Documentary - The Vaghri are the Gypsies of India, descendants of the great tribes of north India, of whom the gypsies o | dG1fNFJIVm9GcG5jZ0E
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00:00And then the drunk guy says, I can't help being an idiot, I'm Canadian.
00:11You're right, they're so pathetic, Mike.
00:15Enough!
00:17There's been too much Canada bashing for far too long.
00:20I say no more.
00:22Don't you mean no more, eh?
00:23Good one, man.
00:25They are so stupid.
00:27Stop it now.
00:28Instead, let us offer our northern brothers and sisters this song of tribute.
00:33Oh I wish I was back in old Canada, a land which I never shall lampoon.
00:40How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba and the beauty that is Saskatoon.
00:47I got one.
00:48Oh I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping
00:53fur.
00:55As he scraped and he chiseled all the moose dung off his boots, I would learn that he's
00:59the Prime Minister.
01:00Oh stop that.
01:01Oh I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings, Alanis Morissette, Mike Myers too.
01:08No, I take that back, I wouldn't go there even if you paid me.
01:12Oh Canada, you are a place I must eschew.
01:14Now this is not in the spirit that I intended.
01:16Oh come on, give in.
01:18I mean, after all, they gave us Ed the Sock and Rush.
01:21Yeah, what are you defending?
01:22They're such thieves.
01:23Okay, I'll try.
01:24Alright, go ahead.
01:25Oh I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island and going on to bomb Ontario.
01:33The destruction of Canada and all of its culture is by far my favorite right scenario.
01:39Okay, that's a little strong, I'm going to back it up.
01:41No, you were right Mike, this is much more fun.
01:44Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?
01:50Yikes.
01:51You lousy, stinking, Franco-bonic, bacon-loving bastards, your country's just a giant piece
01:56of...
01:57Okay, I think that's enough.
01:58I think we're going to the cam-bot.
01:59Okay, thanks.
02:00Alright.
02:01I'm sorry.
02:02I have no sense of proportion.
02:03I'm a disgrace to my uniform.
02:05No, that's okay.
02:06Now calm down.
02:07Now we mustn't hate.
02:08Mustn't hate.
02:09At least so overtly.
02:10Exactly.
02:11Right.
02:12Must disguise our hate just a little.
02:13Okay, we'll be right back.
02:14Shh.
02:15Shh.
02:16It's okay now Dudley.
02:17Calm down.
02:18Pardonnez-moi.
02:19Pardonnez-moi.