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00:26Help!
00:29Help!
00:30I really need to get out.
00:33Ow!
00:36Ow!
00:37A contraction!
00:38It's all gonna go wrong, isn't it?
00:40It's all gonna go wrong again.
00:42Oh, it's off me!
00:45Ow!
00:47It is meant to be a couple's theme race.
00:50Me walking about with a fish on my head makes no sense at all without you here.
00:54Ha, ha, ha!
00:56What's going on? What are you, like, hemorrhoids or what?
00:59Food! We're food, aren't we?
01:01Didn't really know what to do with the theme.
01:03You know, us sad singles, not all happy and loved up like you, are we, eh?
01:08Come on, let's get some munch. Actually, a prawn sandwich.
01:11Enjoying the buffet, son?
01:13Which Mr Right?
01:14Oh, I'm flattered.
01:15I'm so sorry about being Mr Wrong in that part.
01:18Why don't we go and get another drink?
01:20Yeah, she's amazing.
01:21Oh, thank you so much.
01:24Urgh.
01:29The matter with you, I thought you was gonna give it a go. Were you happy?
01:32Yeah, what, were the birds still missing? I'm glad the piper's out.
01:36Is Whitney still over there with Brit?
01:38Er, she doesn't want to see you.
01:40What? She said that?
01:42She just wants her few minutes alone.
01:44Said you should both just party on.
01:46Right, go for it.
01:55I need a gin.
01:57Er, in a sec, yeah, I just, I need to sort something.
01:59Why wouldn't I get mine like that?
02:01What?
02:03You OK?
02:10What a swell party this is.
02:13Oh, I'd eat him on a chip party without the salt.
02:17Tell you what, I'd have him for seconds and all.
02:20Thank you.
02:22No, no, no, don't tell me.
02:24It's Little Britain, isn't it?
02:26And Vicky Pollard, yes!
02:28Why are you laughing, Zak?
02:30It's not funny, is it? It's annoying.
02:33How do you do that?
02:35Pretend nothing's wrong.
02:38This is a stage, girls.
02:40Just smile.
02:42How can I?
02:44I'm just worried about Dad.
02:46Watch.
02:48Shots. I would like shots.
02:51Oh, she has brought the bride party back to us.
02:54You can say that again.
02:56Do you like it? I'm...
02:58I'm sucky.
03:01You just wait till you see her.
03:04Do you know, I thought this, this couples theme,
03:07I thought I was really soppy, but...
03:09I know, you're the half.
03:11You're everything.
03:13I mean, what's not to celebrate?
03:22Whoa, strippers are here!
03:35Are you OK?
03:37Yeah, just...
03:39My feet are killing me.
03:42You know, all this worry over Dad and flying,
03:47and you just keep going.
03:50He's really lucky to have you, isn't he?
03:54Thank you, Anna.
03:59I'm going to sit this one out for a bit with Bobby.
04:02Let me know when Dad's back.
04:04Of course.
04:06Maybe he'll listen to Junior.
04:08Maybe they're sorting everything right now.
04:11See you.
04:14You can't make wild accusations and then just storm off.
04:17Wild? Cindy and me, we're just talking.
04:20Not looking to run off?
04:22Shine your new life after the old one gets dull?
04:25I love Elaine.
04:28Come on, Junior.
04:30Let's go to the Vic, shall we?
04:34Pretty sure I saw Cindy heading that way.
04:37You can play happy families if you like.
04:41What are your finest champagne, please?
04:43Of course.
04:45Wow. Cindy looks amazing.
04:50Are you all right?
04:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
04:54You don't have to stay if you don't want to.
04:56No, no, no, I could stay for a little bit longer.
04:58How much?
05:00£2.50.
05:02£2.50?
05:04£2.50.
05:06£2.50.
05:08I could stay for a little bit longer.
05:10How much?
05:11Very suave, James Bond.
05:13Easy. He's licensed to kill, is he?
05:15What, Jelly Deals?
05:19Elaine?
05:20Yes, darling?
05:21Where's Linda?
05:23She couldn't face it, I'm afraid.
05:25Fuck around, ain't I?
05:27Hang on, hang on, the bride's not here yet.
05:30The show must go on.
05:33Woo!
05:35Woo!
05:41My sister should be seeing this.
05:46Oh, Ian, this is Junior, George's son.
05:49Bill.
05:50Ian, Bill.
05:53Hello, boys, how was your night?
05:55Oh, it was...
05:57It was illuminating.
05:59They're back. Tell Anna we'll have drinks.
06:01We'll do it properly this time.
06:03And thank you again for helping out with Dad, we just...
06:06We love him so much.
06:08We couldn't bear anything bad to happen.
06:12Oh, champagne, then.
06:14I'll give the good stuff in the back.
06:16A toast to our family.
06:21Got to go. Sorry.
06:23You ain't running out on us again.
06:27Yeah, ain't you?
06:31Come on!
06:35Junior.
06:41Sack attack, matey!
06:50Just one more, please, Antonio.
06:52I've got a real thirst on for some reason.
06:56You two, lose.
06:58Just been.
06:59I did. The book was well-pushed, innit?
07:01Yeah, and we've got none at home, so come on, boys.
07:03Fill your pockets.
07:08Remember Mother's Day once?
07:12I left her card at school and I was crying.
07:15Yeah, you're saying a lot of weird stuff tonight.
07:17Have you been slugging on your mum's wine?
07:19You said I could make her a morning cup of tea with you.
07:21Said it was special, because when she opens her eyes,
07:24sees that, she knows you were thinking about her.
07:28You've made her one every day since she's moved back in.
07:30Yeah, Tommy, it's just a drink.
07:32She's made you one back. Every night.
07:34As soon as you walk through the door.
07:36She loves you. You love her.
07:38Oh, it's this again, is it?
07:40Listen, Tommy, it's not that simple, all right?
07:42She's happier than she's been in ages.
07:44Is Phil's tea really that awful?
07:46I didn't have him down as a tea-making man.
07:48You always do this. Turn things into one big joke.
07:50Tom, just... No, no.
07:52You just watched her get with that niche,
07:54watched her flirt with the waiter.
07:56What's the point of fighting to stay alive
07:58if all you're going to do is always watch her go?
08:00Ask her.
08:02Come, boys, grab your coats.
08:04Mum and Dad need to talk.
08:14Where are the boys?
08:16Oh, they got bored.
08:18Tommy's taken them home.
08:20Another drink? Yes.
08:26Oh, dear.
08:30Please tell me someone's coming.
08:32I can't.
08:34They're going to be here.
08:36Soon.
08:38I got her so far.
08:40I got her past the scan
08:42and everything and I kept her safe.
08:46I'm sorry, baby.
08:48I'm sorry.
08:50Don't talk like that, all right?
08:52But no-one's coming, are they?
08:56I'm here, all right?
08:58I'm here. I can help you.
09:00I've given birth before, haven't I?
09:02Yeah, so have I.
09:04With Paige.
09:06I don't remember.
09:08There was just silence.
09:10There was just silence, Lauren.
09:16No, no. All right, it's not going to happen again.
09:18Just try and...
09:20Try and sit down, come on.
09:22That's it.
09:24I am here by your side, all right?
09:38What is that?
09:42Someone's going to hear that.
09:46They're going to hear that
09:48and they're going to come.
09:50Are you going to save us?
09:52OK.
09:58I should wrap your nuggets right round your neck
10:00for what you did to Amy.
10:02Did she kiss me?
10:04You think this is how real men behave?
10:06Nugget, a little lump of nothing no-one wants.
10:08Wait, what's going on?
10:10The truth. Ask him.
10:12And stay away from Amy, yeah?
10:14Both of you.
10:16I told you the truth.
10:18Look, I believe you, man.
10:20Trust me.
10:22All right.
10:24Look, I know that's a bit chill, man,
10:26but if Ebony wants to film some more stuff,
10:28that's proper interesting.
10:30All right, then I'll...
10:32No, look, she, um...
10:34She just said me.
10:36Is that all right?
10:40Sure.
10:42See you, then.
10:46Bye.
10:58Mum, thanks for letting me sit this one out.
11:02It's the Whitney and Mick thing.
11:04You know, I ain't forgotten.
11:06I mean, I...
11:08I don't not wish her well.
11:10I just keep telling myself,
11:12it's just a kiss.
11:14That hurts, darling.
11:16Yeah, but I know it was me
11:18who he loved when he died.
11:20You know, there was no more secrets,
11:22there was nothing we couldn't say
11:24to each other at the end,
11:26and that's how I know
11:28that we loved every bit of each other.
11:30It was all real.
11:32Yeah.
11:34I love you. I just love you so much.
11:36He needed rescuing and cleaned up
11:38before Whitney sees him.
11:40It's a chance chicken on you two.
11:42I don't know where to look, Mum.
11:44Get him a towel.
11:46Linda, I've had sex on this couch.
11:48Maybe a bit of water.
11:50Wow.
11:52All right.
11:56George, you haven't answered my question.
11:58How are your drinks for junior?
12:00We just talked.
12:04Can we talk?
12:06We meant party.
12:08Maybe after it's over.
12:12Hey!
12:28Help!
12:30Help!
12:32Help me!
12:34Help!
12:36Oh, no.
12:38Help!
12:40Help!
12:46Help!
12:48Help!
12:50Whitney!
12:52Help me, I'm in the taco van!
12:54Jenny's locked us in here!
12:56She took your keys!
12:58You're in there?
13:00The baby's coming!
13:02Where's Whitney?
13:04She's in the baby in the taco van!
13:06Where are the keys?
13:08We can't find the keys!
13:10There's a spare set in the cab!
13:12We're coming!
13:14Where are you going?
13:16Get back!
13:18Stand back for the door!
13:24Back it up!
13:26Come on, baby.
13:28It's all right.
13:30The keys are in the cab.
13:32I'm on it.
13:34It's OK.
13:36It's OK.
13:38What are you doing?
13:40How long are we going to get the door open?
13:42Right, I'm going to go get Zack.
13:44Get Zack!
13:46You're going to have to drive this van, aren't you?
13:48Get in the van and reverse it.
13:50Please just do it!
13:58Helmet?
14:00Aye.
14:02So when are you doing your act, then?
14:04Time to go.
14:06Sorry.
14:10Oh, finally!
14:12What's that?
14:14Me and Son, we were fishing chips.
14:16Oh!
14:18Whitney's in labour!
14:20What do you mean, where?
14:22She was stuck behind your stupid taco van.
14:24We had to break her out.
14:26You are in major trouble.
14:28I was coming back for the keys.
14:30Where is Zack?
14:32You're having a baby.
14:34Are you joking?
14:36That's not what you said!
14:40What?
14:42Oh, nothing, nothing.
14:44It's just about us, you know,
14:46wobbling down the street after a few drinks.
14:48And you letting me wobble down the street, yeah?
14:50Give me your arm.
14:52Do you know what it means?
14:54Let's do this in 30 years' time.
14:56What, coming out of Walford East drunk, yeah?
14:58Not at them prices.
15:00Look at this.
15:02Ta-da!
15:06What?
15:08Why are you looking like that?
15:10I just wanted to...
15:12I just wanted to tell you something important,
15:14you know,
15:16about us.
15:18Right.
15:20I need a cab!
15:22The baby's coming!
15:24All right, keep your fries on.
15:26What was you going to say?
15:28That's nothing, no.
15:30No big deal.
15:32You all right there?
15:34I've heard of fast food, but...
15:36Can I have the baby?
15:40B-Y-O-E.
15:42Bring your own energy.
15:44Like Denzel here?
15:46Look at those results.
15:48Hogs!
15:50You've ruined it.
15:52This place shuts in ten minutes.
15:54What are you doing here, man?
15:56Are you serious?
15:58You sort your mate out. Get rid.
16:06Whitney.
16:08Yeah.
16:10You're the one that delivered Peach.
16:12Lindsay.
16:16You're pregnant.
16:18A chance I never thought I'd have.
16:20It's OK.
16:22Tell me what you're feeling.
16:24I just feel like seeing you.
16:26It's...
16:28I couldn't make it happen again.
16:30I won't have my baby to take home today.
16:32I know, darling. I know.
16:34Ow! Ow!
16:36Are these really close together now?
16:38Not breathe.
16:40Whitney, breathe.
16:42Can you trust me? Yeah?
16:44Yeah.
16:46Sorry, it took ages to pull up.
16:48Brittany told me the room.
16:50I don't know if I should come in or not.
16:52I'll do my best, mate.
16:54Please.
16:56Oh.
16:58How can a cat just refuse to take you?
17:00I'm not even that drunk.
17:02You throwing up in a giant bag of chips,
17:04saying everybody's sober.
17:06I'm in a small suite, Sherry.
17:08I'll get you there. Get in.
17:10Thank you.
17:12I can't, mate.
17:14Everything will be all right.
17:16Get him, please.
17:18Remember, it's temperamental stuff.
17:20What?
17:22What are you doing?
17:24Well, he does this sometimes.
17:26What do you do to fix it, then?
17:28A bump start.
17:30You get enough speed with an internal combustion engine
17:32and engage the clutch and the engine will turn over.
17:34Yes, I know what a bump start is.
17:36Shall we do one, then, everyone? Come on.
17:38Let's have a go.
17:40Oh, yeah!
17:42Please help with this, please.
17:44Yeah.
17:46I can't push on this.
17:48I can't push on this.
17:50Go on.
17:52Don't be so scared.
17:54Go, go, go!
17:56Go, go, go!
17:58Go, go, go!
18:00Go, go, go!
18:02Go, go, go!
18:04Go, go, go!
18:06Oh!
18:08I might have shot.
18:10Morgan was a right whopper.
18:12Where's Lindsay gone?
18:14She's gone to get her colleagues.
18:16She said it's all good, going really good.
18:18It's all dilated and all that.
18:20With Peach,
18:22she lost the baby before and she said
18:24about loss and grief
18:26and you never get over it.
18:28She's going to come in and say the same thing.
18:30I should have let her come near me.
18:32I shouldn't even be in labour.
18:34I'm two weeks early.
18:36Well, I was with Morgan, as well.
18:38Oh!
18:40This is me.
18:42I've let every child down.
18:44I've let every child down.
18:46Every baby. I've failed them.
18:48No, I'm not going to let you say that.
18:50I'm sorry.
18:52Babies can hear things.
18:54You ain't never let me down.
18:56That's the best thing in my life.
18:58This is my colleague, Lou.
19:00She can help us today, if you're happy.
19:02Has it gone wrong?
19:04No, she's just got herself in a bit of a state.
19:06Everything's OK, love.
19:08Can I put the Doppler on again and let baby tell you herself?
19:10Yeah.
19:12Oh, there she is.
19:14She's strong.
19:16Ow!
19:18I feel like I need to put her through.
19:20Shall we meet your baby?
19:22It's about Amy, isn't it?
19:24That's why you want me to leave.
19:26Bro, I'm creating content. I'm working.
19:28Telling people what I'm doing.
19:30Drugs?
19:32I...
19:34Look, I'll turn them steroids away.
19:36I've got this thing, overnight, from eating chicken.
19:38No, I've been training.
19:40I didn't throw them away, I know.
19:42Please, Nox, don't.
19:44Don't talk, or don't tell no-one.
19:46But, Dad, are you this desperate to film?
19:48Filming ain't what I'm after.
19:50Whatever you're taking to get these results,
19:54give them to me, too.
20:04No news from the hospital yet.
20:07I thought I was going to have a hospital visit myself this week.
20:10Or the morgue.
20:12So that's what this is all about?
20:14I could be burying you right now.
20:17Don't you think this is a conversation we ought to be having?
20:22Sorry.
20:26Talk to me.
20:28Tell me what's going on in your head.
20:30Share.
20:32I mean, we're supposed to be a team, aren't we?
20:36Yeah.
20:46Oh, we've got planners downstairs, haven't we?
20:50You kissed her?
21:02Yeah, yeah, first floor.
21:04He's going to be here any minute.
21:06Brittany's gone to meet him.
21:08No, no, I've got to wait. I have to wait.
21:10Right, baby's coming.
21:12No, I'm not ready.
21:14You never are, Whit.
21:16I had Liam in the Vic.
21:18I nearly had Grant Mitchell looking at me.
21:20No, I can't do what I said.
21:22Yes, you can.
21:24You are incredible, Whitley.
21:26You always have been.
21:28You make me so proud every day.
21:30I love you so much.
21:32Gentle pushes now, gentle pushes.
21:34Come on, blow the candles, blow the candles.
21:36Come on, you can do this, Whitney Dean.
21:38Yes, I can!
21:52She's in there.
21:54Quick!
22:02Yes, yes!
22:08She's here.
22:26I'm your mummy.
22:28I'm your mummy.
22:30I'm your mummy.
22:32Hi, baby.
22:38Zach.
22:40Zach, look.
22:42Hi, baby.
22:50Lindsay, thank you so much.
22:52She's perfect.
22:54Look at her.
22:56You can cut the cord when it's time if you like, Dad.
22:58Lindsay.
23:00We did it.
23:02We did it.
23:04That's it?
23:08I don't know what else to say.
23:10My head's been all over the place.
23:12Yeah, your head's been running tongue-first into her head.
23:14And I am sorry.
23:16Everything's been such a mess.
23:18I love you, Laney.
23:20And I you, and I want nothing more
23:22than to hold you and fix this and move on.
23:24Then this.
23:26Cindy threatened to tell me.
23:28I know, because I was there.
23:30I heard it.
23:32And you said, go ahead.
23:34You didn't care, because
23:36I don't matter.
23:38No, of course you matter.
23:40And that's what hurts the most.
23:42Because we're not real, are we?
23:44You've got this all wrong.
23:46Really?
23:48Secret looks between you and Cindy tonight,
23:50Junior running off, and you
23:52hiding things from people.
23:54Junior saw us talking,
23:56and he jumped to conclusions.
23:58Which were right.
24:00We're nothing.
24:02So where were you and her talking earlier?
24:04Outside, before.
24:06Yeah, while I
24:08was here with your daughters,
24:10worrying about you.
24:12It wasn't planned.
24:14She was just there.
24:16Yeah, and I was here,
24:18like I always am.
24:20For the
24:22boxing and finding out
24:24about the farming.
24:26And you run to her
24:28every time before me.
24:30It's not like that.
24:32It's exactly like that.
24:34Poor, stupid Elaine.
24:36Deluding herself
24:38that you love me.
24:40I do love you.
24:42Just one kiss.
24:44I'm sorry,
24:46but it will never, ever
24:48happen again.
24:50No, it won't.
24:52What can I say, or do?
24:54Do I just make this right?
24:58Leave.
25:02I can't mean that.
25:04I'm sure you'll find some warm bed to sleep in.
25:08I only listen.
25:10No, you listen to me!
25:12See me,
25:14my pain, what you have done.
25:18Because I do have
25:20worth and value.
25:22And I do matter.
25:28Be gone
25:30by last
25:32orders, please.
25:48Knock, knock, knock.
25:56Mum and Dad.
26:00Everything's changed.
26:02The world's
26:04changed.
26:06She's here.
26:10But, um,
26:12Witch sent me out to get her.
26:14She wants
26:16baby's first photo to have everyone
26:18in it.
26:20All the most important people in her life,
26:22she said.
26:26What have we done, Lauren?
26:32Nothing.
26:34Okay?
26:36We ain't done nothing.
26:38At least that's what we've got to tell ourselves,
26:40all right? Keep telling ourselves, because Whitney
26:42is happy.
26:44Stop, shoot.
26:46We've got to take this one to the grave.
26:48Okay.
26:50Nothing ever happened.
26:52Never slept together.
27:00Brit, Brit, no, Brit!
27:04I've just had a baby.
27:06Yeah?
27:08Brand new life.
27:10Look at her.
27:12Didn't bring any stuff for me.
27:14I don't need anything, only boobs and love.
27:20Hey.
27:22Are we going to take this photo or what?
27:24Come on, everybody get in.
27:26Brit, come round this side.
27:28I want you right next
27:30to your brand new little sister.
27:32Where's Lauren?
27:34She's gone home. Come, let's just keep it us.
27:36Yeah.
27:38All the people that love you and her so much.
27:40Come on.
27:42Smile.
27:44Aww.
27:46Shall we tell them her name?
27:48Yeah.
27:50Welcome to the world.
27:52Our perfect world.
27:56Miss Dolly Dean Hudson.
27:58Aww, that's cute.
28:02She looks like a dolly.
28:06Dolly.
28:10Dolly.
28:40Dolly.
28:44Dolly.
28:46Dolly.
28:48Dolly.
28:50Dolly.
28:52Dolly.
28:54Dolly.
28:56Dolly.
28:58Dolly.
29:00Dolly.
29:02Dolly.
29:04Dolly.
29:06Dolly.