Who the Heck Did I Sleep With!
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00:00Ugh, I drank too much last night.
00:07Who the heck did I sleep with?
00:23Andrew Young?
00:29Oh my god, I slept with my boss?
00:36Take a slow.
00:41Oh, jeez.
00:44That's what I'm talking about.
00:49Oh my god.
00:52I can't believe you're still single, Becca.
00:58You just gotta get out there.
01:03Oh, wow.
01:09He's looking at you.
01:11You just got a new job.
01:13Go celebrate.
01:23Hi.
01:53This is not the way I want to meet the CEO of my new job.
02:22You stayed out all night.
02:40How was the reunion?
02:41It was fine.
02:42I, um, ended up staying at a friend's house.
02:46Well, that's unusual for you.
02:48Miss goody two-shoes.
02:51Thanks for letting me borrow this.
02:53I'm sorry about this job.
02:55I can pay to fix it.
02:56It's fine.
02:57Just keep it.
03:00Must have been a wild night.
03:04It's a cheap bag anyways.
03:07Of course I wouldn't let you borrow one of my good ones.
03:10Tech billionaire bad boy Andrew Young was seen last night with a mystery woman
03:14in yet another string of wild party nights.
03:17Fitech investors are concerned that Young may be hurting their bottom line.
03:20The board is concerned.
03:21You're being reckless.
03:22Our stock is going down again since this morning.
03:25You know what?
03:26You need to fix this immediately unless you want to get ousted from your own company like Steve Jobs.
03:30Yeah, yeah.
03:31I'll take care of it.
03:47Morning, sir.
03:48Hangover?
03:49Thank you.
03:50Frank, find this woman.
03:53Looking to it.
03:58Linda just fired another assistant.
04:05This one lasted 75 hours.
04:07Apparently she forgot to tell Mr. Young about the photographers at the hotel.
04:11What photographers?
04:13You didn't see the news this morning?
04:16Andrew got caught having another wild night.
04:18Our stock tanked.
04:20Oh, jeez.
04:24You, new girl.
04:26What's your name?
04:27Whatever.
04:28It doesn't matter.
04:29You're going to be Mr. Young's new secretary.
04:31What?
04:32Chippity chop.
04:33Come on.
04:45Mr. Young, I found your new secretary.
04:51Oh, shit.
04:52Is he going to fire me if he sees me?
05:02Have we met before?
05:04Wait, he probably doesn't recognize me because of the mask.
05:07Either that or he was blacked out drunk.
05:10No, sir.
05:11We've never met.
05:12You wouldn't know her.
05:13She's brand new.
05:14And look, she is inexperienced, but she is all that I have available at the moment.
05:19It's fine.
05:20How long do you think she'll last?
05:23Day tops.
05:25She's not even that cute.
05:27Have her report to me in the morning.
05:29Yes, sir.
05:40You start tomorrow.
05:41What's your name again?
05:42It's Becca Clark.
05:43I don't know if I can do this, Ms. Walker.
05:45Like you said, I'm not qualified.
05:47Becca, it's either this or nothing.
05:51If Mr. Young decides to keep you, it's $250,000 a year.
05:55$250,000?
05:57That's insane.
05:59Yes, ma'am.
06:00I'll try my best.
06:01Good choice.
06:09Yes.
06:17Ms. Smith, we have some questions for you about the other night.
06:22We understand that you and Mr. Young had an encounter at the Madison Hotel.
06:27Ms. Young is a high-profile person.
06:29We appreciate your discretion.
06:31$50,000?
06:34For what?
06:36You're not to go to the press, and you're not to say anything to anyone.
06:40Do you understand?
06:42Wait, is he mistaking me for someone else?
06:47I should see where this goes.
06:49Um, yes.
06:52But that's not the only reason we brought you here.
06:54We'd like to make you an offer for an arrangement.
06:57Carl, do we really need to do this?
07:00Andy, we've discussed this.
07:02This is the best way to get the press to shut up.
07:05Fine.
07:09I need you to be my living girlfriend.
07:13I need you to be my living girlfriend.
07:15No.
07:16I need you to pose as my girlfriend.
07:19Just until the press dies down.
07:21Three months.
07:22You move in immediately with a stipend of $40,000 per month.
07:25Then, another bonus at the end.
07:27You don't need to pay me to be your...
07:29No.
07:30This is a business arrangement.
07:33Also, show me your ankle.
07:35I need to check something.
07:40Is that the same tattoo?
07:43Yeah.
07:44Fine.
07:45Good sir.
07:48Same tattoo?
07:50The only other people with that tattoo are me, Jason, and Becca.
07:55You have three days.
07:56When you decide, call this number.
08:04The Andrew Young thinks I slept with him,
08:07but I've never even met him before,
08:09which could only mean Becca was the one.
08:13Hey, Gigi.
08:14I'm home.
08:16And I have some great news to share.
08:27Who's Carl Sagan?
08:28Thank God it's not Andrew's business card.
08:31It's my employer.
08:33You got a job?
08:34What's that supposed to mean?
08:35Of course I'm perfectly capable of getting a job, Becca.
08:39It pays well, too.
08:41$40,000 a month.
08:43$40,000 a month?
08:45But you've never had a job before.
08:47Are you sure you're not getting scammed?
08:49I know I didn't graduate college like you,
08:51but I'm not stupid, Becca.
08:53I know, I just don't want to see you get scammed.
08:56What kind of a job pays $40,000 a month?
08:59$40,000 a month.
09:01Let's drop it.
09:05You know what I'm doing.
09:06I don't need you to baby me all the time.
09:09Didn't you say you had good news?
09:11What is it?
09:12Yeah.
09:13My new boss is Andrew Young.
09:16I'm going to be his secretary.
09:18You're going to be Andrew Young's secretary?
09:22My new boss is Andrew Young.
09:24Why you?
09:25You don't even have the qualifications.
09:27What, did you sleep with him or something?
09:31Okay.
09:32The thing is...
09:34Okay.
09:35Don't tell anyone.
09:46Now this all makes sense.
09:48This skank slept with Andrew Young,
09:50but he doesn't know.
09:51He thinks it's me.
09:52So basically that's what happened.
09:54So you're sure he didn't recognize you?
09:57No, he didn't.
10:00Do you think I should talk to him about it?
10:01No.
10:02I mean, your job is on the line.
10:06Andrew Young is a notorious player.
10:08Don't get involved with him.
10:12You're right.
10:13He's my boss.
10:14That's it.
10:15Good.
10:16Keep it that way.
10:25That's pretty fast, Ms. Smith.
10:27I'll do it.
10:28I'll be his fake girlfriend.
10:31Great.
10:34And then I'll be his real girlfriend.
10:38Have a car.
10:39Come out and pick you up first thing tomorrow morning.
10:55Here.
10:57Cheers to being promoted.
10:59Thank you.
11:01I'm so nervous.
11:03His secretaries never last long.
11:06Good.
11:07Exactly what I want.
11:09The sooner you get fired, the better.
11:25I have to get out of here before Becca wakes up.
11:28I can't have her see Andrew coming to pick me up.
11:34Good morning, Ms. Smith.
11:35I'm here to pick you up.
11:37Andrew's not coming?
11:39Mr. Young's busy with work.
11:41I'll meet you in the back.
11:45I'm sorry.
11:46I'm sorry.
11:47I'm sorry.
11:48I'm sorry.
11:49I'm sorry.
11:50I'm sorry.
11:51I'm sorry.
11:52I'm sorry.
11:53I'm sorry.
12:00Wait, I think someone's taking photos of us.
12:04Don't worry.
12:05Mr. Sagan had this set up on purpose.
12:07We have some friends in the press and they're going to help us get the word out
12:10that Mr. Young is moving in his long-term girlfriend, which is you.
12:14Are they going to show my face?
12:15No, they've been instructive to blur out your face for privacy concerns.
12:21Is something wrong? I thought girls usually like to be seen with Mr. Young.
12:26No, nothing's wrong. Just drive.
12:29Yeah, of course.
12:40Miss Smith, I'm the housekeeper, Rosa. Here's your room. Please let me know if you need anything.
12:47Wait, I thought I'd be staying with Andrew.
12:49Mr. Young stays in the West Wing. I've been given strict rules that you're not to go into his private quarters without permission.
12:57Well then what are you waiting for? Go get the rest of my bags.
13:01Thanks.
13:18Holy fuck, I'm so late!
13:21Wait, sir! Hold the elevator!
13:32Oh, what an asshole!
13:40So are you coming in or what?
13:51Mr. Young, thank you.
14:02I thought my name was Asshole.
14:16Mr. Young, I'm sorry. I didn't mean...
14:22You're my new secretary, right?
14:24Yes, sir. My name is Becca Clark.
14:26Are you sure we've never met before?
14:29Okay, fine. Go downstairs and order me a coffee.
14:32I'll take a 12 ounce, hoppin' not too hot, 130 degrees, split shot, half decaf, half regular, sugar-free vanilla, half a pump, no foam Americano with coconut milk.
14:41Make sure there's about two inches of coconut milk on that.
14:45Wait, Mr. Young.
14:48Don't tell me I need to repeat that.
15:03Becca Clark. Why does she remind me so much of the girl from that night?
15:08But she can't be.
15:11Sir, Ms. Smith is settling into the house and the press should publish the article later today.
15:16Fine.
15:21Make sure she gets whatever she wants.
15:23Will do.
15:36Becca, I'm going to need you to pick up Mr. Young from his business dinner.
15:40But it's already 7 p.m. I'm off.
15:42It's only 7 p.m.
15:45You're done when Mr. Young says that you're done.
15:47His usual driver's busy moving in his new girlfriend.
15:50He has a girlfriend? Does that mean he cheated on her with me?
15:55What a prick. He has a girlfriend?
15:57How can you be so dense? It's all over the internet. And she's moving in today.
16:02I just didn't realize that Andrew, I mean, Mr. Young had a girlfriend.
16:06And a serious one, too. No one's ever moved in before.
16:10Anyway, don't keep Mr. Young waiting. Get going.
16:15Okay.
16:31Why does that look like my apartment building?
16:34Why does that girl low-key look like Gigi?
16:38No, Becca, you're being crazy.
16:45Have another, Andrew.
16:47No, guys, I've had enough. I'm good.
16:49Oh, come on. We're with Andrew Young, the party king of Wall Street.
16:52I saw you party with that hot chick the other day.
16:54Look, I said I had enough.
16:58Look, I said I had enough.
17:01Look, I'll tell you what. If you out-drink me, I'll go ice-yoke.
17:06Fine. You're on.
17:16Woo!
17:23All right, all right. You win.
17:25No one can out-drink the fucking Andrew Young.
17:32Hey, boo. Where you at?
17:34Hey, I'm sorry. I had to work late tonight.
17:36I have to pick up my dumb boss from his stupid meeting.
17:39Oh, I saw him on TV.
17:41I have to pick up my dumb boss from his stupid meeting.
17:44Oh, I saw him on TV. He is hot.
17:47Who cares? He's so entitled and demanding.
17:51And so, so inspirational.
17:53He's a genius.
17:55I gotta go, Jay.
17:58Sir. Hi.
18:00Is this the new driver?
18:02She's a woman, so she can't drive.
18:04But she's hotter than Frank.
18:06If you're into bitches with no tits.
18:08I'm an ass guy.
18:11You wanna go in the back of my car?
18:13I'll let you drive my stick shift.
18:15Ew, that's gross.
18:18Shut up.
18:20Don't talk to her like that.
18:22Dude, you're wasting it.
18:27You just lost yourself a fucking deal.
18:29Yeah, I don't do business with fucktards anyway.
18:32Mr. Young.
18:34Seatbelt, please.
18:40That's you.
18:42You showed those tech bros, didn't you?
18:45That's you.
18:46You showed those tech bros, didn't you?
19:01You showed those tech bros his boss.
19:06Oh.
19:07Oh, gosh.
19:08Mr. Young.
19:09You're gonna have to work with me here.
19:14Shit.
19:15Becca?
19:16I really hit you all at once.
19:20Hey.
19:26That's you.
19:27You're confused.
19:29I'm not your girlfriend.
19:38You're drunk.
19:44Mr. Young is not feeling well.
19:46Please check on him.
19:49Becca, you little slut.
20:02That's you.
20:14That's you.
20:20I'll take care of Mr. Young.
20:22You can go back to bed.
20:33What are you doing in here?
20:35I'm nursing you to health, babe.
20:38Just get out.
20:45Oh, Becca.
20:47We're going out for a singles night.
20:49If you want to come.
20:51Come.
20:52It'll be fun.
20:53I'm sorry.
20:54I can't.
20:55I have plans.
20:56I...
20:57I have a date.
21:03Becca.
21:04My office.
21:05Now.
21:06Oh, God.
21:07I hope he doesn't want to talk about kissing me last night.
21:10Yes, sir.
21:13I think...
21:15We need to get on the same page.
21:18Please don't mention the kiss.
21:21The deadline for the real short project has been moved up till tomorrow.
21:24I need it on my desk.
21:26Oh, that.
21:28Right.
21:29Yes, sir.
21:31Not so fast.
21:33I need it on my desk.
21:35Oh, that.
21:37Right.
21:38Yes, sir.
21:41Not so fast.
21:43I'm not finished.
21:45I need you.
21:48To help me pick out a handbag.
21:51Is he asking me to get a present for his girlfriend?
21:54Oh, okay.
22:07What about these?
22:09Is $2,000 an okay price point?
22:11Don't worry about the price.
22:13Sure.
22:14Just get whatever you'd like.
22:16You're so lucky.
22:17Your boyfriend is so sweet.
22:19Oh, he's...
22:20He's not my boyfriend.
22:21He's my boss.
22:23Oh.
22:24Must be a great boss.
22:26Yeah.
22:30Here you go, sir.
22:31Thank you.
22:32Holy cow.
22:33Seven grand?
22:35Do you like that one more?
22:37You know what?
22:38I'll take both.
22:41Wow.
22:42He really spoils his girlfriend.
22:45Thank you.
22:52These are...
22:53These bags are beautiful.
22:54Your girlfriend will love it.
22:56Wait.
22:57She thinks I'm buying these for my girlfriend?
22:59This one's for you.
23:01Oh, sir.
23:02I can't accept it.
23:03That's a $7,000 handbag.
23:05You're my secretary.
23:06Okay?
23:07You represent me.
23:08Think of it as part of your uniform.
23:13Let's go.
23:21Your cookies, madam.
23:26Thanks for dropping these off.
23:28I'll meet you at dinner later?
23:30That must be your date.
23:32It's definitely not what I pictured.
23:34I just wish Gigi was gonna be there.
23:36She moved out super abruptly,
23:38and she's not returning my calls.
23:40Don't worry about it.
23:41I'll work my magic on her.
23:45You come to work like this?
23:49Just saying.
23:56Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Young.
23:58I didn't even see that there.
24:00It's fine.
24:01Um...
24:03Did you buy this for your girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
24:08The less people who know the truth, the better.
24:11Um...
24:12Yeah, sure.
24:13Wow.
24:15Actually, Linda,
24:16could you deliver those to my house?
24:20Thank you.
24:21Thank you.
24:23Okay.
24:27Oh, it's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Smith.
24:30Do you know if Mr. Young has any Valentine's Day plans for us?
24:34No, he's really busy,
24:36and he won't be back till really late.
24:38But he did want me to bring this to you personally.
24:46I helped picked it out myself.
24:50It's gorgeous.
24:53I can see you have good taste.
24:55Well, you're the first of Mr. Young's girlfriends I've ever met.
25:00Don't be serious.
25:02You know, Miss Smith,
25:04I have a feeling that we could help one another.
25:08I could use a friend in Mr. Young's inner circle.
25:11Hmm.
25:20Yeah, Jason.
25:22I'm not coming this year.
25:23I'm busy.
25:27Actually,
25:28I'll be there.
25:31I'll use this dinner to show Becca who's boss.
25:43She's coming.
25:44Seriously?
25:46I can't get her to return my calls.
25:48I don't know what's going on with her.
25:50She just gets this big job, and then she just disappears.
25:54She says working.
25:58We've basically been taking care of her since we were kids,
26:00and now all of a sudden she's making $220K a year.
26:04Doesn't that seem weird to you?
26:06Little.
26:07You know Gigi.
26:08She loves the drama.
26:10I don't know.
26:12I barely even recognize her anymore.
26:16Damn.
26:24That girl's smoking hot.
26:27Her handbag is too grand.
26:30My boss just bought one for his girlfriend.
26:38Gigi?
26:39Hey.
26:41Gigi.
26:42You look so different.
26:44I can't believe you guys still wanted to go to this dump.
26:48Ew.
26:49The food is so pedestrian.
26:51That handbag is really expensive, G.
26:54Where'd you get it?
26:55My boyfriend bought it for me.
26:57Boyfriend? Since when?
27:00So I have a boyfriend, and I moved in with him.
27:04What's the problem?
27:05The problem is you don't tell us anything anymore.
27:08You just disappeared.
27:10You sound needy.
27:12I'm concerned.
27:14Who's your boyfriend?
27:15You said you moved in with him?
27:17That's moving really fast.
27:19I know he's richer and hotter than any boyfriend you'd ever get.
27:22Oh, that's right. You've never had one.
27:25G, watch it.
27:26Wait, does that mean you were lying about having a job?
27:29Yeah.
27:30And, for a smart person, you're really dumb, Becca.
27:33Yeah, you can get scholarships, you can work your ass off,
27:36you can work your way all the way up the corporate ladder.
27:39But no man is ever going to love you.
27:42At the end of the day, you're just a lonely, bitter old bitch.
27:48You're just a lonely, bitter old bitch.
27:51At least I'm not acting like a whore.
27:58If I'm so horrible, why do you even want me in your life?
28:02I don't.
28:04I never want to see you again.
28:07Gigi, wait!
28:10Gigi, wait!
28:17How did she become like this?
28:19Should we go after her?
28:22What are you doing?
28:24Gigi?
28:25I need you here now.
28:27Okay, the data for the real short project is all wrong and I need you to fix it.
28:31Okay, I...
28:32No, now. Okay?
28:34Text me your address and I'll have Frank come and pick you up and bring you to my house.
28:39Hello?
28:41Happy Valentine's Day to you too.
28:43God, there's someone so hot. He's so annoying.
28:49You don't really need her to redo the project, do you?
28:52Mind your own business, Frank.
28:58Happy Valentine's Day, Andy.
29:00Don't call me that. I don't do Valentine's Day.
29:04Then why did you buy me that expensive handbag?
29:09I have a present for you in my room.
29:13Later.
29:16Is Becca here yet?
29:17Not yet, sir.
29:20Becca? He's spending Valentine's Day with her?
29:30Hey, is that...
29:32Oh, that's Andrew's girlfriend.
29:35Uh, she must not be doing well.
29:39Nice to meet you.
29:51Redo it. It's good, but it can't be better.
29:56Your date must have been pretty lame if you ended up here on Valentine's Day.
30:00It's not like I could help it.
30:03Listen, about the other night when you drove me home, did I...
30:10He remembered?
30:11It's fine. You were drinking and confused and you thought I was someone else.
30:16Right. I thought you were someone else.
30:19It was a silly mistake.
30:21I thought you were someone else.
30:23It was a silly mistake.
30:26Do you think it was a silly mistake?
30:35Sir, Miss Smith is sick and asking for you.
30:41Thank you for taking care of me.
30:43The doctor said with the medicine and rest, your stomach will be fine.
30:47Good night.
30:49Wait, Andrew. I mean it.
30:52I've been in foster care my entire life and no one's ever really taken care of me before.
30:56You're the first person who's ever really treated me with kindness.
31:00I owe you.
31:01I owe you.
31:02I owe you.
31:03I owe you.
31:04I owe you.
31:05I owe you.
31:06You're the first person who's ever really treated me with kindness.
31:09I owe you.
31:11Cool. Get some rest.
31:13Could you just stay with me until I fall asleep?
31:17That's not appropriate.
31:19Why not? You liked holding me that night at the hotel.
31:22Stop that.
31:23You slept with me.
31:25You asked me to give up my entire life to come here and now you don't want me?
31:29Look, it's a three month contract.
31:31Get the fuck out if you don't want to be here then.
31:37Rosa, where's Becca?
31:39She left, sir.
31:48There's no way I'm letting that bitch have him!
31:59Linda, I was just about to call you to talk about Becca's proposal.
32:03It's garbage, isn't it?
32:04No, it's perfect.
32:06I wanted to talk to you about the client dinner at the hotel tonight.
32:09Oh yes, well it's all set, sir.
32:117pm, we can go there together.
32:13No, I want Becca to come.
32:15Oh, but she's so new.
32:17Is there a problem?
32:19No?
32:20No.
32:21Good.
32:22Now please send Becca into my office.
32:24Oh, sure.
32:27I'll send Becca into your office.
32:34Miss Smith, what are you doing here?
32:36I couldn't help but overhear Mr. Young's picking your subordinate over you.
32:42Maybe he's looking to replace you with Becca.
32:45I think it's time we talk about what we can do for each other.
32:55You wanted to see me, sir?
32:57Oh God, is he still unhappy with my work?
33:01Come to dinner with me.
33:03What?
33:04A client dinner.
33:09Dude, what is going on with you? You're so square.
33:13Look, I'm here to talk about your involvement in our company, okay? Not to party.
33:17I don't do that shit anymore.
33:19Gotcha.
33:21You can have fun, you know? It's not a crime.
33:24Looks like Andrew might need a little help too. Seal the deal.
33:28I got you. I put it in the one on the left.
33:31Just a little kit to help him loosen up, you know?
33:37This is a business dinner. Just keep it professional.
33:42Let's talk business.
33:48Oh, shit.
33:51Oh, shit.
34:02You look different at night.
34:06Can I touch your face?
34:08Yeah, how about we just keep our hands to ourselves?
34:11I don't wanna.
34:14I don't understand. She only had one drink.
34:19I don't understand. She only had one drink.
34:22Oh.
34:23She may have possibly taken something.
34:25Just a little something.
34:28What the fuck did you do to her?
34:30It was an accident. I wanted to give you a little something like old times.
34:33Fuck, Lucy. I don't do that shit anymore.
34:38Okay.
34:40Go to the door.
34:43Okay, it's time to go home. Come on.
34:45Oh, you're so boring.
34:48I am having so much fun. I don't wanna go.
34:52Yeah, I'm sure you are, okay? So let's go. It's time to go. I'm gonna get you a hotel. Come on.
34:57No!
34:59Come on. Here we go.
35:05Okay. Here we are.
35:07Alright, here we go.
35:09Okay, perfect.
35:11Stay here, alright? I'm gonna get you some water.
35:19You're really cute when you're angry.
35:23You're so nice when you're also so mean.
35:28Okay, well, thank you.
35:30Alright, seriously, drink the water.
35:34Okay, here we go.
35:37Oh, God.
35:40Okay.
36:05Well, someone's finally awake.
36:10Last night, did we...
36:13It was quite a night.
36:17Do you need a reminder?
36:28Stop. Stop. Stop. Not when you're like this.
36:32Why not?
36:40Becca Clark, that's disgusting.
36:44You don't remember what happened last night, do you?
36:47I'm sorry, I... I don't.
36:50Well, you threw up all over my shirt and yours.
36:55Where are my clothes? Did you...
36:57No, they're at the dry cleaners, okay?
37:00And no, I didn't see you naked.
37:02I paid a housekeeper $5,000.
37:04Okay, and no, I didn't see you naked.
37:07I paid a housekeeper $500 to come in here and get you cleaned up and changed.
37:11I'm so, so sorry. I can pay... I can pay for your shirt and the $500.
37:16No.
37:18Did I... say anything?
37:21Just that you really like my face.
37:24But, anyway, I'll give you some space, okay?
37:27We should probably get changed and go to work.
37:29Okay.
37:35Oh, my God.
37:40She's late.
37:41And with the balls.
37:43Hey, Becca.
37:45Didn't you wear that yesterday?
37:48I did? I don't remember.
37:50Must have been a fun dinner.
37:52Dessert was probably more fun.
37:54Excuse me?
37:56It's a very interesting way to getting a promotion.
38:00Sleeping with your boss.
38:02You wouldn't be the first.
38:04I don't know what you're insinuating.
38:06I know you think you'll maybe be his mistress,
38:09but you're just a whore.
38:11Nothing's going on.
38:13A guy like Andrew Young will hit it and quit it,
38:16but a girl like you isn't lucky to get anything.
38:19How many blowjobs did you have to get before you got that promotion?
38:22Ha, ha, ha.
38:27Stop.
38:29Mr. Young, this is a professional workplace.
38:31We don't talk like that here.
38:33Go to HR immediately.
38:35You're fired.
38:44Oh, sweetheart, it's okay.
38:52I think I know a way that we can ruin that bitch, Becca.
38:57And you can watch.
39:01Pfft.
39:05Here's your lunch.
39:07You should really eat something before the presentation.
39:10I've been preparing for this for over a year.
39:12It has to go well, or we're all screwed.
39:15I'm sure it'll be fine.
39:17Oh, I'm sure it will too.
39:27Is Linda almost ready?
39:29Almost.
39:30Look, this is the most important presentation we've ever had.
39:33Okay, everything needs to be checked twice.
39:35I checked it myself, sir.
39:37Nothing will go wrong.
39:38Good.
39:42Sir, sir, it's Linda.
39:44She's having an allergic reaction.
39:45She needs a doctor.
39:51I don't know how much time we have.
39:52Please, come.
39:56Someone please call 911.
39:58You idiot.
39:59I told you I was allergic to peanuts.
40:01I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
40:03You didn't listen.
40:05Are you purposely trying to fuck with me?
40:12Andrew, all of our investors are outside.
40:14Do something.
40:15I'm so sorry, I swear I didn't know.
40:18Let Becca present.
40:20She just started.
40:21She can't give the presentation.
40:26She's my protege.
40:28I believe she can do it.
40:34Okay, I'll do it.
40:39Here, the speech.
40:48What's going on here?
40:50This presentation is big.
40:59Boss, we need to get this thing started.
41:02Where is she?
41:03Look, I'm feeling better.
41:04I can do it.
41:05Andrew, the girl's not capable.
41:07No, let Becca do it.
41:29Who's that?
41:32Who's that?
41:55Thank you for coming to the Phytech Investors presentation.
42:02Thank you.
42:12On behalf of our team,
42:14I would like to share with you the progress we made in quarter four of last year
42:18and how that shapes how we will provide strategy for next quarter.
42:33And that's why we at Phytech are financial advisors for the new age.
42:38Thank you.
42:52Thank you very much, Ms. Clark.
42:58You look good up there.
43:00I thought you didn't like these kinds of clothes.
43:03I like them on you.
43:06Congratulations on the presentation.
43:08So much for feeling really good.
43:10Congrats, dude.
43:11You were great. Have we met?
43:14You don't remember Ms. Clark?
43:16You should just be happy she's not pressing charges.
43:19Oh, wait, she's that girl. I am so sorry.
43:23I was just messing with Andrew.
43:25Listen, I'd love to set up a meeting about you coming to work for us.
43:28Ms. Clark isn't looking.
43:30I'll pay you double whatever he's paying you.
43:32Well, that's going to be tough.
43:34Her salary is $500,000 a year.
43:37Wait, it is?
43:39Okay, Ms. Clark, I can't match that, but if you ever get bored, you know who to call.
43:46$500,000 a year? Are you joking?
43:49You know I don't joke about money.
43:51Oh, my God. Thank you.
43:58You know I don't joke about money.
44:00Oh, my God. Thank you.
44:20What the hell was that?
44:22You were supposed to make her look bad, not feed her the company.
44:25So ugly.
44:26Pretty backfired.
44:28That more than backfired, you twat.
44:30We will get her next time. I promise.
44:33You better hope we do.
44:35Or I'll make sure there are extra peanuts on your pad thai next time.
44:51What? Is there something on my face?
44:54I have a question for you.
44:56Have you ever been to the Madison Hotel?
44:58The Madison Hotel is where we met.
45:01No, I can't really afford a place like that, but I've passed through before.
45:05Why do you ask?
45:06Well, I'm throwing a party after for the team there, and I want you to be there.
45:11I don't know.
45:12Look, I need you there as my assistant, okay?
45:16I have investors to meet with, but I'll see you there.
45:24What?
45:45He bought these for me?
45:50You did a wonderful job. I mean, congratulations to us all.
45:55Thank you.
46:07Wow, you look amazing.
46:10Thank you.
46:11You did such a good job today.
46:12Yes, I had no idea you could read so well.
46:15Ms. Clark, come over here.
46:20Sit next to me.
46:25Thank you.
46:29Cheers.
46:30Cheers.
46:31The reports show that due to the presentation this morning, our stock has nearly tripled.
46:36The board is very happy.
46:38Well, I think we have Ms. Clark to thank for that.
46:43Andrew, where's your lovely girl from this evening?
46:50She was unable to attend.
46:52Anyway, I was very intrigued by your speech. Who wrote it?
46:59I actually helped write the speech, sir, with Linda.
47:03But it wasn't the one Becca gave.
47:07That's strange.
47:09It's my fault. I grabbed a folder with blank pages on accident.
47:13You improvised that whole thing?
47:15Yeah.
47:17Wow, that was very impressive.
47:22It was actually better than what Linda and I wrote.
47:31That is very impressive, Ms. Clark.
47:41Excuse me.
47:46Is it the fish?
47:48Believe me, I get it. I've been there.
47:51My first pregnancy, I couldn't touch the stuff. I still can't.
47:55Vomitory City, USA.
47:58Bon appetit, everyone.
48:08I'm nauseous, and my period is late by a month.
48:12No, I can't be pregnant.
48:16It's impossible.
48:18I haven't been with anyone, except my boss.
48:26What's up, dude?
48:28Oh, Lewis, what's going on?
48:30Missed you at the horse racing this weekend.
48:32Yeah, I know. Busy weekend.
48:34I hear ya. So, what are you doing here?
48:37I came to see Becca.
48:38Why? Becca? My Becca?
48:42My secretary, Becca.
48:44I wanted to take her out to dinner to formally apologize,
48:47but her colleague says she's in the hospital or something.
48:50Hospital?
48:52Congratulations.
48:54All tests confirm that you're pregnant.
48:58Is your husband here?
49:02I'm not married.
49:04He doesn't know.
49:09I'm pregnant with my boss's baby?
49:12Oh my God, I'm pregnant with my boss's baby.
49:15He has a girlfriend. What about my job?
49:18What am I gonna do?
49:24Andrew, what are you doing here?
49:26I, um, I was just passing through town and figured I'd take a walk.
49:31Would you like a ride home?
49:33Yeah, thanks.
49:39Hey, Lewis said you were in the hospital.
49:41Is everything alright?
49:45God, I hope he doesn't know I'm pregnant.
49:50Is everything alright?
49:52God, I hope he doesn't know I'm pregnant.
49:55I'm just having some stomach problems, but everything should be fine.
49:59Well, if you're having stomach issues,
50:01you probably shouldn't be drinking your iced coffee black.
50:04I mean, you have it every day.
50:05You noticed?
50:06Of course. I make it my business to notice things about people who are close to me.
50:10You know, when I was a kid,
50:12my mom used to force me to eat papaya when I was sick.
50:15I don't even know if it did anything,
50:17but it might have just been her way of tricking me into eating something.
50:22Did she usually have to trick you into doing things?
50:25Well, with my luck, my children will probably listen about as well as I did.
50:31Oh, I didn't realize you wanted children.
50:35Yeah, I mean, maybe with the right person.
50:40Oh.
50:46Well, this is me.
50:49You live here too?
50:51Who else do you know who lives here?
50:53Uh, no, nobody. Just a friend.
50:58Listen, if you're not feeling well,
51:00just feel free to take as much time off as you need, alright?
51:04Thanks.
51:09Bye.
51:23Hello?
51:24Is Becca in today?
51:25If she is, I want to keep him at home.
51:28Well, she somehow weaseled her way out of a few days of work claiming she was sick.
51:32Anyway, I'm sending her out of the office.
51:35On a trip?
51:37Yes. She's using his car to pick him up from his latest trip.
51:42Becca will be driving alone?
51:44Yes. Why?
51:47I have an idea.
51:49Find a discreet mechanic and meet me at the company garage in an hour.
51:53It would be a shame if an accident happened.
51:58You got it.
52:08Mr. Young, I'm sorry. I'll be at the office shortly.
52:12You're late.
52:13I'm sorry. I'm still feeling kind of out of it.
52:16I haven't been able to keep food down.
52:18Look, if you're not feeling well, don't worry about it. I can drive myself.
52:21Sir, I couldn't ask you...
52:23Look, I need you to be healthy, okay?
52:26Don't worry about it. You can meet me there tomorrow.
52:29Okay. Thank you.
52:37I'm sorry.
52:54Hello?
52:55You've got a complex disbanded after this.
52:59How's he doing?
53:01I'm not going to lie to you. He doesn't look good.
53:04If I were you, I'd prepare for the worst.
53:10Hello?
53:14Where the hell are you? The clients keep calling.
53:17I'm at the hospital. There's been an accident.
53:20Are you okay?
53:22I'm fine. I'm just a little dizzy.
53:25Are you okay?
53:27I'm fine. I wasn't the one driving. It was Andrew.
53:30The doctor's coming. I have to go.
53:39I'm sorry.
53:41No!
53:43You're supposed to stay alive for the baby.
53:46What should I do?