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00:00Meet Peter. In his mind, he's quite the player.
00:04Yep. Yes. Nope. I think I already did.
00:08Oh God, I don't remember her name. Please don't recognize me.
00:10Yes. Yes. Yeah. Probably. I don't know. Yes.
00:16Then there's Dana. She's got a whole different mindset.
00:21Hello, sexy. I don't believe we've met, but now I have to have you.
00:25I just want to snatch you up and take you home.
00:28That's mugging. You are thinking about mugging someone for a purse.
00:31It's time to re-examine your priorities.
00:33Hold on. Most beautiful purse ever. How great would I look with that on me?
00:37If Gandalf likes it, how great can it really be?
00:40Nope. Don't care. Must have that.
00:42These two thoughtful people don't know it yet.
00:45Not bad. Yes.
00:47But they're about to be set up on a blind date.
00:49Wait a second. That's not her, is it?
00:52Oh, poor girl. Oh, that can't get much more embarrassing.
00:56I spoke too soon.
00:58I'm Peter. It's really great to meet you.
01:00Totally going back to my place. Oh, God. Did I leave porn laying around?
01:04Might go back to his place. Wait. Did I shave my legs?
01:07So how do you know Amy?
01:09Freshman year. We were living on the same floor.
01:12You could read my mind.
01:15Nice rack.
01:17Does he really think that I can't tell that he's staring at my breasts?
01:20Hey. Yeah. I was just checking out my boobs.
01:23That was feisty.
01:26No. He saw me.
01:29Did I smell myself out there?
01:31So how are you liking the city so far? What have you seen?
01:35I've only been here a couple days, so the only thing I've gotten off my list is go to the Met.
01:40Number one. Statue of Liberty.
01:43Why did I mention the list?
01:45Highline Park wouldn't be on my top hundred.
01:47This can't be happening.
01:49Is she crying?
01:51Am I crying?
01:52Holy s**t.
01:53Holy s**t.
01:54Maybe I'm going to go before I just throw up.
02:00New record.
02:04There's a very remorseful man standing at the door holding a very large bouquet of flowers.
02:10I have no excuse for my actions.
02:13Is there any way we could just wipe the slate clean and start over?
02:16I did nothing wrong.
02:18Peter.
02:19Oh, flowers. Let me just tear off my clothes.
02:21Oh, lilies.
02:24Good morning. Take a pedicab. Number 72 on your list.
02:28Thought we could go to the Statue of Liberty and knock off two in one day.
02:31Be strong. Be strong.
02:33Dammit, you know you're going.
02:37Am I crying?
02:39Great. Just when I start to like him.
02:41Turns out he's gay.
02:43Actually, she seems kind of into it.
02:49The thing about what you're trying to do to me.