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00:00All rise for the Honorable Judge Walsh.
00:07Please be seated.
00:13Ms. Goldstein, Mr. Bentley, Mr. Alderbridge, Mr. Spicer, Mr. Barney, Ms. Singh.
00:18At 30,000 feet, my lips exploded.
00:20Why would I pay rent to somebody who had sex with my sister?
00:23A dog bit my finger.
00:24He's allergic to, like, the grass.
00:26If he didn't want me to drive the car, he would've took the key I had with him.
00:31Has anyone told you you're the worst negotiator that's ever lived?
00:33I've never been more annoyed than I am in this moment.
00:43Not even close.
00:45That does it.
00:46Please get the hell out of my courtroom.