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00:00:00 [MUSIC]
00:00:04 Oak Hill University, my home for the next four years.
00:00:08 I had big dreams of running away to Nashville and becoming a musician,
00:00:12 but I'll put them all on hold to follow him.
00:00:15 [MUSIC]
00:00:18 Caleb Owens, my childhood best friend and the love of my life.
00:00:22 >> Taylor, hey.
00:00:23 >> He always said we'd end up together one day.
00:00:25 >> I can't believe you're actually here.
00:00:27 >> I know.
00:00:28 >> Now that we're both at OU, there's nothing keeping us apart.
00:00:32 [MUSIC]
00:00:34 >> Coming through.
00:00:35 >> Coming through.
00:00:36 >> Coming through.
00:00:37 >> Wait, is he actually coming here?
00:00:38 >> Oh, yeah. Rumors are true.
00:00:40 >> The whole school is freaking out about it.
00:00:43 >> Hey, OU babe, I have the juiciest news.
00:00:46 Hot Royal Playboy, Lord Travis Harrington, is studying in America on our campus.
00:00:53 Rumor has it he's single. Call me.
00:01:00 >> Lord Travis is coming to the party we're throwing at the Capitol House tonight.
00:01:03 >> Oh.
00:01:04 >> You should drop by.
00:01:07 I have something I want to tell you.
00:01:10 >> We'll miss you, sweetheart.
00:01:12 >> If you do one year at university, then come home.
00:01:15 You have duties or our family's counting on you.
00:01:18 And don't let your Dominican cousin talk you into anything stupid.
00:01:23 >> Oh, don't worry, Father. I'm just going to have a little fun.
00:01:27 [MUSIC]
00:01:45 [MUSIC]
00:01:52 >> Oh.
00:01:53 >> Hi.
00:01:59 >> So, you're our new suite mate.
00:02:01 >> Grace and Jenny, right?
00:02:04 >> I'm Taylor.
00:02:13 >> Are you guys also going to that capa party tonight?
00:02:17 >> Of course we are.
00:02:19 You're not wearing that, are you?
00:02:22 >> Yes.
00:02:25 >> You're better off staying home, then.
00:02:27 >> Like, literally.
00:02:29 >> It's like a goodwill demonstration.
00:02:31 [MUSIC]
00:02:42 >> Hey.
00:02:44 Great party.
00:02:46 >> Thanks, Taylor. I'm glad you came.
00:02:48 >> So, what was it that you wanted to tell me?
00:02:51 >> This is it. The moment I've been waiting for.
00:02:54 After all these years, Caleb is finally going to ask me out.
00:02:58 >> Taylor.
00:02:59 >> Mm-hmm.
00:03:01 >> I want you...
00:03:05 to meet my girlfriend, Grace.
00:03:10 [MUSIC]
00:03:22 >> I -- I -- I'm sorry.
00:03:26 Where --
00:03:28 >> Oh, shit! It's Lord Travis!
00:03:33 >> I can't. I literally can't with that.
00:03:40 [MUSIC]
00:03:50 >> Yo, what's up, man?
00:03:52 >> How you doing?
00:03:54 >> God, he's so sexy and mega rich.
00:03:57 And that accent.
00:03:59 >> The key is mine, okay?
00:04:01 [MUSIC]
00:04:08 >> Ladies, ladies. Give my man some room to breathe.
00:04:13 >> Hi.
00:04:14 >> I should have brought the royal guard.
00:04:17 >> I've seen the way you operate across the pond.
00:04:19 >> Oh, I'm Travis, and I sleep with a different girl, like, every other week.
00:04:24 >> Come on, dude, this must be like heaven to you.
00:04:30 >> I don't know about that.
00:04:34 >> Oh!
00:04:36 You actually call this beer?
00:04:38 >> Come on, dude. You're half American.
00:04:40 You're going to have to learn to appreciate it.
00:04:42 All right. So you see anything you like yet?
00:04:47 >> Yeah, some alcohol that doesn't taste like complete shite.
00:04:52 >> Oh!
00:04:54 [MUSIC]
00:04:58 >> Oh!
00:05:00 >> Gosh darn it! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
00:05:04 >> You're fine. You're fine. I'll go clean it off.
00:05:09 >> Nice job, Romy.
00:05:11 >> Lord Harrington's first night in America, and some hillbilly spilled shitty beer water all over him.
00:05:15 >> It was an accident.
00:05:17 [MUSIC]
00:05:24 >> Oh. Jealous, Taylor?
00:05:27 >> You know, maybe you could have been with Caleb.
00:05:31 If he hadn't shown up here like you were fresh off the farm.
00:05:34 Or commune, really.
00:05:36 It's a classic story.
00:05:38 He's the football star, she's the cheerleader, and you're the invisible geek who will never get the guy.
00:05:44 [MUSIC]
00:05:48 >> Oi! Can I help you, love?
00:05:51 [MUSIC]
00:06:01 >> Can I help you, love?
00:06:03 >> I'm so sorry! I...
00:06:05 >> Oi!
00:06:07 Are you okay?
00:06:09 I'm not upset with you.
00:06:11 I actually thought it was a stupid shirt anyway.
00:06:14 Kind of makes me look like a pirate.
00:06:16 >> No, um, I'm good.
00:06:19 I'm great.
00:06:21 >> Has anyone ever told you you're a terrible liar?
00:06:26 Well, I was trained at the Royal Nursery Academy, so if someone hurt you, I could definitely kick their ass.
00:06:33 >> Thanks, but...
00:06:35 It's nothing. I...
00:06:38 My first night of college isn't really going how I planned it, so...
00:06:42 >> That is mine, love.
00:06:45 I'm not that mad about it.
00:06:47 >> So you're not having second thoughts about coming to America?
00:06:51 >> Not at the moment, no.
00:06:53 [MUSIC]
00:06:58 >> Hey, man, I got you another...
00:07:00 Whoa! Am I interrupting something?
00:07:02 >> No, no! I'm sorry!
00:07:04 I'm sorry! My bad! No, no, no!
00:07:06 Go ahead! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
00:07:08 Sorry again! Yeah!
00:07:10 Sorry!
00:07:12 >> You own up, man. Just give me the...
00:07:14 >> God, I wish Taylor never followed me here.
00:07:18 >> She's like a sad little dog begging for scraps.
00:07:20 Was she always like this?
00:07:22 >> Yeah. Ever since we were kids.
00:07:25 She's so fucking needy.
00:07:29 She's so fucking needy. You know, she never even tried to make other friends or date other guys.
00:07:33 She's always been low-key obsessed with me.
00:07:35 >> Low-key? Talk about high-key.
00:07:38 Did you see her face when you said "girlfriend"?
00:07:40 She basically had a fucking aneurysm.
00:07:42 >> Hey, at least she'll do anything I say.
00:07:44 It's like we get a free servant.
00:07:46 She can grab us coffee and do our homework.
00:07:48 >> Genius.
00:07:50 Now fuck me.
00:07:52 >> All right.
00:07:54 >> This is supposedly my best friend.
00:07:56 How can he be so two-faced?
00:07:58 [ Music ]
00:08:10 >> Unbelievable.
00:08:12 [ Music ]
00:08:25 >> Here comes our servant.
00:08:26 >> Ew.
00:08:27 >> Thanks, Tay.
00:08:29 You're a lifesaver.
00:08:30 >> Just for you? Just the way you like it.
00:08:36 Oops.
00:08:37 I forgot something.
00:08:39 I'm done with your bullshit, Taylor.
00:08:43 >> What the fuck, Taylor?
00:08:45 >> I heard what you said about me at the party.
00:08:47 >> I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
00:08:49 Stop being a fucking drama queen.
00:08:51 >> Oh, yeah? Does this ring a bell?
00:08:52 >> God, I wish Taylor never followed me here.
00:08:54 She's like a sad little dog begging for scrap.
00:08:57 >> Hey, at least she'll do anything I say.
00:08:59 It's like we get a free servant.
00:09:01 She can grab us coffee and do our homework.
00:09:03 >> How could you do this to me?
00:09:05 We were best friends for 15 years.
00:09:07 How could you say those things about me?
00:09:08 >> Yeah, I was your best friend.
00:09:10 You weren't mine.
00:09:15 >> Wow.
00:09:16 Fucking prick, aren't you?
00:09:18 >> Excuse me?
00:09:19 >> Ah!
00:09:23 >> Taylor!
00:09:29 >> Yeah, easy, buddy.
00:09:30 Remember who you're talking to.
00:09:36 >> Hey, wait.
00:09:38 >> That was legendary back there.
00:09:40 I mean, just totally badass.
00:09:43 If I'd have known Caleb would have been such an ass to you,
00:09:45 I never would have talked to him.
00:09:47 >> Why?
00:09:48 You don't even know me.
00:09:50 >> Well, you seem cool.
00:09:53 And genuinely nice.
00:09:56 Not like those frat dickheads.
00:09:58 >> Thanks?
00:10:00 >> Let me start over.
00:10:02 I'm -- >> Lord Travis Harrington III.
00:10:05 Duke of Wellington.
00:10:06 >> That's Wellington, actually, but --
00:10:08 >> Well, everyone knows who you are, so.
00:10:14 Taylor Young.
00:10:17 >> Call me Travis.
00:10:18 >> Nice to meet you, officially.
00:10:22 >> Well, I got to get to class.
00:10:25 >> Nice to meet you, Travis.
00:10:35 >> Hey!
00:10:37 What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:10:47 >> Don't worry, honey.
00:10:48 We just took the liberty of moving you out.
00:10:50 >> Yeah, you know, we feel like it's not really healthy for us
00:10:52 to live with such a violent and toxic roommate.
00:10:55 >> You can't do this.
00:10:56 I have every right to be here.
00:10:58 >> Oh, sweetie, if you're really that sad and you're upset about
00:11:01 it, maybe you should take it up with the dean.
00:11:04 >> Caleb.
00:11:08 >> Aw.
00:11:09 >> Who's going to save you now, princess?
00:11:16 >> Is he?
00:11:17 Oh, my God.
00:11:18 Is he going to save you?
00:11:19 >> I'm not really sure.
00:11:20 >> Maybe you can go to the goodwill.
00:11:22 >> Taylor.
00:11:23 >> Oh, God.
00:11:24 >> What the bloody hell is happening here?
00:11:30 What the bloody hell is happening here?
00:11:33 Huh?
00:11:34 Is this your stuff?
00:11:38 This is how you treat me?
00:11:39 >> I'm not going to let you do this.
00:11:41 >> I'm not going to let you do this.
00:11:43 >> This is how you treat people in America?
00:11:46 >> What?
00:11:47 Is lord Travis standing up for her?
00:11:50 >> Uh, Travis.
00:11:51 >> That's lord Harrington to you.
00:11:53 >> Okay.
00:11:54 Lord Harrington.
00:11:55 I -- we --
00:11:56 >> What?
00:11:57 What?
00:11:58 Feel easily threatened by a beautiful woman?
00:12:00 Oh, no, you want to relish reliving your high school bully days,
00:12:03 isn't it?
00:12:04 >> No, lord Travis, we were just messing around.
00:12:06 We love living with Taylor.
00:12:08 >> Love it.
00:12:09 Yeah.
00:12:10 >> Do you want to live with them?
00:12:13 >> Hell no.
00:12:14 >> Right then.
00:12:15 Then it settles.
00:12:17 You're moving in with me.
00:12:20 >> What?
00:12:21 >> What?
00:12:22 >> Let's go.
00:12:23 >> No, we --
00:12:38 >> Holy shit.
00:12:40 I mean, I knew you were rich, but this is --
00:12:43 >> Yeah, I mean, the royal family forbade me from staying in the dorms.
00:12:46 Security issue.
00:12:48 Yeah.
00:12:49 >> Hey, I'll pay you the rent the moment I get a gig.
00:12:53 This is just temporary.
00:12:55 Thanks for taking me in.
00:12:58 >> Come on.
00:12:59 Let's head in.
00:13:02 All right.
00:13:04 This is the foyer.
00:13:06 Kitchen, dining room, bathroom there.
00:13:10 Make yourself at home.
00:13:22 You can set your stuff anywhere.
00:13:29 So what kind of music do you play?
00:13:32 >> All types, really.
00:13:34 I wanted to be a musician since I was little.
00:13:38 >> See, I knew you were cool.
00:13:40 >> Yeah, well, Caleb and his posse are convinced I'm a loser.
00:13:44 >> Well, if Caleb hadn't been such an ass to you, I might have become friends with him.
00:13:49 I would have morphed into some full-on frat bro.
00:13:52 Imagine.
00:13:54 Let's fucking rage, bruh!
00:13:58 >> I think my life just flashed in front of my eyes.
00:14:02 You and me both.
00:14:04 Plus, if it weren't for him, I never would have met you.
00:14:09 >> I was going to ask if it ever gets lonely living in a giant mansion like this alone.
00:14:15 But I heard you never stay single for long.
00:14:17 >> Oh.
00:14:19 So what you're saying is my reputation precedes me.
00:14:25 So what you're saying is my reputation precedes me.
00:14:31 >> Must be exhausting, juggling all the girls and your lordly duties.
00:14:39 >> I'm a great multitasker, what can I say?
00:14:42 No, truthfully, I'm a royal, so who I marry isn't really up to me.
00:14:49 It's all about power plays and diplomacy.
00:14:53 Can't just have fun, you know?
00:14:55 No strings attached.
00:14:57 It's what I want.
00:14:58 >> Well, what about all the girls you date?
00:15:00 What if they get too attached?
00:15:02 >> Any girl who falls in love with me is asking to get her heart broken.
00:15:08 So don't go falling in love with me, okay?
00:15:12 >> Just roommates, just friends.
00:15:15 Deal?
00:15:18 >> Just roommates, just friends.
00:15:21 Crack on.
00:15:23 >> What?
00:15:24 >> I'll tell you later.
00:15:32 Hungry?
00:15:33 >> I'm sorry, but who the hell eats beans for breakfast?
00:15:37 >> Hey, it's an essential part of an English breakfast, thank you very much.
00:15:40 Here, try some.
00:15:41 >> No, ew.
00:15:42 >> No, you don't want to try it?
00:15:43 >> No, thank you.
00:15:44 >> Fine.
00:15:45 >> I think I'll stick to an essential part of an American breakfast.
00:15:47 >> Which is?
00:15:49 >> Pancakes.
00:15:52 >> Right, how about this?
00:15:54 What if I try your American pancakes and you try my British beans?
00:16:01 Then we find out whose breakfast is more superior.
00:16:03 >> You're on.
00:16:08 >> Time to change.
00:16:16 >> The key for mine is perfectly toasted bread plus butter, lots of butter.
00:16:23 >> See, now you're talking like an American.
00:16:26 >> Why is it so thick?
00:16:30 >> The fluffiness is the best part.
00:16:32 Just wait until you try it.
00:16:34 Now we've got to flip it.
00:16:35 >> Flip it?
00:16:43 >> Huh.
00:16:45 >> Now you're just showing off.
00:16:50 >> All right, ready for the plating?
00:16:51 >> Sure, let's do it.
00:16:52 >> On three.
00:16:54 Three.
00:16:55 >> Two.
00:16:56 >> One.
00:17:04 >> What do you think?
00:17:05 >> Hmm.
00:17:07 Actually, it's not that bad.
00:17:09 >> See, I knew you'd like it.
00:17:11 Yeah, soon you'll be asking for beans every morning.
00:17:13 >> Okay, just try the pancakes.
00:17:15 >> Fine.
00:17:18 >> Huh?
00:17:19 >> Damn.
00:17:20 >> Hmm?
00:17:21 >> That's bloody brilliant.
00:17:22 >> I told you.
00:17:23 I think we both know who the winner is.
00:17:25 >> Yeah, me.
00:17:26 >> Me?
00:17:27 But it's obviously me.
00:17:29 >> Are you sure about that?
00:17:37 You sure about that?
00:17:39 >> Yes, I'm sure about that.
00:17:40 >> Well, stick around for the dessert round, because I make a mean, sticky toffee pudding.
00:17:44 >> Oh, really?
00:17:45 I didn't know I was living with the Duke of desserts.
00:17:47 >> Duke of?
00:17:48 >> Hmm?
00:17:49 >> Oh, God, that's terrible.
00:17:50 >> You know you love it.
00:17:52 >> So what if I do?
00:18:01 >> Um, thank you so much for breakfast.
00:18:04 >> Of course.
00:18:05 >> I got to get to class.
00:18:06 >> Yeah, yeah.
00:18:07 Um.
00:18:08 >> Hmm?
00:18:09 >> Do you still need a ride home after school?
00:18:11 >> Oh, uh, no thanks.
00:18:13 I actually have a job interview.
00:18:15 >> Yeah, you know, can't freeload off a lord forever.
00:18:18 >> What kind of job is it?
00:18:20 >> I'll tell you if I get it.
00:18:21 Don't want to jinx it.
00:18:22 >> Okay.
00:18:23 >> All right.
00:18:24 >> Good luck, then.
00:18:25 >> Thank you.
00:18:26 >> Good luck, then.
00:18:27 >> Thank you.
00:18:28 >> Dude, is that the girl from the party?
00:18:37 >> Since when are you two hooking up?
00:18:39 >> You know, her name is Taylor, and we're not just hooking up.
00:18:42 We're roommates.
00:18:44 >> I guess the OU gossip was right.
00:18:46 >> What?
00:18:47 >> Hey, OU babes.
00:18:48 Did you hear about the drama on the quad?
00:18:51 Okay, Lord Travis rescued a poor little freshman and carried her away to his off-campus castle.
00:18:58 Aw.
00:18:59 Is it charity work?
00:19:01 Or is it his first American fling?
00:19:05 >> Just what I need.
00:19:07 Another campus gossip girl tracking my every move.
00:19:09 >> Come on, man.
00:19:10 You knew what you were signing up for with a big school like OU.
00:19:12 I just -- I just can't believe your own cousin stays in some shitty dorm room while some rando
00:19:20 freshie gets to stay in your massive mansion.
00:19:23 >> It's nothing personal, Miles.
00:19:25 Her roommates had kicked her out.
00:19:27 They were being bloody assholes to her.
00:19:29 She had nowhere else to go.
00:19:31 Her Duke in shining armor swooping in to save the day.
00:19:35 You know, I give you guys two days tops until you start sleeping together.
00:19:44 I give you guys, um, two days tops until you start sleeping together.
00:19:50 >> You know, I have self-control, Miles.
00:19:52 For once, I'd like to be friends with a girl without breaking her heart.
00:19:56 >> Okay.
00:19:57 I'll believe it when I see it.
00:20:00 Breakfast.
00:20:02 >> What in the fresh British hell is that?
00:20:05 >> Bloody Americans.
00:20:07 >> Come on, dude, this place is massive.
00:20:09 Let me crash here too, just like one semester.
00:20:12 >> Absolutely not.
00:20:14 Do you remember Switzerland?
00:20:16 That ski lodge?
00:20:17 You cost me 3,000 pounds in cleaning fees.
00:20:20 You're a bloody pig, Miles.
00:20:22 >> Excuses, excuses.
00:20:23 You know what I think?
00:20:25 I think you don't want me cock blocking you and your new roomie.
00:20:28 >> Taylor and I are just friends.
00:20:32 >> Okay.
00:20:33 Let's see how long that lasts.
00:20:43 >> Well, you certainly got talent, but you got to pay your dues at the bar before I can make you a full-time singer.
00:20:52 I'll tell you what.
00:20:54 We're short staff, and I need an extra server.
00:20:58 So I'll give you about a month.
00:21:00 You can prove you can handle yourself.
00:21:03 And if you survive, I'll get you up on my stage.
00:21:06 Sounds good?
00:21:07 >> Yes.
00:21:08 I'll do anything to sing.
00:21:11 So when do I start?
00:21:13 >> How about now?
00:21:15 >> Now?
00:21:19 Hi.
00:21:20 Zara, right?
00:21:22 >> I'm Taylor.
00:21:23 I'm the new server here.
00:21:24 >> Thank God Kim finally got some help around here.
00:21:27 My new classes are harder than ever, and the semester rush is killing me.
00:21:30 So take these to the corner table.
00:21:32 >> Oh.
00:21:33 Is there no training or anything like that?
00:21:35 >> We're serving shitty beer to college kids.
00:21:37 Don't be an asshole and don't spill anything.
00:21:39 It's not rocket science.
00:21:42 >> All right.
00:21:44 >> Don't be an asshole and don't spill anything.
00:21:46 It's not rocket science.
00:21:48 >> All right.
00:21:52 >> Go on.
00:21:55 [ Music ]
00:22:04 [ Music ]
00:22:31 >> See?
00:22:32 That wasn't so hard, was it?
00:22:34 Just stay on my good side and you'll be fine.
00:22:36 >> What happens when people get on your bad side?
00:22:38 >> They don't make the cut.
00:22:40 I'm assuming you're working at Kim's because you want to be a singer, right?
00:22:43 Well, you got to do the dirty work first.
00:22:46 No one's going to treat you like a princess, so don't act like one.
00:22:49 Got it?
00:22:50 >> Got it.
00:22:51 >> You will be running drinks tonight, but eventually --
00:22:53 [ Bell rings ]
00:22:56 [ Music ]
00:23:01 >> Oh, my God.
00:23:13 Lord Travis Harrington is here.
00:23:15 What is a royal doing at a campus dive bar?
00:23:19 The royal family is, like, my biggest obsession, and it's all because of Travis.
00:23:25 He's, like, the hottest guy in the world.
00:23:28 I knew he was going to OU, but I didn't think I'd see him here.
00:23:32 Ooh, get it together, Zara.
00:23:35 Don't embarrass me.
00:23:37 Okay?
00:23:38 No?
00:23:40 >> Hey, Taylor.
00:23:41 You all right?
00:23:42 >> Hi.
00:23:44 >> Taylor, you all right?
00:23:46 >> Hi.
00:23:47 >> You know him?
00:23:48 >> Yeah, we're roommates.
00:23:50 >> You're what?
00:23:51 >> Yeah.
00:23:52 >> Wait, you're the freshman from the OU gossip video?
00:23:55 Girl, everyone is talking about you.
00:23:57 >> They are?
00:23:58 >> What's up?
00:23:59 >> Miles.
00:24:00 >> Hey.
00:24:01 >> This is my American cousin from my mother's side.
00:24:03 Taylor, Miles.
00:24:04 >> Hi.
00:24:05 >> Hi.
00:24:06 I think we met at that frat party that night.
00:24:08 You have such a memorable face, Taylor.
00:24:11 >> I'm Zara.
00:24:13 >> Hello, Zara.
00:24:15 We'll take two scotches on the rocks, please.
00:24:18 >> You guys can take the corner table.
00:24:20 Taylor will check up on you in a minute.
00:24:22 >> All right.
00:24:23 Cheers.
00:24:24 >> Cheers.
00:24:25 >> When the fuck were you going to tell me you're tight with Travis Harrington?
00:24:29 Why are you even working here?
00:24:31 >> I needed the job.
00:24:32 I mean, it's not like we're besties.
00:24:35 He's just helping me out for a while.
00:24:37 >> Does this mean I'm on your good side?
00:24:39 >> Oh, yeah.
00:24:40 You're about to be an employee of the fucking year.
00:24:43 >> Uh-oh.
00:24:44 Rich kids, 12 o'clock.
00:24:46 >> Honestly, I should have blacked out.
00:24:48 >> Oh, can we get filler on Thursday?
00:24:50 >> No.
00:24:51 >> Could I have a whiskey neat, please?
00:24:53 And Cosmos for the ladies.
00:24:55 >> Coming right up.
00:24:57 >> Taylor.
00:24:58 [ music ]
00:25:03 Taylor, since when do you work here?
00:25:05 >> Since today.
00:25:07 Take a seat anywhere, we'll be right with you.
00:25:09 >> I'd rather have my drink now.
00:25:12 >> Fine.
00:25:13 >> Ugh.
00:25:15 No wonder the service sucks here.
00:25:16 They're hiring street rats.
00:25:18 >> Be nice to Taylor, Grace.
00:25:20 It's not her fault she's a pathetic, broke little hobo
00:25:23 who's desperate for her rich classmate's tips
00:25:26 because she doesn't want to end up on the street again.
00:25:29 Won't get any of ours, though.
00:25:31 >> Too bad.
00:25:32 I bet Lord Harrington already kicked her out of his place.
00:25:35 She's desperate for the extra cash.
00:25:37 >> Feel bad for Travis, though.
00:25:38 Who else would want to live with that?
00:25:40 >> Hmm.
00:25:41 Actually, things at Lord Harrington's mansions are fantastic.
00:25:46 He enjoys having me there.
00:25:48 And he's not petty.
00:25:51 Jealous bitch.
00:25:54 Hey, Taylor.
00:25:56 [ music ]
00:26:04 [ gasp ]
00:26:11 >> Lord Travis, where did you come from?
00:26:13 >> Corner booth.
00:26:15 And yes, I heard everything.
00:26:18 First, you kicked Taylor out of the dorms, and now this.
00:26:22 >> I was just joking.
00:26:23 I don't know what came over me.
00:26:24 Don't we just all forget about this?
00:26:26 >> No, I don't think so.
00:26:27 Now, the real question is, do I send a tip about your little outrage to OU Gossip?
00:26:33 Or maybe the dean of the school?
00:26:36 Or, I know, I'll send it to every major tabloid.
00:26:39 The royal family has a very special relationship with the press.
00:26:43 I can see it now.
00:26:45 Campus Karen freaks out on sweet service work.
00:26:50 Do you think they'll kick you out of school before or after your cancel?
00:26:55 >> No, please.
00:27:00 I'm sorry, Taylor.
00:27:02 >> Right.
00:27:03 You harass Taylor again, and I will personally ruin your life before it even starts.
00:27:09 Okay?
00:27:12 Grace.
00:27:22 >> What the hell is going on here?
00:27:27 What the hell is going on here?
00:27:29 >> Tim, I --
00:27:32 >> Underage assholes practically assaulted Taylor.
00:27:34 She kept it together, and Lord Harrington here helped.
00:27:37 >> Travis Harrington, lovely to meet you.
00:27:40 Taylor handled the situation perfectly, as did Zara.
00:27:43 >> Thank you, Lord Harrington.
00:27:46 Well, sounds like I did the right thing by hiring Miss Young here.
00:27:50 >> You definitely did.
00:27:52 I also hear she's a fantastic musician.
00:27:54 >> Good to know.
00:27:56 Zara, Taylor, great job tonight.
00:28:00 Lord Harrington, you're welcome back any time.
00:28:03 >> Thank you very much.
00:28:14 Hey, I'm so sorry she did that.
00:28:16 >> I got this for you.
00:28:28 >> Hey, thank you for having my backpack there.
00:28:31 I really don't think I could handle the humiliation of getting fired on my first day.
00:28:35 >> Well, that's what friends are for, right?
00:28:38 >> Right.
00:28:53 >> Honey.
00:28:54 Seriously?
00:28:55 You're texting her right now?
00:28:57 >> What the fuck?
00:28:58 You went ape shit on Taylor tonight.
00:28:59 I need to apologize.
00:29:00 Unless you want to stay on Lord Travis's shit list.
00:29:02 >> I don't care about him.
00:29:04 >> Didn't see him that way at the bar.
00:29:06 Lord Travis is full of shit.
00:29:08 He's a royal.
00:29:09 He knows better than to stick his nose in dumb, petty American drama.
00:29:12 But the real question here is, why are you defending Taylor?
00:29:17 Hmm?
00:29:18 I thought you wanted her ass shipped back to Kansas, wherever the hell she's from.
00:29:21 >> I do.
00:29:22 I just want to let her down easy.
00:29:23 I mean, she followed me all the way here.
00:29:25 She's in love with me.
00:29:26 I don't want to destroy her feelings.
00:29:28 >> And what about my feelings?
00:29:32 Do I need to remind you that my father is Kappa Legacy?
00:29:36 He's this frat's biggest donor.
00:29:38 And if you treat me wrong, well, I could get you kicked out in two seconds.
00:29:43 Is that what you want?
00:29:47 >> Sorry, Gracie.
00:29:49 Of course I care about your feelings more than Taylor's.
00:29:52 >> Good.
00:29:54 Now, go fetch me a water with crushed ice and a glass straw and bring it to me in bed.
00:30:01 Idiot.
00:30:07 >> Um, right.
00:30:08 >> Right.
00:30:09 >> I'll leave the rest for you.
00:30:10 Get the rest of that.
00:30:11 >> Thank you.
00:30:12 >> Of course.
00:30:13 Get in a phone call.
00:30:20 >> Taylor, I made a huge mistake.
00:30:23 >> Caleb, I don't have time for this.
00:30:25 >> I just want to talk.
00:30:27 But I can't with Grace here.
00:30:29 >> Oh.
00:30:30 So you're not calling to apologize.
00:30:32 You're calling to tell me that you can't talk right now because your girlfriend's here.
00:30:36 >> No, no, look.
00:30:37 I really am sorry for the shit at the bar and for what went down at the party.
00:30:41 I just -- I don't want to fight like this anymore.
00:30:43 >> Obviously.
00:30:45 I don't want it either.
00:30:47 >> Let me take you to dinner.
00:30:49 Make up for all of this.
00:30:51 I mean, we've known each other since forever, and I can't throw our friendship away.
00:30:57 >> Please, Taylor.
00:30:59 Just hear me out.
00:31:01 >> Fine.
00:31:03 This is your last chance, okay?
00:31:09 >> What does that dickhead want?
00:31:14 >> Zara, I need your help with something.
00:31:18 >> I need your help with something.
00:31:23 >> Taylor, I cannot believe you live here.
00:31:26 >> I'm actually in Lord Travis Herrington's mansion.
00:31:33 >> Zara, are you moving in as well?
00:31:36 >> No, I am just here to help Taylor get ready for a date with --
00:31:42 >> Girl stuff?
00:31:44 >> Girl stuff.
00:31:45 >> Girl stuff.
00:31:46 >> Girl stuff.
00:31:47 >> Right.
00:31:48 >> Yeah.
00:31:49 >> I'll leave you to it then.
00:31:51 >> Thank you.
00:31:54 >> Why didn't you tell him you were going on a date with Caleb?
00:31:57 >> After everything that happened?
00:31:59 Please.
00:32:00 That's the thing with Caleb.
00:32:01 It's not a date.
00:32:02 It's a conversation.
00:32:03 >> Really?
00:32:04 >> Yeah.
00:32:05 Plus, Travis doesn't need to know.
00:32:06 We're just friends.
00:32:08 >> Really?
00:32:09 >> Really, really.
00:32:10 Come on, I need your help.
00:32:14 >> Girl, you weren't kidding when you said you needed my help.
00:32:17 >> I thought you dressed like this at work so you didn't ruin your good clothes.
00:32:20 >> If I wanted to get dressed that hard, I would have called over Grace and Jenny.
00:32:24 >> You are so lucky.
00:32:26 I'm incredibly stylish and willing to share.
00:32:29 >> All right.
00:32:31 Let's see.
00:32:34 This is going to be a lot of work, but I have my tools.
00:32:49 [ Music ]
00:33:07 >> Holy shit.
00:33:09 I really outdone myself.
00:33:23 >> Hey there.
00:33:29 Hey there.
00:33:32 Hey there.
00:33:34 Where are you going?
00:33:36 >> Um, out?
00:33:38 >> I gathered that.
00:33:40 Jesus, that dress.
00:33:42 Whose heart are you breaking tonight?
00:33:45 >> Well, if you must know, Caleb's.
00:33:48 I'm meeting him for dinner tonight.
00:33:50 >> Taylor, please tell me you're only showing up in that devastating outfit to rip his heart out and stomp on it.
00:33:57 >> Travis, love, you don't need to worry about me.
00:34:01 >> You're not going to fall in love with him again, are you?
00:34:05 >> Goodbye, Travis.
00:34:08 [ Music ]
00:34:34 [ Music ]
00:35:00 >> Damn, I didn't think it was possible for you to look this hot.
00:35:04 >> Really, Caleb?
00:35:05 >> I'm being serious.
00:35:06 You look sexy as hell.
00:35:09 >> You said you wanted to talk.
00:35:11 Let's talk.
00:35:12 >> Yeah, I was going to ask if we can be friends again.
00:35:15 >> Well, that depends.
00:35:16 Are you going to change your behavior?
00:35:18 >> Of course I will.
00:35:19 Maybe even more than friends.
00:35:22 It's just complicated.
00:35:24 Grace isn't your biggest fan and her dad pulls all the strings at Catbug, so --
00:35:27 >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm just going to interrupt you right here.
00:35:30 You brought me here to tell me that we can't be friends anymore because of your what new girlfriend's dad?
00:35:36 >> No, no, no, no, I still want that.
00:35:39 Just have to keep it a secret.
00:35:42 Could be kind of sexy sneaking around, no?
00:35:46 >> Oh, my God.
00:35:47 This was a huge mistake.
00:35:50 >> Taylor, wait, wait, wait.
00:35:52 Can you at least put in a good word with Travis for me?
00:35:55 >> What did you just ask me?
00:35:58 What did you just ask me?
00:36:00 Do you really think I'm going to put in a good word for you with Travis after how shitty you treated me?
00:36:05 >> He's a lord.
00:36:06 He's got power and influence.
00:36:08 Need him at our parties, Taylor.
00:36:10 But he hates me because of you.
00:36:17 >> You are un-fucking-believable.
00:36:22 I don't know how I ever put up with your bullshit for all these years.
00:36:26 Travis hates you because you are a cowardly, shitty dickhead.
00:36:34 Our friendship is over.
00:36:35 Don't ever talk to me again.
00:36:37 >> Don't you dare walk away from me, Taylor.
00:36:40 >> She said it's over.
00:36:44 She said it's over.
00:36:46 >> Travis, what are you doing here?
00:36:48 >> I'm a big fan of the place.
00:36:50 Though I'm quite surprised to find you here.
00:36:52 Seems a bit out of your price range.
00:36:57 Right, could I get the manager, please?
00:37:00 >> Yeah.
00:37:01 Excuse me, what's happening here?
00:37:02 >> This gentleman right here has been harassing my friend the entire --
00:37:06 >> Wait, wait, wait.
00:37:07 No, that's not what happened.
00:37:08 >> Please escort him off the premises.
00:37:09 >> That is not what happened.
00:37:10 She harassed me.
00:37:11 >> What do you mean she harassed you?
00:37:13 Are you kidding me?
00:37:14 Get out of here.
00:37:15 Come on.
00:37:16 Move.
00:37:17 I said move.
00:37:18 Get out.
00:37:19 >> I'm sorry, gentlemen.
00:37:20 Lord Harrington, I am very sorry about the disturbance.
00:37:23 Please have a seat.
00:37:24 Dinner's on me.
00:37:28 >> That slap was amazing.
00:37:31 I mean, just bloody brilliant.
00:37:34 >> Wait.
00:37:36 What are you doing here?
00:37:40 And what's up with that old man hat?
00:37:42 >> Oh, yes, yes, right.
00:37:44 So I might have put on a disguise and snuck into the restaurant.
00:37:49 >> You were spying on Caleb and I.
00:37:55 You were spying on Caleb and I.
00:37:57 >> No.
00:38:00 Taylor, that guy is a total dickhead.
00:38:03 I knew he would do something.
00:38:04 So I just wanted to be here so I could --
00:38:07 >> To save me again?
00:38:09 Oh, my Duke in shining armor.
00:38:13 >> Right.
00:38:14 Well, I was thinking more along the lines of beating the fuck out of him, but I see you've got that base covered.
00:38:22 >> So you do this with all your friends?
00:38:25 >> Totally.
00:38:26 Yeah.
00:38:27 You should see my load of disguises.
00:38:28 I've got plenty.
00:38:29 I've got so many wigs.
00:38:35 Well, here's to finally kicking that jackass out of your life.
00:38:41 >> And hoping he never comes crawling back.
00:38:43 >> Oh, he won't.
00:38:44 Not as long as I'm around.
00:39:10 >> Bitch, I did what for you?
00:39:12 Oh, my God.
00:39:13 If Lord Travis Harrington put on a disguise and followed me to a restaurant just to make sure my ex didn't fuck with me.
00:39:19 >> Yeah.
00:39:20 >> Oh, I would be dropping my panties so fast.
00:39:22 >> What?
00:39:23 >> Sorry.
00:39:24 It's the truth.
00:39:26 >> It was sweet.
00:39:27 But it was just his way of being a good friend.
00:39:31 >> Yeah.
00:39:32 Keep telling yourself that, girl.
00:39:34 >> I'm not the Lula Zara.
00:39:36 I mean, okay.
00:39:37 Look at the women he's dated.
00:39:40 Heiress, model, socialite.
00:39:42 Oh, princess of fucking Denmark.
00:39:45 >> I'm obsessed with the royal family, okay?
00:39:47 I'm well aware of his dating history.
00:39:49 >> Yeah, well, then you of all people should understand.
00:39:52 He'll never actually be interested in someone like me.
00:39:54 And even if he miraculously did, it's not like his family would approve or anything.
00:39:59 >> Taylor, Taylor, your freshman fall is supposed to be wild and carefree and full of bad decisions.
00:40:05 >> Well.
00:40:06 >> You cannot keep wasting all your time worrying yourself sick about guys who make you question everything.
00:40:13 You cannot keep wasting all your time worrying yourself sick about guys who make you question everything.
00:40:19 Even if one of those guys is one of the hottest royals to ever.
00:40:23 >> Zara!
00:40:25 >> Oh, kidding.
00:40:27 Kind of.
00:40:29 >> You know what you need?
00:40:30 >> A girls' night out.
00:40:31 >> We should go to Club Vortex tonight.
00:40:33 >> Isn't that club, like, super exclusive?
00:40:35 >> My homie Dante's working the door.
00:40:37 You can definitely get us in.
00:40:38 >> You deserve a night to yourself.
00:40:40 No Caleb, no Travis, just us and whatever fine-ass men we manage to pick up in the club.
00:40:46 You in?
00:40:48 >> Hmm.
00:40:49 >> Okay, let's do it.
00:40:54 >> Damn, this line, though.
00:40:56 I'm so glad Dante's working tonight.
00:40:58 >> Seriously.
00:41:00 >> Um, how do you know Dante again?
00:41:02 >> That's definitely not him.
00:41:06 That's definitely not him.
00:41:08 Um, hi, is Dante working tonight?
00:41:11 >> No, he's sick.
00:41:14 >> Shit.
00:41:16 Well, we are really close personal friends.
00:41:18 Do you mind if we just --
00:41:19 >> No.
00:41:20 Back of the line.
00:41:21 >> But --
00:41:22 >> I said back of the line or I throw you out permanently.
00:41:25 Boom!
00:41:28 >> Isn't that the girl who lives with Lord Travis?
00:41:30 >> Yeah, then where the hell is he now?
00:41:32 >> Hmm, he's probably already off with some girl.
00:41:35 I guess the makeover didn't work after all.
00:41:38 >> Honestly, I don't even know what he saw in her to begin with.
00:41:42 >> Right?
00:41:43 I know you two didn't think that you could just walk up here and get in, did you?
00:41:47 They're very particular about curating a certain vibe here.
00:41:51 So no backwoods bitches allowed.
00:41:56 >> Then how are you going to get in?
00:41:58 You three are next.
00:42:00 >> What?
00:42:01 You're letting them in?
00:42:02 >> I can help you get in.
00:42:03 Beg for it.
00:42:06 >> No, I don't think that would be necessary.
00:42:19 >> Hi there.
00:42:33 My name is --
00:42:34 >> I know who you are, man.
00:42:36 I'm a big fan.
00:42:38 >> Whoa.
00:42:39 >> Oh, my.
00:42:40 >> That's you.
00:42:41 >> Oh, my.
00:42:42 >> That's you.
00:42:43 >> Oh, my.
00:42:44 >> That's you.
00:42:45 >> Oh, my.
00:42:46 >> That's you.
00:42:47 >> Oh, my.
00:42:48 >> That's you.
00:42:49 >> I love the royals.
00:42:51 >> Well, me and my friends are here and we just wanted to go in if that's all right with
00:42:56 you.
00:42:57 >> Absolutely.
00:42:58 Get in there.
00:42:59 >> Great.
00:43:00 Thank you so much.
00:43:01 >> Of course.
00:43:02 Anytime.
00:43:03 >> Oh, God.
00:43:04 >> Oh, mate, if you could do me a favor, don't let any of those blokes in.
00:43:08 They kind of ruin the vibe.
00:43:10 >> Anything for you, man.
00:43:11 >> Wait, wait, wait.
00:43:12 He's just kidding.
00:43:13 We're Travis and I old friends.
00:43:14 Isn't that right, mate?
00:43:16 >> Stop embarrassing yourself, dude.
00:43:18 >> What do we do?
00:43:21 >> Woo!
00:43:22 >> Thanks for getting us in.
00:43:28 >> And for getting those assholes kicked out.
00:43:31 >> Absolute pleasure.
00:43:34 >> Oh, great.
00:43:38 Seeing you both.
00:43:40 But we've got to go.
00:43:42 >> No, we just got here.
00:43:43 What do you mean?
00:43:44 >> Sorry.
00:43:45 >> Girls, bye.
00:43:46 >> My dancing always works.
00:44:03 >> He is fine.
00:44:04 You've got to go dance with him.
00:44:05 >> What?
00:44:06 >> You've got to dance with him.
00:44:09 >> Hey.
00:44:10 >> Hey, yourself.
00:44:23 >> Fuck, no.
00:44:48 >> You're jealous he's dancing with your girl, aren't you?
00:44:50 >> I don't get jealous.
00:44:51 >> Right, I just never seen her dance like that.
00:44:54 She just looks absolutely smashing tonight.
00:44:58 >> All right, cuz, we're in America.
00:45:00 You can't say shit like smashing.
00:45:02 Second of all, if you want something, just go and take it.
00:45:07 >> You're an animal, Miles.
00:45:12 >> Hey, Lord Travis.
00:45:14 Can I buy you a drink?
00:45:15 >> I'm fine, thanks.
00:45:18 >> Your shirt looks so soft.
00:45:21 >> I'm busy, thanks.
00:45:24 >> Damn, girl, you got moves.
00:45:32 Damn, girl, you got moves.
00:45:36 What the hell, bro?
00:45:37 Get your own girl.
00:45:39 >> Back off, we live together.
00:45:41 >> Oh, shit.
00:45:43 I didn't know you were taken.
00:45:45 >> Well, I mean --
00:45:55 >> What are you doing?
00:45:59 >> I don't know, I just couldn't think straight with you dancing like that.
00:46:02 >> Oh, you were jealous I was dancing with that guy, weren't you?
00:46:06 >> Why would I be jealous?
00:46:10 I'm the one taking you home tonight.
00:46:12 >> Home, finally.
00:46:16 >> The couch.
00:46:18 The room is spitting.
00:46:20 Am I dying?
00:46:22 >> No, I just think you had too many shots, love.
00:46:24 >> They were so good.
00:46:31 Woo!
00:46:33 Hey.
00:46:35 Why aren't you drunk?
00:46:37 >> I'm English, dear.
00:46:39 >> Huh.
00:46:42 Why am I here?
00:46:44 >> We could save the existential questions for when we're sober.
00:46:47 >> No, like, why am I here in this house?
00:46:51 I mean, you could have had any girl that you wanted.
00:46:54 >> What do you mean?
00:46:56 >> Come on, I've seen the kind of girls you dated.
00:46:59 And I'm not a model or an heiress or a princess.
00:47:05 Maybe I don't want that kind of girl.
00:47:19 >> Bed.
00:47:21 I need bed.
00:47:24 >> As you wish.
00:47:26 Shall I carry you there?
00:47:28 >> Mm-hmm.
00:47:30 >> All right.
00:47:33 Okay, down you go.
00:47:38 >> Ah, such a soft bed.
00:47:42 You have no idea how soft this bed is.
00:47:44 Mm, here, try how soft it is.
00:47:47 >> Okay.
00:47:53 You're right.
00:47:55 This might be the softest bed I've ever felt.
00:47:57 >> Right?
00:47:58 >> Yeah.
00:48:08 >> Can I ask you a question?
00:48:11 >> I might regret this, but sure.
00:48:20 >> Do you really think two people like us could be just friends?
00:48:28 Do you really think two people like us could be just friends?
00:48:34 >> Well, I have given it some thought.
00:48:38 And, you know, I --
00:48:42 >> Taylor?
00:49:05 Good night, Taylor.
00:49:14 >> Ugh.
00:49:18 Ugh.
00:49:20 >> Ah, good morning, sunshine.
00:49:24 >> I feel like shit.
00:49:27 I am never drinking again.
00:49:31 >> Don't make promises you can't keep, love.
00:49:35 You should eat something.
00:49:36 It will make you feel better.
00:49:38 >> Mm.
00:49:40 If I as much as see a baked bean, I will hurl aggressively.
00:49:45 >> No, I was thinking more like greasy American food.
00:49:59 >> Mm.
00:50:01 >> Better?
00:50:03 >> Much.
00:50:05 >> Do you know what I realized recently?
00:50:08 Is that we live together, yet I hardly know anything about you.
00:50:13 Besides the fact that you're a musician.
00:50:15 >> And make the perfect pancake.
00:50:17 >> And have terrible taste in men.
00:50:19 >> I'm sorry.
00:50:21 >> I'm sorry.
00:50:23 >> You know, for someone who barely knows me, you sure are comfortable talking shit.
00:50:32 Anyway, I should be the one asking you these questions.
00:50:36 >> My entire life is covered by the press.
00:50:38 I'm an open book.
00:50:40 >> Yeah, but there must be some secrets that you never tell me.
00:50:44 >> I'm not a secret.
00:50:46 >> I'm a secret.
00:50:48 >> I'm a secret.
00:50:50 >> Yeah, but there must be some secrets that you never told, like, anyone.
00:50:55 >> Well, okay, there is one thing.
00:51:00 >> What is it?
00:51:03 Come on, what's your secret?
00:51:07 >> I'm a hopeless romantic.
00:51:10 >> Oh, come on.
00:51:11 >> No, it's true.
00:51:12 And it's all my parents' fault, really.
00:51:15 >> See, my father was a young lord, and my mother was an American studying abroad.
00:51:20 Though she didn't have any power or money, and my grandparents didn't approve of that.
00:51:27 >> But I thought you said the royal family was strict about who you married.
00:51:31 I mean, that clearly didn't stop your father.
00:51:33 >> The crown gave my father hell for what he did.
00:51:39 The crown gave my father hell for what he did.
00:51:43 And it's also why he didn't want me to go through that, either.
00:51:47 That's why I came to America.
00:51:49 >> What do you mean?
00:51:50 >> I wanted to find a love like theirs.
00:51:53 I knew it was real, even though I know it would probably end in disaster.
00:52:01 Doesn't get more hopeless than that now, does it?
00:52:09 >> Oh, um, I got to take this.
00:52:13 It's Zara.
00:52:14 >> Yeah, sure.
00:52:18 >> Be cool, Taylor.
00:52:19 He's not talking about falling in love with you.
00:52:22 Did we almost kiss last night?
00:52:24 Yes, but it was because we were drunk.
00:52:27 Or, well, I was drunk.
00:52:31 He's your best friend.
00:52:32 That's it.
00:52:34 >> Hey.
00:52:35 >> Alexa, hi.
00:52:36 How are you?
00:52:37 Good to see you.
00:52:38 >> How are you liking it here?
00:52:39 >> See?
00:52:40 >> Yes.
00:52:41 >> Get a grip, Taylor.
00:52:42 >> How are you doing?
00:52:43 It's fantastic.
00:52:44 I love it.
00:52:45 >> Hey.
00:52:46 I see you made a new friend.
00:52:48 >> Yeah, Alexa, this is my roommate, Taylor.
00:52:51 Taylor, Alexa.
00:52:53 >> I'm the Chi Omega president.
00:52:55 I can't believe I'm meeting the famous Taylor.
00:52:57 I love OU Gossip, and you've been all over their page lately.
00:53:01 You're so lucky living with Travis.
00:53:04 >> I know.
00:53:06 The luckiest.
00:53:11 >> Yeah, we have a good thing going.
00:53:13 >> I didn't realize you two were so close.
00:53:16 >> Crazy, isn't it?
00:53:19 >> So, anyway, I can give you my number, and if you want to come to the Chi O party later, it should be a fun time.
00:53:24 >> Yeah, yeah, right.
00:53:28 >> Here you are.
00:53:34 >> Text me.
00:53:36 Bye.
00:53:37 >> Bye.
00:53:43 >> What was that?
00:53:44 >> What?
00:53:45 You're the one who started talking to a hot sorority girl like two seconds after I left.
00:53:50 >> Taylor, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
00:53:57 >> I'm not jealous.
00:53:59 You can date whoever you want.
00:54:01 I'm suddenly feeling nauseous.
00:54:03 I think I'm going to walk to campus.
00:54:08 See you.
00:54:20 Oh.
00:54:22 I'm so stupid.
00:54:24 I mean, I acted like a total jealous freak.
00:54:28 I got to stop fooling myself into thinking Travis could ever like me as more than a friend.
00:54:33 >> Bitch, good luck with that.
00:54:35 You live together, and he treats you like a queen.
00:54:38 You might still be in denial, okay, but I'm not.
00:54:42 I basically internet stalked the man for all of high school.
00:54:45 He likes you.
00:54:47 >> Oh.
00:54:51 >> Well, speaking of the devil.
00:54:54 >> Hey.
00:54:56 >> He's inviting you to a stoplight party.
00:54:59 He's inviting you to a stoplight party.
00:55:02 Those always end in the juiciest hookups.
00:55:05 >> What the hell is a stoplight party?
00:55:07 >> Everyone wears green, yellow, or red.
00:55:10 Green means you're DTF.
00:55:12 Yellow means you're open but not sure.
00:55:14 And red means you're taken.
00:55:15 >> Oh, it's that party that Lexa girl invited him to.
00:55:18 He's probably only inviting me because I was just sitting there awkwardly.
00:55:22 >> I don't want to watch them flirt all night.
00:55:25 Don't stress about what Travis is doing.
00:55:27 Just show up looking hot as hell and DTF.
00:55:30 >> Do you think they're going to hook up?
00:55:33 >> Only one way to find out.
00:55:35 This is my lucky hoe dress.
00:55:38 Wear this, and you'll have guys begging at your feet.
00:55:42 Then Travis will be the jealous one.
00:55:44 Trust me.
00:55:45 >> Okay.
00:55:47 >> Just one thing.
00:55:49 >> What does DTF stand for?
00:55:50 >> Oh, down to fuck.
00:55:52 >> Oi!
00:56:03 What are you doing?
00:56:05 >> Come find me tonight.
00:56:07 I'll be wearing green just for you, winky face.
00:56:12 >> Dude.
00:56:13 >> You know Lexa's hot shit on campus, right?
00:56:15 Super rich, too.
00:56:17 Just saying.
00:56:18 I think you guys would look good together.
00:56:20 If you're not going to seal the deal with Taylor, you might as well hook up with Lexa.
00:56:24 >> Right.
00:56:25 Well, the thing is that I've already invited Taylor to the party.
00:56:30 So...
00:56:31 >> Really?
00:56:35 A hot sorority president invites you to her hookup party.
00:56:41 So you ignore her and invite your roomie instead?
00:56:44 >> Listen, mate, it's not a big deal.
00:56:46 We're just friends.
00:56:47 >> Yeah, just friends.
00:56:48 I know.
00:56:49 Dude, you told me about a hundred times already.
00:56:51 When are you going to admit it to yourself, dude?
00:56:53 You're lying to yourself.
00:56:55 >> Travis is already talking to Lexa.
00:57:07 >> So what?
00:57:08 Go say hi.
00:57:09 >> No.
00:57:10 >> You look hot as hell tonight.
00:57:11 Come on.
00:57:12 >> I'm having Caleb flashbacks.
00:57:13 >> But I thought you and Travis were just friends.
00:57:15 >> Yeah, well, so was Caleb and I.
00:57:20 >> Girl, you need to loosen up.
00:57:22 Don't move.
00:57:23 I'll be back with drinks.
00:57:24 >> Keeping tabs on the roommate there.
00:57:30 >> It's none of your business, Miles.
00:57:32 >> Ooh, touchy.
00:57:34 You know why Lord Travis is wearing red tonight, don't you?
00:57:37 >> Yeah, because he's only interested in Lexa.
00:57:40 She invited him here.
00:57:41 He wants to hook up with her.
00:57:42 Okay, I got it.
00:57:44 >> I thought you were smarter than that.
00:57:46 >> Excuse me?
00:57:47 >> Travis is wearing red tonight because he likes you.
00:57:50 Now, you can both deny it all you want, but it's fucking obvious.
00:57:56 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go flirt with your best friend.
00:58:00 >> Just go talk to him, Taylor.
00:58:04 Find out for yourself if Miles is telling the truth.
00:58:10 >> Hey, sexy.
00:58:12 You look nervous.
00:58:14 You should take this.
00:58:16 >> Um, no thanks.
00:58:18 My friend is bringing me one.
00:58:19 >> But you don't trust me?
00:58:21 You know, you should smile more.
00:58:23 Frowning like that makes you look like a real bitch.
00:58:25 >> Oh, yeah?
00:58:26 Well, talking like that makes you seem like a real dumbass.
00:58:28 >> Ah, come on.
00:58:29 Let's not fight.
00:58:31 Unless you're into that.
00:58:33 >> Not even a little bit.
00:58:35 >> Kind of seems like you are.
00:58:38 >> You touch her again, I'll break your bloody wrist.
00:58:41 You touch her again, I'll break your bloody wrist.
00:58:45 >> Jesus, man.
00:58:49 I won't.
00:58:50 >> Rigid bitches shouldn't be allowed to wear green.
00:58:54 >> Don't let me see you talk to her again.
00:58:56 Get out of here.
00:58:57 God, these assholes just think they can get whatever they want.
00:59:00 Are you okay?
00:59:02 >> Yeah.
00:59:03 >> Yeah?
00:59:04 >> Thanks.
00:59:05 >> Of course.
00:59:06 >> Could you really break his wrist?
00:59:08 >> Oh, easily.
00:59:09 Like I said, Royal Academy military trainee.
00:59:11 >> Impressive.
00:59:13 >> Well, getting in a fist fight with stupid little pricks is not a good move for me.
00:59:19 Not very becoming of a duke.
00:59:21 >> He's not worth it anyways.
00:59:22 >> Yeah, well, if he stares at you like that any longer, I'll punch his face in.
00:59:26 So let's get out of here, right?
00:59:33 >> So, why the red shirt?
00:59:36 >> Why the green?
00:59:38 Why the green?
00:59:40 >> Why do you care?
00:59:42 Thought you only wanted to hook up with Lexa tonight.
00:59:44 >> I don't want Lexa.
00:59:45 >> Then what do you want?
00:59:47 >> What do you think?
00:59:49 God, you look amazing tonight.
00:59:55 But I'm sorry, green is not your color, love.
00:59:58 >> What about red?
01:00:02 >> What about red?
01:00:03 >> That's my favorite color.
01:00:07 >> God, you're killing me, Taylor.
01:00:12 Remind me again why we decided to just be friends.
01:00:16 >> I can't remember right now.
01:00:21 >> Get the fuck off me!
01:00:26 >> That's Zara.
01:00:27 >> What's up? What you got?
01:00:29 >> Get off of me! Hey!
01:00:31 >> Not you again.
01:00:33 You bitches are all the same.
01:00:35 Act like you want it and then you go all psycho.
01:00:37 >> Hey, I told you not to speak to her.
01:00:39 >> Yeah, man, back the fuck off.
01:00:40 >> Yeah?
01:00:41 >> I'll throw a scone in my head.
01:00:42 >> I was thinking more like this.
01:00:44 >> You guys, get out of here. Go.
01:00:51 >> Travis, watch out!
01:00:53 >> Watch out, boy.
01:00:54 >> Hey, are you okay?
01:01:11 >> Fine.
01:01:14 But I won't be when the videos come out.
01:01:16 This is exactly the thing that's not supposed to happen.
01:01:22 I can convince everyone to delete the videos.
01:01:24 But I'm going to need something in return.
01:01:27 >> What is it?
01:01:30 >> Hey, Taylor.
01:01:35 >> Hey.
01:01:36 >> Are you and Zara okay?
01:01:37 >> Yeah, thanks to you.
01:01:39 What happened after we got out of there?
01:01:42 >> Okay, don't freak out, but...
01:01:49 >> Holy... Travis, what the fuck?
01:01:52 >> I know.
01:01:53 I shouldn't have turned my back on that dickhead.
01:01:56 Rocky mistake.
01:01:57 I had to pay off like 15 wasted kids just to convince them to delete the videos or else...
01:02:03 all you gossip would have me again.
01:02:05 >> Jesus.
01:02:06 What would have happened if the footage got leaked?
01:02:09 >> Every major British tabloid would have picked up the case.
01:02:12 Would have had to fly back to England just to do damage control.
01:02:17 Otherwise the crown would have my head.
01:02:19 >> That's... traumatic.
01:02:22 >> It's English politics.
01:02:25 Punching that dickhead was worth it, though.
01:02:27 That guy deserved much worse messing with my girl.
01:02:30 Mine.
01:02:36 Or mine.
01:02:42 [♪♪♪]
01:02:44 >> What is it?
01:03:04 >> Are you sure you want this, Travis?
01:03:09 >> I mean, we made a deal.
01:03:11 >> Fuck the deal.
01:03:12 I've never been more bloody sure of anything, Taylor.
01:03:16 >> It's just...
01:03:18 You can have any American girl you want.
01:03:23 You really want me.
01:03:25 >> I thought I've made myself pretty fucking obvious, but...
01:03:31 in the case that I didn't...
01:03:33 [♪♪♪]
01:03:37 [♪♪♪]
01:03:39 >> Oh, Travis.
01:03:53 [♪♪♪]
01:03:58 [♪♪♪]
01:04:00 >> Is Travis here?
01:04:18 >> Um...
01:04:20 >> Hey, Travis!
01:04:21 Thanks for inviting me over.
01:04:24 >> So much for not wanting Alexa.
01:04:27 >> Thanks for inviting me over.
01:04:29 >> Sorry, I overslept. Come in, come in.
01:04:31 [door creaks]
01:04:35 >> I can explain.
01:04:41 >> You better.
01:04:42 Have a seat.
01:04:43 >> Thank you.
01:04:44 >> So, um...
01:04:46 >> What brings you here today?
01:04:48 >> Planning for the Kai-Oh date auction tomorrow night.
01:04:51 Travis agreed to be our hot ticket item.
01:04:53 >> Damn.
01:04:55 >> Stevie.
01:04:56 >> It's for charity.
01:04:59 >> Whoever bids the most will win a date with the soon-to-be Duke himself.
01:05:03 I already know it's going to be a fight to the death.
01:05:06 >> How cute.
01:05:08 >> Wait.
01:05:11 Taylor.
01:05:12 Are you okay with this?
01:05:14 >> Yep.
01:05:17 All good.
01:05:19 Well, I gotta get to class, so...
01:05:21 you two have fun.
01:05:24 Bye.
01:05:25 >> Right.
01:05:28 >> Oh, I have been looking forward to this.
01:05:40 Let's just get a bet it all on Lord Travis.
01:05:42 Too bad your pathetic tips at the bar won't be enough to bid against her.
01:05:46 She's got daddy's money.
01:05:48 >> Great to see the two of you again.
01:05:51 I heard you've been laying low since Travis humiliated you at the club.
01:05:55 Remember that?
01:05:56 And just a news flash.
01:05:58 I don't need to buy a night with Travis.
01:06:00 We already live together.
01:06:01 >> I could have a night with Lord Travis if I wanted.
01:06:05 And trust me, I would give him a night he would never forget.
01:06:09 >> Aw, Jenny.
01:06:11 I knew you were a bitch.
01:06:12 Didn't know you were delusional, too.
01:06:14 >> Jenny?
01:06:15 Oh, honey.
01:06:16 You're the delusional one.
01:06:17 First you think Caleb loves you, and now you think Lord Travis likes you?
01:06:21 Let me guess.
01:06:23 You guys hooked up, right?
01:06:24 And you fell for his gorgeous British accent and flock of corgis.
01:06:29 Just wait until you realize you're just an easy, boring lay.
01:06:35 >> Have fun tomorrow night, Taylor.
01:06:40 You'll be crying eating ice cream alone on the couch while Alexa is banging in Lord Travis' bed.
01:06:46 >> You can probably hear them through the wall.
01:06:48 >> Enjoy the mint chip.
01:06:50 >> I'm impressed with your work, Taylor.
01:07:00 >> Yeah?
01:07:01 >> I think you're ready.
01:07:02 We're hosting an open mic next week.
01:07:04 Do you want to sing?
01:07:06 It's the perfect chance for you to show me what you got.
01:07:10 >> Kim.
01:07:12 I would love to.
01:07:13 Thank you so much.
01:07:15 >> Of course.
01:07:16 >> Look at you go.
01:07:17 You're going to be singing in no time.
01:07:19 >> All right.
01:07:22 Sock.
01:07:23 You've been acting weird all night.
01:07:24 >> Travis and I hooked up.
01:07:29 >> Shit, I knew it.
01:07:33 I knew it.
01:07:34 >> Travis and I hooked up.
01:07:38 >> Shit, I knew it.
01:07:41 I knew it.
01:07:44 >> Oh, God.
01:07:45 Was he that bad in bed?
01:07:47 >> No, no.
01:07:48 The opposite.
01:07:49 But he told me he liked me and then he agreed to be in Alexa's stupid coyote date.
01:07:56 I don't know.
01:07:57 I mean, he clearly has no interest in being exclusive.
01:08:01 >> You don't know that, Taylor.
01:08:02 What if he's being forced into it or something?
01:08:04 >> Yeah, maybe he just already moved on.
01:08:07 I mean, what if he never really liked me at all?
01:08:10 >> Taylor, I think you should ask him for yourself.
01:08:13 [doorbell rings]
01:08:14 >> Taylor, we need to talk.
01:08:19 >> Here.
01:08:21 Take the corner booth and don't tell Kim.
01:08:23 >> Thanks.
01:08:25 Come on.
01:08:26 I wanted to explain what happened last night.
01:08:34 And I also wanted to tell you that I don't regret last night.
01:08:38 >> Okay, well, that's just great to hear, Travis.
01:08:41 >> I'm serious.
01:08:42 I meant what I said.
01:08:44 And some stupid date auction isn't going to change that.
01:08:47 >> Yeah, well, it's not stupid to me, okay?
01:08:48 I know that you date a lot of women.
01:08:51 And I know that nobody like me should feel oh so lucky to be another notch in Lord Harrington's bed frame.
01:08:57 But last night, it meant more to me than that.
01:09:00 >> It meant something to me, too, Taylor.
01:09:02 >> Then why are you doing the auction?
01:09:04 Hmm?
01:09:06 >> Well, remember when I said that I had to pay off those kids to get the videos from the party deleted?
01:09:14 >> Yeah.
01:09:16 >> That wasn't exactly true.
01:09:19 That wasn't exactly true.
01:09:23 I, um, Lexa agreed to do it if I participated in the auction.
01:09:32 It's truly the only reason I'm still here, not doing damage control in England.
01:09:35 >> So you lied to me.
01:09:37 >> Sorry.
01:09:41 But do you know why it was so important for me to stay here?
01:09:46 It's because of you.
01:10:01 >> So, Lexa cut a deal with Travis just so she could win a date with him at the auction?
01:10:05 Ew.
01:10:07 She's more desperate than I thought.
01:10:08 >> I have to bid on him.
01:10:09 I have to be the one who wins that date.
01:10:11 >> Then fight for him.
01:10:12 Duh.
01:10:13 >> I think between my savings and my tips from the bar, I probably have like, um, a thousand dollars.
01:10:21 Do you think that's enough?
01:10:23 >> Uh, no, no, probably not.
01:10:25 >> No.
01:10:26 >> But you can try.
01:10:27 >> Wish me luck.
01:10:29 >> Sure.
01:10:30 >> Ah, I love it.
01:10:37 >> Girl, you look hot as a fuck.
01:10:39 >> All thanks to you.
01:10:41 Too bad I'm gonna walk away a loser tonight.
01:10:45 >> Not if I can help it.
01:10:48 It's another thousand.
01:10:51 You can pay me back later.
01:10:52 I'm just so tired of seeing bitches like Jenna and Lexa come out on top.
01:10:58 >> Thank you.
01:10:59 >> For?
01:11:02 >> Alrighty.
01:11:04 >> Go get your man.
01:11:05 >> Let's find my man.
01:11:06 >> Riverboat vibes?
01:11:12 >> You know, I'm surprised that you two decided to show your faces tonight.
01:11:17 Isn't it painful being too poor to participate?
01:11:21 >> Your jokes are getting boring, Jenny.
01:11:24 >> Come up with something more original and then get back to us, sweetie.
01:11:27 >> Hey, ladies.
01:11:35 Who's ready for the auction?
01:11:36 >> Excited for you to win your big date with Travis.
01:11:39 >> Me too.
01:11:40 >> There's really, like, no competition.
01:11:42 >> All right.
01:11:46 Welcome to the 10th Annual Chi Omega Charity Date Auction.
01:11:50 Bid high, ladies.
01:11:52 This is going to a great cause.
01:11:54 Now, let's give it up for our first sexy stud, a British babe who needs no introduction at all.
01:12:00 Lord Travis Harrington.
01:12:02 Woo!
01:12:03 Let's start the bidding at $100.
01:12:07 >> $500.
01:12:10 >> $1,000.
01:12:13 >> $1,000.
01:12:19 >> Oh.
01:12:22 >> Do I hear $1,500?
01:12:24 What about $1,500?
01:12:25 >> $1,500.
01:12:28 >> Do it.
01:12:30 Bid it all.
01:12:31 >> $2,000.
01:12:33 >> You're embarrassing yourself, Taylor.
01:12:38 >> Everyone knows that a waitress can't afford that bid.
01:12:41 >> Do I hear $3,000?
01:12:45 >> $3,000.
01:12:47 >> $3,000.
01:12:48 >> What about $4,000?
01:12:53 $4,000 for Lord Travis?
01:12:55 >> Go ahead, Taylor.
01:12:56 Bid again.
01:12:57 >> Oh, wait.
01:12:58 You can't.
01:12:59 >> Give it up, bitch.
01:13:01 You've already lost Caleb, and now you're going to lose Lord Travis, too.
01:13:04 >> $4,000.
01:13:07 >> $4,000.
01:13:15 >> What the hell, dude? Aren't you his cousin?
01:13:17 >> Ew.
01:13:18 >> I'm not betting for myself. Don't worry.
01:13:20 >> $5,000.
01:13:23 >> $20,000.
01:13:26 >> What?
01:13:29 >> What the fuck?
01:13:30 >> $20,000 going once.
01:13:32 Going twice.
01:13:34 Lord Travis Harrington sold for $20,000 to Miles Tate?
01:13:42 >> I'm betting on behalf of Taylor Young, as per Travis' request.
01:13:45 >> What?
01:13:46 >> Taylor Young, come up and get your man.
01:13:50 >> That's not even fair.
01:13:52 That's like actually cheating.
01:13:54 >> $20,000? Are you crazy? Wasting all that money?
01:13:59 >> Waste? No, it was well worth it if you ask me.
01:14:02 >> Woo!
01:14:11 >> Yeah!
01:14:12 >> Woo!
01:14:16 >> She's a fucking bitch.
01:14:17 >> Woo, woo, woo, yeah!
01:14:20 >> God, she's so fucking lucky.
01:14:26 >> I would literally kill to be her.
01:14:28 >> Yeah, well, she looks like a princess, and we look like idiots.
01:14:30 >> Tracy, baby, you're not an idiot.
01:14:32 >> Caleb, shut it!
01:14:33 >> How does it feel to be the belle of the ball?
01:14:35 >> Pretty fucking incredible.
01:14:37 >> Ew.
01:14:39 >> Ew.
01:14:40 >> Now if you'll excuse us.
01:14:44 >> Oh my God, is that Eloise Beck?
01:14:59 >> Oh my God.
01:15:01 >> Is that the princess of Denmark?
01:15:03 >> She dated Travis.
01:15:06 >> No way.
01:15:07 >> I heard it was pretty serious, too.
01:15:09 >> Oh my God.
01:15:10 >> What is your ex doing here?
01:15:14 >> Oh, sweetie, I'm not his ex. I'm his fiancée.
01:15:21 >> Brilliant.
01:15:24 >> You fucking cut it.
01:15:26 >> I can explain. I promise. I swear. I can.
01:15:33 [music]
01:15:34 >> Travis, what did she mean by fiancée?
01:15:44 >> Listen, it wasn't my choice.
01:15:55 >> So it's true, then.
01:15:59 [music]
01:16:00 >> Unlock the door.
01:16:05 Unlock the door.
01:16:11 >> Wait. The engagement isn't official yet, but if my father has his way, it will be soon. Let's just get back in the car. I can explain.
01:16:20 >> You lied to me, Travis. Again.
01:16:23 >> No, I never wanted any of this.
01:16:26 I came to America to escape it.
01:16:28 >> I should have never moved in with you. I should have never said we could be friends. God, you even told me that you'd break my heart and I didn't listen.
01:16:35 You just kissed me in front of everyone. I mean, you made me look like some sort of stupid homewrecker.
01:16:43 Was this all a game to you, huh?
01:16:46 >> No.
01:16:48 >> Did you get your little American dream? Well, congratulations. I am living in a total nightmare.
01:16:54 >> Taylor, just-- >> No, don't touch me.
01:16:56 I don't ever want to see you again.
01:17:02 >> But, Taylor, I love you. I love you.
01:17:10 >> You love me?
01:17:18 >> Yes.
01:17:22 >> How can I trust anything you say?
01:17:25 >> This was real for me. It is real. I swear.
01:17:32 >> Yeah.
01:17:34 But just for me.
01:17:38 >> Travis!
01:17:49 >> What?
01:17:50 >> Travis!
01:17:52 >> What are you doing here?
01:17:57 >> God, you're starting to speak like a peasant. I will not have you marry one.
01:18:01 You need to come home, Travis.
01:18:04 >> No fucking way.
01:18:05 >> You need to come home, Travis.
01:18:07 >> No fucking way.
01:18:08 >> Don't talk that way to me, boy. The royal family has arranged for this engagement. You will not back out.
01:18:14 >> I thought we had something special.
01:18:17 >> You drunken one-night stand in Ibiza. You begged your father to threaten the king that if I dumped you, you would destroy our country's relationships.
01:18:25 >> That is not true. I would never.
01:18:27 >> I'm sure it isn't, my dear. If you don't come back to England with me, I'm kicking you out of the royal family myself.
01:18:34 >> My dear?
01:18:41 >> Will I ruin your American dream? That you want to marry this sad little small-town girl? Do you love her?
01:18:48 >> Do you love her?
01:18:52 >> Fuck off. You lied to her!
01:18:54 >> You're not my fiancé. And you never will be. I had something special with Taylor and you just showed up and ruined it.
01:19:03 >> Grow up, Travis. You're going to be a fucking duke one day. And in case you've forgotten, I'm the princess of Denmark. You belong with royalty and not some naive American baby.
01:19:15 >> So you're here to what? Manipulate me into proposing to you? Sorry, no, that's not going to happen.
01:19:29 >> You know what kind of power I have. You're not choosing her over me.
01:19:35 >> I already have. By the way, I do love her. I'll make bloody sure she knows it.
01:19:46 >> I mean, this whole fucking time you had a fiancé, how could I be so stupid?
01:19:58 >> You're not stupid, babe. Travis' feelings for you were real. I mean, I saw it. Miles saw it. Hell, everyone saw it. Why do you think all the bitter bitches at school have been trying so hard to tear y'all down?
01:20:13 >> Yeah, well, if his feelings were real, then why did he do this to me, huh? I mean, why did he tell me he loved me?
01:20:23 >> Girl, you know I love the royals, but they can be fucking crazy. So if he's saying that his dad is forcing him to marry Eloise, I believe it. And as for the "I love you" thing, he said it because it's true.
01:20:39 >> No, truthfully, I'm a royal, so who I marry isn't really up to me. It's all about power plays and diplomacy.
01:20:51 >> And if I had to guess, I'd say you love him too?
01:20:58 >> And if I had to guess, I'd say you love him too?
01:21:08 >> Don't go falling in love with me, okay?
01:21:10 >> Just roommates, just friends. Deal?
01:21:14 >> You were jealous I was dancing with that guy, weren't you?
01:21:23 >> Why would I be jealous? I'm the one taking you home tonight.
01:21:28 >> If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
01:21:31 >> I'm not jealous. You can date whoever you want.
01:21:35 >> Remind me again why we decided to just be friends.
01:21:39 >> I can't remember right now.
01:21:41 >> Fine, yeah, I do. I love him. What am I supposed to do about it?
01:21:50 >> Seriously? You go get your man.
01:21:54 >> Yeah.
01:21:57 >> Travis? Tra-
01:22:01 >> Travis? Tra-
01:22:03 >> The famous Taylor Young.
01:22:09 >> Eloise? Where's Travis?
01:22:12 >> Oh, he didn't tell you? I thought you two were close.
01:22:15 >> I know you're trying to intimidate me, but it won't work.
01:22:21 >> Travis told me the truth about you.
01:22:23 >> Oh, I bet he did.
01:22:25 >> I'm sorry.
01:22:28 >> I'm sorry.
01:22:29 >> Did he also tell you that his dad came here tonight?
01:22:34 >> Or did he tell you that the Duke himself threatened to kick him out of the family if he didn't jump on a plane immediately?
01:22:44 >> I'm sorry, Taylor. He went back to England.
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01:22:55 >> How'd it go? Did you tell him yet?
01:23:09 >> Listen, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:23:11 >> Not yet.
01:23:12 >> What? What do you mean?
01:23:13 >> Where are you?
01:23:14 >> Um, I'm kind of on a plane to London.
01:23:19 >> Like the Queen?
01:23:20 >> What? What about the open mic? It's tomorrow.
01:23:23 >> I know, but...
01:23:24 >> Get me a souvenir.
01:23:25 >> I have to follow Travis.
01:23:29 >> Oh, I gotta go. We're about to take off.
01:23:33 >> Call me as soon as you land.
01:23:35 >> Damn, that's crazy.
01:23:37 >> I know.
01:23:38 >> Why did you close your door? Oh.
01:23:42 >> Why did you close your door? Oh.
01:23:44 >> Um, hi.
01:23:47 >> Hi.
01:23:48 >> Um, have you heard from Taylor?
01:23:50 >> Dude, she's on a plane to England, bro.
01:23:52 >> What do you mean she's on a plane to England?
01:23:54 >> She thought you left. She went to your house to tell you.
01:23:58 >> Eloise. Fuck.
01:24:01 >> Right. Taylor, please pick up. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
01:24:07 >> Oh, damn it.
01:24:09 >> Well, if you hear from her, tell her I'm on my way.
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01:24:21 >> Duke Harrington.
01:24:22 >> Taylor Young. You and I need to have a little chat.
01:24:26 >> Taylor, it's lovely to meet you.
01:24:29 >> What are you doing to my son?
01:24:32 >> Uh, nice to meet you. Um, is Travis here?
01:24:37 >> He's still in America, dear.
01:24:39 >> What?
01:24:40 >> He refused to come back to England.
01:24:42 He was willing to give up his place as Lord as part of the royal family.
01:24:46 All because of you.
01:24:48 So what is it? You blackmailing him? You want money? I'll give you anything.
01:24:54 >> No. Not at all. I...
01:24:56 Duke Harrington, with all due respect, I... I love him.
01:25:03 >> Taylor.
01:25:05 >> Hi.
01:25:06 >> I love him.
01:25:11 >> Taylor.
01:25:12 >> Travis.
01:25:13 >> I love you.
01:25:20 >> I love you, Taylor. Did you really come all the way here just for me?
01:25:24 You should have known I never would have left your side.
01:25:27 Father, this is what I want. This is why I couldn't leave America.
01:25:35 And exactly why I couldn't propose to Elrise.
01:25:39 I can't be with Taylor and become a respectable Duke, Travis.
01:25:42 >> Well, why not? You did, didn't you?
01:25:46 >> Yes, but... but it was hard. People were cruel.
01:25:52 >> And we got through it. Just like Taylor and Travis will.
01:25:56 For what it's worth, you have my blessing.
01:26:00 >> Thank you, Mother.
01:26:02 Father, I want to take over for you one day.
01:26:07 I want to marry, become the Duke, but...
01:26:10 I have to do it on my own terms.
01:26:13 Would you let me?
01:26:15 I have to do it on my own terms.
01:26:21 Would you let me?
01:26:23 >> Yes, you may.
01:26:30 I can see that this love is real.
01:26:34 Who am I to tear that apart?
01:26:36 >> Welcome to the family, Mother. Thank you.
01:26:41 >> Thank you.
01:26:43 Darling? Shall we?
01:26:46 >> So, what are we waiting for? We have to go.
01:26:52 >> What? Where are we going?
01:26:54 >> Back to America. The open mic is tonight and we can't miss it.
01:26:57 >> How do you know about that?
01:26:59 >> How do you think?
01:27:02 >> Zara.
01:27:03 >> Let's go. Hop on the private jet.
01:27:06 >> Travis! You can't do this to me. You can't break up with me.
01:27:10 She's nothing and I'm the fucking princess.
01:27:13 >> Sorry, Eloise. It was never going to happen.
01:27:16 >> And by the way, Denmark sounds made up.
01:27:19 >> Travis!
01:27:22 Travis!
01:27:26 Travis!
01:27:27 >> Run backstage while I can follow you in.
01:27:32 >> Thank you.
01:27:37 >> Taylor, wait.
01:27:39 >> Caleb, what the hell do you want now?
01:27:41 >> I miss you so much, Tae.
01:27:43 I'm so sick of being stuck with Grace and her whiny friends.
01:27:47 And I know you miss me too.
01:27:52 >> Sorry, bro. Not going to happen.
01:27:55 >> Caleb, let's ship ourselves.
01:27:58 Goodbye forever now.
01:28:00 >> I wish I was a fucking Duke.
01:28:12 >> Hey, OU babes. Major news from across the pond.
01:28:17 Lord Travis kicked the British ass.
01:28:21 Travis kicked the princess of Denmark to the curb. Like, literally.
01:28:25 And then he ran off into the sunset with none other than Taylor Young.
01:28:29 >> Unbelievable.
01:28:31 >> She gets the hottest reel alive and what do we get?
01:28:34 >> She's probably a shitty singer. At least we get to watch her choke tonight.
01:28:38 >> Travis is going to be so mortified that he dumps her on the spot.
01:28:42 >> Excuse me. That is my son's future wife you're talking about.
01:28:49 >> Duke Harrington. Duchess. We were... we were just... we were joking.
01:28:55 No, like, Taylor... we're old friends with Taylor, so we joke around like that, like, all the time.
01:29:02 >> Duke Harrington, it's an honor to meet you. My father will be delighted we met. He's got the legacy.
01:29:08 >> I don't give a rat's ass who your father is.
01:29:16 >> If you two don't leave my sight, I will personally have you kicked out of the school.
01:29:21 >> If you two don't leave my sight, I will personally have you kicked out of the school.
01:29:29 >> Sorry.
01:29:32 >> How does it feel to piss off the royal family?
01:29:38 >> You won't believe what happened to me.
01:29:43 >> I'm done being your punching bag, Grace. It's over.
01:29:49 >> Are you kidding me?
01:29:52 >> Get out of here.
01:29:54 >> Daddy!
01:29:57 >> Break a leg, love.
01:30:09 >> Hi. This one goes out to Travis Harrington. Love of my life.
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01:31:36 >> Bloody hell. I knew you were talented, but that was brilliant. I love you so much.
01:31:44 >> I love you.
01:31:48 >> I wanted to ask you something. Taylor Young, would you do the honors of marrying me?
01:31:57 >> Travis, are you sure?
01:32:03 >> More sure than I am of anything in this world. I think we can really work.
01:32:12 >> Once I become the Duke, I want you right by my side. What do you say?
01:32:18 >> Yes!
01:32:22 >> Oh, yeah!
01:32:27 >> Oh!
01:32:31 >> Oh!
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01:32:56 ♪ Inside we'll keep ♪