John Q. Cynicle is at his first day of work at the Board of Superheros. He meets Lizard Girl and falls in love with Edie | dG1fX1loTHRwWm1FR0U
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00:00Meet John Q. Cynical. He's just an ordinary guy, with an ordinary life, and he drives
00:14an ordinary car.
00:15Name?
00:16Cynical. John Q. Cynical.
00:17He thought he was looking for an ordinary job.
00:18I'm the best at what I do.
00:19My name is Evie.
00:20I know that.
00:21My name is Evie.
00:22My name is Evie.
00:23My name is Evie.
00:24My name is Evie.
00:25My name is Evie.
00:26My name is Evie.
00:27My name is Evie.
00:28My name is Evie.
00:29My name is Evie.
00:30My name is Evie.
00:31My name is Evie.
00:32My name is Evie.
00:33Well, where'd you hear that?
00:34Instead, he got this one.
00:35Is there anything in here about blatant stupidity?
00:36No Fun Films Presents Pizza Delivery at Dr. Queen.
00:36Mr. Impostor, you have invaded the secret hideout of Dr. Queen.
00:47Listen.
00:48It's cynical man.
00:51of a poet.
00:52No!
00:54Listen!
00:55It's Cynical Man!
00:57I'm an anti-social man.
00:59Thrilling tale of heroes,
01:01villains,
01:02love,
01:03friendship,
01:04Cup break, huh?
01:05Oh, where'd you come from?
01:06and zombies.
01:07Yeah baby!
01:09Yeah baby!
01:11Woo!
01:12Woo!
01:13Woo!
01:14The rumors are true.
01:16There are zombies in Hamtramck.
01:18Meet the amazing Cynical Man,
01:20saving the world from nine to five.
01:23I'm the amazing Cynical Man
01:25from the Board of Superheroes.
01:28Yeah, right.
01:29I never heard of you.
01:31A tale of workplace romance gone terribly wrong.
01:34I was one of the experiments.
01:36Starring an all-Michigan cast
01:38made on location in the mean streets of Hamtramck,
01:42the town Detroit could not swallow.
01:44Ah!
01:46I say we hit him fast and we hit him hard.
01:48You can do it, Cynical Man!
01:49Get in there and fight!
01:50Oh, for real.
01:53Yeah!
01:54Woo!
01:58Ow!