00:10:52What did you say?
00:10:53What?
00:10:54Did you see carefully once?
00:10:55He is my husband.
00:10:58But really I am not lying.
00:11:01Kartik your mother is sitting with you.
00:11:03She doesn't look like your mother at all.
00:11:05She looks like your friend is sitting with you.
00:11:07Thank you.
00:11:08Thank you.
00:11:09You are so beautiful.
00:11:12After listening to all these praises.
00:11:13Dr. Sir is inside.
00:11:16This is fine.
00:11:17Your choice is best.
00:11:19Mala ji's husband.
00:11:20Does she get ready like this for you too?
00:11:23Today she has got ready for Kapil's show.
00:11:25She has got ready for her son.
00:11:27Does she get ready for you too?
00:11:29Mala ji.
00:11:30Whoever she gets ready for.
00:11:31I will definitely see.
00:11:38Kartik you have come to the show for the first time with your mother.
00:11:40Are you getting the feel of the show?
00:11:41Or do you think I have come to a parent-teacher meeting?
00:11:44Me?
00:11:46I have never been so nervous as I am today.
00:11:48So that your mother doesn't say anything.
00:11:49So that she doesn't say anything.
00:11:50So that she doesn't say anything else after listening to all this.
00:11:52My sister is also sitting there.
00:11:53Everyone, the whole family has come.
00:11:55That's what we want.
00:11:56So that she says something.
00:11:58And yes, you people must be busy.
00:11:59So that she doesn't say anything.
00:12:00Yes, absolutely.
00:12:01My mother has gone to Punjab today.
00:12:03When she will watch your episode.
00:12:04She is going to catch me.
00:12:06She has called Kartik's mother.
00:12:07Why didn't she call me on stage?
00:12:10Normally it happens.
00:12:11Normally it happens.
00:12:12If the father is busy, then the mother will go to the children's school.
00:12:14If the mother is busy, then the father will go.
00:12:16You both are doctors.
00:12:17And you both are very busy.
00:12:18Who used to go to Kartik's school?
00:12:20I used to go.
00:12:21You used to go?
00:12:22Didn't uncle used to go?
00:12:23Why?
00:12:24He used to be very busy with me.
00:12:25But I used to go.
00:12:26Because I used to teach both of them.
00:12:28So I had to know what they had performed.
00:12:31And I was also very strict.
00:12:33Okay.
00:12:34Let me tell you once.
00:12:35I used to follow him so much.
00:12:36Whether he is studying or not.
00:12:38He used to go for coaching in 10th or 12th grade.
00:12:43He used to go for coaching.
00:12:45I had told sir that if he doesn't come, then call me.
00:12:49Then I will see what he will do.
00:12:52He must have not gone 2-3 times.
00:12:53Then sir called me.
00:12:55He is not coming.
00:12:56He is not coming.
00:12:57So he left.
00:12:58Mom, I am going for coaching.
00:12:59And I followed him.
00:13:00He didn't know that I was following him.
00:13:02Okay.
00:13:03And when I went there, I saw that he went in some other direction.
00:13:06Okay.
00:13:07And he entered into a shop.
00:13:09It was not a shop.
00:13:10It was a grinder.
00:13:11The one which grinds wheat.
00:13:13Yes.
00:13:14So these two friends followed him.
00:13:16I also followed them.
00:13:17So there I saw that there was a screen.
00:13:20All the kids were sitting there and playing video games.
00:13:22Oh.
00:13:25I got scared when I saw this.
00:13:26I asked the grinder, why are you taking care of the kids?
00:13:29He said, you take care of your kids.
00:13:31I said, okay.
00:13:32I said, he is right.
00:13:34I took them along.
00:13:35I took them along the entire way.
00:13:36Mom, no.
00:13:37Look, mom, no.
00:13:38Mom, no.
00:13:39I said, no.
00:13:40Yes.
00:13:41Yes.
00:13:42And when we reached, I was so frustrated and angry that I didn't know what to do.
00:13:45So I wore a sari and sandals.
00:13:47I took off the sandals.
00:13:48Every Indian does that.
00:13:49And I hit him with my thigh.
00:13:51We have dogs.
00:13:52We are dog lovers.
00:13:53All the dogs were here and there.
00:13:54I hit Koki a lot.
00:13:55You hit her.
00:13:56You hit her.
00:13:57You hit her.
00:13:58You hit her.
00:13:59You hit her.
00:14:00You hit her.
00:14:01You hit her.
00:14:02You hit her.
00:14:03You hit her.
00:14:04You hit her.
00:14:05You hit her.
00:14:06You hurt her.
00:14:07I hit her.
00:14:08Toarm was here and there all the while.
00:14:09She hit her.
00:14:10I hit her.
00:14:11She hit her.
00:14:12I hit her.
00:14:13I am done now.
00:14:14Hitting her with a piece of sandalwares.
00:14:15She hit her.
00:14:16I took a look.
00:14:17Then she said, she woke up from the sleep sensor and I pushed her sister in her arms.
00:14:18I hit her.
00:14:19I hit her.
00:14:20She came along and twisted her forehead.
00:14:21So I hit her with my extremely sharp cane.
00:14:23I hit her.
00:14:24I hit her.
00:14:25That was a shocking hit.
00:14:26This is a separate problem from DevOvide.
00:14:27See this panel here.
00:14:28I said, show this.
00:14:29His mother is a doctor.
00:14:31His younger sister Kritika is also a doctor.
00:14:33His mother is a doctor. His father is a doctor.
00:14:35His sister is a doctor.
00:14:37Did he become an actor because he was talented?
00:14:39Or because he was useless?
00:14:41No, he had a lot of craze.
00:14:43He wanted to be an actor since childhood.
00:14:45He never told us about it.
00:14:47When did he tell you that he wanted to be an actor?
00:14:49When he got the audition for Pyaar Ka Panchnama.
00:14:51He cracked the audition.
00:14:53At that time I was thinking
00:14:55that he has gone to study.
00:14:57I always think that I have gone to study.
00:15:01He used to fail in the exam.
00:15:03But he was getting the allowed to keep term.
00:15:05I didn't know what to do.
00:15:07I kept on walking.
00:15:09Then I got a call from him.
00:15:11While crying.
00:15:13I got the audition.
00:15:15I got the movie.
00:15:17He was crying that I got the movie.
00:15:19I asked him why he was crying.
00:15:21He said that he got the movie.
00:15:23He wanted to study and become a doctor.
00:15:25This is what happened.
00:15:29I never wanted that.
00:15:31I never wanted that.
00:15:33I wanted him to become a doctor or an engineer.
00:15:35I think he is an engineer.
00:15:37No, he is an engineer.
00:15:45He is getting 80-80 marks in every semester.
00:15:47Then I took him to his principal.
00:15:49I asked him to make him understand
00:15:51that studying is very important.
00:15:53He said that he will do it.
00:15:55He gave me a 4 year course.
00:15:57In 10 or 8 years.
00:15:59No, 5 years.
00:16:0110 years.
00:16:07I will become a teacher in 10 years.
00:16:09I used to leave my work
00:16:11and teach him.
00:16:13I used to come to Mumbai and teach him.
00:16:15I was studying in Akashmani.
00:16:19You had taken the third hand car.
00:16:21Third hand.
00:16:23We were going to D.Y. Patil.
00:16:29Then?
00:16:31He was driving in D.Y. Patil.
00:16:33I was sitting next to him and
00:16:35making him understand that
00:16:37studying is very important.
00:16:39I was sitting in the car for 3 hours
00:16:41waiting for him to finish his paper.
00:16:43Because Navi Mumbai is very far.
00:16:45I asked him what he had written.
00:16:47He said that he had written
00:16:49a story.
00:16:53After Panch Lama 2.
00:16:57But when you saw the first film
00:16:59with Kartik on screen
00:17:01and it was a super hit.
00:17:03Then you felt that it was the right decision.
00:17:05It was after a long time.
00:17:09You are a mother.
00:17:11Every mother wants their child
00:17:13to become a doctor or an engineer.
00:17:15My mother also wanted the same.
00:17:17She asked me to become a doctor.
00:17:19I told her that my father was a doctor.
00:17:21Otherwise how could I become a doctor?
00:17:25I didn't understand the third hand car.
00:17:27Actually, the one I had bought
00:17:29had bought the second hand car.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:35It was a similar system.
00:17:37Let me tell you a story about the third hand car.
00:17:39The thing was
00:17:41there were red carpets and awards.
00:17:43I used to go to them in an auto rickshaw.
00:17:45Nothing was happening.
00:17:47Then I bought this car.
00:17:49Now this car
00:17:51started troubling me more.
00:17:53Because the driver's seat
00:17:55didn't open.
00:17:57There were two things.
00:17:59In the driver's seat,
00:18:01if you go to a red carpet or an award show
00:18:03and if you get the valet by mistake
00:18:05then it's great.
00:18:07If he goes to open it,
00:18:09should I stop him and tell him not to open it?
00:18:11And when I was leaving
00:18:13I used to jump from there
00:18:15and tell him to go from there.
00:18:17He used to go from there
00:18:19and I used to tell him not to open it.
00:18:21Otherwise the door would break.
00:18:23Then I used to park the car.
00:18:25And in the rain
00:18:27there was seepage in the car.
00:18:29Oh my God!
00:18:31So I had to be careful
00:18:33not to fall down.
00:18:35It was a unique problem.
00:18:37You should have taken a motorcycle
00:18:39and got it repaired four times.
00:18:43By the way,
00:18:45who is more mischievous? Kritika or Kartik?
00:18:47He is.
00:18:49He is more mischievous.
00:18:51He is mischievous and he bullies a lot.
00:18:53He used to bully him.
00:18:55Kittu.
00:18:57I will tell you another story later.
00:18:59Yes.
00:19:01Tell us.
00:19:05I will tell you two incidents.
00:19:07Oh my God!
00:19:13We had a clinic.
00:19:15It was in a small city.
00:19:17You could see the road outside
00:19:19and know who was coming and going.
00:19:21She knew that if mom was sitting there
00:19:23she would see if Kittu was leaving.
00:19:25So he used to make her wear
00:19:27a monkey cap during winters.
00:19:29And he used to make her wear big sweaters.
00:19:31He used to tell her that if the clinic
00:19:33was on this side of the road,
00:19:35he used to send her walking
00:19:37to buy a pastry.
00:19:39She used to buy it and give it to him.
00:19:41He didn't share it with her.
00:19:43He used to order it from him.
00:19:45After that...
00:19:47What a selfish man you are!
00:19:51He was making her do cardio.
00:19:53He was talking about health and fitness.
00:19:55I was eating sugar.
00:19:57She is a younger sister.
00:19:59He used to give her a little pastry.
00:20:01This is not true.
00:20:03He used to get half of it.
00:20:05She used to get half of it.
00:20:07She used to get half of it.
00:20:09After an hour,
00:20:11he used to change his sweater.
00:20:13He used to change his sweater.
00:20:15He used to change his sweater.
00:20:19She was telling two stories
00:20:21at a time.
00:20:27She used to take out a cable
00:20:29and go.
00:20:31He used to install a car.
00:20:33He used to go inside and watch TV.
00:20:35He used to make her stand outside.
00:20:37She still became a doctor.
00:20:39After so much hard work.
00:20:41Tell me when mom comes.
00:20:45She didn't tell the whole story.
00:20:47She used to watch TV for a while.
00:20:49I used to stand outside.
00:20:51She is telling half stories to mom.
00:20:53I used to wear the other sweater.
00:20:55She used to wear the other sweater.
00:20:59It was so much fun.
00:21:01I used to remember the childhood stories.
00:21:03Let me tell you something.
00:21:05The whole family.
00:21:07Let me tell you the world.
00:21:09There is an aunt who is a gyno.
00:21:11She does gyno before the child is born.
00:21:13She does gyno before the child is born.
00:21:15She is the specialist of the children.
00:21:17She is the specialist of the children.
00:21:19The patient goes to her after the child is born.
00:21:21When the child grows up,
00:21:23she becomes a gyno.
00:21:25The whole family.
00:21:27The whole family.
00:21:29If she had a skin problem,
00:21:31If she had a skin problem,
00:21:33then she would have done dermatology.
00:21:35Then she would have done dermatology.
00:21:37Sometimes my skin turns red.
00:21:39Sometimes my skin turns red.
00:21:41Just like the way you slap a girl.
00:21:43Just like the way you slap a girl.
00:21:47That's why I say that Mr. Parmeer's face is red.
00:21:53That's why I say that Mr. Parmeer's face is red.
00:21:57You thought for 2 seconds and said,
00:21:59You thought for 2 seconds and said,
00:22:01What happened?
00:22:03I heard something about you.
00:22:05When you shifted to Mumbai,
00:22:07you missed your mother so much that you were scared to live alone.
00:22:09you missed your mother so much that you were scared to live alone.
00:22:11I am from Gwalior.
00:22:13I have never lived like this outside.
00:22:15I have never lived like this outside.
00:22:17For the first time,
00:22:19I was going to Mumbai for the first time.
00:22:21I was a little scared.
00:22:25For the first time,
00:22:27I was thinking about doing some Hindi movie in Bollywood.
00:22:29I was thinking about doing some Hindi movie in Bollywood.
00:22:31But I never thought,
00:22:35My mother thought that I am studying at D Y Patil College.
00:22:37My mother thought that I am studying at D Y Patil College.
00:22:43I thought that I would not get any film there.
00:22:45And Bollywood stories were also quite strange.
00:22:47And Bollywood stories were also quite strange.
00:22:49So, I used to have a fear in my mind.
00:22:52At that time, I was a little scared.
00:22:54But eventually, when I started coming to this industry
00:22:57and got to know about it,
00:22:59then I realised that bad stories come out everywhere.
00:23:04But actually, the good stories are that I got a chance here.
00:23:07A lot of people like me get a chance here.
00:23:10Absolutely.
00:23:10They come from outside and try to work here.
00:23:14In fact, I think you have done that work here.
00:23:16Absolutely.
00:23:16You have entertained everyone so much
00:23:19in such a way that you are having your own show
00:23:22and being number one at it.
00:23:24I mean, it's a very big story.
00:23:26Absolutely.
00:23:30But initially, you used to live in a flat
00:23:33where a lot of boys used to live together.
00:23:35Yes, there were 12 boys living there.
00:23:36Wow.
00:23:37And basically, four boys used to live in one room.
00:23:41You know how it is in Mahada and all.
00:23:44Same, bro. Same.
00:23:45Same.
00:23:46When six of us used to sleep together,
00:23:48we used to take turns to sleep in the same room.
00:23:51Because there was so much space.
00:23:53We used to sleep so close together
00:23:54that we used to have the same dreams.
00:23:58So, there were 12 boys living there.
00:24:00Exactly.
00:24:01And all the other friends were in the same line.
00:24:02Some wanted to become writers,
00:24:04some wanted to become directors.
00:24:06And most of them wanted to become actors.
00:24:08And actually, they didn't even know about it in the first year.
00:24:11I didn't tell them and I didn't tell them either.
00:24:13What did they think? Why did you come here?
00:24:15I basically came to do an internship in Kokila Ben.
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:18I had said this.
00:24:20Because I used to live in Lokhandwala.
00:24:21Yes.
00:24:22And there was Kokila Ben Hospital next to it.
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:24So, I used to tell them that I go there in the morning
00:24:26and come back at night because I am doing an internship in biotech.
00:24:30So, they used to think that after a year and a half,
00:24:32my punch...
00:24:32Because I didn't know about the punch line of love.
00:24:35At that time, there was no punch line of love.
00:24:36Right.
00:24:37It was a film of new people.
00:24:39It was made in a small budget.
00:24:41No one knew anyone.
00:24:42All of us were new.
00:24:43Right.
00:24:44So, I felt that it had happened to me once or twice
00:24:47that I got a film and suddenly it didn't take off.
00:24:50Yes.
00:24:51So, later it happens that you become a hero.
00:24:53I didn't want that taunt.
00:24:56So, I never said that during the punch line of love.
00:24:58So, when the punch line of love finally happened
00:25:00with the right producers and when the first trailer came,
00:25:04then I showed it to all my roommates for the first time.
00:25:10They must have been shocked.
00:25:11They were shocked.
00:25:12So, I told them that I was doing this for a year.
00:25:14I wasn't in any hospital.
00:25:16And they were happy.
00:25:17They were really happy that one of us...
00:25:20But you know, Kartik's pain
00:25:22that he doesn't tell anyone.
00:25:24All of us come from small cities.
00:25:26Sometimes, we have to hide it.
00:25:28We must have troubled them in our childhood in our city.
00:25:30Yes.
00:25:31If we don't do something, we won't be able to do it.
00:25:32So, we will meet the same uncle while brushing our teeth.
00:25:35As soon as you reach there,
00:25:36you will be like, did you find Madhuri Dixit?
00:25:39Very good.
00:25:41They don't let us live, you know.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:43But from that story till now, this is the situation.
00:25:46I am telling you from my experience.
00:25:48My daughter is four years old.
00:25:50Four years.
00:25:50And I am telling you about a year ago.
00:25:52When Anayra was three years old.
00:25:53She doesn't know about movies.
00:25:54She is a kid. She doesn't know.
00:25:55But she has seen your song, the song with the character.
00:25:58She has seen it many times on the iPad.
00:26:00Sometimes, we have to show it.
00:26:01We don't eat food.
00:26:02I don't promote this.
00:26:05I don't show iPad to kids.
00:26:06But yes, I told my wife,
00:26:08I told my wife,
00:26:09why won't we show iPad to our kids?
00:26:11We don't even want to show it.
00:26:11She said, then you feed them.
00:26:13Then they don't eat.
00:26:15She thinks that my father knows everyone.
00:26:18Yes.
00:26:19She said, father,
00:26:20get Kartik Anand to talk to me.
00:26:22What?
00:26:23You know it anyway.
00:26:25I said, son, he is busy shooting.
00:26:27She said, no, tell him to call me.
00:26:29I am a four year old kid.
00:26:31I messaged Kartik.
00:26:32I said, bro, whenever you are free, please call me.
00:26:34Kartik is so sweet.
00:26:34He called me.
00:26:36He said, I am Kartik.
00:26:37I said, father, tell him to video call me.
00:26:41Then Kartik,
00:26:43then Kartik video called me.
00:26:45Then he saw, oh no,
00:26:46I did whatever I could, then he hung up.
00:26:48Brother, you did it.
00:26:50What is this mess for me?
00:26:52The next day, she said, father,
00:26:54get Peppa Pig to talk to me.
00:26:56Don't you know cartoon?
00:26:58Now, he is a cartoon.
00:27:01I said, what should I say to him?
00:27:02But so sweet, bro.
00:27:03You called and she was very happy.
00:27:07Kartik, whenever he does a film,
00:27:10whenever he flirts with any heroine,
00:27:11whenever he does a film with any heroine,
00:27:14sometimes he gets a link-up news.
00:27:17So, do you ignore it as a rumour
00:27:20or do you confirm it?
00:27:21Do you ever check Kartik's phone once?
00:27:22Earlier, I used to do it.
00:27:24Now, I don't do it because I know that he is a rumour.
00:27:26Now, I don't do it.
00:27:27Still, do check it.
00:27:28Sometimes, it is true.
00:27:30But have you thought about it, Mr. Maharaj,
00:27:32that will you get a marriage arranged
00:27:33or will Kartik choose his bride himself?
00:27:36Actually, this is in the minds of the big shots.
00:27:37What kind of girl do you want for Kartik?
00:27:40For example, you are a doctor.
00:27:41You are a doctor.
00:27:42Or you are an actress or you are from some other industry.
00:27:45To be honest, if I am in the house,
00:27:47then I want a doctor's girl.
00:27:50You want a doctor's girl.
00:27:51I want a doctor's girl.
00:27:53I want a doctor's girl.
00:27:55I want a doctor's girl.
00:27:56I want a doctor's girl.
00:27:57I want a doctor's girl.
00:27:58I want a doctor's girl.
00:27:59I want a doctor's girl.
00:28:02Can't you try another one or can you?
00:28:04No, I can.
00:28:06No, there is nothing like love marriage or arranged marriage.
00:28:08Nowadays, all the kids do it as per their choice.
00:28:11So, there is nothing like that in it.
00:28:12And both should be happy.
00:28:13Yes, absolutely.
00:28:14As parents.
00:28:15Your mother and you have also done a love marriage.
00:28:20Ma'am, did you get married to your doctor
00:28:22through a love marriage or an arranged marriage?
00:28:24Arranged marriage.
00:28:24Arranged marriage.
00:28:25We were engaged for a year and a half.
00:28:27He didn't even write a single letter to me.
00:28:33Think about it.
00:28:35At that time, we didn't have a mobile phone.
00:28:37I used to write a letter.
00:28:38We used to go to England to write a letter.
00:28:40I used to write it once and after two or three months
00:28:42he would reply to it after a lot of thinking.
00:28:44He didn't like love marriage.
00:28:45I mean, he didn't want to do a love marriage.
00:28:47He didn't want to do a love marriage.
00:28:50He was so shy of me when he got engaged.
00:28:54So, why did he want to do a love marriage?
00:28:55Actually, I had written a reply to the letter.
00:28:59I tore it and threw it away.
00:29:00But he didn't give it to me.
00:29:03Why did you tear the letter?
00:29:04I mean, I used to write a letter.
00:29:06But he didn't give it to me.
00:29:07Tell me, when was the last time
00:29:09you wrote a letter to him?
00:29:10He should know what your feelings were at that time.
00:29:14That's a very old story.
00:29:20You know, when Kartik comes,
00:29:22the percentage of girls in our audience is more.
00:29:25You know what I am hiding from you.
00:29:28So, there is something.
00:29:29I mean, if you say, I will say it.
00:29:30Yes. Yes.
00:29:31Okay, there are a lot of fans of Kartik here.
00:29:34You can put your relationship in front of Kartik's mother.
00:29:39Let's see what happens.
00:29:40If I have the courage.
00:29:41Yes, you can see it.
00:29:43Yes. One, two and three.
00:29:45And.. Okay, I thought uncle will also raise his hand.
00:29:47Okay. One, two, three, four.
00:29:50Okay, please come.
00:29:56Hello, hello, hello, hello.
00:30:01Hello, hello.
00:30:06So, what is your name?
00:30:08My name is Dr. Riya Jagasya.
00:30:10Doctor.
00:30:10Doctor.
00:30:14Please come and sit.
00:30:15Please come. Please come.
00:30:17Come, doctor.
00:30:18Here you go.
00:30:19Here you go.
00:30:19This will also help you in getting a relationship.
00:30:21But first, ask him what kind of doctor he is.
00:30:23He is not a doctor with a PhD.
00:30:25So, I am a physiotherapist.
00:30:26Physiotherapist.
00:30:27And I am also practicing chiropractic and osteopathy.
00:30:31Do you want to ask anything?
00:30:33No, he keeps calling himself a physiotherapist.
00:30:35Yes.
00:30:41He is a physiotherapist.
00:30:42I will be right.
00:30:43Correct?
00:30:44He is a physiotherapist.
00:30:45So, it's a perfect match.
00:30:46The first is a perfect match.
00:30:47So, we don't need..
00:30:48So, it's a deal.
00:30:49Yes.
00:30:51You need a physio at all times, right?
00:30:53I will take your appointment.
00:30:54Done. My appointment is done.
00:30:56Mom has said it.
00:30:57No, no. Not yet.
00:30:59Aunty has.. Aunty is acknowledging competition.
00:31:01So, that's good.
00:31:02Riya, where are you from?
00:31:03I am from Mumbai.
00:31:05Okay.
00:31:05And I came to your show 10 years ago.
00:31:08When I was studying physiotherapy.
00:31:10Okay.
00:31:11I was not married five years ago.
00:31:12Then why didn't you help me?
00:31:15I did. I was there on the show.
00:31:17Okay.
00:31:18But you said, finish your studies and then come.
00:31:21Oh, now she has come.
00:31:22You told me that.
00:31:23Thank you. Thank you. You are very nice.
00:31:24Come, ma'am. What is your name?
00:31:26My name is Shaurya Singh.
00:31:28Shaurya, where are you from?
00:31:29I am also from Mumbai.
00:31:30Okay.
00:31:30So, what do you do?
00:31:31I am a content creator.
00:31:33I am an influencer.
00:31:34Oh, super.
00:31:35So, I want to tell him that I think I am a perfect match for him.
00:31:38Because I want to collaborate with him for a lifetime.
00:31:43And..
00:31:45Collaboration means lifetime?
00:31:47Do you want to make a reel?
00:31:47No, no.
00:31:49We do partnerships on Instagram.
00:31:52Yes.
00:31:52I want to do a lifetime partnership with him.
00:31:54So, you want to do a real and a reel collaboration?
00:31:55Yes, both.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:56I am saying that if our relationship is formed,
00:31:59then it will be beneficial for him.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:01I also think that it will be beneficial for the whole family.
00:32:03Why?
00:32:04Now look, if he goes for a shoot, okay?
00:32:07I will make a reel with him, of course.
00:32:09But when his mother will be at home,
00:32:11I will make his world famous recipes viral, right?
00:32:15Yes.
00:32:16She will make everyone's reel.
00:32:16She will make everyone's reel.
00:32:18She will make everyone's reel.
00:32:19So, have you come to make a family or a reel?
00:32:23I will make a reel of her as well.
00:32:25I will make a reel of her as well.
00:32:26If I come to know that it's not a reel,
00:32:27then I will make everyone's rail.
00:32:30But thank you, thank you, my dear.
00:32:32What is your name, ma'am?
00:32:32Superb.
00:32:33Hi, sir.
00:32:34Hi, Kartik.
00:32:35Hello, ma'am.
00:32:36My name is Dr. Sunita.
00:32:37Dr. Sunita.
00:32:41Doctor, wow.
00:32:43You see.
00:32:44I have a little higher level.
00:32:45I am a surgeon.
00:32:46Okay.
00:32:47Oh, she has a higher level.
00:32:50She has a higher level.
00:32:52She has a higher level.
00:32:53Your clinic is on the first floor.
00:32:56No, I have two clinics.
00:32:57One in Mahim and one in Kandivali.
00:33:00Okay.
00:33:00And in my entire family, ma'am,
00:33:03all the ladies are doctors.
00:33:05Wow.
00:33:06Okay, wow.
00:33:07Except my mom, my sisters, my sister-in-law,
00:33:10we all belong to the family of doctor-engineers,
00:33:13like you.
00:33:14And both, I mean, all are MDs.
00:33:16All are like top-notch doctors.
00:33:18Leading.
00:33:19Even my younger sister,
00:33:20she is the third ranker of Karnataka.
00:33:22She is a Rajiv Gandhi University dropper.
00:33:24Oh.
00:33:24So, a very accomplished family, just like yours.
00:33:27And we are also vegetarians.
00:33:30And like you are from Tiwari,
00:33:31we are from Pal.
00:33:33So, we are compatible from everywhere.
00:33:36Compatibility.
00:33:37So, you want that Pal will take care of Tiwari.
00:33:41So, in the Pal family, sir,
00:33:42actually, the ladies are quite accomplished.
00:33:44Our entire family is like unknown for ladies
00:33:46because we are powerhouse.
00:33:47And as you know, the family belongs to the ladies.
00:33:50Even in our family, only the ladies take care of everything.
00:33:54So, and secondly, apart from that,
00:33:56I am also a model.
00:33:57I do runways.
00:33:58I have done shows in Dubai and Sri Lanka.
00:34:00Wow.
00:34:01And such.
00:34:02And my profile is quite big.
00:34:03And I am a mom.
00:34:04What salary do you expect?
00:34:08She told us everything in her resume.
00:34:13But thank you, doctor.
00:34:14Thank you. You are so qualified.
00:34:16Yes.
00:34:16Our son is so well-educated.
00:34:20No, no, sir. Actually, in our family,
00:34:23my brother, I mean, my brother and father
00:34:25are also engineers.
00:34:26Is there a normal person in your family who..
00:34:32But you are on our level.
00:34:35No, so we will have to match.
00:34:36Because they have a super power family.
00:34:38But what kind of a boy are you?
00:34:39I mean, looking at Karthik,
00:34:40I thought you were impromptu.
00:34:41Or did you plan this beforehand?
00:34:42No, it's a royalty.
00:34:43It's a..
00:34:44The prestige and honour
00:34:46the background he belongs to.
00:34:48So our family compliments him a bit.
00:34:50So I thought, maybe I feel, I feel..
00:34:52I think you haven't seen our background yet.
00:34:59You think Gwalior is made of sandalwood?
00:35:03Thank you. Thank you, doctor.
00:35:04Thank you so much. Thank you.
00:35:05We have our last contestant left.
00:35:07Hello.
00:35:07Come.
00:35:08Hello. Hi.
00:35:09Hello. Hello. Please have a seat.
00:35:11What is your name?
00:35:11I am Sanjana Parak.
00:35:13Sanjana, what do you do?
00:35:14I work with my dad in construction.
00:35:16Oh, wow. What did you say?
00:35:17Not..
00:35:19What?
00:35:20Dad's business?
00:35:20Dad's business is in construction.
00:35:22So I help him out in that.
00:35:23Oh.
00:35:23Okay.
00:35:24So you have become the main builder?
00:35:25Yes.
00:35:26Okay.
00:35:27So, yeah.
00:35:28Tell me more.
00:35:32So I think, Karthik, the problem in your life
00:35:34is that you haven't found the right girl.
00:35:35Yes.
00:35:36So I think..
00:35:37You have..
00:35:40You have told the whole world that he has that problem.
00:35:43So I think I will be a very understanding person.
00:35:45I will never check your phone.
00:35:47So you can talk to whoever you want.
00:35:49You can party as much as you want.
00:35:51Done.
00:35:55Can you say this to my wife in front of the camera?
00:35:59That you don't have to check your phone.
00:36:01Why do you have to do that?
00:36:02I have that much trust.
00:36:03So it's okay.
00:36:04You should never check anyone's phone.
00:36:05I mean..
00:36:09Has the matter reached the High Court?
00:36:11Yes, it has.
00:36:11The verdict will be out in a while.
00:36:13We will let you know. Thank you.
00:36:14A big round of applause for these girls.
00:36:16Thank you.
00:36:16Thank you.
00:36:17Thank you, girls. Thank you so much for coming.
00:36:19Come.
00:36:23Okay, can I tell you something?
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:26I am going to reveal it for the first time on my show.
00:36:28What?
00:36:29It's not that Karthik doesn't have anyone in his life.
00:36:31Oh.
00:36:32There is someone whom he loves so much
00:36:34that she is so close to his heart
00:36:36that she runs to him in one voice.
00:36:39She comes to him and sits with him whenever she wants.
00:36:41She doesn't even notice that her parents are around.
00:36:44She goes to his bedroom alone.
00:36:46Today, we want to introduce you all to her.
00:36:48Please welcome, Katori Aryan.
00:36:51Katori.
00:36:52You will have to bring her.
00:36:53I will bring her.
00:37:02Oh, there she is.
00:37:04Wow.
00:37:06Wow.
00:37:12Wow.
00:37:17This is her Katori.
00:37:19Katori.
00:37:22Hi, Katori. Welcome.
00:37:26I thought she was matching.
00:37:27Hi, baby.
00:37:28Hi, baby. How are you?
00:37:31Today is a historic day for our show
00:37:33because Katori is the first guest
00:37:35who has never been in a movie.
00:37:38She has never played a sport.
00:37:39She has never launched a book.
00:37:41She is not a motivational speaker either.
00:37:42But she is so cute.
00:37:43A big round of applause for her.
00:37:44No, no, no.
00:37:46Come. Come here.
00:37:47You sit in the lap.
00:37:48Yes, I will sit here.
00:37:49Let me tell you something.
00:37:50Katori is not an ordinary person.
00:37:52When she had her Instagram account,
00:37:54within 24 hours,
00:37:56she had 9,000 to 10,000 followers.
00:37:59And now, she has more than 150,000 followers.
00:38:01My God.
00:38:02Katori, we are talking about you.
00:38:05Kartik, tell me something.
00:38:06Katori is such a cute name.
00:38:07It's a very unique name.
00:38:08I have never heard it. How did you come up with it?
00:38:10Actually, when she came to our house,
00:38:13she was this big.
00:38:14Yes.
00:38:15She was in my hand.
00:38:16The first word I said was, she is like Katori.
00:38:20So, I thought of naming her Katori.
00:38:22So...
00:38:23So, that's how she became Katori.
00:38:25She is very cute.
00:38:28We have seen on social media
00:38:31that no matter what Kartik's achievement is,
00:38:33whether it is buying a new car,
00:38:35a movie or a festival,
00:38:37he always celebrates all these moments with Katori.
00:38:40You understand that you are busy, right?
00:38:43Don't you think you should find a bowl for Katori?
00:38:48Let him celebrate that as well.
00:38:50Let him celebrate that as well.
00:38:51Shall I tell you something?
00:38:52When we came to know that Katori is coming,
00:38:54our Chico...
00:38:55Chico.
00:38:57So, Chico also started insisting.
00:38:58He said, I want to go as well.
00:38:59So, I called him.
00:39:00Chico.
00:39:06Look at him. So cute.
00:39:10Chico, come here.
00:39:11Chico.
00:39:12Chico, come here.
00:39:13Chico, look at this. Katori.
00:39:20He is running after the mic.
00:39:21He is my dog. He is running after the mic.
00:39:26Look, Chico. Listen to me carefully.
00:39:28Yes.
00:39:28Listen to me.
00:39:29No one has ever thought about you in their life.
00:39:31I have thought about you for the first time.
00:39:33You have a daughter.
00:39:35Come and see her properly.
00:39:36Talk to her.
00:39:37Talk to her.
00:39:38Look at her properly. Talk to her.
00:39:40You don't do any work.
00:39:41You just lie down like a dog.
00:39:42Come here.
00:39:43Look at her.
00:39:44Look at this, Katori.
00:39:46Chico, I have tied him up with a leash
00:39:48so that he doesn't run away.
00:39:49Yes, baby. Come here.
00:39:50Come here.
00:39:51He is after the owner.
00:39:54Okay.
00:39:55Now, both the boys and girls can talk to each other.
00:39:58Yes, brother.
00:39:59Yes, brother.
00:40:01Wow!
00:40:03Wow!
00:40:07Oh, Katori.
00:40:12Shut up, dog.
00:40:23Why are you getting angry?
00:40:27Is this the way to talk to a girl for the first time?
00:40:29Yes.
00:40:32I mean, can we do it for the second time?
00:40:36You are flirting a lot.
00:40:38I am doing what Kapil has taught me.
00:40:46You are getting into big talks.
00:40:48I am Kapil's dog.
00:40:49I will get into big talks.
00:40:52I won't get a money order.
00:40:54By the way, do you go on a foreign shoot with Kartik?
00:40:59Yes.
00:41:00And you?
00:41:02I have been rotting here in Film City for the past 10 years.
00:41:07Come on. Let's go back.
00:41:09We will go out.
00:41:10That's it. He will talk a lot.
00:41:13Take us with you, Kapil.
00:41:15Bye-bye.
00:41:16Take Chico with you.
00:41:18Bye, Chico.
00:41:20Bye, Katori.
00:41:23Bye.
00:41:26A big round of applause.
00:41:41All children are a mixture of parents.
00:41:44Some go to their mother, some to their father.
00:41:46Face to face.
00:41:47I want to ask you a few questions.
00:41:50In what matters have they gone to whom?
00:41:53In the matter of expenses, has Kartik gone to you
00:41:55or to your uncle?
00:41:56To me.
00:41:58Does he spend more or less?
00:42:00He spends more.
00:42:01He spends more.
00:42:02Doctor, you have been earning all your life.
00:42:07You should start spending too.
00:42:09Spend all your money.
00:42:11He spends for his professional needs.
00:42:14He spends on his diet, clothes,
00:42:16and whatever he wants to learn.
00:42:19Doesn't he spend on you?
00:42:20He got me a car.
00:42:22Really?
00:42:22Yes. He got me my first car on my birthday.
00:42:26He got me a car after I had a concussion.
00:42:30Before that...
00:42:31Let me tell you something.
00:42:32Before that...
00:42:33Tell us.
00:42:35It was our 25th marriage anniversary.
00:42:37Whatever. It was some anniversary of mine and his father's.
00:42:40So...
00:42:45So...
00:42:46He was in Mumbai and she was with me in Gwalior.
00:42:48Both the kids decided that
00:42:49since mom didn't have a laptop,
00:42:51she had to get it for her.
00:42:53So, one of her friends told her to take the kids
00:42:57and get it for her.
00:42:58So, they went to buy the laptop.
00:42:59They didn't have the money.
00:43:01Okay.
00:43:02So, he gave the money.
00:43:03The laptop came for me.
00:43:04I was okay with it.
00:43:06But I gave him the money later.
00:43:09He was my gift.
00:43:13Look at her emotions.
00:43:15She gave it to him.
00:43:16Yes.
00:43:17Oh, my God!
00:43:18After that, if he needs anything,
00:43:22he'll say,
00:43:22mom, I'll get it for you.
00:43:25Okay.
00:43:26He needs it.
00:43:26It's in my name.
00:43:29So, that's how it goes.
00:43:33Who does he use to make excuses?
00:43:34Him.
00:43:35He makes a lot of excuses.
00:43:37He makes a lot of excuses.
00:43:38He'll make excuses every minute.
00:43:40You won't even know that he's making excuses.
00:43:47Is Kartik stubborn?
00:43:48He's very stubborn.
00:43:50He's so stubborn that..
00:43:50Say something positive.
00:43:51No.
00:43:54He's very stubborn.
00:43:59Kartik, when we used to watch a romantic scene
00:44:02in the VCR or at home,
00:44:06the kids used to go for a drink.
00:44:08Now, you're an actor.
00:44:10Now, you're the only one who's making a film.
00:44:13If there's a romantic scene,
00:44:15do you go for a drink?
00:44:18We go for a drink.
00:44:26Wow, Kartik.
00:44:29I've met Kartik after a long time.
00:44:32Kartik is always fit.
00:44:33But today, you look so sharp.
00:44:35I saw you in the Freddy movie.
00:44:37Before meeting you personally.
00:44:39You increased your weight in that movie.
00:44:41So, you've become so sharp.
00:44:42I think because of the film Chandu Champion
00:44:45and because of that, I've been working hard for the past two years.
00:44:49Freddy was a film in which I had increased my weight by 20-18 kgs.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:54I was told to increase my weight by 14-13 kgs.
00:44:56Okay.
00:44:57But I became so fond of eating that I increased my weight by 18-20 kgs.
00:45:01But to reduce that weight,
00:45:03because in Chandu Champion,
00:45:05the film was based on Murlikanth Pethkar.
00:45:08So, when I was playing that role,
00:45:09for that, I needed a sharp body language, body type
00:45:14and physical strength.
00:45:15The way he has done things in life.
00:45:17Because of fitness, I had to give up all those things.
00:45:23In fact, I hadn't consumed sugar for a year and a half.
00:45:26Wow.
00:45:27I had to give up a lot of things for this film.
00:45:29But I think it was all worth it.
00:45:31The way the director, Kabir sir is.
00:45:38So, this Chandu Champion movie,
00:45:40I think this is the first time in your career that you are biopic.
00:45:43Yes.
00:45:43And when I came to know about this story,
00:45:45it's such a wonderful story.
00:45:46The story of a man who was in the army
00:45:49and wanted to go to the Olympics.
00:45:51And how before that, there is a war.
00:45:54One of his legs gets paralysed.
00:45:57And still, that man doesn't give up.
00:45:58He goes to the Paralympics and wins gold there.
00:46:01What a beautiful story.
00:46:06Okay, I don't normally ask this
00:46:09until a trailer comes out.
00:46:10But a lot of your fans were saying
00:46:12that you should ask Kartik.
00:46:14What other films are coming after Chandu Champion?
00:46:16The next film that will be released is Bhool Bhuleya 3.
00:46:19Okay.
00:46:21That...
00:46:26That shoot is still going on.
00:46:28We are going to finish it in a couple of months.
00:46:31And we are enjoying it a lot.
00:46:33I mean, while watching the anticipation of the audience,
00:46:35you enjoy going to the set and working even more.
00:46:38And the same team is repeating again.
00:46:40After that, I am doing a romantic film with Anurag Basu.
00:46:45Okay.
00:46:46And then, I am doing a war drama film.
00:46:50Okay.
00:46:50With Dharma Films.
00:46:51Okay.
00:46:56Kartik, tell me something.
00:46:57When we hear about your shooting,
00:46:59people say that Chandu Champion has been shot
00:47:01in a lot of foreign countries.
00:47:03Yes.
00:47:03We got to know that the budget of the film had increased so much
00:47:05that after half the film, he had to wear a loincloth
00:47:07instead of a pant.
00:47:08I don't know if this is right, Kartik.
00:47:12I don't know.
00:47:15Sajid sir and Kabir sir say that it was a requirement of the film.
00:47:17Okay.
00:47:20But I don't know if the budget has decreased.
00:47:25Many congratulations, Kartik.
00:47:26For all your upcoming films.
00:47:28Thank you.
00:47:38Thank you.
00:47:55Raju.
00:47:56Yes.
00:47:56How many times have I told you not to bring your relatives?
00:47:58You bring them to the show.
00:47:59Relatives?
00:48:00Who are they? Is she your girlfriend?
00:48:02I agree that you have given me a lot of things in life.
00:48:05But don't give me such a big girlfriend.
00:48:08She is the mother of two big superstars.
00:48:12Which superstar's mother?
00:48:14My Karan Arjun will come.
00:48:20He will come after tearing the earth apart.
00:48:24He will come after tearing the sky apart.
00:48:27He will definitely come.
00:48:30He will come in a while.
00:48:33I have promised him.
00:48:34He will come.
00:48:36That's it?
00:48:37That's it.
00:48:38What have you come here for?
00:48:40A mother has come to ask for help from another mother.
00:48:43Look, your son is so talented.
00:48:47And he is my son.
00:48:48He doesn't listen to me.
00:48:50Then you write it down. He will read it.
00:48:55Son, why don't you give him a nice truck and come under it?
00:48:59Sorry, mom. I will send your kids.
00:49:02I will send your kids.
00:49:09Son, can I sit?
00:49:11Yes, sit. Tell me, how will you get up?
00:49:14Anyone can sit.
00:49:15You are so nice.
00:49:18You are so innocent.
00:49:21You are so lovely.
00:49:25You are so beautiful.
00:49:30Wow!
00:49:32Wow, sister-in-law!
00:49:36This world is like a forest of thorns.
00:49:42You are like a flower.
00:49:46Wow!
00:50:00Come on, son.
00:50:01Come on.
00:50:03Move.
00:50:09Son.
00:50:11Come on, son.
00:50:25Today, Kartik's mother is on the stage.
00:50:29She is my mother.
00:50:32And the mother of Egypt is in front of me.
00:50:40I think I have come to the Great Indian Mummy Show today.
00:50:46Yes!
00:50:50100, 100, 100, 100.
00:50:52100, 100, 100.
00:50:55Thank you, family.
00:50:57And all the people who have come.
00:50:59Greetings.
00:51:01Greetings.
00:51:04Greetings.
00:51:05How are you?
00:51:14How are you? How are you?
00:51:16How are you?
00:51:17How are you?
00:51:18How are you?
00:51:19How are you?
00:51:20How are you?
00:51:21How are you? How are you?
00:51:24How are you?
00:51:27How are you?
00:51:29How are you?
00:51:32That's it.
00:51:34That's it?
00:51:38Greetings, brother.
00:51:40Greetings. Greetings.
00:51:4370 minutes.
00:51:46My brother can say greetings continuously for 70 minutes.
00:51:52That's why I had to stop him.
00:51:57Stop him.
00:51:59Stop him.
00:52:00Stop him.
00:52:04See.
00:52:06See, I had told you that my Karan and Arjun..
00:52:15I had told you that my Karan and Arjun have come.
00:52:17They have come.
00:52:18They have come after tearing the earth apart.
00:52:20What is this?
00:52:21What is this?
00:52:23They will tear the earth apart every time.
00:52:24They will tear the earth apart every time.
00:52:26Are we your children or radish's children?
00:52:38Are we radish's children?
00:52:39I don't know.
00:52:40Who tear the earth apart every morning and..
00:52:51I don't like this.
00:52:52I don't like this.
00:52:58Do you see how useless my children are?
00:53:01I told them to take revenge from Durjan.
00:53:04But they have never taken revenge.
00:53:05Is it revenge or curd that they will go to take every morning?
00:53:10That's it.
00:53:12Your mother told you to get a degree.
00:53:15Yes.
00:53:16So you became an engineer.
00:53:17Yes.
00:53:19So you became an engineer.
00:53:20Yes.
00:53:21She wakes up every morning and tells us to take revenge from Durjan.
00:53:25That's why we have become goons.
00:53:28We have become goons.
00:53:34I am so unfortunate.
00:53:36I have been sewing clothes for people all my life.
00:53:40Yes.
00:53:41So that they get shade and they stay in shade.
00:53:44D3 is missing. Do you understand?
00:53:49Yes.
00:53:52He is a complete fool.
00:53:56Shall I tell you something?
00:53:59Shall I tell you something?
00:54:18Yes, son.
00:54:25Yes, son. What is he saying?
00:54:26I want to tell you a lot about her.
00:54:33Do you know what she used to do to save money in her childhood?
00:54:37What did she do?
00:54:38She used to drop both of us to the fair.
00:54:40Okay.
00:54:41And she used to say,
00:54:42stand in front of the sweetmeat shop and keep crying.
00:54:44That my mother is lost. My mother is lost.
00:54:47Someone or the other will feed you sweetmeat and leave.
00:54:53And then I will come back after half an hour.
00:54:56Where did you stay for half an hour?
00:55:00Where did you stay?
00:55:03Where did you stay?
00:55:05Oh, my God!
00:55:08I used to go and cry in front of the sweetmeat shop.
00:55:12That my children are lost.
00:55:14Someone or the other will feed me sweetmeat and leave.
00:55:18I don't like this shit, man. I don't.
00:55:27How many of them think that their mothers do the same?
00:55:34I don't like this.
00:55:36Don't trouble your mother.
00:55:39Trouble my mother.
00:55:40Mother!
00:55:44Listen to me.
00:55:45Learn to drive.
00:55:46Move. Move.
00:55:55What did you drop?
00:55:57Son, you are leaking.
00:56:05Learn to drive.
00:56:07He gifted his mother a car.
00:56:09And I tell him to go and get my gold bangles from Lala.
00:56:13He has got brass bangles.
00:56:15At least I gave you brass bangles.
00:56:19He gave his mother a car made of copper.
00:56:23That too, a mini copper car.
00:56:30Isn't it?
00:56:33Isn't it?
00:56:35But Karthik..
00:56:36How do you remain so cool in such frustration?
00:56:39I am not cool, sir. I am not cool.
00:56:42I am cold.
00:56:44I don't like her.
00:56:46That's why.
00:56:47I don't like her.
00:56:48Karthik, how do you and your family take care of your stomach?
00:56:52Both of them can't take care of my stomach.
00:56:59So, mother, there is a difference.
00:57:01In what?
00:57:02Their stomach is a bowl.
00:57:04Your stomach is a pot.
00:57:09There is a difference.
00:57:11There is a difference.
00:57:13Don't open this, son.
00:57:16Both these pots are from the same pot.
00:57:23No. No. No.
00:57:25I am not asking for a lot of food.
00:57:27I just want to taste it.
00:57:29You would have also wanted soda along with the snacks.
00:57:32You would have wanted this.
00:57:34She uses both.
00:57:36I don't.
00:57:37I don't like the shit in her.
00:57:44Superb!
00:57:49Karthik.
00:57:53Yes.
00:58:03Krishna!
00:58:08This woman always used to say..
00:58:10..get my bangles off. Get my bangles off.
00:58:12She never asked me to get rid of my booze.
00:58:16Old monk!
00:58:25Come here. Come here.
00:58:28Come here.
00:58:29No. It's okay. It's okay.
00:58:35Learn something from Karthik.
00:58:36Learn something.
00:58:38Karthik taught me with so much love.
00:58:41My father saved me.
00:59:05Why are my two sons spreading like a riot?
00:59:11Learn from Karthik. Learn from Karthik.
00:59:14How he raised his parents and made them doctors.
00:59:18Raised?
00:59:25Should I do something? Should I do something about him?
00:59:27Say something.
00:59:29He didn't make his parents doctors.
00:59:31His parents made him an engineer.
00:59:33Why didn't you two make me an engineer?
00:59:40Karthik.
00:59:49Oh my God!
00:59:56Oh my God!
01:00:02Look.
01:00:05Call that film, Mool.
01:00:10Oh my God!
01:00:14Oh my God!
01:00:15I really feel that my children have a soul.
01:00:19You should have made me a soul, Mool.
01:00:21I am telling you the truth. I go to the bathroom at night.
01:00:24They both talk in their sleep.
01:00:27They don't talk, mother.
01:00:29We scream and shout, Karthik.
01:00:31Because while going to the bathroom..
01:00:33..she puts her foot on my chest.
01:00:37They don't talk.
01:00:41You..
01:00:42You agree?
01:00:44I don't like her.
01:00:45You agree? I don't like her anyway.
01:00:48Listen to me.
01:01:10Oh my God!
01:01:24Stop it.
01:01:26How long will you roam around like a mother of nineties?
01:01:28Don't.
01:01:30Don't.
01:01:41Oh my God!
01:01:46Oh my God!
01:01:47Oh my God!
01:01:50I am going.
01:01:52I don't want such children. I am going.
01:02:11One big round of applause for Krishna, Sunil Pari and Kiku.
01:02:15Kiku.
01:02:20Very good. Very good.
01:02:23This was the best moment of the season.
01:02:26Amazing. What a madness.
01:02:27Wow.
01:02:30Superb kick.
01:02:40Wow.
01:02:42Krishna has a madness.
01:02:45Even though he was mimicking Shahrukh..
01:02:48..but the flavor he adds to it..
01:02:50..he killed it.
01:02:52And Sunil Paji..
01:02:53..he goes in such a way..
01:02:55..that Salman Paji might come out of his character..
01:02:58..and you won't.
01:03:00Amazing.
01:03:02And Kiku Paji, you were amazing.
01:03:04Amazing.
01:03:06It was fun.
01:03:07Superb.
01:03:10But thank you, Kartik bhai.
01:03:11It was actually fun today.
01:03:13Thank you so much.
01:03:14I also enjoy coming here all the time.
01:03:17The way this show entertains everyone..
01:03:21..and in fact, my mom has come here..
01:03:25..because she has always wanted to come here..
01:03:28..for promotions or any other time.
01:03:29On Kapil Sharma's show or with all of you..
01:03:32..she always wants to come here.
01:03:34So she is very..
01:03:35I don't think she watches any other show like this.
01:03:39The way it was..
01:03:40This is Kapil Sharma's show.
01:03:41He has never been on any other show.
01:03:45I..
01:03:46Again, the final act that you have given..
01:03:50..it was unreal.
01:03:52I mean, being here and watching this performance..
01:03:55..it was a different level of live excitement..
01:03:58..that you have put on the stage.
01:03:59Seriously.
01:04:02Thank you.
01:04:04The way the finale should have been..
01:04:07Absolutely.
01:04:08It was even better than this.
01:04:09Absolutely.
01:04:11And friends, with this finale episode..
01:04:14..the first season of The Great Indian Kapil Show..
01:04:15..ends here.
01:04:17See you soon in the next season, only on Netflix.
01:04:19Thank you.
01:04:20Thank you for this love.
01:04:23Thank you.
01:04:38Thank you.
01:04:51Oh, my God.
01:04:53Thank you.
01:04:54Oh, my God.
01:05:08Oh, my God.
01:05:38Oh, my God.
01:05:42Oh, my God.