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00:00Welcome to the part of my take hockey skills competition. We have some college
00:05hockey players and then we have guys who have never skated in their life. This is
00:08meant for a smaller person than me. Where's Hank? Why isn't he on skates? I'm
00:12coaching. Are we agreed on like us versus Hank? Yeah. It is time for the accuracy
00:17challenge. Alright rigs up. There's one. Yeah alright two's good.
00:22Alright Rudy. Oh no. A goose egg. That guy played D1.
00:30Well Frank you give him that. He got it. Let's go. And team Big Cat wins the accuracy challenge.
00:38I'm gonna penalty box White Sox Dave here so it forces them to use Donnie. I'm
00:42putting White Sox Dave in the penalty box. Alright Donnie you're up. Now he
00:46can't go on the goalie challenge. Love it. Good strategy. Our first skater up John
00:50Feilberg. Let's go. Here we go Johnny boy. And clock it in. 18-12. Next up Chef Donnie.
00:59Almost tripped. Here comes Donnie. 18-63. Finally it's Grinelli for team Big Cat. If he needs 18-11 to win it.
01:07Here comes Grinnell. Here he goes.
01:10Pumping through the finish line at 17-25.
01:14Team Big Cat wins the first two competitions.
01:21Welcome back to Pardon My Take Hockey Skills Competition. I'm your host P.K.
01:26Subban. Last episode we saw a crazy three-way trade that completely changed
01:31up the teams. Some for better and some for worse. Can someone take a team photo
01:36before I get traded? In the end team Big Cat took a commanding lead with
01:40dominant performances in both the shot accuracy challenge as well as the
01:44speed skate challenge. 17-25. Big Cat squad made it look easy out there and is
01:51clearly in the driver's seat right now. There's still plenty of game to be
01:55played but team Hank and team PFT have their work cut out for them. Let's see if
02:00Big Cat can keep securing W's or if the other teams have what it takes to
02:06bypass him for a lead. It all unfolds right here, right now.
02:11Alright, two competitions in the books and here's the scoreboard. Team Big Cat
02:16with 10 points, team PFT with 7 and team Hank with 5. As we move forward to our
02:21next challenge, the hardest shot. And now coaches reveal your power-ups. We have
02:28Big Cat with a redo, we have PFT with a penalty box. Hank with the penalty box as
02:32well. Alright so team Big Cat uses the redo, PFT and Hank with the penalty box.
02:38We're gonna penalty box Jordy. Let's go Max. Alright I got it. Max hits dingers.
02:43We are penalty boxing Nick so White Sox Dave has to go. I'd be goalie. Yeah I mean
02:50it's fun to play these when PFT and Big Cat just collude. Yeah this is, this is
02:54fucking insane. How do you not bench Chief? Yeah how do you not do that? That's chaos.
02:59That was crazy. That was a wild move. That was a wild move. It's fun when we do all these events. You just said you're not going to make contact. I haven't talked to PFT about any of this.
03:08Feeling like this is gonna be a walk in the park. You're going against White Sox Dave.
03:12Okay that's a dub. And Max. And Max. I should maybe have to pool cue it in there. How
03:17embarrassing would it be if you lost? It is impossible. It's impossible. I can't,
03:23I'm not gonna lose to Max. Max can't skate. Max come over here. You heard it
03:28here. It's impossible for Chief not to win. It is impossible. I am here with
03:32representative of team PFT. It's Max who's about to do the hardest shot. What's
03:37the hardest shot you've ever had on the ice rink? I've never been on
03:42an ice rink before. Jake is my first time. I do love hitting dingers so I'm
03:46just gonna try and use everything I know in other sports of trying to hit dingers
03:50and just try and hit a dinger here. Who hits dingers? Dingers Max. I coached him
03:54up. I coached him up. I told him do not do a slap shot. Chief's gonna win by 20 miles an hour.
03:59He's got two shots against two people who've never stepped on the ice before.
04:03Max, White Sox Dave, and then Chief. Dave you really got to put some
04:08ass into this one. I'm trying. Put some ass into it. All right it is time for our
04:13third competition. The hardest shot and going first for team Hank, White Sox Dave.
04:18This should be interesting. They were made a little heady play by picking Nick
04:22Tarani to go to the penalty box so they couldn't use Dave in goal I believe. I
04:26think that's how the thinking went there. I'm really excited to see this and we
04:30did have a guy here that's shooting that says it's impossible for him not to win
04:34so I'm really excited to see that shot Jake. Yeah and keep in mind each player
04:38gets three shots however it has to go in the goal for the speed to count so if it
04:43misses the goal it counts as a zero. Each player gets three opportunities. Then we
04:47have Spider over here making sure that on the ones and twos with his radar gun
04:52to see how fast these pucks truly are flying. I'm excited to see how hard these
04:56guys can shoot. All right so here we go it's time for White Sox Dave for team
05:00Hank. Come on dude. Here you go Dave.
05:13Let's go. Come on. First shot from White Sox Dave. 40 miles an hour. 40. Megan do you
05:20think you can beat that? That was pretty good. I think he might be able to beat it
05:23but I will say that I think his only threat tonight would be trying to hit it
05:26harder and missing completely Jake. Let's see. Number two goes in. Spider. 39. 39. Does not count.
05:32One more chance to beat 40. It goes in but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it did not break 40.
05:3940 for White Sox Dave. Not bad. For a guy that doesn't play hockey how do you feel?
05:45Pretty fucking bad. Pretty bad. Really? Yeah. I can skate weirdly like okay.
05:50Anything with pucks, no. I'm out. 40 miles an hour. I think that's a quite an
05:54achievement Dave. I think I'll beat Max. That's the goal. That's the goal. Alright
05:58and next up it's Chief and he is the favorite in this and keep in mind Megan
06:03if he needs it he has a review. And supposedly it's impossible for him not
06:07to win. This is his first official shot. Wow. 65. 65. Alright, alright, alright. Look at his pure hockey power. This is a guy that can
06:17and will shoot. Oh he missed the second. Last one for Chief. 63. So 65. Locked in at 65.
06:27Alright Max. Let's go Max. Let's go Max. Dude 65. Think about your exit velocity on some of
06:32those dingers you hit Max. Come on Max. You got this Max. And finally representing
06:38team PFT it's Max. Here you go Max. It's okay Max. Keep your head down. I just connect with one.
06:49All it takes is one. Just connect with one Max. Oh. So he needs to go in and get to 41 or
06:56higher. Yay. 33. And once again team Big Shot wins the hardest shot. Max how are we feeling after that valiant effort? You know I would have
07:11preferred a little bit better. 33. 33 is a low number to just register in my brain but I got
07:18it in the goal so that's one point in real hockey. It doesn't matter how it gets
07:22there. I'll give you 10 points for your hair. Thank you. Thank you. I thought I would bring
07:27out my best hockey flow today. Yeah so I clinched it on my first shot. I clinched it before I even
07:31stepped up if we're being honest with those two other guys but I kind of want to do the
07:34redo. I kind of want to see if I just get reps in. Maybe hit 70 miles an hour. Be nice. Alright Dave
07:39how do you feel about your performance out there? About the same as when you asked me five minutes
07:45ago Megan. For a guy that doesn't play hockey how do you feel? Pretty fucking bad. It's okay Max.
07:50We're out there you competed. I appreciate you. I'm sorry. I think I think every team is in a good
07:54spot right now. No one's out of it. The shootout means everything so it's all about getting the
07:58last round. We're right on track. Alright cup. I think my name might be on it. We got 2010 over
08:07the Flyers. What do you get? 2011. Nice. Over the Canucks. 2018 caps over the Golden Knights. I also
08:16forgot 2013 and 15. That 15 I think is where my name might be on the cup. If I look closely I think
08:22I'm somewhere on here. It's a beautiful trophy. Team Big Cat 15 points 3 for 3 right now. I mean
08:31this day is just going perfect for you isn't it? Yeah we uh I mean I drafted a great team. My guys
08:36came to compete and now we got our secret weapon in goal so it all worked out perfectly. How high
08:42is your confidence level with Joey Kamasa in net? Are you kidding me? You ready to go right? Joey get
08:47over here. Joey's ready to go. He's ready to go. Joey you are about to be in goal and try to stop
08:53shots. How are you preparing for this moment? Well I'm just gonna be I'm gonna like scare them with
08:57my like my voice and my hands. I'm just gonna scream a lot and then throw the stick around and
09:03just cause a scene. Where's your confidence level at? Probably a 4 out of 10. I think it's kind of
09:10fucked up that Hank denied that people have seen Max in goal. That's sad but I think it shakes out
09:15pretty good for us in the last round. Jordy you ever play goalie before? Uh street hockey I was
09:20probably 13 14 so I still got it. All right yeah you can you can handle yourself on skates. Yeah
09:25dude I can't see I've never ice skated. Why are you here? I thought I was commentating. A lot of
09:33pressure on me but I mean most important thing being safe protection that's what's cool kids.
09:39I might fly home with this thing on. This is USA Russia 1980 is what we're what we're facing right
09:45now. 99 times out of 100 they've beat us but not tonight. Jordy about to step in between the pipes
09:55here looking to go pitch a shot out easy stuff. Got a scouting report on the shooter he's fancy
10:02he likes to go glove side just gonna bait him there all day. That sounded so great I don't
10:06even know what half of it means but I'm in and I'm excited to see him in goal. Now I have to play
10:10goalie. Yeah so I have to stand in that little that little net there make sure no one gets the
10:16ball inside the hole. If I do my body and they're gonna hit me with the fucking the balls. I don't
10:21have a costume yet and I'm fearing to hit in the face with the ball. Do I get a cage over my head?
10:25I'm gonna get like annihilated. Do you think they have more outfits for me? Someone tell Grinelli
10:31tell him what he needs to do in goal. Put pads on and they'll come down and you just kind of just
10:37just kind of slowly back up. Do I stay inside the thing? Yeah you stay in that scene the blue
10:41blocks. He's gonna try to geek you out. Just stay centered. He's gonna try to fake so don't go one way or the other.
10:46Yeah just stay centered. I'm gonna try to knock the ball out of there. No you just stay there and wait for him to shoot it basically.
10:51Wait Joey has a used cup. I'm using Harry's old one. I'm totally fine with it. Update for all those at home Joey
11:05who definitely does not have a crush on Harry is wearing Harry's used cup. What a day. You got this
11:12Nick. Yeah slide your your leg up. So Nicky this is my first time on the ice how about you? Yeah mine
11:19too but I heard goalie's the easiest and it's for people that are cowardly so this is good for me.
11:26How do you think you're gonna do in goal with all of those pucks just flying at you? That's a really
11:32good question I hope that they just I hope that I look bulliable enough that the person shooting
11:37just wants to hit me instead of the goal. That's my strategy. Last question how do we think the cup
11:43is going to hold up? The Stanley Cup or that my penis cup? The penis one. I hit myself in it and it
11:49just felt like I was hitting myself directly in the balls. I think we skimped on cup budget. I'm
11:54the last to rainy my lineage could end today. Back down ground zero as some would say on the ice we're
12:02here with Jordy you look like you're getting all twisted like a pretzel how we feeling? I mean I
12:06feel great right now I've got a you know I've got one of my teammates helping me out here I got it
12:10even an opponent helping me out here that just shows you know all the boys out here just getting
12:14together doing everything for each other but this shit does suck. My friend Harry helped me and he
12:19even lent loan to me his jock strap that he wore in his last hockey game. Why I have to wear it over
12:23my pants in a perfect world I rest my family jewels where he has laid prior but um you know
12:28hopefully he forgets about it I can take it home. We're at a good point going into the last round
12:33because we've got Jordy in net I love how Jordy stacks up against Nick and against Joey that was
12:38my strategy I think Jordy is going to get first place and then I think we're going to be in the
12:43shootout. You guys have been colluding the whole time and I'm just over here. We've just been
12:49talking. The only thing we colluded about I'll tell you the honesty the only thing we colluded
12:52about it was we're like we just got to make sure Donnie's not the goalie that was the only thing.
12:56Where are you gonna trade? I'm gonna draft Max to trade him. Yeah I know I'm gonna draft the
13:02White Sox I'm gonna trade White Sox Dave in the goalie challenge with Donnie. I'm gonna penalty
13:07box uh White Sox Dave here so it forces them to either use Donnie right now or not. You should
13:12penalty box uh Nick on the next challenge because then Nick has to do the goalie challenge.
13:18Yeah. Okay. Are we agreed on like us versus him? Yeah. Okay. Yeah which obviously that was it. Yeah
13:24right that's the only thing though and I also knew everything else was I knew last round by you
13:28binging Jordy for the slap shot that actually meant that it was going to be good for us because
13:34Nick was going to be in the bench and then we're going to have Jordy out there for the
13:37goalie competition and then we can win that and we assure ourselves a point in the finals. Your
13:42mistake was if you had benched Chief you would have finished second and hardest shot because
13:46Joey would have finished last and then you would have had like a pretty decent chance because it
13:50would have been Max versus Nick. Yeah. Yeah that's fair. All right it is time for our fourth challenge
14:04and this is an elimination challenge because Team Big Cat has 15 points. They've already punched
14:09their ticket to the final shootout but we have some drama here Megan. Eight points for PFC and
14:14eight points for Hank. It's anyone's game as we enter the goalie challenge. We have a producer
14:19here that uh we kind of scrounged up. He did play some hockey in college. Shout out Harry. He's going
14:25to be taking the shots on goal and in goal we have Joey Camasta, Nick Turani, and Jordy. Jordy
14:33is our last one. Keep in mind so for the final power-ups Team Big Cat's doubled up. Team PFC and
14:38Hank are each they each have a redo so that could come into play as well. Double up. We have redo.
14:45We're gonna redo. No what? Do I have to go twice?
14:51We're gonna we're gonna not use it.
14:53Joey! Let's go Joey. Come on Joe. All right first in net representing Team Big Cat as they look to go four for four in these challenges. Joey Camasta.
15:07Joey's gonna scream. Harry whenever you're ready. First shot. Joey in net. And he scores. Top setter. Number two is good as well. Come on Joe.
15:23He's got one. That's two saves.
15:36That's four more than I thought he would save. Stop four. That's my guy Joey. Way to go. Come
15:41back to the team Joey. Way to fucking go. Four stops baby. Four stops. Thank you. That was fucking great.
15:48That was great. They hit your body hard when they do it. I thought you'd be gentle.
15:54Hopefully the same way in the bedroom. Okay. All right next in goal representing Team PFC
15:59it's Jordy and he's the heavy favorite in this one Megan. First shot for Harry.
16:04Denied. To the right side. What a great save. Number two goes in. Still one save.
16:11That one goes on the crossbar. It's a save. That's two. Another. Oh that was goal. That's a goal. That's a goal. Two saves. He's coming out. Oh boy. Will it fall? Yes it will.
16:23Still just two saves. Another one. That's three. Four shots remaining. That goal is good. He's got three.
16:32Joey had four for Big Cat. Oh. That was a mic drop. Needs one more to take the lead.
16:41For some insurance. Six saves for Jordy. Now comes Nick Tirrani. If he can save seven,
16:57Team Hank will pull off the upset and head to the final shootout. Six we'll have a tie. Five or less
17:02Team PFC advances. Nice work Jordy. That was huge. Nice glove. He's snapping those things up. You
17:10butterfly or what? Listen I told you. Harry's fancy. He was always gonna go glove side. Yeah.
17:16He was also trying a little bit harder again. Down like this maybe. Whoa. All right don't do that.
17:21Don't do that. I fell right on the mic. Don't do that. Don't do that. Let's go Nick. Come on Nick.
17:27All right into the net. It's Nick Tirrani. He needs seven saves to send his team to the final.
17:35All right here we go Harry.
17:42Number two as he stands back up. Oh it's going. Left side. That was just a great goal by him.
17:47Another one. Two for Nick. Another one. Nick Tirrani hitting him. Are you kidding me?
17:57Are you kidding me? Sixteen. Seven. He needs one more. He needs one more. That's it. That's it. Nick Tirrani
18:07pulls off the impossible. Do you believe in miracles? Nick Tirrani. Team Hanks to the final. This is absurd.
18:19The Nick Wall.
18:24You did it. You did it. You did it. You had an insane stick. Here I'll get you up.
18:31Atta boy. Atta boy.
18:37Never a doubt. Never a doubt. There's no way that you thought you would do that good because
18:42I only was the only one that thought you would do that good. So how do you feel?
18:46Um I feel like I'm getting made fun of a little bit. They all just kind of hit me.
18:50You're not getting made fun of. You were being a goalie. Yeah. Yeah. It feels really really good.
18:54Thank you. Yeah. So that was a massive upset. However it's not over yet. Jordy's gonna get his
18:59redo and Nick saved eight. So PFT he's gonna have to save at least eight out of ten to keep you
19:04alive. Where's your head at right now? I looked like a moron for trading Nick because that he's
19:08the Nick Wall. That was insane. I've never seen I've never seen anything like that before.
19:13Credit to Nick but also I'd like to see that same energy from from Harry with the caliber of
19:18shots that he puts on net against Jordy that we just saw right there. I thought there was a lot
19:23of shots that directly at his chest. He made a couple beauties out there. Nothing to take away
19:26from Nick. He was on the ground and he fucking threw his hand up and blocked it. You know how
19:30hard that is? It was an amazing save. Amazing save. I would like to see some of the same type
19:35of shots against my guy that we just saw. That's why we're doing a redo. We're gonna see what
19:38happens. Now Hank if Jordy somehow saves eight or more you can use a redo as well and Nick would
19:43have to repeat that performance. I don't know that I'm going to do that to my guy Nick. I think that
19:48was a once in a lifetime rainbow performance. Unicorn performance. He's probably going to
19:54take the pads off. I don't think people are factoring in fatigue. Harry had to go two times
19:59before. He was gassed. It's hard to shoot that fast. Harry scored a lot on Jordy.
20:06I'm gonna go fight Harry. I'm gonna go fight Harry. Hey Harry. You want to go? What was that Harry?
20:14What was that Harry? What was that? What's that bullshit right at him? Right at him. Right at him.
20:20You hit it right at his chest every single time. What's the issue? Every goalie should get the
20:25same caliber shot. That's bullshit. You want to go buddy? I'll fucking go. I don't want to have
20:30to throw you out of here coach. I'll fucking go. Let's fucking go. That's bullshit and you know it.
20:34And you know it. It's Bush League. Good thing we got a redo. It's redo time. I mean I think that the
20:39tape's going to speak for itself. I don't know what happened behind closed doors. Clearly I mean you
20:44got this guy just just shooting ducks right at Nick's chest. Kind of messed up. I even need to
20:50go back in net in the first place but I'm a team guy. I'll do whatever my team wants me to do. If
20:54captain says I got to go back in there and redo it, that's what I'm going to do. The name on the
20:58front of the jersey means a whole lot more than the one on the back. This goalie jersey I'm wearing
21:01doesn't have a name on either side so I don't really know what that says but I'll get back in
21:05there. All right this is the redo for team PFT. Here's what's at stake. Nick made eight saves.
21:12Jordy must tie or beat that to move on to the final. This is going to be tough. I think Jordy
21:18can do it but man Nick was a brick wall in there. It's exciting to see and I can't wait to see who
21:22advances. So three goals for Harry would eliminate team PFT for good. Here we go. Let's go Jordy.
21:29Come on Jordy.
21:33There's one. I mean that was right at your head. Oh look that was an easy shot. Hey Harry don't
21:40take it easy on him. Shoot like you're shooting at Nick. That's two saves.
21:51Nice good save. Oh he loses the stick and he will be without a stick
21:58If Harry can score one more goal it's over. It's over and I cannot believe he lost that stick. It
22:02almost looked like he did it on purpose. Come on Jordy. Here we go. Three shots remaining.
22:12And he scores and that's it. All right so the four competitions with three teams are done
22:18and we have two teams advancing to the final shootout. Team Big Cat against team Hank.
22:23So then I gave it my all. That's all I ever do for the team.
22:27I mean it's got to be a record. It has to be the most saves ever at a part of my take hockey
22:32skills competition. There's no one ever that's had more saves than me so I'll be able to tell
22:36my grandkids that one day. I think there's a little bias. I think Jordy went out there and he
22:40looked like he knew what he was going to be able to do and and Harry took that personally so I mean
22:44Harry's the competitor I guess. That's not what I was expecting. I was expecting a Big Cat versus
22:49PFT. They kind of looked like they were getting up on Hank in the beginning of the day but now
22:54Hank moves into the final which is a place that he's not used to being. All right I'm here with
22:58the captain of team Hank. It's Hank. Hank you pulled off the unthinkable and you are heading
23:03to the finals to take on Big Cat. How are you feeling? I feel great. I feel like we're playing
23:07with house money. One of the greatest defensive performances I've ever witnessed from Nick Turani.
23:11Standing on his head. I mean Jordy should have tried harder. Stopped more shots. Nick made it
23:15look pretty easy. PFT you're going home after getting eliminated. What's going through your
23:19mind right now? I mean I look like a real idiot for trading Nick away. I didn't know what I had
23:24and so he proved me wrong. Congratulations to Nick. It was a great performance. I cannot say
23:28what I want to say or else I'm in big trouble. There you have it folks. And with that we say
23:36goodbye to team PFT which is a shame because I really like watching that Max guy try to skate.
23:42This leaves team Big Cat and team Hank to face off in the final shootout challenge.
23:46Will Big Cat continue to dominate or is team Hank an underdog story in the making? Find out
23:53on the next and final episode of Pardon My Take Hockey Skills Competition. I'm P.K. Subban. Thanks
23:59for watching.