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Fish Without a Bicycle -SD
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Do you believe in destiny, fate some people call it, or could it be that the road not
00:00:41taken could have been the right road, you know, if you'd only taken it?
00:00:48I for one have no idea.
00:00:51That's why I've been documenting the recent events in my life, trying to figure out how
00:00:58I've made the mistakes that I've made, and God knows there have been a lot of them.
00:01:05Anyways, just trying to figure it all out, you know, this life thing where I fit in.
00:01:13So here I am, one hour and thirty-seven minutes away from being a quarter of a century old.
00:01:21I wonder what my mom would think of all this.
00:01:31Anyways, where to start?
00:01:34Hmm, Danny.
00:01:36See there was this guy.
00:01:50Sleepy, I'm sleeping.
00:01:57Are you feeling more breakfast-ish or lunch-ish?
00:02:01Something meaty-ish.
00:02:04That's my girl.
00:02:12Mmm, bacon bread.
00:02:15That was Danny, the most perfect, loving, sensitive guy on the planet.
00:02:20And to top it all off, he saves lives for a living.
00:02:23So why did I leave him and end our perfect little white picket fence existence?
00:02:28Let me introduce you to Michael.
00:02:30Have you ever met somebody who made your heart beat so fast you thought you might throw up
00:02:34all over his brown suede loafers?
00:02:36Well, I have.
00:02:39Thank you, Miss Juliana.
00:02:41Thank you very much.
00:02:47Miss Juliana, can you wait out back for a moment?
00:02:54Thank you.
00:02:55Thank you.
00:02:56Good job.
00:03:09Hey, I'm glad you got some talent.
00:03:11I don't want my future wife to be a total hack.
00:03:14Future wife?
00:03:16You do remember you're talking to a practically married woman.
00:03:20What, the fireman?
00:03:22Please, we, as in you and I, are going to be together.
00:03:26I knew that the minute I heard your voice over the telephone line,
00:03:30before I even saw you, it could have been some ugly fat girl.
00:03:34It's got to win some points.
00:03:37Have a drink with me.
00:03:38No.
00:03:39What are you afraid of?
00:03:41Boo.
00:03:42Okay, I'll tell you what, a business drink.
00:03:44You know, two peers enjoying a distilled alcoholic beverage,
00:03:48discussing the art of acting and all that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:03:54Good.
00:03:55See you tonight at the bar.
00:03:57The bar?
00:03:58That's a little vague, isn't it?
00:04:00No, silly girl, it's really called the bar.
00:04:03It's on Sunset.
00:04:04First of all, silly girl, I think not.
00:04:06Second of all, I don't date.
00:04:08I live with someone that I'm going to marry.
00:04:10Yeah, right, you keep telling yourself that.
00:04:13Oh, by the way, you got the part.
00:04:17See you there.
00:04:19Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait.
00:04:21That doesn't mean, no, no, no, I'm not going.
00:04:25I can't go.
00:04:27I won't be there.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36Hi.
00:04:37Looking for someone?
00:04:39I don't even know why I'm here.
00:04:41And it's not what you think.
00:04:43I'm not that kind of girl.
00:04:46Looking for someone?
00:04:48I don't even know why I'm here.
00:04:50And it's not what you think.
00:04:52I'm not that kind of girl.
00:05:15I'm not that kind of girl.
00:05:38Baby?
00:05:40Yeah.
00:05:45Don't wake up all the way, go to sleep.
00:05:49Did you get it?
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:56Congratulations.
00:05:59Must be smart up there.
00:06:02Smart people on the moon.
00:06:10Good job.
00:06:15Go to sleep.
00:06:19Want to go to the stereo light?
00:06:31Some people say a single moment can change your whole life.
00:06:35A left turn, a right.
00:06:39A decision alters everything.
00:06:42Now I know what they mean.
00:06:54Go back to sleep.
00:06:56Okay.
00:06:58I'll see you in two days.
00:07:00Call me at the station?
00:07:02Okay.
00:07:04Congratulations.
00:07:24Okay.
00:07:45This better be highly entertaining.
00:07:47Vic, it's me.
00:07:48I did something really, really bad.
00:07:50Yeah, what did you fuck some random guy?
00:07:53Well, he's not exactly random.
00:07:56I can't fucking believe this.
00:07:57What the hell happened?
00:07:59Remember that Michael guy I told you about, the director?
00:08:01Oh, by the way, I got the part.
00:08:03Of course you did, you filthy whore.
00:08:05Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:08:06So not funny right now.
00:08:08Okay, so then I met him, you know, face to face for the first time.
00:08:11Almost peed my pants.
00:08:12Because he's like this sexy, clever, I don't know.
00:08:16He makes Danny seem really simple and...
00:08:19When I'm with him, it's like being, you know, in clever, clever land.
00:08:22I know that's no excuse, and I'm a horrible human being,
00:08:24and I'm going straight to hell in a basket full of ham.
00:08:27Well, I'm not going to disagree with you there, but...
00:08:31You know, I keep saying, baby,
00:08:32you've got to get a couple more notches in your belt
00:08:34before you settle down and get married.
00:08:37You don't even know yourself yet.
00:08:39Have you ever been alone?
00:08:40No, you've always had some adoring guy there,
00:08:43some guy to pick up the pieces when you fall
00:08:46or when you barely stumble or stub your toe.
00:08:49And I just think it's time to get out into the world and take some risks.
00:08:52And you know what else, baby?
00:08:53Vic, you're doing that preachy thing again.
00:08:56Hey, Hoback, you want my help or not?
00:08:59Hoback. Yeah, I do.
00:09:02Don't tell Danny a thing.
00:09:05Move in with me for a little bit until you sow your wild oats.
00:09:09I've always wanted to use that expression.
00:09:11And when you're done, you go back to Danny.
00:09:13Or you might not go back to Danny.
00:09:15I mean, baby, he is your first.
00:09:18Like if you've eaten brie your whole life.
00:09:22Sure, it's a mild and tasty cheese,
00:09:25but how do you know it's your favorite
00:09:27until you try, let's say, a Gouda or a Spicy Pepper Jack?
00:09:32So come stay with me for a little bit.
00:09:36Try lots of different cheeses.
00:09:37And when you're done, Danny will be waiting.
00:09:40Oh, but really important, okay?
00:09:41So listen up.
00:09:42Do not, I repeat, do not tell him there's someone else.
00:09:46He'll fuck up the whole thing.
00:09:48That's so wrong.
00:09:50Do you think it'll work?
00:09:52Absolutely.
00:09:53Just tell him you need a little time to find yourself.
00:09:56Code for I want to fuck other people.
00:09:58He loves you. He'll wait.
00:10:00Goddamn, I am good.
00:10:02Or really evil. Jury's still out.
00:10:04Hey, I am not the one with the big scarlet A on my chest.
00:10:07Touche.
00:10:09Now, on to the important stuff.
00:10:12I want to hear all the gruesome details about the sax.
00:10:14Are you working lunch?
00:10:15Okay, how was the oral?
00:10:17Ah, inappropriate.
00:10:19Please, you had sex on the first date.
00:10:21Well, technically it wasn't even a date, so that's even worse.
00:10:24So cut the demure act and no longer holds up.
00:10:26Yeah, he was good, fine. He's very skilled.
00:10:29How was the tongue action?
00:10:30Oh God, not the propeller, I hope.
00:10:32Definitely a less is more kind of guy.
00:10:35What about the cock?
00:10:37Let's just say his peignoir is quite adequate.
00:10:41His penoir?
00:10:42His peep.
00:10:43Peep?
00:10:45Fine, his penis.
00:10:47It's pornographically large and it curves to the right
00:10:53with veins and ridges and things, but not too many.
00:10:56And his semen tastes like warm maple syrup.
00:10:59Graphic enough for you?
00:11:05Well done, my little girl is growing up.
00:11:08He's just good at everything.
00:11:10Very different than with Damien.
00:11:11I guess I actually do like sex.
00:11:13I think I saw God.
00:11:15He was perfect, it was perfect.
00:11:17He actually has a remote for the fireplace.
00:11:20Ah yes, nothing like fake locks to set the mood.
00:11:24Remote control fireplace.
00:11:27A little cheesy, I know.
00:11:29Nonetheless, I made sure it was part of the selling price.
00:11:32Oh, so you own this place then?
00:11:35I do, yes.
00:11:36Not only am I mildly handsome and relatively talented,
00:11:39I also have family money.
00:11:41That must be nice.
00:11:43I've had to work since I was 13.
00:11:46That's probably good for you.
00:11:47It builds character.
00:11:49I presume that means that you have a new character?
00:11:53Evidently.
00:11:58I should go.
00:12:00I'm going to go.
00:12:01Do you want to see my etchings?
00:12:03Etchings?
00:12:05Smooth.
00:12:06They were very good etchings.
00:12:08Very masterfully done.
00:12:10Shut up.
00:12:11He just, I don't know, okay.
00:12:13Maybe it wasn't that romantic.
00:12:14He says these things, you know,
00:12:16that on somebody else it might not seem like that big of a deal,
00:12:18but on him it's just perfect.
00:12:21Perfect.
00:12:22I know the type, danger.
00:12:23That's all I'm saying.
00:12:24Oh God, can we hold you to that?
00:12:26Yeah, you can.
00:12:27Just do what you want.
00:12:28It's about time you had a little danger in your life.
00:12:29Yes, that is true.
00:12:30I should have danger.
00:12:32I should throw worry to the wind.
00:12:34You guys better look out,
00:12:35because I'm a danger girl from now on.
00:12:37I'm going to wear a cape the whole thing.
00:12:38Okay, okay, if one more person, any of you,
00:12:40say danger in the next two minutes, I'm going to lose it.
00:12:42And sweetie, it's throw caution to the wind.
00:12:45Whatever.
00:12:47Oh, what time is it?
00:12:48Oh, keys, late, rehearsal.
00:12:50I got to go.
00:12:51Bye, Adam.
00:12:52Ah, Miss Juliana, meet Master Benjamin.
00:12:54You'll be playing the role of Johnny.
00:12:56It's just Ben.
00:12:59You look like a Johnny.
00:13:01I'm kind of like a cowboy.
00:13:03Oh, well, I'm from Dayton, Ohio, actually.
00:13:06But, you know, it's funny,
00:13:07I always had kind of a non-sexual crush on Clint Eastwood.
00:13:11Really?
00:13:12Yeah, quintessential Marlboro man.
00:13:13Me too.
00:13:14Okay, enough niceties.
00:13:16Let's get a couple things out of the way.
00:13:18I am the director.
00:13:19Therefore, as actors,
00:13:20I expect you guys to follow my direction and fill it.
00:13:24I know what I'm doing, so trust me,
00:13:26and I promise you I will steer you in the right direction.
00:13:29Okay?
00:13:30Juliana, all that smiling you were doing in the audition,
00:13:34it's out.
00:13:35This character doesn't smile.
00:13:37All right?
00:13:39And Brad.
00:13:40Ben.
00:13:41Ben, I'm sorry.
00:13:42Ben, you seem too...
00:13:45faggoty, for lack of a better word.
00:13:48Man them up, okay?
00:13:49Maybe wear a cowboy hat to every rehearsal.
00:13:52Boots, I think it would be a good idea to ground you.
00:13:55All right?
00:13:56Okay, why don't we do this?
00:13:57We'll take it from the top.
00:13:58No pressure, relaxed.
00:14:00I'll watch it.
00:14:01If I see something I don't like, I'll stop you.
00:14:04Okay?
00:14:05So let's take it from the top.
00:14:07This is when you're first coming in,
00:14:09the first time you're seeing her, right?
00:14:13Okay, let's stop right there.
00:14:17You're a good actor,
00:14:18but I don't believe you at all.
00:14:21All right?
00:14:22You're coming in like a dancer.
00:14:24This guy's not a dancer.
00:14:25He's a cowboy.
00:14:27You understand?
00:14:28You're coming in with this apology.
00:14:30This guy doesn't apologize to anybody.
00:14:32You come in, you own your space.
00:14:34Most importantly, you own her.
00:14:36Someone you want, a sexy gal, okay?
00:14:39You gotta be, you know, this is an alpha male,
00:14:42not a beta male.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:44You looking at me?
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:46All right?
00:14:47Alpha male.
00:14:48Gotta change your thinking a little bit.
00:14:49All right?
00:14:50Can you do me a favor?
00:14:52Can you tighten your neck up a little bit?
00:14:54You know what I mean by that?
00:14:55A little loosen the neck, a bit of a swivel head.
00:14:57All right?
00:14:58Tighten up.
00:14:59All right?
00:15:00Square up.
00:15:01Square up.
00:15:02Man up.
00:15:03Okay?
00:15:04Take it again.
00:15:05Have fun.
00:15:10No!
00:15:11Okay, so you're winding up.
00:15:13All right?
00:15:14You were really something in there.
00:15:16Yeah?
00:15:17Yeah.
00:15:18Something good or something really bad?
00:15:21Because that's really one of those open-ended comments
00:15:23that could go either way.
00:15:24It's kind of like you look stunning.
00:15:27Could mean you're a real beauty
00:15:29or you could stop people in their tracks
00:15:31with the sheer grotesqueness of your physical form.
00:15:34Exactly like that, yeah.
00:15:37You're funny.
00:15:39Funny ha-ha or funny weird?
00:15:41See, that's another one.
00:15:42Oh, yes, it is.
00:15:50So is he stalking you or...?
00:15:54Mine.
00:16:00Wow, that was very awkward.
00:16:04You think?
00:16:08Oh, Jesus.
00:16:14Whew.
00:16:16Oh, my God.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:24Wow.
00:16:28That wasn't too bad.
00:16:29First time swallowing, huh?
00:16:31Yep.
00:16:32Yeah, we'll get used to it.
00:16:33We get married.
00:16:34That is part of the prenup.
00:16:36Prenup?
00:16:37Family money, remember?
00:16:38Pretty romantic prototype there.
00:16:40Yeah, well, what can I say?
00:16:42I'm smooth.
00:16:44Oddly enough, you are.
00:16:46Okay.
00:16:47Yeah.
00:16:50Cheek, cheek.
00:16:52Gotta wait 20 minutes before I kiss the mouth.
00:17:19Pay attention to me.
00:17:22Meow.
00:17:25Come on, sweetheart.
00:17:28You've been meditating for like two hours.
00:17:32Pay attention to me.
00:17:34Pay attention to me or I'm gonna urinate on the ground.
00:17:37Okay, first of all, I'm having proximity issues, okay?
00:17:39And second of all, stop being so fucking needy.
00:17:41Not a good color on you.
00:17:44Sorry.
00:17:46Left my first love in a crying heap on the ground today.
00:17:48I might be a little needy.
00:17:49Okay, first of all, we ought to establish something.
00:17:51I'm not that guy, all right?
00:17:52I'm not so much with the being needy.
00:17:54If that's who you are, go to Vicky.
00:17:56God knows she has nothing better to do
00:17:58than be at your beck and call.
00:18:03You amaze me.
00:18:09Come on.
00:18:11Wait.
00:18:12Sugar snatch.
00:18:14All right, I'm sorry, I'm...
00:18:17I'm trying to get centered.
00:18:18You're all over me.
00:18:19I had a stressful week.
00:18:23Where are you going?
00:18:25You're leaving?
00:18:26That's mature.
00:18:35Okay, so I realized I was still in my jammies.
00:18:38If you laugh, I'll kill you.
00:18:50What happened?
00:18:51He has proximity issues.
00:18:54What?
00:18:55I put my arms around him
00:18:56because I needed some attention,
00:18:58you know, with the whole Danny thing.
00:19:00He said that I was needy and yelled,
00:19:02proximity.
00:19:03What a fucking asshole.
00:19:05Baby, don't even make this about you for a second.
00:19:08We're gonna go home,
00:19:10unpack your things over Cosmos,
00:19:12and I'm sure he'll realize the error of his ways.
00:19:15I'm sure he'll realize
00:19:17I'm sure he'll realize the error of his ways
00:19:19and call and beg for your forgiveness.
00:19:22Maybe I'm making a mistake.
00:19:25I mean, Danny's so perfect, right?
00:19:32Do I smell that?
00:19:36No, you're right.
00:19:39And I never told you this,
00:19:41but he used to make me dress up
00:19:44in heels and this crotchless fishnet body stocking
00:19:49when I cooked him dinner.
00:19:51Don't laugh, creepsicle.
00:19:56At first, it was just for special occasions,
00:19:58you know, like birthday, Valentine's Day,
00:20:01and then he wanted it all the time.
00:20:05Cheesy.
00:20:07And the sex was just so acrobatic.
00:20:11He always wanted it to last like three hours
00:20:14with all these positions he read about
00:20:16in some Kama Sutra book.
00:20:18And if I wasn't in the mood, he'd get all pouty.
00:20:21There's one time he freaked out and broke that snow globe.
00:20:25Remember that one that played for Elise?
00:20:27I love that thing.
00:20:30I love Michael.
00:20:33I'm gonna call him.
00:20:36No. Yeah.
00:20:37Baby, you cannot give away your power like that.
00:20:40Okay, hey, listen, listen.
00:20:43Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:46Yeah, I love that song.
00:20:48Yeah, crank it.
00:20:50Ha-ha.
00:20:51Ha.
00:20:54Ha-ha.
00:20:56No.
00:20:57Holy shit.
00:20:58Then let me call her still on,
00:21:00because you could be a fly girl.
00:21:02Don't bother me. I'm dancing.
00:21:04Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
00:21:08Turn it down. Turn it down.
00:21:10Hello?
00:21:11Hey, it's Ben.
00:21:13Ben?
00:21:15Oh, Ben.
00:21:17Sorry, I just...
00:21:19Are you okay? Do you need anything?
00:21:22No.
00:21:23I was hoping maybe we could run lines over dinner.
00:21:26I can't. I gotta go.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:31We need to go out.
00:21:33We are going out,
00:21:36torturing lots of men,
00:21:38and not mentioning this bond of Satan.
00:21:41We are going out,
00:21:43torturing lots of men,
00:21:45and not mentioning this bond of Satan.
00:22:01Hey, can I buy you a drink?
00:22:03What?
00:22:04Can I buy you a drink?
00:22:06If you buy me a drink, will I be expected to talk to you?
00:22:10Yeah, that's kind of what I was aiming at.
00:22:13Then it would be a bad investment for you.
00:22:15Bye.
00:22:18Holy shit, baby, that was harsh.
00:22:20That was so unlike you and frighteningly close to me.
00:22:23Well done.
00:22:24Let the torture begin.
00:22:25Welcome to the dark side.
00:22:32Two shots of tequila?
00:22:35Are you in the Solid Gold Dancer?
00:22:37Yeah, do I have to pay extra for the comedy?
00:22:39No, comedy's on the house.
00:22:42That's mighty right of you.
00:22:44Thanks.
00:22:46Yeah! Yes!
00:22:59When I first met him, Danny was like so manly and fit.
00:23:07What?
00:23:08What?
00:23:09Manly and fit.
00:23:12I used to like it.
00:23:14And then after a while, his limbs were just heavy.
00:23:20Limbs.
00:23:21That's a funny word, limbs.
00:23:23Yeah, it's hilarious.
00:23:25I guess he just had a fitness fetish.
00:23:29Fetish.
00:23:31A foot fetish.
00:23:33And actually a fetish for gay porn.
00:23:36Well, the gay porn thing is understandable.
00:23:41But feet, that's gross.
00:23:45Can I have two more?
00:23:46Gross.
00:23:47Thanks.
00:23:48I guess I didn't know everything about the perfect couple.
00:23:51I suppose that could be because you totally ditched me when he came into the picture,
00:23:54but we'll save that discussion for another time.
00:23:57Anyway, why didn't you tell me?
00:23:59Well, you said it was disrespectful to discuss your relationship with other people.
00:24:05Well discussed away.
00:24:06How'd the scene go down?
00:24:08What scene?
00:24:09The breakup scene.
00:24:12More horrifying than you can possibly imagine.
00:24:35What are you doing up?
00:24:37It's funny, I was actually just thinking about when you used to hang out and wait for me by the door
00:24:41just like a little puppy.
00:24:47Going somewhere?
00:24:57Hi.
00:25:01It's nice to see you, baby.
00:25:05I'm leaving.
00:25:13You're leaving?
00:25:17You're leaving, leaving?
00:25:20Yeah.
00:25:24Where are you going?
00:25:27I gotta, I gotta go find myself.
00:25:29I don't know, I'm confused.
00:25:31You gotta go find yourself?
00:25:32I know that sounds cliche, I'm sorry, I don't know.
00:25:35I don't have any answers.
00:25:38What do you mean you gotta go find yourself?
00:25:40Find yourself, what are you talking?
00:25:42I'm not happy.
00:25:44How can you not be happy?
00:25:46What's there not to be happy about?
00:25:47We've got a wonderful life here.
00:25:49Something's different.
00:25:51Something's just changed for me.
00:25:56Are you seeing someone?
00:25:59Are you seeing someone?
00:26:03Don't even tell me, are you seeing someone?
00:26:06Let's not do that.
00:26:08Are you seeing someone?
00:26:12Just let me go.
00:26:13Let you go, you're not walking out this door until you tell me what the fuck is going on.
00:26:17Fine, I'm seeing someone, okay?
00:26:22I'm sorry.
00:26:23Who?
00:26:25Just let me go.
00:26:27Just let me go.
00:26:28Who are you seeing?
00:26:30Just let me go, please.
00:26:33Get the fuck out of here.
00:26:34Get the fuck out of here.
00:26:36Get the fuck out of here.
00:26:37That's horrifying.
00:26:39My dear girl, you have been so sheltered.
00:26:45Let me tell you a little story.
00:26:48I was dating this guy, Jonathan.
00:26:50Total trust fund baby, right?
00:26:52Yeah, I'm bored.
00:26:55I'm gonna go.
00:26:56When you're over this, call me.
00:27:00Better yet, don't call me.
00:27:02I will call you.
00:27:04I wasn't done talking yet.
00:27:06Really, Vic?
00:27:07Are you ever done talking?
00:27:09No, you did not just say that.
00:27:11No, you cannot, you're not, you're not gonna do this.
00:27:15You cannot just leave.
00:27:17Fuck you.
00:27:18Fuck you.
00:27:19Fuck you.
00:27:21Leave, you motherfucker.
00:27:26Fuck you.
00:27:34Needless to say, he never did call.
00:27:39That is the foulest thing I've ever heard.
00:27:44You're my hero.
00:27:46Yep, that's me, the superhero that brings tampons at the speed of light.
00:27:50So in comparison, I would say your breakup was quite...
00:27:55I got both.
00:27:58Another round, please?
00:28:00No, no, no, I can't.
00:28:03It's okay, I'll hold your hair while you puke.
00:28:15Okay, get it out, all out, baby.
00:28:18It's out, it's out.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:23Sorry.
00:28:24Sorry.
00:28:26You're okay.
00:28:27All right, up.
00:28:28See Daisy.
00:28:30Okay, okay.
00:28:33Over here.
00:28:37Thank you.
00:28:46That cabbie was hot!
00:28:49I wanted to give him my number, but you can't take the help.
00:28:53The help?
00:28:56What are we, the Kennedys?
00:29:02Ronnie, I want my key back.
00:29:14No messages.
00:29:17I don't get it.
00:29:18He used to call me, like, every ten minutes in the beginning.
00:29:21In the beginning, Jules, you've known the man a month.
00:29:23This is still the beginning.
00:29:25I wonder if he's met somebody else.
00:29:27Maybe I should go talk to him.
00:29:28Will you take me?
00:29:29No, no way.
00:29:30You do not want him to see you or smell you like this.
00:29:33Men are very visual, a.k.a. shallow.
00:29:35Next time he sees you, you have to look hot-ass.
00:29:37That is, if you're hell-bent on this guy, which I don't get, but whatever.
00:29:41You also need to remind him that there are plenty of guys who want to give you the hot beef injection.
00:29:45Hot beef injection?
00:29:47I know, good stuff.
00:29:48Compliments of the cinematic gem, The Breakfast Club.
00:29:50When's the next rehearsal?
00:29:52One day.
00:29:53Okay, that gives us two days to get you a rockin' dress and three dates.
00:29:56We'll call Lola. She knows tons of guys.
00:29:59Why doesn't he call? Why? Why? Why? Why?
00:30:01Hey, focus!
00:30:03You have to have a game plan, and who better to guide you than the Princess of Darkness?
00:30:06That, of course, being me.
00:30:08That's what I do these days, give myself self-proclaimed titles.
00:30:11God, my life is sad.
00:30:13Yeah, well, I don't feel like playing.
00:30:15I just want to love him.
00:30:17I have no game.
00:30:18And what happens when you just love him?
00:30:20Let me remind you, proximity need I say more?
00:30:23Yeah, yeah.
00:30:25You know, and he totally had me.
00:30:27And hello?
00:30:28The first time I went to his place, he asked me if I wanted to see his deck.
00:30:33His what?
00:30:34No, not my dick. My deck.
00:30:36As in my patio, balcony.
00:30:39Right, yeah, that's what I thought you meant.
00:30:43Shelf.
00:30:44Sure.
00:30:55How come your telescope's facing that hotel?
00:30:58Because I have an unhealthy fascination with watching strangers have sex.
00:31:03Wow.
00:31:04Yeah.
00:31:05Can't believe you didn't even try and make something up.
00:31:08Deny it.
00:31:09But at least you realize it's unhealthy and perverse.
00:31:12I never said perverse.
00:31:14You're so puritanical.
00:31:16And yes, that is a word.
00:31:18Did you go to Catholic school?
00:31:20As a matter of fact, I did.
00:31:22And is puritan anything like Amish?
00:31:24Because if it is, you're way off.
00:31:26Look, drinking, heavily.
00:31:29Wow.
00:31:30Impressive.
00:31:32I will now get you some more of the blood of Christ.
00:31:35Okay.
00:31:36Okay.
00:31:37From that moment, he owned me.
00:31:40I don't know, the whole thing just sounds a little too perfect.
00:31:44Call me cynical.
00:31:46Cynical?
00:31:48Guys like that know all the right things to say.
00:31:52I call them the wordsmiths.
00:31:54They're the most dangerous of their species.
00:31:57Cynical.
00:32:06Cynical.
00:32:24Smells like a vajinga in here.
00:32:26I'll get you both your alcohol.
00:32:28You know what, you should really treat yourself to a nice douche.
00:32:30You can't just come in here whenever you want, okay?
00:32:33That's just crazy talk.
00:32:35The incredibly manly neighbor always gets the spare key.
00:32:38Stop it.
00:32:39You need my protection.
00:32:40I do not.
00:32:42Oh, good morning, my little brajo.
00:32:45Too loud.
00:32:47I need something greasy.
00:32:49Greasy?
00:32:51Don't make me laugh.
00:32:53Ronnie, go back to your apartment.
00:32:55FYI, my underwear drawer is now booby-trapped.
00:32:58Did you say booby?
00:33:01Have you ever seen that ad that said
00:33:03every woman should own a dress that can make a grown man cry?
00:33:06Words to live by.
00:33:09Welcome to the meat palace.
00:33:11Would you like to try our zesty jalapeno poppers today?
00:33:14No, I'm trying to cut down.
00:33:16What do you want?
00:33:18Philly cheesesteak.
00:33:20Do you have a Philly cheesesteak?
00:33:22Philly cheesecake?
00:33:23No.
00:33:24Philly cheesesteak sandwich.
00:33:27I'm sorry, what was that?
00:33:29Philly cheese shake?
00:33:31No.
00:33:33Philly cheat...
00:33:35Fuck.
00:33:37...two burgers,
00:33:39onion rings, fries, and two Diet Cokes.
00:33:44So it lives.
00:33:46That was high comedy.
00:33:48I think you have to be borderline retarded
00:33:50to work at these places.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:10Oh, yeah.
00:34:12This is so the one.
00:34:16Oh, for God's sake.
00:34:18Who dresses you?
00:34:23Next time, it is all you.
00:34:27You're Mommy's big girl now.
00:34:31Are you sure?
00:34:33Go.
00:34:38You should get a Playboy wax.
00:34:40Playboy?
00:34:42Yeah, they leave, like, a little landing strip.
00:34:45It's also called the Brazilian or around the world.
00:34:48Wow.
00:34:49Your knowledge of hair removal is astounding.
00:34:52You should write a book.
00:34:54Or a pamphlet, at least.
00:34:56Hilarious.
00:34:58Holy shit.
00:35:00Good?
00:35:01Yeah.
00:35:02What would I do without you?
00:35:04Become a victim of the polycotton blend, for starters.
00:35:07You look spanking hot.
00:35:09He's toast.
00:35:10High five.
00:35:14Ow.
00:35:15No punching.
00:35:16No violence.
00:35:18I wonder if he's thinking about me.
00:35:21I heard if you write a guy's name a thousand times,
00:35:25that he'll come back to you.
00:35:28Or there's this spell with five red candles and honey,
00:35:33but I'd need a lock of his hair.
00:35:36Let's just try my way first
00:35:38before we run out and get a cauldron in the eye of Newt.
00:35:43I'm oddly attracted to Moe.
00:35:45Yeah, me too.
00:35:46Vicky, my cable's out.
00:35:48The yank's around.
00:35:49Maybe if you paid the bill, fucking guinea.
00:35:52Come here, Ronnie.
00:35:53Come sit by me.
00:35:54I'm feeling needy.
00:35:55She asked me to come sit by her.
00:35:57Dare I take that as a sign?
00:35:59Beat it.
00:36:00The yank's around.
00:36:01All right, I'm going to make some dinner.
00:36:04I'll be right back.
00:36:05I'll be right back.
00:36:06I'll be right back.
00:36:07I'll be right back.
00:36:08I'll be right back.
00:36:09I'll be right back.
00:36:10All right, I'm going to make some dinner.
00:36:12We just ate 18 candy bars.
00:36:14Okay, work with me.
00:36:15Distraction, operative word, okay?
00:36:18Okay, baby.
00:36:19Betty Crocker your ass off.
00:36:22Funny.
00:36:23Do me a favor.
00:36:24Keep it down in there.
00:36:25I already missed three and eight.
00:36:27What are you cooking?
00:36:29Boiled eggs.
00:36:30Why?
00:36:31You know how I feel about bubbles in water.
00:36:33Oh, yeah, right.
00:36:34I forgot.
00:36:35Can't play like O'Neal.
00:36:36Hey, girls, let me tell you something, all right?
00:36:38Yankees aren't a baseball team.
00:36:39It's a way of life.
00:36:41So let's get with it.
00:36:42How would you describe me?
00:36:44What do you mean?
00:36:46I was just thinking, you know?
00:36:48I don't even know how you'd describe me.
00:36:50That can't be good.
00:36:52What are my hobbies, my dreams, my aspirations?
00:36:57All that stuff I said about finding yourself
00:36:59wasn't just shit off the top of my head.
00:37:01I think you need to spend a little time alone.
00:37:04Maybe men aren't the answer.
00:37:06In the infamous words of Bono,
00:37:08a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
00:37:13So with this Michael thing, why do you want him so bad?
00:37:16Because.
00:37:19Because.
00:37:22Because.
00:37:25Because?
00:37:26Because.
00:37:31Because of the wonderful things he does.
00:37:41Okay, I'm gonna pretend that never happened
00:37:42and I have that 30 seconds of my life back.
00:37:45Hey, guys, I love you.
00:37:47I love you.
00:37:49I love you, but not in a gay way, you know?
00:37:51Just like, like Viking men.
00:37:53But if you just have to have him back, here's the game plan.
00:37:56We're gonna go get manis and petties
00:37:57and bikini waxes tomorrow.
00:37:59You'll be wooed by three men.
00:38:00I'll take care of that.
00:38:01Who you will use for your ego boost
00:38:02and toss aside like rubbish.
00:38:04Finally, you will show up at rehearsal
00:38:06looking like Venus de Milo.
00:38:08With arms, of course.
00:38:10You will seduce him and leave him wanting more
00:38:12and the rest will be cake.
00:38:14Tell him that your character would dance
00:38:16in the scene that you're doing.
00:38:17Give your scene partner a pseudo lap dance.
00:38:19Shut up.
00:38:20Lap dance?
00:38:22Lap dance.
00:38:23Hey, hey, no balls.
00:38:24How about this, yeah?
00:38:25Huh, baby?
00:38:26Here you go, no balls.
00:38:27What are you thinking at?
00:38:28You know what this stands for?
00:38:30Boston sucks.
00:38:31That's what it stands for.
00:38:32Windex.
00:38:41Sure.
00:38:42No, you don't know who you're dealing with right now.
00:38:44Okay?
00:38:45Please, don't start with me.
00:38:49Yeah.
00:38:50So who's the man?
00:38:51Say it.
00:38:52That's right.
00:38:53That's right.
00:38:54Talk to you tomorrow.
00:38:58Score.
00:39:02Yeah?
00:39:04Hey.
00:39:05Smooth opener, but I'm not your girl.
00:39:08Double score.
00:39:10Are you guys roommates?
00:39:11Hot.
00:39:13Don't worry, Goldilocks.
00:39:14She's your girl.
00:39:15Yeah, sometimes we get drunk
00:39:17and go down on each other in front of company.
00:39:21Mimosas, anyone?
00:39:23Okay, kids.
00:39:25Have fun.
00:39:26Have her home by midnight or I'm calling Papa Bear.
00:39:29First one to Araya last year.
00:39:31My chakras are really off, you know?
00:39:35You got a lot of hair.
00:39:39Araya suggested I go to this meditation retreat up in Joshua Tree, so...
00:39:44Man, it was four days of zen.
00:39:46Can you put up one of those scrunchie things
00:39:48so it doesn't shed all over the errand mobile?
00:39:52It was zen that I realized I was a ninja in a past life,
00:39:56so I went out and got every book about ninjas.
00:39:59So I thought we'd go to the Mondrian for a little brunch.
00:40:02They got the best banana pecan crepes,
00:40:05and then to Richie's for some chai.
00:40:07Oh, is Richie's a new coffee house?
00:40:09Oh, you're sweet. Don't lose that.
00:40:11Richie Gere's house, baby doll.
00:40:13He and my dad did a little movie together.
00:40:16You might have heard of it.
00:40:18An Officer and a Gentleman.
00:40:21Oh.
00:40:23So you like to read?
00:40:25Actually, their book's on tape.
00:40:31So, uh...
00:40:35How about a little...
00:40:37Humvee before brunch?
00:40:42Did you just ask me to give you a head?
00:40:45No.
00:40:47Did you just ask me to give you a head?
00:40:56Cancel bachelor number three.
00:40:58Don't even think about questioning me.
00:41:00And no, I don't want to talk about it.
00:41:02You have a visitor.
00:41:04Hi.
00:41:05Hi.
00:41:06What are you doing here?
00:41:08Boy, she really knows how to make a guy feel welcome, doesn't she?
00:41:11Sorry. Seriously, though.
00:41:13What are you doing here?
00:41:15Just... I wanted to check up on you.
00:41:17I, you know, seemed pretty upset last night, so...
00:41:21Oh, that's... that's nice.
00:41:23I'm... I'm fine, really.
00:41:25I was just kind of feeling a little depressed and...
00:41:30Hi.
00:41:32Hi.
00:41:33Hi.
00:41:35You, um... you want to...
00:41:37Yeah, let's.
00:41:38Yeah? Okay.
00:41:41You look really pretty today.
00:41:43Oh, thanks. How do you...
00:41:45Um...
00:41:46Thanks.
00:41:47...pretty cool, that is.
00:41:48That's annoying. Nice save.
00:41:50Thanks.
00:41:56So, what are you, auditioning for one of those blind date shows or something?
00:42:00Rehearsing?
00:42:01What did Vic tell you?
00:42:03Oh, she just told me that you've been on a few dates recently, that's all.
00:42:06Yeah, it's kind of silly, but, um...
00:42:09I'm trying to build up my self-esteem.
00:42:12For who? Michael?
00:42:15How'd you know that?
00:42:17Well, I'm a pretty... I'm a smart guy.
00:42:20Yeah, well, I don't want to talk about it.
00:42:22Alright.
00:42:24I mean, I shouldn't talk about it with you, you know.
00:42:26Okay.
00:42:27Might make rehearsals weird, awkward.
00:42:29Right.
00:42:31I love him.
00:42:33Hmm.
00:42:34But he makes me feel all, uh...
00:42:37All cloudy, you know, like...
00:42:40Like the morning after you've taken NyQuil.
00:42:43Oh, uh, medicine head, you mean.
00:42:46NyQuil, that's the nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head.
00:42:49Aching, stuffy head, fever, so you can rest medicine?
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:54I thought I was the only one who stored arbitrary information in my mental Rolodex.
00:42:59No, no, I have a plethora of arbitrary facts myself.
00:43:02Arsenal, if you will.
00:43:04I will.
00:43:05Did you know that if you, uh, chopped up a Japanese sea cucumber
00:43:08and you put it in a dish, it would retake its original shape in 24 hours?
00:43:12Can't say that it did.
00:43:14Did you know that the woman who lived across the hall from the Jeffersons
00:43:17is really Lenny Kravitz's mom?
00:43:19That's fascinating, but I did know that.
00:43:22Uh, what's tiramisu?
00:43:24An Italian dessert made with lady fingers,
00:43:26soaked in espresso, topped with marscapone cheese,
00:43:28and shaved Ghirardelli chocolate.
00:43:30Thank you very much.
00:43:31Very good.
00:43:32Who's the third tenor?
00:43:35Uh, I don't know.
00:43:37I don't know, you stumped me with that one.
00:43:39Yeah, good tangent, though.
00:43:40No, that was a very good, very good tangent.
00:43:44So, um, so should we talk about, uh, Michael a little more?
00:43:49Maybe?
00:43:51Actually, I don't want to talk about it.
00:43:55I'd feel better.
00:43:58Well, that's good.
00:44:00Good, all right.
00:44:03Well, gosh, in that case, I guess I was your third blind date then.
00:44:07Golly, I guess you were.
00:44:15You're cool.
00:44:17Gee, thanks.
00:44:25He's a hottie.
00:44:27Can I have him?
00:44:28No.
00:44:29Why, do you want him?
00:44:31No, I don't want him.
00:44:33I'm in love, remember?
00:44:35He's just a nice guy, that's all.
00:44:37What, I can't date a nice guy?
00:44:41Touché.
00:44:44Remember, sexy and aloof.
00:44:48I can't do sexy and aloof.
00:44:51It's like a role.
00:44:52You're playing Marilyn Monroe.
00:44:56I feel more like Marilyn Manson.
00:44:58I can't do this.
00:44:59I can't pull this off.
00:45:01I mean, whatever happened is simple, you know?
00:45:04Like, boy meets girl, boy loves girl, vice versa, they ride off into the sunrise.
00:45:10Sunset.
00:45:11Whatever, you know what I mean?
00:45:13I mean, when did life get so complicated?
00:45:16I wish things were simple again, you know?
00:45:19Like when I was little and everything was like a slice of pie.
00:45:22Easy as pie.
00:45:23Whatever, you know what I mean?
00:45:26I just don't think I can do this adult thing.
00:45:30It's a lot of work.
00:45:32You just have to stop being so naive.
00:45:34Men are exactly like dogs.
00:45:36They have to be trained.
00:45:38A well-trained dog will always be there for you, licking you and panting like an idiot.
00:45:42That's kind of cynical.
00:45:44I mean, I want a man to be my equal, not my pet.
00:45:49You know, maybe I am looking at life through rose-colored glasses, but I just...
00:45:53It's rose-colored bifocals.
00:45:56Bifocals?
00:45:58That's weird.
00:46:00You know what?
00:46:02Maybe you're right.
00:46:04I mean, my way isn't exactly working like a charm.
00:46:08And I have always been good with animals.
00:46:11That's my girl.
00:46:15You're a genius.
00:46:16Sorry.
00:46:17It worked.
00:46:18It worked.
00:46:19I did the...
00:46:20Let's not pick out the china just yet.
00:46:22What happened?
00:46:23Well, I did everything you said.
00:46:24The lap dance, everything.
00:46:25And at one point, he took off his shoe and he threw it at me and said I was damn sexy.
00:46:29Isn't that great?
00:46:30He thinks I'm damn sexy.
00:46:31Oh, my God.
00:46:32I'm so excited I could throw up.
00:46:33Can you not give it in the news, please?
00:46:36First of all, I'm not too thrilled about you just jumping right back into this.
00:46:41Did he even apologize for proximity?
00:46:44Well, no.
00:46:45I mean, it didn't come up, but...
00:46:47How convenient for him.
00:46:49And secondly, the guy's a dick.
00:46:52I'm not listening.
00:46:53I'm not listening.
00:46:54La, la, la, la, la.
00:46:57Come on, Beck.
00:46:59Just be happy for me.
00:47:04You can't just be happy for me.
00:47:07You know what?
00:47:09Enough with the preaching already, okay?
00:47:11As you so condescendingly put it, I'm a big girl now, so why don't you start treating me like one?
00:47:19So I guess we're not painting my apartment this weekend?
00:47:26Women.
00:47:37Hi.
00:47:38Hi.
00:47:39Hi.
00:47:48What are you doing?
00:47:50I'm gonna go to Michael's.
00:48:00Why would you do that?
00:48:04I don't want to get into this with you.
00:48:06I don't...
00:48:07I don't, I don't want to fight with you about this, okay?
00:48:10Oh, I don't want to fight. I don't want to fight with you at all.
00:48:12I just think it's maybe a respect issue, that if you're staying at my house,
00:48:16and then I walk in and you're leaving, you might want to tell me why.
00:48:19It's always about you, isn't it, Beck?
00:48:21It's a respect issue, isn't it?
00:48:24No, it is a respect issue, and it isn't always about me, actually.
00:48:28You do this every time.
00:48:31You do this every single time.
00:48:35You were all excited about, do the dress, and do this thing, and get him back,
00:48:39and then I get him back, and what do you say?
00:48:41I didn't realize you were going to be an idiot about it.
00:48:44I didn't realize that, like, I was going to help you with something,
00:48:46and then you were going to fucking run back to him.
00:48:49That's great.
00:48:50That's great.
00:48:51I'm an idiot.
00:48:52You know what?
00:48:53Aren't I always an idiot according to you?
00:48:56Actually, most of the time, yes.
00:48:59Yes, you are.
00:49:01I'm trying to help you.
00:49:03You know what?
00:49:04And you wonder.
00:49:05You wonder why you don't have any friends.
00:49:07You wonder why there's no guy that sticks around.
00:49:11No guy fucking sticks around because I don't stick around.
00:49:14Right.
00:49:15Fine.
00:49:16Go, go, go, go.
00:49:17Go.
00:49:18Go.
00:49:19I'm happy you're going.
00:49:20I'm happy you're going.
00:49:21Good, good.
00:49:22Because I'm not coming back, okay?
00:49:23You can't get paid when you're here, you know?
00:49:25It's fucking hard.
00:49:26Yeah, because that's what's important to you, isn't it?
00:49:29Meaningless sex.
00:49:30Meaningless anything so that you don't have to think about yourself.
00:49:34This guy that you're going to go stay with, he doesn't give a shit.
00:49:38He doesn't give a shit.
00:49:40Nobody gives a shit, do they?
00:49:41No, they don't.
00:49:42It's all, it's just all a big joke.
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:46Not to me, it isn't, okay?
00:49:50Fuck.
00:49:55Whew.
00:49:57Hey, beautiful.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:04Thanks for coming.
00:50:06I didn't know who else to call.
00:50:08Oh, it's no problem.
00:50:12Where's Michael?
00:50:14It's his Pilates night.
00:50:17He's done at eight.
00:50:19Pilates.
00:50:27I'm scared.
00:50:29All the time.
00:50:34I don't know where I'm going or what I'm doing or why.
00:50:41And I don't want to end up like my mom.
00:50:47She gave up.
00:50:52She gave me her engagement ring, you know?
00:50:57And I can't even wear it, I'm still so angry.
00:51:04But I'm starting to understand how life can do that to you, you know?
00:51:10Make you want to give up.
00:51:13I mean, is this it?
00:51:17Is this what we were in such a hurry to grow up and do?
00:51:21Because if this is it, I'm not so sure I'm interested.
00:51:30I really need her now.
00:51:36I miss my mom.
00:51:39I really miss my mom.
00:51:43When I was little, when I felt bad,
00:52:11my dad used to always dance with me.
00:52:15And it made me feel better.
00:52:41I miss my mom.
00:52:57Hi, baby.
00:52:58What are you doing with that big bag?
00:53:00Are you moving in?
00:53:01Vic and I had a fight.
00:53:03I need to stay with you until I find a place.
00:53:05Oh, thank Christ.
00:53:06Ding dong, the witch is dead.
00:53:08No, don't do that.
00:53:10Oh, feisty.
00:53:12Okay.
00:53:14Tell you what.
00:53:15How about you blow me to take your mind off things?
00:53:18Now you like that.
00:53:21I'm kidding.
00:53:24Oh, okay.
00:53:25It's going to be like that.
00:53:27Just don't drag me into your little drama then.
00:53:36You're mean.
00:53:41Why do you act like this?
00:53:43Is it some deep-seated psychological trauma from your childhood or what?
00:53:48Do me a favor.
00:53:49Spare me the psych 101, please.
00:53:51It's so boring.
00:53:52I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here.
00:53:54Seriously, why do you act like this?
00:53:56Well, because I refuse to sugarcoat.
00:53:59That's why.
00:54:00I speak the truth.
00:54:01It may come across as a bit harsh.
00:54:03But I refuse to deal with the bullshit most people pawn off as common courtesy.
00:54:07That's why.
00:54:08What?
00:54:09You're above common courtesy?
00:54:11Uh, yeah.
00:54:12I believe I am.
00:54:13Yeah?
00:54:14Well, you're certainly not above acting like a jackass.
00:54:21You know, you might actually try being nice to people sometimes.
00:54:24You might like it.
00:54:25You pompous, arrogant jackass.
00:54:28Oh, my God.
00:54:29You are goddamn sexy when you're mad.
00:54:32Ow!
00:54:33Don't!
00:54:34That'll teach me.
00:54:35All right.
00:54:36That's it.
00:54:37All right.
00:54:38Easy, easy, easy, temper.
00:54:39Come on.
00:54:40Take it easy.
00:54:41I'm sorry.
00:54:42I was being shitty.
00:54:43All right?
00:54:44I think it was the pilates released some toxins.
00:54:45I just want to come over and apologize.
00:54:47Tell you I'm sorry.
00:54:49Being shitty and stuff.
00:54:52Maybe also to bite your neck.
00:54:56Stop.
00:54:58Creep.
00:55:00Wait a minute.
00:55:01Am I a creep or am I a jackass?
00:55:03Both.
00:55:04I can live with that.
00:55:08Your skin smells like apricots.
00:55:11Oh, you're goddamn sexy.
00:55:15Well, there's no need to blaspheme.
00:55:20I got me an eye.
00:55:27Love is a burning thing
00:55:31And it makes a fiery ring
00:55:36Bound by wild desire
00:55:41I fell into a ring of fire
00:55:45I fell into a burning ring of fire
00:55:50Went down, down, down
00:55:52The flames went higher
00:55:54And it burns, burns, burns
00:55:57The ring of fire
00:56:00The ring of fire
00:56:06The ring of fire
00:56:20I fell into a burning ring of fire
00:56:25Went down, down, down
00:56:27The flames went higher
00:56:29And it burns, burns, burns
00:56:32The ring of fire
00:56:34The taste of love is sweet, when hearts like ours meet.
00:56:46I fell for you like a child.
00:56:51Oh, the fire went wild.
00:56:56I fell into a burning ring of fire.
00:57:00Went down, down, down the ring of fire.
00:57:05The flames are burning, The ring of fire.
00:57:10The ring of fire.
00:57:13It burns, burn, burn the ring of fire.
00:57:18The ring of fire.
00:57:23The ring of fire.
00:57:30You look great.
00:57:45You look great.
00:57:47I'm really glad you came.
00:57:48Really?
00:57:49I'm really glad.
00:57:50Okay.
00:57:51I'll stop talking now.
00:57:54You were really something out there.
00:57:57Thanks.
00:57:58No, no.
00:57:59I mean, you really have that something.
00:58:04Now you sound like my mom.
00:58:05She would have been proud, Jules.
00:58:06You think?
00:58:07I really miss her.
00:58:08Hey.
00:58:17Yeah?
00:58:26You're gonna get mascara all over this badass dress that you have not even commented on.
00:58:44You look foxy.
00:58:50That was some shameless fishing.
00:58:51Utterly shameless.
00:58:52Why don't you come with us to the bar for a drink?
00:58:58Who's us?
00:58:59The cast and me and Michael.
00:59:02Sure.
00:59:03I'll, um, I'll bring Ronnie with me.
00:59:06That way I don't have to be alone with him, at least not until I'm good and liquored up.
00:59:10Oh, good.
00:59:11A panty sniffer.
00:59:12Great.
00:59:13What can I say?
00:59:14I'm having a dry spell.
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:16High five.
00:59:18No punching.
00:59:19Why with the punching?
00:59:20Hey.
00:59:21These just came for you.
00:59:22Wow.
00:59:23Hey, hot stuff.
00:59:24Hey.
00:59:25You were great.
00:59:26Thanks.
00:59:27I'll leave you to bask in your glory.
00:59:28Okay, I'll see you later.
00:59:29Hey.
00:59:30Hey.
00:59:31Hey.
00:59:32Hey.
00:59:33Hey.
00:59:34Hey.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36Hey.
00:59:37Hey.
00:59:38Hey.
00:59:39Hey.
00:59:40Hey.
00:59:41Hey.
00:59:42Hey.
00:59:43Hey.
00:59:44Hey.
00:59:45Hey.
00:59:46Hey.
00:59:47Hey.
00:59:48Hey.
00:59:49Hey.
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:51Dad?
00:59:52Dad?
00:59:53I think it looked better on me.
01:00:08Get out of here.
01:00:11I finished getting changed.
01:00:14You know, you should wear that thing more often.
01:00:16I know it's cheesy.
01:00:18But he calls me princess.
01:00:20Then again, I'm sure all dads do that.
01:00:22No, not mine. Thank Christ.
01:00:26I don't think it's cheesy. I think it's fitting.
01:00:30You know what? Your performance tonight,
01:00:32in my opinion,
01:00:34was worthy of an Oscar nod.
01:00:36Oh, you don't say.
01:00:38No, I do.
01:00:41Especially based on all the agents
01:00:43that left their cards for you.
01:00:45You weren't too shabby yourself
01:00:47there, mister.
01:00:49As for the agent thing,
01:00:51I think I'm gonna have to pass.
01:00:53I mean, I don't know.
01:00:55I like being up there, under the lights
01:00:57and everything, but...
01:00:59there's just something missing.
01:01:03Well, you'll find that missing link.
01:01:07And I don't mean
01:01:09Leanderthal, man.
01:01:11Goofball.
01:01:13I already have my cape, man.
01:01:15I know, and he does Pilates.
01:01:19Have you always been this funny
01:01:21and charming
01:01:23and all-around perfect?
01:01:25Yes, yes, and yes.
01:01:27No.
01:01:29Actually, I used to be a bit of a shaky bastard.
01:01:33I've been sober for four years,
01:01:35and I have tattoos
01:01:37that I don't even remember getting.
01:01:39Can I see one?
01:01:41You know, I don't think management
01:01:43would take too kindly to me
01:01:45dropping trial right here in front of the bar,
01:01:47so maybe we should wait for another time.
01:01:49Good thinking.
01:01:51You're an odd bird.
01:01:53I like it.
01:01:55Hey, great job on the play tonight.
01:01:57Thanks.
01:01:59Yeah, I loved that costume, and that hat was boss.
01:02:01You should keep acting. Good for you.
01:02:03Yeah, hey, did you see Vicky around?
01:02:05No, but you know what?
01:02:07I'll go look for her.
01:02:09I've got to walk around anyway.
01:02:11My foot keeps falling asleep.
01:02:13I'll see you later.
01:02:17Hey.
01:02:19My two favorite people in the world
01:02:21talking?
01:02:23They get to know each other?
01:02:25That we are, I think.
01:02:27Okay, then just keep doing that,
01:02:29and I'll just go back to where I came from.
01:02:31Actually, we were just done.
01:02:33I think you and I should get reacquainted.
01:02:35I love you, sweet head.
01:02:37Did I do good?
01:02:39I told you, sugar snatch.
01:02:41You were fine.
01:02:43Talk about it later, and do me a favor.
01:02:45Please take off that ridiculous thing.
01:02:47Don't worry, Mikey. You can wear it later.
01:02:49Thanks.
01:02:51Great talking to you.
01:02:53I feel like we're really connected.
01:02:55I'll talk to guys.
01:02:57Ronnie's looking for you.
01:02:59I'll bet.
01:03:01Oh, dear, Tick.
01:03:03He can wait. I need a smoke.
01:03:05Wow.
01:03:07You were really great in the play.
01:03:09I was a little disappointed, though.
01:03:11I thought you might take your top off.
01:03:13But that didn't happen.
01:03:15I saw you last year
01:03:17standing in the deep blue sea,
01:03:19and you didn't take your top off then either.
01:03:21I felt cheated.
01:03:23I usually see you up at Runyon,
01:03:25but I haven't seen you around in a while.
01:03:27But you're probably busy, you know.
01:03:29I'll take my top off.
01:03:31Top off.
01:03:33Thank you for coming to the show.
01:03:35Um, you know,
01:03:37you might want to come back.
01:03:39Anything can happen. It's live theater, you know?
01:03:41We'll see you later.
01:03:45Can I have one word for you?
01:03:47Stalker.
01:03:49Oh, you were sweet.
01:03:51Except he kept staring at my breasts.
01:03:53A little awkward.
01:03:55Besides, there's something to be said
01:03:57for being stalk-worthy.
01:03:59And now I know you're drunk.
01:04:01I'm not drunk. Give me one of those.
01:04:03And smoking now, too?
01:04:05You are just living on the edge.
01:04:07I told you, Vic. I'm throwing around caution when it's windy.
01:04:11Oh, oh.
01:04:13Look at me. Breaking the no-smoking-in-bars rule.
01:04:15I'm a lawbreaker.
01:04:17Rebel.
01:04:19Jules,
01:04:21I need to tell you something.
01:04:23I am a rebel.
01:04:25Oh, oh.
01:04:27I forgot to tell you.
01:04:29Michael asked me to marry him.
01:04:31Well, I mean, he didn't exactly propose,
01:04:33but he asked me to move in,
01:04:35so I'm going to. Isn't that great?
01:04:37I'm happy for you, babe.
01:04:39Whatever makes you happy.
01:04:41And now you guys are getting along, and
01:04:43I don't know. Maybe we can go on a double date.
01:04:45You and
01:04:47whoever, and
01:04:49me and Michael.
01:04:51Me and Michael.
01:04:53Michael and I.
01:04:55Isn't he amazing?
01:04:57He's amazing, Lauren.
01:05:01Yes, I am a director,
01:05:03and you are an actress.
01:05:05How could you tell?
01:05:07You've got that je ne sais quoi.
01:05:09A what?
01:05:11Sorry. That's French.
01:05:13Studied in Europe.
01:05:15That it quality, you know?
01:05:17You should audition for my theater company sometime.
01:05:19You have your own company?
01:05:21Uh-huh.
01:05:23Not only am I relatively handsome,
01:05:25I also have family.
01:05:27You're more than relatively handsome.
01:05:29Really?
01:05:31Thanks.
01:05:33My jawline? What is it?
01:05:35My deep, dark, mysterious eyes?
01:05:37Oh, the cleft. Thank you. I had that,
01:05:39you know, surgically
01:05:41implanted.
01:05:43Hey. Hey.
01:05:45Everybody's looking for you. They're taking pictures over there.
01:05:47Oh. I'll go get Michael.
01:05:49I'm gonna take this thing off.
01:05:51Excuse me.
01:05:57Michael?
01:06:09Vicki.
01:06:11Thanks a lot, asshole.
01:06:13Now shut up.
01:06:15What the fuck are you looking at?
01:06:17Oh.
01:06:19You know what?
01:06:21I'm looking at a truly pathetic human being.
01:06:23Right. I get it. You're defending her honor.
01:06:25How gallant.
01:06:27Shut the fuck up, all right? You're not talking any way out of this one.
01:06:29Let's go. Are you kidding me?
01:06:31Is this where you tell me to step outside
01:06:33or put up your dukes?
01:06:35Or how about getting ready to open up a can of whoop-ass?
01:06:37Okay. How about whoop-ass?
01:06:39Oh, my God! Not my face! Not my face, please!
01:06:41Shh.
01:06:45Baby?
01:06:47I am so sorry.
01:06:49I saw this
01:06:51coming from a mile away.
01:06:55I hate to say I told you so, but...
01:06:57But you will anyway, right?
01:06:59Great.
01:07:01Why don't you give yourself a great big pat on the back?
01:07:03You were right again.
01:07:07Right about
01:07:09Michael, Danny, everything.
01:07:15And did you ever think to just
01:07:17cut me a little bit of slack?
01:07:21I know I'm making mistakes left and right,
01:07:23and I am scared to death.
01:07:27And I thought by this point in my life,
01:07:29maybe I could have a career
01:07:31or love or something.
01:07:35So there you go.
01:07:37You're the genius.
01:07:39I'm the idiot.
01:07:41No.
01:07:43You're not an idiot.
01:07:45I'm the idiot.
01:07:49I... I can't believe
01:07:51I made the one person that I actually
01:07:53give a shit about
01:07:55feel like this.
01:07:59I'm trying to say something here.
01:08:01I just don't know how.
01:08:03Okay.
01:08:05Jules,
01:08:07you can have love.
01:08:11What are you talking about?
01:08:15I love you.
01:08:19I've loved you since the third grade.
01:08:25Wow, that felt good
01:08:27to say out loud.
01:08:29Do you remember when
01:08:31you were riding on my handlebars and
01:08:33you fell off
01:08:35and broke your tooth?
01:08:37That's when I knew.
01:08:39I've tried
01:08:41to deny it and
01:08:43everything else
01:08:45and
01:08:47I mean, it's not like I'm generally attracted
01:08:49to women. It's just you.
01:08:53I guess
01:08:55I'm gay. I don't know. I don't know.
01:08:57I don't know.
01:09:03I guess that's why no guy has ever stood a chance
01:09:05because I've always been in love with the girl
01:09:07next door.
01:09:09I know that sounds kind of sappy, but...
01:09:11Okay, stop. Please stop, okay?
01:09:13You're just gonna... You're gonna stop talking now
01:09:15and we're gonna pretend
01:09:17that this never happened and
01:09:19we're just gonna go back to the way
01:09:21things were before, okay?
01:09:23No. No, we are not.
01:09:25Jules!
01:09:31I don't expect you to
01:09:33love me back.
01:09:35I just... I just want you to
01:09:37acknowledge what I just told you.
01:09:41I can't do that.
01:09:45This never happened.
01:09:55I can't do that.
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01:11:41Oh.
01:11:43It can't be all that bad, darling.
01:11:47Man trouble.
01:11:49Right?
01:11:55Yeah. Yeah.
01:11:59Actually, a little bit of everything trouble.
01:12:03I feel lost.
01:12:05Oh, lost is okay.
01:12:07Sometimes you gotta be lost
01:12:09before you can find your way.
01:12:11Confucius said that.
01:12:15Or maybe it was John Lennon.
01:12:17But talk, darling. It'll make you feel better.
01:12:21Okay.
01:12:33I don't know what I'm doing.
01:12:35And I don't know what I want to do
01:12:37with the rest of my life.
01:12:39I think I'm in love with this guy.
01:12:41But he just
01:12:43turns me inside out, you know?
01:12:45And then my
01:12:47best friend, out of the blue,
01:12:49kisses me and says,
01:12:51I love you. I've always loved you.
01:12:53Oh, well, I'm rooting for that best friend.
01:12:55I mean,
01:12:57if he says he loves you
01:12:59and he's your best friend,
01:13:01it's problem solved.
01:13:03Not quite.
01:13:05He's a she.
01:13:07Well, honey,
01:13:09life's too short to
01:13:11worry about
01:13:13color, gender,
01:13:15all that nonsense.
01:13:17What matters
01:13:19is who's your
01:13:21soulmate.
01:13:23Could be
01:13:25a 65-year-old guy.
01:13:27Could be
01:13:29a woman
01:13:31who you bumped into
01:13:33and you dropped your book and she picks it up
01:13:35and looks straight into your soul.
01:13:39Don't push away anything
01:13:41from your little idea box.
01:13:43As for
01:13:45what you're gonna do with the rest of your life,
01:13:47I can't help you there.
01:13:51But I think you already
01:13:53know.
01:13:55Look within.
01:13:57That's where the answers lie.
01:14:01I think I read that
01:14:03in a fortune cookie somewhere.
01:14:05What?
01:14:09Oh, my.
01:14:11Look at that sparkler.
01:14:13Yeah. It was my mom's.
01:14:15She gave it to me
01:14:17before she died.
01:14:19Said I might need it
01:14:21someday.
01:14:23I had a daughter once.
01:14:27I had a whole life
01:14:29once.
01:14:31Seems like
01:14:33two lifetimes ago now, though.
01:14:37Looks like I've got a little time
01:14:39on my hands.
01:14:41Wanna go grab a bite?
01:14:43Talk?
01:14:45I'm
01:14:47Juliana, by the way.
01:14:49I'm Greta.
01:14:51It's a pleasure to make your
01:14:53acquaintance.
01:14:55Likewise.
01:14:57Well, thank you.
01:14:59Thank you.
01:15:01I'll get that.
01:15:03My chair.
01:15:05Can you fold up? Yes.
01:15:07Cool.
01:15:09It's got a little handle.
01:15:11Nifty.
01:15:13You know, the star down here,
01:15:15they have a bottomless cup of coffee.
01:15:17They do?
01:15:29Hi, Mom.
01:15:31I don't know where to start.
01:15:33Um,
01:15:35I forgive you.
01:15:37I'm sorry.
01:15:39I'm sorry.
01:15:41I'm sorry.
01:15:43I'm sorry.
01:15:45I'm sorry.
01:15:47I'm sorry.
01:15:49I'm sorry.
01:15:51I'm sorry.
01:15:53I'm sorry.
01:15:55I'm sorry.
01:15:57I forgive you.
01:15:59There,
01:16:01I said it.
01:16:03And I
01:16:05really wish that I'd said it before you died,
01:16:07but
01:16:09I was too busy
01:16:11holding a grudge to notice all the signs.
01:16:15I guess you knew
01:16:17you wanted to die.
01:16:19I guess everybody knew but me.
01:16:21And I know
01:16:23that what you did to me
01:16:25wasn't your fault.
01:16:27You were sick.
01:16:29You needed help.
01:16:31You needed somebody to help you,
01:16:33but God damn it, Mom, why'd...
01:16:41Sorry.
01:16:43I just
01:16:45wish you would've let somebody help you,
01:16:47you know?
01:16:49Do you remember
01:16:51that time
01:16:53that I...
01:16:55I cut my foot
01:16:57when I went to the Bozo Circus
01:16:59and you let me sleep next to you
01:17:01and
01:17:03you sang me the Irish blessing
01:17:05and I picked at that mole on your neck
01:17:07until I made it bleed?
01:17:11I know that's a really weird thing to store
01:17:13in your mental Rolodex,
01:17:15but I just wish I could
01:17:17I know that's a really weird thing to store
01:17:19in your mental Rolodex, but
01:17:21God, I loved laying there next to you.
01:17:27The way your skin felt.
01:17:33Anyways, I'm rambling.
01:17:39I hope you're happy up there.
01:17:43I hope they have lots of lemon drops
01:17:45because I remember how much you liked those.
01:18:11Oh,
01:18:13I almost forgot.
01:18:17Thanks for having such great taste in men.
01:18:21Dad misses you a ton.
01:18:25I love you.
01:18:27Bye.
01:18:43Bye.
01:19:13You just follow your heart, dear.
01:19:15You just follow your heart, dear.
01:19:17And ask for a sign.
01:19:19And ask for a sign.
01:19:21You just follow your heart, dear.
01:19:23You just follow your heart, dear.
01:19:25And ask for a sign.
01:19:47A sign.
01:19:51You just
01:19:53bring it down with me.
01:20:17Hey.
01:20:19It's, um, it's Jules.
01:20:21Hi. I'm sorry.
01:20:23I know it's late. I just, um,
01:20:25I'm leaving tomorrow
01:20:27and I
01:20:29wanted to say something to you before I went.
01:20:31Yeah, I know.
01:20:33It's all very cloak and dagger,
01:20:35but, um, I'm staying
01:20:37at the hostel by the Y, so
01:20:39if you could meet me in the morning?
01:20:41Oh, no. It's safe.
01:20:43One more night's not gonna kill me.
01:20:45I hope.
01:20:47Anyway, I'll see you then.
01:20:49Okay, bye.
01:20:53So, that's it.
01:20:55That's my story.
01:20:57And I'm sticking to it.
01:20:59That's how I got to
01:21:01be right here, right now,
01:21:03on my birthday,
01:21:05August the 7th,
01:21:07the year of our lord,
01:21:092003.
01:21:11Was it my destiny to
01:21:13meet Greta on the street corner?
01:21:15Is it my destiny to
01:21:17travel the country telling untold
01:21:19stories? I don't know.
01:21:23But I feel like I'm starting to figure it out, you know?
01:21:25But for now,
01:21:27I am leaving
01:21:29Los Angeles.
01:21:31Kind of like that Sheryl Crow song.
01:21:33Only
01:21:35it's different, because it's
01:21:37L.A. instead of Vegas, but
01:21:39you get the idea.
01:21:41Good.
01:21:43You're still here.
01:21:45What are you doing?
01:21:47Making a living will?
01:21:49Uh, yeah. No.
01:21:51Kind of.
01:21:53Wow. When you decided to take up smoking,
01:21:55you really committed to it.
01:21:57I got your message. I want to go
01:21:59with you.
01:22:01You do?
01:22:03Well, it's not like I've got any pressing business here.
01:22:05Plus, I got fired from the restaurant.
01:22:07I was out
01:22:09last night. That's why you got the
01:22:11machine. I was drinking
01:22:13dirty martinis, wallowing in self-pity.
01:22:15And when I got home,
01:22:17there was your message. Linking
01:22:19at me like a beacon
01:22:21in the night.
01:22:23I kept trying to call, but this Russian guy
01:22:25kept answering the phone, trying to get me to have
01:22:27phone sex with him.
01:22:29Yeah. That's Dimitri.
01:22:31He lives across the hall. Claims he used to
01:22:33be a czar from the old country.
01:22:35Real charmer.
01:22:37Yeah. Ronnie's gonna
01:22:39babysit the apartment.
01:22:41So can I come?
01:22:43I've got a car. That's gotta be a selling
01:22:45point.
01:22:47And if you're worried about me hitting on you, don't.
01:22:49The idea of unrequited
01:22:51love is kind of intriguing.
01:22:53Hopeless romantic.
01:22:59Hopeful.
01:23:07You know what?
01:23:09I really need to go
01:23:11do this by myself.
01:23:13Can I at least drive you to the airport?
01:23:15Hmm. Bus station.
01:23:17Glamorous. Nothing like going
01:23:19in style.
01:23:23By the way,
01:23:25you're a really
01:23:27good kisser.
01:23:29Yeah? Yeah.
01:23:31I mean, if I, you know,
01:23:33played for that team,
01:23:35I'd definitely pick you.
01:23:37Well, it would be between you
01:23:39and Angelina Jolie.
01:23:47So?
01:23:49Aren't you even gonna ask me where I'm
01:23:51going? What I'm doing?
01:23:53Why?
01:23:55Nah. You're a smart girl.
01:23:57You'll figure it out.
01:23:59Can we please
01:24:01blow this pop stand?
01:24:03Actually,
01:24:05I need to wait for somebody
01:24:07to say goodbye.
01:24:09Prince Charming,
01:24:11no doubt. Yeah.
01:24:13Prince Charming.
01:24:17He's for you, Julie.
01:24:19His name is Michael.
01:24:25How'd you get this number?
01:24:27I have my ways.
01:24:29I'm Batman.
01:24:31Wow. Not even a chuckle.
01:24:33Okay, I get it. You're mad.
01:24:35I was ill-behaved.
01:24:37But, you know, I've been doing
01:24:39some soul-searching. I even miss the way you're
01:24:41the way you eat when your mouth is full.
01:24:43Come on, I'm being
01:24:45sappy. There's gotta be proof that I'm being
01:24:47sincere. Come on,
01:24:49please? You know I hate to beg.
01:24:53You know what I could do? I could
01:24:55stand outside your window with a
01:24:57boombox playing Peter Gabriel.
01:25:01You've got a lot of issues, Michael.
01:25:03And I really hope you
01:25:05figure them out.
01:25:07For your sake and, um...
01:25:11For the sake of every
01:25:13other woman in the greater Los Angeles area.
01:25:19It's been a slice, Michael.
01:25:21I gotta go.
01:25:23Okay, I think you're being
01:25:25a little dramatic, don't you?
01:25:27Hello?
01:25:29Hello?
01:25:31Hey.
01:25:35Hey.
01:25:45Hi.
01:25:51Wow.
01:25:53Wow.
01:25:55Um, yeah, I had this
01:25:57all worked out in my head and now I'm
01:25:59completely blank, but
01:26:01here goes.
01:26:03Okay, last night,
01:26:05I was, I was really confused
01:26:07and this person
01:26:09told me to ask for a sign
01:26:11and I did.
01:26:13And right in that moment, I
01:26:15saw this billboard and I looked up
01:26:17and it was for
01:26:19Mentos.
01:26:21The fresh maker?
01:26:23Yeah.
01:26:25And I thought of you.
01:26:27I have no idea why
01:26:29a bad mint advertisement would make
01:26:31me think of you, but it did.
01:26:33I don't need
01:26:35some abstract
01:26:37arbitrary sign to tell me
01:26:39what's been true
01:26:41all along.
01:26:45It should have been you.
01:26:47I mean, I've always been picked,
01:26:49you know?
01:26:51And then I just kind of went along
01:26:53for the ride, but
01:26:55if I got to pick,
01:26:57I'd choose
01:26:59you.
01:27:01I know this is probably like
01:27:03a shock and surprise
01:27:05and I don't even know if you find me remotely attractive
01:27:07or completely hideous.
01:27:19Wow.
01:27:25Yeah.
01:27:31You know, I was wondering
01:27:33how long I was going to have to wait for that.
01:27:37So I have
01:27:39a, my white
01:27:41steed is parked out front.
01:27:43Yeah.
01:27:45Tempting.
01:27:47But
01:27:49I've actually got to go.
01:27:51I have to, um,
01:27:53wow, this is cliche,
01:27:55I have to find myself,
01:27:57which I'm estimating will take
01:27:59about a year, because I'm an optimist.
01:28:01And, um,
01:28:03at the end of that year,
01:28:05if, you know, you're still
01:28:07interested in this,
01:28:09I was thinking we could meet at, um,
01:28:11where'd they meet in
01:28:13Sleepless in Seattle?
01:28:15Empire State Building.
01:28:17Hmm, right, though that seems a little
01:28:19melodramatic, impractical.
01:28:21It's far. Far, yeah.
01:28:23So, how about
01:28:25at the end of
01:28:27a year,
01:28:29at the stroke of midnight,
01:28:31we could meet at the, um,
01:28:33the
01:28:35Starbucks on the
01:28:37corner of Highland and Franklin?
01:28:39Starbucks is very romantic.
01:28:41Okay, I added the midnight thing for dramatic effect.
01:28:43Um...
01:28:47Deal?
01:28:49Deal, yeah.
01:28:51Yeah, let's just kiss.
01:29:05Okay, break it up.
01:29:07She's, um,
01:29:09she's got a best to catch.
01:29:13Um...
01:29:17Call me.
01:29:19I will.
01:29:21Okay.
01:29:23Alright.
01:29:25Bye.
01:29:27Bye.
01:29:29Bye.
01:29:33You done good, kid.
01:29:35Thanks.
01:29:43My
01:29:45love
01:29:47is like a bird
01:29:49that sings
01:29:53And the sunlight
01:29:55sitting on the sunbird's
01:29:57wings
01:29:59My love is like a
01:30:01summer lane
01:30:03And the first cool
01:30:05birds of the summer rain
01:30:07My
01:30:09love is like a bird
01:30:11that sings
01:30:13And the rhythm I'm picking on the sunbird's
01:30:15strings
01:30:17And a tune that I could sing
01:30:19all day
01:30:21Gather your wings
01:30:23and fly away
01:30:25Fly away
01:30:27Fly
01:30:29away
01:30:31Fly away
01:30:33Fly away
01:30:35Fly
01:30:37away
01:30:39Fly away
01:30:41I know, it's all very
01:30:43Jack Kerouac, the tales of the city.
01:30:45Maybe I'll win an award.
01:30:47Maybe I'll sell out and start
01:30:49shooting tampon commercials with Vic as the
01:30:51spokesperson. Maybe I'll
01:30:53marry Ben and have six kids and
01:30:55live in a Cape Cod on Cape Cod.
01:30:57The one thing that I do know
01:30:59is that I don't know.
01:31:01My love is like a mystery
01:31:03train
01:31:05Ripping through the hills like
01:31:07a hurricane
01:31:09My love is like
01:31:11a rolling stone
01:31:13Like a
01:31:15hobo lucky in the days of
01:31:17love
01:31:19My love is like a
01:31:21mystery train
01:31:23A whistle in the
01:31:25wind coming back again
01:31:27Oh, my
01:31:29love is just one stop away
01:31:31I'm
01:31:33gonna gather my wings and I'll
01:31:35fly away
01:31:37fly away
01:31:39fly
01:31:41away
01:31:43fly away
01:31:45fly away
01:31:47fly
01:31:49away
01:31:51fly away
01:31:53Yeah
01:31:59Never
01:32:01be more
01:32:03I'm sinking like a stone, sees everything I knew.
01:32:14No longer gets me through this madness.
01:32:22I can't take it now.
01:32:29Everything I planned has crumbled into sand.
01:32:38I once slipped into the sea.
01:32:43Won't someone please save me from this pain?
01:32:51I'm going insane.
01:32:55So take hold of me.
01:33:00Just take hold of me.
01:33:04Yeah.
01:33:05Take hold of me.
01:33:08You'll never let me go.
01:33:14Don't let me go.
01:33:18The people I leaned on, one blink and they are gone.
01:33:27Oh, and so I turn to you to pull my lost soul out of this flood.
01:33:40Dying for love.
01:33:45So take hold of me.
01:33:49Yeah, take hold of me.
01:33:53Oh, take hold of me.
01:33:57You'll never let me go.
01:34:14You'll never let me go.