We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Full)
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Full)
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00:00:00 [Music]
00:00:10 Today I got divorced by my husband, Iden Valentino.
00:00:16 We've been married for three years, but if fate would have it, he doesn't even know what I look like.
00:00:22 Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Iden Valentino's behalf.
00:00:26 Your three year marriage contract with him has come to an end. These are your divorce papers.
00:00:32 You may keep this mansion as well as the two million dollars you previously borrowed.
00:00:36 Please sign.
00:00:42 Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding and now I can't show up to what, his divorce either?
00:00:46 Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France, that's all.
00:00:50 Right, you mean following him about with his piece of shit little girlfriend Patricia Brown?
00:01:02 Um, I'm sorry, so just, if you could just pass along a final message to him, you know, for me.
00:01:16 Sure.
00:01:18 Could you, could you just tell him, like in this exact wording,
00:01:24 he was so disappointing as a husband I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:30 Got that?
00:01:32 Goldfish. Got it.
00:01:40 We're here. We're here.
00:01:45 You can't lose Lisa, plenty of fish in the sea.
00:01:54 I don't know about this.
00:01:55 Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag. He never even gave a single damn about me.
00:02:01 I'm still hopelessly in love, but today I have to let go.
00:02:06 Yeah.
00:02:08 That arrogant asshole's worth it.
00:02:21 Thank you.
00:02:25 Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:02:31 Ooh.
00:02:36 Smash, I found my target. Have fun, okay? I'll meet up with you later.
00:02:40 Wait.
00:02:45 No! Ollie, wait!
00:02:55 Sorry.
00:03:00 Are you okay?
00:03:01 Yeah, I think somebody actually drug my drink.
00:03:03 Oh!
00:03:12 Aydan Valentino, my ex-husband.
00:03:20 Aydan Valentino, my ex-husband.
00:03:26 This whole family's bankrupt. His brother's across seas chasing down some chick.
00:03:31 How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:03:34 I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:03:38 That's also why.
00:03:40 Hey! Get away from her!
00:03:49 Mind your business, unless you want your ribs broken too.
00:04:00 Mind your business, unless you want your ribs broken too.
00:04:02 Are you okay?
00:04:04 Thank you.
00:04:05 Of course.
00:04:06 What's your name?
00:04:07 Aydan.
00:04:08 Thank you.
00:04:09 I'm so sorry.
00:04:20 I've had a crush on you for five years and you're married for three.
00:04:25 My husband.
00:04:27 You don't even know who I am.
00:04:56 I'm sorry.
00:05:24 This can be our departing gift.
00:05:28 Then it's goodbye forever.
00:05:49 Wonderful. The mistress calls.
00:05:57 Hello?
00:05:58 Who are you?
00:05:59 Aydan Valentino is still asleep. Who is this?
00:06:02 Why is it on my boyfriend's phone?
00:06:07 Boyfriend? He was my husband until yesterday.
00:06:11 Aydan's been calling me "babe" and "fat old mate" so who do you think I am?
00:06:16 I didn't quite get her. Who is this?
00:06:24 Your pretty average.
00:06:30 Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
00:06:39 That is for cheating on me. Scumbag ex-husband.
00:06:50 Can I help you?
00:06:57 Do you want this?
00:06:59 I really don't want it anymore. Take it. Sell it on eBay.
00:07:02 You don't want it?
00:07:03 This looks almost brand new.
00:07:05 Yes. Wow, thank you.
00:07:13 That's such a cute little puppy sticker. Thanks.
00:07:30 Just average. Just average.
00:07:41 Where are any of my clothes?
00:07:45 Jake, Aydan hit a new phone.
00:07:47 Yes sir.
00:07:48 Find out who spiked my drink.
00:07:49 Yes sir.
00:07:50 More importantly, find out the woman who was in my room last night.
00:07:55 Will do sir.
00:07:57 Also, today is your first day as CEO of the new company you just acquired.
00:08:00 I'll start heading out.
00:08:01 Right.
00:08:02 By the way, as per the agreement three years ago, Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers for you and your ex-wife.
00:08:06 Oh. Did she say anything?
00:08:08 The missus said, um...
00:08:11 You are such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:08:15 Rude.
00:08:18 Apologies.
00:08:19 Her words, not mine sir.
00:08:22 Like the girls from last night.
00:08:43 Chop chop, pay the new CEO's about to arrive. Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:08:51 Such a good ex-husband, I can't wait.
00:08:54 I'm sore.
00:08:56 You were never late.
00:08:58 Had a party in last night?
00:08:59 No.
00:09:01 I must find my style.
00:09:03 I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe and he's truly hot and ultra rich.
00:09:09 Well, then Marion would be so damn lucky.
00:09:12 You think he's interested in one of us?
00:09:14 Okay. Don't be delusional. He's probably a goldfish.
00:09:17 Oh, you're right.
00:09:18 What are you two babbling about?
00:09:20 The CEO's about to be here. We need to come in.
00:09:22 He's here.
00:09:24 Oh my god.
00:09:25 Get up. Go, go, go.
00:09:26 Everybody look sharp.
00:09:27 Thank you.
00:09:28 You're welcome.
00:09:29 You're welcome.
00:09:30 [music]
00:09:45 Come on. Smile. Smile.
00:09:49 [music]
00:10:11 Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:10:15 [music]
00:10:25 Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:10:31 It's important to maintain a professional image.
00:10:35 Next time this happens, I'm going to get the look.
00:10:44 Okay, he doesn't recognize my face but not even my name?
00:10:50 Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:10:53 Wait, but that means I can keep this job if he doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:10:57 Her hair smells kind of nice.
00:11:00 Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:11:04 I don't know. I'd like her to be my secretary, please. Thank you.
00:11:10 Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:11:15 What?
00:11:18 I'm an engineer.
00:11:20 I'm an engineer.
00:11:22 [arguing]
00:11:26 Shh. Mr. Valentino, this will be your new office for the time being.
00:11:31 [music]
00:11:38 I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir. Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:11:43 Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:11:46 No. Just curious.
00:11:50 Ms. Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone, so she's requesting a pick-her-ups model.
00:11:55 [arguing]
00:12:00 [music]
00:12:14 Coffee or tea?
00:12:17 Coffee.
00:12:22 I'll get that right away.
00:12:24 Oh, and next time, knock. It's basic etiquette.
00:12:29 Of course, your majesty.
00:12:31 [music]
00:12:40 Have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:12:42 [music]
00:12:49 You said coffee?
00:12:51 Coffee, please.
00:12:53 Yeah.
00:12:54 Sorry.
00:12:55 I'll go get the coffee.
00:12:58 She wants my attention.
00:13:00 [music]
00:13:04 I was going to walk in there, and I was going to say, "Quick!"
00:13:08 And then I was going to slap him!
00:13:12 And then...
00:13:14 [knocking]
00:13:15 Ms. Hampson, the boss wants to see you.
00:13:19 Okay.
00:13:22 Your coffee, sir.
00:13:24 [screaming]
00:13:29 Okay, sir. All right.
00:13:34 That's the end.
00:13:36 Oh, my god.
00:13:37 What are you doing?
00:13:39 Do you need something from me, sir?
00:13:41 Yes, I need you.
00:13:43 I need you to go shopping.
00:13:45 To get a gift that serves as an apology.
00:13:49 It must be for Patricia Brown, for that call I intercepted last night.
00:13:55 [sigh]
00:13:58 Scumbag.
00:13:59 What?
00:14:01 I'm just--I'm celebrating because an overly competent engineer such as myself
00:14:10 am more qualified to tackle such a daunting task of figuring out this--
00:14:19 Have we met before?
00:14:22 Have we met before?
00:14:24 We slept together, too, dummy.
00:14:27 I don't think so.
00:14:29 I'm going to go get your gifts now.
00:14:31 Thank you.
00:14:36 God, this is hot.
00:14:39 Jake, an ice pack, ASAP.
00:14:44 And another coffee.
00:14:50 What is this?
00:14:53 Looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:14:55 I think it is intentional.
00:15:00 Lisa!
00:15:02 Yes?
00:15:04 Do you have a problem with me?
00:15:07 What?
00:15:09 What are you talking about?
00:15:10 Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.
00:15:13 Oh.
00:15:15 Okay, see, I'm an engineer, so all I had was parchment paper.
00:15:24 You're just trying to get my attention, aren't you?
00:15:26 Don't misunderstand me.
00:15:28 I simply thought that brown paper would match Miss Brown's absence.
00:15:32 Whoever said this is for Patricia Brown?
00:15:35 It's actually for--
00:15:38 What's up?
00:15:40 How many mistresses do you have?
00:15:42 Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:15:44 He's buying gifts for me?
00:15:47 He's never gotten me anything in the three years we've been married.
00:15:51 Maybe he does have a heart.
00:15:54 Oh.
00:15:56 Your ex-wife is also named Lisa Samson.
00:15:59 You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:16:01 I am literally her, dumbass.
00:16:05 Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address so she can send this to her?
00:16:14 Jesus fucking Christ, I know where I live.
00:16:17 I'll find the address.
00:16:23 Hmm, she wants to play.
00:16:26 And I shall indulge her.
00:16:29 No, so the girl literally did not remember his own ex-wife's name.
00:16:34 Forget his ass. You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:16:37 Why don't we go again?
00:16:39 No, I, um, I gotta have a headache.
00:16:42 You don't want to drink?
00:16:43 Go ahead.
00:16:44 I don't, yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:16:46 Yeah, hey, hey, can I say that?
00:16:48 Say it again.
00:16:50 So, why don't you go to a business dinner and drink with us tonight?
00:16:56 Uh, tonight, I can't. I have, um, got plans and I'm not drinking anyway.
00:17:02 Perfect. You can be our designated driver then.
00:17:08 Um, no.
00:17:14 Cheers.
00:17:22 Why won't she drink up?
00:17:24 Disrespectful to our culture.
00:17:26 How am I supposed to do business with you people like this?
00:17:31 Ask me nicely and maybe I'll save you.
00:17:34 Shirt face.
00:17:38 How about this?
00:17:40 I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:17:43 It's wonderful for your... health.
00:17:48 I'm sure that your wife will be very excited about it later tonight.
00:18:06 Slick.
00:18:08 Maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:18:15 What are you doing?
00:18:18 It's that time. I've got peanuts.
00:18:21 You know about the boss's peanut allergy?
00:18:23 How the hell would you know that?
00:18:26 Mr. Valentino is the hottest guy in town, so you know all the girls in the office have been talking about it.
00:18:32 I knew it. She's interested in me.
00:18:37 Please be mindful of social boundaries, Ms. Epson.
00:18:40 Says the one who hires his ex-wife to be his secretary?
00:18:43 Yeah, excuse me.
00:18:51 Excuse me.
00:18:56 She's a good secretary.
00:18:58 I still don't understand why you want me to prank her for you.
00:19:01 Because she pranked me earlier, so I want to prank her now.
00:19:04 So she has a sense of humor.
00:19:06 Don't be so mean to her.
00:19:08 I was your college roommate for four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:19:21 Excuse me, where are you going?
00:19:24 To my driver.
00:19:31 Oops. I better go check on my restaurant.
00:19:36 Excuse me.
00:19:42 Your grandfather called.
00:19:44 He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino to come back and have dinner with him now that you're back in the country.
00:19:47 He doesn't know that we're divorced?
00:19:51 Your grandfather's health has declined.
00:19:53 Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.
00:19:56 After all, it is her who's been taking care of him all these years.
00:20:01 She wouldn't have even gotten that marriage contract from my grandpa.
00:20:04 She would have allegedly run into him to save him from an asthma attack.
00:20:07 Not to mention the two million dollars she got out of it.
00:20:10 So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him? It's all for her own benefit.
00:20:15 Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Aiden.
00:20:22 Come on. Let it out.
00:20:25 I should have just let him die.
00:20:27 Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy.
00:20:30 Or give up his two million dollar check and just throw it on top of his grave.
00:20:34 Are you really going to hide the fact that you're his ex-wife?
00:20:37 What else am I supposed to do?
00:20:39 I waited for three years.
00:20:42 And for what? Some pitiful divorce gifts?
00:20:45 Which I had to buy and wrap myself?
00:20:48 I should just give it up.
00:20:50 But you've been in love with him for so long.
00:20:52 And you gave up so much for him.
00:20:55 Samson.
00:21:02 Mr. Valentino is not happy with your lack of goodbyes tonight.
00:21:07 He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:21:10 He's insane. I'm quitting.
00:21:12 [Screaming]
00:21:36 [Screaming]
00:21:43 She spent her entire career sky high thanks to your help.
00:21:45 She broke her leg four years ago, saving my life.
00:21:47 I thought I'd give her a little something else.
00:21:54 Here, take this.
00:21:55 Thank you.
00:21:56 Aiden, thank you so much for picking it up.
00:22:00 Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.
00:22:04 Hey, bump.
00:22:06 I tried to call you two days ago and some random woman picked up.
00:22:09 Who was she?
00:22:14 Sorry, a puppy ran out from under the car, sir.
00:22:18 Was it okay?
00:22:19 Yeah, it's fine. It got out of the way in time.
00:22:21 Ew.
00:22:23 What? What's going on?
00:22:25 I hit my knee. It's hurting.
00:22:27 Hey, Jake, we might need to go to the hospital for this.
00:22:29 No, no, no, no, no.
00:22:30 You don't need to go to the hospital.
00:22:32 I'm just too far gone and I'm just reminded of all the pain.
00:22:36 But if you spend some time with me, you'll feel better.
00:22:43 Get in the car.
00:22:49 Letter of resignation.
00:22:52 So, Stephen's covering for Anna while she's away.
00:22:54 I moved her 11 a.m. to 12.
00:22:56 And then lastly, the board e-mail today.
00:22:58 They said as soon as you make sure everything is in order here,
00:23:00 they want to transfer you to their new start in three months.
00:23:02 She's only going to be here for three months?
00:23:05 That means I don't have to resign.
00:23:08 What is that?
00:23:10 Your apologies for leaving me at the restaurant last night?
00:23:15 Okay.
00:23:17 It's...
00:23:19 It's...
00:23:21 Oh!
00:23:25 I was falling.
00:23:27 You know, falling for me will have severe consequences.
00:23:33 Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago, saving an ungrateful idiot.
00:23:39 And I have 20/20 vision.
00:23:42 And what is that supposed to mean?
00:23:43 She's calling you ugly, sir.
00:23:45 And she's trying to say that she's not blind.
00:23:55 Looks like the break-in molded her.
00:23:57 She's special.
00:23:59 If he thinks he can bully me to submission, he's got another thing coming.
00:24:04 Owen, get me a file on Lisa Sampson.
00:24:06 Wait for secretary, sir.
00:24:08 Secretary? Duh!
00:24:14 Hello.
00:24:15 Hey.
00:24:16 Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.
00:24:18 A family dinner tonight.
00:24:25 Okay.
00:24:32 I can't keep this secret forever.
00:24:34 I cannot do it.
00:24:37 There are other jobs in the world.
00:24:39 I'll lose this one and find another.
00:24:44 Grandpa Valentino?
00:24:46 Olga said you weren't feeling well.
00:24:48 Ow!
00:24:51 Hi, Lester.
00:24:52 Sit, sit, sit.
00:24:53 I'll be all right.
00:24:55 You know, the doctors said it would be healthy for me to have some distraction.
00:25:01 Some great-grandchildren, perhaps.
00:25:06 Some great-grandchildren, perhaps.
00:25:10 Then I could run around chasing after them.
00:25:14 The doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa.
00:25:18 How about some tea?
00:25:20 That would be lovely.
00:25:21 Okay.
00:25:23 Wait.
00:25:24 Where's Iden?
00:25:29 Um, Iden and I--
00:25:34 Sir, Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car has arrived in the driveway.
00:25:39 Well, finally.
00:25:41 Let's go get him, my dear.
00:25:43 Okay.
00:25:56 Sir, Mr. Iden is a bit busy at the moment, so he told me to bring you this new pet first.
00:26:01 I get to live another day.
00:26:03 Yes!
00:26:10 Tell me, where is he?
00:26:12 He's, um, he's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:26:15 Ugh! Brown, that bitch again.
00:26:18 Ah, boy.
00:26:21 Have a goldfish.
00:26:24 Guess I did swap him out for a goldfish.
00:26:32 Oh, gosh.
00:26:36 Iden, can you open my leg?
00:26:41 I need to really stretch my glute.
00:26:44 Wider?
00:26:45 Open it.
00:26:46 More.
00:26:47 It's open.
00:26:48 More.
00:26:49 Okay.
00:26:59 Excuse me, sir.
00:27:00 Your grandfather insists that you join him.
00:27:02 Okay, yes, I think I should go.
00:27:04 I thought you wanted nothing to do with your skinny ex-wife.
00:27:13 Hey, Grandpa.
00:27:14 How are you?
00:27:15 Um, I think I just come in to check up on you.
00:27:17 What are you--
00:27:18 Oh, you remember I exist, do you?
00:27:21 You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:27:24 Hell, you missed Lisa.
00:27:26 She just left.
00:27:27 Even the tea is still warm.
00:27:29 You'd rather fly around the world with that dang mistress of yours and spare one glass at your wife.
00:27:34 Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.
00:27:36 Don't you mention her name in this house.
00:27:39 Go explain to your wife.
00:27:40 Actually, there's something that I was and--
00:27:44 Do you have any idea how she's been taking care of this family this entire time?
00:27:50 She takes me to all my doctor visits.
00:27:53 Even this tea.
00:27:55 She makes the blend all herself.
00:28:00 Okay.
00:28:06 This tea isn't bad.
00:28:10 You could be drinking this every day.
00:28:14 Grandpa, it's average.
00:28:16 Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:28:18 I gave it to Lisa already.
00:28:21 You can't bribe me with pets.
00:28:23 I want a human great-grandchild.
00:28:26 Now go home.
00:28:27 And don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:28:31 Okay, Grandpa.
00:28:37 Hey, where are you going with my tea?
00:28:39 It's not bad.
00:28:43 Hey, girl, what's wrong?
00:28:44 Is your dad still a veterinarian and do you know how to take care of a goldfish?
00:28:47 Yes and no.
00:28:49 But, Gord, you got a goldfish?
00:28:50 I got a goldfish.
00:28:51 I just had a call about it.
00:28:54 How about tea today?
00:28:59 Order up.
00:29:00 One piping hot tea.
00:29:02 I don't know if the diminished brain capacity is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp
00:29:05 or from fumigating himself every day with body spray,
00:29:07 but either way, you look like a feral dog and you smell like one, too.
00:29:10 How's that for tea?
00:29:12 Make sure it's hot.
00:29:18 What?
00:29:19 Got enough work for you to do?
00:29:20 Got enough time to chit-chat with one of your guy co-workers?
00:29:24 You know, I don't think I'm actually very good at this whole secretary thing,
00:29:27 so maybe I should ask--
00:29:28 Don't cut yourself short and make a nice cup of coffee.
00:29:35 Not a bad cup of tea, either.
00:29:37 It tastes just like the tea from last night.
00:29:43 So, tell me, what did you put in it?
00:29:47 It's just an herbal blend.
00:29:51 I didn't realize you liked tea so much.
00:29:55 I did?
00:29:57 I'm sure I didn't know you were supposed to be here.
00:30:04 First time seeing the mistress in person.
00:30:07 She's pretty.
00:30:09 But stupid, and mean.
00:30:11 I have to go shopping.
00:30:12 Why don't you come with?
00:30:14 I'm a bit busy today.
00:30:16 Why don't you take the car, Lisa?
00:30:18 Take her shopping.
00:30:19 Thank you.
00:30:23 You two have fun.
00:30:24 Men like you stupid, don't they?
00:30:35 Take a photo of me holding this, and then we can just throw it out after.
00:30:45 Just roll your eyes at me.
00:30:50 I can tell you what I did.
00:30:52 He sent you here to serve me.
00:30:55 I can spot a gold digger from a mile away.
00:30:57 Is that because you spent so much time looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:31:00 I'm going to swat away all the flies surrounding Iden.
00:31:05 Flies won't trust.
00:31:07 Are you calling me a piece of shit?
00:31:09 Because I'd be happy to pass on that message.
00:31:13 Hey, what is going on?
00:31:15 She hit me!
00:31:18 I love technology.
00:31:20 She hit me, actually.
00:31:22 The security camera's not gonna lie.
00:31:29 Anyway, as if I haven't watched enough real short shows to know how to deal with bitches like you.
00:31:36 Did you hit her?
00:31:37 No!
00:31:38 She's lying!
00:31:40 Thank God that shithead ex-husband didn't take the house and hot tub with him.
00:31:51 I can relax after a long day.
00:32:02 What is it, shithead ex-husband?
00:32:04 What?
00:32:05 What did you just call me?
00:32:07 Mr. Valentino, what's up?
00:32:10 Look, I'm a bit drunk, so I'm gonna need you to come pick me up at the 7th Heaven bar.
00:32:17 What?
00:32:18 Yeah.
00:32:19 Wait, 7th Heaven?
00:32:20 No way I'm going.
00:32:24 Shut up, what the hell.
00:32:34 Hey.
00:32:36 You're cute.
00:32:38 Wanna dance?
00:32:40 You're drunk.
00:32:42 How about I take you home?
00:32:44 No, Lisa's coming to pick me up.
00:32:46 Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:32:48 Hey, can you get up?
00:32:50 Hey, ever heard of first come, first serve, ugly buddy?
00:32:53 If he's not coming home with me, he's definitely not coming home with you.
00:32:57 Okay.
00:32:59 You know what?
00:33:01 Let's bet on it.
00:33:02 If he comes home with me, you beat his tap.
00:33:04 But if he goes home with you, I'll beat your tap.
00:33:07 Deal.
00:33:08 Should've checked the mirror before leaving the house, loser.
00:33:10 Great.
00:33:15 Wanna come home with me?
00:33:19 Uh, that sounds good.
00:33:23 What, is he blind?
00:33:25 I'm clearly the hot one.
00:33:31 Thanks for picking up the tap.
00:33:35 Good?
00:33:36 Mm-hmm.
00:33:37 Mind if you call Jake?
00:33:39 Or Miss Poopypants?
00:33:43 Quiet for your jealous.
00:33:44 My God, how can he be this hot?
00:33:48 Mr. Valentino, this is Valentino.
00:33:51 Sign?
00:33:55 Oh, sorry, former. This is Valentino.
00:34:03 Oh!
00:34:05 I get it!
00:34:06 Sorry for interrupting.
00:34:08 Carry on.
00:34:11 All right, you guys.
00:34:13 When we start stating her after the divorce...
00:34:17 Hey, no money for us sluggers.
00:34:23 So?
00:34:26 This is Valentino.
00:34:29 Okay, um...
00:34:34 I admit it.
00:34:37 I'm... your ex-wife.
00:34:44 [coughing]
00:34:47 Oh, okay, okay!
00:34:52 Just kidding, I'm good.
00:34:57 Okay.
00:35:09 Oh, that's nice.
00:35:15 You look the same as you did five years ago.
00:35:19 I bet you think I skimmed my way into this marriage.
00:35:26 When I found out that your grandfather wanted me to marry you,
00:35:31 I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:35:35 Whatever.
00:35:36 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:35:39 Your house, your hair smells so nice.
00:35:42 That's not as nice as Lisa Simpson's tea.
00:35:50 Why, oh why does she always yell at me?
00:35:53 I don't yell at you!
00:35:57 Well, then tell me.
00:35:59 Why do you play so hard to get?
00:36:07 Oh, my God, I'm so confused.
00:36:13 Okay, you were drunk, and now you're drunk.
00:36:17 Are you messing with me, I did Valentino?
00:36:20 Ms. Simpson!
00:36:23 Hey, look, don't be like all those gold diggers on the TV dramas
00:36:27 that are just trying to sleep their way to the top.
00:36:32 I'm sorry, are you okay?
00:36:33 Don't assume the worst of me.
00:36:35 Is money all that you care about?
00:36:37 No, I should have left you at the club.
00:36:38 Don't call me after 5 p.m.
00:36:43 Shit, I fucked up.
00:36:51 Got files for you.
00:36:54 I got your favorite pastry.
00:36:55 They are quarterly budget reports from the finance department.
00:36:58 They need your signature immediately.
00:37:01 Okay, I just want to talk a little bit to you about last night.
00:37:12 I'll hug your shoulder.
00:37:14 Mr. Valentino, I found the mystery woman that you spent the night with at the resort.
00:37:18 What?
00:37:25 No, I mean, all I can see is silhouettes.
00:37:27 Here, Jake, how am I going to see who it actually is?
00:37:31 Thank God, it's just a silhouette.
00:37:33 It may just be a silhouette,
00:37:35 but I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon with a positive pregnancy test
00:37:38 asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support.
00:37:41 Stop with the overreactive imagination. Take it back, Jake.
00:37:44 No way am I pregnant.
00:37:47 Samson, your back.
00:37:50 What?
00:37:51 Your back and the back of your hair look identical to the woman in this video.
00:37:54 Identical is a strong word, don't we think?
00:37:57 Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:38:01 He can't prove anything if I just deny it.
00:38:06 Take off your blazer.
00:38:07 What?
00:38:10 You heard me. Take off the blazer.
00:38:14 That's an HR violation, actually.
00:38:16 Well, if that was you and the security camera, I can go to HR.
00:38:19 Now take off the blazer.
00:38:21 What's the problem?
00:38:24 The blazer. We take off the blazer.
00:38:26 What's going on here?
00:38:29 You're trying to steal my boyfriend.
00:38:31 That's enough, Patricia.
00:38:33 We're coming on our date, right?
00:38:36 Great, I'm going to leave.
00:38:38 And you're coming with us.
00:38:39 What?
00:38:41 I can't.
00:38:43 I've got a fish to feed at home, and I don't want it to go belly up.
00:38:47 Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:38:51 Your boss.
00:38:52 The goldfish was gifted to me by a very special man.
00:38:58 Well, you're on the clock.
00:39:00 So it's either your job or the goldfish.
00:39:02 I didn't.
00:39:03 You can't serve me fish.
00:39:07 Fine. I'll go.
00:39:10 But that's a good idea.
00:39:12 Yeah.
00:39:19 Oh my God, I did.
00:39:20 Did you see that new film I got started in?
00:39:22 Okay, there's this character, Evil Queen, and she reminds me so much of your scooby-dack squad.
00:39:30 Thank you, my friend. Of course. All the help.
00:39:33 Cheers.
00:39:40 Oh, no. Looks like I got you all wet.
00:39:43 I guess you've got to go home and change.
00:39:47 Bathroom.
00:39:50 Sorry.
00:39:51 It's Kitty Queen's bathroom.
00:39:56 Anyway, the production was, uh, high coverage, uh, they really should have put a higher budget.
00:40:01 I just, like, I'm a queen.
00:40:03 Like, clearly they didn't know what she was doing.
00:40:05 They didn't give me enough broads, or I just, whatever.
00:40:07 But you know me, I'm--
00:40:13 Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Iden.
00:40:17 And who are you to tell me this?
00:40:19 His mistress.
00:40:20 He loves me.
00:40:30 What are you going to do? Hit me?
00:40:32 Bingo.
00:40:35 You asked for it. Mistress is getting slapped.
00:40:38 Hey, what is with all the noise?
00:40:40 Huh? Iden, she slapped me!
00:40:43 And why would you do that?
00:40:44 Because I'm a super-duper evil conniving and scheming little bitch.
00:40:51 I don't think I can't fire you.
00:40:53 I can't fire her! You can't. Because I am firing you. For my life.
00:40:59 You can't do that.
00:41:00 I just did.
00:41:04 Hey, if I was you, I would take that back!
00:41:08 You can't do that.
00:41:10 I just did.
00:41:12 Hey, if I was you, I would take that back!
00:41:16 Iden, my leg, it's hurting again.
00:41:20 She just fired me.
00:41:22 She just fired me!
00:41:24 She just fired me!
00:41:35 Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:41:45 Oh, my God, this tea sucks. What is this?
00:41:49 Some left, sir. Remember.
00:41:53 Do you want a new one? Do you want a coffee instead?
00:41:56 No, no. I don't want to take that away.
00:42:00 Yes, sir.
00:42:09 Oh, God.
00:42:14 Boss doesn't like your glance.
00:42:17 Do you know how many different combinations of tea leaves, temperatures, and techniques
00:42:20 the former secretary tested and formulated just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:42:23 Yeah, that's true.
00:42:25 Ever since the new CO arrived, all she would do is carry tea leaves,
00:42:29 prepared to make any combination, any time, as little as desired.
00:42:33 Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:42:36 And such big shoes to fill. How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:42:40 Spill the tea.
00:42:41 Did she get fired for trying to seduce the boss?
00:42:45 Was that pun intended or unintended?
00:42:49 I can't remember what you fired.
00:42:52 Unintended, right?
00:42:54 I thought so.
00:43:01 She's always so cool to me on the surface, but deep down,
00:43:05 she actually really cares about me.
00:43:12 What's this?
00:43:13 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:43:16 She'll send both items here by mistake, so we'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:43:20 Okay.
00:43:21 I would put your suit in the executive closet, but Samson still has the key.
00:43:26 Hired her back.
00:43:28 I mean, I don't get it. When you fire somebody, they take the key.
00:43:30 That makes no sense.
00:43:32 I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:43:42 I'm glad I don't have a cat. Otherwise, this fish would already be dead.
00:43:47 LOL.
00:43:48 It's the goldfish that she got.
00:43:51 Whoever got that for her is lame.
00:43:56 Oh.
00:43:58 Cute puppy.
00:44:00 I like puppies too.
00:44:03 Going out tonight!
00:44:04 Time to find a cute daddy for my puppy.
00:44:08 Who are you going out with?
00:44:14 No, it's...
00:44:16 It's probably best just to be nice. Let me just...
00:44:22 Cute puppy.
00:44:27 Period. Yeah, it's fine.
00:44:33 What?
00:44:35 Oh my...
00:44:37 I think one of the hardest to get strategies is to go in too far, Lisa.
00:44:41 Jeez, Jake.
00:44:44 Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting her attention than it is the other way around?
00:44:49 How long have you been standing there?
00:44:52 It's time for the events, right?
00:44:55 [Music]
00:45:17 [Music]
00:45:33 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:45:36 My schemey ex-wife is here? She better not say anything bad about me.
00:45:40 How do these appetizers look? Good.
00:45:50 You! What are you doing here?
00:45:54 It's none of your beeswax.
00:45:57 I don't work for you anymore.
00:46:00 And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:46:03 Who are you here to meet?
00:46:05 Showing this much skin? Trying to look so... appetizing?
00:46:09 Fishing for a new husband?
00:46:11 I'm definitely not fishing for you.
00:46:14 You were always so beautiful.
00:46:16 Who is your Mrs. Valentino?
00:46:22 I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:46:25 Mrs. Valentino?
00:46:28 Oh!
00:46:32 What?
00:46:33 Oh! My mistake. Excuse me.
00:46:37 Yeah, it's fine.
00:46:42 Did I get the wrong person?
00:46:45 I see her at the hospital all the time with Mr. Valentino Sr.
00:46:51 This is the file you wanted on Lisa Samson?
00:46:57 Secretary, I haven't looked at it. I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator to look into your co-workers.
00:47:04 But she's married.
00:47:05 I heard she just got divorced.
00:47:06 Is that why she's so hot and cold with me? She's not ready for a new relationship?
00:47:12 Mr. and Mrs. Valentino!
00:47:15 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:47:17 Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit. Let's go.
00:47:20 Yes, sir.
00:47:34 This is the house you left your ex-wife at after the divorce, sir.
00:47:42 Damn! You literally shit what you eat.
00:47:45 I like him. He surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.
00:47:50 But you're a good boy. Can't say a thing about that jerk face.
00:47:55 Who's talking about you, sir?
00:47:56 Go around. That's way too rude.
00:47:58 I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:48:00 That's not her.
00:48:02 Then who are you here to see?
00:48:04 I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed it's not that Lisa.
00:48:10 Let's go.
00:48:35 I'm so happy to see you.
00:48:44 You're back? I just swapped your dog.
00:48:47 Thank you.
00:48:49 Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice in one night?
00:48:57 I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:49:01 He's willing to owe you an apology.
00:49:03 You're right, but I just...
00:49:07 I don't know. I thought it would be a clean break.
00:49:10 No.
00:49:12 I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around.
00:49:14 That's true.
00:49:16 But he's a two-timing scumbag.
00:49:18 And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:49:20 Scumbags don't live in our head rent-free.
00:49:23 You're right.
00:49:24 Okay, cheers to that.
00:49:27 Hey, now I'm back on the market.
00:49:30 You are.
00:49:47 What do you want?
00:49:48 Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:49:56 Are you going to call her?
00:49:57 Almost there, sir.
00:49:59 Keep waiting.
00:50:00 Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:50:07 Samson, are you all right?
00:50:13 Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:15 Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me? Talk to me.
00:50:18 Uh, Mr. Valentino, a girl who has self-respect doesn't do tasty faxies.
00:50:23 So, bye!
00:50:25 No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:27 So, what if I were to tell you I can give you your own independent project?
00:50:32 In exchange, you come back and work for me, secretary, for a month.
00:50:37 Is he serious?
00:50:38 It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:50:41 So how does that sound?
00:50:42 Oh, and not to mention it'll be good for your career and the pay raise.
00:50:47 Maybe I can finally give back the two million dollar check and call it even.
00:50:52 All right, deal.
00:50:54 Well, hold on, hold on, I thought you said no tasty faxies a moment ago.
00:50:57 Yeah, but there's a condition.
00:50:59 You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of, then someone's a discussion.
00:51:03 Well, all right, then. I will see you tomorrow.
00:51:06 See you tomorrow!
00:51:08 Tea?
00:51:17 Welcome back, Lisa.
00:51:20 So, tell me, did you block me?
00:51:25 No, I would definitely, definitely not block you.
00:51:34 Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you lie?
00:51:37 Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:51:41 Sir, we found out who drugged you.
00:51:44 Who was it?
00:51:45 Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:51:48 I need to pay him a visit, then.
00:51:50 You're coming with me. Let's go.
00:51:52 Frank Dunst, the CEO of a rival company, should be right beside you.
00:52:04 Why are we back here again?
00:52:06 Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:52:12 Bathroom!
00:52:15 Let's go.
00:52:17 Oh, my!
00:52:23 Iden Valentino.
00:52:27 What can I do for you, chick?
00:52:32 Is that one of your goons?
00:52:38 Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:52:41 Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:52:44 Oh, hello, pretty.
00:52:54 Can I be Frank?
00:53:01 I would love that, Frank.
00:53:05 Hello, pretty.
00:53:07 I got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:53:11 How about I give you a tour, you want?
00:53:13 Respectfully, no.
00:53:15 Did I mention that I own this place?
00:53:19 Oh, really?
00:53:21 Well, in that case...
00:53:34 Look, you're gonna regret this!
00:53:37 Watch for your real pain.
00:53:41 Watch for your real pain.
00:53:44 Are you okay?
00:53:51 Don't you know who I am?
00:53:55 Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law, you idiot!
00:54:02 If I recall correctly, your wife is an only child.
00:54:06 And so heirs to the Maple Fortress.
00:54:09 So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:54:11 He doesn't look like part of the Maple family at all.
00:54:14 Are you cheating on your wife with his sister, sir?
00:54:17 What do you want, Iden?
00:54:20 The Northpoint Project.
00:54:23 I'm interested in this.
00:54:26 The Northpoint Project.
00:54:29 I'm interested in that.
00:54:31 A hundred billion dollar project.
00:54:34 That's right.
00:54:35 Alright.
00:54:38 I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:54:41 And I also want an apology to my secretary, Nell.
00:54:45 I'm sorry.
00:54:48 And I apologize on behalf of this...
00:54:50 Brutal idiot!
00:54:52 My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:54:54 Unlike yours.
00:54:56 That's why I, as their superior, protect them.
00:54:59 Get up!
00:55:01 Let's go.
00:55:04 I, uh...
00:55:10 I want to thank you for saving me.
00:55:15 And, um...
00:55:18 Would you have done the same if it were a different girl?
00:55:21 Nobody bullies you except for me.
00:55:25 No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:55:28 I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:55:30 Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:55:33 No.
00:55:36 No! No!
00:55:37 I... I... I'm not!
00:55:39 Do you dance?
00:55:51 Oh, um...
00:55:53 No, um, not anymore.
00:55:55 I mean, not... it's just not anymore.
00:55:57 My gifts.
00:56:03 From the company, not from me.
00:56:07 You really don't remember me anymore?
00:56:16 I don't.
00:56:20 No.
00:56:22 No, he's so ugly.
00:56:25 I don't have anything left to do, do you?
00:56:27 Are you okay?
00:56:38 I can't see.
00:56:40 I can't see.
00:56:42 My leg!
00:56:45 Shit!
00:56:46 You too!
00:56:48 Call the police!
00:56:50 Mr. Valentino!
00:56:51 We have to get you to safety.
00:56:53 Here, this is my family heirloom.
00:56:57 Come find me.
00:56:59 We really have to go.
00:57:01 [Groans]
00:57:03 How do you know I like dogs?
00:57:24 He pays attention to me.
00:57:27 [Music]
00:57:31 Ryan!
00:57:33 Lisa!
00:57:35 Hi!
00:57:37 Here, let me get this.
00:57:39 This looks good.
00:57:44 It's for tonight.
00:57:46 Oh.
00:57:47 Okay.
00:57:48 I got to see this next weekend.
00:57:51 What?
00:57:53 [Splash]
00:57:55 I left him at the office.
00:57:59 I knew you wanted to go out with me.
00:58:09 Wait, Lisa.
00:58:14 Why aren't you at the Valentino's for the holidays this year?
00:58:17 Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:58:20 Has that item balancing up in me to you?
00:58:22 No!
00:58:23 No, it's great.
00:58:25 I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:58:28 And he got me a designer purse.
00:58:30 If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend, who blackmailed me for two million dollars,
00:58:33 she wouldn't have had to agree to the marriage contract anyway.
00:58:35 It's all my fault.
00:58:37 No, it's not.
00:58:38 Hey, it's okay.
00:58:40 Ryan, it's not your fault.
00:58:47 Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
00:58:50 Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
00:58:54 She's hiding from her crimes.
00:58:56 She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:58:58 She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:59:01 That's why we owe two million dollars?
00:59:03 Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?
00:59:05 Just live your happy married life.
00:59:08 That's all I want for you.
00:59:10 You've already done too much for me.
00:59:13 [Phone vibrates]
00:59:16 [Phone vibrates]
00:59:17 Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
00:59:24 When are we back for dinner?
00:59:25 I don't know.
00:59:26 Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
00:59:37 I didn't Valentino.
00:59:38 Even if he doesn't want to see me, he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
00:59:44 [Footsteps]
00:59:46 What the hell are you doing here?
00:59:53 He was with her again?
00:59:55 You're like a leech, huh?
01:00:01 Can't get rid of you.
01:00:02 I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
01:00:06 What? I didn't slap you hard enough last time so you came back for more?
01:00:10 [Sneezes]
01:00:11 Name your price.
01:00:13 How much to get you away from Aiden?
01:00:16 How much for you to leave Aiden alone?
01:00:19 One million?
01:00:20 I'll pay you one million dollars to leave Aiden alone.
01:00:24 That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
01:00:26 Is that how much Aiden Valentino's worth to you?
01:00:29 What a joke.
01:00:30 Five million.
01:00:31 Five trillion dollars.
01:00:36 Couldn't buy my love for Aiden Valentino.
01:00:38 What do you know about Aiden anyway?
01:00:41 He's allergic to peanuts.
01:00:43 He loves seafood at his evening runs.
01:00:45 Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman, but he actually has a lot of soft spots, including puppies.
01:00:51 He's a dog person like me, and if he sees a dog on his evening runs, he will stop just so that he can play with it.
01:00:57 I'm going to seduce Aiden for real.
01:01:00 He's mine.
01:01:02 Yeah!
01:01:06 Aiden!
01:01:08 Awkward!
01:01:12 What a confession, Lisa.
01:01:16 I didn't know you feel that way about me.
01:01:18 Okay.
01:01:21 Mrs. Valentino!
01:01:23 Oh, I mean, actually, what do I call you?
01:01:28 I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
01:01:31 Lisa. Lisa's totally fine.
01:01:34 Oh, yeah, okay.
01:01:36 Thank you.
01:01:37 I hope everything's okay.
01:01:38 Yeah, yeah, no, sorry, I'm just a little tired.
01:01:41 Oh, it's good to see you again.
01:01:43 Yo, you too. You look great in your scrubs.
01:01:46 Hi, baby. Hi.
01:01:49 Girl.
01:01:51 Hi. Yeah.
01:02:01 Remember Lisa Sampson?
01:02:04 How about some sweet revenge?
01:02:07 Jake, can you get Lisa in here? Thank you.
01:02:22 You called for me?
01:02:27 My God, how can he be this hot?
01:02:31 Please tie this tie for me.
01:02:34 I don't know how to tie a tie, actually, so you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:02:41 Well, you are already in here, so why don't you get your shot?
01:02:45 Fine.
01:02:48 Lisa.
01:02:51 Lisa, Lisa.
01:02:53 You're not too good at this, are you?
01:03:00 I guess you have no one else to practice on.
01:03:03 Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:03:06 No.
01:03:08 You're actually the first.
01:03:11 I've got work to do, so I'll be off.
01:03:14 Why were you at the hospital last night?
01:03:17 I go for physical therapy sometimes.
01:03:24 You have an injury?
01:03:25 That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:03:28 No reaction. He really doesn't care.
01:03:32 I wasn't stalking you, by the way.
01:03:35 Sure.
01:03:36 I mean it. Like, all the stuff I said at the hospital, that was just nonsense, you know?
01:03:42 I only said it because your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:03:49 So I just wanted to piss her off.
01:03:52 So you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:03:56 No. No, of course not. I'm a professional.
01:04:00 Professional indeed. I knew it.
01:04:08 Thank you. Yeah, I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:04:14 Alright. That'll be all, Miss Samson.
01:04:18 Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:04:22 Sorry, Samson, but the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:04:29 He says, um...
01:04:32 If she loves working so much, then I'll give her twice the work.
01:04:35 She'll be thanking me.
01:04:38 Twice the work?
01:04:44 Does he know I have a real job?
01:04:49 I'm only his secretary, and he's already torturing me this much?
01:04:54 Imagine what he would do if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:04:59 [phone rings]
01:05:02 Mr. Valentino?
01:05:08 Mr. Valentino?
01:05:13 Here, with those files that you asked for.
01:05:17 Holy shit, this place is nice.
01:05:20 Nice tub!
01:05:26 Don't touch it.
01:05:29 Yeah, why are you naked?
01:05:32 You break into my house and you start touching my body and you call me a perv.
01:05:37 Interesting.
01:05:40 You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:05:43 No, I don't need those anymore.
01:05:46 He just loves tormenting me.
01:05:49 But, now that you're here, why don't you join me for a drink?
01:05:55 Cheers.
01:05:58 That's okay. I'm not really drinking right now, anyway.
01:06:13 And I'm really overloaded with stuff for the rest of the night.
01:06:19 So, I'm just going to leave the files here, in case you need them.
01:06:23 And, um, yeah, I'll head out.
01:06:25 Well, hold on, wait one second.
01:06:27 I'll be in a second. I'll give you a ride home.
01:06:30 No, that's okay. I have a ride already.
01:06:33 Okay.
01:06:36 See you later?
01:06:39 See you.
01:06:41 I bid you good eve, sir.
01:06:50 It's a pool.
01:06:53 My ritual actually replaces those SRS.
01:07:05 Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking cure right now?
01:07:12 [Gasp]
01:07:14 [Gasp]
01:07:17 You!
01:07:20 What are you doing here?
01:07:23 [Gasp]
01:07:30 Thanks for trying to steal Iden from me.
01:07:33 And after tonight, he's never going to want to touch you again.
01:07:37 Because we're cutting up your face.
01:07:44 This is my family heirloom. Find me.
01:07:48 Where did you get that necklace?
01:07:51 Where did you get that necklace?
01:07:56 Oh, this? This is a token of Iden's, uh, jealous.
01:08:00 You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:08:05 Don't come near me.
01:08:08 I'm Iden Valentino's wife. You don't want to mess with me.
01:08:13 Quit pluffing. You were just his secretary last week.
01:08:17 [Screams]
01:08:20 Don't. Don't.
01:08:25 [Screams]
01:08:28 Hey!
01:08:31 Hey!
01:08:34 You okay?
01:08:39 [Screams]
01:08:41 Dump his body at the Maple residence. Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:08:45 We'll see how Dunn's going to afford his vermin without his wife's money.
01:08:49 And Patricia Brown too.
01:08:51 They kidnapped her too?
01:08:52 No. She was working with the men who hurt me.
01:08:54 No, no, no. You must be imagining this. We didn't see her when we came in here.
01:08:57 Iden.
01:08:58 What?
01:08:59 Listen to me.
01:09:00 Look, look. I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:09:04 Fine.
01:09:06 Thanks for saving me.
01:09:08 Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:10 I'll take you back. Come on. I'll take you back.
01:09:12 No, no.
01:09:13 Lisa!
01:09:15 Lisa!
01:09:24 I'm sorry.
01:09:26 Please, I just want to talk for a second. Lisa, please!
01:09:30 Lisa!
01:09:34 [Crying]
01:09:50 Iden!
01:09:52 Four years ago I put on my necklace.
01:09:55 Patricia Brown stole it.
01:09:57 She ransacked the house. It must have been her.
01:10:01 I'm sorry, sis. Everything is my fault.
01:10:04 Is this necklace important to you? Can I get you another one?
01:10:29 I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.
01:10:31 And you finished the whole bottle yourself?
01:10:34 What's going on?
01:10:37 I got kidnapped.
01:10:40 So, that piece of crap Brown took your necklace to pose as you.
01:10:47 Your husband's actual savior?
01:10:50 No, get this. She's also the one who framed Brian for her hit and run, and that's why we owe the two million dollars.
01:10:56 That bitch! She did everything to get closer to Iden!
01:11:00 You've got to do something.
01:11:02 Like what?
01:11:04 He believes her completely.
01:11:07 And if I had any evidence at all, I wouldn't have had to sign a marriage contract.
01:11:13 She's got the necklace.
01:11:15 Like, I don't even think I can call him a scumbag anymore because he thinks that she's me.
01:11:20 Take your man back.
01:11:23 Take my man back?
01:11:25 It's Iden.
01:11:30 Hello? This is the Irish Pub. This lady is drunk. Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:11:41 What was that? Now what? What are we going to do?
01:11:46 Well, now we're going to go to the Irish Pub and make a change.
01:11:50 We're going to go to the Irish Pub?
01:11:52 Yes, we are.
01:11:57 There you go. I have a couple. There you go.
01:12:00 You're in the most cars in the world, than anybody else.
01:12:06 All right. Let's get the seatbelt on you.
01:12:09 Oh, okay.
01:12:11 [laughs]
01:12:13 All right.
01:12:16 Oh.
01:12:18 You actually look sweet when you're asleep.
01:12:20 Because when you're awake, like a tiger always chewing me out.
01:12:24 [tiger growls]
01:12:25 Oh.
01:12:27 I'm going to eat you up.
01:12:29 Yeah. Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:12:36 There you go. Just take a nap. I'll drive.
01:12:46 Lisa, where do you actually live?
01:12:51 Lisa.
01:12:54 Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:13:07 Okay, there you go.
01:13:09 And I'm going to change my place. This is because, frankly, I don't know where you live.
01:13:14 And I'm not going to do anything about it.
01:13:18 Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida. Don't do anything stupid.
01:13:22 She's under the influence.
01:13:26 Wait, Lisa. Please be mindful of social boundaries.
01:13:39 Lisa, if you go any lower, then I'm going to have to cut your pay in half.
01:13:47 Lisa!
01:13:48 Oh!
01:13:52 If I knew that you were going to be like this, I would have left you to your own devices.
01:14:11 My, oh my, Samson. Did you just spend the night together?
01:14:16 I'm going to keep you up on my morning meeting notes.
01:14:23 That's right. Take your man back.
01:14:33 I made you coffee.
01:14:35 You know how I prefer tea, right?
01:14:37 But this is my special coffee.
01:14:41 It's pretty good.
01:14:49 You've got foam on your lips.
01:14:54 Well, why don't you...
01:15:02 Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles and go make me a normal tea?
01:15:09 Jake liked my latte art.
01:15:12 Oh, you made Jake latte hearts.
01:15:15 Uh, no, his. It was a little old. I mean, you got the heart.
01:15:19 I made you lunch, too.
01:15:21 You made me lunch?
01:15:22 Mm-hmm.
01:15:25 So, do you need to take a break?
01:15:28 No time to break, Olga.
01:15:30 Patricia Brown says I have to divorce you, Lisa, to keep up with the secretary.
01:15:34 I have to stop it at all costs.
01:15:36 Onward, Olga, onward!
01:15:40 Even I love you.
01:15:43 Cut.
01:15:45 But, sir, what if they're in a meeting?
01:15:47 Doesn't matter. Onward, Olga, onward!
01:15:54 That right there.
01:15:58 Grandpa.
01:16:00 What is it, Dad?
01:16:01 Don't mind me.
01:16:03 Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:16:06 Okay, Grandpa, will do.
01:16:10 Come on, Olga.
01:16:15 It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:16:17 I seem to fight fast, though, sometimes.
01:16:30 How dare you steal into this room?
01:16:56 Mr. Valentin!
01:17:03 Jake, this better be very important or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:17:06 What is it?
01:17:07 Miss Brown just called.
01:17:19 Hey.
01:17:20 She needs you at the police station right now.
01:17:22 The police station?
01:17:27 Sorry I didn't think of it like this, sis.
01:17:30 Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown when you know that is a crime, Brian?
01:17:34 Why am I not surprised?
01:17:37 You two are siblings?
01:17:39 Trailer trash ass family?
01:17:41 You ruined my life!
01:17:43 Hey, Brian, stop. Don't.
01:17:45 Blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:17:47 Do you even know who I am?
01:17:49 What do you mean?
01:17:50 Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:17:53 What are you...
01:17:55 I don't know what you're talking about.
01:17:57 Hey, hey, what is going on?
01:17:59 They're harassing me!
01:18:01 She's dating Iden Valentino now?
01:18:03 What?
01:18:04 Hey, hey, stop!
01:18:07 Hey, hey, stop!
01:18:09 Don't hurt him.
01:18:12 I apologize on his behalf.
01:18:14 You're apologizing to me for him?
01:18:16 I've never known you to back down on me before.
01:18:18 Why are you apologizing to him?
01:18:20 Do you want to end up backing him?
01:18:22 He's cheating on you.
01:18:25 Let's go.
01:18:26 Come on, Iden, they're disgusting.
01:18:28 Iden, I knew you'd save me from those trailer trash siblings.
01:18:32 Wait, what?
01:18:33 They're siblings.
01:18:36 Brian?
01:18:37 Gosh, Brian, so...
01:18:39 Yeah, they're both losers.
01:18:41 Wait!
01:18:45 Iden!
01:18:46 How am I supposed to get around?
01:18:48 Lisa, wait! Wait!
01:18:53 Lisa!
01:18:56 Someone decided to go back into trouble.
01:19:06 No, no.
01:19:12 Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:19:16 Miss Samson, for dishing work without cause,
01:19:20 I require an in-person explanation of my office stat?
01:19:24 Yeah, you got issues.
01:19:25 Divorce him already! Why are you still with him?
01:19:27 We're already divorced.
01:19:29 Well, you're good.
01:19:32 I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders in the first place, you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:19:36 It's not about that.
01:19:37 Now you're free, right?
01:19:39 So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:19:41 Yeah, please don't.
01:19:43 Why not?
01:19:44 Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:19:46 You're bound to be one good one out of the bunch.
01:19:49 Brian!
01:19:51 Come on, please?
01:19:53 For me?
01:19:54 For you?
01:19:55 For me?
01:19:56 Coming by later to check out some of the wiring in this room?
01:20:00 Yeah, I think we could widen the room, make more space, easily for a couple units.
01:20:04 Budget reports from the past month from the finance department.
01:20:07 Thank you.
01:20:08 And, um, I was...
01:20:09 Is that a new skirt, Samson?
01:20:11 I'm going on a date later.
01:20:13 Excuse me.
01:20:15 Hi, Queen's Ristorante.
01:20:29 Seven here.
01:20:30 Thank you.
01:20:31 Can't wait.
01:20:32 You know, I'm so happy that Samson decided to go on this date.
01:20:39 You know, getting back on the dating scene is kind of exciting.
01:20:41 Gosh, did she have that new skirt?
01:20:43 The way that she was talking with that guy on the phone, she must have been pretty excited.
01:20:46 She must be successful.
01:20:47 I need a table for a Queen's Ristorante.
01:20:51 Because we are treating some friends to dinner tonight.
01:20:55 We're friends?
01:20:57 I have friends.
01:21:01 Yeah, that's me.
01:21:06 Oh, great!
01:21:07 I look better in real life, don't I?
01:21:09 So, Ms. Samson, I hear you are a divorcee, which I think is very hot.
01:21:15 And, uh, you know what, I'll tell you.
01:21:17 If it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's brother's cousin, I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:21:23 We don't have to do this again.
01:21:25 Ah, no, no, no, don't worry about it.
01:21:28 Don't play hard to get already.
01:21:29 Just, you know, relax. Enjoy your meal.
01:21:32 It's all good.
01:21:33 I will tell you, I make $3,000 a month.
01:21:38 I can afford to get you a nice meal.
01:21:40 It's all good.
01:21:41 There's really no need.
01:21:44 Ah, forget about it.
01:21:46 Listen, I have a very spacious 300 square foot studio apartment that I lease if you get my drift.
01:21:59 When we's a married, you don't gotta worry about work or nothing.
01:22:03 I can give you an allowance, like, I don't know, $200 a month, something like that.
01:22:07 What do you think about that?
01:22:09 Yeah, I make six figures.
01:22:12 I'm an engineer.
01:22:14 We could go buy a Tesla.
01:22:16 We're done here.
01:22:17 I know!
01:22:18 You're joking.
01:22:19 Get out of here.
01:22:20 No, I'm really not.
01:22:21 Yeah, your meal's on me.
01:22:24 Ah, listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:22:26 I know that you are divorced, but you think you can do better than me?
01:22:31 Get out of here.
01:22:32 What the hell is this?
01:22:35 We didn't order nothing.
01:22:36 What, are you trying to bomb a meal off of me?
01:22:38 Mr. Sumtree?
01:22:41 Hello, Lisa.
01:22:42 I don't have the restaurants on this side of town.
01:22:44 Mister, the bill for this table has already been paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:22:53 For this table has already been paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:22:56 He says Miss Samson deserves only the best.
01:23:00 What the hell kind of means?
01:23:03 Let me know if you find out.
01:23:05 Thanks!
01:23:08 Okay, fine, then I'm gonna eat.
01:23:10 With Lisa gone, your bill is $1260.
01:23:14 Dude.
01:23:15 What?
01:23:16 Real funny watching you get embarrassed again, isn't it?
01:23:19 Hey, no, you Mr. Sumtree again, huh?
01:23:21 You kiss me and you go on a date with another guy, how is that fair?
01:23:23 What, you're any better?
01:23:24 Patricia Brown feels like something happens and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:23:28 So it's jealousy, then?
01:23:29 I believe it.
01:23:30 Okay.
01:23:31 Hey!
01:23:32 Shh!
01:23:33 You okay?
01:23:36 Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:23:38 It's only because she saved my life four years ago.
01:23:40 You can't hear this.
01:23:50 I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:23:52 Oh, also, if you plan on re-marrying Miss Samson, you will need to make sure-
01:23:56 Wait, wait, hang on.
01:23:57 Re-marrying?
01:23:59 Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:24:01 The other night? I don't-
01:24:03 At 7/7.
01:24:05 Okay, that's a mis-order.
01:24:07 This is Valentino!
01:24:10 You hired your ex-wife as your secretary?
01:24:13 My ex-wife?
01:24:15 Lisa, please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:24:18 No, I am your ex-wife.
01:24:20 So I'm just the real joke here?
01:24:22 The fool chasing you around, running around, saving you.
01:24:26 Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:24:28 No.
01:24:29 Even the nurse called you Miss Valentino.
01:24:31 I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:24:34 Okay, if you had cared about me even one tiny little bit, you would have known what I looked like.
01:24:38 You didn't even know my name.
01:24:40 So this is just revenge, then?
01:24:42 On who? Myself?
01:24:44 Lisa Samson.
01:24:45 I did Valentino!
01:24:48 Okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?
01:24:51 How could she be my skinny ex-wife?
01:24:57 What's wrong?
01:25:07 What's wrong?
01:25:09 What do you do every day, Jake? I asked for a file on Lisa Samson. Where is it?
01:25:13 What is her secretary, sir?
01:25:14 You tell me!
01:25:15 I already gave it to you.
01:25:17 I'm not seeing anything in here.
01:25:19 It's right here.
01:25:20 Keep out of it.
01:25:22 Huh. Paradise Villa number 12.
01:25:27 That's the same address as Lisa...
01:25:29 Shit. Shit!
01:25:31 I'm gonna kill you, Jake!
01:25:34 You...
01:25:36 Just look on the bright side, sir.
01:25:38 Lisa Samson is at least not this skinny, conniving gold digger that you described her as.
01:25:43 I've never described her as that.
01:25:44 But why did she need to hold back for this entire time?
01:25:48 Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity to uncover your dark secrets so that she could extort you for more money.
01:25:54 Jeez, Lisa isn't like that.
01:25:56 Hey, she's a Russian spy.
01:26:00 That's gotta be it.
01:26:01 Overactive imagination again, Jake.
01:26:04 Don't talk about that.
01:26:05 It's true, you never know.
01:26:08 We've only really known her for about a month.
01:26:10 I know my Lisa.
01:26:12 She's not like that.
01:26:14 I hate Lisa.
01:26:20 Are those flowers for Lisa Samson?
01:26:26 Sure are.
01:26:27 Oh!
01:26:31 What are you doing, sir?
01:26:33 Those flowers are ugly. I need ten fresh bouquets from the Netherlands. Now!
01:26:41 [music]
01:26:44 All for me.
01:26:45 Hey, hey, hey, Lisa, um, why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:26:51 Thanks.
01:26:53 Reverend Valentino!
01:26:59 Lisa, come back tonight with Ivan for dinner. I will not rest until you do.
01:27:09 I will not rest until you do.
01:27:12 The car's ready, sir.
01:27:15 Thank you.
01:27:16 Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:27:24 Anytime.
01:27:26 Sir, you asked me to call your grandpa. You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes.
01:27:31 I knew she respected my grandpa too much. She couldn't say no.
01:27:34 But you always said, um, she always knew to suck up to grandpa to manipulate him.
01:27:39 That's true.
01:27:40 So do you plan to pursue Lisa Samson for reals this time?
01:27:45 No, who said anything about pursuing her?
01:27:47 I thought I'd just give her a chance, since she likes me.
01:27:50 Thank you, Olga.
01:28:01 Cheers. We're all finally here together as a family.
01:28:06 Cheers.
01:28:07 Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa. Together.
01:28:12 That's fantastic.
01:28:14 Why don't you two stay the night then?
01:28:17 Yeah, we'd love to.
01:28:19 Honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?
01:28:25 I know how you like them.
01:28:27 Grandpa's watching.
01:28:30 [music]
01:28:32 If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:28:48 Off on that low.
01:28:50 If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:28:54 Off on that low.
01:28:56 I'm no longer hungry, actually. Thank you so much for dinner.
01:29:00 What are you doing, Stowie?
01:29:04 This is your chance.
01:29:06 Go!
01:29:08 I think some grandchildren are in play, Olga.
01:29:17 Cheers.
01:29:18 [music]
01:29:20 Thirsty, aren't we?
01:29:30 Wasn't this the wedding gift that Molly got me?
01:29:45 There's literally nothing here. What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:29:48 What are you looking for?
01:29:50 Nothing.
01:29:51 What are you doing here?
01:29:54 Doing you.
01:29:56 Is it to make grandpa happy?
01:30:01 Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:30:05 Uh, no way.
01:30:08 We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:30:11 Why should I get the floor now?
01:30:13 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:30:15 I don't mind it.
01:30:18 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:30:22 I don't mind it.
01:30:24 Fuck.
01:30:30 Jake?
01:30:34 Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:30:37 This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:30:40 Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans and will be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:30:43 That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning,
01:30:46 so you and Lisa will need to do some OT.
01:30:49 Thank you.
01:30:50 Not even when you come here and the important stuff.
01:31:03 [Music]
01:31:05 Sunday.
01:31:25 [Music]
01:31:27 Are you a boy or a girl?
01:31:37 Will your dad even accept you?
01:31:42 You should tell him.
01:31:48 You should tell him.
01:31:53 Hi.
01:31:54 Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that. What are you doing?
01:31:58 Okay, well, I found a new doctor. Will you come with me?
01:32:02 No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:32:05 Okay.
01:32:07 Well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up,
01:32:11 this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me. Please?
01:32:15 Okay, yes, let's go.
01:32:20 [Footsteps]
01:32:22 Oh, no.
01:32:23 Lisa, you're pregnant?
01:32:28 Whose bastard baby is this?
01:32:30 You're pregnant?
01:32:32 Who's the man?
01:32:34 Oh.
01:32:35 You're pregnant?
01:32:37 Who's the man?
01:32:38 He wouldn't want to shake the baby.
01:32:41 The father wouldn't like that too much.
01:32:43 Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:32:46 Is there somebody else?
01:32:48 [Music]
01:32:51 I'd ask you the same.
01:32:52 Ah, I did my leg, it's hurting. I need to go to the doctor now.
01:32:57 Let's go.
01:32:59 [Music]
01:33:12 That's Lisa. Should we give her a ride?
01:33:14 No need.
01:33:16 No?
01:33:17 Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:33:19 Start the car.
01:33:20 [Music]
01:33:24 [Car starts]
01:33:25 [Car drives away]
01:33:29 [Lisa gasps]
01:33:32 [Lisa gasps]
01:33:34 [Lisa gasps]
01:33:35 I didn't want to see you, you're a dick!
01:33:38 You're a dick, that's all you'll ever be!
01:33:41 [Lisa gasps]
01:33:42 [Lisa gasps]
01:33:43 [Lisa gasps]
01:33:44 [Lisa gasps]
01:33:46 [Lisa gasps]
01:33:47 [Lisa gasps]
01:33:48 [Lisa gasps]
01:33:49 So as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert,
01:33:54 our numbers are up from last time this year, thanks to Mr. Valentino-Sephard's here.
01:33:58 So we have a...
01:33:59 Sorry I'm late.
01:34:03 No excuses.
01:34:05 Hey, hey.
01:34:07 [Music]
01:34:13 Do you have a fever, Lisa?
01:34:14 I don't know if I do.
01:34:16 Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:34:18 Go outside and get some rest.
01:34:20 I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:34:22 Okay.
01:34:23 [Music]
01:34:33 See you later, girl.
01:34:34 Mr. Valentino,
01:34:39 my letter of reservation.
01:34:42 [Music]
01:34:43 My letter of reservation.
01:34:44 [Music]
01:34:45 You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:34:48 Focus on that.
01:34:50 Give your secretarial duties to Tom,
01:34:52 and take some time off.
01:34:54 Go to the hospital, okay?
01:34:56 What do you mean?
01:34:58 [Music]
01:35:01 I mean,
01:35:02 you don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:35:05 You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:35:09 You really don't care about that baby?
01:35:11 You really love that baby that much?
01:35:13 It's none of your business.
01:35:16 [Music]
01:35:26 Happy birthday to you, Valentino!
01:35:32 Blow out the candles, Grandpa.
01:35:34 Yay!
01:35:36 I'll go cut the cake.
01:35:40 I can celebrate my birthday with the both of you together this time.
01:35:44 Yeah?
01:35:45 If only by next year,
01:35:48 we can add a little ugly joy.
01:35:51 [Music]
01:35:52 Oh, yes.
01:35:53 Is she pregnant?
01:35:56 [Music]
01:35:59 Lisa.
01:36:00 [Music]
01:36:08 Doesn't feel good, does it?
01:36:10 [Music]
01:36:14 Stop!
01:36:15 What?
01:36:16 You'll carry somebody else's child, but won't even let me touch it.
01:36:19 The fuck is even that, huh?
01:36:21 [Music]
01:36:25 I've had enough of your madness.
01:36:28 Grow the fuck up!
01:36:30 [Music]
01:36:38 [Screaming]
01:36:49 Oh, wow.
01:36:50 Wait a minute.
01:36:51 Look, everyone.
01:36:52 It's your slutty secretary.
01:36:54 Did you know, she actually tried to sleep with the boss,
01:36:58 but now, she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:37:03 Do you even know who the father is?
01:37:05 Okay.
01:37:07 [Screaming]
01:37:14 If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother.
01:37:18 Hey!
01:37:19 How embarrassing!
01:37:20 You're a fraud!
01:37:21 I didn't think I believed in you all this time.
01:37:27 Ruins me!
01:37:28 [Screaming]
01:37:30 Hey!
01:37:31 Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
01:37:32 I didn't!
01:37:33 Are you okay?
01:37:34 I didn't!
01:37:35 Hey, all of you, now!
01:37:36 I didn't!
01:37:37 She's faking, because she fell by herself.
01:37:39 She's a lying bitch!
01:37:40 [Music]
01:37:49 She's, uh, suffering from a high fever and physical trauma.
01:37:53 It doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:37:56 [Beeping]
01:37:59 Well, I guess we can have her more in the future.
01:38:02 But, doctor, can you just save them both?
01:38:06 I'll try my best.
01:38:09 I'll be right back.
01:38:12 Okay.
01:38:14 Bill.
01:38:24 Bill.
01:38:25 It's wrong.
01:38:27 You know what to do.
01:38:34 You know what to do.
01:38:43 The patient is in a critical state.
01:38:48 We need to operate now.
01:38:50 What's going on?
01:38:51 Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:38:54 She doesn't need one.
01:38:55 If you want to keep your job, you better keep your mouth shut.
01:38:58 Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:39:14 [Beeping]
01:39:16 What's happening?
01:39:24 Where am I?
01:39:26 We've had some complications.
01:39:28 We need to operate on you.
01:39:30 No, this isn't right.
01:39:32 Who are you working for? Stop! No! No! No! Stop!
01:39:36 No! No! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:39:39 No! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant with Heidi Valentino's child!
01:39:42 No!
01:39:43 Lisa!
01:39:44 It's okay. I understand.
01:39:48 You're okay.
01:39:50 Murder!
01:39:51 Okay, it's gone.
01:39:53 Sit him down.
01:39:56 So...
01:40:02 Tell me, doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:40:06 It was...
01:40:07 It was all Patricia Brown.
01:40:11 She blackmailed me.
01:40:13 It forced me to operate on Lisa Sampson.
01:40:19 And...
01:40:20 And what?
01:40:22 And what?
01:40:25 And forge x-rays of her broken leg.
01:40:30 Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:40:33 So I switched her x-rays with someone else's.
01:40:38 I checked the database. It looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's x-rays with Lisa Sampson's.
01:40:45 So that means that Patricia has been lying to me this entire time.
01:40:51 It means that Lisa...
01:40:54 Lisa!
01:40:58 Where did she go?
01:41:00 Patricia, stop. You don't want to do this.
01:41:05 No, if you push me off, if you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:41:10 If you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:41:15 I don't think so.
01:41:16 I think it'll just look like a suicide and I'm shamed for having a bastard baby.
01:41:21 I saved Aiden. And he will believe me.
01:41:24 Why?
01:41:26 Because I have the necklace.
01:41:27 No! Give it back!
01:41:31 You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.
01:41:34 You can have it back for my dead body.
01:41:36 That'll have to work.
01:41:38 No. Patricia, stop. No, no!
01:41:41 Lisa.
01:41:46 This is all your fault!
01:41:50 Okay, it's okay. It's okay.
01:41:53 Lisa.
01:41:55 Lisa, please forgive me.
01:41:58 Please.
01:41:59 Hey.
01:42:12 Patricia Brown, famous supermodel, is arrested for attempted murder.
01:42:18 Finally! Justice is served!
01:42:20 Hey, Brian.
01:42:26 Sis, did you see the news?
01:42:27 Patricia Brown was finally brought to prison for all her crimes.
01:42:30 Yeah, I saw.
01:42:31 Also, that ex-husband of yours, he's been coming over every day after work.
01:42:36 Why?
01:42:37 He asked me about you.
01:42:39 You know, your childhood, your dreams.
01:42:41 He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:42:43 And he also paid off all her debts.
01:42:46 You know, this house was a gift from Grandpa.
01:42:49 I never even came in it all these years.
01:42:52 Now I can't even enter it, even if I wanted to.
01:43:15 [music]
01:43:17 Let's go.
01:43:30 Oh, it's from Aiden.
01:43:35 For you and the baby.
01:43:38 Morbid trait he gives again?
01:43:41 As if we can't get those things ourselves.
01:43:43 I'm gonna go get him.
01:43:44 [music]
01:43:46 Hey, sir.
01:44:13 Hey, sir.
01:44:14 Did you know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:44:18 He had me doing chores all day just so I could get a couple more details about you.
01:44:22 And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:44:25 Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:44:28 No, I, uh...
01:44:31 You see...
01:44:34 I was blind and dumb, and a horrible husband to you.
01:44:40 And at all, disappointing.
01:44:42 And... and hurtful, that can be.
01:44:44 And I neglected you, and I'm sorry about that.
01:44:48 But I promise you, I will be better.
01:44:52 Will you please give me another chance?
01:44:57 What about the baby?
01:45:01 You said it was a bastard child.
01:45:05 I know, I...
01:45:06 Will you please come with me?
01:45:10 [music]
01:45:12 That's...
01:45:27 That's our dad's costume.
01:45:29 In Swan Lake.
01:45:30 Yeah.
01:45:32 I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:45:35 But I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.
01:45:39 So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:45:41 And...
01:45:45 Next time you won't have to buy tickets.
01:45:48 You'll be performing, and I'll be on the front row.
01:45:51 Did you steal these off my desk?
01:45:53 And, uh, about the baby...
01:45:57 Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:46:00 And I'll love her all the same.
01:46:02 Even if we have kids later.
01:46:08 Wait, wait!
01:46:09 Jake, do you want to get fired? What are you doing?
01:46:11 Just listen.
01:46:12 That's the woman!
01:46:14 She gave me this phone before she left the resort.
01:46:17 You can't get it, sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
01:46:20 Or you had just retired from that job after that day and then went on a trip.
01:46:23 That's why it took so long to find her.
01:46:25 This is my old phone.
01:46:26 So you're the mysterious woman this whole time.
01:46:30 My God, that means that, uh...
01:46:33 No.
01:46:34 The baby is yours.
01:46:37 Huh!
01:46:38 Well, what are you waiting for, punk?
01:46:42 Put a ring on it!
01:46:43 Before she runs away again.
01:46:45 I never gave you...
01:46:54 The proposals that you deserved.
01:46:56 Let me try again.
01:46:59 Will you marry me?
01:47:01 Will you marry me?
01:47:02 For real this time.
01:47:12 Yes.
01:47:15 Yes?
01:47:16 Yes!
01:47:17 Yes, I will marry you.
01:47:18 Again.
01:47:25 Please, stop.
01:47:27 [Music]
01:47:29 [Music]