• 4 months ago
With the fate of the universe in their hands, a band of heroes battle alien monsters to find a missing girl who holds the key to unimaginable power.
Transcript
00:00 [AUDIO OUT]
00:02 [CRASH]
00:03 [SIGH]
00:04 Would you look at that?
00:05 A ladder!
00:06 Unfortunately, my design doesn't
00:08 facilitate this type of--
00:09 [SCREAM]
00:12 Well, destiny awaits.
00:14 [HONKING]
00:17 Legend has it that there's this massive treasure
00:21 hidden in some secret vault.
00:22 [ROAR]
00:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25 And if you go hunting for it, you'd
00:27 better take any help you can get.
00:31 [ROAR]
00:33 Because it's on the weirdest, most dangerous dumpster
00:38 fire of a world in the universe.
00:41 God, I hate this planet.
00:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:46 What is that smell?
00:47 Pisswash gutted.
00:48 Ew!
00:49 Put the window up.
00:50 I don't want to!
00:51 Roll the window up!
00:52 [INAUDIBLE]
00:55 It's pee.
00:56 It's pee.
00:56 It's called pisswash.
00:58 How did it get to me?
00:59 It's in my mouth!
01:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:09 Do you know how many people have died looking for this vault?
01:14 We have something they don't, baby girl.
01:16 OK.
01:17 What?
01:18 Major issues.
01:19 [SCREAM]
01:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:26 Time to make it rain with your body parts.
01:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:32 What did I tell you?
01:33 Minimal explosions.
01:34 No, I said no explosions.
01:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:45 [INAUDIBLE]
01:46 Step aside, bitches!
01:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:50 Ooh, mine's bigger.
01:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:54 What are you doing?
01:55 I needed a gun.
01:56 So you asked for it.
01:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:59 You're the only one of you in the world.
02:01 You're special.
02:02 Uh-oh.
02:03 Kill them all.
02:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:10 [SCREAM]
02:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:15 [SCREAM]
02:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:20 [EXPLOSION]
02:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:28 [GROANING]
02:29 What's happening right now?
02:30 I'm expelling the excess lead.
02:32 I can't go if you're looking at me.
02:35 Actually, scrap that.
02:36 [GASP]
02:36 I can.
02:37 I really can.
02:38 Actually, it's helping.
02:39 Are we really ready for this to finish?
02:41 Keep looking at me!
02:42 [GROAN]
02:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]

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