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00:00 Well, sir, there's no easy way to say this.
00:03 Um...
00:05 Your wife isn't who she says she is.
00:10 Let me tell you what I see.
00:16 ♪ Trouble, oh, oh, trouble ♪
00:20 I see...
00:21 [ Tires screech ]
00:23 ...a woman who outsmarted two kidnappers.
00:26 [ Tires screech ]
00:27 [ Screams ]
00:28 Are you okay, ma'am?
00:30 [ Gunshots ]
00:31 Never do you mention...
00:33 [ Gasps ]
00:34 ...she is a tiger.
00:36 [ Screams ]
00:37 She's claiming it never happened.
00:39 Never what now?
00:40 She's a wolf in sheep's clothing, that one.
00:42 [ Sighs ] Honestly, I'm embarrassed by all the fuss.
00:46 [ Screaming ]
00:48 There is no one on God's green Earth
00:50 who is a greater enforcer of the laws of this land
00:53 than Roy Tillman.
00:54 Why do I feel like there's a "but" here?
00:57 "But"?
00:58 You got any weaponry back there?
01:00 [ Roars ]
01:01 Got an air horn?
01:03 [ Air horn blows ]
01:04 [ Gunshot ]
01:05 All you people sneaking around here pretending you're so nice,
01:08 but I know who you really are.
01:10 I'm a winner.
01:11 That don't sound accurate.
01:13 I'm a winner!
01:14 Yeah, you might, A.S.S.
01:16 [ Screams ]
01:17 [ Grunts ]
01:18 ♪ Trouble, oh, oh, trouble ♪
01:21 ♪ Trouble, oh, oh, trouble ♪
01:24 ♪ Trouble, oh, oh, trouble ♪
01:27 You better sleep with both eyes open.
01:30 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, trouble ♪
01:32 Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out!
01:34 [ Screams ]
01:35 It's good to see you again, Mrs. Lyon.
01:37 That wasn't me.
01:39 First of all, I recognize you.
01:42 You were kidnapped.
01:44 And for the record, that's just reality.
01:46 With all due respect, we've got our own reality.
01:50 You can't --
01:52 That's not a thing.
01:54 FX's "Vargo" premieres November 21st on FX.
01:59 Stream on Hulu.
02:01 [ Silence ]