We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Complete)
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Complete)
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00:00:00Today, I got divorced by my husband, Ivan Valentino.
00:00:22We've been married for 3 years, but as fate would have it, he doesn't even know what I
00:00:28look like.
00:00:29Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Ivan Valentino's behalf.
00:00:33Your 3 year marriage contract with him has come to an end.
00:00:36These are your divorce papers.
00:00:38You may keep this mansion as well as the 2 million dollars you previously borrowed.
00:00:42Please sign.
00:00:49Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding and now he can't show up to what, his divorce
00:00:52either?
00:00:53Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France at the moment.
00:00:57Right.
00:00:58He's probably doing that with his piece of shit little girlfriend, Patricia Brown.
00:01:09Um.
00:01:15I'm sorry.
00:01:16This is just, if you could just pass along a final message to him, you know, for me.
00:01:22Sure.
00:01:23Could you, could you just tell him?
00:01:27Like, in this exact wording.
00:01:29Okay.
00:01:31He was so disappointing as a husband, I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:37Got that?
00:01:39Goldfish.
00:01:40Got it.
00:01:47We're here!
00:01:49You couldn't have lost, Lisa.
00:01:51Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:01:57I don't know about this.
00:01:59Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag.
00:02:02He never even gave a single damn about you.
00:02:05I'm still hopelessly in love.
00:02:08But today I have to let go.
00:02:10Yeah.
00:02:12You're right.
00:02:13That arrogant asshole isn't worth it.
00:02:24Thank you.
00:02:25Thank you.
00:02:27Thank you.
00:02:29Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:02:34Ooh.
00:02:39Smashed.
00:02:40I found my target.
00:02:42Have fun, okay?
00:02:43I'll meet up with you later.
00:02:44Wait.
00:02:48Bye.
00:02:49No!
00:02:50Polly, wait!
00:02:51Oh, sorry.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:57Are you okay?
00:02:58Yeah, I think somebody might have actually drugged my drink.
00:03:00Oh!
00:03:09I am Valentino.
00:03:11My ex-husband.
00:03:14I'm sorry.
00:03:16I'm sorry.
00:03:18I'm sorry.
00:03:20I am Valentino.
00:03:22My ex-husband.
00:03:26Old family's bankrupt.
00:03:28Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.
00:03:31How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:03:34I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:03:38Sounds so good.
00:03:40Hey!
00:03:42Get away from her!
00:03:50Mind your business unless you want your ribs broken, too.
00:03:54Let's go.
00:03:55Let's go.
00:04:01And that's how it feels to get your rib broken, too!
00:04:04Are you okay?
00:04:06Thank you.
00:04:07Yeah, of course.
00:04:08What's your name?
00:04:09Aiden.
00:04:10Thank you, Aiden.
00:04:11Don't mention it.
00:04:20I've had a crush on you for five years and married for three.
00:04:27My husband.
00:04:29You don't even know who I am.
00:04:50Ah.
00:04:57Wonderful.
00:04:58The mistress calls.
00:05:05Hello?
00:05:06Who are you?
00:05:07Aiden Valentino is still asleep.
00:05:09Who is this?
00:05:10Why do you have my boyfriend's phone?
00:05:15Boyfriend until yesterday.
00:05:17Aiden's been calling me babe.
00:05:20Battlemite.
00:05:21So who do you think I am?
00:05:22What?
00:05:23Aiden would never.
00:05:24Who is this?
00:05:31You're pretty average.
00:05:37Hey, Beth.
00:05:38We're not showing up for the divorce.
00:05:46That's for cheating on me.
00:05:50Scumbag.
00:05:52Ex-husband.
00:05:57Can I help you?
00:06:04Do you want this?
00:06:05I really don't want anymore.
00:06:07Take it.
00:06:08Sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
00:06:10Well, this looks almost brand new.
00:06:12Yeah.
00:06:13Wow, thank you.
00:06:20Oh, I thought this was a cute little puppy sticker.
00:06:22Thanks.
00:06:35Just average.
00:06:37Just average.
00:06:47Where are any of my clothes?
00:06:50Jake, I need a new phone.
00:06:52Yes, sir.
00:06:53Find out who spiked my drink.
00:06:54Yes, sir.
00:06:55And more importantly, you need to find out the woman who was in my room last night.
00:07:00Will do, sir.
00:07:02Also, today is your first day as CEO of a new company you just acquired.
00:07:05I'm gonna start heading out.
00:07:06Right.
00:07:07By the way, as per the agreement three years ago, Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers for you and your ex-wife.
00:07:12Did she say anything?
00:07:14The missus said, um...
00:07:15You are such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:07:19Rude.
00:07:22Apologies.
00:07:24Her words, not mine, sir.
00:07:27Like the girl from last night.
00:07:45The new CEO's about to arrive.
00:07:47Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:07:51Such a good ex-husband.
00:07:53They can't wait.
00:07:55And sore.
00:07:57You were never late.
00:07:59Had a party in last night?
00:08:01You know what?
00:08:03That wasn't my style.
00:08:05I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe and he's truly hot and culture rich.
00:08:10Whoever married him would be so damn lucky.
00:08:13You think he's interested in one of us?
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't get aversion.
00:08:18He's probably old and bald.
00:08:20Are you right?
00:08:21What are you two babbling about?
00:08:23Hey, the CEO's about to be here.
00:08:25We need to go.
00:08:26I'm here.
00:08:27Oh my god.
00:08:28What's happening?
00:08:29Get up.
00:08:30Go, go, go.
00:08:31Everybody look sharp.
00:08:32Thank you.
00:08:43Oh my god.
00:08:44Oh my god.
00:08:45Oh my god.
00:08:46Oh my god.
00:08:47Oh my god.
00:08:48Oh my god.
00:08:49Oh my god.
00:08:50Oh my god.
00:08:51Oh my god.
00:08:52Oh my god.
00:08:53Oh my god.
00:08:54Oh my god.
00:08:55Oh my god.
00:08:56Oh my god.
00:08:57Oh my god.
00:08:58Oh my god.
00:08:59Oh my god.
00:09:00Oh my god.
00:09:01Oh my god.
00:09:02Oh my god.
00:09:03Oh my god.
00:09:04Oh my god.
00:09:05Oh my god.
00:09:06Oh my god.
00:09:07Oh my god.
00:09:08Oh my god.
00:09:09Oh my god.
00:09:10Oh my god.
00:09:11Oh my god.
00:09:12Oh my god.
00:09:13This is so embarrassing.
00:09:26Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:09:32It is important to maintain a professional image.
00:09:36Next time this happens, I'm not a government worker.
00:09:42But not even my name?
00:09:48Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:09:52Wait, but that means I can keep this job if he doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:09:56Her hair smells kind of nice.
00:09:59Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:10:02Um, I don't know.
00:10:04I'd like her to be my secretary, please.
00:10:05Thank you.
00:10:07Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:10:11What?
00:10:12I'm an engineer.
00:10:13I'm an engineer.
00:10:14Get me out of this mind game!
00:10:15He's my secretary.
00:10:16I'm his secretary.
00:10:17Shh!
00:10:18Mr. Valentino, this will be your new office for the time being.
00:10:19Oh.
00:10:20Oh.
00:10:21Oh.
00:10:22Oh.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:24Oh.
00:10:25Oh.
00:10:26Oh.
00:10:27Oh.
00:10:28Oh.
00:10:29Oh.
00:10:30Oh.
00:10:31Oh.
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:33Oh.
00:10:34Oh.
00:10:35Oh.
00:10:36I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir.
00:10:39Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:10:42Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:10:45No.
00:10:46I'm just curious.
00:10:48I mean, Ms. Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone, so she's requesting
00:10:53that you pick her up tomorrow.
00:10:54Oh!
00:10:55Oh!
00:10:56Oh!
00:10:57Oh!
00:10:58Oh!
00:10:59Oh!
00:11:00Oh!
00:11:01Oh!
00:11:02Oh!
00:11:03Oh!
00:11:04Oh!
00:11:05♪ Friday, Mister Friday might as say ♪
00:11:07♪ I could ride the top of days, here's to hoping you were late ♪
00:11:10Coffee or tea?
00:11:11Coffee.
00:11:12All right.
00:11:13Okay.
00:11:14I'll get that right away.
00:11:19Oh, and next time, knock.
00:11:23It's basic etiquette.
00:11:24Service.
00:11:25Of course, your majesty.
00:11:27Of course, your majesty.
00:11:38Have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:11:47You said coffee?
00:11:50Coffee, please.
00:11:51Yeah.
00:11:52Sorry.
00:11:53I'll go get the coffee.
00:11:55She wants my attention.
00:12:02I was going to walk in there.
00:12:04I was going to walk in there.
00:12:06And I was going to say, quit.
00:12:08And then, I was going to slap him.
00:12:12And then...
00:12:15Miss Hampson.
00:12:16Boss wants to see you.
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:21Your coffee, sir.
00:12:25Jeez.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:29All right.
00:12:33That's the end.
00:12:34Oh, my God.
00:12:35Oh, my God.
00:12:36Lisa Sampson, what are you doing?
00:12:37What are you doing?
00:12:38Do you need something from me, sir?
00:12:40Yes, I need you.
00:12:42I need you to go shopping.
00:12:44To get a gift that serves as an apology.
00:12:47Can you do that?
00:12:49Must be for Patricia Brown.
00:12:51For that call I intercepted last night.
00:12:53Oh, my God.
00:12:58Scumbag.
00:12:59What?
00:13:01I'm just...
00:13:02I'm celebrating
00:13:04because an overly competent engineer
00:13:08such as myself
00:13:10am more than qualified
00:13:12to tackle such a daunting task
00:13:16of picking out gifts.
00:13:19Have we met before?
00:13:21We slept together too, dummy.
00:13:24I don't think so.
00:13:26I'm going to go get your gifts now.
00:13:28Thank you.
00:13:33God, this is hot.
00:13:36Jake.
00:13:37An ice pack.
00:13:38ASAP.
00:13:41And another coffee.
00:13:47What is this?
00:13:48Looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:13:50I think it is intentional.
00:13:56Lisa.
00:13:58Yes?
00:14:00Do you have a problem with me?
00:14:03What?
00:14:04What are you talking about?
00:14:06Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.
00:14:09Oh, okay.
00:14:11See, I'm an engineer.
00:14:13So all I had was parchment paper.
00:14:15So all I had was parchment paper.
00:14:21You're just trying to get my attention, aren't you?
00:14:24Don't misunderstand me.
00:14:25I simply thought that brown paper would match Miss Brown's essence.
00:14:29Whoever said this is for Patricia Brown?
00:14:32It's actually for...
00:14:36What's up?
00:14:37How many mistresses do you have?
00:14:39That's why it's named Jake.
00:14:41He's buying gifts for me?
00:14:44In three years we've been married.
00:14:46Maybe he does have a heart.
00:14:50Oh.
00:14:51Your ex-wife is also named Lisa Sampson.
00:14:54You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:14:56I'm literally her, dumbass.
00:14:58Hold on.
00:15:01Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address so she can send this to her?
00:15:09Jesus fucking Christ, I know where I live.
00:15:12I'll find the address.
00:15:18Hmm, she wants to play.
00:15:21And I shall indulge her.
00:15:25No, he literally did not remember his own ex-wife's name.
00:15:30Forget his ass.
00:15:31You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:15:33Why don't we go again?
00:15:35No, I got a headache.
00:15:37I don't want to drink.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:40I don't, yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:15:42Yeah, hey, hey, Mom, can I play that?
00:15:45So, why don't you go to a business dinner and drink with us tonight?
00:15:52I have, um, got plans and I'm not drinking anyway.
00:15:56Perfect. You can be our designated driver then.
00:16:02Um, no.
00:16:08Cheers.
00:16:11Cheers.
00:16:16Why won't she drink up?
00:16:17This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:16:19How am I supposed to do business with you people like this?
00:16:25Ask me nicely and maybe I'll save you.
00:16:28Jerk face.
00:16:32How about this?
00:16:34I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:16:36It's wonderful for your...
00:16:40health.
00:16:42I'm sure that your wife will be very excited about it later tonight.
00:16:59Hmm, slick, but crass.
00:17:02Maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:17:06Cough, cough, cough.
00:17:09What are you doing?
00:17:10It's pad thai.
00:17:11It's got peanuts.
00:17:14You know about the boss's peanut allergy?
00:17:16How the hell would you know that?
00:17:19Mr. Valentino is the hottest guy in town, so, you know, all the girls in the office have been talking about it.
00:17:26I knew it. She's interested in me.
00:17:30Please be mindful of social boundaries, Ms. Simpson.
00:17:33Says the one who hires his ex-wife to be his secretary.
00:17:36Yeah, excuse me, just a minute.
00:17:44Excuse me.
00:17:49She's a good secretary.
00:17:51I still don't understand why you wanted me to prank her for you.
00:17:54Because she pranked me earlier, so I want to prank her now.
00:17:57So she has a sense of humor.
00:17:58Don't be so mean to her.
00:18:00I was your college roommate for four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:18:06Four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:18:12Excuse me, where are you going?
00:18:16You're my driver.
00:18:22Oops, I better go check on my restaurant.
00:18:26Your next meal's on me.
00:18:32Your grandfather called.
00:18:33He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino to come back and have dinner with him now that you're back in the country.
00:18:37He doesn't know that we're divorced.
00:18:41Your grandfather's health has declined.
00:18:43Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.
00:18:45After all, it is her who's been taking care of him all these years.
00:18:51She wouldn't have even gotten that marriage contract from my grandfather.
00:18:54She would have allegedly run into him to save him from an asthma.
00:18:57Not to mention the two million dollars she got out of it.
00:18:59So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him?
00:19:01It's all for her own benefit.
00:19:04Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Aiden.
00:19:11Come on.
00:19:12Let it out.
00:19:14I should have just let him die.
00:19:15Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy.
00:19:18And then rip up his two million dollar check and just throw it at him.
00:19:21Are you really going to hide the fact that you're his ex-wife?
00:19:23What else am I supposed to do?
00:19:26I waited for three years.
00:19:29And for what?
00:19:30Some pitiful divorce gifts?
00:19:32Which I had to buy and wrap myself?
00:19:35I should just give it up.
00:19:37But you've been in love with him for so long.
00:19:39And you gave up so much for him.
00:19:42Samson.
00:19:43Mr. Valentino is not happy with your lack of goodbyes tonight.
00:19:47He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:19:50He's insane.
00:19:51I'm quitting.
00:19:52Get out of here.
00:19:57Come on, chicken bro.
00:19:58No, no, no.
00:19:59This is the final warning.
00:20:00I'm quitting.
00:20:01I'm quitting.
00:20:02I'm quitting.
00:20:03I'm quitting.
00:20:04I'm quitting.
00:20:05I'm quitting.
00:20:06I'm quitting.
00:20:07I'm quitting.
00:20:08I'm quitting.
00:20:09I'm a chicken bro.
00:20:10No, no.
00:20:11This is the final warning.
00:20:12Don't leave me.
00:20:14Please.
00:20:15Please.
00:20:16Let me go.
00:20:17Let me go.
00:20:18No.
00:20:19No.
00:20:20No.
00:20:21No.
00:20:22Please.
00:20:23Please.
00:20:24Please.
00:20:25Let me go.
00:20:26Let me go.
00:20:27Let me go.
00:20:28Let me go.
00:20:29Let me go.
00:20:30Let me go.
00:20:31Let me go.
00:20:32Let me go.
00:20:33She's got a smiling career.
00:20:34Sky high thanks to your help.
00:20:35She broke her leg four years ago saving my life.
00:20:37I thought I'd give her a little something else.
00:20:44Yeah, take this.
00:20:45Thank you.
00:20:46I didn't thank you so much for picking me up.
00:20:51Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.
00:20:54Hey, well, I tried to call you two days ago
00:20:57and some random woman picked up.
00:20:59Who was she?
00:21:00Sorry, a puppy ran out from under the car, sir.
00:21:08Was it okay?
00:21:09Yeah, it's fine. It got out of the way in time.
00:21:11Ew.
00:21:13What? What's going on?
00:21:15I hit my knee. It's hurting.
00:21:18Hey, Jade, we might need to go to the hospital for this.
00:21:19No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:20You don't need to go to the hospital.
00:21:22Annie's too far gone and I'm just reminded of all the pain.
00:21:26But if you spend some time with me, you'll feel better.
00:21:33Get in the car.
00:21:38Resignation.
00:21:40So, Steven's covering for Anna while she's away.
00:21:42I moved your 11 a.m. to 12.
00:21:44And then lastly, the boarding mail today.
00:21:46They said as soon as you make sure everything is in order here,
00:21:48they want to transfer you to their new startup in three months.
00:21:51She's only going to be here for three months?
00:21:53That means I don't have to resign.
00:21:56What is that?
00:21:58Your apology for leaving me at the restaurant last night?
00:22:01Uh-huh.
00:22:03Okay.
00:22:05It...
00:22:07It's...
00:22:09Another demon laid back, but it's getting late.
00:22:12Last call is on the way.
00:22:13You're always falling.
00:22:15You know, falling for me will have severe consequences.
00:22:21Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago,
00:22:24saving an ungrateful idiot.
00:22:27And, uh, I have 20-20 vision.
00:22:30And what is that supposed to mean?
00:22:31She's calling you ugly, sir.
00:22:33And she's trying to say that she's not blind.
00:22:41Looks like the prey can bolden her.
00:22:43She's special.
00:22:45If he thinks he can bully me into submission,
00:22:47he's got another thing coming.
00:22:50Oh, and get me a file on Lisa Sampson.
00:22:53Wait for secretary, sir.
00:22:55Secretary, duh.
00:22:57-♪♪♪♪
00:23:00Hello.
00:23:01Hey.
00:23:03Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.
00:23:05Family dinner tonight.
00:23:19I can't keep a secret forever.
00:23:20I cannot do it.
00:23:22There are other jobs in the world.
00:23:24There's just one that I know of.
00:23:30Grandpa Valentino?
00:23:32Olga said you weren't feeling well.
00:23:34Oh, ow, ow.
00:23:36I must have heard something.
00:23:38Here.
00:23:40I'll be alright.
00:23:42You know, the doctors said it would be healthy
00:23:44for me to have some distractions.
00:23:46Some great-grandchildren
00:23:48perhaps?
00:23:50Perhaps.
00:23:52Then,
00:23:54I could run around, chasing after them.
00:23:56Doctor says
00:23:58it's good exercise, Lisa.
00:24:00How about some tea?
00:24:02That would be lovely.
00:24:04Okay.
00:24:06Wait, where's Ida?
00:24:12Um,
00:24:14Ida and I
00:24:16Sir,
00:24:18Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car
00:24:20has arrived in the driveway.
00:24:22Well, finally.
00:24:24Let's go get it, my dear.
00:24:26Okay.
00:24:40Sir?
00:24:42Mr. Ryan is a bit busy at the moment, so
00:24:44I thought I'd bring you this new pet first.
00:24:46I get to live another day!
00:24:48Yes!
00:24:54Tell me,
00:24:56where is he?
00:24:58He's, um, he's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:25:00Ugh, Brown is a bitch again.
00:25:02Had my way.
00:25:06Have a goldfish.
00:25:08Guess I did swap him out
00:25:10for a goldfish.
00:25:12Ugh.
00:25:16Oh, gosh.
00:25:22Oh, Ida, can you
00:25:24open my leg?
00:25:26I need to really stretch my glute.
00:25:28Wider? Open it.
00:25:30More. More.
00:25:32Okay.
00:25:42Um, excuse me, sir.
00:25:44Your grandfather insists that you join us.
00:25:46Yeah, yeah, I think I should go.
00:25:48I thought you wanted nothing to do
00:25:50with your skinny ex-wife.
00:25:54Hey, Grandpa.
00:25:56How are you? Um,
00:25:58I think I have to come in and check up on you.
00:26:00Oh, you remember I exist,
00:26:02do you?
00:26:04You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:26:06Well, you missed Lisa.
00:26:08She just left.
00:26:10She's still warm.
00:26:12You'd rather fly around the world with that dang
00:26:14mistress of yours and spare one glance
00:26:16at your wife. Grandpa, it's not like that
00:26:18between me and Patricia. Don't you mention
00:26:20her name in this house. Go explain
00:26:22to your wife. Actually,
00:26:24there's something about... What?
00:26:26Do you have any
00:26:28idea how she's been taking care
00:26:30of this family this entire time?
00:26:32She takes me to all
00:26:34my doctor visits, even as tea.
00:26:36She makes the blend
00:26:38all herself.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:48This tea isn't bad.
00:26:52Every day.
00:26:54Grandpa, it's average. Okay.
00:26:56Did you at least like the goldfish
00:26:58that I brought you? Gave it to Lisa already.
00:27:00You can't bribe
00:27:02me with pets. Okay.
00:27:04I want a human great-grandchild.
00:27:06Now, go home. And don't
00:27:08you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:27:10Okay,
00:27:12Grandpa.
00:27:16Hey, where
00:27:18you going with my tea?
00:27:20It's not bad.
00:27:22Hey, girl.
00:27:24What's wrong? Is your dad still a veterinarian
00:27:26and do you know how to take care of a goldfish?
00:27:28Yes and no. But, girl, you got a goldfish?
00:27:30I got a goldfish.
00:27:32Yes, it'll call up
00:27:34all the tea today.
00:27:40Order up. One piping hot tea.
00:27:42I don't know if the diminished brain capacity
00:27:44is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp
00:27:46or from fumigating himself every day with body spray,
00:27:48but either way, you look like a feral dog and you smell like one too.
00:27:50How's that for tea?
00:27:52Make sure it's
00:27:54hot.
00:27:56What? Got enough
00:27:58work for you to do? Got enough time to
00:28:00chat with one of your guy co-workers?
00:28:02You know, I don't think I'm actually very
00:28:04good at this whole secretary thing, so maybe
00:28:06I should ask him. Oh, don't cut yourself short. You make
00:28:08a nice cup of coffee.
00:28:14Not a bad cup of tea either.
00:28:16It tastes just like the tea from
00:28:18last night.
00:28:22So, tell me,
00:28:24what did you put in it?
00:28:26It's just an herb blend.
00:28:28I didn't
00:28:30realize you liked tea so much.
00:28:34I did?
00:28:36I didn't know you were supposed to be here.
00:28:40Mistress in person.
00:28:42She's pretty,
00:28:44but stupid
00:28:46and mean.
00:28:48I have to go shopping. Why don't you come with?
00:28:50I'm a bit busy today.
00:28:52Here, why don't you take the card, Lisa?
00:28:54Take her shopping. Thank you.
00:28:58You two
00:29:00have fun. Men like them stupid,
00:29:02don't they?
00:29:12Take a photo of me holding this,
00:29:14and then we can just throw it out after.
00:29:22Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:29:24Pfft.
00:29:26I can tell you what I did.
00:29:28He sent you here
00:29:30to serve me.
00:29:32I'm going to swat a gold digger from a mile away.
00:29:34Is that because you're spending so much time
00:29:36looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:29:38I'm going to swat away all the flies surrounding Iden.
00:29:42Flies from the trees.
00:29:44Are you calling him a piece of shit?
00:29:46Because I'd be happy to pass on that message.
00:29:50She hit me!
00:29:54I love technology.
00:29:56Uh, she hit me, actually.
00:29:58The security camera said I lied.
00:30:04Anyway,
00:30:06as if I haven't
00:30:08watched enough real short shows to know how to deal
00:30:10with bitches like you.
00:30:12Did I hit her? No!
00:30:14She's lying!
00:30:16Thank God that shithead
00:30:18ex-husband didn't take the house
00:30:20and not come with it.
00:30:24I can relax
00:30:26after a long day.
00:30:36What is it,
00:30:38shithead ex-husband?
00:30:40Wait, what did you just call me?
00:30:42Uh, Mr. Valentino,
00:30:44what's up?
00:30:46Look, I'm a bit drunk,
00:30:48so I'm going to need you to come pick me up
00:30:50at the 7th Heaven Bar.
00:30:52Heaven Bar? What?
00:30:54Yeah. Wait, 7th Heaven?
00:30:56No way I'm going.
00:31:00Shit's holding me to hell.
00:31:08Hey.
00:31:10You're cute.
00:31:12Wanna dance?
00:31:14You're drunk.
00:31:16How about I take you home?
00:31:18No, Lisa's coming to pick me up.
00:31:20Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:31:22Hey, can you get up?
00:31:24Hey, ever heard of
00:31:26first-come-first-served Ugly Betty?
00:31:28If he's not coming home with me, he's definitely not
00:31:30coming home with you.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:34Um, you know what?
00:31:36Let's bet on it. If he comes home with me,
00:31:38you beat his track. But if he goes home with you,
00:31:40I'll beat yours. Deal.
00:31:42Should've checked the mirror before leaving the house,
00:31:44loser. Great.
00:31:50Wanna come home with me?
00:31:54Uh, yes. That sounds good.
00:31:58What, is he blind? I'm clearly the hot one.
00:32:04Thanks for picking up the tab.
00:32:08Good? Uh-huh.
00:32:10You call Jake?
00:32:12Or Miss Poopypants?
00:32:14Okay.
00:32:16What, are you jealous?
00:32:18How can he do this hot?
00:32:20Mr. Valentino?
00:32:22Mrs. Valentino?
00:32:24Please sign.
00:32:28Oh, sorry. Former Mrs. Valentino.
00:32:36Oh.
00:32:38I get it. Sorry for interrupting.
00:32:40Carry on.
00:32:44All right, you guys.
00:32:46Let me start stating her after the divorce.
00:32:48Hey.
00:32:50More money for us lawyers.
00:32:56So?
00:32:58Mrs. Valentino.
00:33:02Okay. Um.
00:33:06I admit it.
00:33:10I'm your ex-wife.
00:33:16Oh.
00:33:18Okay. Okay.
00:33:24Just kidding. I'm good.
00:33:40Oh.
00:33:42That's nice.
00:33:46You look the same
00:33:48as you did five years ago.
00:33:50I bet you think I scammed my way
00:33:52into this marriage.
00:33:58When I found out that your grandfather
00:34:00wanted me to marry you,
00:34:02I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:34:06Whatever.
00:34:08Anyway,
00:34:10your house here
00:34:12feels so nice.
00:34:14Not as nice as Lisa Sampson's tea.
00:34:22But why, why does she always yell at me?
00:34:24I don't yell at you.
00:34:28Well, then tell me.
00:34:30Why do you play so hard to get?
00:34:38Oh.
00:34:40I'm so confused.
00:34:44You were drunk.
00:34:46And now you're drunk.
00:34:48Are you messing with me, Ida Valentino?
00:34:50Mrs. Sampson.
00:34:54Hey, look, don't be like all those
00:34:56gold diggers on the TV dramas
00:34:58that are just trying to sleep their way to the top.
00:35:02I'm sorry. Are you okay?
00:35:04Don't assume the worst of me.
00:35:06Is money all that you care about?
00:35:08No, I should have left you at the club.
00:35:10Don't call me after 5 p.m.
00:35:14Shit.
00:35:16I fucked up.
00:35:22Got files for you.
00:35:24Hey, I got your favorite page for you.
00:35:26They are quarterly budget reports
00:35:28from the finance department.
00:35:30They need your signature immediately.
00:35:32Okay, I just want to talk a little bit
00:35:34about what's urgent.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:42How's your shoulder?
00:35:44Mr. Valentino.
00:35:46I found the mystery woman that you spent
00:35:48the night with at the resort.
00:35:54No, I mean, all I can see is silhouettes.
00:35:56Here, Jake, how am I going to see
00:35:58who it actually is?
00:36:00Thank God it's just a silhouette.
00:36:02It may just be a silhouette.
00:36:04But I have a feeling that she'll come up
00:36:06very soon with a positive pregnancy test
00:36:08asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support.
00:36:10Stop with the overreactive imagination.
00:36:12Take it back.
00:36:14No way am I pregnant.
00:36:16Samson, your back.
00:36:18What?
00:36:20Your back and the back of your hair
00:36:22look identical to the woman in this video.
00:36:24Identical is a strong word,
00:36:26don't we think?
00:36:28Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:36:30He can't prove anything
00:36:32if I just deny it.
00:36:36Take off your blazer.
00:36:38What?
00:36:40Blazer.
00:36:42That's an HR violation, actually.
00:36:44Well, that was you in the security camera.
00:36:46I can go to HR.
00:36:48Now take off the blazer.
00:36:50Lisa, ignore him.
00:36:52What's the problem? It's the blazer.
00:36:54We take off the blazer.
00:36:56What's going on here?
00:36:58You're trying to steal my boyfriend.
00:37:00That's enough.
00:37:02We're going on our date, right?
00:37:04Great, I'm going to leave.
00:37:06You're coming with us.
00:37:08What?
00:37:10I can't.
00:37:12I've got a fish to feed at home
00:37:14and I don't want it to go belly up.
00:37:16Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:37:18Your boss.
00:37:20The goldfish was gifted to me
00:37:22by a very special man.
00:37:26You're on the clock.
00:37:28What's a goldfish?
00:37:30Aydin, you don't need a third word.
00:37:34Fine.
00:37:36I'll go.
00:37:38But that's overtime.
00:37:40It's a bit of pain.
00:37:42Yeah.
00:37:46Oh my God, Aydin.
00:37:48Did you see that new film I just starred in?
00:37:50Okay, there's this character, an evil queen,
00:37:52and she reminds me so much
00:37:54of your skinny ex-wife.
00:37:56Thank you, my friend.
00:37:58Of course, on the house.
00:38:00Cheers.
00:38:06Oh no!
00:38:08Looks like I got you all wet.
00:38:10I guess you've got to go home and change.
00:38:14Bathroom!
00:38:16Sorry.
00:38:18Skinny queen coming through.
00:38:22Anyway,
00:38:24this was my coverage.
00:38:26They really should have put a higher budget.
00:38:28I'm just really confused.
00:38:30They clearly didn't know what she was doing.
00:38:32They didn't give me enough bronzer.
00:38:34Whatever, but you know me.
00:38:40Don't think your dumb tricks
00:38:42will win over Aydin.
00:38:44And who are you to tell me this?
00:38:46His mistress?
00:38:48He loves me.
00:38:54What are you going to do?
00:38:56Hit me?
00:38:58Bingo.
00:39:00You asked for it.
00:39:02Mistresses get slapped.
00:39:04Hey, what is with all the noise?
00:39:06Huh? I didn't.
00:39:08She slapped me.
00:39:10And why would you do that?
00:39:12Because I'm a super duper
00:39:14evil conniving and scheming
00:39:16little bitch.
00:39:18I don't think I can't fire you.
00:39:20Yes, fire her.
00:39:22Because I am firing you.
00:39:24For my life.
00:39:26You can't do that.
00:39:28I just did.
00:39:32If I was you, I would take that back.
00:39:38If I was you,
00:39:40I would take that back.
00:39:42Aydin,
00:39:44my leg, it's hurting again.
00:39:46She just fired you.
00:39:48She just fired me.
00:39:52Lisa,
00:39:54can you please
00:39:56bring me in here
00:39:58a tea?
00:40:04Mmm. Mmm.
00:40:06Oh, my God,
00:40:08this tea sucks.
00:40:10What is this?
00:40:12Simpson left, sir.
00:40:14Remember?
00:40:16Do you want a new one?
00:40:18Do you want a coffee instead?
00:40:20No, no. I don't want to
00:40:22take that away.
00:40:24Yes, sir.
00:40:36Boss doesn't like your glance.
00:40:38Do you know how many
00:40:40different combinations of tea leaves, temperatures, and techniques
00:40:42the former secretary tested and formulated
00:40:44just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:40:46Yeah, that's true.
00:40:48Ever since the new CO arrived,
00:40:50all she would do was carry tea leaves,
00:40:52prepared to make any combination,
00:40:54any time his little heart desired.
00:40:56Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:40:58And such big shoes to fill.
00:41:00How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:41:02Spill the tea.
00:41:04Did she get fired for trying to seduce the boss?
00:41:08Was that pun intended
00:41:10or unintended?
00:41:12Careful not to get fired.
00:41:14Unintended, right?
00:41:16I thought so.
00:41:22She's always so cold to me
00:41:24on the surface, but deep down,
00:41:26she actually
00:41:28really cares about me.
00:41:32What's this?
00:41:34Your ex-wife ordered a ballgown.
00:41:36The shop owners send both items here by mistake,
00:41:38so I'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:42I would put your suit in the executive closet,
00:41:44but Samson still has the key.
00:41:46Just hire her back.
00:41:48I mean, I don't get it. When you fire somebody,
00:41:50they take the key. That makes no sense.
00:41:52I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:42:02Be glad I don't have a cat.
00:42:04Otherwise, this fish would already
00:42:06be dead. LOL.
00:42:08It's the goldfish that she got.
00:42:10Whoever got that for her
00:42:12is lame.
00:42:18It's a cute puppy.
00:42:20I like puppies, too.
00:42:22Going out tonight?
00:42:24Time to find a cute daddy
00:42:26for my puppy.
00:42:28Who are you
00:42:30going out with?
00:42:34No, it's...
00:42:36It's probably best just to be nice.
00:42:38Just...
00:42:42Cute puppy.
00:42:46Period.
00:42:48Yeah, that's fine.
00:42:52What?
00:42:56Oh, this...
00:42:58Hard to get strategies. It's going too far, Lisa.
00:43:00Jeez.
00:43:02Jake, what are you doing?
00:43:04Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting
00:43:06her attention than it is the other way around?
00:43:08How long have you been standing?
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00:46:24Let's go.
00:46:48Is he here to see me?
00:46:54You're back.
00:46:56I just walked your dog.
00:46:58Thank you.
00:47:00Can you believe
00:47:02that I ran into my shithead ex
00:47:04twice in one night?
00:47:08I don't understand why you just can't
00:47:10admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:47:12He's the one that owes you an apology.
00:47:14Hey, you're right, but I just...
00:47:18I don't know.
00:47:20I thought it would be a clean break.
00:47:22I mean, he's always got
00:47:24his poopy pants hanging around.
00:47:26That's true, but
00:47:28he's a two-timing scumbag.
00:47:30And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:47:32Scumbags don't live in our head rent-free.
00:47:34You're right.
00:47:36Okay, cheers to that.
00:47:38Hey, now I'm back
00:47:40on the market.
00:47:42Yes, you are.
00:47:52What do you want?
00:47:54Samson, Mr. Valentino
00:47:56would like to kindly invite you
00:47:58back to be a secretary.
00:48:00Almost there, sir.
00:48:02Keep him waiting.
00:48:04Samson, Mr. Valentino
00:48:06would like to kindly invite you
00:48:08back to be a secretary.
00:48:10Samson, are you all right?
00:48:12Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:14Give me the phone, give me the phone.
00:48:16Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me?
00:48:18Talk to me.
00:48:20Uh, Mr. Valentino,
00:48:22a girl who has self-respect
00:48:24doesn't do tasty faxies.
00:48:26So, bye!
00:48:28No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:30Lisa, what if I were to tell you
00:48:32I can give you your own independent project
00:48:34in exchange for
00:48:36$10,000?
00:48:38No.
00:48:40Independent project.
00:48:42In exchange, you come back and work for me,
00:48:44secretary, for a month.
00:48:46Is he serious?
00:48:48It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:48:50So how does that sound?
00:48:52Oh, and not to mention, it'll be good for your career
00:48:54and the pay raise.
00:48:56Maybe I can
00:48:58finally give back the $2 million check
00:49:00and call it even.
00:49:02All right, deal.
00:49:04Well, hold on, hold on. I thought you said no tasty faxies
00:49:06a moment ago.
00:49:08You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of,
00:49:10then it's open for discussion.
00:49:12Well, all right, then.
00:49:14I will see you tomorrow.
00:49:16See you tomorrow.
00:49:24Your tea.
00:49:26Welcome back, Lisa.
00:49:28So,
00:49:30tell me,
00:49:32did you block me?
00:49:38No.
00:49:40Definitely, definitely not
00:49:42block you.
00:49:44Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you lie?
00:49:46Did he hire me back
00:49:48just to torment me?
00:49:50Sir, we found out who
00:49:52drugged you.
00:49:54Who was it?
00:49:56Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:49:58Looks like we need to pay him a visit, then.
00:50:00You're coming with me. Let's go.
00:50:08Frank Dunst, the CEO of her rival company,
00:50:10should be right inside.
00:50:12Why are we back here again?
00:50:18Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:50:20Bathroom!
00:50:26Let's go.
00:50:32Oh, my!
00:50:34Ivan
00:50:36Valentino
00:50:38What can I do for you,
00:50:40Vic?
00:50:46Is that one of your goons?
00:50:48Did he drug me on his own,
00:50:50or was it by your order?
00:50:58Oh, hello, pretty.
00:51:00Hello, pretty.
00:51:06Can I be Frank?
00:51:10I would love that.
00:51:12Hello, pretty.
00:51:14Well, you got some nice rooms
00:51:16on the floor above us.
00:51:18How about I give you a tour you won't forget?
00:51:20Respectfully, no.
00:51:24Did I mention that I own this place?
00:51:26Oh, really?
00:51:28In that case...
00:51:40You're gonna regret this!
00:51:44It's gonna be real pain.
00:51:46Hey!
00:51:52Are you okay?
00:51:54Ugh!
00:51:56Don't you know who I am?
00:51:58Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law!
00:52:00You idiot!
00:52:02Hey!
00:52:06If I recall correctly,
00:52:08your wife is an only child.
00:52:10And it's so heir to the Maple fortune.
00:52:12So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:52:14He doesn't look like part of the
00:52:16Maple family at all.
00:52:18Are you cheating on your wife with his sister?
00:52:20Sir?
00:52:22You know what, Iden?
00:52:24Hmm...
00:52:26The Northpoint project.
00:52:28I'm interested in this.
00:52:32I'm interested in that.
00:52:34A hundred billion dollar project.
00:52:36That's right.
00:52:38All right.
00:52:40I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:52:42And I also want
00:52:44an apology to my secretary now.
00:52:48I'm sorry.
00:52:50And I apologize on behalf of this
00:52:52brutal idiot!
00:52:54My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:52:56Unlike yours.
00:52:58That's why I, as their superior, protect them.
00:53:04Let's go.
00:53:10I, um...
00:53:12Thank you, uh, for saving me.
00:53:16And, um...
00:53:18Would you have done the same
00:53:20if it were a different girl?
00:53:22Nobody bullies you except for me.
00:53:24No one's allowed to
00:53:26bully me except you?
00:53:28I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:53:30Are you talking shit about me
00:53:32inside of your head again?
00:53:34No.
00:53:36No, no!
00:53:38I'm not!
00:53:49Do you dance?
00:53:51Oh, um...
00:53:53No, um, not anymore.
00:53:55I mean, not...
00:53:57Just not anymore.
00:54:01A gift.
00:54:05From the company, not from me.
00:54:13You really don't remember me anymore?
00:54:16I think I do.
00:54:21Oh, he's so ugly.
00:54:23You don't have anything left to do, do you, dearie?
00:54:32No!
00:54:34Are you okay?
00:54:36I can't see.
00:54:38I can't see.
00:54:42My leg!
00:54:45You two!
00:54:47Call the police!
00:54:49Mr. Valentino!
00:54:51We have to get you to safety.
00:54:53Here.
00:54:55This is my family heirloom.
00:54:57Come find me.
00:54:59We really have to go.
00:55:15How do you know I like dogs?
00:55:18He pays attention to me.
00:55:24Ryan!
00:55:26Lisa!
00:55:28Hi.
00:55:30Here, let me get this.
00:55:35This looks good.
00:55:37It's for tonight.
00:55:39Oh.
00:55:41It's for tonight.
00:55:43Oh.
00:55:45Okay.
00:55:46I got to see this deceased one, like, next weekend.
00:55:48What?
00:55:54I left him at the office.
00:56:08Wait, Lisa.
00:56:10Why didn't you go see with the Valentinos for the holidays this year?
00:56:12Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:56:15Has that Iden Valentino been mean to you?
00:56:17No.
00:56:19No, it's great.
00:56:21I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:56:23And, like, he got me to sign a purse.
00:56:25If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend, who blackmailed me for $2 million,
00:56:28she wouldn't have had to agree to that marriage contract anyway.
00:56:30It's all my fault.
00:56:32No, it's not.
00:56:34Hey, it's okay.
00:56:36Ryan, it's not your fault.
00:56:41Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
00:56:44Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
00:56:48Yo, she's hiding from her crimes.
00:56:50She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:56:52Blackmailed you?
00:56:54That's why we owe $2 million?
00:56:56Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?
00:56:58Just live your happy married life.
00:57:00That's all I want for you.
00:57:02You've already done too much for me.
00:57:05Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
00:57:07Will he be back for dinner?
00:57:09I don't know.
00:57:18Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
00:57:21I didn't Valentino.
00:57:23Even if he doesn't want to see me, he should still see me.
00:57:25I don't know.
00:57:27I don't know.
00:57:29I don't know.
00:57:31I don't know.
00:57:33Even if he doesn't want to see me, he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
00:57:44What the hell are you doing here?
00:57:47He was with her again?
00:57:53You're like a leech, huh?
00:57:55Can't get rid of you.
00:57:57I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
00:58:00What?
00:58:02Did you have enough last time so you came back for more?
00:58:06Name your price.
00:58:08How much to get you away from Aydin?
00:58:11For you to leave Aydin alone?
00:58:13One million?
00:58:15I'll pay you one million dollars to leave Aydin alone.
00:58:18That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
00:58:20Is that how much Aydin Valentino is worth to you?
00:58:23What a joke.
00:58:25Five million.
00:58:28Five trillion dollars.
00:58:30Couldn't buy my love for Aydin Valentino.
00:58:32What do you know about Aydin anyway?
00:58:34He's allergic to peanuts.
00:58:36He loves seafood at his evening runs.
00:58:39Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman.
00:58:41But he actually has a lot of soft spots.
00:58:43Including puppies.
00:58:44He's a dog person like me.
00:58:46And if he sees a dog on his evening runs, he will stop.
00:58:48Just so that he can play with it.
00:58:51I won't seduce Aydin from you.
00:58:55He's mine.
00:58:57Yeah!
00:58:59Aydin.
00:59:03Awkward.
00:59:07What a confession, Lisa.
00:59:09I didn't know you feel that way about me.
00:59:11About me.
00:59:14Okay.
00:59:15This is Valentino.
00:59:17Oh.
00:59:18I mean.
00:59:19Actually.
00:59:20What do I call you?
00:59:22I'm Nicole.
00:59:24I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:59:26Lisa.
00:59:27Lisa's totally fine.
00:59:28Oh.
00:59:29Yeah.
00:59:30Okay.
00:59:31Thank you.
00:59:32I hope everything's okay.
00:59:33Yeah.
00:59:34Yeah.
00:59:35No.
00:59:36Sorry.
00:59:37I'm just a little tired.
00:59:38Oh.
00:59:39It's good to see you again.
00:59:40Yo.
00:59:41You too.
00:59:42You look great.
00:59:43Your strokes.
00:59:44Hi, baby.
00:59:45Hi.
00:59:46Girl.
00:59:53Hi.
00:59:54Yeah.
00:59:55Remember Lisa Sampson?
00:59:58How about some sweet revenge?
01:00:13Jake.
01:00:14Can you get Lisa in here?
01:00:15Thank you.
01:00:16You called for Lisa?
01:00:21My God.
01:00:24Can you please tie this tie for me?
01:00:27I don't know how to tie a tie, actually.
01:00:30So you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:00:33Well, you are already in here.
01:00:35So why don't you give it a shot?
01:00:38Fine.
01:00:50You're not too good at this, are you?
01:00:52Because you have no one else to practice on.
01:00:55Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:00:58No.
01:01:00You're actually the first.
01:01:05I've got work to do, so you know.
01:01:07Why were you in the hospital last night?
01:01:13Sometimes.
01:01:14You have an injury?
01:01:16That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:01:19No reaction.
01:01:21He really doesn't care.
01:01:23I wasn't stalking you.
01:01:24By the way.
01:01:26Sure.
01:01:27I mean it.
01:01:28All the stuff I said at the hospital, that was just nonsense.
01:01:33I only said it because your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:01:40So I just wanted to piss her off.
01:01:44So you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:01:46No.
01:01:48No, of course not. I'm a professional.
01:01:52Professional indeed.
01:01:55I knew it.
01:01:59Thank you. Yeah.
01:02:01I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:02:05Right.
01:02:06That'll be all, Miss Samson.
01:02:09Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:02:16Sorry, Samson.
01:02:17But the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:02:19He says, um...
01:02:22If she loves working so much, then I'll give her twice the work.
01:02:25She'll be thanking me.
01:02:31Twice the work.
01:02:35Does he know I have a real job?
01:02:39I'm only his secretary and he's already torturing me this much?
01:02:44Imagine what he would do if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:02:49Mr. Valentino?
01:02:55Mr. Valentino?
01:03:00Mr. Valentino?
01:03:03Here are those files that you asked for.
01:03:06I hate it this late at night.
01:03:15Yeah, um, why are you naked?
01:03:18Perf.
01:03:20You break into my house and you start touching on my body and you call me a perf.
01:03:24Interesting.
01:03:27You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:03:30No, I don't need those anymore.
01:03:33He just loves tormenting me.
01:03:35But now that you're here,
01:03:38why don't you join me for a drink?
01:03:43Cheers.
01:03:58That's okay. I'm not really drinking right now.
01:04:00Anyway, and, uh, I'm really overloaded with...
01:04:04stuff.
01:04:06For the rest of the night.
01:04:08I'm just gonna leave the files here, in case you need them.
01:04:10And, um, yeah, I'll head out.
01:04:12Well, hold on. Wait one second.
01:04:15I'll be just late. I'll give you a ride home.
01:04:17No, no, no, that's okay.
01:04:18I have a ride already. We should set.
01:04:22Okay.
01:04:24See you later?
01:04:27See you.
01:04:28I bid you good eve.
01:04:29Sir.
01:04:37It's a pool.
01:04:38It's a pool.
01:04:39Yep, that was my next guess.
01:04:40Yep.
01:04:47Why are you raging about all these places without a service?
01:04:55Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking Uber right now?
01:04:59Oh!
01:05:04You!
01:05:06What are you doing here?
01:05:16That's for trying to steal Iden from me.
01:05:19And after tonight, he's never gonna want to touch you again.
01:05:24Because we're covering up your face.
01:05:30This is my family heirloom. Come find me.
01:05:35Where did you get that necklace?
01:05:38Where did you get that necklace?
01:05:40Oh, this?
01:05:42This is a token of Iden's love.
01:05:44Jealous?
01:05:45You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:05:51Don't come near me.
01:05:54I'm Iden Valentino's wife. You don't want to mess with me.
01:05:58Quit bluffing. You were just a secretary last week.
01:06:06Don't. Don't.
01:06:14Hey!
01:06:16Hey!
01:06:17Hey!
01:06:23You okay?
01:06:24What took you so long?
01:06:26Dump his body at the Maple residence.
01:06:28Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:06:31You'll see how done Scarface can work his vermin without his wife's money.
01:06:34And Patricia Brown too.
01:06:36They kidnapped her too?
01:06:38No. She was working with the men who hurt me.
01:06:40No, no, no. You must be imagining this. We didn't see her when we came in.
01:06:42I didn't.
01:06:43What?
01:06:44Listen to me.
01:06:45Look, look. I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:06:50Fine.
01:06:52Thanks for saving me.
01:06:53Hey, hey, hey.
01:06:55Look, I'll take you back. Come on. I'll take you back.
01:06:57No.
01:06:58Lisa!
01:07:07Lisa!
01:07:09I'm sorry.
01:07:11Please, I just want to talk for a second. Lisa! Please!
01:07:17Lisa!
01:07:25Lisa!
01:07:36Ryan.
01:07:38Four years ago, I borrowed my necklace.
01:07:41Patricia brought it to me.
01:07:43She ransacked the house.
01:07:45It must have been her.
01:07:47I'm sorry, sis. Everything is my fault.
01:07:50Is this necklace important to you? Can I get you another one?
01:07:56Okay.
01:08:15I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.
01:08:17And you finished a whole bottle yourself?
01:08:20What's going on?
01:08:23I got kidnapped.
01:08:26Piece of crap Brown took your necklace to pose as you.
01:08:30Your husband's actual savior.
01:08:32No, get this. She's also the one who framed Ryan for her hit and run and that's why we owe the two million dollars.
01:08:38That bitch.
01:08:40She did everything to get closer to Aiden.
01:08:42Yeah.
01:08:43You've got to do something.
01:08:44Like what?
01:08:47He believes her completely.
01:08:49And if I had any evidence at all, I wouldn't have had to sign the marriage contract.
01:08:55She's got the necklace.
01:08:57Like I don't even think I can call him scumbag anymore because he thinks that she's me.
01:09:03Take your man back.
01:09:05Take my man back?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:12It's Aiden.
01:09:17Hello? This is the Irish pub.
01:09:20This lady is drunk.
01:09:22Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:09:25What was that?
01:09:27Now what?
01:09:29What are we going to do?
01:09:30Well, now we're going to go to the Irish pub and get you changed.
01:09:33We're going to go to the Irish pub?
01:09:35Yes, we are.
01:09:39There you go.
01:09:40I have a couple.
01:09:41There you go.
01:09:43You have the most cars in the world than anybody else.
01:09:48Alrighty.
01:09:50Let's get this seatbelt on you.
01:09:52Oh, okay.
01:09:55Alright.
01:09:58Oh.
01:10:00You actually look sweet when you're asleep.
01:10:02Because when you're awake, you're like a tiger always chewing you out.
01:10:07Oh.
01:10:09I'm going to eat you up.
01:10:11Yeah.
01:10:12Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:10:18There you go. Just take a nap. I'll drive.
01:10:26Okay.
01:10:28Oh.
01:10:29And so where do you actually live?
01:10:35Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:10:47Okay.
01:10:48There you go.
01:10:50And the reason I'm taking you to my place is because frankly, I don't know where you live.
01:10:54And I'm not going to do anything wrong.
01:10:59Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.
01:11:01Don't do anything stupid.
01:11:03She's under the influence.
01:11:04I'm just going to go.
01:11:05Okay.
01:11:06Wait, Lisa.
01:11:10Please be mindful of social boundaries, okay?
01:11:19Lisa, if you go any lower, then I'm going to have to cut your pay in half.
01:11:24Oh.
01:11:30If I knew that you were going to be like this, I would have left you to your own devices.
01:11:48My, oh my, Samson.
01:11:51Did you two spend the night together?
01:11:53Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:11:55Got them.
01:12:01That's right. Take your man back.
01:12:10I made you coffee.
01:12:12You know how I prefer tea now, right?
01:12:14But this is my special coffee.
01:12:17Okay.
01:12:19Okay.
01:12:25Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:12:27You've got that phone.
01:12:30I knew it.
01:12:32Well, why don't you...
01:12:40Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles and go make me a normal tea?
01:12:43Jake liked my latte art.
01:12:46Oh, he made Jake latte hearts.
01:12:49Oh, no, his was a leaf.
01:12:51I mean, you got the heart.
01:12:53I made you lunch, too.
01:12:55You made me lunch?
01:12:56Mm-hmm.
01:12:59So, do you need to take a break?
01:13:02No time to break, Olga.
01:13:04Patricia Brown says I'm divorcing Lisa to take up with a secretary.
01:13:08I have to stop at all costs.
01:13:09I'm divorcing Lisa to take up with a secretary.
01:13:11I have to stop at all costs.
01:13:13Onward, Olga! Onward!
01:13:17Can I watch it?
01:13:20Cut.
01:13:22But, sir, what if they're in a meeting?
01:13:24Doesn't matter.
01:13:26Onward, Olga! Onward!
01:13:29Right there.
01:13:33Grandpa.
01:13:35Is it bad?
01:13:37Don't mind me.
01:13:39I need some time for dinner.
01:13:41Okay, Grandpa, will do.
01:13:45Come on, Olga.
01:13:49It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:13:52I seem very fast, though, sometimes.
01:13:55Mmm.
01:14:09You dare steal a kiss from me?
01:14:25Mr. Bouncy?
01:14:31Jay, this better be very important or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:14:34What is it?
01:14:36Miss Brown just called.
01:14:43Jay, this better be very important or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:14:46What is it?
01:14:48Miss Brown just called.
01:14:54Jay, this better be very important or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:14:59Hey.
01:15:01She needs you at the police station right now.
01:15:03The police station?
01:15:07Sorry I didn't think of you like this, sis.
01:15:10Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown?
01:15:12You know that is a crime, Brian.
01:15:14Why am I not surprised?
01:15:17You two are siblings?
01:15:19Trailer trash ass family?
01:15:21You ruined my life.
01:15:22Hey, Brian, stop. Don't.
01:15:24Blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:15:27Do you even know who I am?
01:15:29What do you mean?
01:15:31Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:15:33What do you mean?
01:15:35I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:37Hey, what is going on?
01:15:39Aiden, they're harassing me.
01:15:41She's dating Aiden Valentino now?
01:15:43You know what?
01:15:45Hey, stop.
01:15:47Hurt him.
01:15:49I apologize on his behalf.
01:15:50You're apologizing to me for him?
01:15:52I've never known you to back down on me before.
01:15:55Why are you apologizing to him?
01:15:57Do you want to end up back in there?
01:15:59He's cheating on you.
01:16:01Let's go.
01:16:03Come on, Aiden, they're disgusting.
01:16:05Aiden, I knew you'd save me from those trailer trash siblings.
01:16:08Wait, what?
01:16:10They're siblings.
01:16:12Brian?
01:16:14Oh my gosh, Brian, stop.
01:16:16Yeah, they're both losers.
01:16:20Wait, Aiden.
01:16:22How am I supposed to get around?
01:16:26Lisa, wait!
01:16:28Wait!
01:16:30Lisa!
01:16:36Someone decided to go back into trouble.
01:16:44It's...
01:16:46No, no.
01:16:48Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:16:51Miss Sampson, for ditching work without cause,
01:16:55I required in-person explanation at my office.
01:16:58Stat?
01:17:00Yeah, I can try to choose.
01:17:02Divorce him already. Why are you still with him?
01:17:04We're already divorced.
01:17:06Well, you're good.
01:17:08I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders in the first place,
01:17:10you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:17:12It's not that I like that.
01:17:14Now you're free, right?
01:17:16So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:17:18Yeah, please don't.
01:17:20Everybody asks me about you.
01:17:22Oh, I'm sure.
01:17:24You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:17:26Brian?
01:17:28Come on, please? For me?
01:17:30For you?
01:17:32For me?
01:17:34The wiring in this room?
01:17:36Yeah, I think we could widen the room,
01:17:38make more space easily for a couple of units a week.
01:17:40Budget report from the past month from the finance department.
01:17:42Thank you.
01:17:44Is that a new skirt, Sampson?
01:17:46You going on a date later?
01:17:48Excuse me.
01:17:50Hi, Queen's Ristorante.
01:17:527pm.
01:17:54Thank you.
01:17:56I can't wait.
01:17:59You know, I'm so happy that Sampson decided to go on this date.
01:18:01You know, getting back on the dating scene is kind of exciting.
01:18:03Gosh, if she had that new skirt,
01:18:05the way that she was talking with that guy on the phone,
01:18:07she must have been pretty excited.
01:18:09She must have been.
01:18:11I mean, I'm sure she was.
01:18:13I mean, I'm sure she was.
01:18:15I mean, I'm sure she was.
01:18:17I mean, I'm sure she was.
01:18:18I mean, I'm sure she was.
01:18:20I mean, I'm sure she was.
01:18:22I need a table at Queen's Ristorante
01:18:24I need a table at Queen's Ristorante
01:18:26because we are treating some friends to dinner tonight.
01:18:28because we are treating some friends to dinner tonight.
01:18:30We're friends.
01:18:32We're friends.
01:18:34I have friends.
01:18:36Yeah, that's me.
01:18:38Oh, great.
01:18:40I look better in real life, though, huh?
01:18:42So, Ms. Sampson,
01:18:44I hear you are a divorcee,
01:18:46which I think is very hot,
01:18:48but, you know, I'll tell you,
01:18:50if it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's brother's cousin,
01:18:52if it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's brother's cousin,
01:18:54I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:18:56We don't have to do this again.
01:18:58Ah, no, no, no.
01:19:00Don't worry about it.
01:19:02Don't play hard to get already.
01:19:04Just, you know, relax, enjoy your meal.
01:19:06It's all good.
01:19:08I will tell you,
01:19:10I make $3,000 a month.
01:19:12I can afford to get you a nice meal.
01:19:14It's all good.
01:19:16There's really no need.
01:19:18Now, listen,
01:19:20I have a very spacious
01:19:22300 square foot
01:19:24studio apartment that I lease
01:19:26if you get my drift.
01:19:30When we's a married,
01:19:32you don't gotta worry about work or nothing.
01:19:34I can give you an allowance,
01:19:36like, I don't know, $200 a month,
01:19:38something like that.
01:19:40What do you think about that?
01:19:42Yeah, I make six figures.
01:19:44I'm an engineer.
01:19:46We could go buy a Tesla
01:19:48or a Tesla car.
01:19:50You're joking.
01:19:52No, I'm not.
01:19:54Yeah, your meal's on me.
01:19:56Ah, listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:19:58Look, I know that you are divorced.
01:20:00What do you think you can do better
01:20:02than me?
01:20:04Get out of here.
01:20:06What the hell is this?
01:20:08We didn't order nothing?
01:20:10What, are you trying to bum a meal off of me?
01:20:12Mr. Sumtree.
01:20:14Hello, Lisa.
01:20:16I don't have the restaurant
01:20:18that you've been paid for
01:20:20by Ida Valentino.
01:20:24Paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:20:26He says
01:20:28Ms. Samson deserves only the best.
01:20:31What the hell kind of man is Ida?
01:20:33Let me know if you find out.
01:20:36Thanks.
01:20:38Okay, fine.
01:20:40Then I'm gonna eat with Lisa gone.
01:20:42Your bill is $1,250.
01:20:44Dude.
01:20:46What?
01:20:48No, you and Mr. Sumtree again, huh?
01:20:50You kiss me and you go on a date with another guy.
01:20:52How is that fair?
01:20:54What, and you're any better?
01:20:56Patricia Brown feels like something happens
01:20:58and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:21:00Someone's jealous of you.
01:21:02I'm leaving.
01:21:04Hey, hey.
01:21:06You okay?
01:21:08Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:21:10It's only because she saved my life four years ago.
01:21:12You can't hear this.
01:21:19I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:21:21Oh, also,
01:21:23if you plan on remarrying Ms. Samson,
01:21:25you need to make sure...
01:21:27Wait, wait, hang on.
01:21:29Remarry?
01:21:31Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:21:33The other night?
01:21:35I don't remember.
01:21:37Hey, those cookies you ordered.
01:21:39This is Valentino.
01:21:41You hired your ex-wife as your secretary?
01:21:44My ex-wife?
01:21:45Lisa, please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:21:48No.
01:21:50I am your ex-wife.
01:21:52So I'm just the real joke here.
01:21:54The fool.
01:21:56Chasing you around, running around, saving you.
01:21:58Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:22:00No.
01:22:02I mean, even the nurse called you Ms. Valentino.
01:22:04I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:22:06Okay, if you had cared about me
01:22:08even one tiny little bit,
01:22:10you would have known what I looked like.
01:22:12You didn't even know my name.
01:22:13So this is just revenge then.
01:22:15On who? Myself?
01:22:17Lisa Sampson.
01:22:19I did Valentino!
01:22:22Okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?
01:22:28I mean, how could she be my skinny ex-wife?
01:22:39What's wrong?
01:22:41What's wrong?
01:22:43What do you do every day, Jake?
01:22:45I asked for a file on Lisa Sampson.
01:22:47Where is it?
01:22:49Wait for secretary, sir.
01:22:51You tell me!
01:22:53I already gave it to you.
01:22:55I'm not seeing anything in here.
01:22:57He found it.
01:22:59Huh.
01:23:01Paradise Villa number 12.
01:23:03That's the same address as Lisa's.
01:23:05Shit, shit, shit.
01:23:07I'm gonna kill you!
01:23:09Damn it!
01:23:11Who you are?
01:23:13You're at least not this skinny,
01:23:15conniving gold digger that you described her as.
01:23:17I've never described her as that.
01:23:19But why did she need to hold back
01:23:21for this entire time?
01:23:23Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity
01:23:25to uncover your dark secrets
01:23:27so that she could extort you for more money.
01:23:29Lisa isn't like that.
01:23:31Okay.
01:23:33She's a Russian spy.
01:23:35That's gotta be it.
01:23:37Overactive imagination again, Jake.
01:23:39Don't talk about that.
01:23:41It's for you to never know.
01:23:43I've only really known her for about a month.
01:23:45I know my Lisa.
01:23:47She's not like that.
01:23:52Congratulations, Lisa.
01:23:58Are those flowers from Lisa's hands for you?
01:24:01Sure are.
01:24:05Oh!
01:24:07What are you doing, sir?
01:24:09Those flowers are ugly.
01:24:11I need ten fresh bouquets from the Netherlands.
01:24:13Okay.
01:24:18Home for me.
01:24:22Hey, hey, Lisa,
01:24:24why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:24:26Perfect.
01:24:32Grab a Valentino.
01:24:34Lisa, come back tonight with Iden for dinner.
01:24:37I will not rest until you do.
01:24:44The car's ready, sir.
01:24:46Thank you.
01:24:52Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:24:55Anytime.
01:24:57So you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:24:59You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?
01:25:02I knew she respected my grandpa too much.
01:25:04She couldn't say no.
01:25:06But you always said, um,
01:25:08that she always knew to suck up to grandpa
01:25:10to manipulate him.
01:25:12So do you plan to pursue Lisa Sampson for reals this time?
01:25:15No, who said anything about pursuing her?
01:25:18I thought I'd just give her a chance,
01:25:20since she likes me.
01:25:27Thank you, Olga.
01:25:30Cheers.
01:25:32We're all finally here together
01:25:35as a family.
01:25:37Cheers.
01:25:41Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa.
01:25:44Together.
01:25:46That's fantastic.
01:25:48Why don't you two stay the night then?
01:25:51Yeah, we'd love to.
01:25:56Honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?
01:25:58I know how you like them.
01:26:01Grandpa's watching.
01:26:09Thank you.
01:26:12Thank you.
01:26:18If you want to fill me up,
01:26:20you can do that.
01:26:22All night long.
01:26:24If you want to fill me up,
01:26:26you can do that.
01:26:28All night long.
01:26:30I'm no longer hungry, actually.
01:26:32Thank you so much for dinner.
01:26:35What are you doing still eating?
01:26:37This is your chance.
01:26:38Go!
01:26:45I think some grandchildren are in play, Olga.
01:26:48Cheers.
01:26:59Thirsty, aren't we?
01:27:09Wasn't this the wedding gift that mommy got me?
01:27:14There's literally nothing here.
01:27:16What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:27:18What are you looking for?
01:27:20Nothing.
01:27:22What are you doing here?
01:27:24Doing you.
01:27:26Oh.
01:27:28Is it to make grandpa happy?
01:27:32Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:27:35No.
01:27:36Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:27:39Uh, no way.
01:27:42We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:27:45Why should I get the floor now?
01:27:47Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:27:49I don't mind it.
01:27:53Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:27:55I don't mind it.
01:28:02Look.
01:28:06Jake.
01:28:08Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:28:10This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:28:13Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans and will be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:28:17That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning,
01:28:20so you and Lisa will need to do some OT.
01:28:22Thank you.
01:28:32I need more than a cover of important stuff.
01:28:36I need more than a cover of important stuff.
01:28:56Goodnight.
01:29:07You're a beautiful hair girl.
01:29:12Your dad didn't even accept you.
01:29:19I should've told him.
01:29:22I should've told him.
01:29:28Hi.
01:29:30Trish, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that. What are you doing?
01:29:34Okay, well, I found a new doctor.
01:29:36Will you come with me?
01:29:38No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:29:42Okay.
01:29:44Well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up,
01:29:47this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me.
01:29:50Please?
01:29:52Okay, yes, let's go.
01:29:58Lisa?
01:30:00You're pregnant?
01:30:02Whose bastard baby is this?
01:30:04You're pregnant?
01:30:06Who's the man?
01:30:09You're pregnant?
01:30:11Who's the man?
01:30:13You wouldn't want to shake the baby.
01:30:15The father wouldn't like that too much.
01:30:18Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:30:20Is there somebody else?
01:30:24I've asked you the same.
01:30:27My leg, it's hurting.
01:30:29I need to go to the doctor now.
01:30:31Let's go.
01:30:37Okay.
01:30:45That's Lisa.
01:30:47Should we give her a ride?
01:30:49No need.
01:30:51No? Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:30:53Start the car.
01:31:07Irene Valentino, you're a dick!
01:31:10You're a dick, that's all you'll ever be!
01:31:18I don't want to tell you about the baby.
01:31:22So as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert,
01:31:25our numbers are up from last time this year,
01:31:27thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.
01:31:29So we have a...
01:31:33Sorry I'm late.
01:31:34No excuses.
01:31:36Wait.
01:31:43You have a fever, Lisa?
01:31:45I know.
01:31:47Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:31:50Go outside and get some rest.
01:31:52I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:31:54I'm fine.
01:32:05See you later, girl.
01:32:10Mr. Valentino,
01:32:13my letter of resignation.
01:32:17My letter of resignation.
01:32:19You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:32:23Focus on that.
01:32:25Give your secretarial duties to Tom,
01:32:27and take some time off.
01:32:29Go to the hospital, okay?
01:32:32What do you mean?
01:32:35I mean,
01:32:37you don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:32:40You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:32:43You really love that man that much?
01:32:46I hope you missed us.
01:32:47I hope you missed us.
01:32:58Happy birthday to you,
01:33:02Happy birthday to you.
01:33:05Blow out the candles, Grandpa.
01:33:07Yay!
01:33:10I'll go cut the cake.
01:33:11I'll go cut the cake.
01:33:13I can celebrate my birthday with both of you together this time.
01:33:19If only by next year,
01:33:21we can add a little bundle of joy.
01:33:28Is she pregnant?
01:33:32Lisa.
01:33:41Doesn't feel good, does it?
01:33:46Stop!
01:33:48What? You'll carry somebody else's child but won't even let me touch you?
01:33:51What the fuck is even that, huh?
01:33:57I've had enough of your madness.
01:34:01Grow the fuck up!
01:34:11Lisa!
01:34:21Hello!
01:34:22Wait a minute.
01:34:23Look everyone, it's your slutty secretary.
01:34:26Did you know she actually tried to sleep with the boss,
01:34:30but now she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:34:36Do you even know who the father is?
01:34:39Okay.
01:34:42Okay.
01:34:47If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother.
01:34:50Hey! Her father's fake!
01:34:52You're a fraud!
01:34:54And you think I believed in you all this time?
01:34:59You ruined today!
01:35:02Hey!
01:35:03Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
01:35:04I didn't!
01:35:05Are you okay?
01:35:06I didn't!
01:35:07Okay, call an ambulance now!
01:35:08I didn't keep thinking!
01:35:09She fell by herself!
01:35:10She's a lying bitch!
01:35:20She's suffering from high fever and physical trauma.
01:35:24It doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:35:31Well, I guess we can have more in the future.
01:35:36But doctor, can you just save them both?
01:35:39I'll try my best.
01:35:43I'll be right back.
01:35:45Okay.
01:35:55Boo!
01:35:58Sabrina!
01:36:04You know what to do.
01:36:09Okay.
01:36:16The patient is in a critical state.
01:36:18We need to operate now.
01:36:20What's going on?
01:36:21Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:36:23She doesn't need one.
01:36:25If you want to keep your job, you better keep your mouth shut.
01:36:40Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:36:52What's happening?
01:36:54Where am I?
01:36:56We've had some complications.
01:36:58We need to operate on you.
01:36:59No, this isn't right.
01:37:02Who are you working for?
01:37:03Stop! No! No! No! Stop!
01:37:06No! No! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:37:09No, I'm pregnant!
01:37:10I'm pregnant with Heidi Valentino's child!
01:37:12No!
01:37:13Lisa!
01:37:15It's okay.
01:37:16It's okay.
01:37:17Hey, hey, hey.
01:37:19You're okay.
01:37:22Okay, let's go.
01:37:24Sit him down.
01:37:31So...
01:37:33Tell me, doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:37:35It was...
01:37:36It was...
01:37:38It was all Patricia Brown.
01:37:41She blackmailed me.
01:37:45And forced me to operate on Lisa Sampson.
01:37:49And...
01:37:50And what?
01:37:53And what?
01:37:56And forged x-rays of her broken leg.
01:38:00Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:38:03I switched her x-rays with someone else's.
01:38:07I checked the database.
01:38:08It looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's x-rays with Lisa Sampson's.
01:38:16So that means that Patricia has been lying to me this entire time.
01:38:21Is that Lisa?
01:38:26Lisa!
01:38:28What did she do?
01:38:30Patricia, stop.
01:38:32You don't want to do this.
01:38:34If you push me off...
01:38:35If you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:38:40If you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:38:44I don't think so.
01:38:46I think it'll just look like a suicide out of shame for having a bastard baby.
01:38:50I saved Aiden.
01:38:52And he will believe me.
01:38:54Why?
01:38:55Because I have the necklace.
01:38:57No!
01:38:58Give it back!
01:39:00You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.
01:39:03You can have it back for my dead body.
01:39:06That'll have to work.
01:39:07No.
01:39:08This is not...
01:39:09No!
01:39:14Lisa.
01:39:18This is all your fault.
01:39:20It's okay.
01:39:21It's okay.
01:39:22Okay.
01:39:23Lisa.
01:39:25Lisa, please forgive me.
01:39:40Hey, Lee.
01:39:43Patricia Brown, famous supermodel, is arrested for attempted murder.
01:39:47Finally, justice is served.
01:39:54Hey, Brian.
01:39:55Sis, did you see the news?
01:39:56Patricia Brown was finally brought in prison for all her crimes.
01:39:59Yeah, I saw.
01:40:00Also, that ex-husband of yours, he's been coming over every day after work.
01:40:05Why?
01:40:06He asked me about you.
01:40:08You know, your childhood, your dreams.
01:40:10He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:40:13And he also paid off all our debts.
01:40:25You know, this house was a gift from Grandpa.
01:40:29I never even came in it all these years.
01:40:33Now I can't even enter it, even if I wanted to.
01:40:54Okay.
01:40:58Let's go.
01:41:02Oh, it's from Aiden.
01:41:05For you and the baby.
01:41:08More maturity gifts again?
01:41:10I think we can get those things ourselves.
01:41:12I'm gonna go get them.
01:41:25Lisa.
01:41:36Lisa.
01:41:41Lisa.
01:41:43Did you know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:41:47He had me doing chores all day just so I could get a couple more details about you.
01:41:50And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:41:54Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:41:58No, Ohio.
01:42:02Lisa.
01:42:04I was blind and dumb and a horrible husband to you.
01:42:08And I know how disappointing and hurtful that can be.
01:42:14And I neglected you.
01:42:15And I'm sorry about that.
01:42:18But I promise you, I will be better.
01:42:24Can you please give me another chance?
01:42:28What about the baby?
01:42:32You said it was a bastard child.
01:42:34I know, baby.
01:42:37Will you please call me?
01:42:55That's...
01:42:56That's our dad's costume from Swan Lake.
01:43:00Yeah.
01:43:02I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:43:04But I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.
01:43:07So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:43:12And...
01:43:14Next time you won't have to buy tickets.
01:43:17You've been performing, and I'll be on the front row.
01:43:20Did you steal these off my dad's?
01:43:23And about the baby.
01:43:25Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:43:29And I'll love it all the same.
01:43:31Even if we have kids later.
01:43:36Sir, wait, wait.
01:43:38Jake, do you want to be fired? What are you doing?
01:43:40Just listen.
01:43:41That's the woman.
01:43:44She gave me this phone before she left the resort.
01:43:46Jake, it's all on eBay. You don't want it.
01:43:49Maria had just retired from that job after that day and then went on a trip.
01:43:52That's why it took so long to find her.
01:43:53This is my old phone.
01:43:56So you're the mysterious woman this whole time.
01:44:00My God, that means that I'm...
01:44:04The baby is yours.
01:44:08Well, what are you waiting for, punk?
01:44:11Put a ring on it before she runs away again.
01:44:20I never gave you the proposal that you deserved.
01:44:25Let me try again.
01:44:27Will you marry me?
01:44:37For real this time.
01:44:40Yes.
01:44:41Yes?
01:44:42Yes.
01:44:43Yes, I will marry you.
01:44:49Again.