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00:00:00Was thinking about this yesterday, I

00:00:03Kind of wish football season was in a different part of the year

00:00:10No, hear me out no hear me out. I won't just hear me out real quick

00:00:14I actually don't want to hear you out hear me out

00:00:18On today's part of my take we have our good good friend Ryan Russillo

00:00:24Getting ready for the NBA Finals

00:00:26Awesome time with him obviously we veer into different directions, but he's one of our favorite guests we are because we're stuck in between

00:00:36Like a time warp here where we're not in Mount Rushmore season

00:00:39But we also just don't have any NBA Finals or Stanley Cup Finals games

00:00:43We're gonna rank something and we're gonna rank something that's gonna get everyone mad

00:00:46We're gonna rank QB's for the 2024 season

00:00:50I also have a special ranking that I wanted to throw out to the boys that I told him to get

00:00:55Prepped that I'm gonna spring on him. No. Yeah, you told us not not to get prep

00:00:59I think we're gonna have fun with it though. There's no prep needed. Okay. There's no prep needed

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00:03:03The crown is yours today is Wednesday, June 5th and boys. We are stuck in

00:03:09A wormhole, it's purgatory. It's a purgatory. We're not in heaven. We're not in hell

00:03:14We're just kind of wait. We're waiting to get brought into heaven. Yes, really

00:03:17It's got a one-in-one-out policy and they find out that somebody up there did something bad and then NBA Finals is here

00:03:23Yeah, I had it on Monday night. I was like what the fuck am I supposed to watch?

00:03:26It's a little mini

00:03:27experience of how we get after the Super Bowl where there's no sports and then your mind just starts to wander and you go a

00:03:33Little bit crazy you start caring about a lot of stuff that you didn't care about before

00:03:36But even I just need sports to get back we spend an entire day talking about the WNBA

00:03:41I know it was a lot by the way

00:03:43I don't want to say we told you so but we told you so because I there were some people who were like

00:03:48Why'd you guys talk about the WNBA on Sundays Sunday nights pod and also like you guys are being pussies because you're not

00:03:55Calling out Angel Reese enough or whatever, you know

00:03:58We were right the discourse got even worse on Monday. It's bad. It got so fucking crazy

00:04:04We had McAfee calling Caitlyn Clark that white bitch. Yeah, but he said in a loving

00:04:09I agree the context there, but you know, we've been we've been

00:04:13It looked bad on in a quote we have we have had moments where our context has been lost

00:04:18Yeah, so it's like I am very sympathetic to Pat

00:04:20But I also understand how he can get himself in that because the world's crazy and all these people are nuts and no one cares

00:04:27That Pat was saying it in a way that they didn't take it

00:04:29It's always fun to start a sentence with I deeply regret saying that white bitch. Yeah

00:04:33Yeah, nothing's good good is gonna come for that apology, but we're on that side

00:04:37I don't worry on Pat's side

00:04:38but I also think that if you were to print out a transcript of every part of my take and

00:04:42Then read it aloud or may not read aloud like put it on a television

00:04:45Yeah, and see the words that we say we would probably be in prison

00:04:49Yeah, and then we had we had we had Stephen a Smith getting absolutely owned on his own show

00:04:55Mm-hmm, and then to top it all off

00:04:56This is the end of our WNBA talk but top it all off is more just again

00:05:01The discourse has gotten so out of hand just play basketball. Let's just talk about basketball

00:05:05This was from the Chicago Tribune editorial board the foul committed by Chicago

00:05:09Sky guard Kennedy Carter on Caitlin Clark was egregious outside of a sporting event. It would have been seen as an assault

00:05:16Yeah, just shut the fuck up. Have you ever seen a tackle in the NFL? Just shut the fuck up

00:05:21They literally that's basically everything that it would happens inside of a sporting event

00:05:27Would be assault if it happened outside of a sporting event

00:05:29How about a 99 mile an hour pass fastball at someone's head just somebody getting onto a train just being them

00:05:35Well, how about hockey? How about fighting in hockey? Yeah, can you imagine if I was talking to tell you about this the other day?

00:05:42Imagine if if there were fights in the NBA people would fucking hate fighting. Yeah in the NBA, but hockey school like I love it

00:05:48I wish it happened in the NBA. I wish it happened the WNBA just square up

00:05:52Yeah square up, but either way we were we were right on that. We were in this time

00:05:57Wormhole that sucks. So we're gonna do something that's gonna make it suck even more and people get more mad at us

00:06:04We're gonna rank the 2024 starting quarterbacks. We do have an NBA preview finals preview with Russo coming

00:06:10Yes, we do also have a Stanley Cup final preview with Ryan Whitney of Oilers fame coming on Friday

00:06:16While we're covering it while we're doing this while we're doing the rankings if you are not interested in

00:06:22Talking about NFL quarterbacks in the month of June. Can we just have the Edmonton Oilers fan just like split-screen?

00:06:28She's just on it and then so she'll be on it too while we're talking about about NFL

00:06:33Also, if you are not interested in ranking quarterbacks

00:06:36Get out. Yeah, that's good. I could you could just sit down at any bar in America

00:06:42You could put me in any airport uber if someone just starts saying I think this guy's better than this guy

00:06:48It's like, all right, let's do it. And what's gonna be great is how mad people will get. Oh, yeah

00:06:52So let's make people mad. Yeah, okay, so

00:06:55We gotta start at the bottom right or do we go at the top? Oh, so we're doing all 32

00:06:59I don't have to do all 32. I think we should do all three

00:07:02We could rip, you know, we could do we could do the cheat code of saying all the rookies are at the bottom

00:07:07I don't agree with that. Oh, you don't know cuz Daniel Jones is good. Well, here's what you get to do

00:07:13You get to say like CJ Stroud

00:07:15He proved to us last year that being a rookie is no excuse. Yeah, you can still be one of the best. That's true

00:07:20Are you saying this because you I'm a Stroud boy currently have a rookie quarterback

00:07:24I'm talking about CJ Stroud precedent that he said I'm just I'm just curious you should you just do the top ten do 31 just

00:07:29Make one fan base really really mad. Oh, there's their QB

00:07:33Well, we have to but then when we when we number it we have to skip a number so you see 32. Yeah, I

00:07:40Like that, yeah, I like that. All right, what what fan base should we decide to do it? Should we piss off?

00:07:45Should we just do the Falcons?

00:07:48Michael Pinnock's. Oh, we should put Michael Pinnock's as this

00:07:52What no at Kirk Cousins, I firmly believe he should be number 16, okay

00:07:58Why don't we do the Giants? That's perfect. Okay Giants 32. No, no, no, no Daniel Jones

00:08:03Okay on the list and then there will be a 32 and we'll like skip number 26

00:08:09All right. Yep. I mean, it's gotta be the Broncos

00:08:12Bo Nix

00:08:13Yeah, so Bo Nix would be 32. Yeah. All right, so we put bonus 32

00:08:19Let's put Bo Nix 32 and then we'll work back from there. Okay, Alex O'Connell. Is he the starter a

00:08:25Aidan O'Connell

00:08:28I've mixed up my AOC's is he this order him. I take after and NIL history. That's true. Yeah, Aidan O'Connell

00:08:36Minshew oh, yeah Minshew Minshew. Yep. Okay, how quickly we forget right? Isn't Gardner Minshew a raider?

00:08:42He is a raider. So I think we go so so 32 is Bo Nix 31 Minshew

00:08:47It's kind of disrespectful to Minshew. Yeah, very disrespectful. Okay, so Mariotta

00:08:54No, he's a backup

00:08:56Off to a great start. This is an awesome top 10

00:09:00Bryce young. Okay, I like that Bryce Young's 31. Who knows what will show us this year?

00:09:05Yes, all we all we have to go on is what has been presented to us. All right, Bo Nix 32 Bryce Young 31

00:09:11I think then we should do we should just do the rookie quarterbacks. I think we should rip through them

00:09:17Don't you think that's fair?

00:09:18Yeah, but it's important who's at the who's at the top of the list. Yeah

00:09:22So you're putting AOC ahead of all these rookies, oh, yeah. Yeah, we know Minshew. So, all right, here we go 32 Bo Nix

00:09:3031 Bryce Young

00:09:3330 Gardner Minshew

00:09:3529 is when we start all the rookie starters. Okay, so the worst rookie starter, who do you think that is?

00:09:43JJ

00:09:45Should we just go by draft order I'd be fine. Yeah, I'm fine with that. I'm cool with that

00:09:49I think that's a good way to do it

00:09:52Okay, we agree. All right, so that's easy. We're already ripping through that. All right, so Spencer Rattler

00:09:56Are you ranking this right now for us live? I'm ready. I'm

00:09:59Can you can you can you do a notes app?

00:10:03Max so that we can just have it live in front of us because we are gonna get very confused. Mm-hmm

00:10:08Very very I already am. Yeah already very confused, but I think we've got this

00:10:12So 30 just to rehash where we're at 32 Bo Nix

00:10:1631 Bryce Young 30 Gardner Minshew and then at

00:10:2229 we're gonna start with JJ then 28 Drake May

00:10:2827

00:10:29Jade McDaniels Jaden Daniels. I want to say McDaniels. Who's I

00:10:34Said she's a basketball. Yeah, I'm a basketball player and then skip 27

00:10:41Or actually no skip 26

00:10:43do 27

00:10:45Jaden Daniels

00:10:4726 Caleb Williams then skip 25 because that way cuz they're all linked together. It'll be confusing

00:10:52I like how we put Bo Nix as a rookie. Yeah in last place. Yep. All right, so 24

00:10:58Okay, who else we got out there at the Derek cars? That's

00:11:02It's not not a bad a bad

00:11:05We do have a friend. There's a lot of really good court to Sean Watson. He's not our friend. Yeah, let's put to Sean

00:11:10Yeah, put to Sean. Let's put to Sean at 23

00:11:14Yeah, I like that I love oh no, yeah, okay now 22 Russell Wilson, yes, yes

00:11:21We're actually ripping through this. We are 21. Let's go Anthony Richardson. Yeah, I like him

00:11:27Yeah, we got to be fair 20 should be Will Levis. Mm-hmm. Okay

00:11:34Trevor Lawrence 19

00:11:36He was bad last year. We go to her Lawrence 19

00:11:39Gino, oh, yeah, Gino Gino 15 19

00:11:44Then T law

00:11:47Hmm

00:11:48Kyler

00:11:50Kyler we forgot about Kyler. Yeah. Yeah Kyler

00:11:53Okay, we're doing so 18 is Kyler 17, by the way

00:11:57We're definitely gonna get to the end and fuck this up, but that's okay. Really? That's okay. That's part of the process

00:12:02We're doing this right now guys back here. Yeah

00:12:07Back right behind Kirk Cousins. Yes Hank you get a call on one as well because he just used his dad call

00:12:12Okay

00:12:13So 16 should we go Kirk Cousins? Yeah, 16 should be Kirk. Yep, right exactly in the middle and then 15 Trevor Lawrence

00:12:2114 Baker Mayfield. Yep

00:12:24Love that gonna get so mad. I like this love that 13 Stafford

00:12:29Yep, okay

00:12:3312 to a to a to a fits there

00:12:36Rogers to Rogers hurt

00:12:39Yeah outside the top 10 scroll up a little bit Rogers I like this list this is gonna make some people mad

00:12:47Jordan love we want to put him in here anywhere. I mean if I have to be honest, he's he's definitely top 10

00:12:53So that's he's 10

00:12:55You know, you can tell Packers fans. I put him in my top 10. Okay. Yeah, you know what do Jordan hurts?

00:13:00Dude, oh you want to Jalen Hurst attend? That's your call Hank. Yeah, I mean, I think he's already

00:13:05He had no other call he had no other call it's his call. All right, put him in 10 head of Aaron Rodgers

00:13:13Yeah, good. That's pretty good. No max put him in Jalen hurts 10. You got your DAC pick

00:13:21Is Brock Brock still available, oh, yeah Brock still available is almost rocks higher than 9

00:13:26Oh Eagles fans are gonna be so mad rock is higher than 9

00:13:31Should we should we should we say?

00:13:35Jared at some point just to show that we're not completely. Mm-hmm biased

00:13:41All right, you're a jerk Hank. All right, we'll save just give my opinion. All right, we'll save Jared

00:13:46Herbert

00:13:48Herbert 9, okay injured, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of good quarterbacks in there

00:13:54There's a lot of good quarterbacks in the NFL

00:13:56Okay, maybe Jared it Jared at 7. I like Jared at 7 that feels okay. So put what Brock at 8

00:14:03Brock at 8 Jared at 7 Jordan love at 6. I feel like that's rounded out pretty nice on Jordan love. I think should be a

00:14:11Jared should be ahead of Jordan love. Yes, so Jordan love at 7 Jared golf at 6. Yeah. Love that. I love that for us

00:14:18Mm-hmm. It's perfect. Perfect ranking

00:14:20Okay after that

00:14:23Let's see. Joe is probably I'm gonna put Joe top 5. Yep. I'm gonna put Josh top 5

00:14:29I think it goes I think all right, I'll give you my top 5 you could tell me this crazy

00:14:33I think based on injuries and and and not being around right now. I think it has to go

00:14:39Joe

00:14:40CJ Stroud Lamar Josh Mahomes

00:14:45I'm also okay

00:14:46If you want to want to switch Lamar and Josh just that way people can't say the glazons crazy

00:14:51Let's flip CJ and Joe. Okay, I think put CJ at at 5 5 Joe at 4 at 4

00:14:58Do you want to go you want to go Josh at 3 that way people can't accuse us?

00:15:03Let's do that. So that way we cover our bases. I

00:15:07Would Josh if you're listening to this you're definitely to I would rather I would rather have Josh than Lamar

00:15:12Okay. Yeah, I would too. All right. So yeah, Josh has to be 2

00:15:16Yeah, I

00:15:17dude

00:15:18Josh has come closer to winning in the playoffs than Lamar has I think this might be the perfect quarterback list because we did just

00:15:24Enough to piss people off where it's also still looks real. Mm-hmm, and you would never know that Daniel Jones isn't on there

00:15:30Yep, I forgot. I honestly forgot the

00:15:32wasn't on there at all

00:15:34Yeah, that's what do you think out of all these rankings? Which one do you think will make the most people angry?

00:15:39Jack for sure. Yeah, Jack for sure back behind Jalen hurts as well

00:15:44Jalen hurts. I get Philly mad Baker ahead of Trevor. Yeah, people get upset about that Jalen at 10

00:15:50Yeah, and the thing is people will get they'll get mad at Justin Herbert at number 9

00:15:55but if you look at the names in front of them, I

00:15:59Agree with our list. Yeah. Yeah, I

00:16:02Like it. I like it a lot. Okay, we did it. Yeah, good job. Good list fucking crush that list boys

00:16:10Okay, do you want to do the so we'll put that on a graphic we'll put it out there

00:16:14Memes you got any problem with this list?

00:16:16You think Rogers should be higher?

00:16:19No looks like a good list

00:16:21Rogers will prove that he's the number one quarterback this year. Oh, he's better than Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, Patrick

00:16:26Mom's never beat him in playoffs. Okay, so that leads me to the next thing that I was gonna spring on you someone

00:16:32Let me see if I have the name because I want to shout them out

00:16:37When we asked for lists this person had a very good idea with the list. Oh

00:16:43Yeah it I'm gonna shout out

00:16:45Jmb

00:16:47472-319-88

00:16:49shout out jmb

00:16:52472-319-88

00:16:54That sounds like a burner shout out that guy. He said

00:16:58He would like to hear part of my take to a list of things

00:17:03That would be a real shame. Oh, that's good. That's really good

00:17:10All right, uh

00:17:12If it would

00:17:15It would be a real shame if memes the guy he just said is gonna be the number one quarterback got hurt

00:17:20I'm on a football for the second straight year. It would be that would be a real shame a real shame. I

00:17:26Think if the Celtics get swept that would be a real shame. We got to make it

00:17:31We're gonna make a graphic of this and be a real shame. I would be a real shame

00:17:34That'd be a real shame if the beer Olympics got canceled

00:17:37That would be a real shame real shame that would be one of the biggest shit damn I've ever had to feel

00:17:44Deep down in my soul. I'd be so mad. That would be a real shit. You know, it'd be a real shame is

00:17:50if

00:17:51Jake's Twitter account accidentally did the Ray Allen tweet. That'd be that would be a real fucking shit

00:17:55Somebody logged into it. I'll be a real shame. I'm proud of myself for holding my ground on that

00:17:58Yeah, but imagine if someone had gotten your password and tweeted that yeah. Mm-hmm. That would be a real shame

00:18:05I'll say one personally it would it would it would be a very big shame if Caleb Williams wasn't good

00:18:11Yeah, it would be it would be

00:18:13It would be a really big shame. You know, it'd be a real shame if

00:18:17Like first week at training camp with hard knocks there Caleb Williams got injured. I don't like and then all of hard knocks

00:18:25No, but I'm saying like and then we had to watch hard knocks for four weeks and it was all about Caleb Williams getting hurt

00:18:31That'd be such a shame

00:18:34It'd be a real shame shut up about dude, that's not what we wrote max max wrote down Caleb Williams was Ben Simmons

00:18:40That's not what we wrote. That would be a shame. That was not what we wrote, but that would be no

00:18:45That was not what we wrote. I thought that was just good for what we were

00:18:49Yeah, would be a real shame if Jalen Hurts wasn't the guy. Yeah, wouldn't it? It would be wouldn't it definitely max

00:18:57That would be a shame. Yeah, okay. I'm writing it down be a shame if the Phillies started to play actual teams. Oh

00:19:04Well, it's a real shame that they beat the first-place Brewers last night. Oh of the NL Central

00:19:11You got to make a line somewhere the NL Central sucks dude, who's good

00:19:16The Dodgers haven't played him yet. Yeah Yankees

00:19:20They're different not in the same league. Okay, but it were you you just asked who's good and I just gave you two team

00:19:26Yeah, but you play you only play the other league once a year Padres sneaky. Not bad beat the Padres

00:19:33How many times I think we swept them Mariners are pretty good other league

00:19:43Orioles are really good

00:19:46Yes, Orioles are really that would be a sweep of the Padres, okay Orioles are really good

00:19:50I want to say anything about the Orioles. Yeah the other league. I don't know what you are guardians and the Royals are good

00:19:56You're really good, you're really good at saying the other leagues finding out the NL sucks

00:20:01Other things it would be a real shame. Yeah, I mean the NL Central is really bad

00:20:04The Cubs are still in second place in there. They've lost like a billion games in a row

00:20:11Hank you get any real shames Oh be a shame if Hank couldn't dunk. Yeah be a real shame

00:20:16If I paid all this money to get trained and then didn't Duncan had to pay even more money

00:20:21Mm-hmm

00:20:24It'd be a real shame if something happened to mr. Pear. Oh, it would be a shit

00:20:31Write it down. There's something happen. I didn't say what I said something

00:20:36These are we just like are we just no it's just things that would be a real shame

00:20:40Be a real shame

00:20:43it would be it would be a real shame if

00:20:46If the part of my take account tweeted out the sad max picture four more times this week

00:20:51No that well, that's the most likely to happen. Yeah, that is true that is most likely to happen for sure

00:21:00Hmm

00:21:01It'd be a real shame if Joel Embiid asked for a trade it would be

00:21:06Wouldn't it real shame? That would be a real goddamn shame

00:21:10It would be a real shame if Joel Embiid was starting at center for the USA and we lost in the championship game. Oh

00:21:17Man I'm also not going to that game didn't realize that town is four hours away from Paris. That's crazy

00:21:22How is it the Paris Olympics and the game is four hours away when it's the Atlanta Olympics?

00:21:26I've got games all over the country. I will that's bullshit. That should that shouldn't be the case

00:21:31Okay, Vito Vito. Uh-huh. All right, let him know let him know any other shames

00:21:39hmm real shame if

00:21:41Shame if PFT was better at golf than Hank. I'd be ashamed. That would be a shame

00:21:45It'd be a shame if Hanks next vacation to an island

00:21:49He went to Turks and Caicos and forgot that he had ammunition in his suitcase. Ooh, that would be a shame

00:21:54It would be a shame if when the John Daly video came out if everyone just watched the first two holes

00:22:00That'd be a real shame be a real shame. It'd be a real shame if you hypothetically went to

00:22:05Tom Brady's retirement ceremony and and didn't meet him with any thought you might oh, no

00:22:11No, it's not I'm just say it would be a real shame but are is that a concern I

00:22:16Don't know. I think so. No, this is I

00:22:21Don't know for you know, I would absolutely be a real shame

00:22:24I know is it like a wedding where if somebody comes to your retirement summer?

00:22:27You have to shake everyone's hand. You have to say hi to everyone. No, there's there's a chance. There's a non-zero chance

00:22:32Do you have a present for him?

00:22:34Myself my present is my presence is a present. You should bring a present to a man's retirement ceremony

00:22:39You give him a formal invitation to part of my take. Oh, yes. Yeah print it out. Let's print it out

00:22:45We'll get like a nice envelope. That's like a yes. Yes celebrities. Love it when you hand him envelopes

00:22:52No, I'm thinking like the Grammys envelope where yeah put a seal on it. Make sure you tell him no anthrax in this

00:22:59It's here you go. You say it'd be a shame. Maybe right on the front

00:23:02It'd be a shame if there was anthrax in this

00:23:04Because that would be a shame just say hand it to him hang and say here you go. It's safe

00:23:09This is that a thing with envelopes. What do you mean? Oh, you know about the anthrax care?

00:23:13Oh never caught the guy did it? Yeah, you're not uh, you know old enough

00:23:17No, I guess right after 9-eleven somebody sent a bunch of anthrax to like Capitol Hill post office. Yeah. Yeah real scary

00:23:25Yep, real scary real shame if somebody real shame already mail just stopped existing. It's the dumbest thing in the world

00:23:31Wait, so that wouldn't be a shame

00:23:34Be real shame if you know what we're doing here. Yeah

00:23:40Uh, like you'll be a real shame if you crashed a boat this summer. Yes

00:23:52It would be

00:23:55It's a good addition to the list

00:23:59Jake you have any real shames for us. Oh

00:24:02It'd be a real shame if max got the lottery ball. Oh, oh

00:24:07No

00:24:09Shit, I do would be

00:24:15Shame if he got if he never got

00:24:18That's how we said I wrote that what he said

00:24:22See how it see how it's phrased differently

00:24:24Yeah, it'd be a real shame if max just literally never got the lottery ball real shape. Mm-hmm real shame

00:24:32Jake in one shot

00:24:35That's okay, that's okay be a real shame if Vanny Wood had showed up at our doorstep and there was a bomb inside

00:24:42Oh, that would be a big shame a big shame be a big shame. Also pretty funny move. Yeah

00:24:48Also good chance that never gets here. Yeah, also very good chance. Yes

00:24:52Cuz Billy somehow has it in his head that once it gets here. We're gonna fire him

00:24:56Yeah, like what how does he think that has he thought for the last five years that Vanny Wood heads existence kept his job

00:25:04Maybe he's been holding us. I think so. I think that's exactly what he's been thinking

00:25:10Okay, anyone any else meet memes? You got one. You got a good one

00:25:15Come on memes can't hear your memes Gary memes. He just said I'm trying to think oh, no

00:25:21Be a real shame if we podcasted extra long as I had to miss softball. That would be a shame. Wait, what?

00:25:26Why why are you saying it like trying to miss softball? No, we're talking about things. That would be a real shame

00:25:31That would be a real shame shame. That'd be a real real shame

00:25:35That'd be a real shame

00:25:37Be real shame if something happened to Charlotte the stingray. Oh

00:25:41Man, by the way, you see the update what she was never pregnant. Yeah, I was I was right

00:25:47He told us that no one there's a new update. Oh the aquariums have deja vu

00:25:51Yeah, I feel like you said that on Sunday the aquarium admitted to it. Oh got it. They admitted. Oh, did I say that?

00:25:58Disease pretty sure you did. Yeah. All right

00:26:02There's a chance that was off-camera, but I don't think it would be a real shame if we kept on getting Charlotte stingray updates

00:26:10We won't

00:26:12Know memes finish us off. I was gonna say it'd be a shame if I take out bigger

00:26:21It doesn't really work, but yeah, yeah, I said the max

00:26:28Keeping it I'm keeping it that doesn't work

00:26:30It would work like it would work more if like it'd be a real shame if if max and memes

00:26:37Posted the video of us golfing when I flashed him my tiny penis that would actually be a shame

00:26:42That would be a shit. That would be a shame

00:26:45Every time we go golfing max and memes get me peeing and then every time they get me peeing

00:26:50I just turn around and say we can't use this anymore. This is also just big cat admitting to workplace harassment

00:26:57No, it's not

00:26:58You guys are harassing me. He's first. He was peeing. He was clearly peeing. I'm fighting

00:27:02I'm fighting harassment with harassment. You were videotaping me peeing. That's harassing

00:27:08It's also also all started by the first golf video

00:27:12We did I went to go piss and you said look at get that fat man peeing over there. I don't recall

00:27:18I don't recall

00:27:22I've hung out with big cat for the last seven years and that that doesn't sound like words. Oh, no chance

00:27:29I said that yeah

00:27:30No max and max and memes have my penis on camera many times in their hard drives that they could just you put that on

00:27:36Twitter now they could just figure just but I actually I'm doing you guys a favor

00:27:40I'm giving you guys blackmail like you guys could just walk up up to me one day

00:27:44Hey, remember all those times you flashed us

00:27:46No, I saw I got them all and now the internet's just gonna be like release by the way

00:27:50The flash comes from like 30 30 40 feet away. It's not right in the face. I saw the size of it

00:27:57It's no one. Yeah, you can barely see no one would accuse you blackmail. Yeah, it'd be white male. Yeah

00:28:03It's it's it's hardly a flash. It's hardly a flash

00:28:07All right. That was good. Yeah, good good list to good list shout out. Hold on. Let me let me get it

00:28:12We're so we're so productive. Look at us. Let me get that guy again. Shout out jmb

00:28:17472 3 1 9 8 8 you know what? I might give him a follow

00:28:22Definitely a burner his last tweet was from March 6 2024 just hashtag Clemmer. I

00:28:30Like that what's your favorite one out of that was probably during the yeah the stream that he did

00:28:35Yeah, my favorite one out of all these can I give you should I give you a real answer or a fake answer?

00:28:43Cancel that

00:28:45Be such a shame that'd be my fake answer

00:28:49My real answer out of all of these

00:28:52if Hank crashed a boat

00:29:08No, but big say like if he if he wasn't it

00:29:12I don't want him. Yeah, I'm not thinking like okay crash and dies. I'm just thinking he has to pay for a whole book

00:29:18I don't memes. I don't know if you got the the camera on Hank's face after the

00:29:22He did the Cam Newton. Okay. Let's go. Okay. Yeah, I see

00:29:27Quite literally that I just saw that in real life and it was Hank. I believe in you. Yeah, you're not gonna crash

00:29:32There's no way that you crashed boat this summer. Yeah, zero percent chance

00:29:36No

00:29:36The number one is a clear one one is it would be as such a shame if the beer Olympics got canceled like that would

00:29:41Be that would break my heart. Mm-hmm that break my heart. I

00:29:45Don't know how I would actually I don't know how I'd recover

00:29:47I don't know how to move on if it somehow got canceled and the only way would get cancels of enough people

00:29:53Backed out and I think we're pretty close to that

00:29:56So no one else back out or else it might get canceled, right?

00:29:59And we don't want that because don't would be a shame. Don't do it

00:30:02Yeah, it'd be one more it'd be a shame if Miley Cyrus came on the podcast. Yeah, that would be a shame

00:30:08That would be a shame

00:30:10Okay, that was good list two lists feel accomplished. Mm-hmm like we did some good work here

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00:31:33Or instacart and get yourself a Coors light Hank. I want to apologize for the boat stuff

00:31:38No, it's on our mind because if when you listen to her silo

00:31:41We got into some boat talk. I do not want that. No, it's fun. Yes, you do you know

00:31:45I do not know no made your true major truth known and that's fine

00:31:48I'm saying right now. I do not want that but you already you can't you can't have it both ways

00:31:53No, I'm not I said it was a shame now

00:31:54I'm saying to you those are the same thing

00:31:56So would it be a shame or would it not be a shame it would 100% be a shame

00:32:01Right so that's yeah

00:32:03That's your real answer like we're saying this nope. It's a shame. It's a shame is a bad thing. I

00:32:09Don't want it the question was which one do you want to happen? I don't I don't want you to get in any boating incidents

00:32:17Got it

00:32:19Wink got it. No. I'm not winking. He's winking look at me. I'm not winking winking

00:32:23The wink was for beer Olympia. Yes, we're with us for beer. There was no wink for just winked. I did not just wink

00:32:30I think I'm gonna say it again. I think we can all agree if Hank gets into a small boating accident. That'd be very fun

00:32:35No

00:32:36No, I think

00:32:38It'd be a shame if I were to laugh. I'd be ashamed if you guys asked me to come out and I remember this conversation

00:32:44That would be a shame that would good one. Add it to list add Hank

00:32:49We asked Hank to take us out on his boat, and he remembers the shame list

00:32:55That would that would be a shame for the record. I had nothing to do with the boat

00:32:59Oh

00:33:02Okay, Hank your hot seat my hot seat is Conor McGregor

00:33:06Yeah, there was supposed to be a scheduled press conference for UFC 303 that got postponed on Monday

00:33:14And then this is from a random MMA account. So

00:33:17Some of these things might not be a hundred percent true

00:33:19But it says UFC is no longer being advertised on pay-per-view

00:33:23UFC has privated the Conor McGregor free fight videos posted a few days ago

00:33:27McGregor and Dana White have been silent and Michael Chandler is posting self-help quotes on Instagram

00:33:32So it's not looking great for UFC 303 unless it's all work

00:33:38So what what is the speculation that McGregor has been injured injured aka?

00:33:44hungover

00:33:46I don't know. I mean, it's tough to see that video of him just

00:33:51On a bunch of Molly at the club two weeks ago, and allegedly yeah. Oh, yeah

00:33:56he was yeah, I could just been chillin, but uh

00:33:59It's all looking good. No, that's not looking good. I

00:34:02Really wanted to see this fight. I'm very upset

00:34:05Also, Stephen a Smith that that clip also went viral of him and Shannon sharp talking on first take

00:34:12Stephen a Smith was like Conor McGregor should not be going against a grappler and in the UFC fans were like

00:34:19Very upset that even a Smith was breaking down. He's trying to talk talk talk punch

00:34:24Yeah, you can't do that Stephen. I can't you don't know fist. You don't know and then my cool throne

00:34:30It's the Peaky fucking blinders. All right. I like do the whole thing in your accent

00:34:35the Peaky fucking blinders

00:34:38Let me read the press release

00:34:40Tommy Shelby returns a Peaky blinders film starring Cillian Murphy is coming to Netflix ours is bad

00:34:47I got the Peaky fucking blind spot. It seems like Tommy Shelby wasn't finished with me

00:34:52It is very gratifying to be recollaborating with Stephen Knight and Tom Hopper on the film version of Peaky fucking blinders

00:34:59This one is for the fans

00:35:01Love that I'm excited for this. Yeah, which that was Cillian Murphy that said that that was the official Netflix account

00:35:07Tweeted that I don't know who the quote is by I'm assuming the director

00:35:12Peaky blinders was such a good show and

00:35:15With no spoilers, you know, it's been out for a long time. I

00:35:19Love the way they like ended it

00:35:22I mean there can't really be spoilers because there's a movie but I just I loved it. I love that show

00:35:28It's I'm excited for this movie. It's a great show. It's also gonna make me want to smoke all the cigarettes. Yes. Yes

00:35:34It's gonna be real shame if I start smoking again real shame real shame real shame real shame

00:35:40Real shame. That's the one is coming up. I

00:35:43Don't know. Oh, you just gave us a bad accent didn't give us any details

00:35:47It was a great show. Everyone had Peaky blinders films dong Cillian Murphy is coming to Netflix. Oh, okay

00:35:54No, Netflix great important question. I'm assuming that the answer is yes, since it's on Netflix

00:35:59But are we gonna get subtitles? I have to because you have to watch Peaky blinders of subtitles

00:36:04Yeah, and it counts as reading a book every episode you see my bro. I watch everything with subtitles

00:36:09Everything sports not sports. So I guess not everything anything anything streaming

00:36:15Comedy is usually a stand-up. No. Oh

00:36:20Like a sitcom. Yes

00:36:23Pornography. Yes subtitles. Yes. Oh fuck. You're gonna make me come. Yeah. Yes. Yeah put it in there

00:36:30Yeah, no stand-up you can't because it goes too fast so they'll say the punchline before sitcom

00:36:35I don't really care cuz it's not like the same punch of a punchline. I can't do a sitcoms. Can't do it

00:36:40Yeah, I need it. I just get I lose I lose too much. I realized that like when I'm not using subtitles

00:36:46I just zone out way too often

00:36:49So you did tires with yep subtitles that one was actually timed up perfectly

00:36:54It wasn't it wasn't like the punchlines were coming too fast. Okay. Yeah

00:36:58Tires was great. By the way, go watch it. Yeah. Yeah all the guys

00:37:02All right. My hot seat is actually vaping. Oh vapings on the hot seat

00:37:07Did you see the picture of the golfer over the weekend the the female golfer? Yes, Charlie Hull. Yeah, so she went viral

00:37:12She was ripping a dart as she was signing autographs for kids, by the way, which is awesome

00:37:17So she was smoking a cigarette signing autographs

00:37:20Somebody took her picture and then reported that she is smoking cigarettes to help her quit vaping which respect we've all been there

00:37:27Okay, or some of us have been there. Yeah, but then it went viral and now she's like, yeah, I don't really see it

00:37:32It's not that much of a big deal

00:37:33my father smokes 40 cigarettes a day and he has for 25 years and he's 75 and my brother who's 25 also smokes 20 cigarettes a

00:37:42day

00:37:43So she's European though. I feel like it's different rules. I'll get her better tobacco

00:37:47I do think like there's something to be said about like jeans. Yeah, they could just have jeans that are just

00:37:53Cigarettes don't bother them. Yeah, so she actually sounds very healthy. She's in shape. She goes to the gym

00:37:58She doesn't drink but she does smoke. I feel like that's just one of one

00:38:02Yeah, nobody does that. Yeah, she does but she's trying to smoke so that she stops vaping all people that quit drinking

00:38:07That's all they do. Well, yeah true. That's fair, but they did drink at one point

00:38:12I don't think anybody is like, you know what?

00:38:14I'm just gonna smoke cigarettes and not drink at all as my lifestyle

00:38:17So she used to vape she wanted to stop vaping and even though smoking is not better than vaping

00:38:21She says it's so you can vape indoors all the time. So you do it more often. So that's why she's smoking cigarettes

00:38:27That's a very fair. It's true when you vape you wake up in the morning

00:38:30What's the first thing you do hit the baby hit the vape?

00:38:32What's the last thing you do before you go to bed after you think you're already in bed?

00:38:35Oh, you lean over you grab the vape the vape one last thing before I go to sleep. She's right about that

00:38:40Yeah, the act of having to go outside. Mm-hmm

00:38:42And she said I thought if I smoke I'm going to go outside and smoke a cigarette

00:38:46When's the slow round of go on the golf course? I smoke quite a few more than I should

00:38:50Smoking on the golf course, I think is fine. Yep. I think it rocks in fact, but then she said but listen

00:38:55I will stop soon. It's just when she's not gonna stop. No, she just stopped

00:39:00She's not she said yeah, so she'll stop eventually just she'll stop eventually, but I respect her Charlie Hall is my new favorite golfer. Yep

00:39:08my cool throne is

00:39:10threesomes

00:39:12Threesomes are back. Have you heard about this happen?

00:39:15It just reported the the city of New York has invented threesomes. Okay, they call them menage a trois

00:39:22It's a New York term and they invented that term. Yeah, that does sound New York. It's very New York

00:39:28So apparently people are having threesomes in New York. It's a trend piece in the New York Post. Oh, and they're like guess what's hot this summer

00:39:34They're calling it the summer of threesomes. So this New York Post in this writer the the biggest loser of all time

00:39:41It's because of the Zendaya movie. It's because

00:39:44Challengers the tennis tennis tennis. Was that a

00:39:48Guy girl guy guy guy girl

00:39:51Yeah guy girl guy. Yeah, same thing. Were you asking about like their body positions?

00:39:55Like if you're captured as a guy girl guy and you said guy guy girl

00:40:00Yeah, so it's it's guy guy

00:40:04Girl, is that what you were thinking egg?

00:40:07Eiffel Tower

00:40:08Eiffel Tower is probably more likely

00:40:11Right. Yeah, but the guys in the middle

00:40:13There's it was it was a guy girl

00:40:18Got it, but they're back. Yeah, New York Post is all over this

00:40:21I think they found like three of their friends that had threesomes recently

00:40:24Like hey, would you like to I was like New York Post article?

00:40:26Yeah, have you ever just lived on planet Earth where you're like, I'd love to have a threesome threesomes like Katie

00:40:32I think in the in the articles like Katie from Williamsburg says shit. She just had her first one a couple weeks ago

00:40:36Yeah, that's not a real threesome person though

00:40:38Like they just got into because the movie do you think real orgy people are like looking down their nose at the new?

00:40:44Threesome people and they're like you're just a challengers fan. You're not yeah the actual lifestyle

00:40:48Yeah, like I'm about this shit. I'll say it. I I wouldn't I wouldn't want to have a threesome

00:40:53It's a lot of work. I just like double the disappointment. No, thank you. It's a lot of work. It's just oh, okay

00:41:00I can have like I would just be sitting on the sideline just being like, all right, I'm out

00:41:06Very quickly and then what and then they they just it's just lesbian sex. Okay, that's fine

00:41:11But like it doesn't go how you think it goes in your head wouldn't go how it went in real life

00:41:16What are you looking for Hank? Someone stole my doughnuts. Oh someone stole your doughnuts. I said that I was

00:41:21I was bringing them to the front desk. I need them. I

00:41:26Had to I just shoot a video for for Cain's doughnuts. I brought them in here so that people wouldn't take them

00:41:30I swear I said that in front of this group. We were just having we were just podcasting while they're just looking for

00:41:36Yeah, I need my doughnut

00:41:38You don't understand

00:41:42Kill it's for you. I understand but I'd be killed if I see the words ever came out of my mouth

00:41:47I need my doughnuts you do though

00:41:50Okay, well that's a different thing Hank John Cain's anything else you'd like to add to threesome talk no, I'm down

00:41:56We'll see for Cain's just getting they literally were the girl and the guy got guy girl threesome. They're getting glaze

00:42:02They're right in the middle glazed. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just saw the doughnuts

00:42:05I was like those are gonna sit in here forever. No, I literally brought them in here for a purpose

00:42:09Can you please get them?

00:42:11Thank you. You know what though? I think it's threesome would be better than a foursome

00:42:14If it's a foursome where it's two guys two girls

00:42:18Then that's just group so I don't know tag team match

00:42:21No, because then you're always like that other guys so much better than I am that would suck

00:42:25That would be bad that would for if it's so what if it was tag team match tag team?

00:42:29Yeah, just like close your eyes and we'll know like I'm done tag. Oh, yeah, you just get you

00:42:34It's like it's like a pitching rotation, right? You get a setup man than a close. Yeah, you do the finishing move

00:42:39I've already done my finishing move. We just we just rung the bell. Yeah, that wouldn't be bad

00:42:42But if it's a threesome listen, you're disappointed two women. I've disappointed multiple women, right?

00:42:47In my life not to brag there's there's just not there's no way it would play out in my head

00:42:52Or how it plays out in everyone's head in fantasy

00:42:54There's just reality would just be awkward me just sitting on the side like I'd probably be getting dressed while they're still

00:43:01Threesoming. Mm-hmm, or I guess it'd be twosoming

00:43:03It's also just possible to think about two girls being interested in that with you

00:43:07I think if I were I can't yeah, yeah like and on what planet would two girls be like, you know

00:43:13We should all do together. Yeah, you have to like suspend belief when it's just one woman

00:43:16Yeah, like I want to see you naked right your naked body

00:43:20Pressing against mine and to tell me that there's two girls at the same time on planet Earth

00:43:24That want to do that to me. Is that something's fishy here now that I'm saying it

00:43:29I don't even think that you would be able to qualify

00:43:31Me in a threesome. It would be a twosome featuring me, you know, I'd have like a feature like like lyric

00:43:37Yeah, or bar. Yeah, like yo, was he on that song? Okay, cool. You do the remix of it

00:43:43They're doing their thing and then occasionally you get on top and yeah smooch

00:43:47You're doing great. Yeah

00:43:49Add them on the head. All right, my hot seats is I get two of them

00:43:54to first is San Diego Padres infielder to

00:43:59Help me Jake took him took a pita

00:44:03Marcano who has been banned from baseball for gambling and

00:44:07Marcano won only four point three percent of the

00:44:11231 MLB related bets he placed

00:44:15So I guess it's also a cool thrown for me because I'm not the worst game

00:44:18Was he taking wild prop had have been parlays had have been crazy. Yeah lays

00:44:22Crazy crazy. Yeah, that's not so if you're that bad at your bets though. I feel like they should look the other way

00:44:28Yeah, he pays

00:44:31Came out and he he's guilty or he admitted guilt

00:44:36So they're not even gonna go to trial it's a MLB said case closed case closed now you could say

00:44:42Oh, he's the fall guy, but I think he's up to like 33 years in jail

00:44:46That's a lot of jail if he is a fall guy

00:44:48I think he is the best fall guy of all ever ever he committed like seppuku fall fall guy Hall of Fame

00:44:54Yeah, yeah the goat but yeah four point three percent of his

00:44:59231 MLB related bets is insane Hank. You're upset about the don't upset about someone ate the donut. I was gonna use

00:45:05Upset about the doughnuts way to go max not diva Hank

00:45:08Way to go max

00:45:10And then my other hot seat. I wouldn't take his stuff out of the booth. Yeah, it does

00:45:15My other hot seat is this random guy's

00:45:18Best friend who I don't know if you guys saw this it made me laugh last night when I was scrolling Twitter this guy mr.

00:45:24F Boyer wrote

00:45:27When I was 30 my best friend, and I partied super hard and had the sort of crazy nights

00:45:31You only fantasize about now. We're 46. I'm married with kids. He's still partying we hung out tonight, and I assure you he's a loser

00:45:39Okay, what a fucking?

00:45:42Dickhead thing to put out there. Yeah, that is bad friend. Yeah, my best friend's a loser. That's tough

00:45:48Yeah, we said that it was just some guy named F. Boyer

00:45:51I don't know

00:45:52It just made me laugh because it was just like then he he replied a million times to people being like you sound like a bad

00:45:58Friend he's like I'm talking about him not

00:46:00Evolving as a person. It's like no, dude. You just you just called him a loser. Yeah, that's a bad friend

00:46:05I thought for a second that was a euphemism you were using for somebody that we knew no no

00:46:09It's literally F. Boyer F. Boyer this guy kind of sucks. Don't be friends with that guy a bad dude bad, dude

00:46:16Also, you already were a loser because you said the phrase

00:46:20I partied super hard and had the sort of crazy nights. You only fantasize about mm-hmm cool, dude

00:46:25That means that while he was partying with you he he hated you yeah, which we can tell now yeah, and then my cool throne

00:46:33Reverse of this because this guy sucks

00:46:35my cool throne is dudes cuz they rock we are in the works of

00:46:42It's gonna be a barstool sports sports joint PMT will be big behind it Jerry Jersey Jerry started dude fest

00:46:49So this happened last night our friend Jerry tweeted out

00:46:54They should start an OnlyFans

00:46:55But for guys not sexual or gay just like if you want to meet new guy friends to hang out smoke cigars watch sports golf

00:47:02Etc this tweet probably sounds really gay, and I'm not sure why I'm even tweeting it, but I have a hard time making friends

00:47:09Mm-hmm. It's a it's a brave tweet by Jerry. Yeah, so what part of that translates to OnlyFans though

00:47:14It just it because it seems like he's talking about a tinder, but just for dudes that want to hang out

00:47:19Yeah, there's an OnlyFans for guys

00:47:21It would be like you pay videos and you get like exclusive content of like a guy smoking a cigar

00:47:27Yeah, and like kicking his feet up on his couch

00:47:30I don't know I mean someone did point out that you could literally call that OnlyFans what Jerry came up with that's true

00:47:35It's just be only sports fan. Yeah, but uh

00:47:38Vinny J's lonely fans. How about hear me out Barstool Chicago's dude fest 2024 and

00:47:45We're doing it. We're gonna have dude fest where

00:47:48We are working on location what as we see type of location

00:47:52Joe's on weed has been thrown out there great place. It's a bar. Yeah

00:47:56Well a big enough bar that we can have a stage so the idea because I was thinking about it this morning

00:48:02I want a stage and we'll plan it out better than just like anyone can walk up

00:48:07But I want a stage where dudes can go up

00:48:10And they could show us their favorite puke video their favorite wrestling video

00:48:16Dudes could go up and show us a picture of the best brisket

00:48:19They've done

00:48:19Dudes could show up and do a couple of reps on the bench press

00:48:22Dudes could show could could walk up there and talk to us one guy said he wanted to

00:48:26to do a five-minute seminar on the wing T offense just dudes talking about dudes stuff and

00:48:34Everyone being supportive and cheering for it. We're also gonna have the first ever random dudes

00:48:40random athlete

00:48:42Spelling bee where I will have like 10 to 15 people

00:48:45And you have two seconds when you step into the mic and you have to name a random

00:48:50Sports player and the the the ruling of it is going to be that person can never have won anything

00:48:56Okay, cuz like you can't use naming guys you got a name guys, but it can't be a guy

00:49:00It can't be Kobe Bryant mm-hmm

00:49:02You know I mean it has to be a name that you haven't thought of

00:49:05forever who didn't win any he was never an all-star never won MVP never won a World Series or

00:49:11Super Bowl and it's gonna be dude fest and it's gonna fucking rock. What do you guys think? I'm I also should be outside

00:49:18Okay, well so we were thinking about it

00:49:21We're thinking about maybe doing one in August

00:49:23But I also think that the week or two after Super Bowl would be a perfect time for dude fest

00:49:29Not a lot going on like everyone's coming down, and it's just dude supporting dudes

00:49:33I also have thought of this idea

00:49:36There will be obviously tickets you buy a ticket when you walk in the door

00:49:42You get handed a $10 bet and all the dudes are on the same bet. That's a good idea. Yeah

00:49:48Yeah, so it's it will be baked in the price. You just you were all on a random over

00:49:54Right hardcore duty

00:49:55I want to I want to maybe get like a super strong guy to come and and and just deadlift like a thousand pounds

00:50:02Are there winners losers no competition anyone who shows up to do fest is a winner your winner because you love dudes

00:50:08Mm-hmm, but again not sexual

00:50:10It's just dudes. Yeah

00:50:12Okay, yeah, I it's just like completely open you can say whatever you want as a man

00:50:17Yeah, we could just be dudes to just being dudes. Yeah, there should be a fart contest. Oh, yes farting great idea

00:50:23That's on the list fart contest about burping contest burping contest. We're gonna do that's the prelim for the fart contest

00:50:29Yeah, wing-eating contest. Yeah, what if a female tries to show up to dude fest? Nope denied at the door tonight at the door

00:50:36Okay, I just want to make sure that what Hank nothing what Hank?

00:50:41What are you saying? We can't do it. No, no, no, no

00:50:44You want to talk about trans?

00:50:47You sounded like

00:50:49Yeah

00:50:53Have this conversation definitely not one of the heavy conversation

00:50:56I think this should be a it sounds like a festival like you the things you just listed off

00:51:01Well, it's literally is like what gave it away dude fest

00:51:04Well, but if you do it at Joe's, what are you gonna have a three-day festival at Joe's on weed?

00:51:08No, it's Hank. We have to be you can't just like expect people to do a three-day festival right off the jump

00:51:15We have to we have to do a proof of concept

00:51:18So like dude the dude fest 1.0 is not gonna think about like Elio's ice con. It's kind of like that

00:51:24It'd be like an open mic for guys like open open geek

00:51:28Yeah, right

00:51:29And then when we doesn't work, but you understand what I'm saying when we when we build it bigger

00:51:33Then maybe we'll build in like music

00:51:35But I don't even want I don't want like to have like a headliner band or something because I want dudes to just be able

00:51:41to be dudes

00:51:42Cuz like what if you come to dude fest and it's a band you don't like

00:51:46No one does dislikes a dude showing us a picture of the best steak. He's cooked that dude rocks

00:51:52There should be like some sort of maybe everybody in there is in the musical group. Maybe there's like one

00:51:59Minute and a half time slot where everyone just sings. Mr. Bright. You're the world. No, we're gonna do the the I'll be

00:52:06We'll do that. Yeah. Yeah. Well the whole fucking bar will do that those pips. He cuts it last minute. Oh

00:52:12Hank Oh

00:52:14Hank boy

00:52:16Hank's upset Hank's Wow

00:52:18He's got a little angel reason a little angel reason him

00:52:21He saw he saw max Caitlin Clark get up on stage crush it add this to the list max

00:52:27Yeah, and now a real shame of PFT kept asking me to do songs and cutting them moments before the show starts

00:52:33It would be a real shame if Hank didn't get invited to dude fest cuz he's showing some undudes like behavior right now

00:52:39I'm just we're just talking out. This is how the process works and chick tendons. Yeah

00:52:44Chick right now

00:52:46This is the process yeah, you got too many feels for dude

00:52:49No

00:52:50I literally my my I feel like my entire existence is just trying to reign in some of big cats bigger scale ideas when he's like

00:52:55All right, we're gonna have one night. It's also not do a hundred things. You'd like. All right. Sorry

00:53:00Well, it's a hundred things, but it's like it's gonna also every single person's gonna go on

00:53:04No, not every single person

00:53:05I think everyone has to apply for what they want to do and we would put together a yes list, right?

00:53:12I thought was when I heard all that was like it's like a festival where there's different stages with different things going on you can

00:53:17Walk around that will be where we get to got it

00:53:20Like what? Yes year five of dude fest there will be an entire tent where it will just be stone-cold

00:53:27Stone-cold Steve Austin highlights on loop. You can just go in there and watch it with your dudes

00:53:32It'll be like what South by Southwest turned into where it's a week-long event and you've got like lanyards and you can go

00:53:38Yeah, like the dude seminars. Yeah giving yeah, right

00:53:42There'll be a tent where it's just dingers Steve Adagio Steve Adagio. We'd love for you to kick off dude fest

00:53:48He notes speaker. Yep, be a dude. The Harbaugh's will be involved in some capacity whether that be just a video he sends me

00:53:54Or both of them send me by the way. Did you see the Harbaugh's have a football camp now coaching camp?

00:54:00I didn't see that. No, I saw I saw his golf tournament

00:54:02We need to get involved with the Harbaugh football camp because we actually this is this may sound crazy

00:54:11Because I it's gonna be football coaches and they're gonna teach him football, but I think we could lend our hand in media training

00:54:18Yeah, a hundred percent. We could yeah, we just had all the coaches go through the toughest questions. We could ask him

00:54:23Yeah, and just teach him how to say it starts with me

00:54:26Yeah, I need to took I got to take a long look in the mirror because it starts and it ends with me

00:54:32Yeah. All right. So Hank's out on dude fest. I love you know dudes. Yeah

00:54:36I mean, I I it took me a while to really understand what the what the boundaries were for people that are presenting a dude

00:54:41Fest. Yeah, it's just kind of anything. That's cool. Yeah, we're yeah, exactly

00:54:45We're gonna have yeah, like if anyone will have a portion maybe a 10 minute portion where dudes will just come up and show

00:54:52The biggest fish they caught. Yeah, it's good. Like that's gonna be awesome even bring the fish

00:54:56Yeah, some cool shed you built. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we'll have a whole picture time that it's gonna rock

00:55:03Talk about your car

00:55:04I know max is in max fucking loves dude get up there and just tell me all the stuff you've done to your car

00:55:09Don't even show pictures. We should have someone just go up and teach us about cars. Yeah five minutes. Here's where the gas goes in

00:55:14Yeah

00:55:15Though the spelling bee of random athletes is gonna be electric. So there's no spelling involved in that. No, okay

00:55:21So I just get up there. I say Steve Bedrosian

00:55:24Yeah, and then I have two seconds and I have to come up with someone and I say Oh Fred McGriff and yep

00:55:30He's too accomplished. Mm-hmm and he's like, nope, you're out

00:55:34So how we verify we'll have we'll have the scripts people there

00:55:40Yeah, yeah, they'll be there they'll be there they'll do their fucking nerdy voice

00:55:43We'll have to have them behind the curtain because that guy's not a dude

00:55:46Dr. Bailey. Yeah, dr. Bailey. No doctors allowed. No doctors allowed a dude fest. That's way chiropractors. I

00:55:54would we should maybe have a portion of

00:55:56Dudes with ailments that come up and they just ask the whole audience what they think is wrong or has anybody here ever had this

00:56:04I've got a fucking a rash on my shoulder. Can any dude help me? I'll just show my toe. Yeah

00:56:10What's going on? Does this yeah, that's entire segment. Does this look infected? Yes. Yeah, that's dude fest. We're helping each other out

00:56:16Do you think I do you think I should see someone about this? Yeah, anyone know what's going on my tooth

00:56:22And

00:56:24Dudes will just shout it out. So dude fest is going to happen. I've already put the wheels in motion

00:56:30we there's been some big steps taken which Hank probably hates right now, but

00:56:36I'm in get excited cool thrown dudes. All right, Jake

00:56:40My hot seats the French open big cat

00:56:42I'm gonna side with you on this one because Novak had to retire or withdraw due to injury and he blamed

00:56:49The court surface because of the rain he asked them to wipe it multiple times and they did not approve. That's fucking bullshit

00:56:56Oh, he slipped way too many times

00:56:58He said could this injury have been prevented possibly if there was just a little bit more frequent care of the court during the set

00:57:03That's basically all I asked

00:57:06That sounds like that sounds like Rafa's guys doing Rafa's out. Yeah. No, I'm saying they want to keep Rafa's whole legacy and everything

00:57:14Yeah, so

00:57:16Joker had to withdraw. Oh, what happened to him? What's the actual problem with the meniscus? Oh towards meniscus

00:57:22Well, you're never the same athlete after that. Oh, don't say that. Yeah. Yeah, never

00:57:27Yeah

00:57:28Bet a meniscus is really for it

00:57:31Due to a medial medial medial a medial

00:57:36He'll meniscus tear in my right knee. Oh, yeah, that's

00:57:41No, he won't

00:57:42He'll never be after you have a meniscus you're never the same athlete you were I love how hard memes last

00:57:50He's taking on the entire court system

00:57:52Literal court system love that. Yeah, my cool drone is JJ Redick

00:57:57Oh

00:57:58we have a report from

00:57:59Shams that he is they are the Lakers are zeroing in as Redick as the front-runner for the head coaching position

00:58:06We knew this but this is now out there. Yeah, we call it there out there called it

00:58:10We called it and then is he saying also LeBron to Cleveland? Mm-hmm. No connect

00:58:17Connect the dot I'm excited to see how that pans out. Yeah, I want to see them continue doing their podcast as coach and player

00:58:23Yeah

00:58:24Get else off together true that Vino

00:58:27I feel bad for JJ when either LeBron leaves or LeBron blames JJ because that's kind of the only two

00:58:33Outcomes I think you have to practice that in your interview for the Lakers

00:58:37How how would you react if LeBron said we have to get better on coaching? Yeah, what's your reaction that do you say?

00:58:43LeBron's right. Do you say he's right? I stink. Are you hard on yourself?

00:58:47I think the only way to get in front of LeBron doing that is you have to you have to be more hard on yourself

00:58:52Than LeBron could ever be. Yes right at off the bat. I do think JJ would be a good coach

00:58:57So good luck to him front of the program

00:59:00Okay

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01:02:07Okay, we now welcome on one of our absolute favorite guests in part of my take history. He's on the Mount Rushmore

01:02:15It is time for our NBA playoff preview with Ryan Russillo

01:02:20Who writer podcaster go go listen to Ryan Russillo show?

01:02:25Also male model. Yeah. Yeah Ryan. You look good. I

01:02:30Felt good. Were you doing that as a joke? No, okay

01:02:34Somebody somebody asked me to model and I said yes, you know as I get older

01:02:39I just want to get outside of the comfort zone and

01:02:41You know, it's just classic like guys are just not secure enough. So of course the hate rolls in and yeah, I

01:02:47Get hurt. There was a couple dark days where I was kind of sitting around being like maybe this isn't for me

01:02:52Maybe I haven't built up the scar tissue that I thought I had built up over

01:02:5620 plus years of sharing sports takes and being called a dickhead all the time

01:03:00But this world is entirely different and I don't know. I know that I'm built different, but I don't know if I'm built differently

01:03:06Yeah, yeah, so you had a good look on your face in that pose

01:03:09Yeah, I don't know what your motivation was for the camera. What did you like about it?

01:03:12I thought it was something I hadn't seen out to you before you had like a little high school bully

01:03:17But also like maybe a high school bully who's into poetry. Yeah wrong side of tracks kid. Yeah, don't fuck with him

01:03:23Bad boy, we gave off bad boy vibes. Yeah, but oh man, if you he's actually really well read

01:03:29Yeah

01:03:30Did you like the cement background? Yeah, that was cool. It was really cool

01:03:35It was perfectly set up so that you could get memed forever for it

01:03:38Yeah, it made me feel like you were uh, yeah, you were like a high school bully dumb jock

01:03:43But also you have a boondock Saints poster on your wall. Yeah, you're into the fine art of cinema as well. Yeah

01:03:49Maybe Bob Marley

01:03:51Have you ever seen overnight the boondock Saints documentary about the creator behind it? Have you seen it?

01:03:57I've heard about it and I've heard how crazy batshit insane it gets but I have not seen it myself

01:04:02It is so good. I bought it and I hadn't watched it and I don't know

01:04:05I think it came out maybe a little less than 20 years ago

01:04:07It's incredible and it's kind of the blueprint for like what you're not supposed to do when you show up to Hollywood and somebody likes

01:04:13Your script so look they still got it made and he's done

01:04:17He did far more in like 12 months and most people could ever dream of doing but it's like the best documentary

01:04:22I wonder what he's like when he goes back. But yeah to the the modeling shoot

01:04:25There's actually footage from it that we haven't released yet

01:04:28Kind of seeing how it goes. The hoodies did sell out in just over an hour. Yes, so

01:04:34We're thrilled about that legends was obviously happy I mean legends

01:04:38I'm not traditionally like I'm not like a lot of their models. I think you we'd all agree on that

01:04:44Do you have you knock out any other calls?

01:04:48Well, I haven't put it in my Instagram bio yet

01:04:50and that's probably part of the problem because I have I have minor league baseball player in there because I just think a lot of

01:04:55Guys do and I don't know what the standard is for saying

01:04:59I think I have professional baseball player because I think you can actually just say it. Yeah

01:05:04So I have that and then I've got to update it and put model and I imagine the collab offers will just come rolling in

01:05:10Yeah, the the key for minor league baseball player. You can't write minor league baseball player

01:05:14You got to just like do the at to the team that you played for because then people click it and be like, oh shit

01:05:20He played ball because it'd be like, you know, some random would be like the Crod Hatties. You're like, what the hell is that?

01:05:25Oh, but if you still got paid

01:05:27To be independent league baseball and it's still I mean there's nothing funnier than playing like a pickup hoops and somebody be really good

01:05:34I'd be like, oh, hey, did you play somewhere like I played some semi pro and you're like, what what is that?

01:05:38What actually is that? Yeah, there is what if there's you know, we used to have the CBA

01:05:44There's the G League and then there's another league in the NBA and maybe you're overseas somewhere

01:05:48But like what's American semi like what is it actually just more organization for men's league?

01:05:54Yeah, I think if you just if you get paid like a hundred dollars if you ever get paid to play bad deal

01:05:59Yeah, I played I played on TV T. I was on a roster. I recorded a stat. I think I might it's not professional

01:06:06Yeah, but it's it's it's semi. There was a there was a payment for it. There was a million bucks for the winner. So

01:06:13Sounds like somebody needs to update their bio. Yeah

01:06:16So I'm looking at you want to know you want to know something funny though on the picture

01:06:19I actually did have like seven or eight DMS asking if I wanted to collab after that. Oh, hell yes, which is just awesome

01:06:25Are you gonna do it?

01:06:28We've got for us what about for part of my take next next hoodie we put out

01:06:32Can we get you to model it for us? Would that be big? Can I wear short shorts? Yes, we it's actually a must

01:06:38Yeah, actually, all right sell shorts. We should actually just we'll have quigs just make them shorter and shorter and shorter

01:06:44Yeah, how did you decide which letters to take out of Russello? Because it's RSLO. You said yeah, I don't want two s's

01:06:52Don't want two L's and then some of the vowels. Let's use a strong letter. It is it's it's a great observation

01:06:59That was the graphic design team. I didn't really have a ton to do with that

01:07:03There were some times we were looking at like different logos and you realize you're kind of just like what can you really do with?

01:07:08an R that hasn't been done before and

01:07:11Maybe you know somebody out there is a little bit more creative than than I am on it

01:07:15I'm actually I know that there is so you know, what's really embarrassing you want to hear something super embarrassing about the RSLO line

01:07:22Yeah, so a bunch of guys in the Manhattan Beach area hit me up every now and then be like, hey

01:07:27Can I get some legends gear and I'll just go like yeah, no problem

01:07:29You know a lot of times it'll be like some of the former athletes or whatever and I'll just

01:07:33Call up one of the guys at legends and I go like you can send this guy package like, you know

01:07:37Good guy, whatever like getting the word out about the product and then when they did those hoodies and they did some shorts

01:07:43They did like just a few runs of the shorts, but they gave them to me so I could you know

01:07:47Give them my brothers or whatever and a couple about retired hockey players. This is so embarrassing

01:07:52I was like, do you want any of the ones that say Russo?

01:07:58They take the two and the two guys were like emphatically no, yeah, I don't want I don't want those and I thought yeah

01:08:05If I'm a pro athlete, I don't know that I want some podcasters name on the hoodie that I want

01:08:11Definitely without his name on it. And as soon as I hit sent

01:08:14I was like, why did you ask this stupid fucking question?

01:08:16Like you already know the answer and it was so embarrassing like especially one answer where the guy specifically was like

01:08:22I definitely don't want those men

01:08:23So so when you're workshopping it you didn't you didn't have any other iterations of the Russo name?

01:08:29Like maybe just you know go for the heart of it and just go SS. I

01:08:33Knew to get there somehow. Ah

01:08:36No, we didn't we didn't do that

01:08:39What about what about L just a big L big L or just the PMT Russo collaboration?

01:08:45And we do a brand new brand for you. It's just called hard are

01:08:50As for jacked up dudes, yeah

01:08:54That's all on the table. But man when you pose when you model, I mean you guys don't know this. No, we do

01:08:59We follow many things we actually have a billboard where we're naked

01:09:03The fascinating part of it is like no one's legs are big enough for the Internet. No one's legs are big enough

01:09:08I have great legs Oh PFT

01:09:10You've got teardrops. You've got like multiple teardrops just dangling off those quads and I've seen your legs

01:09:16But for whatever reason people expect anybody to work out to just have Tom Platt's

01:09:21Size quads just to be like what's what's what's the beam on those things?

01:09:27It's your legs are just never big enough for the Internet. I've learned it's good that he's noted your legs. Yeah

01:09:32I know it runs Ryan's always checking out. Yeah. Yeah, I was gonna ask that what off that

01:09:36What was the last time you met a dude and you weren't like thinking in the back of your head?

01:09:40Can I take him in a fight? Oh, I don't know

01:09:43Long ass somebody's somebody really old. No, that's what I like about you. You know your environment

01:09:50Yeah, but I'm constantly advanced scouting. I'm advanced scouting will life

01:09:53Yeah, and technically an old dude you're still doing it cuz you're like I don't have to do it

01:09:57So you've already said it in your head like not even a problem. Yeah, you got me there. Yeah, I got me there

01:10:02Yeah, there's no there's no way around it like seeing Jerry West like take a seat and you're like, I don't care about slings

01:10:07Yeah, just pull the table on pull the chair on him. All right, so let's get an NBA

01:10:11Real real quick though before we do that just just to add to it because I know you love when I do this

01:10:17when I'm wearing the hoodie with the RSLO in like a little elevator or something in a hotel and

01:10:23That's where you're supposed to say the right one PFT, but I'll

01:10:28I'll be wearing it. It's a great hoodie. And then somebody would be like, hey, what brand is that?

01:10:32And when I have to explain that it's my name on it. Oh

01:10:37It's just like this that's this weird. Yeah, like what dude you made your own hoodies. It's like well

01:10:43It's a little more complicated than that. But thanks for your disproval

01:10:45That's like telling anyone that you have a podcast because I've been back into that game with like meeting

01:10:50Like my kids like the parents like in the schools and stuff and I've had to do that a couple times and you just can't

01:10:57There's no way to say I have a podcast without becoming

01:11:00Sounding like the biggest loser of all time because people just assume when you say oh, I have a podcast

01:11:05You have like a side podcast that no one's listening to and I'm just like I I do make a living off of it

01:11:10Like I have to follow up with that

01:11:12Okay, cool. Yeah, it's

01:11:16It is easily the least impressive way to introduce yourself now in society like I don't even know what to do

01:11:22I don't know what the workaround is because you constantly feel like at a certain level

01:11:26You have to kind of explain it and be like no this like things are going pretty good

01:11:30yeah, right and like I have a car thing that I'm dealing with that's kind of frustrating and

01:11:36The brand of the car that I've had three times now

01:11:40They've reached out to our sales team to be like does he drive our car and they were like, yeah

01:11:45He loves it and be like does he want to read ads and I was like, yeah

01:11:48But I'm also kind of dealing with some conflict with the dealership on the trade-in that I'm not too thrilled about and then I try

01:11:55To explain it to the sales guy without being like a do-you-know-who I am and he's just like what?

01:11:59He wanted to check with a supervisor. Yeah, like well this guy's an idiot. What what are we doing?

01:12:05Yeah, what does this mean and I'm like, no it's actually it does okay and no one it you said this years ago

01:12:12There needs to be like a different tier, right that you're allowed to say like almost a blue checkmark for that introduction

01:12:18If that's your profession, yeah

01:12:20Yeah, and it pays well. Yeah, and by the way, it's Range Rover for anyone wondering he drives a range

01:12:25No big deal. No big land or range range. Uh, I think Land Rovers is the proper term brand

01:12:33Yeah, yeah, but you drive a Range Rover, right, I don't know I haven't done the reads yet we don't know

01:12:41Sport I remember when I went to get my first one in Connecticut. They were like so your co-host right the tall guy

01:12:46He drives a sport

01:12:50All right NBA preview for playoffs we kind of delayed this one

01:12:56Who do you think's gonna win it? I like Boston

01:12:59I'm scared to death the Luca and what he's been able to do and considering who they've gone through in the West

01:13:05I thought Minnesota was gonna beat him. I thought Oklahoma City was gonna beat him. I thought Kawhi if he was healthy

01:13:10I don't know that I've ever picked against a team four straight times and they won the title

01:13:13I picked against Miami every single time last year and then it was easy to pick against him in Denver and it played out

01:13:18Like the way I thought it would play out because it just was an incredible Miami story

01:13:22so there's that haunting thought here, but the one thing that I kept coming back to in

01:13:29All the prep that you do or whatever and you know watching all these games and being into it is that I feel like Boston

01:13:35has

01:13:36The two versus the one and what I mean by that is depending on which night you got with the Clippers

01:13:42I don't know that you really felt like you were getting consistent dose of a one and two with Paul George and Harden and

01:13:49Against Oklahoma City after SGA where they actually made it hard on him and he was still spectacular

01:13:54I feel even better about SGA as a player now

01:13:57Beyond just the regular season the MVP voting like going in the next year. It's like, okay

01:14:01I don't think there's any debate about who he is as a guy as opposed to just one amazing year

01:14:05But the secondary scorers were not there for them. They weren't able to provide the spacing

01:14:10There's a number one three-point shooting team in the league

01:14:13And I think they shot 32% in that series against Dallas and Jalen Williams as a younger player a lot of times

01:14:20It's just they're not quite ready

01:14:22It's it's actually pretty

01:14:24normal and it doesn't mean that Jalen Williams is gonna be as good as we think he's gonna be and then when you look at

01:14:29Minnesota whether they had Rudy on the floor or Rudy and the Kyle lineups or just ignoring cap with all the open looks that he

01:14:34Kept missing. I felt like they only really had to worry about one score at all times

01:14:38That was Anthony Edwards, and he did not answer the bell the way we'd hoped he would and when you look at Boston

01:14:44Their primary lineup of presenters back is going to be five people that you have to worry about

01:14:50Specifically two attackers with size that have been through a ton of these playoff wars already

01:14:55So I think the defensive challenge is quite Dallas statistically proving out

01:14:59They've been the best defensive team, you know a few weeks after the trade deadline

01:15:03What they've done against these really good teams in the West. I

01:15:07Feel like the defensive challenge is entirely different based on the lineups the talent and the spacing that presenters is going to provide

01:15:14Yeah, who do you think is is the most important player for the Celtics this series? I've got a name

01:15:19Well, it's easy to just say Tatum and I I probably like if you tell me who hey Tatum has to be the guy

01:15:25And unfortunately, he kind of lives in this fifth best to like eighth best player thing

01:15:30which is

01:15:31always kind of frustrating for that fan base because you kind of want him to morph into one of those top four guys and I

01:15:35Don't know that he's ever going to do that

01:15:36That's the way he'll be talked about if he has a big series wins finals MVP in the Celtics pull it off

01:15:41But perzingis really does feel like the most important player

01:15:44But it's asking a lot of somebody who have not played competitive basketball for a month

01:15:49I know he's scrimmaged everything and he's been a full participant

01:15:51But to go a month plus to be like, okay now running run out there in the NBA Finals

01:15:56I wonder if he'll look bad in the first game and Dallas wins big in the first one

01:16:00But that's not really how the series plays out

01:16:02I think a lot of times game one can be the most misleading game how the rest of the series goes but perzingis

01:16:08Stretching the floor and pulling away these bigs whether it's lively or Gafford or Dallas could get really creative with how they want to match

01:16:15Up with personnel. They also in that March 1st game when they played each other

01:16:18They ran out of perzingis Horford lineup in that as well and Horford can certainly stretch the floor, too

01:16:23We shot we saw him shoot some big three

01:16:25So now perzingis could still miss shots or whatever and then the Celts win the series

01:16:29But I think matchup wise changing what Dallas has done and making their bigs do something

01:16:34They haven't done before not that they're incapable of doing it, but pulling that win rim protection away. He feels the most important for me

01:16:41Yeah, all right, so I think you touched on this on one of the pods a PFT have a name though. Oh, yeah

01:16:47It's an old interview trick

01:16:48You just say that you already know the answer, but you want to hear what the other person has to say

01:16:51Then what is your name their answer? I was gonna say perzingis. Obviously. Yeah, I was gonna say Derek white

01:16:57No, I was actually gonna say drew holiday

01:17:00Hmm. Well drew is who's he gonna cover?

01:17:05Well when I looked at the March 1st matchup

01:17:09Jalen starts on Luka, but it doesn't end with

01:17:13Jalen Brown on Luka a lot. They run that double screen up top for him

01:17:18You can't just double Luka blindly like there was a play against Minnesota

01:17:22I brought up a few times or as hilarious where I think it was after a stoppage in Minnesota decided

01:17:26Okay

01:17:26We're just gonna trap Luka here on the screen and Luka brought

01:17:29Gafford up I believe to set the screen and he didn't even let him set the screen and everything got that far and here come

01:17:34Minnesota's defenders like alright, we're gonna travel we're gonna trap him and Luka just smiles and throws the ball off to Kyrie who then hits

01:17:41I think PJ in the corner for a wide open three and it was all set up by Luka being like I'm not even gonna let

01:17:45You do the thing that you just designed to do against me to change up the coverage. So with Luka it's gonna be Tatum

01:17:52It's gonna be Jalen

01:17:54The drew part of it. He's stout on the perimeter

01:17:57But you could see some of the plays in the second matchup that I've referenced here

01:18:01That if he gets Luke if he gets drew deep if he gets anybody deep that's not tall enough to contest it's over

01:18:07I mean Luke is still gonna have it's probably 30 10 and 10 every single night. It's really up to

01:18:13Kyrie consistently being more like he was against, Minnesota than okay

01:18:16See and then is PJ Washington gonna be Ray Allen or Steve Allen? Yeah. Oh, he's good. That's good

01:18:23I will throw back there. Nice. Our audience will understand that reference. Um

01:18:28Was he the last on TV that Steve Allen

01:18:321994 he was on was it was the pyramid? Yeah

01:18:37What about the the back-and-forth that's been going on regarding?

01:18:42Porzingis and Luka that they might not actually like each other might be some beef there

01:18:47I think Chandler Parsons put that out there

01:18:49Said actual beef and then Lucas said I've probably talked Chandler Parsons twice in my life

01:18:53He didn't so much deny what Chandler Parsons said just completely eviscerated him as

01:18:58Somebody who's completely on the outside of the situation, but I've heard that too

01:19:02I've heard that that Porzingis and and Dodgers didn't get along. Well, yeah, cuz it's true

01:19:06I've heard it for a lot

01:19:08I've never talked to Luka once in my life, but does it mean you have to talk to the person to then know that it's

01:19:13true and

01:19:16Luka is interesting in that. I don't know. I don't know enough about the story to go. Hey

01:19:21This is who's at fault and this is why this is wrong in this guy, but

01:19:26I had heard it like when Porzingis got down there

01:19:29They're like not super into it, but I I don't know that like Grant Williams didn't exactly love it either

01:19:33Although I think how has no one done the Grant Williams interview yet

01:19:37I mean, this is this has to be like the major thing like the get you guys should be getting him

01:19:42I know I'm not sure we can even pull it off our little pop-up shop, but I I

01:19:48Don't know that it matters like what is what what's actually gonna happen? I mean Luka's gonna yell at everyone including kids

01:19:54So he's just gonna he's gonna once he steps in between the lines

01:19:58He's an unhinged individual, which I'd probably rather have that than somebody who's unsure of them. So yeah, I love it

01:20:04Yeah, I would too. I love it. I hope he yells at dad Tatum. That would rock. Oh, he's like juice could get it

01:20:09Do you get it this shit? Yeah

01:20:11No, it's like like Dave Dave actually put it perfectly. I did the rundown yesterday

01:20:16He's like I hate Kyrie so much. I think there's a very good chance

01:20:19I come out of this series hating Luka so much more and I think that's like

01:20:23What most Celtics fans are gonna have to deal with because if you watch Luka if you play against Luka

01:20:29There's just something about him that makes you so angry. That's what I kind of love about the way the playoffs play out on

01:20:36Social media because you'll go. Oh first time. Yeah, I think now you're watching and let's face it

01:20:42There's a million games on I don't expect most people to be watching all this stuff

01:20:45I remember like Harden being in the playoffs and people going wait

01:20:48They're just gonna run this thing

01:20:50over and over and over again for two and a half hours like he's just gonna be up top with the ball and it actually

01:20:56Kind of works a lot to like nobody's gonna move around or anything. It's like yeah, dude. This is what they do

01:21:00They've been doing it all year long

01:21:02Luka is a

01:21:04Tough watch with the complaining. Yeah, it felt like it got dialed down a little bit against Minnesota

01:21:10It's maybe because they were just totally in control and it wasn't Lou Dort's body just all over Luka

01:21:16I mean the crazy thing about Lou doors

01:21:18I think Lou doors the best defender for Luka in the NBA and then you look at the final numbers

01:21:23Like I thought this guy was an awesome defender. You're like, that's not really what it is

01:21:25Yeah

01:21:26Can can I make your 30 10 and 10 really hard on you and wear you down physically where I thought Luka had moments in?

01:21:33That series where I'm like, I don't even know if he's gonna be able to be healthy enough the rest of the way

01:21:37he's actually looked better and better and now with the time off between the end of the Western Conference finals in the finals like he

01:21:43Should look great. But yes Celtics fans that are really watching Luka for the first time if he's the way he normally is

01:21:50You're gonna hate him. Yeah, because he's gonna be killing you in moments. He's gonna hit big shots

01:21:55They're gonna win some of these games, but he is nonce. I don't think he can actually help himself

01:22:00it's not an excuse, but I think he's one of those guys that is just an

01:22:04Absolute spaz in your friend group and you're like and he doesn't even realize he's doing yeah

01:22:09It's like it's like Hank when we golf with cameras on like he's good when there's no cameras on and then he can't help it

01:22:15When there's cameras on that video, by the way, let him know if you see him

01:22:18Oh, yeah, you got he's sitting right here. You can get that. He'll get that video. By the way, and it was

01:22:23What'd you say? I'll follow up after this. Okay. Yeah. Yeah

01:22:25Yeah, hit me up today anyone who's playing we're still bingo at home

01:22:29He was able to work in some James Harden hate out of nowhere, so just check that one off that was nice

01:22:35I thought that was actually I don't know how we steered the ship to Ellen by the way, James Harden. He sucks

01:22:41Because here in the ship, how's your boat doing? Oh

01:22:44Don't ask

01:22:46Haha

01:22:47Well, we're in a transactional phase. Yeah, the second best day of owning your boat. You're selling the boat

01:22:53Yeah, I am. Unfortunately, I have to sell it. What's that like?

01:22:56What's the process selling you put an ad in the newspaper meet meet a couple guys down at the docks

01:23:01Maybe throwing a free hoodie. Well, it's a bigger boat. So I'm not meeting anybody. Yeah, you got a guy that phone calls

01:23:07Yeah a representative. Yeah

01:23:09Yeah, I get I get call you should make that guy the representative of your boat should have to wear a Resolo hoodie every time

01:23:15He takes a meeting. Yeah, cuz we wanted to paint over cuz the boats name is Ohana, which means family

01:23:20Which I thought was just too good. I

01:23:23Think that's what it means. Can you get one of your tech guys to double-check because I was like, all right Ohana

01:23:28I'm not sure about this and then they were like, yeah, it means family or community or

01:23:33Ohana is a Hawaiian term meaning family. You nailed it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah Lilo and stitch

01:23:39Once I knew that that's what it was. I was like perfect. This is great. It was like one time

01:23:45I think I was at Marshall's buying socks because they're cheaper there gang and

01:23:48They are there was some art that said something like the thing I love about my home is who I share it with so I bought

01:23:54It and hung it up in my house

01:23:58Somebody you had a new visitor they'd be like wait what the fuck is going on and so

01:24:04Yeah, the boat thing. I was debating a chapter in my book

01:24:07The editors like I don't think that's gonna speak to as large of an audience as you need for a boat ownership chapter

01:24:13but

01:24:14When I bought it originally I was told if I put it in the charter that I was gonna recoup a lot of the money

01:24:20Back and I already knew it was bullshit when it was happening and I think I even said that in the negotiation

01:24:24I go I don't really know that I believe you or the numbers that you projected and how much it's gonna offset

01:24:29But this is a learning experience and if I can offset any of the cost then we'll try this

01:24:34We'll see what happens and the projections and then the revenue

01:24:38I don't even know if we hit 10% of the projections and then I found out I was paying three times as much for my

01:24:42Charter insurance twice as much for my slip and then a thousand bucks a month for charter cleaning

01:24:48That wasn't actually happening and I noticed it wasn't happening

01:24:50so I left some smudges on the inside of the boat knowing that I was leaving the country and that was like if I come

01:24:55Back in a month and those smudges are still there

01:24:57I then I'll be like, alright, so I just paid a thousand bucks for another monthly cleaning. So we moved the boat to a different marina

01:25:05Learn how much more I was paying that was absurd versus not even bringing in any money in I think we went six months without

01:25:12$1 and I was like what's going on? You know, like how the weather's been tough

01:25:15I'm like zero like zero dollars for six months weather. Like what?

01:25:19Like there were no tsunamis. I believe in the area. So

01:25:23Yeah, we're in the transactional phase. I haven't I haven't retired from the boating community. My license is for life

01:25:28Yeah, that was that was a sir. The question was how's your boat?

01:25:35Chapter on the boat

01:25:38You know, I was kind of soft pitching it

01:25:40Maybe the editors are right

01:25:43Hank just got his boating license. He might be in the market for a boat. He'd be your captain

01:25:48Hank just moved back to Boston because I need somebody what I really need to do is is going on something in the seaport

01:25:55But I already looked into it a little bit and you're already looking for your next boat

01:25:59Looked into it. There was like some boat membership thing that I was

01:26:02Part of it's what I'm doing. Yeah, he's no maintenance me on no maintenance

01:26:07Pitch me on it. You don't own the boat, but you own a subscription essentially to multiple books like a maritime

01:26:11Yeah, you can rent boats. You have an app you just you know reserve the boat you want they got pontoons

01:26:16They got center console boats you walk up the it's fueled up

01:26:20You don't have to you know do anything and then when you're done you just drop it off

01:26:24They tie it up for you you get off and that's it

01:26:27You need friends for a pontoon though, I mean me taking out the solo pontoon is so depressing. Oh my god. I

01:26:36Have love I love going out on the boat solo here

01:26:39I love it and I don't care maybe just because I like driving the boat, but I'm into it but a pontoon by yourself

01:26:45It's like a whole nother level. It's like what is he trying to do there?

01:26:48yeah, I don't know and the other thing I think the one Hank is talking about I think the

01:26:52The longest boat you can get is like a 27-foot center console and they told me I can't ever take it out overnight

01:26:58You have to be back by sunset all this stuff

01:27:00I'm like, I'm not used to these restrictions right Chicago's only city where you can take it out at night a night night

01:27:06So that's gonna go really well for Hank. Yeah, I will say that I I've spent a lot of time on boats never

01:27:12You know in charge of them and and going through that process has been a little bit a lot of responsibility

01:27:17You're gonna be captain. Yeah. Yes. What do you license up to?

01:27:21I got I got a Florida license. I don't really know what that means

01:27:24But they said that was the easiest one to get

01:27:28I'm excited to be on this boat with you

01:27:30Ryan basketball question if the Dallas Mavericks were a boat which part of the boat would each player be?

01:27:36Oh

01:27:37Wow Wow

01:27:40Well, I think Lucas is a couple twin Volvo Penta diesel engines nice

01:27:46right because you just

01:27:48Everybody knows everything runs better on diesel. Mm-hmm. So there's that

01:27:52I

01:27:54think PJ

01:27:56Would be the swim platform. Ooh

01:27:59Where you're like, hey, do you want to lower the swim platform?

01:28:02Like that's fucking awesome and feel like do you want to raise it back up?

01:28:06Like yeah, we could do that too. And then there's times you're like, oh, that's right

01:28:10We haven't used a swim platform in like six months. Yeah, but man, was it awesome when I was thinking about buying?

01:28:14Oh shit, the swim platform made another huge three from the corner. We forgot he was in the game

01:28:19Yeah, I think that's good. Everyone laughs when I got a swim platform

01:28:24Everyone wanted me to get something way cooler and splashier. Yeah, I said no you're gonna like that swim platform

01:28:29It's gonna work well with the boat. Yeah, and then yeah, and then everyone walks around being like how the hell did you get that?

01:28:33Slim swim platform. I didn't know that was on the market. I think Lively's the fenders. Okay

01:28:39Because there's just protection around the rim

01:28:42Good that's Kyrie the steering wheel

01:28:45Yeah

01:28:48Passed over Kyrie pretty quickly there. No, I'm waiting. I'm saving. Oh, okay. I want to get it, right. I

01:28:55think Derek Jones would be

01:28:58the

01:28:59Doc mate if you have some kind of remote for a bigger boat to be able to dock going in reverse

01:29:05Especially if you're by yourself

01:29:07I have a doc mate where it's like you don't always have to use it

01:29:10This feels a bit like a PJ thing, but man people love seeing me pull in a remote control

01:29:14They're like you could just do that from the back

01:29:16You can just do that on your own the remote and that's like a Derek Jones dunk where you're like, holy shit

01:29:21I almost forgot how amazing this guy is at dunking. You don't need it

01:29:25You don't necessarily need it, but people love to see it

01:29:27And when I bring out the little remote, they're like, how does that work? Like hey, check it out. Well things ready to go

01:29:33Is Kyrie the tender?

01:29:35What's that?

01:29:40Come on Hank fill this guy in Hank. What's the tender? You know the tender?

01:29:46Don't know a tender which is already back in school buddy

01:29:50Max what's a tender? That's not yeah, they don't need it for Florida waters. Yeah, that's why Florida left that part of the test

01:29:55It's the Dory dude

01:29:59That's a type of well

01:30:01Look, the tender is that if you have a big enough boat a tender is like the raft or the little 15-foot thing

01:30:07Drop down. So if you're boring life, but you want to sound cool. It's a lifeboat

01:30:12No, no, it's not a lifeboat. Oh, it's another boat that takes you to your boat

01:30:16Right, right

01:30:18So if you can't pull into a slip or you can't be in a marina, there's nowhere safe

01:30:23Surprised you haven't read Wide Wide Sea yet by Hampton sides

01:30:25I've done but if you I mean these guys in these big boats back in the day

01:30:29I mean they get too close to land

01:30:31But then they'd have to spend forever trying to figure out where they could actually anchor

01:30:35Properly and then they would take their boats in so the tender is

01:30:41It can really connect you to life

01:30:44but

01:30:45If you don't have it, you can feel as if you're on your own and and maybe you can't understand the terrain

01:30:53Well enough. Yeah, maybe that's kind of Kyrie. You're looking at the terrain

01:30:57You're like this looks like it's a round sphere, but then you have the tender and it's like actually it's all flat

01:31:04Yeah, cuz it's smaller and their perspectives are all different. Yeah. Yeah, not actually you're you're not navigating

01:31:09You're just short short tripping if you're on a big boat and you get to the dock you think that you're there

01:31:15But you're not ever actually there until you can get into the tender and actually arrive

01:31:20Doc, yes, but mooring. No, so the tender the tender connects you to life and exploration

01:31:27But it's certainly not the most important part of the voyage. Yeah, this is good

01:31:31That was very informative very informative very informative Ryan not to throw one at you here

01:31:36But you're good on your feet if Luca wins the title here. Would he be a top seven title run by a single player?

01:31:47Let me think just off the top of your head. Yeah single player

01:31:50Well, it depends on what you think of Kyrie and true the longest time. I think Kyrie's value was

01:31:56Well, he diminished it as much as anybody else ever did in your eyes

01:32:00Yeah, I don't have any time for people being like hey, you know, it's like wait

01:32:04What like we're all supposed to act like it was awesome the whole time all of these years

01:32:09Because he made some shots like give me a break

01:32:11So he's actually, you know in a weird way Kyrie if they were to win this whole thing and then everything that happens

01:32:18It's like he never really had to be a number one

01:32:20And he's gonna be praised as somebody as if he was misunderstood and somehow undervalued where I think anybody that's a basketball fan appreciates

01:32:27How incredibly skilled he is but when people start coming at you with like he's the most talented player of all time

01:32:32It's like okay. So then you're admitting that he's one of the most disappointing players ever. Yeah, true. Good point, right?

01:32:37Good point

01:32:37so

01:32:38Like if you're the best who have ever done this thing that we've seen thousands of players showcase their skills and he's better than every

01:32:44Single one of them and this is what his career has been to this point

01:32:46but we all know that winning cures all these things that winning actually

01:32:50Completely distorts to I think comical ways the way we'll talk about these accomplishments right after they happen

01:32:56Like we cannot help ourselves right after something happens and if Kyrie to win this title, it's gonna like be some really

01:33:03Like weird referendums on what we should have been doing while all the bad stuff was happening not for just one season

01:33:09But for multiple seasons of the guy looked like he didn't really care about playing basketball anymore

01:33:13So as far as Luka and what this will mean as a single person

01:33:18It's probably still not as good as Dirk's if you want to keep it with the Mavs

01:33:23because that team was that team was fascinating and

01:33:27Remember Cuban was like, okay great. We want a title. We finally did it. This is awesome, but we're really not this good

01:33:33So I'm not gonna resign everybody

01:33:35Yeah, so that's that's kind of a one-man thing

01:33:38I mean Wade still had a diminished version of Shaq, but he had Shaq and Wade was so incredible in that one run

01:33:46But that team isn't historically like one of these great all-time teams pretty quickly after that

01:33:51They were completely off the map for that one

01:33:55What other other ones that you're thinking of why?

01:33:59Kawaii with Toronto. Yeah, Bill Walton. I

01:34:02I was feeling 91 the 19 Toronto thing. It's like good for them

01:34:07But let's also be realistic about what happened at Golden State there. So yeah, true good point. That one feels a little different

01:34:13I mean if Tatum and Brown went down in the finals and then Luka wins a title

01:34:17We're not gonna look at that title the same way. Yeah, so you so I think you're saying he might be we might have a chance

01:34:23for top seven

01:34:25Right around time he goes crazy. Do you even know the other six?

01:34:29Mmm

01:34:30Bill Walton Bill Walton MJ 91

01:34:35Kawaii with the on the MJ stuff because I felt like the MJ doc started telling a story of Pippen that wasn't accurate for how

01:34:42It actually went down like Pippen. I know he had the MVP voting year. That was really impressive

01:34:46But I mean you tell me it is your favorite team

01:34:49I don't think Pippen was ever really talked about as being

01:34:53One of the four or five best players in the league consecutive seasons the way it felt like the last dance kind of told that

01:34:58Yeah, I mean I thought those are two different things

01:35:00He's like an all-time player, but he was never you never like that's the best player

01:35:04Yeah, like you said lead the best player on the team. Can he run his own team?

01:35:08I know obviously they got to the you know close but then you saw what happened

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01:36:30We there there's a couple that would come to mind if they did win in the finals the

01:36:34Jason kid nets would be probably top three. Mm-hmm

01:36:38Allen Iverson Sixers if they had won that that's probably number one. That was a crazy playoffs

01:36:43I guess you could throw a Kobe in there

01:36:45Lake which Kobe though Oh nine

01:36:47Yeah late Kobe, but pow got there in a way to turned everything around the power doesn't show up

01:36:52I don't even think I don't even know if Kobe has the last two rings. I think maybe something else happens, but

01:36:58The Iverson one sure, but the East stunk the East to scope back and look at that East. It was awful

01:37:04Yeah, I think we're talking ourselves into it. So who else we got

01:37:07Could be it. Well, it's none of the Warriors teams. It's none of the LeBron teams. What is Hank? They're just stat

01:37:13It's not the Celtics. It's not the Celtics in a way. What about what about LeBron when he beat the Warriors?

01:37:19Well, then you have Kyrie. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. It's true. But then but also so does Luca. Yeah a later version of Kyrie

01:37:27What about what about any bird or magic years? No, those teams are stacked. Yeah. All right

01:37:32So yeah spurs cool because he's got Kawhi the second time through all the other years is Parker Ginobili

01:37:39So I think we just made a

01:37:42Yeah, Janice is a good one 50-point game, but now we're just kind of naming players on the Raptors

01:37:48I said quiet in the Raptors. Yeah, but he Ryan said because everyone on the Warriors got hurt

01:37:52He doesn't count that as a title. That's fair. That's about that's pretty much what I said

01:37:56All right. I have a real question here

01:37:59Something weird has happened with this Celtics team in the fact that I think maybe it's because they've been around for so long

01:38:06that like

01:38:08The national media maybe is like trying to poke holes where it's like, are they under performing?

01:38:13I I'm in a gambling chat and someone dropped a note last night that I don't thought was pretty interesting

01:38:20Basically the Celtics in this run with Tatum and Brown have only underperformed twice and it was against the Heat in

01:38:272000 or 2020 and the Heat in 2023 every other series that they've been favored they've won and

01:38:34There's a couple that they were underdogs and they won

01:38:37So what what is it about it?

01:38:39Is it because they've been they went so far so early that they've been around for so long that we like

01:38:44Like why haven't these guys won a title when you can actually look at it?

01:38:48And I know you like to do this where it's like tell the story they ran into a LeBron team

01:38:51They ran into you know, the Nets when they were very close to beating the Bucs that year the Bucs won

01:38:57So like what is it? It's everything you just said. We completely agree. There's almost an

01:39:03unwarranted hangover with this team where if this was the first version like say they were a

01:39:0748 win team and it's like a Tatum and Brown are pretty good and it's like wait

01:39:11They added presingas and they added

01:39:12Drew holiday and they won 60 plus games and they smashed all these teams and their point

01:39:17Differential is that we're with all these other historic teams that won titles and are some of the I think that's on that list

01:39:23You look at those teams

01:39:24You're like those are might be four of the five best teams

01:39:26You've ever seen in NBA history and the Celtics are plugged in there, too

01:39:28I think they'd be talked about a little bit differently

01:39:31But I'm as guilty of this as anyone whether it's daily shows and all the stuff that I used to have to do or still

01:39:35Do now is that you're trying to think of all these different storylines?

01:39:37Look, what does this mean?

01:39:38What does this mean?

01:39:39But I've said it before when they were in the Western

01:39:41excuse me when they're in the Eastern Conference finals at 17 they were the people thought they were going to that year kind of

01:39:45rebuilding and

01:39:46Then that's when people were going Brad Stevens for president and the absurd

01:39:51topics of like how many players do you take before you take Brad Stevens because of

01:39:552017 and guys are trying to say like maybe four or five players then I take Brad Stevens. I love Brad Stevens

01:40:01That's one of the dumbest things we've said in modern NBA history where you'd be like, I'll take Brad over the other

01:40:07445 guys that's ridiculous, but that's the kind of stuff we were doing because they're like wait

01:40:12Wow, how are the Celtics already this good and then you see what happens to him in 17 when they play LeBron?

01:40:16It's like oh wait, like they're not that good and they still went seven, right?

01:40:20That was an 18

01:40:21They went seven where I mean really came down to the last few possessions and the Celtics could have gotten to the finals there

01:40:26And that was without Kyrie

01:40:29because he wasn't there for the game and

01:40:32So I think them being ahead of schedule early has led to

01:40:38more

01:40:40Concerned and perhaps warranted of like as if they're this seven-year failure prior prior to what happens here

01:40:462020 I felt like more of a toss-up as opposed to the gambling odds

01:40:502023 was was devastating. Yeah, that was the bat was that was horrifying

01:40:55So you have 22 where you're like, I don't know if I really trust these guys to close out against curry and it doesn't happen

01:41:0223 is a disaster. So I think 22 and 23 are baked into some of the I

01:41:08Think some of the concerns are warranted look

01:41:10I've watched them all season long and there are moments where I'm like, what are you guys gonna do?

01:41:13Just gonna I so in this huge possession and then nobody's gonna move and nobody's gonna pass like are you gonna fall into these traps?

01:41:18If the three-point shots don't fall like that has to be concerned for anybody that's watched him

01:41:22But I feel like it's it's added layers

01:41:26That have nothing to do with the 24 roster because this is the best team of all of these teams

01:41:31They've had throughout this entire run. However short they've come up in the conference final

01:41:35Yeah, and it's it's it's funny too because it that's like the big picture Celtics and then the small picture is that

01:41:42Jason Tatum, I don't remember a finals where it's like, yes, obviously legacies are always a you know on the line

01:41:48But if the Celtics lose this it's Jason Tatum. We told you he's not that good and if the Celtics win this

01:41:55he's gonna go play the Olympics and then get a supermax which will be the biggest contract at the time before Lucas signs his and

01:42:02Then we're gonna have the conversation is Jason Tatum the best player in the league because you know, that's coming so it's like the

01:42:08Volatility of this finals for him personally is absolutely insane

01:42:12Totally totally agree

01:42:14I mean think about it this way and how absurd this can all be is and this is why I I try to push back

01:42:19On it, but at the same time too, it's not like you've memorized every little intricate detail of all these players

01:42:23We're like, well, yeah, but in 83 when Tony, you know, we're like what?

01:42:26Tatum can play the exact same series, right? You play the exact same series you come down in the last few possessions and

01:42:32They could lose in game seven. Luca is better than everybody else. I don't think there's really any debate about that

01:42:37I mean other than Jokic but as far as the series like there is a I think a significant gap between Tatum and

01:42:42Luca, even if the numbers would tell you it's a little bit closer

01:42:45But Tatum could be great the whole time

01:42:47Conversely Luca could be great the whole time and then the opposing team hits that one big shot towards the end and then we act

01:42:52Like that player is completely different

01:42:54Not so much even for Luca because I think most people look at this and be like, okay

01:42:58This is a nice little reminder that last year

01:43:00Was fluky and he's probably the best offensive bet for one possession of any player in the league

01:43:05But the Tatum thing is gonna be weird because I'm gonna go like, all right. Well, he's awesome

01:43:10He's awesome. Like it's awesome to have Jason Tatum as your best player, but I'm not gonna start putting him ahead of Giannis and SGA

01:43:17It'll be interesting to see how far somebody goes with it because somebody like Jason Tatum

01:43:20It'll be interesting to see how far somebody goes with it because somebody like people won't be able to help themselves

01:43:24The morning after it happens, but my general point is the player is usually the same

01:43:30But the outcome is different and history is only you remember the winners

01:43:33but then we have to add this other part of like

01:43:35Well, can't Tatum just still be awesome and be like a top seven guy like no. No, do you not understand the rules?

01:43:40Yeah, right. We've we've we've got to say would you rather have him than SGA which I think would be wrong

01:43:45Even if he wins it. Yeah, I think the rules are if he wins if he wins finals MVP Celtics win

01:43:51Then he's the number one two or three player in the nba

01:43:55If he loses then he's outside the top 10 entirely and a bum and he won't be outside the top 10

01:44:00These are the rules. That'd be a fraud, right?

01:44:03These are the rules. Yeah. No i'm saying if he loses we will drop him

01:44:07I I can I can sense hank you can't get to 10. You can't be reasonable. I'm not saying you're wrong

01:44:12Right, it's 10. No problem. I will try to get to 10. Give me give me the hypothetical tatum

01:44:16Loses the series in six

01:44:19Okay, so we got yokich, yep, we got donchage yep, we've got bead and bead

01:44:25Uh sga, why does he always get a pass for just never being good?

01:44:30Oh, hey, hey, shut the fuck up. Hold on. We're just doing this hypothetical. We're doing a hypothetical and bead. So that's four

01:44:36uh

01:44:38Wait, wait, we did yokich. Yeah

01:44:40Yokich donchage twice and bead yannis sga. That's five

01:44:45Anthony edwards next up next michael. Jordan. That's six. Mm-hmm. Uh, jalen brown played better than tatum in the finals. So he's at seven

01:44:52Yeah, that's true. Uh, you gotta put kd in there still too kd

01:44:55You gotta put him in there out of respect lebron lebron great player and anthony davis

01:44:59I was gonna say james harden, but yeah, it's hard. It's zion too. He doesn't get hurt

01:45:05If he doesn't get hurt look out trey young

01:45:08Listen, I can I love trey. Yeah, I can yell trey

01:45:11Deputy

01:45:12Yeah, I can keep these. Oh kurt steph. We didn't say steph. Oh steph

01:45:15Oh, we're gonna be like 15 if you let us keep going. Yeah, tatum maxi the maxi tyrese

01:45:20Maxi warmed up. Max just did max say max

01:45:23Maxi jalen brunson brunson great point. Absolutely. Jalen brunson point say what you want about he would never lose in the finals. Yep

01:45:30Yep. Nope. He definitely won't lose in the finals. Yes. Yes, he will not lose. Uh, you didn't mention my guy booker

01:45:36Yeah, devin booker he's above him. Yeah. Oh wemby. What the fuck are we doing? Wemby might be number one guaranteed

01:45:43Yeah, we it's easy. This is an easy game to play. This is light work

01:45:47I'll admit I have a problem with mb being named so soon. Oh, there we go

01:45:51I just want that stated for the record. Why is that right?

01:45:53Curious to know your thoughts on why you don't think mb should be top three

01:45:57I'm over it. Oh

01:46:00Okay, go off

01:46:01Max moving forward on mute your mic max put the camera on yourself. Yeah, put the camera

01:46:05This is a max versus rusillo 1v1

01:46:08Here because he gets hurt. No, i'm i'm willing to understand the the argument that he gets hurt

01:46:14Oh, wow

01:46:16The guy who's understanding the glass we say he's made out of glass max

01:46:20He's got a fucking bell's palsy. Like how are we supposed to predict bell's palsy in the playoffs?

01:46:26All right. What does that have to do with like someone's like medical like consistency? Okay, but what about

01:46:32What about everything else?

01:46:34All right. He still had a good playoffs, you know, you can get bell's palsy from using crutches too much

01:46:38All right, so that's a fact so so russell you're over it. That's your that's your opening statement to max

01:46:43To the world to the world

01:46:45And what what what would be your your follow-up to over it?

01:46:49so zach low who we all love and have a tremendous amount of respect for he was

01:46:53I mean, we can't I love like I can't get enough of the top five stuff

01:46:57Okay, I make myself do it before the season starts and I make myself updated again during the season

01:47:01I'm a little bit more stubborn with it where I feel like

01:47:04Like if luca were to win this

01:47:07Forget yokich, right?

01:47:08Like that guy's just invisible and it's like luke is the best player

01:47:11Like there's not going to be enough room on the luke is the best player and i'm going to like emphatically

01:47:14I may even tweet out be like yokich is still the best player in the world. Just want to remind everybody

01:47:18Not a big deal. I have luca too. I voted luca too for mvp

01:47:22but when it comes to mb

01:47:23I think for the longest time because I think a lot of us that were were neutral or fans were huge fans of

01:47:30the personality

01:47:32Felt bad about all the different injuries

01:47:35felt bad about

01:47:37People giving him shit for being upset after the toronto series

01:47:40And then ben simmons taking swipes at him and then ben simmons mentally shutting down and never being the same except posting workout videos all the time

01:47:48And then ben simmons posting another thing when the sixers had lost the playoffs and he's fucking at home doing nothing

01:47:54Like trolling the sixers and imbeed

01:47:57I was team imbeed for a really long time

01:47:59I voted mvp two years ago and I had a really hard time with that vote because I just didn't know I was like

01:48:03are you gonna feel great about this the way the rest of it played out, but

01:48:07part of it's just because of how

01:48:10Aggressive, I think sixers fans were about the imbeed yokich argument where I felt like they just really weren't even watching yokich

01:48:16But were totally comfortable just dissing him the entire time as if it was insufferable or actually they were insufferable

01:48:22Insulting to suggest that anybody was better than imbeed and like at this point

01:48:27Like what am I supposed to do with him zach lowe was like he's irrefutably in the top four and I was like

01:48:31Let's refute. Yeah, let's let's refute because it is at least the way I have it is I have it as as yokich

01:48:39Luca janice sga you could flip a coin with I think it's those four

01:48:44and

01:48:45That fifth spot is not reserved for imbeed for me anymore in the way that it was prior to this season

01:48:51I mean at some point man this season. He was incredible

01:48:55When he played this year, he was awesome. It was the best year of his career. What are you talking about?

01:48:59This might be that this might be the best

01:49:0233 11 and 6 in the playoffs this year better than fucking tatum's averages in the playoffs this we might have

01:49:09And I just sent you guys a stat about tatum. Yeah, I saw that I saw that we'll get to that

01:49:13This might be the best new debate show because rusillo just comes in calmly with facts and then you just have an idiot

01:49:18screaming into a microphone

01:49:21I like max first of all

01:49:23but I

01:49:24Sensed a tone change from max from the first time when we talked about imbeed to it's like he needed to get warmed up

01:49:31So yeah, yeah good to have you here

01:49:33uh

01:49:35How about this I don't give a fuck what any of his stats are

01:49:39I just don't give a shit his per was actually on track to be like the greatest single per of anyone

01:49:45I mean, those are incredible. I know what the numbers are. I know what the final totals are

01:49:49You know what? I'm sick of seeing

01:49:51I'm sick of seeing playoff games

01:49:53Where I need him to figure out a way to unlock the possession and get him into his stuff on his own

01:49:59In a way that I don't think he's capable of doing the way other guys are

01:50:02He's just not and part of it's like the center position

01:50:05He's this incredibly skilled guy for his size, which is what attracts us to what's possible with him

01:50:12But i've just watched enough. I'm not going to debate people on this anymore. I've been saying it for fucking years

01:50:17catch

01:50:18late possession

01:50:19Dribble bring a late double

01:50:22He's just he hasn't figured out some of the stuff that he needs to do to get me beyond the 30 15 and all the awesome

01:50:28Shooting numbers that you get any mb guy can beat me over the head with all sorts of stats

01:50:33I'm asking you if you're a sixers fan. Do you feel super comfortable in those moments where it's up to him?

01:50:40I don't if you do

01:50:42Congrats to you for having unwavering faith, but I don't I want to know how many players like that you are comfortable

01:50:47Well, I have a question are you like

01:50:49Jason tatum no matter what is the only guy on the court every single time you go to him you're comfortable

01:50:55I think he can get himself into something easier than mb can I think mb is still a dependent

01:51:01I think in those possessions. I think mb is still someone

01:51:04That is kind of dependent upon someone getting him to where he needs to go to work from and that's just a simple big

01:51:11Guard perimeter. Yes, max. That's what you need to

01:51:14That's what you need to say is that there's no center in the league that could do what russell is talking about

01:51:20Oh fuck there is

01:51:21yokich

01:51:23Oh, damn it

01:51:24the guy's sixers fan shit on for two straight years and then saw him in the finals and

01:51:28I just can't believe some of the sixer stuff. Oh, man

01:51:32Shit, I was trying to defend max there ryan. I got

01:51:35I guess I know too much ball. Yogic is good

01:51:38Yogic is good

01:51:44All right, hank, do you have any questions for rusillo hank is hank is

01:51:49He's been through a roller coaster these playoffs

01:51:51He was very scared of the heat game two

01:51:54Got him to a point that we hated seeing where we had to drag cocky hank back out of him

01:52:00He's now back to cocky hank. He know he he's feeling himself

01:52:05uh, but I know he also deep down like there's a lot of pressure because

01:52:08Like we said the cells have been around for a long time here in this iteration have not won anything

01:52:14Everyone's going to talk about the east being so easy

01:52:17He knows how much is at stake for him personally

01:52:19He said he might not he might just disappear from the internet if the cells don't win this series

01:52:24so hank

01:52:26Get your worries out to rusillo. How important is game one like can they lose game one and still win the series? Yes, absolutely

01:52:34Because that that that so you're scared. That's how he's just you're so scared one

01:52:39You're terrified. I am thinking about one game at a time. We need it to start

01:52:43No, but you can't win two until you win one

01:52:44You're not thinking about one game at a time because you're saying if we if we lose game one, can we still win?

01:52:49You're already thinking about game two russo is game one a must winner or can't lose

01:52:56Blame pie. Yeah. Geez

01:52:59Yeah, I don't know. Uh, I don't think it's

01:53:02I think it's more important for dallas to get that first one. Oh

01:53:06Okay, so can dallas win the series if they lose game one?

01:53:09Yeah, what oh because yeah home court, how's that work?

01:53:14Because no, they would lose and they have one can they win six other chances to get four

01:53:19Yeah, they've still got you know, they've got their home games. Yeah all ahead of them

01:53:23You can drive one. Does anyone here? Does anyone here think that like one team is severely better than the other one?

01:53:29I team yes, I

01:53:31I'm betting on the celtics to win easily. Um, just so I can get really mad at the celtics when they don't I think the celtics

01:53:38Team is better than the mavericks. I think luka is better than everyone else on the celtics team

01:53:44Hank, you raised your hand in the background. You think there's a pretty big gap between boston and dallas?

01:53:48yeah, I do which makes me scared if you know because you know in the past the celtics have kind of

01:53:53Tightened up in some of these big games

01:53:54So and they know they're the better team and if you know somehow they drop one of the games early

01:53:58Then they're going to tighten up. That's my that's my biggest fear. They're the better team and they know that

01:54:04But you lose one a game maybe it's a close game and all of a sudden like things get tight pressure pressure gets turned up

01:54:10Pressure creates diamonds. Yeah, I

01:54:13I'm in 22

01:54:15I pick golden state the statistical models were all over boston

01:54:18I mean some of the models were absurd how much they love the celtics and their chances of winning the finals

01:54:23And I was like god, this feels like really dismissive

01:54:26of who golden state is

01:54:28this time around

01:54:30I don't want to be dismissive of dallas because I don't know that you can look at any of the year-long stats

01:54:33they're two completely different teams they have

01:54:37Bottled up some really good offensive players here in the playoffs. They you know, they

01:54:42They shut down an oklahoma city team that you thought like, okay

01:54:45at least they're gonna score like can you really turn off of their offense and

01:54:49Other than sga going crazy like that game for sga like that's not supposed to happen hit every mid-range shot

01:54:56Just start pulling up because he knew he had to do it all on himself because

01:55:00Of how good the defense has been from derrick jones and pj taking on

01:55:04Sga and the rim protection and kairi being like more aware and locked in off the ball and showing like real effort for the first

01:55:11Time that I think i've seen in like six years from him defensively because I think he's had some decent moments in the past

01:55:16And where luca who's not good defensively? It hasn't been an issue and he hasn't been targeted

01:55:20I have a ton of respect for them

01:55:23But I just feel like boston can attack him in a way that hasn't happened before

01:55:27uh, at least in these playoffs and maybe they figure it out, but I

01:55:30i've just seen too many series man where

01:55:32Game one happens and then everyone thinks that the rest of the series is going to go the way game one goes

01:55:37It's just not the way sports work 48 hours later. And also you'd have to think if boston's down

01:55:43That because they've been through this

01:55:46before

01:55:47That has to mean something it has to mean something that drew holidays been through some of the stuff not with this group

01:55:52But all the years that he's been in milwaukee

01:55:55And my favorite thing i've ever learned from this is like when you're down and the other team is close to you and talent

01:56:01That other team should be so motivated to not be blowing the series

01:56:06and look, the minnesota series could have gone a couple different ways if minnesota just

01:56:11Didn't screw up with the basketball down the stretch

01:56:13But luke is the best closer in the game and that's kind of what you're faced with

01:56:16So if it ends up being a bunch of close games

01:56:19And boston's not hitting three-point shots like this could easily go dallas's way

01:56:23But I still think boston has more options than they faced so far if someone on the celtics was going to win

01:56:29Finals mvp not named jason tatum or jalen brown. Who do you think it would be?

01:56:35Uh

01:56:37I I think because derek white could probably be somebody they ignore

01:56:41And he hits a ton of threes

01:56:43But remember the final stuff becomes like almost heisman momenty

01:56:47Like whether it's the quarterback super bowl thing or it's a leading scorer best player

01:56:51Whatever we'll give it to tatum give it to luca

01:56:53but

01:56:54there have been other times where I think like

01:56:56Jalen brown won the easter conference finals mvp because of the three-point shot and then I think finding derek white for that other big three

01:57:03Against the pacers. I think tatum's clearly more important the way other teams defend

01:57:07They're more worried about tatum first and then jaylen second same thing happened against miami with hero on jaylen brown and then caleb martin on tatum

01:57:15Same thing happened against cleveland where strew starts on jaylen brown and recoros on tatum

01:57:19They actually switched that one because brown was going off and then with the pacers

01:57:23They had neesmith who's their best equipped bigger wing. He starts out on tatum and I think that should matter

01:57:31Somewhat, uh when you're looking at who's actually dictating what's happening in all of these games

01:57:35Yeah, it the finals mvp becomes a popularity vote unless your name's steph curry. Yeah, I still hate the 15 vote so much

01:57:41I hate that vote like it's like yeah, but he would allah you're like what it's such a funny trivia

01:57:47That he right and it turns into something finals mvp. Yeah defense though defense is important. Yeah defense is important

01:57:55What about the coaches? Yeah, can you give us a breakdown of uh of strengths weaknesses of kid and mizula?

01:58:02I think kids strengths are

01:58:03something where it's like

01:58:06There's never going to be a moment where he's ever going to be

01:58:09Thrown off by any of it, right?

01:58:12He's played in the finals

01:58:15He's coached a few different stops. I think the broadcast has done a good job in talking about how

01:58:21There's just this

01:58:23Respect that you're going to have for kid that you're not going to have for other coaches, you know pro athletes

01:58:28I mean big cat knows he's friends with tons of them

01:58:31These guys will absolutely stop listening to you the second they think they should stop listening to you

01:58:35And usually that'll start with somebody you were like, what did this guy do again?

01:58:38He fucking played at west virginia. Like what you know, where the other side it's jason kid

01:58:43and

01:58:45It's not really the x's and o's as much as it's

01:58:49Getting the message across to these guys, but I think in a series

01:58:55the coaches that

01:58:57Is that

01:58:58It's this fine line of like hey, this is who we've been this we've been this entire season

01:59:02This is where we're at now

01:59:03So let's not freak out when luca burns us on the thing that we want to do defensively. Let's not burn

01:59:10through a bunch of different looks just because a guy hit a three in the corner, but then

01:59:14I think some coaches are just like I had all these plans and I told myself I was going to follow the course and now

01:59:20None of the things I was prepping for working out this way

01:59:22So let's like change everything and then the players are like wait, what the fuck are we doing?

01:59:27We we've mapped this out. We said these are going to be our rules

01:59:30We said this is how we're going to send help or not send help to luca and now tj

01:59:33Washington hits three shots in the first quarter and we're going to start scrambling as if the whole playbook is thrown out

01:59:39and I don't think kid would ever be that way and

01:59:43you know, missoula is a tougher scouting report because

01:59:46It just hasn't been around as long and the team is loaded

01:59:49yeah, couldn't you say that that's actually a strength of missoula as well where he has his system and he just keep because like

01:59:54The celtics when they don't shoot well from three can look like the worst team in the nba

01:59:59Like they've had it a couple times in these playoffs or twice

02:00:03But he's like this is our system. We're going to keep doing it

02:00:05It's not we're not going to just change it because we they're not changing that. Yeah

02:00:08I think you're absolutely right and like maybe stubborn is the wrong word there

02:00:12but

02:00:13when you think about the body of work here

02:00:14You'd be like wait you want me to do something different because there's going to be a night a few threes don't go in

02:00:18I think my biggest issue with the celtics

02:00:21And we've talked about the closing part of it and there was that atlanta regular season loss where I was like

02:00:24Are you guys seriously going to do this?

02:00:26Like you're serious like when they blew the game to cleveland

02:00:29And the other part of the lesson here is that we don't really have that many games like this

02:00:32To really even point to and then with any dallas bad stretches

02:00:35We just kind of erase them because you're like, okay, well, they closed the season 12 and 3 they had this incredible defense

02:00:41So what is there really to critique?

02:00:43But the analogy that i've i've used before is if you have a really special score, okay

02:00:48And he's getting his 22 shots up a game

02:00:51You know, there's going to be five shots in there where you're like, what were you thinking on that?

02:00:56Like that's just a contested shot. You missed a read here

02:01:00This was too early to shock like like what are you doing?

02:01:02But the problem is and it's not really even a problem but like that's almost a tax not to get into that topic

02:01:07That's a tax those five shots that you don't love

02:01:11Are all baked into the rest of the shots

02:01:15We're like I can't believe he made that or I can't even believe he was confident in his abilities enough to even take this

02:01:20shot, especially in a playoff game

02:01:22Where you're going to need guys taking really difficult shots because other guys are just not going to be as comfortable

02:01:27And that's what the superstar is tasked with the celtics from a team standpoint

02:01:31I'll watch all these games and I know they're going to shoot a million threes and they do a great job of just

02:01:37Stretching the defense out in all of these different corners

02:01:41But there's also going to be five or seven threes really

02:01:44I know you are really three-point happy and I know everybody has a green light

02:01:47but that was like 16 seconds left in the shot clock and you took that one like into the break off or dribble and you

02:01:52Didn't even look at what the defense was presenting you and you decided that was the best shot and it was way too early

02:01:58So even though their overall shot quality is really really high

02:02:01Um, I guess i'm being a little too stubborn with it. I mean stubborn again isn't really the right word but

02:02:07Being too critical of of the handful of possessions that every team is going to have in every big game

02:02:11You're like what the hell was that?

02:02:12But did anybody make you take that bad shot or you just decided to go ahead and take it?

02:02:17And that's been the green light part of the celtics team

02:02:19Yeah

02:02:20All right

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02:02:32Uh promo code take my last question for you. Ryan is uh, do you have

02:02:37uh

02:02:38Numbers that you can share with us, uh in terms of in the gym right now. What are we currently working with?

02:02:44Okay, obviously, uh, you always get the injury stuff with me, but got uh, no excuses

02:02:48You can't do that after you did the imbeed stuff. That's fair

02:02:52Well, if he put up 24

02:02:53Reps at 225. Let me know. Oh

02:02:57Ryan, we're still i'm over it

02:03:00I'm over it always hurt

02:03:01I always heard always does it as a caveat for his bench press almost killed himself building a squat rack in his garage

02:03:07Over it. No, i'm not dying today

02:03:11Not dying like this. You should actually do that as a script

02:03:15A guy who dies no at the end of the movie. No, you're like it's like lone survivor, but it's just ryan

02:03:19Russo versus squat rack. I've got one for sale if anybody's interested. Okay, what are you squatting these days?

02:03:25Oh, I haven't squatted now for a while

02:03:28I can tell we could tell on your legs over it

02:03:32We could tell I saw I saw those pictures and I we could tell I commented using several burners like yeah

02:03:37We could tell we staple these twigs to russell's torso

02:03:40I feel like you passed over that bench press number kind of quick 225 24 times

02:03:45I asked somebody for a spot and then he was like, what do you that happens?

02:03:48Because I was like i'm feeling it today. I was like I feel really good today

02:03:52I was like, let me see what I could do. Let's see

02:03:54Let's see what happens and I just you know what I did

02:03:57Towards the end I was struggling and I went

02:03:59Choose to be strong. Oh

02:04:02Strength is a choice. That's good

02:04:04Mind over matter. Yeah. Yeah, so I was I was like wait, how many more do you have? I go? Hey, why don't you just?

02:04:10Choose to be strong choose strength

02:04:13Hashtag it's a great hashtag choose strength. Yes. Um,

02:04:17Speaking of hey, what happened with billy football on a few different fronts?

02:04:21All right, where do you want to start his his political career seemed quick derailed? Yes, he got derailed

02:04:26I was I was rude what happened? I was rooting for billy

02:04:29he was trying to get the signatures necessary to be the republican candidate in new york's third district and uh,

02:04:35He ran up against the establishment who challenged all of his signatures

02:04:39And they found uh a couple errors in the signatures with like addresses things like that

02:04:45Basically, they had lawyers billy didn't have lawyers

02:04:47So they just kept suing him and filing court cases against him to the point where billy was like I can't do this

02:04:52I can't pay for it anymore. That sucks. Okay

02:04:57Yeah, uh the fire fest guy challenged him a fight or was he just trying to promote his brand I think

02:05:02Safe to say he's promoting his brand. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he wants anything to do with billy

02:05:07I mean i've seen the footage. No. Yeah, I I mean, well, I mean, I mean you're billy. Yeah

02:05:11Yeah, so I don't know because because fire fest billy just won his first kickboxing match

02:05:16He knocked the dude out. So the fire he did. Yeah, the fire fest guy wants to kick box

02:05:21Billy is just a he's a prize fighter

02:05:23Yeah, we can't sanction a kickboxing fight and we also I think after the jose conseco

02:05:28Uh fight we made a hard and fast rule. Don't do the fight business with guys who are known schemers

02:05:35Do you think the fire fist guy's a known schemer?

02:05:39Let's hear him out

02:05:40You are in the fight game though. It is true. There's always there's always some gray area. Yeah, that is true. That is true

02:05:47imagine if the fire fest guy

02:05:49kicked billy football's ass I

02:05:51Think he'd be the new billy football. Yeah, we'd have to hire him. He'd have to get the surname football

02:05:57Oh, I don't want to see that. No, I don't want to see that either

02:06:00we shared it on the pod today and I know everybody has to run here, but

02:06:04I like to update different confrontations that I have throughout my life because i've gotten to a point where i'll just say like hey

02:06:09I think I think you're doing this wrong

02:06:11Like instead of stewing and being quiet like how we mostly do and be like, you know

02:06:14I gotta worry about myself here a little bit. I'm gonna just say hey

02:06:17I was at the

02:06:18Equinox in soho and some kid had the rope pull down

02:06:23I asked if he was using it was on the ground

02:06:25And he was using a different attachment on the cable and he said yeah

02:06:27I am going to use it and I was like if it's on the ground and he's like, yeah, i'm using it

02:06:32I was like, okay. I already sized him up dickhead probably went to choke across

02:06:36So I got my timer going to keep my pace

02:06:40Lined up with my goals

02:06:42and

02:06:43Five minutes go by my timer. He hasn't touched the ropes the rope pull down thing. So I just grabbed it

02:06:48He's like, whoa, what are you what are you doing?

02:06:50And I was like you realize what you're doing?

02:06:52I was like, do you realize that if everybody did this like took future accessories and pile them up around them?

02:06:57So that you wouldn't have to wait that would fuck up the entire ecosystem

02:07:01We have here right and he still just could not understand he could not understand that. I thought what he was doing was wrong

02:07:07So the other night wanted to swing a golf club first time since calf tear

02:07:11um

02:07:13seventh hole

02:07:14I'm lining up a putt on the green par three at night here in la

02:07:17And the guy hits right onto the green and I go. Hmm. That's weird. All right, whatever par three rules are out the door

02:07:23Nice shot

02:07:24And then I was like, maybe it's a one-off

02:07:27I blade my tee shot on eight. He's walking up sees it goes nice shot

02:07:32And I was like wait what i'm like am I actually getting the business from this kid?

02:07:36And then as I walk from the tee box to my tee shot, which is just behind the green

02:07:39I was gonna have to chip up over this mound to get it back on I did save par

02:07:43And uh as i'm walking down the fairway, he just tees off again and actually sticks it

02:07:49Right at the pin

02:07:50And so then I wait till nine I go. What the fuck are you doing?

02:07:53He's like i'm sorry, sir. I'm, just very confident in my abilities

02:07:59Right and I went like and he was athletic as an athletic build and I was just looking at him

02:08:06and I thought

02:08:07To your point about sizing people up. I was like well if he's that good at golf, he can't be tough

02:08:13Yeah, yeah, that's a good point, right? Right? Yeah

02:08:16Yeah, if you're really really good, like if you're if you hit a couple good shots every now and again

02:08:21Then you can it's really good be an athlete

02:08:23Yeah, the fluid like the fluid nature of a swing is not a tough guy thing

02:08:27He's got to practice a lot of golf probably hangs out with other golfers. Yeah, that's what I said to him

02:08:32I go if you're this good, then you should know what you're doing is kind of fucking

02:08:36Stupid I was like, what what what do you think what's gonna happen here?

02:08:39And what he's like, I just really wanted to play with you man and like condescending tiktok voice and I went all right

02:08:45And I was like, okay and my favorite thing to do is like, oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm wrong

02:08:50I'm the wrong one here for being annoyed by the shit you're doing and then um

02:08:55as I

02:08:57Finished up on 10. I was talking to these other guys because he's like, yeah, he yelled in my back swing

02:09:01and then his final act of defiance is he hit his

02:09:05T-shot off a 10 and as we were walking away from the green

02:09:09He screams for the top of his lungs and his shot was like on the total other side of the green

02:09:14Hmm, I kind of like it

02:09:18There's some good pranks that's that's a good bit I like this guy

02:09:22I kind of want to be friends with him right the uh

02:09:24The story of at the gym you texted me that because that was the night after the wisconsin jmu game that we went to

02:09:31Yeah, speaking of confrontation, yeah the never ending but but when you when you texted that to me

02:09:36You were like i'm hung over got into a verbal altercation at the gym

02:09:39It made me realize one of the best cures for a hangover that no one ever talks about

02:09:43Getting into an altercation with someone. Yes

02:09:46It gets your blood adrenaline. You get like clear your brain turns clear. It eliminates all the fog to it

02:09:53I like to jerk off instead of that. But yeah smoke weed. Yeah jack off or get into a verbal alter altercation in public

02:09:59Yeah, it's a safe one a safe one controlled area because you right because getting stabbed would probably make the hangover

02:10:04The hangover part would go away, but then you're gonna have different issues

02:10:07but

02:10:08I love these little moments because I

02:10:10As i've aged I start to think more of us are aligned. Yeah, more of us want the right things

02:10:15more of us

02:10:17And I just think we need to develop fuck up island

02:10:19Yeah, did you ever watch like moonraker and james bond?

02:10:22The guy just wanted to blow up the whole planet and start over with a bunch of tall hot blondes

02:10:27That's aggressive

02:10:28But if you just had hey, you guys want a guy that did that

02:10:32Yeah, you guys just want to you just want to punk each other and get in each other's way

02:10:37Scam systems and fuck everything up for everybody else make fraudulent insurance claims

02:10:43Like here's fuck up island

02:10:44You guys just all live there and you can all deal with each other and all the consequences

02:10:48While the rest of us that don't want to be like that'll be over here. Maybe we'll get some more stuff done

02:10:52So that was a perfect ending because you just you came up with fire fest

02:10:55No, I came up with billy football's new campaign strategy of fuck up island. I think you can't buy houses anymore

02:11:01I think you just invented jail. Yeah

02:11:04australia, yeah future

02:11:07Reinvented maybe australia rebranding. Yeah

02:11:10All right. Well ryan, you're the best. Uh, we love having you on. Hopefully we'll see you soon. Maybe grit week

02:11:16so

02:11:17Uh, yeah, well, I don't know sans boat

02:11:19We'll see maybe you can rent something maybe hank will have a lead on something and we can have him captain it

02:11:24Yeah, oh, that would be so emasculating

02:11:26What if you still had your boat and hank just stepped onto he's like i'll take this from here, right?

02:11:30Yeah, captain hanks aboard. Don't worry

02:11:33Would be tough, but i'd know that florida training in a second. Yeah

02:11:36Oh, man. All right. Thanks. Ryan

02:11:38Thanks guys

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02:12:54Okay, henry. Let's finish up with guys on chicks dudes on chicks

02:12:59Dude, dude, that's gonna rock so hard so hard. No. No hank. You're did you hear that pft?

02:13:05Hank is he's mocking hank is i'm echoing. That was the definition of an echo

02:13:09I think that hank thinks his job is to just uh, tell people why all their ideas are not realistic

02:13:14Yeah, can everyone who's insane? This is this is this is insane insane

02:13:19Please tweet me if you think I should let hank come to dude fest because his attitude stinks

02:13:24about dude fest

02:13:26Imagine being on the wrong side of history at dude fest. What have I done or said that would

02:13:32Suggest i'm on the like anti dude fest a lot just play it back. Yeah, i'm just trying to i'm trying to

02:13:38Iron out your thoughts. Hey, do you want to come to dude fest? Of course? Are you sure? Yes

02:13:44Do you want to present a dude fest?

02:13:46We should yeah, we should we should do uh a dart like a nine darter. I've got an idea for the challenge for the start of it

02:13:55I've got an idea from the start of it. Yeah, hank you want to lead everybody and I want to stand with you on a mountain

02:14:00Yes on the end of the song. Uh truly madly deeply. Do you want to do it? Yeah, i'd love to unfortunately

02:14:05We don't have you got cut again. So darts is a great idea. Hank. You're backing on dude fest max

02:14:11Do you want to do truly badly deeply? I'd love to okay, great

02:14:14That's something where we should pay like we there's certain budgets like

02:14:19Big-time weightlifter. We need to pay for that

02:14:23and uh the guy who whistles we got to pay for him and

02:14:28Darts, we should get a couple professional darters

02:14:32Hey pmt guys, my boyfriend and I always discuss this. Would you rather?

02:14:36Would you rather all of your teams win this year and never again or let it play out as it normally would?

02:14:42Both ways you don't know about the choice that would be made. Thanks guys. Love the show

02:14:48Yeah, this is definitely dude. There's no way that

02:14:50So are you saying his girlfriend all my all my teams win?

02:14:53This is a guy and his buddy in one calendar year and then it never happens again

02:14:58I know it's never gonna happen again. No, you don't

02:15:01I don't know that it's never gonna happen. Don't know it's gonna happen again or that it's never gonna happen

02:15:05Uh, I think you gotta take the year. It would be a great year

02:15:09Well because all right i'm thinking about all all my teams

02:15:13So i'm thinking about my college teams, too

02:15:15And I don't think that my college teams are ever going to win a title

02:15:17So i'm basically getting a guaranteed one that I would never get

02:15:21Right. So the way i'm breaking it down i've been fortunate enough to have cap stanley cup champions

02:15:27Nationals world series champions

02:15:30so I would get wizards and commanders but all in the same year and

02:15:35i've

02:15:36I barely remember the redskins in 1991 92

02:15:41I think I think I would take it I

02:15:44Sweeping the entire board for an entire year. I mean you just

02:15:49You have that for the rest of your life

02:15:50We're like that year was the greatest year of my entire life

02:15:53You know what? I would do if that happened to me. I would I would retire from being a sports fan

02:15:57Yeah, i'd walk away on top. I'd be like this is it's been great

02:16:00See you guys, but you wouldn't because you wouldn't know i'd secretly

02:16:04Yeah, I wouldn't know but I feel like it might be a move to just say like this is as good as my life

02:16:08Will ever get a sports fan

02:16:11I think I would take it. Yeah, because if you don't take it you're basically trying to

02:16:17Say that uh, you'll win more over the course of your year of your life

02:16:22Otherwise, I don't yeah, but life is listen

02:16:25you never know when it's gonna end and you don't want to be looking back being like

02:16:29I'm, I never got to see the one team that I really wanted. I the the key here is to know that it

02:16:35You you wouldn't be able to know

02:16:38That that was the end because if you knew it was the end

02:16:40I think that changes the whole hypothetical where if you got all your championships in one year

02:16:45But then you knew at the end of that year you would never win another one. I don't think i'd take that

02:16:50But maybe if so if speaking from mine and your perspective

02:16:55If we had this year

02:16:57And for you wisconsin football and basketball one if and in women's hockey and women's hockey if james madison

02:17:04Won the national championship in football. That's yeah in addition to all my other sports

02:17:08I think I would figure out that something was going on. I'd probably think i'm already dead. Oh, no

02:17:14No, you'd be like this is gonna keep happening. Like this is just this is my life. It's me. Yeah, how it goes hank

02:17:20Before you realize you're never gonna win again

02:17:21So yeah, I I think that's the answer as long as you had the ability to not know what was happening

02:17:27Because if you knew that you would never ever taste it again

02:17:30I think it would be it would ruin sports for you for the rest of your life

02:17:33If you just what happens, yeah, if you were guaranteed, no, but you're not

02:17:37You're still you still don't know what's gonna happen

02:17:40true

02:17:41Sup, dad cat pft bagger and handsome hank

02:17:45My husband will only buy fall scented candles despite it being a billion degrees outside

02:17:51Our house always smells like a brisk october morning and he says it's to remind him that football exists right around the corner

02:17:56That's heaven is this normal behavior. That's it's genius behavior. It's genius. It's really smooth even in the summer

02:18:01What what do you want your house to smell like in the summertime the ocean i'd rather no

02:18:05I I want to go to the ocean, but I want to I want to smell football

02:18:10Yeah, I smell leaves pumpkin let's smell football pumpkin in the summer, yeah

02:18:16I was thinking about this yesterday. I

02:18:20Kind of wish football season was in a different part of the year

02:18:27No, hear me out no hear me out I won't just hear me out real quick

02:18:31I actually don't want to hear you out. Hear me out. I think

02:18:33I think

02:18:35So obviously fall is the best because of football season

02:18:38But would false would the spring be the best because of football season if it was

02:18:43If football season was in the spring and here's why

02:18:46We always have the summer going into football season and I find myself

02:18:51I know this is wrong trying to wish away the summer which is the best season in terms of weather

02:18:56I try to wish away the summer to get to football season. I kind of wish we had summer after football season

02:19:02No

02:19:03No

02:19:04You're wrong. You're wrong. If you we do have spring football and maybe I just wish we lived in australia

02:19:10Oh, I would solve it right the the seasons feel different

02:19:13I I like I like the fact that football it's like a warm blanket over you as the days get colder

02:19:18I agree, but i'm saying i'm saying more what if football season started in

02:19:25thanksgiving and ran thanksgiving to april and then we had all summer so

02:19:32In the spring if you're watching football on a uh, beautiful beautiful thursday

02:19:38saturday sunday monday whenever the games are

02:19:43You feel like to a certain extent you should be doing something right?

02:19:46That's a fair point if you're in the fall and it's getting shitty outside september and october

02:19:50You're like i'm going to be inside watching football all day staying warm in my house

02:19:55But you do have those feelings september and october. That's why i'm saying keep the winter football

02:20:00Keep late late fall winter football again. This is this is a dumb idea

02:20:04I'm only saying this because I found myself wishing away summer which I happens all the time where i'm like

02:20:09I wish football season would get here and you shouldn't wish away summer

02:20:12But that's just my natural because you have this big dangling carrot at the end of summer that i'm so excited for

02:20:18So when's the draft? I don't know

02:20:21again, this also isn't something i'm hoping would they would change i'm hoping they could like men in black all of us and

02:20:27Change it without us knowing I guess it would also matter what sport would take its place in the fall

02:20:33I don't fucking know

02:20:35because if you thought that if there's no sport, then it's just

02:20:38We get like the the dead days of baseball for longer, but think about if football started in late

02:20:44october and went

02:20:46till

02:20:47april

02:20:49And then it's like summer

02:20:51Move playoff baseball up

02:20:53September I like that playoff baseball

02:20:56baseball's over

02:20:58Football starts. So yeah, it's not that we don't get fall football. We still get a lot of fall football. It's just

02:21:04we don't

02:21:05I I just hate wishing away the summer, but I find myself doing it all the time

02:21:09I think for the kids out there going back to school you need football on tv. Yeah. No, I agree

02:21:14Listen, I love the fall. I love the you go to college and you're so excited because college football

02:21:20right off the bat you don't have to like

02:21:22Waste your way through two and a half months of just going to class

02:21:25I just would I would love for someone to figure out a way for me to stop wishing away the summer

02:21:30Maybe I gotta get a boat

02:21:32You should get a boat have hank captain it you try to do that

02:21:36What you threw that out there last year buying a boat and having you captain it now knowing your boat record

02:21:42It's immaculate

02:21:44I don't want to do this again

02:21:46I don't want to do are you a strong swimmer? Yeah good. All right last one

02:21:53I'm not a lot of good ones. All right, that was the last one. All right. Yeah be better

02:21:58awls

02:22:00Send them in or memes or memes memes be better

02:22:03Be a shame something happened

02:22:05Be ashamed if memes went back on a pip. Yeah, that would be a shame

02:22:10Memes never on a pip. Well personal pip. Oh, he's definitely been on a pip personal pip. Yeah, you can't well legally

02:22:15We can't tell them. Oh, we can't actually no, I guess you can I think you have to have what's the point?

02:22:21Yeah, you're on a secret pip. He's been he's been in and out of pips

02:22:25He's like he's been pipsy hustle. Yeah

02:22:29He does you could count more days that memes is not on a pip

02:22:33Or more days that he's on a pip than not on a pip. Isn't that right memes?

02:22:38Yeah, this is a great conversation

02:22:41All right, let's finish up great show boys. We made we made a great show out of nothing going on

02:22:47Uh numbers 8 20 18

02:22:5056 that was that was

02:22:53Close, I think I got you. Hank just took eight for the first time. I was looking at a picture of porzingis

02:23:00Three who was first me or hank i'll give it. I know I mean, I honestly don't even care about this you got the jinx

02:23:06What would what number would you expect?

02:23:08Eight. No, I don't if you didn't I always pick eight

02:23:1199 pugs max. Why don't you care about this? Because you never saw it. No, it's a stupid. I don't have a second number

02:23:17All right, two

02:23:18He said second

02:23:20I'm, not even gonna look at it

02:23:22What was your shane's 20 memes 3 pug 99 21?

02:23:29Max you're 56 56

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02:23:3982 82 me and hank together. Love you guys

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