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00:00 (audience cheering)
00:03 Yes, I'm still not going home with you.
00:09 It's Friday, so you know what that means.
00:13 Let's welcome tonight's guest.
00:16 She's liked the show "Cops" on TV since the 90s
00:22 and often seen around half-naked men.
00:24 Host of "Kennedy Saves the World" podcast, Kennedy.
00:27 (audience cheering)
00:31 He creates more impressions than a Weight Watchers meeting
00:35 at Raymoor and Flanagan's.
00:36 Actor and stand-up comedian, Tyler Fisher.
00:39 (audience cheering)
00:42 She's like hail, small, white, and smashes windshields.
00:46 New York Times bestselling author,
00:48 Fox News contributor, Cat Tooth.
00:49 (audience cheering)
00:52 And his underwear can be used by paragliders.
00:57 New York Times bestselling author,
00:58 comedian, former NWA world champion, Tyrus.
01:01 (audience cheering)
01:04 Before we get to some news stories, let's do this.
01:08 (upbeat music)
01:10 Greg's leftovers.
01:12 Yeah, it's leftovers where I read the jokes
01:15 we didn't use this week.
01:17 And as always, it's my first time reading them.
01:19 So if they suck, we'll stuff ground beef
01:21 down Joe Mackey's pants and send him to The View.
01:25 (audience laughing)
01:28 X, formerly known as Twitter,
01:31 has established new rules to allow users
01:34 to post X-rated adult content.
01:38 Elon Musk says the decision was made
01:39 by his newest content executive.
01:42 (audience laughing)
01:46 New York Governor, Kathy Hochul,
01:47 is ditching a plan for congestion pricing,
01:50 which would charge drivers
01:52 to enter the city's business district.
01:55 She said the plan would only force New Yorkers
01:58 to move unlike her face.
02:01 (audience laughing)
02:04 I feel bad too.
02:06 A newly sexually transmitted fungal infection
02:10 has been detected in New York City.
02:13 Hey, if the only thing you get after a visit
02:14 to New York City is a fungal infection,
02:17 you're doing great.
02:19 (audience laughing)
02:20 Ew.
02:21 (audience applauding)
02:23 Fungal.
02:24 Fungal.
02:25 Ew.
02:26 To help prevent shoplifting,
02:27 workers at TJ Maxx and Marshall's
02:29 are wearing police-like body cameras.
02:31 Customers are furious because this increases
02:34 the likelihood of someone seeing them
02:35 shopping at TJ Maxx and Marshall's.
02:37 (audience laughing)
02:40 A remote Amazon tribe finally connected to the internet
02:47 only to wind up hooked on porn.
02:50 In unrelated news,
02:51 Pornhub will soon start accepting seashells as payment.
02:55 (audience laughing)
02:58 I'm off to the beach.
03:00 The Wall Street Journal reports
03:02 that people are divided over whether it's okay
03:04 to call someone without texting first.
03:08 Others report that they just wish
03:10 someone would reach out at all.
03:12 (audience laughing)
03:15 Very lonely.
03:16 Friend of the show.
03:17 Alec and Hilaria Baldwin are unveiling
03:20 their new TLC reality series for 2025.
03:25 With the couple, plus their seven children,
03:28 it's like a modern day Brady Bunch.
03:31 But with Alice getting shot in the face.
03:34 (audience laughing)
03:36 Oh my God.
03:37 (audience laughing)
03:40 On the electric car front,
03:43 senators are blasting the government
03:45 for having three years
03:47 and $7 billion to complete only seven EV charging stations.
03:52 The government plans to build 500,000 stations
03:58 and confidently predict that at their current pace,
04:00 it will be completed by the year 216,310.
04:05 (audience laughing)
04:07 That's for real, by the way.
04:09 Paul Krugman, a journalist for the New York Times
04:11 asked the question,
04:12 should Joe Biden downplay his own success?
04:15 (audience laughing)
04:16 That's like asking Joy Behar
04:18 if she should downplay her looks.
04:20 (audience laughing)
04:23 I'll take it.
04:28 Jennifer Lopez canceled her tour,
04:30 citing a desire to be with her family.
04:33 Upon hearing the news,
04:34 her husband Ben Affleck announced he's going on tour.
04:37 (audience laughing)
04:40 Researchers are calling for limits
04:43 on in-flight alcohol purchases
04:45 to protect passengers' health,
04:48 but they added passengers on Spirit
04:50 are free to keep sniffing glue.
04:52 (audience laughing)
04:55 Related news, after British Airways passengers
04:59 were told to brace for landing,
05:01 then spent hours on the tarmac,
05:03 fellow passenger James Corden
05:06 entertained his fellow stuck travelers.
05:09 British Airways thanked Corden
05:11 for getting the passengers
05:13 to actually look forward to dying in a crash.
05:16 (audience laughing)
05:19 A new app tracks the price of a Big Mac
05:23 at every McDonald's across the United States
05:26 to help users save money.
05:28 It's such a great idea,
05:30 the app already has its first VIP customer.
05:33 (audience laughing)
05:34 Why?
05:35 I don't know.
05:36 And finally, the world's loneliest man
05:40 lives in an abandoned village on a mountain
05:43 with just a horse.
05:45 In fact, we have a picture of him and his animal.
05:48 (audience laughing)
05:51 We don't even try to make it look like a village,
05:57 you know, just slap the two people together.
06:02 Now to the news,
06:04 where the Dems rue the day they tried to put Trump away.
06:09 Well, now that liberals weaponize the justice system
06:11 against the once and future president,
06:14 manipulating phony charges, a trial and a conviction,
06:17 the Pandora's box is open
06:19 and Trumpers are thirsty for revenge.
06:21 After all, if Democrat lawfare is to blame,
06:24 then two can play at that game.
06:27 Republicans from Stephen Miller to Steve Bannon
06:29 and Speaker Mike Johnson
06:31 are expressing the need for vengeance.
06:33 And not just the fun kind
06:35 where you switch Maxine Waters wig
06:37 with a family of ferrets.
06:39 (audience laughing)
06:41 Mike Johnson's promising to use appropriations,
06:44 legislation and oversight
06:45 to rein in the justice department.
06:47 And of course the left-wing media
06:49 has their gender neutral panties in a twist over it.
06:52 The Washington Post quote,
06:53 "Trump wants retribution.
06:55 This eye for an eye justice is real and dangerous."
06:58 Mother Jones, Trump's obsession with revenge,
07:01 a big post verdict danger.
07:03 Daily Beast, revenge what Trump and the GOP want most of all.
07:08 Well, boo hoo.
07:10 (audience laughing)
07:11 And the brain trust that is mourning Joe
07:14 is shaking in their boots.
07:16 Donald Trump and his allies
07:17 are ratcheting up their calls for revenge
07:20 against Democrats.
07:21 He suggested Hillary Clinton be jailed
07:25 in response to his guilty verdict.
07:27 Donald Trump is not messing around.
07:30 He promises retribution and he will serve it up.
07:35 So with that, I mean, I'm not sure
07:39 what more people need to know
07:41 given a lot of things that Donald Trump has promised
07:45 have come to pass.
07:47 Great work there, Mary.
07:48 Sorry to break the news, hon,
07:51 but Hillary's still roaming the streets
07:53 in sweat-stained pantsuits menacing society,
07:56 despite all Trump's calls for jail.
07:58 So it's good that Mika admits a lot of Trump's promises
08:01 did come to pass like building a healthy economy
08:04 and border security, world peace.
08:06 Who else remembers the good old days of 2019?
08:08 Not Mika.
08:09 When you're married to Joe Scarborough,
08:11 you try not to think of the past or the present
08:13 and perhaps the future either.
08:15 But the way I see it,
08:16 Trump's greatest revenge will come November 5th.
08:19 After that, enough with the revenge talk.
08:21 Instead, focus on incentives
08:23 so these losers don't try this crap again.
08:26 Don't get vengeful, get mad,
08:29 as in mutually assured destruction.
08:32 Let them know you're just as capable as they are
08:34 in proving that no one is above the law.
08:38 It's not really about jailing people,
08:40 it's about punishing crimes.
08:43 'Cause like Mahatma Gandhi famously said,
08:46 "Don't start none, won't be none."
08:48 (audience laughing)
08:50 Period.
08:51 (audience applauding)
08:54 Kennedy, A, should there be payback?
08:58 And B, don't you think it's interesting
09:00 that they're quaking in their boots
09:01 'cause they know they deserve it?
09:03 They're the ones talking about revenge all the time.
09:05 No, it reminds me of Hamas being angry
09:09 at the response that Israel had
09:12 after they inflicted the worst massacre since the Holocaust.
09:17 So although a weaponized Republican administration
09:21 would be capable of retribution,
09:23 I think it's horrible for the country.
09:24 I like what Mike Johnson is saying.
09:26 I like that they would use appropriations
09:28 and every other means to take stock
09:31 in the Justice Department.
09:33 And I want them to squeeze the Justice Department
09:35 and make it smaller and more ethical.
09:37 And I want them to do that
09:38 with every other government agency.
09:41 We talked about during Defund the Police,
09:43 we're like, "Defund everything!"
09:45 That's what small-minded conservatives
09:47 and libertarians wanted.
09:48 So if they're using this moment to make sure
09:52 that these institutions cannot do that again,
09:54 I'm fine with that.
09:54 I think vengeance is a horrible idea.
09:57 And this administration,
09:58 if there is another Trump administration,
09:59 they should rise above it.
10:01 I disagree.
10:03 Rising above things is overrated, Tyler.
10:07 If you were Trump, how would you get back at the Dems
10:10 for this sham conviction?
10:12 I mean, you know, I was gonna say everything Kennedy said.
10:15 I reward for word, but...
10:16 (Conan laughing)
10:20 You know, I think he wants to wear this as a badge, right?
10:24 He can twist anything and make it good, right?
10:26 34 counts, Greg, nobody's done it, right?
10:29 Nobody's done it.
10:30 El Chapo couldn't do it.
10:31 He couldn't do it.
10:32 22 counts, right?
10:33 He did 22 counts.
10:35 Al Capone, what a failure, nine counts.
10:37 (audience laughing)
10:38 Even, excuse me, even the Zodiac Killer, right?
10:41 I call him the Zodiac Loser.
10:43 I'll be out in the yard.
10:44 Catch me outside of the yard, Greg.
10:45 I'll be out there.
10:47 It's gonna say Trump's yard, so.
10:49 I don't think, yeah, I think let him have the badge.
10:51 You can't beat it.
10:52 You can't beat it.
10:53 Let him have it.
10:55 Anyways, and then what she said.
10:57 (audience applauding)
10:59 Kat, I do agree with Kennedy
11:01 that you don't wanna weaponize anything,
11:03 but how you incentivize them when they return to power,
11:07 right, it becomes this ping pong thing.
11:09 And I guess what I'm saying is, do you think about,
11:12 is it possible to have mutually assured destruction
11:15 to end the weaponization of the Justice Department?
11:18 I mean, that didn't happen.
11:22 I think that's always implied.
11:23 And I think, honestly, that my issue,
11:27 and you brought up, Kennedy,
11:28 a lot of different branches of government,
11:30 levels of government.
11:31 My issue in general with this idea
11:34 of once so-and-so's there or if so-and-so's there,
11:36 I don't want a system that demands so much
11:39 on who is in what position.
11:41 And I think the fact that what happened to Trump,
11:43 I mean, I absolutely believe
11:45 was weaponization of the justice system.
11:46 I absolutely believe it was obviously politicized.
11:49 But I think that if we get,
11:52 my focus is on how did that happen.
11:55 We should not let those positions of power
11:57 to have that kind of power.
11:59 Not like, oh, when I want my guy in there
12:00 so he can do that to your ass.
12:02 That's not, I think that's not the answer,
12:03 although I understand the impulse
12:05 for people who are on one of the two teams.
12:09 But I really do think that the focus
12:11 should not be on who's in power,
12:12 but the amount of power that those positions have,
12:13 'cause it's really, really, truly a scary thing.
12:15 It is.
12:17 All right, Tyrus, what do you think?
12:20 You need to do something or they're never gonna stop.
12:24 I think it's funny when people who spent
12:27 the last six years with a coup
12:29 and doing everything they possibly could,
12:33 stretching the law, being martyrs,
12:35 and lying and committing crimes to find a crime
12:38 are worried about revenge.
12:41 It's not really revenge.
12:43 It's like a bank robber steals his money
12:45 and then he's sitting in the house going,
12:46 oh, if the bank comes back for this, this is wrong.
12:49 Like they went out of their way to get him out of office.
12:53 They commit, I don't know how many different fake stories
12:56 or implanted stories.
12:56 They had a team of Hollywood directors come in
12:59 to produce the January 6th thing.
13:01 Like they went above and beyond to go after him.
13:03 They had guys who just 34 counts of one crime
13:06 that was expired and they did everything they could.
13:10 He never did that when he was in office.
13:11 Now he would say Hillary deserves to be locked up,
13:13 but he didn't have one of his guys in the DOJ resign
13:16 and go hop on to where she lives
13:19 and look for a crime on her.
13:20 So what they're afraid of,
13:22 what Joe and them are all afraid of
13:23 is that it's not revenge, it's accountability.
13:26 And that's the thing that's like,
13:27 oh yeah, turn the other cheek.
13:29 (audience applauding)
13:32 He gets in.
13:33 You understand that the last six years of work
13:35 is out the window.
13:36 - Yeah.
13:37 - So there should be an accountability buddy
13:40 waiting for you, for those who spent this time.
13:42 Because here's the deal, if you were doing it right,
13:44 you would stand by it.
13:45 - Yeah.
13:46 - I don't have to worry about retribution
13:46 because I follow the law.
13:48 I seek the truth.
13:48 I got the truth.
13:50 So come get me.
13:51 But that's not what they're saying.
13:52 They're like, hey, hey, it's all cool if you win.
13:55 - Yeah.
13:56 - No, no, (beep) that.
13:57 - They're worried.
13:58 They are worried, which is why they're bringing up
14:00 the R word for revenge.
14:04 - Oh.
14:05 - Not retarded.
14:06 (audience laughing)
14:07 Damn it, Kennedy.
14:09 Coming up later in the show,
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