DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE "Getting My Knife Out Of Your Buttocks" Trailer (2024) Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Deadpool 3 Trailer, Marvel Movie HD
© 2024 - Disney
© 2024 - Disney
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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:10 >> I am soaking wet right now.
00:21 >> Let's fucking go.
00:23 >> Let's fucking go.
00:25 [MUSIC]
00:32 >> This is what I'm talking about.
00:34 Big slow motion action sequence.
00:37 Who knows if you live or die?
00:38 >> Shotgun.
00:39 >> My God.
00:40 [MUSIC]
00:45 >> What you thinking about?
00:46 >> Get the fuck off of me.
00:47 >> Shh, shh, almost done.
00:49 >> Almost done what?
00:50 >> Getting my knife out of your buttocks.
00:52 >> Get your mind out of my pants.
00:54 [MUSIC]
01:00 >> I told you, you're not welcome here.
01:06 You're not welcome anywhere.
01:08 Now get the fuck out of my bar.
01:09 >> Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave.
01:11 >> Hi, Peanut.
01:14 I'm gonna need you to come with me right now.
01:17 >> Look, lady, I'm not interested.
01:19 >> All right, well, I'm sort of on the tick tick, so,
01:21 Opsy Daisy, here we go.
01:24 >> Oh, whiskey dick of the claws.
01:27 It's quite common in Wolverines over 40.
01:28 >> You don't want this.
01:30 >> Unless you wanna take a deep breath through your fucking forehead,
01:33 I suggest you reconsider.
01:34 [MUSIC]
01:42 I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about.
01:46 >> Not my fucking problem.
01:47 >> Is that what you said when your world went to shit?
01:49 [MUSIC]
01:53 >> Come again?
01:54 >> This Wolverine let down his entire world.
01:57 [MUSIC]
02:04 >> Wanna talk about what's haunting you or
02:06 should we wait for a third act flashback?
02:08 >> Go fuck yourself.
02:09 [MUSIC]
02:18 >> I don't know anything about saving worlds, but you do.
02:22 [MUSIC]
02:25 >> Trust me, kid, I'm no hero.
02:26 [MUSIC]
02:28 You were an X-Man.
02:29 [MUSIC]
02:30 You were the X-Man.
02:32 [MUSIC]
02:35 >> I am soaking wet right now.
02:37 [MUSIC]
02:48 >> Boys are so silly.
02:52 [MUSIC]
02:55 >> This is what I'm talking about.
02:56 [MUSIC]
02:58 Big slow motion action sequence.
03:01 [MUSIC]
03:03 Who knows if you live or die?
03:05 [MUSIC]
03:09 >> Let's fucking go.
03:11 >> Let's fucking go.
03:12 [MUSIC]
03:22 >> Wanna do some cocaine?
03:23 >> Hey, cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off limits.
03:26 >> What about Bolivian marching powder?
03:28 >> They know all the slang terms, they have a list.
03:30 >> Even snowboarding?
03:31 >> Even disco dust.
03:32 >> White girl interrupted?
03:33 >> Even Forrest Bump.
03:34 >> Do you wanna build a snowman?
03:35 >> Yes, but I can't.
03:37 [MUSIC]
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03:51 [BLANK_AUDIO]