Love IsIand S11 E03
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00:10Previously on Love Island
00:15Mr. Big Stuff
00:16A shock arrival
00:18Who do you think you are?
00:20Mr. Big Stuff
00:21That's Joey Atwick
00:22Staying here for good, baby
00:23Never gonna get my love
00:25Take the Bella by storm
00:27You will have to steal one of these beautiful girls
00:30Sick
00:31The boy left single will be dumped from the island immediately
00:35I'm a bit nervous, I can't lie
00:37Snog the free islanders you fancy the most
00:41I've definitely got my eyes on you
00:43Obviously I'm going to have to send one of them out
00:48He's hard
00:50So the girl I would like to steal is...
00:54Snapple
01:04Tonight
01:05Can I show you something?
01:07Temperatures are rising
01:10And more ways than one
01:12I do really find you attractive, right?
01:14Stop now
01:15You are in here for yourself as well
01:17No, I'm just pissed off
01:20It's spiteful, isn't it?
01:21It's spiteful, isn't it?
01:22And it's petty
01:23I think that's massively out of order
01:26And there's a surprise in store
01:30No!
01:53So hairdresser Sam's out
01:55But if you expect me to make cheap jokes about his job
01:58If you can go to jail
02:00Still, Joey's decision was cut and dry
02:02And for Sam it was a case of easy come over easy go
02:06Now Sam's heading home to mull it over
02:09While Joey gets to know Samantha
02:12Stop that, stop that
02:14What's your good side?
02:15You've got a good side
02:16This side
02:17That's my good side as well
02:18So we're going to get a picture?
02:19We're going to get a picture
02:20We're going to get a face
02:24Are you happy that you picked me though?
02:26I feel like I made the right decision, of course
02:29I'm happy
02:30Obviously it was more or so just him leaving
02:33It was obviously a bit deep, you know what I mean?
02:37Are you glad I picked you?
02:38I wanted you to pick me, yeah
02:39Did you?
02:40Yeah
02:41Genuinely, what are you like as a boyfriend?
02:43What am I like as a boyfriend?
02:45What's my material?
02:46What's your love language?
02:48When I really like someone I'm very...
02:50Mine's physical touch
02:51I'm obviously like...
02:53I'm not obsessive
02:55I am
02:56I'm not like obsessive but I'm very PDA
02:59I am? Are you PDA?
03:01I'll give you space but I'm so PDA
03:03I'm so PDA
03:04I'll be all over you
03:05Say if we were on the tube, yeah
03:07Listen, if we were on the tube
03:09I'd nick you on the tube and we'd be on there
03:11Yeah, I like that too
03:12All over the tube, it's like that
03:14I'm not like that, that's my fella
03:15Obviously I was hoping that Jerry was going to pick me
03:18You know, I'll be happy getting in bed tonight
03:22Patsy's catching up with Munvir
03:24and I know what you're thinking
03:26A conversation between an office administrator
03:29and a recruitment manager
03:31I smell a BAFTA
03:33You look beautiful, by the way
03:35Thank you, you look very nice
03:36Very smart
03:37Where's your head at right now?
03:38Obviously, me pulling you for this conversation
03:40Are you happy that I'm doing that?
03:42Yeah, of course
03:43I want to know loads more about you
03:45Literally loads
03:46But I didn't want you to think that
03:49I was putting all my eggs in your basket
03:52Do you know what I mean?
03:53No
03:54Because I know that I don't want to be like
03:55Oh yeah, yeah, cool
03:56It's just that in here, you're definitely
03:59Not even in here, outside of here
04:01You'd be definitely someone who I would look at
04:03when I was out and be like
04:05Yeah, look, from my side
04:07You're obviously beautiful
04:09Thank you
04:10For me, it's getting to know you a bit more
04:13because for me, the connection is equally as important
04:16Definitely
04:17So, yeah, it's all well and good saying like
04:20Yeah, you're nice, I like you, you're my type
04:22and then not knowing too much about each other
04:24Yeah, no, there is one big thing that I was going to bring up
04:28Go on
04:29I haven't really spoke to anyone about it just yet
04:32Open up, man, I'm all ears
04:34Yeah, so I've got a disability, basically
04:36Haven't said anything to anyone yet
04:37because I just didn't know
04:38It's an awkward thing to bring up
04:39For sure, absolutely, you've got to feel comfortable
04:41So it's like a disability in my arm
04:43I've got no strength, anything above shoulder height
04:46I can't lift, so I need help doing my hair sometimes
04:49If you need any support, I'm here
04:52Sometimes you think, I don't know, you're having something different
04:55You don't know if everyone's going to find it completely sexy
05:00But being different's cool
05:02Absolutely, in a world full of forks, be a spoon
05:04Yeah, yeah, yeah
05:05Or the other way around, but yeah, absolutely be different
05:08Hairdresser Sam was so annoyed at being kicked out
05:11that he took his scissors to the bottom of Harriet's dress
05:14But Kieran's still going to miss him
05:16Oh, what a day
05:18No, I know
05:19I'm blessed
05:20No, I know, you were so close
05:22I was going to miss him, like...
05:24I know, I know
05:25Did you think that it was going to go that way?
05:27Yeah, I had a gut feeling
05:28I feel like it's made me realise
05:30that maybe we just need to be a bit more like, not us, but like me
05:34I need to be a bit more, like, forward
05:37What we've got going on is good, like, don't get me wrong
05:40I'm not taking that away from us
05:43No, I know what you're saying
05:44But if I'm honest, obviously, like, my top two was you and Joey
05:47Yeah
05:48Like, I had a good conversation with him on the terrace
05:50so I wasn't sure where it was going to go
05:52I'm glad that he didn't pick me, though
05:54Are you glad?
05:55Yeah, because I didn't want you to go
05:58Aren't you?
05:59What we've got going on is good, like, I won't lie to you
06:02We're being honest, you're not my usual type
06:04but that's why I said I'm more excited by it
06:07Yeah
06:08Well, I'm letting you know that I'm not cancelling this out
06:11Not yet, anyway
06:12I'm not, she has
06:14Yeah
06:17Samantha and Joey are indulging in every young person's favourite pastime
06:21watching Nicole walk away
06:22Oh, they hate to see her go, but they love to watch her leave
06:25I just want to find the love of my life and just cobble up
06:28Yeah, you never know
06:42LAUGHTER
06:45I've done the right thing, you know, picking Samantha
06:49The Joey charm came out and we had a little kiss
06:53It was nice, sure and sweet, but perfect
06:57It's a lovely little kiss
06:59Ronnie's over the moon that Joey didn't pick Jess
07:02because there's nothing a footballer hates more
07:04than being knocked out in the first round
07:06I thought he was going to take care of you
07:09We're back together, baby
07:11Made it through the first hurdle
07:13Yeah, like, I did, but obviously he's gone with Samantha
07:17and I'm, like, half glad as well because obviously it's nice for her, innit?
07:21You can have all your energy into me
07:23All to you now, babe
07:24All to me
07:25All to you, baby
07:26You don't have squeaky bum any more, then?
07:28No, no squeaky bum
07:29No squeaky bum
07:30It's obviously an awkward one for you, like...
07:32Well, it would have been a shit outcome, wouldn't it?
07:34Because if you'd have gone, it would have been pretty shit
07:37Not to blow smoke up your arse, but...
07:39Do it
07:42I'm not leaving, baby
07:52Gone up from one to seven, wasn't it?
07:54I'll give that an eight point to him
07:56Yeah!
07:59We're moving, baby
08:00Progress is progress
08:03You all right, Amelia?
08:05I'm good, you all right?
08:06Yeah, do you want to follow me?
08:08Follow you? Oh, my gosh
08:10OK
08:12See you in a sec
08:15Where are we going? Where are we going?
08:17I don't know, let's take a stroll
08:19I ain't seen a lot in here, so...
08:22Oh, look at these two, look at these two
08:26Ooh, this is nice
08:32Hey, I'm still coupled up, relax
08:35Oh, Mr Smoove
08:38I think I know where you're taking me right now
08:40I've not been here yet
08:42Have you not?
08:43No
08:44You haven't even had a look?
08:45Well, you know, quick glance
08:47Quick glance
08:48About time
08:49Mumvia, you've got a text
08:50But Mr Smoove doesn't need time
08:51You've got a text
08:54Mumvia, I always stole your bird
08:56Therefore, you are the weakest link
08:58This is nice, this is a terrace
09:01This is pretty, isn't it?
09:02Finally here
09:04I think after, like, today
09:07Everything's been put in perspective for a few people
09:12Especially for me, anyway
09:14Because, like, you know what the score is
09:17What's the score again?
09:18I wanted to come up here
09:20Just to...
09:22Just to say I'm, like, more than attracted to you
09:27I very much see, like...
09:29And when I say that, I mean, like...
09:31You're born for these bad boys, like, I see you, so...
09:35You look so pretty now
09:37Thank you
09:41Thank you, you look good
09:42I've been saying to the girls as well, like, I'm taking...
09:44Now that I'm, like, taking you in
09:46Yeah, say so
09:48I'm taking you in properly
09:49It's all you did before that
09:50Now, it's like, yeah
09:54Can I show you something quickly?
09:57What are you going to show me?
09:58Huh?
09:59What?
10:01I close my eyes now
10:06And I'm dreaming right where I belong
10:15I belong
10:19Thank you
10:27Terrific!
10:28Yay!
10:31Crazy, crazy, crazy
10:32Yay!
10:33Crazy, crazy, crazy
10:34It was nice, he was smooth with it, I guess
10:38Yeah, it was good, it was good
10:40I feel a bit giddy
10:43If I could share a bit of you right now
10:45If I could be in a situation where we're a couple
10:49Then that's something I'd like to do for myself
10:52Or for us, rather
10:54I feel like that would make a lot of sense
10:56I feel like that would make a lot of sense
11:26Guys, OK, guys, I give in!
11:29Oh, the day, babes!
11:30It's always the last place you look
11:33Do you want to go for a talk?
11:34Yeah, I think it's about time
11:36Sorry, guys, tits and everything's going to come out now
11:39But keep it classy
11:44How do you feel about that?
11:45No
11:46No
11:48I'm sorry, I've got a little thing to ask you
11:50Yeah?
11:51We are trying to get away from everyone
11:52We're the only people who haven't spoken yet
11:54Yeah
11:55Go as high as you can
11:57Fucking hell!
11:58No, go fucking hell
11:59We only have to chat, man
12:01I don't want to know what you think
12:03Yeah, I will
12:05Fine
12:06Why am I jealous?
12:08Hmm?
12:09Why am I jealous?
12:10Really?
12:18Don't even think about it
12:22You're good, you're good, you're good
12:25Oh, God
12:28Oh!
12:30This is banging
12:33Fucking hell
12:35Naughty vibes
12:38This is lashing
12:40Move up a side
12:41Collection
12:44Oh, no
12:45Hey, you don't get this in South Wales
12:47You don't get...
12:49No, don't
12:51Don't
12:52You don't get this in South Wales, do you?
12:54How are you feeling, Harriet?
12:55What do you mean? It's fine
12:56I'm not married yet
12:57Not yet
12:58Not yet
12:59She's good, she's calm
13:00She's collected
13:01I'm all good
13:02Ain't no bother
13:04Are you OK?
13:05Yeah
13:06Obviously, you're with Harriet
13:09Where's your head at?
13:11I get along with Harriet
13:12but when me and Harriet just spoke just now
13:15it's a bit like we said
13:18Me and Harriet are still going to continue to get to know each other
13:22because it's going very well
13:24You still need to get to know her, you still need to explore her
13:27She's a lovely girl, she's so nice
13:29She's lovely, I really get on with her
13:31When we come in, we really gelled
13:33and I'm not the type of person to get with somebody
13:35who someone else is getting with
13:37but it's different in this scenario sort of thing
13:39You are in it for yourself as well
13:41Do you feel like you're open to getting to know me and stuff now?
13:44We're getting to know you, yeah, definitely
13:46Good
13:47I feel like, I don't know, so I want to see if it's more, if it's not
13:51but I do really find you attractive, I do fancy you
13:55It's just a sexual tendency, innit?
13:57Sexual tendency?
13:59Has he said where he's at with Nicole?
14:03No
14:04If they now spend the night there, are you going to feel type of way about it?
14:07Yeah, I'm not, yeah
14:09You're done?
14:10I don't think he would do that though
14:11Okay
14:12We'll just see, hopefully they come out
14:15It's not like he spoke to me before and said
14:17I'm going to pull Nicole for a chat
14:20Like, he didn't even say that
14:22It's just upset me a little bit
14:24Right, you know what I should do now I've walked out
14:26You know I'm feeling a bit fucking
14:27No, I think it's a bit bad
14:29It's not bad, it's just
14:31I'm not used to having a chat with you
14:32A kiss or anything
14:33No, that's what it's all about
14:34I have no respect for fucking conversation
14:36Yeah, I know, I know
14:37Yeah, we had a little crush, like
14:39That little shit
14:40Oh, here we go
14:42It needs to be respectful to speak to the girls
14:45Right, I'm going to speak to the boys
14:46I'll see you later, yeah
14:47Bye
14:51Girls, do you want to talk?
14:52Yeah
14:53Do you want a little chat?
14:55Let's go
14:57Shall we go round the fire down here?
14:59Yeah, come on
15:00Are you coming?
15:01I don't want to ride on it
15:02You don't want to go?
15:03I just think what Kieran did was just a bit muggy
15:04Especially after I just told him how I was feeling
15:06And then he just runs off to the hideaway
15:09But I'll definitely be chatting to boys now
15:14Were you getting, like, flirty vibes from her?
15:16Yeah, yeah, definitely
15:17We had a little catch up there and stuff
15:19There was no, like, kissing or anything like that
15:21But, bro, I'm getting a good vibe from her
15:23But, you know, she's from half an hour up the road, like
15:26And I've come all the way to Mallorca
15:28These things happen for a reason, though
15:31This is like...
15:32This is you starting...
15:33This is my start now
15:35How did it come about?
15:36He'd come over
15:37He said, do you want to go for a chat?
15:38I said, yeah
15:39And he's up on the terrace
15:40And he went, do you want to come to the hideaway?
15:42And I thought, whoa
15:43That's sweet that he's done that
15:44Yeah
15:45I just need to speak to him more
15:46I need to get to know him
15:47But you've done it now
15:48It's a new day
15:49Tomorrow's your opportunity
15:50Yeah, I feel like I need to speak to Harriet again now, though
15:53Oh, God, she...
15:54She didn't look good
15:55Yeah
15:56We just said, like, we'd go get to know other people
15:58Yeah, no, but she, like, saw you walk off that way, right?
16:00And then she...
16:02And then she saw you, like, walk over there
16:04Just disappear there
16:05And she, like, turned and was like...
16:07But I just went for a conversation, like
16:09You know what I mean?
16:10I didn't do anything wrong
16:11Right now, speaking, I've got a better connection probably with...
16:16Harriet
16:18Oh, my God
16:19Are you sure?
16:21Mum
16:25You want to cry?
16:26You better not be crying
16:28You better not be crying
16:29I'm pissed off
16:31Why are you crying?
16:32I'm just pissed off
16:34Oh, my God, stop
16:35Stop now
16:36What are you crying for?
16:38It just pisses me off
16:41Doll
16:42Mum
16:44Like...
16:45Mum, sit down, sit down
16:46No
16:49What are you crying for?
16:50No, I'm just pissed off, like, I'm just annoyed
16:52Cos, like, I basically pulled Kieran before
16:56And told him that he's, like, my top
16:58After the Joey thing?
16:59Yeah, after the Joey thing
17:01And then I was like, do you know what?
17:03Maybe I'll give him a chance
17:04And then he stands up
17:06He stands up
17:07So, with that information, he stands up
17:09And he goes...
17:11And he goes to the hideaway
17:13I think he got a bit cocky
17:15With me and Jabba
17:17And he was a bit like, oh, all right, I'm still here
17:20Do you know what I mean?
17:21Yeah, cos he was giving it, like, all the...
17:23He was shitting himself
17:24He's been shitting himself all day
17:27I went, it looks sketchy
17:29Going to the hideaway
17:30No matter if what's or maybe's are absolute
17:34Going to the hideaway, you're, like...
17:36That's a statement
17:37It's a statement
17:38Also, especially when we can just go in there
17:40Like, and for him to just act like that
17:42Just, like, just annoyed me
17:45I just, like...
17:46He's just like, why the hideaway?
17:49Do you know what I mean?
17:51Like, you ten?
17:53Oh
17:54Don't cry
17:55I'm not
17:56And I'm always here whenever you need me
17:57Thank you, I love you
17:58I love you, too
17:59Oh, no, it's fine
18:00Do you know what?
18:01You can talk to me tomorrow about it
18:02I'm not...
18:03If I can get back in line now
18:04Sorry
18:05It's not what he's done
18:06It's just the way he's gone about it
18:07But it's just the fact that five minutes before
18:09We were open and honest
18:10He failed to tell me that he was going to
18:12Pull Nicole for a conversation
18:14And then he just skipped off to the hideaway
18:16Like, nothing happened
18:17Like, we didn't even have the conversation
18:18Like, I think that's what's hard to see
18:20I'm just...
18:21Tomorrow morning is a different one
18:23I know
18:24No cuddles
18:25Hi
18:29OK
18:30Love you
18:31Oi, oi, oi
18:33Nicole
18:34Yeah, I'm going outside a minute
18:35Oh, for fuck's sake
18:37There
18:38I'm going outside for some fresh air
18:39Nicole
18:40I know, I'm just going out for some fresh air
18:42Nicole
18:43I don't think I've done anything wrong at all, so
18:45I'm not upset, it's just...
18:46You don't want to be made a pair of yourself, do you?
18:48I don't want to be made out to be that person
18:50I don't think I've done anything wrong
18:51No one's blaming you
18:52No one's blaming you
18:53Harry, it gave me, like, a stinking look
18:56After speaking to Kieran
18:57And I don't think I've done anything wrong at all
18:59Harry's just upset because
19:01Did you just basically say
19:03That all they're exiting is Baskar
19:06Yeah
19:07And he was basically, like, reciprocated
19:09Yeah
19:10And then it's because it was in the hideaway
19:12You just think the worst
19:13I didn't kiss him or anything
19:14No, listen
19:15No, listen
19:16I think it's just been the initial thing of hideaway
19:19But
19:20It was a fucking hideaway, Tara
19:21Yeah, but what was your conversation like with him?
19:23Really good
19:24Literally, I haven't hidden the fact that I fancied him
19:26I know
19:27I've been waiting for this conversation
19:28I know what I'm saying that you have
19:29But I think it was just the fact that she had a conversation with him
19:31Yeah, but of course his eggs are going to be in it
19:32You told me that
19:33No, listen
19:34She's not fuming with you
19:35He said to me himself, he said
19:36I feel like I've got to know her
19:38And obviously you said I'm still vibing with Harriet
19:41You haven't even said to me
19:42Like, it's you
19:43You haven't said
19:44Stop crying
19:45I'm just getting pissed off, I'm getting wumped up
19:46I don't have to explain myself anyway
19:47I know, stop crying
19:48I don't know why I'm explaining myself for
19:51She just needs to be put to bed tonight
19:53And re-address her tomorrow
19:55I just dread re-addressing her, to be honest
19:57Because I know she's just going to make a scene out of it
19:59And I just can't be bothered for it
20:01I'll be your safe
20:04I'll be your only way
20:09I've no idea why Harriet got so upset about Kieran talking to Nicole in the hideaway
20:14It was just an innocent chat
20:16In a room with a giant bed of hot tub sex toys and drawers full of condoms
20:20Hello, what's the issue?
20:22I don't think we've done it anymore, I don't know
20:24No, we haven't, but I've talked to her
20:26Yeah, but I'm not a bitch, I was going to say
20:28Are you crying?
20:29Yeah, I'm fuming over it
20:31He's annoyed me because I do not think to be
20:33Okay, I'm actually just going to pull her for a chat
20:35You've got to have a level of respect for the person you're actually couples up with
20:38Like respect? Like, are you 12?
20:40And why are you so excited as well?
20:50So this bed's completely empty tonight
20:52Yeah, it may not be, I might have to sleep in it
20:56Yeah, this is a dog house
21:02Who opened up an XXL condom upstairs?
21:05That's not an XXL, is it?
21:07What's an XXL?
21:08This
21:15Samantha, question
21:17Go on
21:18How do you feel about your new bed?
21:19It's comfy, innit?
21:22She can't stop smiling
21:31Good night, beautiful new couple
21:35Don't let the bombshells bite
22:02I want to apologise for suggesting that last night Kieran flirted with Nicole in the hideaway
22:07A room with a giant bed, hot tub, sex toys and a drawer for the condoms
22:11That wasn't strictly accurate
22:13I forgot to mention the lube
22:15Morning
22:18One bed's empty, I swear
22:20Sad to see Sam go
22:22That was a big decision to make last night
22:24It was easy, but as well it was tough, do you know what I mean?
22:27Yeah
22:29I had to do what I had to do
22:31Nah, he's going to be missed, man
22:32Yeah, a hundo
22:33What's the agenda today, Joey?
22:34We're going to sunbathe, we're going to get a sun
22:36I feel like it's going to be a fun
22:37It's going to be a fun day, no tears
22:39I'm going to be well behaved today
22:50Mate, you might take Harriet off your hands, bro
22:58Hello
22:59Hello
23:00Going well?
23:01Yeah, it's going well
23:03There you go, Harriet
23:04Thank you, darling
23:05There you go
23:06Fuck, she looks good, doesn't she?
23:07That's a revenge bikini, I know the one
23:10Have you made out of it yet?
23:22What was it like sleeping in bed with Joey?
23:24I was like...
23:27But, yeah, it looked nice
23:29I had a little kiss with him, didn't I?
23:31Did you?
23:32Yeah
23:33When?
23:34It's a favourite, last night
23:35What?
23:36Wait, what?
23:37I swear I was right
23:40Like, obviously me and Manvera talking more, having more conversations
23:44We're getting a bit closer
23:45He's pulling me, I like that, I like that
23:47Manliness
23:48He gives me that vibe
23:51Obviously Patsy's a really nice girl
23:53I do like her
23:54Yeah
23:55But it's just like...
23:57I don't know, I'm just...
23:59I need to obviously see what other girls are saying
24:02and put it side by side, because that's the only thing
24:04And you don't want to leave this experience kicking yourself
24:06Going, oh, I should have done that, I should have done that
24:08Why didn't I do it?
24:09Exactly
24:10Why not have that conversation?
24:11Bro, you're a good looking geezer, you've got good chat
24:14I appreciate it, bro
24:15Girls will be loving it, so...
24:17Just stick it on factor 50
24:19But remember, you've got to top it off every 50 minutes
24:23What was it you said to Harriet in that first conversation?
24:26Because I think she's quite upset
24:28because I think she's opened up to you
24:30and said that you're, like, a number one for her
24:32If you had to pick somebody now, in terms of where your head's at
24:35who are you kind of aiming it towards?
24:37Well, if I...
24:38Right now, I'd pick Harriet
24:40Would you?
24:41Yeah, because I know Harriet so much better
24:42I don't think Harriet's aware of that
24:44No
24:45I think she thinks you're pretty...
24:46I told you
24:47I know, I think she thinks you're now, like, switched on to Nicole
24:53Harriet and Nicole want to make up
24:56Well, you're in the right room for it
24:58There's bloody shelves full of this stuff
25:00Ha-ha, thanks, I'm here all week
25:02I just want to apologise, I feel like last night, it looked a certain way
25:06I don't want any drama, but it was more, when you were walking past
25:10to come inside, I, like, locked...
25:12I tried to make, like, the eye contact, locking, as if to say...
25:14And I was going to say, are you OK?
25:16And it was just, like, the...
25:17No, I'm sorry, it's just, like, I was feeling, like...
25:19Pissed off
25:20No, no, no, no, it was, like, I was feeling, like, I was going to cry
25:23So I was, like, just going to, like, get excited, wasn't I?
25:25I just thought then, and then I was, like, well, hang on a minute, no
25:27I don't think I've done any...
25:28No, you haven't
25:29I don't think I went the wrong way about it
25:31No, it wasn't you
25:32I was panicking, it was, like, a bit...
25:34Honestly, like, I'm sorry if that came across like that
25:36I openly said, like, I do fancy him, he is my type of tea
25:40You know what, it wasn't your fault
25:41It was generally the fact that we had a conversation before
25:43He didn't say, and then, like, within two minutes, like, he just did it to the hideaway
25:48But I thought, fucking hell, I don't understand what I've done now
25:50I thought, I was thinking...
25:51No, no, no, it wasn't you
25:52I actually promised him
25:53I love you
25:54I'm quite glad we've kind of cleared the air
25:57It's early days, like, I literally had one conversation with the boy
26:00I want to get to know everyone
26:01But, no, we're all good girly-wirly
26:03I'm glad we've cleared it up now
26:04If you need any advice, if anything, you know I'm here, yeah
26:06Earlier, we nailed a BAFTA with a conversation between an office administrator
26:10and a recruitment manager on a sofa
26:13Now to bag an MTA with the sequel
26:16Office Administrator and Recruitment Manager on a Daybed
26:21How are you after last night?
26:22I had a good night
26:23And I feel like we were, like, getting a bit closer yesterday
26:25I don't know, how do you feel about that?
26:26You were, absolutely
26:27I still feel the same way, like, I shouldn't be...
26:30I just want to be honest with you, it's the way I am, right?
26:32Obviously, in terms of all the girls here, I feel like we get along the best
26:37Yeah
26:38I want to speak to a few other girls, just because I haven't
26:41Of course, yeah, yeah
26:42But I wanted to tell you that, out of respect, because I don't want you thinking,
26:46oh, for fuck's sake, he's flying all around the GAAF
26:49Nah, for fuck's sake, I appreciate that
26:51Nah, we're not locked off, don't worry
26:53I don't think anyone's locked off
26:54I'm not thinking we are, like
26:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool
26:56Yeah
27:00So, but look, it's so hard to say, but I want to speak to other people
27:04and that's just completely unfair, it shouldn't be like that
27:07Oh my God, no, that's absolutely fine
27:09I don't feel any type of way about that
27:11Good
27:12You know
27:13You're wicked, man, this is what I like about you
27:15You're just wicked and you're chilled, you get it
27:18Yeah, I do, I do
27:20So
27:21I'm just not going to look
27:22Oh
27:25I'll just make sure I'm in a different room when you're chatting to me
27:27No, don't say it, Patsy
27:30No, honestly, I'm fine
27:34Honestly?
27:36True
27:41I'm absolutely going to be just giving him that space to go and do that
27:46That's fine
27:47But for all I know, is he just being respectful
27:50or is he just trying to let me down gently?
27:52I don't know if that's what he's doing
27:58Sam?
27:59Yeah
28:00Come here for a sec
28:02Oh God
28:03No, no, it's fine
28:04Brutal
28:05No, you sit on the lounges with me
28:07Yeah
28:11I just
28:13Something
28:16Right
28:17I just wanted to pull you before
28:20Yeah
28:21I'm going to
28:23I'm going to
28:24Obviously speak to Jo
28:25Hold on
28:31Yeah, I'm just going to pull him
28:33But I'm
28:34I don't want you to think
28:35Anything
28:36No, but I'm going to go to the hideaway
28:38Oh
28:39Because I think
28:40Kieran needs to taste his own medicine
28:42So like
28:43Do you know what I mean?
28:44Don't be petty
28:46I'm not being petty
28:47I just, I don't want him to think that like I was so upset
28:50Because of that reason
28:52I just want to tell you first
28:53Because I don't want it to look sly
28:54Do you know what I mean?
28:55I'm just going to come to you
28:56I'm just going to have a little chat
28:57I'm going to come back out
28:58No problem
28:59Yeah?
29:00Yeah
29:01You okay?
29:02Yeah
29:03You sure?
29:04Girl, I'm fine
29:05You promise?
29:06Yeah, of course
29:07We're all in here for ourselves
29:08Joey?
29:09What's going on here again?
29:15We're going for a little walkies, yeah?
29:16Yeah
29:17Go this way
29:20You alright?
29:21Good
29:22What's going down?
29:23She's going to the hideaway
29:27No
29:28She's going to lay it on thick now, isn't she?
29:30With everyone
29:31Because Kieran's basically backed off
29:32I'm just a jealous bitch
29:34Do you know what I mean?
29:35Really?
29:36Yeah
29:37I was like
29:39That's good wanting someone now
29:41Come here
29:44What?
29:46What?
29:47Harriet's just booked me
29:48Yeah
29:49And was like, I just want to let you know before I do it
29:51But I'm going to take Joey to the hideaway
29:53So I was like, oh yeah
29:54And she was like, because obviously I want to get back at Kieran
29:57And I just went, that's so petty
29:59I was like, don't be petty
30:01Get back at Kieran
30:02It's a childish move
30:03She's in there with him now
30:04Yeah, she's in there with Joey
30:06She wanted to give Kieran a taste of his own medicine
30:09I appreciate that she's come to tell me and stuff
30:11Yeah, you want to be doing it because you're interested in him
30:14You don't want to do it to get back at someone
30:16That's just silly, isn't it?
30:17I don't think Joey would appreciate that either
30:19I think that's massively out of order
30:23I swear the tensions are rising
30:25Yeah, it's just getting a bit nasty in here, I don't know
30:29You shouldn't be pulling people to get back at other people
30:32It's spiteful, isn't it?
30:33Yeah
30:34It's petty
30:35What's going on then?
30:36What's going on with you?
30:37What are you thinking?
30:38I just wanted to have a little chat
30:40Yeah
30:41Yeah
30:42To be honest, I do fancy you
30:44I think I've made it a bit obvious now
30:46I fancy Kieran as well
30:47Are you picky?
30:49Yeah
30:50I mean, I've had one boyfriend
30:52You've only had one boyfriend, yeah?
30:53Yeah, one boyfriend
30:54I'm picky
30:55And I think now I'm out of it, right?
30:58It's like a blessing in disguise
30:59Because I can see what I actually want
31:01You are my type
31:02Am I?
31:03Yeah
31:04Do you know, you're gorge
31:06Gorge, gorge
31:07There you are, you've got a lovely titty
31:09Yeah, you're gorge
31:10You're giving mature vibes
31:11Thank you, yeah
31:12You've got nice eyes
31:13Try to, try to
31:14We are matching again
31:15We are matching
31:16We was matching last night
31:17It's meant to be, isn't it?
31:18Every time we come out, we're always matching
31:20Yeah
31:21I think he's in the erm...
31:23I think he's in the eyes already
31:25Hmm?
31:26I think I told Joey in the eyes already, didn't you?
31:29What, are they in the now, are they?
31:30What?
31:31Are they in the now?
31:32I think they're in the now
31:33Yeah, I think they're in the now
31:34But like, like if they want to get to know each other
31:36Get to know each other, and it's three days in like
31:38I know
31:39But are you thinking it was a reaction?
31:41She's still manning off to Spike
31:43The thing is, I didn't do anything out of a spike
31:45That's the difference
31:46And that's just another thing for me
31:48Where it's like, grow up
31:51You know like, I know everyone's saying I'm the kid
31:53And like the little bro in you
31:54But then when it's coming to actually
31:55Do something serious
31:56I feel like I'm like the mature one
31:58So you're a dancer, innit?
31:59Go on, give us a dance then
32:00Little dance
32:01What?
32:02What dance do you want? I don't know. A twerk, I think.
32:05A little twerk? Not a twerk. What's that thing called when you do that?
32:09You do this, and you're like...
32:11What, like a little slut drop? Sort of.
32:14You want a little slut drop?
32:16That's what it's called, a slut drop, yeah. Let us see.
32:19No, but what sort of dancer are you?
32:20I do, like, musical theatre.
32:22Well, do some musical theatre, then.
32:23Show me. Walk down that stairs, like, look.
32:25Like an actor and all. Is that what you do?
32:27Yeah, I like singing, dancing and acting.
32:29Give us something, then.
32:30I don't know, I'd be, like, like this. Yeah.
32:34And then I'd probably, like, do a little...
32:37Oh, is that what you do? Yeah, and a few little kicks and stuff.
32:39I don't know if I'm in the right outfit for that.
32:41Harriet's lovely. Yeah, we had a laugh together.
32:43There's no dry chat, you know, the conversation flows.
32:47Her dancing was actually quite cute.
32:49So, yeah, I mean, I'm trying to keep my cool,
32:51but I just can't help it.
32:53Like, every now and then, I just do have a little flirt.
32:56It's just in me, innit?
32:58Have you used things like this? Yeah, have you?
33:01No. Imagine that, someone whipping your arse like that.
33:03Try it, let me do it. Yeah, go on.
33:07Does it hurt? Not really, no.
33:08Maybe on the skin, but, yeah. Do it on me.
33:12It doesn't hurt, no. No? No.
33:30Last night, Ciarán whisked Nicole off to the hideaway in front of Harriet
33:34and call him paranoid, but ever since,
33:37Ciarán's had a sneaky suspicion something might be up with her.
33:45Did something happen last night, or did something annoy you?
33:49Erm, not really.
33:51I mean, I don't know if it's anything to do with me,
33:54but I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie to you.
33:56I'm not going to lie to you, I'm not going to lie to you.
33:59Erm, no, like, it didn't annoy me,
34:01I just think the way that you did it...
34:03I went to the hideaway terrace with Nicole
34:05because I didn't have a chance to go for a talk with her.
34:07So I thought, you know what, I'll go to the hideaway terrace
34:10and we literally had a conversation. Yeah.
34:12No, but the thing is, it's so fine, I just think it just looked a certain way.
34:15But I feel like if I was on, like, the terrace or something,
34:18or on the daybeds, it wouldn't be a problem.
34:20I just think the way it looked was like...
34:23But then you've just gone to the hideaway terrace with Joey,
34:26which I've got no problem with. Mm.
34:28But now, for me, it just seems like a bit of a reaction as to what I've done.
34:31No, I just did it because, like, I hadn't been there, do you know what I mean?
34:34Yeah, that's fair enough, but for me, it's a bit weird
34:37because I just feel like it's a reaction, though.
34:39OK, well, it wasn't that way.
34:40Do you think you would have gone to the hideaway terrace
34:42if I hadn't already been there?
34:44I don't know. That's my point. I'm not sure.
34:46No, but I do apologise if it, like, came across like that,
34:48that wasn't my intention.
34:49Like, literally, it was just... It all happened very fast.
34:52Right, cool, then, let's have a hug. OK, can you hug it out?
34:56I'm not, you know, annoyed that she went and talked to Joey.
34:59She can do what she wants in that aspect of things.
35:01She's trying to get a reaction out of me, and I'm just not for that.
35:04I can't be bothered for it. Let's just grow up.
35:07You know, we're all over the age of 20 here.
35:08Yeah, I'm just, you know, going to see what happens today.
35:12But I'm a happy buddy, as it stands, do you know what I mean?
35:15Oh, yeah. That's good to hear.
35:17I do play it cool often, do you know what I mean?
35:19Like what? You play it cool? Yeah.
35:21You play it like ice, you know? You play it cooler than ice.
35:24Really? Do I? Yeah.
35:25I've been told my face, like, sometimes I look like I'm angry.
35:29I'm not. I'm actually not. I'm chilling.
35:32You're just chilling? I'm actually chilling.
35:34I suffer from the resting bitch face a bit. Oh, you do?
35:37Real bad. I need to smile more.
35:39Don't wear the shades when you're doing that face as well. Really?
35:42One time, you're looking at me, I said...
35:44HE GASPS
35:45Did someone say something? Really?
35:47No, I'm fine. I'm just relaxed.
35:50That's right.
35:52Samantha's about to join Joey Essay
35:55and ironically, in the following scene,
35:57the confectionery salesman says sweet F-A.
36:00You all right? Not really, no.
36:02It's full of beans. You need to speak to Harriet.
36:04I need to speak to Harriet? Yeah. Why?
36:06Cos she's probably going to say anyway.
36:08I can't be arsed.
36:09Obviously, after knowing that, I just can't be arsed with the games.
36:12I'm not in here for that. Neither am I.
36:14She's probably trying to explain herself, but she shouldn't have said it.
36:17Do you know what? Out of everyone last night,
36:19I was there for her more than anyone.
36:21She'd come crying to me.
36:22Did she? Yeah.
36:23I wouldn't have said that to you.
36:25She was properly hurt about that last night.
36:27That's a liberty. And I literally was the one person...
36:30I'm not even joking, I was the only fucking girl
36:32that was proper there for her.
36:33Well, you definitely need to talk to her, then.
36:35No, no, I will. She's always just hurting it
36:37and just making some rash decisions.
36:39You don't need to hurt me, as well.
36:41I'm not here for the little petty games, you know what I mean?
36:43I'm a bit past that.
36:45Samantha is the only one in here that I look at and think,
36:50yeah, you're a bit of me.
36:51Me being truthfully honest, yeah, I might get to know other girls,
36:54but I warm towards Samantha.
36:57She's a nice girl, you know.
36:58Who knows what it could be? Who knows what it could unfold?
37:01I don't know.
37:02I don't want you to think that, like, I like drama and that, though.
37:04No, no, no. I don't think...
37:06I don't ever... I actually really, like, like you,
37:08do you know what I mean? Like, you're such a nice girl.
37:11I don't think me and you would ever not get on.
37:13No, I don't either. Regardless.
37:14Even if you'd fuck me off for someone else. Don't say that.
37:17I don't think we'd ever get on.
37:18I might fuck you off.
37:19You might fuck me off and I might get jealous
37:21and then come round your bag.
37:23Sam?
37:24Come over here, please.
37:27Hi. Can I speak to Harriet on her own?
37:29Oh, you want to...? OK, yeah.
37:30I was just going to get you as I said come over.
37:32It's like you knew.
37:35Hey, girl. You OK?
37:37I just...
37:39I did that because I didn't want to look slimy.
37:42It was the comments and then obviously I am caught up with them,
37:44so I am going to tell them, cos it was a bit like...
37:47If someone said that about me, I'd be like,
37:49don't use me as a pawn.
37:50I just didn't want anyone to think I was so, like,
37:52like, so rattled by it.
37:53So I was like, no, I'm going to taste,
37:55give him a taste of his own medicine in the sense of, like,
37:58I'm not going to sit there if you've done that.
38:00Like, I'm not going to sit there.
38:02Out of everyone, I was there for you the most.
38:04Yeah. No, that's why I came to you today.
38:06No, no, but, like, so exactly,
38:08so you could have took anyone in there.
38:10In my head, I just went to you to speak about it
38:13and I feel like it's obviously come across in the wrong way.
38:16So I am, like, sorry for that.
38:18I don't want you to think that, like,
38:20I'm speaking about you in a bad light, cos I'm not.
38:22But, like, as soon as she says it, I did say to you, like,
38:24that's a bit pessy. I know.
38:25I am closest to you and Nicole in here.
38:27Yeah, same. Do you know what I mean?
38:29It's just annoying cos I've had that in dicks this morning.
38:31And in you.
38:33No, but I love you and I'm... No, no, I don't want...
38:36I'm, like, sorry if I've upset you. Yeah.
38:38I never want you to be upset, ever.
38:40The islanders are getting ready for the evening.
38:42I just caught a glimpse of Candyman Sean in the shower.
38:45I saw his curly whirlies.
38:47You shouldn't really be eating sweets in the bathroom.
38:52What's your type, Key? Nicole, mainly, to be sure.
38:55Are you looking for wifey and all that,
38:56or are you looking for more just, like...
38:58What, in here? No, wifey.
38:59My type is, like, Essex boys, or, like, posh boys.
39:02Key runs far from posh in here.
39:05I'm not a posh boy.
39:06I'm not a posh boy.
39:07Key runs far from posh in here.
39:09He's, like, me, Key, then.
39:17I am going turbo tonight.
39:20What are yous up to?
39:21I think I'm going to see what Harriet's saying tonight.
39:23Get to know her more, you know?
39:26You know what I think we should all do tonight?
39:28No-one pull the lads and see who pulls us.
39:29No, we'll be having a night just for girls.
39:31Girls night.
39:33Come on, boys! Let's go out there.
39:35Let's go. Let's go.
39:37Let's talk to the girls.
39:38Let's have the best time.
39:45Have fun tonight, yeah? Enjoy it.
39:47Here's a cheers to the boys for looking extra handsome.
39:51And here's a further cheers to the women
39:54who've currently got bigger balls than men.
39:56So...
39:57Cheers!
39:59That's it. Cheers, then.
40:08Today's been really good.
40:09I feel lucky. It's been...
40:10I don't want to say smooth, cos it's literally day three, but...
40:13Yeah. ..that I've come in here and you're here.
40:16You're literally... I appreciate you.
40:18..growing on me as days go on, so, yeah.
40:23What are you feeling, like, as in...
40:26I know exploring connections is a thing for you,
40:30and what are you thinking?
40:32Yeah, I mean, I would like someone, of course,
40:34just to be like, I like you, and that's...
40:36Have I not made that... Do you get that sort of impression?
40:39Not really, no. No, I'm getting the opposite vibe, I think.
40:41Really? Yeah.
40:42Oh, shit.
40:44I don't think this is going as well as we think it is.
40:47What's going through your head?
40:48Obviously, I want to get to know you,
40:50and I want to get to know you more, and I do fancy you.
40:52Mm. That's all I'm saying.
40:54That's all you're saying.
40:56Yeah, well, I want to get to know you as well, but...
40:59If we're being honest,
41:01I'm still going to get to know Harriet.
41:03Yeah. But I see more potential with you.
41:07Mm.
41:15You lot look great, though, by the way.
41:17I know all the girls look gorgeous tonight, don't they?
41:19Yeah. All the boys look gorge.
41:20I didn't see...
41:21I've got a tag! Oh, shit!
41:27Oh, mate.
41:29Girls, it's time for a game.
41:31Blindfold your boy, line them up by the pool
41:34and then head to the terrace.
41:36Hashtag No Pee-Pee!
41:38CHEERING
41:40Oh, mate.
41:42Come here, Ronnie boy!
41:44Blindfold me, baby!
41:49Yes, we're getting blindfolded!
41:52Come on!
41:54CHEERING
41:57Boys, come over here.
42:02MUSIC CONTINUES
42:05What is going on?
42:13Come on, girls.
42:15MUSIC CONTINUES
42:16Mate, I'm so excited for this, I swear to God.
42:18Right, I'm just going to get my glasses.
42:20I can't see without my glasses!
42:22MUSIC CONTINUES
42:32MUSIC CONTINUES
42:40Hang on, there's a new girl entering the villa
42:42and all eyes are on her.
42:45Well, not all eyes, the lads are blindfolded,
42:47but you get the idea.
42:50I'm Uma, I'm a VIP host and a model.
42:53I'm 23 and I'm from North London.
42:56I'm a fun, vibey person,
42:57but I've definitely got a flirtatious side.
43:00I've been single for my whole life,
43:02but I think it's about time for me to find love.
43:04MUSIC CONTINUES
43:11I can hear footsteps.
43:13MUSIC CONTINUES
43:15Get ready for me, boys.
43:16The girl of your dreams is about to step inside the villa.
43:19Are you joking?
43:21MUSIC CONTINUES
43:27Ah!
43:28SHE SCREAMS
43:30What's going on?
43:32I don't know, bro.
43:33SHE SCREAMS
43:35Oh, my God!
43:37What is going on?
43:38Oh, my goodness.
43:39MUSIC CONTINUES
43:42Oh!
43:44Joey, you'd better keep that tongue in that mouth, I mean it!
43:46What are you talking about?
43:48MUSIC CONTINUES
43:50Oh, my gosh!
43:52MUSIC CONTINUES
43:54SHE SCREAMS
43:57God, them lips are smooth as juice, bro.
44:01That's it now, that's enough.
44:03Who just kissed me? I'll see you later.
44:05Who is that?
44:06I don't want to play any more games!
44:08MUSIC CONTINUES
44:17Oh, my goodness, darling.
44:19You're shitting me.
44:21Oh, my word.
44:22MUSIC CONTINUES
44:28Did you just nab each other? Oh, I did!
44:30MUSIC CONTINUES
44:33No!
44:34SHE SCREAMS
44:35MUSIC CONTINUES
44:43MUSIC CONTINUES
44:57MUSIC CONTINUES