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00:00:00 Travis!
00:00:00 Darn it! I'm so sorry!
00:00:04 What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:00:06 Oh, don't worry, honey. We just took the liberty of moving you out.
00:00:09 You're moving in with me.
00:00:10 What?
00:00:11 Any girl who falls in love with me is asking to get her heart broken.
00:00:15 Don't go falling in love with me, okay?
00:00:18 Just roommates. Just friends.
00:00:20 For once, I'd like to be friends with a girl without breaking her heart.
00:00:23 Let's see how long that lasts.
00:00:26 I gotta stop fooling myself into thinking Travis could ever like me as more than a friend.
00:00:30 Whose heart are you breaking tonight?
00:00:33 Oh, sweetie. I'm not his ex. I'm his fiancée.
00:00:40 I should have never moved in with you.
00:00:43 He went back to England.
00:00:44 I love him.
00:00:45 How am I supposed to do about it?
00:00:47 I'm the one taking you home tonight.
00:00:50 [Music]
00:00:52 [Music]
00:00:57 Oak Hill University. My home for the next four years.
00:01:04 I had big dreams of running away to Nashville and becoming a musician.
00:01:07 But I'll put them all on hold to follow him.
00:01:10 Caleb Owens. My childhood best friend and the love of my life.
00:01:17 Taylor! Hey!
00:01:19 He always said we'd end up together one day.
00:01:21 I can't believe you're actually here.
00:01:23 I know.
00:01:24 Now that we're both at OU, there's nothing keeping us apart.
00:01:28 Coming through. Coming through.
00:01:32 Wait, is he actually coming here?
00:01:34 Oh, yeah. Rumors are true.
00:01:36 The whole school is freaking out about it.
00:01:38 Hey, OU babe. I have the juiciest news.
00:01:42 Hot Royal Playboy, Lord Travis Harrington, is studying in America on our campus!
00:01:49 Rumor has it he's single.
00:01:52 Call me.
00:01:54 Lord Travis is coming to the party we're throwing at the Capitol House tonight.
00:01:59 Oh.
00:02:00 You should drop by.
00:02:02 I have something I want to tell you.
00:02:05 We'll miss you, sweetheart.
00:02:08 If you do one year at university, then come home.
00:02:11 You have duties, or our family's counting on you.
00:02:14 And don't let your Dominican cousin talk you into anything stupid.
00:02:18 Oh, don't worry, Father. I'm just going to have a little fun.
00:02:23 [Explosion]
00:02:25 Oh.
00:02:48 Hi.
00:02:50 Hi.
00:02:51 So, you're our new suite mate.
00:02:56 Grace and Jenny, right?
00:02:59 I'm Taylor.
00:03:01 Ugh.
00:03:06 Um, are you guys also going to that Kappa party tonight?
00:03:13 Of course we are.
00:03:14 You're not wearing that, are you?
00:03:17 Yes.
00:03:20 You're better off staying home, then.
00:03:22 [Laughter]
00:03:23 Like, litter side.
00:03:24 It's like a goodwill demonstration.
00:03:26 Hey.
00:03:39 Great party.
00:03:41 Thanks, Taylor. I'm glad you came.
00:03:43 So, what was it that you wanted to tell me?
00:03:46 This is it. The moment I've been waiting for.
00:03:49 After all these years, Caleb is finally going to ask me out.
00:03:53 Taylor.
00:03:54 Mm-hmm?
00:03:55 I want you...
00:03:58 [Clears throat]
00:04:01 ...to meet my girlfriend, Grace.
00:04:03 [Laughter]
00:04:05 I...
00:04:18 I'm sorry.
00:04:20 Where...
00:04:22 Oh, shit! It's Lord Travis!
00:04:25 [Screaming]
00:04:27 I can't. I literally can't with that.
00:04:30 [Explosion]
00:04:31 [Music]
00:04:33 Yo, what's up?
00:04:46 Man!
00:04:47 How you doing?
00:04:48 God, he's so sexy.
00:04:50 And mega rich.
00:04:51 [Laughter]
00:04:52 And that accent.
00:04:53 Back off, bitch. He is mine, okay?
00:04:56 [Music]
00:04:58 [Music]
00:05:00 Ladies, ladies.
00:05:04 Give my man some room to breathe.
00:05:06 Hi. Hi.
00:05:09 Should've brought the royal guard.
00:05:10 I've seen the way you operate across the pond.
00:05:14 "Oh, I'm Travis, and I sleep with a different girl, like, every other week."
00:05:18 But, come on, dude. This must be like heaven to you.
00:05:21 [Laughter]
00:05:24 Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:05:27 [Music]
00:05:29 Oh!
00:05:30 You actually call this beer?
00:05:33 Come on, dude. You're half American.
00:05:35 You're gonna have to learn to appreciate it.
00:05:37 All right. So, you see anything you like yet?
00:05:40 Yeah, some alcohol that doesn't taste like complete shite.
00:05:45 Oh!
00:05:48 [Gasping]
00:05:49 Oh!
00:05:55 Oh, gosh darn it! I'm so sorry!
00:05:58 I'm so sorry! I'll clean it up!
00:05:59 You're fine. You're fine. I'll go clean it up.
00:06:01 Nice job, Romy.
00:06:06 Lord Harrington's first night in America, and some hillbilly spilled shitty beer water all over him.
00:06:10 It was an accident.
00:06:11 [Music]
00:06:13 Oh. Jealous, Taylor?
00:06:21 You know, maybe you could've been with Caleb.
00:06:24 If he hadn't shown up here like you were fresh off the farm.
00:06:28 Or commune, really.
00:06:30 It's a classic story.
00:06:32 He's the football star, she's the cheerleader, and you're the invisible geek who will never get the guy.
00:06:37 Oi! Can I help you, love?
00:06:45 [Music]
00:06:48 [Music]
00:06:50 Can I help you, love?
00:06:58 I'm so sorry! I—
00:06:59 Wait.
00:07:00 Are you okay?
00:07:03 I'm not upset with you.
00:07:05 I actually thought it was a stupid shirt anyway.
00:07:08 Kind of makes me look like a pirate.
00:07:10 No, um, I'm good.
00:07:12 I'm great.
00:07:16 Has anyone ever told you you're a terrible liar?
00:07:18 Well, I was trained at the Royal Military Academy, so if someone hurt you, I could definitely kick their ass.
00:07:26 Thanks, but it's nothing.
00:07:31 I— Well, my first night of college isn't really going how I planned it, so—
00:07:36 That is mine, but I'm not that mad about it.
00:07:42 So you're not having second thoughts about coming to America?
00:07:46 Not at the moment, no.
00:07:48 Hey, man, I got you another—
00:07:55 Whoa! Am I interrupting something?
00:07:57 No, no! I'm sorry!
00:07:59 I'm just— My bad. No, no, no.
00:08:01 Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:08:03 Sorry again. Yeah. Sorry.
00:08:06 You own a boat. No, no, just give me the—
00:08:08 God, I wish Taylor never followed me here.
00:08:12 She's like a sad little dog begging for scraps. Was she always like this?
00:08:16 Yep. Ever since we were kids. She's so fucking needy.
00:08:21 She's so fucking needy. You know, she never even tried to make other friends or date other guys.
00:08:27 She's always been low-key obsessed with me.
00:08:29 Low-key? Talk about high-key. Did you see her face when you said "girlfriend"?
00:08:34 She basically had a fucking aneurysm.
00:08:36 Hey, at least she'll do anything I say. It's like we get a free servant.
00:08:39 She can grab us coffee and do our homework.
00:08:42 Genius. Now fuck me.
00:08:46 Alright.
00:08:48 This is supposedly my best friend. How can he be so two-faced?
00:08:52 Unbelievable.
00:09:07 [Squeaking]
00:09:09 Here comes our servant. Ew.
00:09:21 Thanks, Tay. You're a lifesaver.
00:09:24 Just for you? Just the way you like it.
00:09:26 Oops. I forgot something.
00:09:33 I'm done with your bullshit, Caleb.
00:09:36 [Screaming]
00:09:37 What the fuck, Taylor?
00:09:39 I heard what you said about me at the party.
00:09:41 I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Stop being a fucking drama queen.
00:09:44 Oh, yeah? Does this ring a bell?
00:09:46 God, I wish Taylor never followed me here.
00:09:48 She's like a sad little dog begging for scraps.
00:09:51 Hey, at least she'll do anything I say. It's like we get a free servant.
00:09:55 She can grab us coffee and do our homework.
00:09:57 How could you do this to me? We were best friends for 15 years.
00:10:01 How could you say those things about me?
00:10:03 Yeah, I was your best friend. You weren't mine.
00:10:05 Wow. Fucking prick, aren't you?
00:10:12 Excuse me?
00:10:13 [Screaming]
00:10:14 Oh, yeah.
00:10:18 Yeah, easy, buddy. Remember who you're talking to.
00:10:30 Hey, wait.
00:10:31 That was legendary back there. I mean, just totally badass.
00:10:37 If I'd have known Caleb would have been such an ass to you, I never would have talked to him.
00:10:41 Why? You don't even know me.
00:10:44 Well, you seem cool. And genuinely nice.
00:10:49 Not like those frat dickheads.
00:10:52 Thanks?
00:10:53 Um, let me start over. I'm...
00:10:56 Lord Travis Harrington III, Duke of Wellington.
00:11:00 That's Wellington, actually, but...
00:11:02 Well, everyone knows who you are, so...
00:11:05 Taylor Young.
00:11:10 Call me Travis. Nice to meet you. Officially.
00:11:14 Well, I gotta get to class.
00:11:18 Nice to meet you, Travis.
00:11:21 [Footsteps]
00:11:23 Hey!
00:11:30 What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:11:33 What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:11:42 Oh, don't worry, honey. We just took the liberty of moving you out.
00:11:45 Yeah, you know, we feel like it's not really healthy for us to live with such a violent and toxic roommate.
00:11:51 You can't do this! I have every right to be here!
00:11:54 Oh, sweetie, if you're really that sad and you're upset about it, maybe you should take it up with the Dean.
00:11:59 Caleb?
00:12:02 Aww.
00:12:05 Who's gonna save you now, princess?
00:12:07 [Roar]
00:12:08 [Gasp]
00:12:14 Is he?
00:12:15 Oh my god.
00:12:16 Is he gonna save you?
00:12:18 I'm not really sure.
00:12:19 Maybe you can go to the Goodwill.
00:12:21 Taylor!
00:12:22 Oh god.
00:12:24 What the bloody hell is happening here?
00:12:27 What the bloody hell is happening here?
00:12:33 Huh?
00:12:35 Is this your stuff?
00:12:36 This is how you treat people in America!
00:12:41 What?
00:12:42 Is Lord Travis standing up for her?
00:12:44 Uh, Travis?
00:12:46 That's Lord Harrington to you.
00:12:48 Okay, Lord Harrington. I, we...
00:12:51 No, what? What?
00:12:52 Feel easily threatened by a beautiful woman?
00:12:55 Oh no, you want to relish reliving your high school bully days, isn't it?
00:12:58 No, Lord Travis, we were just messing around.
00:13:00 Yeah.
00:13:01 We love living with Taylor.
00:13:03 Love it.
00:13:04 Do you want to live with them?
00:13:06 Hell no.
00:13:08 Right then.
00:13:09 Then it settles.
00:13:12 You're moving in with me.
00:13:13 What?
00:13:16 Let's go.
00:13:17 No, we...
00:13:18 Holy shit!
00:13:33 I mean, I knew you were rich, but this is...
00:13:37 Yeah, I mean, the royal family forbade me from staying in the dorms.
00:13:40 Security issue.
00:13:41 Yeah.
00:13:43 Hey, I'll pay you the rent the moment I get a gig.
00:13:47 This is just temporary.
00:13:49 Thanks for taking me in.
00:13:51 Come on. Let's head in.
00:13:54 Right.
00:13:58 This is the foyer.
00:14:00 Kitchen, dining room, bathroom there.
00:14:03 Make yourself at home.
00:14:05 [Music]
00:14:15 Right, you can set your stuff anywhere.
00:14:17 Oh!
00:14:18 So, what kind of music do you play?
00:14:25 All types, really.
00:14:27 I, um...
00:14:29 I wanted to be a musician since I was little.
00:14:32 See? I knew you were cool.
00:14:34 Yeah, well, Caleb and his posse are convinced I'm a loser, so...
00:14:38 Well, if Caleb hadn't been such an ass to you, I might have become friends with him.
00:14:43 I would have morphed into some full-on frat bro.
00:14:46 Imagine.
00:14:48 Let's fucking rage, bruh!
00:14:50 I think my life just flashed in front of my eyes.
00:14:55 You and me both.
00:14:58 Plus, if it weren't for him, I never would have met you.
00:15:03 I was going to ask if it ever gets lonely living in a giant mansion like this alone.
00:15:09 But I heard you never stay single for long.
00:15:11 Oh.
00:15:12 So what you're saying is my reputation precedes me?
00:15:16 So what you're saying is my reputation precedes me?
00:15:22 Must be exhausting.
00:15:27 Juggling all the girls and your lordly duties.
00:15:32 I'm a great multitasker, what can I say?
00:15:35 No, truthfully, I'm a royal, so who I marry isn't really up to me.
00:15:42 It's all about power plays and diplomacy.
00:15:46 Can't just have fun, you know? No strings attached.
00:15:49 It's what I want.
00:15:51 Well, what about all the girls you date?
00:15:53 What if they get too attached?
00:15:55 Any girl who falls in love with me is asking to get her heart broken.
00:15:58 So, don't go falling in love with me, okay?
00:16:05 Just roommates, just friends. Deal?
00:16:10 Just roommates, just friends. Crack on.
00:16:16 What?
00:16:17 I'll tell you later.
00:16:18 Hungry?
00:16:25 I'm sorry, but who the hell eats beans for breakfast?
00:16:30 Hey, it's an essential part of an English breakfast, thank you very much.
00:16:33 Here, try some.
00:16:34 No, ew.
00:16:35 No, you don't want to try it?
00:16:36 No, thank you.
00:16:37 Fine.
00:16:38 I think I'll stick to an essential part of an American breakfast.
00:16:40 Which is?
00:16:41 Pancakes.
00:16:43 Right, how about this?
00:16:46 What if I try your American pancakes and you try my British beans?
00:16:53 Then we find out whose breakfast is more superior.
00:16:56 You're on.
00:16:57 The key for mine is perfectly toasted bread plus butter. Lots of butter.
00:17:16 See, now you're talking like an American.
00:17:19 Why is it so thick?
00:17:23 The fluffiness is the best part.
00:17:25 Just wait till he's right. Now we gotta flip it.
00:17:28 Flip it?
00:17:29 Huh.
00:17:37 Well, now you're just showing off.
00:17:40 Well, now you're just showing off.
00:17:43 Alright, ready for the plating?
00:17:44 Sure, let's do it.
00:17:45 On three.
00:17:46 Three.
00:17:48 Two.
00:17:49 One.
00:17:50 What do you think?
00:17:58 Hmm.
00:17:59 Actually, it's not that bad.
00:18:02 See, I knew you'd like it.
00:18:04 Yeah, soon you'll be asking for beans every morning.
00:18:06 Okay, just try the pancakes.
00:18:08 Fine.
00:18:09 Huh?
00:18:13 Damn.
00:18:14 That's bloody brilliant.
00:18:15 I told you.
00:18:17 I think we both know who the winner is.
00:18:19 Yeah, me.
00:18:20 Me? But it's obviously me.
00:18:23 Are you sure about that?
00:18:25 You sure about that?
00:18:32 Yes, I'm sure about that.
00:18:34 Well, stick around for the dessert round because I make a mean sticky toffee pudding.
00:18:37 Oh, really? I didn't know I was living with the Duke of Desserts.
00:18:40 Duke of?
00:18:41 Hmm?
00:18:42 Oh, God, that's terrible.
00:18:43 You know you love it.
00:18:45 So what if I do?
00:18:47 Um, thank you so much for breakfast.
00:18:57 Of course.
00:18:58 I gotta get to class.
00:18:59 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:00 Um.
00:19:01 Hmm?
00:19:02 Do you still need a ride home after school?
00:19:04 Oh, uh, no thanks.
00:19:06 I actually have a job interview.
00:19:08 Yeah, you know, can't freeload off a lord forever.
00:19:11 What kind of job is it?
00:19:13 I'll tell you if I get it. Don't want to jinx it.
00:19:15 Okay.
00:19:16 Good luck then.
00:19:17 Thank you.
00:19:18 Good luck then.
00:19:22 Thank you.
00:19:23 Dude, is that the girl from the party?
00:19:29 Since when are you two hooking up?
00:19:31 You know, her name is Taylor, and we're not just hooking up.
00:19:34 We're roommates.
00:19:35 I guess the OU gossip was right.
00:19:39 What?
00:19:40 Hey OU babes, did you hear about the drama on the quad?
00:19:43 Okay, Lord Travis rescued a poor little freshman
00:19:47 and carried her away to his off-campus castle.
00:19:50 Aw.
00:19:51 Is it charity work?
00:19:53 Or is it his first American fling?
00:19:56 Just what I need.
00:19:59 Another campus gossip girl tracking my every move.
00:20:01 Come on, man.
00:20:02 You knew what you were signing up for with a big school like OU.
00:20:05 I just, ugh, I just can't believe
00:20:07 you let your own cousin stay in some shitty dorm room
00:20:11 while some rando freshie gets to stay in your massive mansion.
00:20:16 It's nothing personal, Miles.
00:20:18 Her roommates had kicked her out.
00:20:20 They were being bloody assholes to her.
00:20:22 She had nowhere else to go.
00:20:23 Aw.
00:20:24 Her Duke in shiny armor, swooping in to save the day.
00:20:28 You know, I give you guys two days tops
00:20:32 until you start sleeping together.
00:20:36 I give you guys, mm, two days tops
00:20:40 until you start sleeping together.
00:20:42 You know, I have self-control, Miles.
00:20:43 For once, I'd like to be friends with a girl
00:20:45 without breaking her heart.
00:20:47 Okay.
00:20:49 I'll believe it when I see it.
00:20:51 Breakfast.
00:20:54 What in the fresh British hell is that?
00:20:57 Bloody Americans.
00:20:59 Come on, dude, this place is massive.
00:21:01 Let me crash here too, just like one semester.
00:21:04 Absolutely not.
00:21:06 Do you remember Switzerland?
00:21:07 That ski lodge?
00:21:09 You cost me 3,000 pounds in cleaning fees.
00:21:12 You're a bloody pig, Miles.
00:21:14 Excuses, excuses.
00:21:15 You know what I think?
00:21:16 I think you don't want me cock-blocking you and your new roomie.
00:21:19 Taylor and I are just friends.
00:21:24 Okay.
00:21:25 Let's see how long that lasts.
00:21:28 [acoustic guitar music]
00:21:31 Well, you certainly got talent,
00:21:36 but you gotta pay your dues at the bar
00:21:38 before I can make you a full-time singer.
00:21:41 I'll tell you what.
00:21:45 We're short staff, and I need an extra server.
00:21:49 So I'll give you about a month.
00:21:51 You can prove you can handle yourself.
00:21:54 And if you survive, I'll get you up on my stage.
00:21:57 Sounds good?
00:21:58 Yes!
00:21:59 I'll do anything to sing.
00:22:01 So, when do I start?
00:22:04 How about now?
00:22:06 Now?
00:22:07 [cheering]
00:22:10 Hi, uh, Zara, right?
00:22:13 I'm Taylor. I'm the new server here.
00:22:15 Thank God, Kim finally got some help around here.
00:22:18 My new classes are harder than ever,
00:22:20 and the semester rush is killing me,
00:22:21 so take these to the corner table.
00:22:23 Oh, uh, is there no training or anything like that?
00:22:26 We're serving shitty beer to college kids.
00:22:28 Don't be an asshole and don't spill anything.
00:22:30 It's not rocket science.
00:22:32 Right.
00:22:35 Don't be an asshole and don't spill anything.
00:22:37 It's not rocket science.
00:22:39 Right.
00:22:40 Go on!
00:22:46 [music playing]
00:22:50 [music playing]
00:23:18 [sighs]
00:23:19 See? That wasn't so hard, was it?
00:23:24 Just stay on my good side and you'll be fine.
00:23:27 What happens when people get on your bad side?
00:23:29 They don't make the cut.
00:23:31 I'm assuming you're working at Kim's
00:23:32 because you want to be a singer, right?
00:23:34 Well, you gotta do the dirty work first.
00:23:37 No one's gonna treat you like a princess,
00:23:38 so don't act like one.
00:23:40 Got it?
00:23:41 Got it.
00:23:42 You will be running drinks tonight,
00:23:43 but eventually--
00:23:44 [bell rings]
00:23:47 [music playing]
00:23:50 Oh, my God.
00:24:03 Lord Travis Harrington is here.
00:24:05 What is a royal doing at a campus dive bar?
00:24:09 The royal family is, like, my biggest obsession.
00:24:12 And it's all because of Travis.
00:24:15 God, he's, like, the hottest guy in the world.
00:24:19 I knew he was going to OU,
00:24:20 but I didn't think I'd see him here.
00:24:23 Ooh, get it together, Zara.
00:24:26 Don't embarrass me.
00:24:28 Okay, no?
00:24:29 Hey, Taylor.
00:24:32 You all right?
00:24:33 Hi.
00:24:34 Taylor, you all right?
00:24:37 Hi.
00:24:38 You know him?
00:24:39 Yeah, we're roommates.
00:24:41 You're what?
00:24:42 Yeah.
00:24:43 Wait, you're the freshman from the OU gossip video?
00:24:46 Girl, everyone is talking about you.
00:24:48 They are?
00:24:49 What's up?
00:24:50 Miles.
00:24:51 Hey.
00:24:52 This is my American cousin from my mother's side.
00:24:54 Taylor, Miles.
00:24:55 Hi.
00:24:56 Hi.
00:24:57 I think we met at that frat party that night.
00:24:59 You have such a memorable face, Taylor.
00:25:02 I'm Zara.
00:25:04 Hello, Zara.
00:25:06 Uh, we'll take two scotches on the rocks, please.
00:25:09 You guys can take the corner table.
00:25:11 Taylor will check up on you in a minute.
00:25:13 All right.
00:25:14 Cheers.
00:25:15 Cheers.
00:25:16 When the fuck were you going to tell me you're tight with Travis Harrington?
00:25:20 Why are you even working here?
00:25:22 I needed the job.
00:25:23 I mean, it's not like we're besties.
00:25:26 He's just helping me out for a while.
00:25:28 Does this mean I'm on your good side?
00:25:30 Oh, yeah.
00:25:31 You're about to be employee of the fucking year.
00:25:34 Uh-oh.
00:25:35 Rich kids, 12 o'clock.
00:25:36 Honestly, I'm trying to get blacked out.
00:25:38 No, let's do it.
00:25:39 Can we get filler on Thursday?
00:25:41 No.
00:25:42 Oh, could I have a whiskey neat, please?
00:25:44 And a Cosmos for the ladies.
00:25:46 Coming right up.
00:25:48 Taylor.
00:25:49 Taylor, since when do you work here?
00:25:56 Since today.
00:25:57 Take a seat anywhere, we'll be right with you.
00:26:00 I'd rather have my drink now.
00:26:03 Fine.
00:26:04 Ugh.
00:26:05 No wonder the service sucks here.
00:26:07 They're hiring street rats.
00:26:08 Be nice to Taylor, Grace.
00:26:10 It's not her fault she's a pathetic, broke little hobo
00:26:13 who's desperate for her rich classmate's tips
00:26:16 because she doesn't want to end up on the street again.
00:26:19 Won't get any of ours, though.
00:26:21 Too bad.
00:26:22 I bet Lord Harrington already kicked her out of his place.
00:26:25 She's desperate for the extra cash.
00:26:27 Feel bad for Travis, though.
00:26:29 Who else would want to live with that?
00:26:31 Hmm.
00:26:32 Actually, things at Lord Harrington's mansions are fantastic.
00:26:36 He enjoys having me there.
00:26:38 And he's not petty.
00:26:40 Delus bitch.
00:26:42 Shh.
00:26:43 Hey, Taylor.
00:26:45 Lord Travis, where did you come from?
00:27:03 Corner booth. And yes, I heard everything.
00:27:07 First, you kicked Taylor out of the dorms, and now this.
00:27:11 I was just joking. I don't know what came over me.
00:27:14 Don't we just all forget about this?
00:27:16 No, I don't think so.
00:27:17 No, the real question is, do I send a tip about your little outrage to OU Gossa?
00:27:23 Or maybe the dean of the school?
00:27:26 Or, I know, I'll send it to every major tabloid.
00:27:29 The royal family has a very special relationship with the press.
00:27:33 I can see it now. Campus Karen freaks out on sweet service work.
00:27:39 Do you think they'll kick you out of school before or after you're cancelled?
00:27:45 No, please.
00:27:46 I'm sorry, Taylor.
00:27:51 Right. You harass Taylor again, and I will personally ruin your life before it even starts.
00:27:59 Okay?
00:28:00 Grace.
00:28:03 What the hell is going on here?
00:28:13 What the hell is going on here?
00:28:18 Kim, I—
00:28:19 Some underage assholes practically assaulted Taylor.
00:28:22 She kept it together, and Lord Harrington here helped.
00:28:26 Travis Harrington, lovely to meet you.
00:28:29 Taylor handled the situation perfectly, as did Zara.
00:28:33 Thank you, Lord Harrington.
00:28:34 Well, sounds like I did the right thing by hiring Miss Young here.
00:28:40 You definitely did. I also hear she's a fantastic musician.
00:28:44 Good to know. Zara, Taylor, great job tonight.
00:28:49 Lord Harrington, you're welcome back anytime.
00:28:53 Thank you very much.
00:28:55 Good.
00:28:56 Hey, I'm so sorry she did that. I got this for you.
00:29:07 Hey, thank you for having my backpack there.
00:29:21 I really don't think I could handle the humiliation of getting fired on my first day.
00:29:25 Well, that's what friends are for, right?
00:29:28 Right.
00:29:29 Hey.
00:29:43 Seriously? You're texting her right now?
00:29:46 What the fuck? You went ape shit on Taylor tonight. I need to apologize.
00:29:49 Unless you want to stay on Lord Travis's shit list.
00:29:51 I don't care about him.
00:29:53 Didn't see him that way at the bar.
00:29:55 Lord Travis is full of shit.
00:29:57 He's a royal. He knows better than to stick his nose in dumb, petty American drama.
00:30:01 But the real question here is, why are you defending Taylor?
00:30:05 Hmm?
00:30:06 I thought you wanted her ass shit back to Kansas, wherever the hell she's from.
00:30:10 I do. I just want to let her down easy.
00:30:12 I mean, she followed me all the way here. She's in love with me.
00:30:14 I don't want to destroy her feelings.
00:30:16 And what about my feelings?
00:30:18 Do I need to remind you that my father is Kappa Legacy?
00:30:24 He's this frat's biggest donor.
00:30:26 And if you treat me wrong, well, I could get you kicked out in two seconds.
00:30:31 Is that what you want?
00:30:33 Sorry, Gracie.
00:30:36 Of course I care about your feelings more than Taylor's.
00:30:40 Good.
00:30:42 Now, go fetch me a water with crushed ice and a glass straw and bring it to me in bed.
00:30:48 Idiot.
00:30:51 Um, right.
00:30:57 Right.
00:30:58 I'll leave the rest for you. Get the rest of that.
00:31:00 Thank you.
00:31:01 Of course. Get in a phone call.
00:31:03 Taylor, I made a huge mistake.
00:31:12 Taylor, I cannot believe you live here.
00:31:15 I'm actually in Lord Travis Harrington's mansion.
00:31:20 Zara, are you moving in as well?
00:31:25 No, I am just here to help Taylor get ready for a date with...
00:31:29 Girl stuff?
00:31:33 Girl stuff.
00:31:34 Girl stuff.
00:31:35 Girl stuff.
00:31:36 Yes.
00:31:37 Right.
00:31:38 I'll leave you to it then.
00:31:41 Thank you.
00:31:42 Why didn't you tell him you were going on a date with Caleb?
00:31:46 After everything that happened?
00:31:47 Please.
00:31:48 That's the thing with Caleb. It's not a date. It's a confrontation.
00:31:51 Really?
00:31:52 Yeah. Plus, Travis doesn't need to know. We're just friends.
00:31:56 Really?
00:31:58 Really, really.
00:31:59 Come on, I need your help.
00:32:01 Taylor, I cannot believe you live here.
00:32:06 I'm actually in Lord Travis Harrington's mansion.
00:32:11 Zara, are you moving in as well?
00:32:15 No, I am just here to help Taylor get ready for a date with...
00:32:20 Girl stuff?
00:32:23 Girl stuff.
00:32:24 Girl stuff.
00:32:25 Girl stuff.
00:32:26 Yes.
00:32:27 Right.
00:32:28 Yeah.
00:32:29 I'll leave you to it then.
00:32:30 Thank you.
00:32:34 Why didn't you tell him you were going on a date with Caleb?
00:32:36 After everything that happened?
00:32:38 Please.
00:32:39 That's the thing with Caleb. It's not a date. It's a confrontation.
00:32:42 Really?
00:32:43 Yeah. Plus, Travis doesn't need to know. We're just friends.
00:32:47 Really?
00:32:49 Really, really.
00:32:50 Come on, I need your help.
00:32:51 Girl, you weren't kidding when you said you needed my help.
00:32:56 I thought you dressed like this at work so you didn't ruin your good clothes.
00:32:59 If I wanted to get judged that hard, I would have called over Grace and Jenny.
00:33:03 You are so lucky. I'm incredibly stylish and willing to share.
00:33:07 Alright. Let's see.
00:33:11 It's going to be a lot of work, but...
00:33:15 But I have my tools.
00:33:17 [Music]
00:33:46 Holy shit. I really outdone myself.
00:33:49 Taylor?
00:34:03 Taylor?
00:34:08 Taylor?
00:34:11 Where are you going?
00:34:14 Um... out?
00:34:16 I gathered that.
00:34:17 Jesus, that dress.
00:34:20 Whose heart are you breaking tonight?
00:34:23 Well, if you must know, Caleb's. I'm meeting him for dinner tonight.
00:34:27 Taylor, please tell me you're only showing up in that devastating outfit to rip his heart out and stomp on it.
00:34:35 Travis, love. You don't need to worry about me.
00:34:38 You're not going to fall in love with him again, are you?
00:34:43 Goodbye, Travis.
00:34:44 [Music]
00:35:12 [Music]
00:35:38 Damn. I didn't think it was possible for you to look this hot.
00:35:41 Really, Caleb?
00:35:43 I'm being serious. You look sexy as hell.
00:35:45 You said you wanted to talk. Let's talk.
00:35:50 Yeah, I was going to ask if we can be friends again.
00:35:52 Well, that depends. Are you going to change your behavior?
00:35:55 Of course I will. Maybe even more than friends.
00:35:59 It's just complicated. Grace isn't your biggest fan, and her dad pulls all the strings at the cat park, so...
00:36:05 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just going to interrupt you right here.
00:36:08 You brought me here to tell me that we can't be friends anymore because of your what-new-girlfriend's dad?
00:36:14 No, no, no. I still want that. Just have to keep it a secret.
00:36:18 Could be kind of sexy sneaking around, no?
00:36:23 Oh my God. This was a huge mistake.
00:36:27 Taylor, wait, wait, wait. Can you at least put in a good word with Travis for me?
00:36:33 What did you just ask me? What did you just ask me?
00:36:37 Do you really think I'm going to put in a good word for you with Travis after how shitty you treated me?
00:36:43 He's a lord. He's got power and influence.
00:36:46 Need him at our parties, Taylor.
00:36:48 But he hates me because of you.
00:36:52 You are un-fucking-believable.
00:36:59 I mean, I don't know how I ever put up with your bullshit for all these years.
00:37:03 Travis hates you because you are a cowardly, shitty dickhead.
00:37:10 Our friendship is over. Don't ever talk to me again.
00:37:15 Don't you dare walk away from me, Taylor.
00:37:18 She said it's over.
00:37:20 She said it's over.
00:37:24 Travis, what are you doing here?
00:37:26 I'm a big fan of the place. Though I'm quite surprised to find you here.
00:37:31 Seems a bit out of your price range.
00:37:34 Right, could I get the manager, please?
00:37:38 Yeah. Excuse me, what's happening here?
00:37:40 This gentleman right here has been harassing my friend the entire night.
00:37:44 Wait, wait, wait. No, that's not what happened.
00:37:46 Please escort him off the premises.
00:37:47 That is not what happened. She harassed me.
00:37:49 What do you mean she harassed you? Are you kidding me?
00:37:52 Get out of here. Come on. Move. I said move. Get out.
00:37:56 Listen, Lord Harrington, I am very sorry about the disturbance.
00:38:00 Please have a seat. Dinner's on me.
00:38:03 That slap was amazing. I mean, just bloody brilliant.
00:38:11 Wait. What are you doing here?
00:38:15 And what's up with that old man hat?
00:38:19 Oh, yes, yes, right. So I might have put on a disguise and snuck into the restaurant.
00:38:26 You were spying on Caleb and I.
00:38:28 You were spying on Caleb and I.
00:38:35 No.
00:38:36 Taylor, that guy is a total dickhead. I knew he would do something.
00:38:42 So I just wanted to be here so I could...
00:38:44 To save me again? Oh, my duke in shining armor.
00:38:49 Right. Well, I was thinking more along the lines of beating the fuck out of him, but I see you've got that base covered.
00:38:58 So, you do this with all your friends?
00:39:02 Totally. Yeah. You should see my load of disguises. I've got plenty. I've got so many wigs.
00:39:13 Well, here's to finally kicking that jackass out of your life.
00:39:19 And hoping he never comes crawling back.
00:39:21 Oh, he won't. Not as long as I'm around.
00:39:24 [Music]
00:39:49 I'm not sure you did what for you. Oh, my God. If Lord Travis Harrington put on a disguise and followed me to a restaurant just to make sure my ex didn't fuck with me.
00:39:58 Yeah.
00:39:59 Oh, I'd be dropping my panties so fast.
00:40:01 What?
00:40:02 Sorry. It's the truth.
00:40:04 It was sweet, but it was just his way of being a good friend.
00:40:09 Yeah. Keep telling yourself that, girl.
00:40:13 Not the Lula Zara. I mean, okay. Look at the women he's dated. Heiress, model, socialite. Oh, princess of fucking Denmark.
00:40:22 I'm obsessed with the royal family, okay? I'm well aware of his dating history.
00:40:27 Yeah, well, then you of all people should understand. He'll never actually be interested in someone like me. And even if he miraculously did, it's not like his family would approve or anything.
00:40:37 Taylor, Taylor, your freshman fall is supposed to be wild and carefree and full of bad decisions.
00:40:44 Well.
00:40:45 You cannot keep wasting all your time worrying yourself sick about guys who make you question everything.
00:40:49 You cannot keep wasting all your time worrying yourself sick about guys who make you question everything.
00:40:57 Even if one of those guys is one of the hottest royals to ever—
00:41:01 Zara!
00:41:04 Oh, kidding. Kind of.
00:41:06 You know what you need? A girls' night out. We should go to Club Vortex tonight.
00:41:11 Isn't that club, like, super exclusive?
00:41:13 My homie Dante is working the door. You can definitely get us in.
00:41:16 You deserve a night to yourself. No Caleb, no Travis. Just us and whatever fine-ass men we manage to pick up in the club. You in?
00:41:25 Hmm. Okay, let's do it.
00:41:32 Damn, this line though. I'm so glad Dante's working tonight.
00:41:36 Seriously. Um, how do you know Dante again?
00:41:40 That's definitely not him.
00:41:42 That's definitely not him.
00:41:46 Um, hi. Is Dante working tonight?
00:41:49 No. He's sick.
00:41:51 Shit.
00:41:53 Well, we are really close personal friends. Do you mind if we just—
00:41:57 No.
00:41:58 Okay.
00:41:59 Back of the line.
00:42:00 But, I mean—
00:42:01 Back of the line or I throw you out permanently.
00:42:04 Boom!
00:42:05 Isn't that the girl who lives with Lord Travis?
00:42:09 Yeah, then where the hell is he now?
00:42:11 Hmm. He's probably already off with some girl.
00:42:13 I guess the makeover didn't work after all.
00:42:16 Honestly, I don't even know what he saw in her to begin with.
00:42:20 Right?
00:42:21 I know you two didn't think that you could just walk up here and get in, did you?
00:42:26 They're very particular about curating a certain vibe here. So no backwoods bitches allowed.
00:42:32 Then how are you gonna get in?
00:42:36 You three are next.
00:42:38 What? You're letting them in?
00:42:39 I can help you get in.
00:42:40 Beg for it.
00:42:42 No, I don't think that would be necessary.
00:42:46 [music]
00:42:57 No, I don't think that would be necessary.
00:42:59 [music]
00:43:15 Hi there. My name is—
00:43:18 I know who you are, man! I'm a big fan!
00:43:21 Oh!
00:43:23 Whoa.
00:43:25 Oh my.
00:43:26 That's you.
00:43:27 I love the Royals.
00:43:29 Um, well, me and my friends are here and we just wanted to go in if that's alright with you.
00:43:34 Absolutely. Get in there.
00:43:36 Great. Thank you so much.
00:43:38 Of course. Anytime.
00:43:39 Oh God.
00:43:40 Oh, and mate, if you could do me a favor, don't let any of those blokes in. They kind of ruin the vibe.
00:43:47 Anything for you, mate.
00:43:48 Wait, wait, wait. He's just kidding. We're Travis and I old friends. Isn't that right, mate?
00:43:53 Stop embarrassing yourself, dude.
00:43:56 [laughs]
00:43:57 Well, what do we do?
00:43:59 [cheering]
00:44:05 Thanks for getting us in.
00:44:06 And for getting those assholes kicked out.
00:44:09 [cheering]
00:44:11 Absolute pleasure.
00:44:12 [cheering]
00:44:16 Oh great. Seeing you both. But we've gotta go.
00:44:20 No, we just got here. What do you mean?
00:44:22 Sorry.
00:44:23 Girl's night.
00:44:24 My dance team always works.
00:44:26 He is fine. You gotta go dance with him.
00:44:43 What?
00:44:44 You gotta dance with him.
00:44:45 Oh! Oh!
00:44:46 [laughs]
00:44:47 Hey.
00:44:48 Hey yourself.
00:44:49 [music]
00:45:01 Fuckin' hell.
00:45:02 [music]
00:45:12 Oh my god.
00:45:13 Fuck.
00:45:15 [music]
00:45:26 You're jealous he's dancing with your girl, aren't you?
00:45:28 Oh, I don't get jealous. Right? I just never seen her dance like that.
00:45:32 She just looks absolutely smashing tonight.
00:45:35 [laughs]
00:45:36 Alright, cuz. We're in America. You can't say shit like smashing.
00:45:40 Second of all, if you want something, just go and take it.
00:45:44 You're an animal, Miles.
00:45:46 [clears throat]
00:45:47 Hey, Lord Travis. Can I buy you a drink?
00:45:53 I'm fine. Thanks.
00:45:55 [laughs]
00:45:56 Your shirt looks so soft.
00:45:59 I'm busy. Thanks.
00:46:01 Damn, girl. You got moves.
00:46:04 [laughs]
00:46:05 [music]
00:46:10 Damn, girl. You got moves.
00:46:12 [laughs]
00:46:13 What the hell, bro? Get your own girl.
00:46:17 Back off. We live together.
00:46:19 Oh, shit.
00:46:21 I didn't know you were taken.
00:46:23 Well, I mean...
00:46:24 [music]
00:46:33 What are you doing?
00:46:37 I don't know. I just couldn't think straight with you dancing like that.
00:46:40 Oh, you were jealous I was dancing with that guy, weren't you?
00:46:44 Why would I be jealous?
00:46:47 I'm the one taking you home tonight.
00:46:50 Home, finally.
00:46:52 Ugh.
00:46:53 Ugh. The couch.
00:46:55 Can't wait to sit down.
00:46:56 The room is spitting.
00:46:58 Am I dying?
00:47:00 No, I just think you had too many shots, love.
00:47:02 They were so good.
00:47:04 [laughs]
00:47:05 [music]
00:47:09 Woo!
00:47:10 Hi.
00:47:12 Why aren't you drunk?
00:47:15 I'm English, dear.
00:47:17 Huh.
00:47:19 Why am I here?
00:47:21 We could save the existential questions for when we're sober.
00:47:25 No, like, why am I here in this house?
00:47:28 I mean, you could have had any girl that you wanted.
00:47:32 What do you mean?
00:47:34 Come on. I've seen the kind of girls you dated.
00:47:37 And I'm not a model or an heiress or a princess.
00:47:42 [laughs]
00:47:44 Maybe I don't want that kind of girl.
00:47:46 [music]
00:47:54 Mm. Bed.
00:47:59 I need bed.
00:48:03 As you wish.
00:48:04 Shall I carry you there?
00:48:07 Mm-hmm.
00:48:08 All right.
00:48:09 Okay, down you go.
00:48:14 Ah.
00:48:18 Such a soft bed.
00:48:20 You have no idea how soft this bed is.
00:48:23 Mm. Here.
00:48:24 Try how soft it is.
00:48:26 Okay.
00:48:32 You're right.
00:48:33 This might be the softest bed I've ever felt.
00:48:36 Right?
00:48:37 Yeah.
00:48:38 Can I ask you a question?
00:48:49 I might regret this, but sure.
00:48:59 Do you really think two people like us could be just friends?
00:49:03 Do you really think two people like us could be just friends?
00:49:11 Well, I have given it some thought.
00:49:16 And, you know, I...
00:49:18 Taylor?
00:49:21 [music]
00:49:26 Goodnight, Taylor.
00:49:49 [music]
00:49:52 [groans]
00:49:54 [groans]
00:49:58 Ah. Good morning, sunshine.
00:50:02 I feel like shit.
00:50:05 I am never drinking again.
00:50:08 I am never drinking again.
00:50:12 Don't make promises you can't keep, love.
00:50:15 You should eat something. It'll make you feel better.
00:50:18 Mm.
00:50:19 If I as much as see a baked bean, I will hurl.
00:50:24 [chuckles]
00:50:25 Aggressively.
00:50:26 No, I was thinking more like, um, greasy American food.
00:50:31 [music]
00:50:38 [burps]
00:50:40 Mm.
00:50:44 Better?
00:50:47 Mm.
00:50:48 Much.
00:50:50 Do you know what I realized recently?
00:50:54 Is that we live together, yet I hardly know anything about you.
00:51:00 Besides the fact that you're a musician.
00:51:02 And make the perfect pancake.
00:51:03 And have terrible taste in men.
00:51:05 [laughs]
00:51:12 You know, for someone who barely knows me, you sure are comfortable talking shit.
00:51:18 Anyway, I should be the one asking you these questions.
00:51:23 My entire life is covered by the press. I'm an open book.
00:51:28 Yeah, but there must be some secrets that you never told, like, anyone.
00:51:33 Well...
00:51:34 Okay, there is one thing.
00:51:38 What is it?
00:51:39 Come on, what's your secret?
00:51:41 I'm a hopeless romantic.
00:51:45 Oh, come on.
00:51:47 No, it's true. And it's all my parents' fault, really.
00:51:50 So my father was a young lord, and my mother was an American studying abroad.
00:51:56 Though she didn't have any power or money.
00:51:59 And my grandparents didn't approve of that.
00:52:03 But I thought you said the royal family was strict about who you married.
00:52:07 I mean, that clearly didn't stop your father.
00:52:09 The crown gave my father hell for what he did.
00:52:12 The crown gave my father hell for what he did.
00:52:18 And that's also why he didn't want me to go through that either.
00:52:23 That's why I came to America.
00:52:25 What do you mean?
00:52:26 I wanted to find a love like theirs.
00:52:28 I knew it was real.
00:52:30 Even though I know it'll probably end in disaster.
00:52:36 Doesn't get more hopeless than that now, does it?
00:52:39 Oh. Um.
00:52:47 I gotta take this. It's Zara.
00:52:50 Yeah, sure.
00:52:51 Be cool, Taylor.
00:52:55 He's not talking about falling in love with you.
00:52:57 Did we almost kiss last night?
00:52:59 Yes. But it was because we were drunk.
00:53:02 Or, we were drunk.
00:53:05 Or, well, I was drunk.
00:53:08 He's your best friend. That's it.
00:53:11 Hey.
00:53:13 Lexa, hi. How are you? Good to see you.
00:53:15 Great.
00:53:16 How are you liking it here?
00:53:18 See?
00:53:19 Get a grip, Taylor.
00:53:20 How you doing?
00:53:21 It's fantastic. I love it.
00:53:23 Hey!
00:53:24 I see you made a new friend.
00:53:27 Yeah, um, Lexa, this is my roommate, Taylor.
00:53:30 Taylor, Lexa.
00:53:31 I'm the Chi Omega president.
00:53:34 I can't believe I'm meeting the famous Taylor.
00:53:36 I love OU Gossip, and you've been all over their page lately.
00:53:40 You're so lucky living with Travis.
00:53:42 I know!
00:53:44 The luckiest.
00:53:46 Yeah, we, um, we have a good thing going.
00:53:52 I didn't realize you two were so... close.
00:53:55 Crazy.
00:53:56 Isn't it?
00:53:57 So, anyway, I can give you my number,
00:53:59 and if you want to come to the Chi Omega party later,
00:54:01 it should be a fun time.
00:54:02 Yeah, yeah, right.
00:54:04 Here you are.
00:54:08 Text me.
00:54:13 Bye.
00:54:15 Bye.
00:54:16 What was that?
00:54:22 What?
00:54:23 You're the one who started talking to a hot sorority girl
00:54:26 like two seconds after I left.
00:54:28 Taylor.
00:54:30 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
00:54:33 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
00:54:37 I'm not jealous.
00:54:38 You can date whoever you want.
00:54:41 I'm suddenly feeling nauseous.
00:54:43 I think I'm going to walk to campus.
00:54:46 See ya.
00:54:59 Oh.
00:55:00 I'm so stupid.
00:55:04 I mean, I acted like a total jealous freak.
00:55:07 I gotta stop fooling myself into thinking Travis
00:55:11 could ever like me as more than a friend.
00:55:13 Bitch, good luck with that.
00:55:15 You live together, and he treats you like a queen.
00:55:19 You might still be in denial, okay, but I'm not.
00:55:22 I basically internet stalked the man for all of high school.
00:55:25 He likes you.
00:55:28 Oh.
00:55:29 Well, speaking of the devil.
00:55:33 Hey.
00:55:34 He's inviting you to a stoplight party.
00:55:38 He's inviting you to a stoplight party.
00:55:41 Those always end in the juiciest hookups.
00:55:44 What the hell is a stoplight party?
00:55:46 Everyone wears green, yellow, or red.
00:55:48 Green means you're DTF, yellow means you're open but not sure,
00:55:52 and red means you're taken.
00:55:53 Oh, it's that party that lexic girl invited him to.
00:55:57 He's probably only inviting me because I was just sitting there awkwardly.
00:56:01 I don't want to watch them flirt all night.
00:56:03 Don't stress about what Travis is doing.
00:56:05 Just show up looking hot as hell and DTF.
00:56:08 Do you think they're going to hook up?
00:56:10 Only one way to find out.
00:56:14 This is my lucky hoe dress.
00:56:16 Wear this, and you'll have guys begging at your feet.
00:56:20 Then Travis will be the jealous one.
00:56:22 Hmm.
00:56:23 Trust me.
00:56:24 Okay.
00:56:25 Just one thing.
00:56:27 What does DTF stand for?
00:56:28 Oh, down to fuck.
00:56:30 Oi!
00:56:41 What are you doing?
00:56:43 Come find me tonight.
00:56:45 I'll be wearing green just for you, winky face.
00:56:50 Dude.
00:56:51 You know Lex is hot shit on campus, right?
00:56:54 Super rich, too.
00:56:56 Just saying, I think you guys would look good together.
00:56:59 If you're not going to seal the deal with Taylor, you might as well hook up with Lexa.
00:57:03 Right.
00:57:04 Well, the thing is that I've already invited Taylor to the party, so...
00:57:09 Really?
00:57:14 A hot sorority president invites you to her hookup party,
00:57:19 so you ignore her and invite your roomie instead?
00:57:22 Listen, mate, it's not a big deal.
00:57:24 We're just friends.
00:57:25 Yeah, just friends. I know.
00:57:27 Dude, you told me about a hundred times already.
00:57:29 When are you going to admit it to yourself, dude?
00:57:31 You're lying to yourself.
00:57:33 Ugh.
00:57:43 Travis is already talking to Lexa.
00:57:45 So what? Go say hi.
00:57:47 No.
00:57:48 You look hot as hell tonight. Come on.
00:57:49 I'm having Caleb flashbacks.
00:57:51 But I thought you and Travis were just friends.
00:57:53 Yeah, well, so was Caleb and I.
00:57:58 Girl, you need to loosen up.
00:58:00 Don't move. I'll be back with drinks.
00:58:02 Keeping tabs on the roommate there.
00:58:08 It's none of your business, Miles.
00:58:10 Ooh, touchy.
00:58:12 You know why Lord Travis is wearing red tonight, don't you?
00:58:15 Yeah, because he's only interested in Lexa.
00:58:18 She invited him here. He wants to hook up with her.
00:58:21 Okay, I got it.
00:58:23 I thought you were smarter than that.
00:58:25 Excuse me?
00:58:26 Travis is wearing red tonight because he likes you.
00:58:29 Now, you can both deny it all you want, but it's fucking obvious.
00:58:35 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go flirt with your best friend.
00:58:39 Just go talk to him, Taylor.
00:58:43 Find out for yourself if Miles is telling the truth.
00:58:47 Hey, sexy.
00:58:49 You look nervous.
00:58:51 You should take this.
00:58:53 Um, no thanks. My friend is bringing me one.
00:58:57 You don't trust me?
00:58:59 You know, you should smile more.
00:59:01 Frowning like that makes you look like a real bitch.
00:59:03 Oh, yeah? Well, talking like that makes you seem like a real dumbass.
00:59:06 Ah, come on. Let's not fight.
00:59:08 Unless you're into that.
00:59:10 Not even a little bit.
00:59:12 Kind of seems like you are.
00:59:15 You are.
00:59:17 You touch her again, I'll break your bloody wrist.
00:59:21 You touch her again, I'll break your bloody wrist.
00:59:25 Jesus, man. I won't.
00:59:30 Rigid bitches shouldn't be allowed to wear green.
00:59:34 Don't let me see you talk to her again. Get out of here.
00:59:37 God, these assholes just think they can get whatever they want.
00:59:40 Are you okay?
00:59:42 Yeah.
00:59:43 Yeah?
00:59:44 Of course.
00:59:45 Could you really break his wrist?
00:59:47 Oh, easily.
00:59:48 Yeah, like I said, Royal Academy military trainee.
00:59:51 Impressive.
00:59:53 Well, getting in a fist fight with stupid little pricks is not a good move for me.
00:59:58 Not very becoming of a duke.
01:00:00 He's not worth it anyways.
01:00:02 Yeah, well, if he stares at you like that any longer, I'll punch his face in.
01:00:05 So let's get out of here, right?
01:00:13 So, why the red shirt?
01:00:16 Why the green?
01:00:18 Why the green?
01:00:20 Why do you care? I thought you only wanted to hook up with Lexa tonight.
01:00:23 I don't want Lexa.
01:00:25 Then what do you want?
01:00:27 What do you think?
01:00:29 God, you look amazing tonight.
01:00:34 But I'm sorry, green is not your color, love.
01:00:38 What about red?
01:00:43 That's my favorite color.
01:00:46 God, you're killing me, Taylor.
01:00:51 Remind me again why we decided to just be friends.
01:00:55 I... I can't remember right now.
01:00:59 Get the fuck off me!
01:01:04 That's Zara!
01:01:06 What's up? What you doing?
01:01:08 Get off of me! Hey!
01:01:10 Not you again.
01:01:12 You bitches are all the same.
01:01:14 Act like you want it and then you go all psycho.
01:01:16 Hey, I told you not to speak to her.
01:01:18 Yeah, man, back the fuck off.
01:01:19 Yeah, or what? He'll throw a scone at my head?
01:01:21 I was thinking more like this.
01:01:23 You guys get out of here. Go.
01:01:30 Yo, Travis, watch out!
01:01:32 What?
01:01:33 What are you doing?
01:01:35 Hey, are you okay?
01:01:50 Fine.
01:01:52 But I won't be when the videos come out.
01:01:55 This is exactly the thing that's not supposed to happen.
01:02:00 I can convince everyone to delete the videos,
01:02:03 but I'm gonna need something in return.
01:02:06 What is it?
01:02:09 Hey, Taylor.
01:02:13 Hey.
01:02:14 Are you and Zara okay?
01:02:15 Yeah, thanks to you.
01:02:17 What happened after we got out of there?
01:02:21 Okay, don't freak out, but...
01:02:27 Holy...
01:02:29 Travis, what the fuck?
01:02:31 I know.
01:02:32 I shouldn't have turned my back on that dickhead.
01:02:34 Rocky mistake.
01:02:36 I had to pay off, like, 15 wasted kids
01:02:39 just to convince them to delete the videos
01:02:41 or else OU Gossip would have me again.
01:02:44 Jesus.
01:02:45 What would have happened if the footage got leaked?
01:02:48 Every major British tabloid would have picked up the case.
01:02:51 I would have had to fly back to England just to do damage control.
01:02:55 Otherwise, the Crown would have my head.
01:02:58 That's...dramatic.
01:03:01 It's English politics.
01:03:04 Punching that dickhead was worth it, though.
01:03:06 That guy deserved much worse messing with my girl.
01:03:09 Mine.
01:03:14 Or mine.
01:03:20 [♪♪♪]
01:03:23 What is it?
01:03:43 Are you sure you want this, Travis?
01:03:47 I mean, we made a deal.
01:03:49 Fuck the deal.
01:03:51 I've never been more bloody sure of anything, Taylor.
01:03:54 It's just...
01:03:57 You can have any American girl you want.
01:04:02 You really want me.
01:04:04 Huh.
01:04:06 I thought I'd made myself pretty fucking obvious, but...
01:04:09 In the case that I didn't...
01:04:11 [♪♪♪]
01:04:15 [♪♪♪]
01:04:18 [sighs]
01:04:31 Travis.
01:04:33 [♪♪♪]
01:04:37 [♪♪♪]
01:04:40 [doorbell rings]
01:04:47 Is Travis here?
01:04:57 Um...
01:04:58 Hey, Travis!
01:05:00 Thanks for inviting me over.
01:05:03 So much for not wanting, Alexa.
01:05:06 Thanks for inviting me over.
01:05:08 Sorry, overslept. Come in, come in.
01:05:11 [door creaks]
01:05:15 I can explain.
01:05:20 You better.
01:05:22 Have a seat.
01:05:23 Thank you.
01:05:24 So, um...
01:05:26 What brings you here today?
01:05:28 Planning for the Kai-Oh date auction tomorrow night.
01:05:30 Travis agreed to be our hot ticket item.
01:05:34 Really?
01:05:36 It's for charity.
01:05:38 Whoever bids the most will win a date with the soon-to-be Duke himself.
01:05:42 I already know it's gonna be a fight to the death.
01:05:45 How cute.
01:05:48 Wait.
01:05:50 Taylor.
01:05:52 Are you okay with this?
01:05:54 Yep.
01:05:57 All good.
01:05:58 Well, I gotta get to class, so...
01:06:00 You two have fun.
01:06:03 Bye.
01:06:05 Right.
01:06:07 Oh, I have been looking forward to this.
01:06:19 Let's just get a bet it all on Lord Travis.
01:06:21 Too bad your pathetic tips at the bar won't be enough to bid against her.
01:06:25 She's got daddy's money.
01:06:27 Great to see the two of you again.
01:06:29 I heard you've been laying low since Travis humiliated you at the club.
01:06:33 Remember that?
01:06:35 And just a news flash.
01:06:36 I don't need to buy a night with Travis.
01:06:38 We already live together.
01:06:40 I could have a night with Lord Travis if I wanted.
01:06:43 And trust me, I would give him a night he would never forget.
01:06:48 Aw, Jenny.
01:06:49 I knew you were a bitch.
01:06:51 Didn't know you were delusional, too.
01:06:52 Jenny?
01:06:53 Oh, honey.
01:06:54 You're the delusional one.
01:06:56 At first you think Caleb loves you, and now you think Lord Travis likes you?
01:07:00 Let me guess.
01:07:01 You guys hooked up, right?
01:07:03 And you fell for his gorgeous British accent and flock of corgis?
01:07:08 Just wait until you realize you're just an easy, boring lay.
01:07:14 Have fun tomorrow night, Taylor.
01:07:19 You'll be crying eating ice cream alone on the couch while Alexa is banging in Lord Travis' bed.
01:07:25 You can probably hear them through the wall.
01:07:27 Enjoy the mint chip.
01:07:29 I'm impressed with your work, Taylor.
01:07:39 Yeah?
01:07:40 I think you're ready.
01:07:41 We're hosting an open mic next week.
01:07:43 Do you want to sing?
01:07:45 It's the perfect chance for you to show me what you got.
01:07:49 Kim, I would love to.
01:07:52 Thank you so much.
01:07:53 Of course.
01:07:54 Look at you go.
01:07:56 You're going to be singing in no time.
01:07:59 All right, Crock.
01:08:01 You've been acting weird all night.
01:08:03 Travis and I hooked up.
01:08:08 Shit, I knew it.
01:08:11 I knew it.
01:08:13 Travis and I hooked up.
01:08:17 Shit, I knew it.
01:08:20 I knew it.
01:08:22 Oh, God.
01:08:24 Was he that bad in bed?
01:08:25 No, no, the opposite.
01:08:27 But he told me he liked me and then he agreed to be in Lex's stupid Cayo date.
01:08:35 I don't know.
01:08:36 I mean, he clearly has no interest in being exclusive.
01:08:39 You don't know that, Taylor.
01:08:41 What if he's being forced into it or something?
01:08:43 Yeah, maybe he just already moved on.
01:08:46 I mean, what if he never really liked me at all?
01:08:48 Taylor, I think you should ask him for yourself.
01:08:51 [doorbell rings]
01:08:52 Taylor, we need to talk.
01:08:57 Here.
01:08:59 Take the corner booth and don't tell Kim.
01:09:01 Thanks.
01:09:03 Come on.
01:09:04 I wanted to explain what happened last night.
01:09:12 And I also wanted to tell you that I don't regret last night.
01:09:16 Okay, well, that's just great to hear, Travis.
01:09:19 I'm serious.
01:09:20 I meant what I said.
01:09:22 And some stupid date auction isn't going to change that.
01:09:24 Yeah, well, it's not stupid to me, okay?
01:09:26 I know that you date a lot of women.
01:09:29 And I know that a nobody like me should feel oh so lucky to be another notch in Lord Harrington's bed frame.
01:09:35 But last night, it meant more to me than that.
01:09:38 It meant something to me, too, Taylor.
01:09:40 Then why are you doing the auction?
01:09:42 Hmm?
01:09:43 Well, remember when I said that I had to pay off those kids to get the videos from the party deleted?
01:09:52 Yeah.
01:09:53 That wasn't exactly true.
01:09:57 That wasn't exactly true.
01:10:01 I, um...
01:10:03 Lexa agreed to do it.
01:10:05 If I participated in the auction.
01:10:09 It's truly the only reason I'm still here, not doing damage control in England like—
01:10:13 So you lied to me.
01:10:15 Sorry.
01:10:19 But do you know why it was so important for me to stay here?
01:10:24 It's because of you.
01:10:31 So, Lexa cut a deal with Travis just so she could win a date with him at the auction?
01:10:36 Ew.
01:10:37 She's more desperate than I thought.
01:10:39 I have to bid on him.
01:10:40 I have to be the one who wins that date.
01:10:42 Then fight for him.
01:10:43 Duh.
01:10:44 Hi.
01:10:45 I think between my savings and my tips from the bar, I probably have like, um, a thousand dollars.
01:10:52 Do you think that's enough?
01:10:54 Uh, no, no.
01:10:55 Probably not.
01:10:56 But you can try.
01:10:57 Wish me luck.
01:10:59 Ah, I love it.
01:11:07 Girl, you look hot as a fuck.
01:11:10 All thanks to you.
01:11:12 Ah.
01:11:13 I'm so glad you're here.
01:11:15 I'm so glad you're here.
01:11:17 I'm so glad you're here.
01:11:19 All thanks to you.
01:11:22 Too bad I'm gonna walk away a loser tonight.
01:11:25 Not if I can help it.
01:11:29 It's another thousand.
01:11:30 You can pay me back later.
01:11:32 I'm just so tired of seeing bitches like Jenna and Lexa come out on top.
01:11:37 Thank you.
01:11:40 Of course.
01:11:42 Alrighty.
01:11:43 Go get your man.
01:11:44 Let's find my man.
01:11:47 Okay.
01:11:50 Riverboat vibes?
01:11:53 You know, I'm surprised that you two decided to show your faces tonight.
01:11:57 Isn't it painful being too poor to participate?
01:12:01 Oh, your jokes are getting boring, Jenny.
01:12:04 Come up with something more original and then get back to us, sweetie.
01:12:08 Hey, ladies.
01:12:15 Who's ready for the auction?
01:12:16 Excited for you to win your big date with Travis.
01:12:19 Me too.
01:12:20 There's really, like, no competition.
01:12:24 Alright, welcome to the 10th Annual Chi Omega Charity Date Auction.
01:12:30 Bid high, ladies.
01:12:31 This is going to a great cause.
01:12:33 Now, let's give it up for our first sexy stud, a British babe who needs no introduction at all,
01:12:39 Lord Travis Harrington.
01:12:41 Woo!
01:12:44 Let's start the bidding at $100.
01:12:48 $500.
01:12:51 $1,000.
01:12:57 $1,000.
01:12:59 Oh.
01:13:01 Do I hear $1,500?
01:13:03 What about $1,500?
01:13:05 $1,500.
01:13:08 Do it.
01:13:09 Bet it all.
01:13:10 $2,000.
01:13:13 You're embarrassing yourself, Taylor.
01:13:17 Everyone knows that a waitress can't afford that bid.
01:13:20 Do I hear $3,000?
01:13:24 $3,000.
01:13:29 What about $4,000?
01:13:31 $4,000 for Lord Travis?
01:13:33 Go ahead, Taylor.
01:13:34 Bid again.
01:13:35 Oh, wait.
01:13:36 You can't.
01:13:38 Give it up, bitch.
01:13:39 You've already lost Caleb, and now you're going to lose Lord Travis, too.
01:13:44 $4,000.
01:13:52 $4,000.
01:13:53 What the hell?
01:13:54 Aren't you his cousin?
01:13:55 Ew.
01:13:56 I'm not betting for myself.
01:13:57 Don't worry.
01:14:00 $5,000.
01:14:03 $20,000.
01:14:06 What?
01:14:08 What the fuck?
01:14:09 $20,000 going once.
01:14:11 Going twice.
01:14:13 Lord Travis Harrington sold for $20,000 to--
01:14:17 Miles Tate?
01:14:19 I'm betting on behalf of Taylor Young, as per Travis' request.
01:14:23 What?
01:14:26 Taylor Young, come up and get your man.
01:14:29 That's not even fair.
01:14:31 That's, like, actually cheating.
01:14:33 $20,000?
01:14:35 Are you crazy?
01:14:36 Wasting all their money?
01:14:37 Waste?
01:14:38 No, it was well worth it, if you ask me.
01:14:47 Woo!
01:14:49 Yeah!
01:14:53 Woo!
01:14:54 She's a fucking bitch.
01:14:56 Woo, woo, woo.
01:14:57 Yeah!
01:15:02 God, she's so fucking lucky.
01:15:04 I would literally kill to be her.
01:15:06 Yeah, well, she looks like a princess, and we look like idiots.
01:15:09 Tracy, baby, you're not an idiot.
01:15:11 Caleb, shut it!
01:15:12 How does it feel to be the belle of the ball?
01:15:14 Pretty fucking incredible.
01:15:17 Ew.
01:15:21 Now if you'll excuse us.
01:15:35 Oh, my God.
01:15:36 Is that Eloise Beck?
01:15:38 Oh, my God.
01:15:39 Is that the princess of Denmark?
01:15:43 She dated Travis.
01:15:45 No way.
01:15:46 I heard it was pretty serious, too.
01:15:47 Oh, my God.
01:15:51 What is your ex doing here?
01:15:54 Oh, sweetie, I'm not his ex.
01:15:58 I'm his fiancée.
01:16:01 Brilliant.
01:16:03 You fucking cut it.
01:16:05 What?
01:16:06 I can explain.
01:16:07 I promise.
01:16:09 I swear I can.
01:16:18 Travis?
01:16:21 What did she mean by fiancée?
01:16:29 Listen, it wasn't my choice.
01:16:36 So it's true, then.
01:16:45 Unlock the door!
01:16:50 Unlock the door!
01:16:54 Wait.
01:16:55 The engagement isn't official yet.
01:16:57 But if my father has his way, it will be soon.
01:16:59 Let's just get back in the car.
01:17:00 I can explain.
01:17:01 You lied to me, Travis.
01:17:02 Again.
01:17:03 No.
01:17:04 I never wanted any of this.
01:17:06 I came to America to escape it.
01:17:08 I should have never moved in with you.
01:17:10 I should have never said we could be friends.
01:17:12 God, you even told me that you'd break my heart and I didn't listen.
01:17:16 You just kissed me.
01:17:19 In front of everyone.
01:17:20 I mean, you made me look like some sort of stupid homewrecker.
01:17:24 Is this all I get to you, huh?
01:17:28 No.
01:17:29 Did you get your little American dream?
01:17:30 Well, congratulations!
01:17:31 I am living in a total nightmare!
01:17:34 Taylor, just--
01:17:35 No, don't touch me!
01:17:41 I don't ever want to see you again.
01:17:44 But, Taylor, I love you.
01:17:50 I love you.
01:17:58 You love me?
01:17:59 Yes.
01:18:03 How can I trust anything you say?
01:18:06 This was real for me.
01:18:09 It is real.
01:18:11 I swear.
01:18:12 Yeah.
01:18:17 But just for me.
01:18:27 God.
01:18:28 Travis!
01:18:33 What are you doing here?
01:18:35 God, you're starting to speak like a peasant.
01:18:37 I will not have you marry one!
01:18:40 You need to come home, Travis.
01:18:42 No fucking way.
01:18:44 You need to come home, Travis.
01:18:45 No fucking way.
01:18:46 Don't talk that way to me.
01:18:48 Boy, the royal family has arranged for this engagement.
01:18:51 You will not back out.
01:18:52 I thought we had something special.
01:18:54 We had a drunken one-night stand in Ibiza.
01:18:57 You begged your father to threaten the king that if I dumped you, you would destroy our country's relationships.
01:19:04 That is not true.
01:19:05 I would never.
01:19:06 I'm sure it isn't, my dear.
01:19:07 If you don't come back to England with me, I'm kicking you out of the royal family myself.
01:19:14 My dear?
01:19:19 Hmm.
01:19:20 Did I ruin your American dream?
01:19:22 Did you want to marry this sad little small-town girl?
01:19:25 Do you love her?
01:19:29 Do you love her?
01:19:30 Fuck off.
01:19:31 You lied to her!
01:19:34 You're not my fiancé.
01:19:35 And you never will be.
01:19:37 I had something special with Taylor, and you just showed up and ruined it.
01:19:41 Grow up, Travis.
01:19:43 You're going to be a fucking duke one day.
01:19:46 And in case you've forgotten, I'm the princess of Denmark.
01:19:50 You belong with royalty and not some naive American baby.
01:19:53 So you're here to what?
01:19:56 Manipulate me into proposing to you?
01:20:00 Sorry.
01:20:01 No, that's not going to happen.
01:20:07 You know what kind of power I have.
01:20:10 You're not choosing her over me.
01:20:15 I already have.
01:20:18 By the way, I do love her.
01:20:23 I'll make bloody sure she knows it.
01:20:26 I mean, this whole fucking time you had a fiancé, I-- how could I be so stupid?
01:20:36 You're not stupid, babe.
01:20:38 Travis's feelings for you were real.
01:20:41 I mean, I saw it.
01:20:43 Miles saw it.
01:20:44 Hell, everyone saw it.
01:20:46 Why do you think all the bitter bitches at school have been trying so hard to tear y'all down?
01:20:51 Yeah, well, if his feelings were real, then-- then why did he do this to me, huh?
01:20:57 I mean, why did he tell me he loved me?
01:21:01 Girl, you know I love the royals, but they can be fucking crazy.
01:21:05 So if he's saying that his dad is forcing him to marry Eloise, I believe it.
01:21:11 And as for the "I love you" thing, he said it because it's true.
01:21:17 No, truthfully, I'm a royal, so who I marry isn't really up to me.
01:21:24 No, it's all about power plays and diplomacy.
01:21:32 And if I had to guess, I'd say you love him too?
01:21:40 And if I had to guess, I'd say you love him too?
01:21:46 Don't go falling in love with me, okay?
01:21:49 Just roommates, just friends. Deal?
01:21:58 You were jealous I was dancing with that guy, weren't you?
01:22:02 Why would I be jealous? I'm the one taking you home tonight.
01:22:07 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
01:22:10 I'm not jealous. You can date whoever you want.
01:22:14 Remind me again why we decided to just be friends.
01:22:17 I can't remember right now.
01:22:20 Fine, yeah, I do. I love him.
01:22:27 What am I supposed to do about it?
01:22:30 Seriously? You go get your man.
01:22:34 Yeah.
01:22:36 Travis? Tra-
01:22:39 Travis? Tra-
01:22:45 The famous Taylor Young.
01:22:52 Eloise? Where's Travis?
01:22:54 Oh, he didn't tell you? I thought you two were close.
01:22:59 I know you're trying to intimidate me, but it won't work.
01:23:03 Travis told me the truth about you.
01:23:05 Oh, I bet he did.
01:23:08 Did he also tell you that his dad came here tonight?
01:23:13 Or did he tell you that the Duke himself threatened to kick him out of the family
01:23:20 if he didn't jump on a plane immediately?
01:23:24 I'm sorry, Taylor. He went back to England.
01:23:30 How'd it go? Did you tell him yet?
01:23:47 What is it? Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:23:50 Not yet. What? What do you mean?
01:23:52 Where are you? Um...
01:23:55 I'm kind of on a plane to London.
01:23:57 Like the Queen? What?
01:24:00 What about the open mic? It's tomorrow.
01:24:02 I know, but- I'm gonna get me a souvenir.
01:24:05 I have to follow Travis.
01:24:08 Oh, I gotta go. We're about to take off.
01:24:12 Call me as soon as you land.
01:24:15 That's crazy. I know!
01:24:18 Why is your clothes- Oh.
01:24:21 Why is your clothes- Oh.
01:24:24 Um, hi. Hi.
01:24:26 Um, have you heard from Taylor?
01:24:28 Dude, she's on a plane to England, bro.
01:24:30 What do you mean she's on a plane to England?
01:24:33 She thought you left. She went to your house to tell you.
01:24:36 Eloise.
01:24:38 Fuck.
01:24:40 Right.
01:24:42 Taylor, please pick up. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
01:24:46 Goddammit.
01:24:48 Well, if you hear from her...
01:24:52 Tell her I'm on my way.
01:24:55 Duke Harrington. Taylor Young.
01:25:01 You and I, we'd love a little chat.
01:25:05 Taylor, it's lovely to meet you.
01:25:08 What are you doing to my son?
01:25:11 Uh, nice to meet you.
01:25:14 Um, is Travis here?
01:25:16 He's still in America, dear.
01:25:18 What?
01:25:19 He refused to come back to England.
01:25:21 He was willing to give up his place as Lord as part of the royal family.
01:25:25 All because of you.
01:25:27 So what is it?
01:25:29 You blackmailing him. You want money?
01:25:32 I'll give you anything.
01:25:33 No. Not at all. I-
01:25:37 Duke Harrington, with all due respect, I-
01:25:40 I love him.
01:25:42 Taylor.
01:25:44 Hi.
01:25:46 I love him.
01:25:49 Taylor.
01:25:51 Travis.
01:25:53 I love you.
01:25:59 I love you, Taylor.
01:26:01 Did you really come all the way here just for me?
01:26:04 You should have known I never would have left your side.
01:26:08 Father, this is what I want.
01:26:11 This is why I couldn't leave America.
01:26:13 And exactly why I couldn't propose to Elerise.
01:26:17 You can't be with Taylor and become a respectable duke, Travis.
01:26:21 Well, why not?
01:26:23 You did, didn't you?
01:26:25 Yes, but- but it was hard. People were cruel.
01:26:31 We got through it.
01:26:33 Just like Taylor and Travis will.
01:26:36 For what it's worth, you have my blessing.
01:26:39 Thank you, Mother.
01:26:41 Father, I want to take over for you one day.
01:26:45 I want to marry, become the duke.
01:26:48 But I have to do it on my own terms.
01:26:52 Would you let me?
01:26:54 I have to do it on my own terms.
01:27:00 Would you let me?
01:27:02 Yes, you may.
01:27:04 I can see that this love is real.
01:27:09 Who am I to tear that apart?
01:27:14 Welcome to the family, Mother.
01:27:17 Thank you.
01:27:18 Thank you.
01:27:20 Darling, is that me?
01:27:23 So, I'm going to propose to you.
01:27:29 So, what are we waiting for? We have to go.
01:27:34 What? Where are we going?
01:27:35 Back to America. The open mic is tonight and we can't miss it.
01:27:38 How do you know about that?
01:27:40 How do you think?
01:27:42 Zara.
01:27:43 Mm-hmm. Well, let's go. Let's hop on the private jet.
01:27:46 Travis! You can't do this to me! You can't break up with me!
01:27:51 She's nothing and I'm the fucking princess!
01:27:54 I'm sorry, Elerise. It was never going to happen.
01:27:57 And by the way, Denmark sounds made up.
01:28:01 Travis!
01:28:03 Travis!
01:28:07 Run backstage while Pop can follow you in.
01:28:12 Okay.
01:28:13 Thank you.
01:28:16 Taylor, wait.
01:28:19 Caleb, what the hell do you want now?
01:28:21 I miss you so much, Tay.
01:28:24 I'm so sick of being stuck with Grace and her whiny friends.
01:28:27 And I know you miss me too.
01:28:30 Sorry, bro.
01:28:34 Not gonna happen.
01:28:36 Caleb, that ship has sailed.
01:28:40 Goodbye forever now.
01:28:42 I wish I was a fucking Duke.
01:28:54 K.O.U. babes. Major news from across the pond.
01:28:58 Lord Travis kicked the princess of Denmark to the curb.
01:29:02 Like, literally.
01:29:03 And then he ran off into the sunset with none other than Taylor Young.
01:29:08 Unbelievable.
01:29:10 She gets the hottest royal live and what do we get?
01:29:13 She's probably a shitty singer.
01:29:15 At least we get to watch her choke tonight.
01:29:17 Travis is gonna be so mortified that he dumps her on the spot.
01:29:22 Excuse me.
01:29:23 That is my son's future wife you're talking about.
01:29:27 Duke Harrington.
01:29:29 Duchess.
01:29:30 We were...
01:29:32 We were just... We were joking.
01:29:34 No, like, Taylor...
01:29:36 We're old friends with Taylor, so we joke around like that, like, all the time.
01:29:41 Duke Harrington, it's an honor to meet you.
01:29:44 My father will be delighted we met.
01:29:46 He's kept a legacy.
01:29:50 I don't give a rat's ass who your father is.
01:29:53 If you two don't leave my sight, I will personally have you kicked out of the school.
01:30:00 If you two don't leave my sight, I will personally have you kicked out of the school.
01:30:08 Sorry.
01:30:11 How does it feel to piss off the royal family?
01:30:19 You won't believe what happened to me.
01:30:21 I'm done being your punching bag, Grace.
01:30:25 It's over.
01:30:27 Are you kidding me?
01:30:31 Get out of here.
01:30:33 Jenny!
01:30:35 Break a leg, mom.
01:30:48 Hi.
01:30:49 This one goes out to Travis Harrington.
01:30:52 Love of my life.
01:30:55 [Music]
01:30:57 [Music]
01:31:01 Shine, you make it shine
01:31:06 Shine, you make me shine
01:31:13 I just won't be looking back no more
01:31:21 Yesterday is not an open door
01:31:30 Chains that used to hold me back
01:31:35 Are falling at my feet
01:31:38 The darkness tried to take me down
01:31:42 But don't have a hold on me
01:31:48 Shine, you make it shine
01:31:56 Shine, you make me shine
01:32:01 Shine, you make me shine
01:32:09 Bloody hell. I knew you were talented, but that was brilliant.
01:32:20 I love you so much.
01:32:22 I love you.
01:32:24 I wanted to ask you something.
01:32:27 Taylor Young, would you do the honors of marrying me?
01:32:34 Travis, are you sure?
01:32:40 More sure than I am of anything in this world.
01:32:43 I think we can really work.
01:32:47 Once I become the Duke, I want you right back.
01:32:52 Duke, I want you right by my side.
01:32:55 What do you say?
01:32:57 Yes!
01:33:00 Say it loud
01:33:04 Yeah!
01:33:17 I'm coming to take the longest trip with you
01:33:22 One that starts right here in the way you say I do
01:33:28 From Mary Hall to Brienne to Dryden
01:33:32 To Grand Marais and up the mountainside
01:33:35 We'll keep chasing
01:33:37 We'll keep chasing
01:33:39 I'm coming to take the longest trip with you
01:33:42 One that starts right here in the way you say I do
01:33:47 From Mary Hall to Brienne to Grand Marais and up the mountainside
01:33:53 We'll keep chasing