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00:00Ladies King and Lady Luck is Queen! It's the Jokers Wild!
00:05And now, here's the host of our show, Jack Barry!
00:13Thank you very much, and a very cordial welcome once again to the Jokers Wild.
00:16On our last program, we crowned a brand new champion.
00:18He won a game, and then our time ran out before we could play against the devil.
00:21So, let's re-welcome to our program the new champion. Jay?
00:24Here he is, Jack, the current champion is a photographer whose hobbies are singing and traveling.
00:29It's Mark Gluckman!
00:34Hi, Mark, how are you?
00:35Okay, you, Jack?
00:36All calm down from having won that $500?
00:38Fine.
00:39Well, I want you to get all geared up for a little more excitement.
00:41I'm psyched, I'm ready.
00:42You know how it works, you're going to play against the devil, you're anxious to do it.
00:44I'm ready.
00:45Okay, I have lots of money in my hand here, some of which you can take back with you if you're lucky.
00:48So, come on over and meet the devil!
00:50All right.
00:54Congratulations, Mark.
00:55Thank you, thank you.
00:56Up on the wheels now, nothing but money and devils.
00:58Every time you spin and avoid the devil, you get the money.
01:00Get to $1,000 or more without seeing the devil, not only will you get the money, but these gifts as a bonus.
01:05First of all, you can treat yourself to a perfect summer evening with the Los Angeles Philharmonic at the Hollywood Bowl,
01:10the world's most famous outdoor concert theater.
01:12Then, a complete realistic portable music system with AM stereo FM and stereo tape cassette recorder player
01:18for great listening anywhere on batteries or AC from Radio Jack.
01:22Also, you'll look great in a tuxedo by After Six,
01:25a beautiful lightweight formal for whining, dining, and great times,
01:28complete with formal trousers, vest, shirt, and tie.
01:31Plus, this elegant 15-piece punchbowl set in luxurious silver plate from the designer collection of the fine silver
01:37from the Michael C. Fina Company in New York City.
01:39And the winter spinet in comparable beauty with unusually brilliant tone,
01:43soft, low silhouette, and hand-rubbed finish.
01:45Everybody's favorite, a quality product of the Aeolian Corporation.
01:49And this bonus round, Mark, is worth over $3,100 in cash and prizes.
01:55Okay, give me a spin. Good luck to you.
01:59And first spin gets you $75, $25, and $100.
02:05That's $100, $200.
02:07If you stop now, if you go on and the devil comes up, you lose it all.
02:09Got anybody out here to help you?
02:11Yeah, I have two friends.
02:12Two friends. Where are they?
02:13Hey, friends, put your hands up.
02:15Right in the front.
02:16What do you want them to do? Stop or go, gang, huh?
02:18I'll go. One more time, sure.
02:21Okay, risking $200.
02:23How do you guess?
02:24$50, $200, $75.
02:29Over to you, Mark.
02:30You have $525.
02:32Now you got to think about this a little bit.
02:34Do you want to stop or go?
02:35I'm going to go for the piano.
02:37I'm going to try for the piano.
02:38Okay.
02:39Risking $525.
02:41You have $25, $50, $75.
02:44$535.
02:48Now you have $675.
02:50All that cash is yours.
02:51If the devil comes up, you lose it.
02:52What do you want to do?
02:53Go on, Mark.
02:54One more.
02:55One more time.
02:56Risking $675.
02:58$225.
03:00You got it over the top.
03:02Yeah!
03:13That is ridiculous, Mark.
03:14$425 on that last turn, getting you $1,100.
03:17And here it is.
03:18$100, $200, $300, $400.
03:22What'd you say?
03:23Wonderful, wonderful.
03:26$500.
03:27I feel like I'm in Las Vegas.
03:28Beg your pardon?
03:29I feel like I'm in Las Vegas.
03:32Six, how much?
03:33Two.
03:34Let's count it all over again.
03:35I don't want to cheat you.
03:36One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four hundred, five hundred, six hundred, seven
03:39hundred, eight hundred.
03:40You should have quit while you were ahead.
03:41Nine hundred, a thousand, eleven hundred, and all the gifts and the money you won.
03:42That's terrific.
03:43You like it?
03:44Oh, yeah.
03:45That's wonderful.
03:46It's even better than Las Vegas.
03:47Yes.
03:48Better than working, too.
03:49Sure.
03:50You're now winning $3,700 and more to come right after this.
03:51Thank you.
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04:15When you're feeling calm, say it with BODYtalk.
04:19His next opponent knowing that if he could win four games more in a row, he'd get this
04:24bonus gift.
04:25It's a brand new car!
04:28A new Chevy Chevette four-door hatchback.
04:31The new rear doors make it easy to get into the back seat where you'll find lots of leg room.
04:35The Chevette four-door hatchback has the comfort and convenience you want in a small car.
04:39It's furnished by Chevy Chevette.
04:42That'll do it for five games in a row.
04:45This is the second game for Mark Rutland.
04:47He'll be playing it against this attractive challenger.
04:50We have a law student whose hobbies are traveling and autograph collecting.
04:54Say hello to Jill Roberts.
04:57Hi, Jill. How are you?
04:59Fine. Thank you, Jack.
05:00Where are you studying?
05:02I just graduated from Western State College of Law in Fullerton, and I'm taking the bar next month.
05:07And your husband, I understand, is also studying law?
05:09That's right. He just graduated, and we're going to do trial practice together.
05:14Well, you're going to be doing a lot of things together, I would assume.
05:17That's right. We've been studying together for four years.
05:20That's what I meant. What did you think I meant?
05:23You collect autographs?
05:25I collect autographed books.
05:27Autographed books?
05:28Yes.
05:29What are they?
05:30Well, books autographed by the author.
05:34My prize is a William Faulkner.
05:36That certainly is a prize to have indeed.
05:38I was going to give you my autograph.
05:41I'd love to have it.
05:42I beg your pardon?
05:43I'd love to have it.
05:44You would?
05:45Yes.
05:46You're the first one ever said that.
05:48But I didn't write any books.
05:49Instead of that, I suppose I'll show you the categories.
05:50Here they are.
05:51In this game, there'll be fast-forward movies.
05:53We'll explain it when we get to it.
05:54Fictional heroes.
05:55The president.
05:56Fill in the blank.
05:57And composers.
05:58Challenger goes first.
05:59Jill Roberts, that's you.
06:00Good luck.
06:01Thank you, Jack.
06:02First thing you get, composers.
06:04Fill in the blank.
06:05And a pear.
06:06Let's try fill in the blank for 100.
06:08Complete this slogan associated with the Spanish-American War.
06:11Remember the...
06:13Maine.
06:14Yes.
06:15For $100.
06:19Your spin.
06:20Good luck, Mark Luckin.
06:23You have fictional heroes, composers, and fast-forward movies.
06:27Jack, I'll take fast-forward movies for 50.
06:29You're aware that you now play every single question for $50?
06:32You can play as many as you want, but if at any point you miss,
06:34you lose everything you've accumulated.
06:36Right.
06:37All right, here it is.
06:38One of Fred Astaire's leading dancing partners starred with him in the 30s musicals
06:41Top Hat and Flying Down to Rio.
06:43Name Astaire's dance partner.
06:45Ginger Rogers.
06:46That's your first $50.
06:48Want to quit or go on?
06:49Go ahead.
06:50Second question.
06:51Robert Altman directed this 1975 film,
06:53which takes an inside look at America's country music capital.
06:57Name this offbeat film.
06:58Nashville.
06:59That's right, you have $100.
07:01Stop or go on?
07:02Keep going.
07:03Who played the title role in the 1951 film version of Arthur Miller's play
07:07The Death of a Salesman?
07:12Frederick March.
07:13Right, you have $150.
07:16Gets a little tougher now.
07:17Do you want to go on or not?
07:18Go ahead.
07:19Going in for another $50.
07:20You understand that if you miss this question,
07:21you lose everything that you've accumulated.
07:22I understand.
07:23Robert Redford starred as a barnstorming pilot named Waldo
07:26in this adventure film about the early days of aviation.
07:29For an additional $50, what was Waldo's last name?
07:31Pepper.
07:32You have $200.
07:35Stop or go?
07:36One more, go ahead.
07:37One more, playing for $250 or back to zero.
07:40In the 1964 film My Fair Lady, who played the part of Henry Higgins?
07:45Rex Harrison.
07:46You now have $250.
07:51Want to go for another one or are you stopping?
07:53I'll go for another one.
07:54One more, playing for $300 or nothing.
07:56This actress was one of the most popular comedians of the 30s and 40s.
08:00She starred in 20th Century, My Man Godfrey,
08:03and she was married once to Clark Gable.
08:05Name her.
08:06Myrtle Loy.
08:07Wrong!
08:09You'll pick up $50 and you can tell me, Jill.
08:12Carol Lombard?
08:13That's right, you have $150.
08:16And unfortunately, you lose.
08:18You lose your $250 and you're right back to zero,
08:20but that was a nice streak.
08:21You answered five, you missed the sixth one.
08:22I'm very sorry, Mark.
08:23So am I.
08:24You have a...
08:25No, your score is wrong in front of you, Jill.
08:27You now have $150, if my recollection is right.
08:29Correct, and now you spin.
08:30Thank you, Jack.
08:33You have the President, Joker, and a triple.
08:40Gotta try the President for too many, Jack.
08:43All right, again, your number is wrong in front of you.
08:45I believe it should be $150.
08:46$150, right.
08:47And you're playing for $200, which will bring you to $350.
08:50Our heaviest President was also the only man
08:52in the history of the United States
08:54to serve first as President
08:56and then as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
08:58For $350 in total, name our 27th President.
09:04Fillmore?
09:05Nope. $200 for you if you can tell me, Mark.
09:07William Howard Taft?
09:08That's right, for $200.
09:11And it's your sixth.
09:13Joker, fill in the blank, and Fast Forward Movies.
09:16Fast Forward Movies for $100, Jack.
09:18All right, this time you got a bigger amount to play with.
09:20$100 for each correct answer.
09:22Humphrey Bogart played a crusty old sea captain,
09:24and Katharine Hepburn was the girl he loved
09:26in this 1951 adventure classic
09:28that takes place aboard an old riverboat.
09:30For another $100, name the film.
09:32The African Queen.
09:33You now have $300.
09:35Want to stop or go ahead?
09:36Go ahead.
09:37Going ahead, this time you go to $400 if you're right,
09:39Going ahead, this time you go to $400 if you're right,
09:41otherwise you go back to $200 where you started.
09:44Candice Bergen is kidnapped by Sean Connery
09:47in this adventure film about the last of the Barbary Corsairs.
09:50For $400, name the film.
09:59Can't do it.
10:00You can pick up $100 if you tell me, Jill.
10:05I saw it, I can't remember.
10:08Sorry, The Wind and the Lion.
10:10You don't get any of his amount, but he goes back to $200.
10:13Score at the moment, 150 to 200, and it's back to you, Jill.
10:16Thank you, Jack.
10:18Joker.
10:19Fast-forward movies and composers.
10:22Let's try fast-forward movies for $100.
10:25All right, now you have the opportunity to answer
10:27as many questions as you want for $100 each.
10:29Name the great French actor who portrayed
10:31Ingrid Bergman's husband in the 1944 film Gaslight.
10:37Chevalier?
10:38Nope. $100 for you if you can tell me.
10:40Mark.
10:42Gaslight, the French.
10:44He said French and Gaslight.
10:46Sorry, I have to tell you it's Charles Boyer.
10:49Charles Boyer.
10:50And it's your spin.
10:51Okay.
10:53Joker.
10:54Fictional hero, fast-forward movies.
10:56Fast-forward movies for $100, Jack.
10:58In the 1957 film The Bridge of the River Kwai,
11:01name the actor who portrayed Colonel Saito,
11:03the Japanese commander.
11:07Japanese commander.
11:10Can't do it.
11:11You'll pick up $100 if you can tell me, Jill.
11:15No idea.
11:17Can't do it?
11:18Setsuya Hayakawa.
11:20Score remains $150 to $200,
11:21and we'll be back to finish this interesting game
11:23right after these words.
11:27No spin for the champion, but it is Jill's spin.
11:30Thank you, Jack.
11:32You have a joker, a joker, and a joker.
11:38Ooh.
11:41Okay, Jill.
11:43And the rules of our game,
11:44you pick one category, answer it,
11:46and you are the champion.
11:48Miss it, the game goes on as before.
11:49Which of the five categories do you want to play?
11:54I've got to go fictional heroes.
11:56For which?
11:57Fictional heroes, Jack.
11:58Uh-huh.
11:59For $500 and the championship,
12:00the great leader of the Argonauts
12:02sailed with his men in quest of the Golden Fleece.
12:05Name the leader of the Argonauts.
12:12Can't do it.
12:13The answer is Jason.
12:14I know.
12:15Jason.
12:16I know.
12:17You missed a golden opportunity,
12:18and Mark, you're breathing very hard now, right?
12:20Yeah, I want to have my pacemaker charged.
12:22I see.
12:23Take a spin.
12:25You have a joker, and a joker, and a joker.
12:28You have a joker, and a joker.
12:40The odds against that happening,
12:42if indeed it's ever happening in five years or so
12:44history of the jokers,
12:45while I don't personally recall it ever happening
12:47that the joker came up this way,
12:49three jokers, ever, back to back.
12:51So the odds against it must be astronomical.
12:53You must be a very lucky man, Mark.
12:55We'll see how lucky in just a minute.
12:56Which category do you want to play?
12:57That's what my name means.
12:58What?
12:59Lucky man.
13:00Lucky man?
13:01Movies.
13:02Movies.
13:03Okay.
13:04For $500 and the championship,
13:06this will bring you up to $4,200 in cash and prizes.
13:09Actor Dustin Hoffman and Laurence Olivier
13:12starred in this 1976 film
13:14about an ex-Nazis plot
13:16to smuggle diamonds out of New York City.
13:19For $4,200, name the film.
13:23Uh...
13:26Blank.
13:28How do you like that?
13:29Both of them missed the chance to win.
13:31The marathon man.
13:32Marathon man.
13:33William Goldman.
13:36Well, maybe you're not the luckiest man in the world.
13:39The game goes on.
13:40$150 to $200 in what may be one of the dizziest games
13:43we've ever played on this show.
13:45Your spin, Jill Roberts.
13:46Thank you, Jack.
13:47Thank you, Jack.
13:49Fictional heroes.
13:50A player and composers.
13:52Let's try fictional heroes for $100.
13:54After fighting a duel with each of the three musketeers,
13:57this high-tempered young man becomes their closest friend.
14:00What was his name?
14:03No idea.
14:05Okay.
14:06$100 if you can tell me, Mark.
14:07D'Artagnan.
14:08That's correct, and you go to $300.
14:10And it's your spin.
14:11Yes.
14:14President, composer, and a joker.
14:19The president's for $100, Jack.
14:21Although Woodrow Wilson was born in Virginia,
14:23he served as governor of another state
14:25before he became our 28th president.
14:27For $400 in total, name that state.
14:32Ohio.
14:33Nope. $100 if you can tell me, Jill.
14:35New York?
14:36Nope. New Jersey.
14:37New Jersey.
14:38Your spin, Jill Roberts.
14:39Okay.
14:41Joker.
14:42Fast-forward movies and a triple.
14:49I definitely go for fast-forward movies for $200.
14:51All right.
14:52Each correct answer will be worth $200.
14:54All you need is to answer two of them,
14:55and you'll be over the $500 mark.
14:57But remember, Mark gets a final turn,
14:59so you play this as far and as long as you wish.
15:02In the 1962 John Ford Western,
15:04The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance,
15:06actor Lee Marvin portrayed Valance.
15:09For $200, who portrayed The Man Who Shot Him?
15:18Can't do it.
15:19You can win the game with $500 in this game
15:22plus the $3,700.
15:24You'll be winning $4,200.
15:26Who portrayed The Man Who Shot Him?
15:28James Stewart.
15:29Wrong.
15:31Wrong?
15:32John Wayne.
15:33John Wayne.
15:35You thought you had that one, didn't you, Mark?
15:36I thought it was a mark.
15:38You thought it was a lock.
15:39Well, it turned out to be a locks.
15:41But it's your spin.
15:45Fill in the blank.
15:46Composer and a joker.
15:48Fill in the blank for $100, Jack.
15:50Complete the title.
15:51This game may never get over.
15:53Complete the title of this Tennessee Williams play,
15:56The Glass Blank.
15:57Menagerie.
15:58Right, you have $400.
16:00$450 to $400.
16:01Your spin, Jill.
16:02Thank you, Jack.
16:05Fast-forward movies.
16:06Joker and composers.
16:07Let's go composers for $100, Jack.
16:09I figured you were going to change your mind.
16:11The first Russian composer to gain international fame
16:13wrote such works as The Nutcracker Suite
16:15and The 1812 Overture.
16:17What is his last name?
16:18Tchaikovsky.
16:19That's correct, and you have $350.
16:21Your spin, Mark.
16:25Joker, fictional heroes, and a triple.
16:29Yeah!
16:35Jack, I'll take fictional heroes for $100.
16:38All right, you can do that.
16:40Correct answer would bring you to $500,
16:42and again, you'd be winning $4,200.
16:44Here's the question.
16:46This hero's real name was the Earl of Huntington.
16:49Now he's smiling again.
16:51That's how you smiled last time when you gave me James Stewart,
16:53the wrong answer.
16:54I think I have this one.
16:55You think you have this one, okay.
16:57This hero's real name was the Earl of Huntington.
17:00When his lands were confiscated by the Normans,
17:02he turned outlaw and fled to Sherwood Forest.
17:05How old was he approximately when he died?
17:07No, I'm kidding.
17:12Nasty, nasty.
17:14For $500 and a grand total of $4,200,
17:17name this fictional hero.
17:18Robin Hood.
17:19You're right, this guy.
17:28Congratulations, Mark Ruxman.
17:30In one of the longest games on record, you have now won it.
17:32You win $4,200 in cash and prizes,
17:34and in a moment, you'll get a chance to spin against the devil.
17:36Well, Jill, you may not have won,
17:37but you played in one of the most unusual games
17:39I've ever had.
17:40I held the longest time, I'm sure.
17:41And backstage will be a lovely consolation prize.
17:43Let's say goodbye to Jill Roberts.
17:44Thank you.
17:45And we'll be back against the devil,
17:46conjuring it in after this.
17:51Here he comes.
17:54That was a game.
17:55What a fight.
17:56Yes, indeed.
17:57Up on the wheels now,
17:58none of you are money and devils.
17:59Avoid the devil and get to $1,000 or more.
18:00Not only will you get the money,
18:01but these gifts as a bonus.
18:02Mark, we'll start with the Yashica 20XL,
18:04the most advanced low-light sound movie camera.
18:07With zoom lens and fully automatic exposure control,
18:09you'll enjoy great sound movies at home every time.
18:12And the library of Bantam books,
18:14including the Book of Lists,
18:15an incredible collection of stimulating facts
18:17assembled by the authors of The People's Almanac.
18:19Books to read for fun, furnished by Bantam.
18:22Also from IDI, a 40-channel CB
18:24with digital all-in-one remote control microphone,
18:26automatic scanning hideaway transceiver,
18:28plus external speaker and antenna
18:30from Inland Dynatronics.
18:32Plus, we'll fly you to Curacao in the Netherlands and Philly.
18:38It's the largest and most populated island
18:40of the Netherlands and Philly,
18:42located in the Caribbean Sea off the coast of Venezuela.
18:44Enjoy this romantic island with its ideal climate,
18:47beautiful sunsets, breathtaking coastline,
18:49and mountain views.
18:51Have a ball at the Curacao Hilton,
18:53a charming hotel with a magnificent sandy beach
18:55and a beautiful octagonal casino.
18:57Truly the star of the Caribbean,
18:59the Curacao Hilton, a Hilton International Hotel.
19:02And Mark, this bonus round is worth over $3,100 in cash and prizes.
19:07Okay, now you've got to stay with me
19:09until I get that chip in the bin.
19:11Okay.
19:12And for your first bin, you have $100, $125, and $150.
19:18Now you have $275.
19:20You want to quit or do you want to go?
19:21Go ahead.
19:22Oh, look at the young lady out there.
19:23Oh, yes, it is.
19:24All right.
19:25She wants to go to court.
19:26Okay, let's see if you do go.
19:27You have $50, $50, and...
19:29I got it!
19:30I got it!
19:31I won it!
19:32Congratulations.
19:33All right.
19:34All right.
19:43Congratulations, Mark Luxton.
19:44You got a natural triple, and as you know,
19:46everybody knows who watches the joke as well,
19:48a natural triple takes you automatically to $1,000.
19:50Let me give you the money.
19:51$100, $200, $300, $400, $500, $600, $700, $800, $900, $1,000,
19:59plus the CB radio, the movie camera with sound,
20:02the books, the trip to Coruscant, the money you've won.
20:04All told, you are now winning, in cash and prizes, $7,300.
20:10I got it!
20:11I love it.
20:12Oh, she does.
20:14Wonderful.
20:15Not only that, that's two games under your belt,
20:18three more games to win you a car.
20:19Want to come back to the next program?
20:21Oh, I think I'll hang out, yes.
20:22I think you will, too.
20:23He was in a big game, an exciting game.
20:25He came out of it, and he's really been rewarded for it,
20:27and we hope all of you will be watching to find out
20:29whether this young man can win the five games.
20:31Game number three coming up on our next program.
20:33Until then, Jack Barry for the joke as well,
20:35saying thank you so much for watching,
20:36and see you next time.
20:37Bye-bye, everybody.
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