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00:00You're doing this week's sex column.
00:03I've never, you know, done it.
00:06You got till tomorrow.
00:07Just, if you got it, all I have to do is sleep with him.
00:12Have you considered asking me?
00:16You have a family on behalf of the nation's media industry.
00:19I need you to marry me.
00:20You need valid justifications to break off your engagement.
00:24You need wealth, bearing, power. I'll have it all.
00:29But Justin is officially off the market.
00:31You're some nobody.
00:33That's my wife you are addressing.
00:36And I take care of what's mine.
00:40Do you think your relationship with my son will actually last?
00:44Tell me. You don't want me.
00:46You!
00:53I don't know what I'm doing.
00:54Whatever it is you're doing, don't stop.
01:00I don't know what I'm doing.
01:08Just, if you got it, all I have to do is sleep with him.
01:21Let's see what I'm working with.
01:29Let's see what I'm working with.
01:35No, just, no.
01:49You're so far out of my league, it's not even a question.
02:00Looks like another admirer of yours, Boston.
02:03Mom, you've intercepted.
02:05Oh, just let her.
02:10Hi, can I join you?
02:13Let's see what this one's game is.
02:16Gold digging commencing in three, two, one.
02:21So, you come here often?
02:24Me? Not Justin?
02:26Me? Not Justin?
02:28What the hell?
02:31Okay, I know that this is going to sound totally crazy,
02:34but you're the most approachable guy here and I'm out of options.
02:38Actually, pretend that I didn't just blurt all that out.
02:42Now that I've got a better look at her, why does she seem so familiar?
02:47Can I buy you a drink?
02:49I promise I'm less crazier than I sound, I think.
02:54Promise you'll marry me one day, Justin?
03:00Adrienne?
03:02Who?
03:04I need you to come with me.
03:09What's your problem?
03:11Just because you're super hot doesn't give you the right to drag strangers into dark corners.
03:15Adrienne, it's you.
03:18I can't believe I found you. I've been looking for you for so long.
03:21That's not my name because I clearly have no idea who you are.
03:26Oh, fuck. I'm sorry, it's just you remind me so much of her.
03:32And even if she's not, there's something about this woman.
03:37Look, I'm sorry about your friend, okay, but I'm working on a very tight schedule,
03:41so I'm going to go back in there and I'm going to continue talking to your friend.
03:45I'm supposed to buy him a drink?
03:47There's no point buying him a drink.
03:51He's gay?
03:53Shit, shit, shit, shit. I need it, Larry.
03:56For what? For what?
03:59I'm a columnist.
04:03You're doing this week's sex column.
04:05I don't know if I'm the best candidate for this exactly. I've never, you know, done it.
04:13Sounds like a you problem. Better figure it out soon. You got till tomorrow.
04:18That's why I needed Larry. Now I have to settle for asking armpit guy.
04:23Oh, have you considered asking me?
04:29Okay, Jason.
04:31Justin.
04:33Justin, you're clear what you're agreeing to, right?
04:37Actually, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
04:40I've never been interested in anyone since Adrian.
04:44I'll just wing it.
04:47Do you need something for your column?
04:50My sex columns. That means we need to...
04:54I need to...
04:56You're really okay with this?
04:59Wow. Okay.
05:02Where do we start?
05:05Wow. Okay. Where do we start?
05:08You are going to seduce me.
05:11Okay. Can I buy you a drink?
05:14No. We're past that. Try again.
05:17Okay. Do you want to, you know...
05:24No, that's a little too far in the other direction. And it's too direct.
05:28I don't like direct.
05:30Well, yeah, if you're propositioning it, man.
05:33Seduction is very different.
05:37You have to think of seduction as a game.
05:40The goal is to get the other person addicted to you.
05:46You want their every thought,
05:49every action,
05:51every breath
05:53to be consumed by you.
05:56And then you fade away.
05:59And you leave them craving more.
06:02I was supposed to be seducing you.
06:06You are.
06:13You are.
06:21Ignore that.
06:23You should probably get that one if it's important.
06:27Okay. I will be right back.
06:30And then we will continue this.
06:38This better be urgent.
06:42What?
06:54Andrea Miller works for Blush Magazine.
07:01Mom?
07:04I've had it with you. Get over here!
07:06Pack your things and get out of my house this instant!
07:16You did this!
07:18Mom says I get to use your bedroom as my second.
07:21Sleeping with my boyfriend isn't enough for you?
07:23You better grab whatever's important.
07:25Mom's going to throw out anything you leave behind.
07:30Don't do it!
07:44Adrian Larotte.
07:46Who's that?
07:54What is this shit?
07:55My columns. You don't know what it took just to get this much.
08:00Aren't you even going to look at it?
08:02Don't you get it, Andrea? It doesn't matter if you complete your column.
08:06Excuse me?
08:09Look, I kind of sort of need a reason to fire you since I promised someone your job.
08:13What? When who?
08:19Did I get the job, baby?
08:21In a sec, baby.
08:23What the actual fuck?
08:26You can't do this.
08:28I'm editor-in-chief, means I call the shots.
08:30Authority is so sexy.
08:33Is she even qualified?
08:36You qualified, huh?
08:38Of course I'm qualified.
08:40How hard is it to be an editor?
08:44Do you see this?
08:46What are you trying to say?
08:48Are you calling me a whore?
08:50I'll need you to clean out your desk immediately.
08:52No, you can't do this. You're chief editor, but there's someone higher.
08:55I run this magazine for years, and since Mr. Headhunter never shows his smug mug around,
09:00that means I basically own the place.
09:02So go ahead, report me. See what happens.
09:05Report what, exactly?
09:07Mr. Adams?
09:09Report what, exactly?
09:11Mr. Adams?
09:15This looks like an interesting conversation. I wouldn't want to interrupt this. Continue.
09:19What are you doing here?
09:21What is he doing here? Don't you recognize him?
09:23That's Justin Adams. He and his family own practically half of the nation's media industry.
09:27And I own this company, contrary to what some people might think.
09:34Get out.
09:35What about my new job?
09:40Someone want to tell me what's happening around here?
09:42You're chief editor, right?
09:44Hmm. Report.
09:46I was about to fire this woman for her insubordination and incompetence, Mr. Adams.
09:51She's also chronically dishonest. You can't believe anything she says.
09:56Wait, what? Brent's a liar?
09:58Go on.
10:00Miss Miller begged to write the seduction column, but then she mucked it up and turned in subpar work.
10:04That is really interesting, because I was actually helping Miss Miller write it last night.
10:09So are you calling me incompetent?
10:12Last night? Wait, that means...
10:15He's kidding, right? You and him?
10:18She had to come find me at my work.
10:20It would have been easier if you gave me your number.
10:22Andrea, darling, you know I've always been your fan, right?
10:25You're worse than trash.
10:27Brad, is it?
10:28Brent, Miss Adams.
10:29Brent, yeah. I don't think you can run my magazine.
10:33Or any of them, for that matter.
10:36Please.
10:37It's done.
10:38This is just a misunderstanding.
10:39Get rid of him, please.
10:41Goodbye, Brad. Have a good day, Mary.
10:44Thank you. If it weren't for you, I'd be done for.
10:48I wanted to say thanks just yet. I need a favor from you.
10:51Okay. You help me, I help you.
10:53Okay. I need you to marry me.
10:55Okay. Wait, what?
10:58I need you to marry me.
11:00What?
11:04Okay, no. This is unacceptable.
11:07You can't just spring a fiancé on me out of nowhere, Mom.
11:10In truth, your grandfather made the agreements around the time you were born.
11:14Okay, so why am I just now hearing about them?
11:17Honestly, I had hoped everyone would forget and this entire thing would blow over.
11:22Sadly, that's not the case.
11:24Okay. Well, the answer is no.
11:27Are you still mooning on about that Adrienne girl?
11:31You know we found no traces of her after.
11:34I still think she's a figment of your imagination.
11:37Okay, this is not about her. This is about an engagement that I want no part of.
11:41I'm sorry, but you can call the other family and tell them to break it off.
11:46It's the Laurent family. Do you know how enmeshed in their businesses we are?
11:51It'll ruin us if we renege on our end.
11:54Not without good reason.
11:57So what if I had a good reason?
12:01You need valid justification to break off your engagement?
12:04Yeah. And a marriage is a pretty good one.
12:06We would have to play the part, though.
12:08You know, you'd move in together, do all of that kind of stuff.
12:13I do need somewhere to stay, okay?
12:16You could pick any other woman, though. Why me?
12:20It can only be you.
12:22So, what do you say?
12:37So, this is it. We're married.
12:41Yeah. Sorry, it's probably not what you imagined.
12:45No, this is fine.
12:48My sister Kimberly was the one that dreamt of extravagant weddings.
12:52Me, not so much.
12:54Honestly, Mom and Kim kept telling me I'd die an old spinster.
12:57So, this is fine. This is great, actually.
13:00What's next on the schedule?
13:02Sorry, the paperwork got a bit exciting.
13:04Sorry, the paperwork got a bit exciting in there, so it didn't cross my mind.
13:11It's gorgeous.
13:13It's yours.
13:24Suits you.
13:28Shit, sorry.
13:30We have to go.
13:32Go? Go where?
13:33To see my mother.
13:48There you are.
13:50Do you know how long you kept me waiting?
13:52She's waiting, Cody.
13:54Planning for what, exactly?
13:56Your wedding, of course.
13:58With you marrying the Laurent girl, it's going to be the event of the century.
14:03Yeah, well, save your energy, Mom.
14:05I'm already married.
14:08What did you say?
14:10Figured it wouldn't be right to tell you over the phone, Mom.
14:14This is Andrea, my wife.
14:17Are you pregnant?
14:18No, no, it's not like that.
14:19Then what is it?
14:21What's the reason you would marry this without letting your own family know?
14:26Because of love.
14:28That's it?
14:29I actually kept our relationship in marriage private for my sake,
14:32because I didn't know how well I would do with the press.
14:35What a sensible young woman.
14:37Dear, I'd like to get to know my daughter-in-law.
14:40Your cousin Samantha can show you the new Monet piece I acquired.
14:45True.
14:55Okay, you can stop pretending now.
14:58On to your school with my son.