GAME ON
  • l’année dernière
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00:00 *sad music*
00:02 *mimicking the sound of a phone*
00:04 *ding*
00:04 *mimicking the sound of a phone*
00:05 *ding*
00:05 *ding*
00:06 *ding*
00:06 *ding*
00:07 *ding*
00:07 *ding*
00:08 *ding*
00:08 *ding*
00:09 Ken!
00:09 Felix!
00:10 You know when uh, strangers start small talking with you?
00:13 They get in there, right?
00:15 They ask you questions.
00:17 So, Ken, what do you do for a living?
00:20 Are you a YouTuber?
00:21 Look, I'm never gonna see you again in my life.
00:23 Do I really have to tell you my life story?
00:25 You complete stranger. Go away. Please leave me alone.
00:27 I don't wanna f***ing tell you so much ass if you're asking me questions!
00:29 I am a YouTuber, oh yeah, but I'm not that kind of YouTuber, okay?
00:31 *laughs*
00:32 YouTubers, they're the worst.
00:33 We know because we are YouTubers.
00:35 *ding*
00:36 YouTubers ruin everything, and right now, Ken,
00:39 YouTubers are ruining...
00:41 Japan.
00:42 *thunder*
00:43 No! Not Japan! It was the Holy Land!
00:45 *laughs*
00:46 The Holy Land.
00:47 So this all started, of course, with Logan Paul.
00:50 *yelp*
00:51 Now, it's become an infestation.
00:53 All these YouTubers are coming, trying to be as obnoxious as possible,
00:56 get a bunch of attention, get a bunch of hate clicks,
00:59 bing bada bing bada bing.
01:00 *triumphant music*
01:01 And now, Ken, it's come so far, that Japan is actually starting to take action.
01:05 The military of Japan did a drill,
01:08 where they simulated a bunch of YouTubers driving into their military base to livestream.
01:13 *laughs*
01:16 With the camera, I like to look around like,
01:19 "What did I do wrong? I didn't do anything!"
01:21 *laughs*
01:22 Yeah!
01:23 Yes, arrest 'em!
01:24 Yeah!
01:26 Get that YouTuber!
01:27 Get the bomb squad out of here!
01:29 Who knows what they got? They've never cleaned anything!
01:32 I just couldn't believe it. I thought it was like an actual YouTuber first,
01:35 and then I'm like, "Wait a minute. No, no, no. It's just a drill thing."
01:38 Anti-terrorism!
01:40 *laughs*
01:41 YouTubers are terrorists, according to Japan.
01:44 And they're not that far off!
01:47 That's the thing. They're not even that far off.
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02:42 So recently, I even saw you did a video on it,
02:45 because there was a bunch of YouTubers doing all of this crazy stuff in Japan.
02:48 When it first came out, I didn't want to cover it,
02:50 because I just thought, you're just giving them more attention.
02:52 Don't talk about it.
02:54 Just leave them alone. Let them be idiots.
02:56 But now, Japan, like this, is starting to take actual action against these sort of things.
03:00 The most recent thing is this Mount Fuji blocking view.
03:03 Oh, I did see something about this.
03:05 I didn't understand what was going on, really.
03:07 In Japan, they have these conbinis, and there's Lawson, which is iconic for Japan.
03:11 And then you have Mount Fuji here in the background.
03:13 Beautiful shot. People love it.
03:15 You get Mount Fuji, you get the Lawson,
03:17 you stand in front, you go like, "Look, I saw that thing."
03:20 "I saw someone else do this exact photo, so I have to do the exact same thing, because I am unique."
03:27 That's YouTubers. You know, you see someone else make a video,
03:30 and the only thing that can make that video better is if you make it.
03:33 I realized as I was making fun of it, yeah.
03:35 God, it's the hardest part of being a YouTuber, is when you copy someone's video,
03:38 and then you gotta title it, and you're like, "But they got such a good title!"
03:41 "How can I make it unique and mine?"
03:46 "F*ck! They got the good title already!"
03:49 "But my thumbnail is better! Take a mine!"
03:52 I've been to this Lawson by mistake, Ken.
03:55 We were staying at an Airbnb nearby, and I was like,
03:57 "Why are the people on the other side of the room taking pictures of a Lawson?"
04:01 And then it hit me, I'm like, "Oh, I'm at that Lawson."
04:03 Oh, I should probably-- I had that feeling, Ken.
04:05 I had the thought. I was like, "Oh, I should take a photo."
04:07 And then I saw there was no crosswalk, and you can't jaywalk in Japan.
04:11 That's like murder, practically.
04:13 So I was just like, "Ah, f*ck it. I'll take it tomorrow."
04:15 Next day, super overcast, can't see.
04:18 I'm like, "God damn it."
04:19 And now, they're putting up a big f*cking cover,
04:23 so people can't take photos of it.
04:25 'Cause people are blocking too much of the road.
04:29 God damn, I never heard of that.
04:31 Like, blocking the view of a natural element.
04:34 I love this by the-- look how many people!
04:36 Jaywalk! You can't do that!
04:38 Look at the guy with the--
04:39 "Is that you? Is that you f*cking leaving your Airbnb?"
04:40 No, that would never be me!
04:42 I love the guy with the lightsaber.
04:43 These are everywhere in Japan, trying to direct people.
04:45 He's trying to stop him.
04:46 I'm like, "Don't do it! Yomero!"
04:48 Look at these f*cking idiots.
04:50 It's overcast.
04:51 They're still taking the photo.
04:53 You can't see it.
04:55 You can't see Manfuji.
04:57 Why are you taking the photo?
04:59 What are you trying to accomplish?
05:00 Anyway, I didn't think I would get this worked up over the start.
05:03 It is really frustrating, 'cause like, for a lot of people,
05:05 Japan is an escape of this bad behavior.
05:08 That's just done in public a lot of times.
05:10 Not saying the whole world is terrible, but, you know,
05:12 Japan is generally seen as more polite,
05:15 and therefore, people want to protect them.
05:17 It's always frustrating to see this.
05:19 But of course, there's gonna be people that want to take advantage of that.
05:21 Which is this YouTuber.
05:23 I wish he would not name, and I'll blur his face,
05:25 'cause it's not worth anyone's f*cking time.
05:27 He's a terrorist! He's a terrorist!
05:29 But we're still ridiculed.
05:30 His goal was to travel all across Japan without paying any money.
05:34 And none of it makes any f*cking sense.
05:36 He's just clearly here just to piss people off.
05:38 So he enters his bus.
05:40 "In Japan, people pay when they go out of the bus."
05:43 "It's time to go down, so-"
05:45 "Yes."
05:46 "680 yen."
05:48 "6... what is this?"
05:50 "80."
05:51 "No, no."
05:52 "80."
05:53 "No."
05:54 "Police."
05:55 "No, no."
05:56 "80 yen."
05:57 "Police! Call the police!"
05:59 I like this guy. I like this guy a lot.
06:02 18 yen, police.
06:04 Absolutely based.
06:06 18 yen. He went on clearly, like, not wanting to pay.
06:09 How the f*ck does he not have that?
06:11 By the way, 18 yen? There's no way he doesn't have that.
06:13 He's just, like, refusing to pay for drama.
06:15 That has to be it.
06:17 There's just no way.
06:18 "I think I got in trouble, guys."
06:20 "I don't know what he's saying."
06:21 He spoke English!
06:22 That was English, you f*cking idiot!
06:24 Dude, actually, to be fair, Japanese people do this to me.
06:27 Where they're so shocked that if you speak Japanese, they just refuse to understand you.
06:31 "Oh, god."
06:32 Yeah, they're like, "W-when?"
06:34 I get it. Like, I probably say it so badly that they don't get it.
06:37 But at the same time, I'm like, "I know, I know. Just meet me halfway. Just meet me halfway, please."
06:43 "I'm trying to order McFlurry!"
06:45 God damn it!
06:46 So, a lot of words that are Americanized has to fit their...
06:49 I've seen memes of this. Yeah, it's like, "McFlurry? What? McFlurry-u! Oh, yeah!"
06:54 Yeah!
06:56 Yeah, so a lot of words just sound like racist, but it's actually how it's said.
07:00 I'm at the drive-thru, I'm trying to order McFlurry, and I go, "McFurari!"
07:03 But they're like, "Eh? McFry Potato?"
07:05 "Chiga, chiga. Uh, McFurari."
07:08 And they're like, "They just don't get it."
07:10 I'm like, "Dessato. Like, dessert. Aisu. Ice cream. Ugh! Why don't they get it?"
07:15 And then I squint. It's not McFurari, it's McFlurry.
07:18 And they're like, "Oh, McFlurry! Oh! Soso!"
07:22 And I'm like, "God damn it!"
07:24 It's the Flurry, of course!
07:26 And apparently, a lot of people... I'm not the only one. I ask friends, and they're like, "Yeah, yeah, no one can order McFlurry."
07:31 Don't worry about it.
07:33 Alright, back to this idiot.
07:36 "He locked me in the bus and drove me to the police station."
07:38 "And now it's time to teach you how to-"
07:40 Yeah, he actually drove him to the police station for 18 yen.
07:42 Which is absolutely true.
07:44 Plus, like, if you're trying to go across Japan, you wouldn't go on a bus.
07:47 Like, he clearly went on a bus to do this.
07:50 "It's content, man! Content! You gotta get the content!"
07:54 The whole concept of this video is that whoever wins this race gets $10,000.
07:58 Which is such a-
07:59 "Oh, yeah! Me and my buddies have bet this money between each other."
08:04 "We'll definitely pay, wink wink, yeah."
08:06 So he now takes the Shinkansen, like the fast train.
08:08 "Time to teach you how to get the train for free."
08:10 "Summit!"
08:11 Okay, tutorial on how to do something for free, Ken. Just don't pay.
08:14 "The secret ingredient is crime."
08:16 The thing is, you can't enter this area without buying a ticket.
08:19 So he's already lying. Unless you jump over, which I doubt he would get away with.
08:23 So he already lied. Like, he bought a ticket just to fake that he didn't buy a ticket.
08:27 "I will find the toilet and go straight to the toilet."
08:31 "Here is the bathroom. I will just lock myself in."
08:34 Way to look like the least conspicuous as possible.
08:37 "No one will ever know."
08:39 Yeah, no one will suspect me.
08:43 "So I came to my destination now. I think he's waiting for me outside."
08:47 "And I was right. He was just waiting to catch me."
08:50 "So the only thing I could do is to pretend that I'm sick."
08:54 That's the only thing you could do in that situation?
08:57 Not just, like, buy the ticket?
08:59 When you're in trouble and you may be arrested, just pretend like you're sick and they'll just let you go.
09:03 "Oh, you're sick. You're free to go, sir. Sorry."
09:06 "Oh."
09:07 "No, no. See? Ticket. Ticket. Alright, alright. English. English. Ticket."
09:13 "English. I don't understand. That was a way. Ticket. Oh."
09:17 "Released me and immediately I started running."
09:21 "He called the police and they are searching for me now."
09:24 And that's how you get stuff for free, as long as you can outrun the police.
09:28 I think because it's Japan, everyone is so nice.
09:32 People, like, assume it's okay to take advantage almost.
09:35 Like, they have this idea that, "Oh, no one's gonna tell me off, so it's okay."
09:39 Yeah, dumbasses. They're the ones that are like, "Oh, I can do whatever I want. They're so nice."
09:43 Yeah, exactly. Like, there's something inherently actually racist about that, I feel like.
09:48 When I was trying to find stuff he did in this video, because it was deleted,
09:51 I found this Japanese news one where he gets dubbed.
09:55 And they do him way too nicely. Like, they give him this cool anime voice.
09:59 "Thank you."
10:01 "Sakusenseikou. Itsuboshi no choushoku ga tada de-"
10:05 "Oh, well, we're here to look at a police actor."
10:08 "Sakusenseikou. That kind of makes me want to commit a crime."
10:11 "Maybe, you know, hmm."
10:13 They had a whole press conference about this guy.
10:16 It's crazy.
10:18 I do appreciate they take it so seriously, though.
10:21 The head of JR lines, even. Yeah, they really took this seriously.
10:26 Yes, they should.
10:28 [Japanese]
10:31 This guy looks like he hasn't slept in months.
10:34 His bag's under his eyes. Man, he's been watching all the footage, and God, I hate these terrorists.
10:39 He just said, "This is really annoying." Basically, in the politest way.
10:43 So, yeah, that's what his little scheme was.
10:47 I got a question. Yeah.
10:49 The ones that I keep seeing are English-speaking content creators.
10:52 What about the Japanese content creators? How are they?
10:55 Oh, there are a couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:57 That's fair, actually.
10:59 There was a Shibuya mattress incident.
11:01 They got arrested.
11:03 A Japanese YouTuber put a mattress in Shibuya Crossing Square,
11:06 the most busiest place on the planet.
11:09 Yeah, I mean, this is just a bit silly. I don't know.
11:12 I think it's funny.
11:14 There was a big, like, huge drama here,
11:16 because people, like, mixed the soy sauce with your chopsticks or something.
11:21 Like, they did something, like, slightly unsanitary,
11:24 and Japan just, like, [bleep] lost it.
11:27 Well, you're not supposed to--
11:29 Ah, ginger terror, they called it.
11:31 It's no laughing matter.
11:34 [laughs]
11:35 So he pushed his chopsticks into the common-use container,
11:38 directly into his mouth, his own chopsticks.
11:41 Contamination.
11:42 Directly. You're supposed to use the thong thing.
11:45 Sushi terrorism!
11:46 And this behavior has become known as sushi terrorism.
11:49 [laughs]
11:54 Oh, I love that they're terrorists. Oh, my God.
11:57 It's the best word. It's the best description I've ever heard.
11:59 Which I get. It's gross.
12:01 Like, yeah, obviously, don't do that.
12:03 The last guy, everyone's talked about this idiot.
12:06 I'll just blur him and not talk about him,
12:08 but it's still worth seeing the footage, 'cause he's such an idiot.
12:11 All you need to know is he's a kick streamer.
12:13 I should tell you everything there is.
12:15 Everything you need to know.
12:16 [laughs]
12:18 I am a sociopath!
12:20 He's, like, bothering people on the subway.
12:22 And then this Asian-looking guy shows up.
12:26 -Do you know where I'm from? -Where are you from?
12:28 -I'm from America. -You're from America?
12:31 -Yes. -So am I.
12:32 -You're from America? -Yeah, you're being obnoxious.
12:34 -You know what we do to you? -What do you do?
12:36 -We will do again. -Do what?
12:38 -Yarushima Nagasaki.
12:40 -Do you understand? -Do you think I'm Japanese?
12:42 -Where are you from? -I'm from America.
12:44 -Where are you from, what's your name? -Texas, buddy.
12:46 [laughs]
12:47 I f***ing love this guy. Texas, buddy.
12:49 Yeehaw, motherf***er.
12:51 I'm glad other tourists are standing up against this idiot.
12:54 -Sit down, brother. -Why are you sit--
12:56 He's such an idiot. So he broke into this, uh--
12:58 -Does this guy ban from Japan now and they kick him out? Is this for good?
13:01 Yeah, they kicked him out, yeah.
13:03 Japan has, you know, 99% conviction rate.
13:06 Wow. You get caught, you're done.
13:09 That's the thing, like, Japan is nice, but if you f*** around, you're done.
13:13 So he broke into one of the construction sites.
13:16 And when told to leave, he kept saying "Fukushima, Fukushima",
13:19 which was the nuclear accident which occurred in 2011.
13:23 Get up! Get up!
13:25 He's getting activated, dog.
13:27 Hey, oh, Fukushima, Fukushima.
13:30 -Whoa! -No, no, no, no.
13:32 Fukushima! Hey, Fukushima, Fukushima.
13:34 -So f***ing funny, too. -Yeah, it's so painful.
13:37 Fukushima!
13:39 Oh, brother, this guy's st--
13:42 This is what got him arrested, 'cause Japan takes trespassing very seriously.
13:46 So yeah, a bunch of police showed up 'cause of this.
13:50 They're so polite, even though, like, he's being arrested.
13:53 -Security check. -Security check?
13:55 -Where's the security on this? -Wait, why are you taking a photo of me?
13:58 I like how he asked why they're taking photos of him.
14:01 -You're live streaming. -This is the classic content creator defense.
14:04 "What's happening? I'm so feigning ignorance.
14:06 I have no idea what's going on, and all of a sudden, I'm a victim."
14:09 -He loves it. -Yeah.
14:10 -He loves it. This is his content. -Yup, yup, yup.
14:12 I don't want to empty my bag into there. Why?
14:15 Like, you're going to jail. Put your stuff in here.
14:18 Yo, this is great!
14:21 Yo, a lot of this is great.
14:25 "Gomene, gomene." This is being so nice to him.
14:28 Like, he does not deserve it.
14:30 -Acting like I'm a terrorist or something. -There you go. They said it.
14:33 He is an actual terrorist. But he's been yelling,
14:35 "Shima Nagasaki, we will do it again."
14:37 And it was like, "I can't believe they actually treat me like I'm a terrorist."
14:40 -What, they think I'm a terrorist? That's crazy. Why would they think that?
14:43 Anyway, Bob Japan.
14:45 -Jesus Christ, dude. -Oh, man.
14:46 Yup, so he got arrested. Now he got deported.
14:49 I don't know if he's banned for life or anything like that,
14:51 but I think it will be really difficult for him to enter again, which is good.
14:54 Get him out.
14:55 I watch his channel, and he barely has, like, any views now.
14:59 I never agree with this, because people always say any publicity is good publicity.
15:02 That's a f***ing lie.
15:04 If I could take back all of it,
15:07 100%,
15:10 give me a time machine right now, I'll be the best boy ever.
15:13 You know what I mean?
15:15 It's not worth it. It's not gonna be worth it.
15:17 You're not gonna grow your channel. You're just gonna make everyone hate you,
15:20 and you'll regret it.
15:22 Don't be an idiot. Better yet, don't be a terrorist.
15:24 Alright, check out Ken if you enjoyed this video.
15:26 We make videos together sometimes.
15:28 Ken covers latest stuff like this, probably.
15:30 Oh, yeah. Probably. What do you mean? You don't know?
15:33 It's been great.
15:37 What would you want to be in the future?
15:39 -Me? -Yes, you.
15:41 I would like to be a YouTuber.
15:46 Why are you...