"It's about freedom, man. Freedom." From Choppertown producer, Zack Coffman and Greg "Edge" Scheuer, promoter of the Smoke Out Rally. This film captures the experience of the original garage-built chopper rally and the culture of infamous biker magazine The Horse Backstreet Choppers. The story of real men and women who burn the midnight oil with wrenches in their hand..
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00:00Since mankind's evil exists, Underworld has demons, witches, and books.
00:23The Book of the Dead, the Book of Witches, and the Book of Nightmares.
00:29The Book of Nightmares brings your biggest fears to reality, and only a virgin can stop
00:42it.
00:43The Book of Nightmares is older than the other demon books.
00:50It is protected by the bookkeeper.
00:57In 1944, the book got lost.
01:09Today, it still waits.
01:14For the ultimate battle between good and evil.
01:18And it has just begun.
01:22So, please.
01:24Please what?
01:26You have to carry the equipment, the luggage.
01:34Action!
01:37Oh!
01:39Oh!
01:41Shh!
01:43Faster!
01:45Go, go, go, go, go, go!
01:51No!
01:53Faster, faster, faster!
01:57Stop it!
02:00Oh!
02:02Oh!
02:04Action!
02:06How far is it?
02:11Oh, he's so dumb.
02:15Okay, seriously, how far is it, Frank?
02:21Where is it?
02:24Hey!
02:25Stop pushing, Frank!
02:28Shh!
02:31How far is it?
02:41How far is it?
02:54Cassandra!
02:55Frank, what do you want?
02:57Can't I have five minutes to myself?
03:00Without you on my back.
03:01You're like a fucking monkey.
03:03Camera's rolling.
03:04Action!
03:06What do you want from me, Frank?
03:08Action!
03:09Action!
03:10Action!
03:11Oh!
03:12The hills are alive with music.
03:16What do you want?
03:17We're in the middle of a fucking forest.
03:19No.
03:20Action!
03:24Frankie, do you like it like this?
03:26No, there's a killer.
03:28Action!
03:29Ah, action!
03:30Oh!
03:31There's a killer!
03:32Oh, my God, I think he's going to kill me.
03:34No, there's a second killer.
03:36Oh, my God!
03:37Don't kill me!
03:38Please!
03:39Save my life!
03:41Action!
03:45Please don't kill me.
03:46I am only a human being like you.
03:49I am pregnant.
03:50Yes, I'm pregnant.
03:52I've got a baby in my tummy.
03:54Oh, my God!
03:55Please don't kill me.
03:56Oh, please!
03:57I don't deserve this.
03:58I don't deserve to die like this here.
04:01Oh, my God!
04:02Please!
04:03Please!
04:04Please!
04:05Uh, cut!
04:08Frankie, come back here!
04:10Come back here, you little worm!
04:12Ah!
04:13Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh!
04:15Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh!
04:17Frankie!
04:19Come on!
04:20Frank, stop being a big boy.
04:22Come on, come on, Frankie!
04:26Come on!
04:28Action!
04:29Action!
04:41Ah!
04:55Ah!
05:01Frank!
05:26Oh, no!
05:30That's not true.
05:36What the fuck is this?
05:42Oh
06:12Oh
06:23Frank you're a tosser. No, I'm not no
06:35So this is it
06:38The awesome sets with the awesome house where we are going to do an awesome film
06:49We walked three miles with this crap to here
06:57Action
07:00Okay, seriously just take that thing out of my face because you're really pissing me off
07:04Uh-huh action. Yeah, whatever you're really pissing me off Frank
07:14Okay, right this is a joke, right you have like two or three camera guys that are standing around here and are filming us
07:21And later we're gonna have so much fun and love our ass off, right?
07:24Yeah, no, so first
07:27First I will show you your rooms
07:30We have to we have to go upstairs
07:33So I will I will show you your rooms. So let's go upstairs. I want stay
07:41You stay
07:59I
08:01Want to use the bathroom
08:25What do you want I
08:29Want to use the bathroom
08:31Why don't you just piss off?
08:33Where's Frank? I?
08:35Don't know. I
08:37Don't know
08:39Where's Sarah? I?
08:41Don't know tired probably I
08:45Haven't seen that little cunt all day. Is he on his telephone?
08:51Frank's terrible this fucking place is a dump. The acting is shit
08:57I'm testing for more just bigger. Do they know who I am who I fucking am
09:04Sandra can I just use the bathroom? I really just want to have a shower and go to bed
09:09Why don't you piss off?
09:11Why don't you piss off?
09:14You think you've got it all
09:16Well, I've got it all
09:20I'm the best. I'm the fucking best
09:22I'm the best. I'm the fucking best
09:52I
10:23I
10:36Can't stay here. It's so dirty. I
10:40Need a clean place. I
10:43Can't be in this movie
10:45But you signed a contract Pamela
10:48Yes, right, but I can stay here so dirty I
10:54Have to take a shower every four hours
10:58I've done so many films
11:02And I lived in trailers or even big hotels
11:06This is not okay. It's dirty
11:11Okay, fine, I'll go home then but you'll never work again
11:16Fine fine fine fine fine
11:25Okay, fine
11:46Baby Oh Andy
11:58Andy
12:00Oh
12:14Yeah, baby Andy Andy
12:30Oh
13:01Yeah
13:03Oh
13:34I
13:38Want to go home
13:41I want to go home to Germany. I know it's disgusting. I know it's so gross here, but we have to be strong
14:03I
14:06Think can we just talk to you for a second about the money you promised us?
14:10I mean, it's quite a lot and I appreciate that. It's really generous of you
14:14but we want to see some of it now perhaps half of it just to kind of
14:19As an incentive to stay because we're not used to putting up with this sort of things
14:23You know that you're doing right now. It's just not the norm at all for us. Okay guys
14:28Where is your why?
14:33Say please
14:36Pamela is out. She wants to leave what she wants to leave the set because she's very unhappy with the whole situation
14:43What's it?
14:45She's disgusted she thinks this whole funny show is a crap
14:51I
14:52Understand her too
14:54We have no food. We have no nothing. You don't tell us what to do. You make stupid
15:00Impro camera shit things
15:03And I understand her she wants to go she's crying
15:07You know, she's not a type that cries. She's so crying. She wants to go home
15:13So whatever is in your imaginary script you have to change it because
15:29Oh
15:49Let's let's start shooting
15:59Oh
16:29Oh
16:59I
17:14Think the storm is coming closer. Yeah, definitely
17:17Definitely
17:27Cassandra is a bitch. I
17:32Think she took cocaine again
17:34You know, she's been doing coke since she got here and she's drank nearly all the champagne
17:40She's a bit of an alcoholic
17:42She's totally addicted
17:45This little cheap slut is driving me insane Chuck Norris would kick her ass
17:55But hey, let's just get on with what we have to do here be professional
18:01We all know she's not a very nice person
18:03You watch the news, right?
18:09And what about you I
18:12I heard the press named you as the next big superstar
18:20Do my job
18:23But you love it
18:25Yeah, of course. Yeah, I really love it. But um, you know, it's a dream come true
18:32My thoughts
18:34Hey, you know what? Let's just fuck Cassandra. Whatever. Let's do our job. Let's do this film
18:40And I mean, what can you do? She's a bitch on high heels
18:46Yeah, I know you're awesome no, you're
19:02What would I be without you my messenger your eyes have seen the world
19:10What my ears might miss
19:13Now go enter the dimension of the mortals enter the dimension of mortality
19:40Oh
19:43Oh
20:03Hey Cassandra
20:06Um
20:08Can can I have your cell phone, please does it look like I've got a cell phone on me
20:25No, but
20:27Can I can have your cell phone, please? Because I have to call the location manager
20:32Why do you have to call the location manager calls the location as shit?
20:39Hmm
20:46Do you wanna make me
21:04Hey ladies, how are you doing?
21:08Sorry
21:09So, when do we start shooting?
21:12Mr. Director as soon as possible. Okay
21:16Is that all you've got to say? Can we just start shooting please? Okay
21:22listen
21:23Wait a second. Yeah, how many movies have you actually made? Why?
21:31How many I
21:34I
21:37Did lots of movies great movies say awesome
21:42Great movies. I'm a great director. I did two shots and this is my first feature
21:56What was that
22:04Oh
22:07What's that kind of special effect maybe
22:11Yeah, I don't know what that was
22:14Effect why we're not filming right now. What is it? What?
22:22What are you saying
22:28Okay, what was that where's Cassandra what was this noise what was this explosion
22:33explain
23:00What is the point and what are you doing?
23:03No
23:31Oh
23:34Ah
23:36Well open it
23:43What is all that weird stuff, can you read that? Yeah
23:50Okay, so
23:53It's about Christmas and
23:56Easter
23:58Look at this. This looks like evil
24:02Satan voodoo crap
24:05This is just weird, I don't like this
24:07I think you should close the book and put it back where you found it. Yeah, take it away
24:11We just go on shooting really into a stuff
24:16Hello I will have it in the movie no, no, please
24:22It's a book. It's only a book. Yeah, but jump out of the wall with some thunder shit jumped out of the wall
24:31Well, come on
24:32It's not yours doesn't belong to you. It just belongs where it was. It's a book, please
24:36It's a movie prop. It doesn't belong to us. It belongs in the wall. I don't know what it is
24:41I don't want to know what it is. It's a movie prop. You never know
24:49You nothing
25:01I
25:31I
25:53This sucks
25:56Frank's a shit
25:58We're in a shithole
26:01I haven't eaten for four hours
26:04I'm gonna call my agent
26:09It's good for our resume
26:12soldiers fuck
26:14Yeah, I've worked on a hundred and twenty movies I've worked with the best actors and actresses
26:21And you're a couple of shits
26:24If Chuck Norris was here, he'd kick your big fat fucking ass woman if Chuck Norris was here
26:30Oh, I've worked on a film with Chuck fucking Norris
26:34Actually, I watched half an hour of it and you were crap
26:38whatever
26:40let's just stay here together try to do this film and
26:47Just do it. How old are you?
26:5024 why I didn't know shit could get that old
26:56I'm sorry, mrs.
26:59Face surgery zombie
27:07Your piss and your shit
27:28I
27:59Kiss andra
28:10Look what the cat dragged in
28:14before you start I'm here because I want to say sorry and
28:18I just think that we should try to be friends. I don't understand why you've been arguing so much
28:23I mean we have to work together. I
28:26I
28:28Accept your apologies
28:31Really?
28:32That's great. I mean it makes sense. We should we should just be friends. Yeah
28:37I'm sorry if I've upset you or done something to offend you and I you know, I've got a lot of respect for you and
28:44Yeah
28:46So we're friends we're friends
28:57You know, I was I was thinking about you a lot and I was thinking
29:03Maybe we can practice a little bit
29:08You know do a rehearsal did Frank suggest that we do this. Mm. Yeah, maybe
29:19You know because I'd really like to get to know you better
29:23well
29:24When I said we should be friends, like I really did just mean friends, you know, I wasn't thinking
29:31Anything else? No, I wasn't thinking anything else as well
29:37Until I saw
29:40Oh
29:53You are in demand I've heard
30:04No, I'm not no I'm not come on
30:10I'll see you in the morning. No, come back here
30:13I fucking own you you fucking come back here
30:16I worked in this business for a long time and I know your fucking marriage is a sham. You don't come back here
30:23I'm gonna go to the press with it. I'm not
30:26You are not
30:39You
30:47Sandra
30:51Sandra what? My name is Sarah. I know
30:57You know where Cassandra is I
31:00Don't know where she is. She's not here
31:04Stop filming me. It's not the movie it is
31:08Well, she's not here
31:12Where's Cassandra
31:15so
31:17Where is she upstairs? I
31:20Don't know. What do you want from her?
31:23She's a cocaine some drinks
31:26Wanna fuck her wanna see naked?
31:30She's the star of the movie I have to talk to her
31:32And that's how she behaves I
31:36Mean look at her look at me look how old she is. Hello. Oh
31:42Okay, it makes no sense she's not here she's a stupid bitch go look for her somewhere else, okay
32:02Oh
32:10You really want to fuck me right try it
32:32You
32:52Hello Danny, how are you? I'm fine
32:58I'm really sorry about last night. I got so drunk
33:02I didn't mean to offend you in any way
33:05I'm so sorry
33:08It's okay, whatever don't get me wrong or anything. I think you're a beautiful woman. I'm just
33:15Not really into the whole lesbian thing. I'm just not that comfortable with it. What are you afraid of?
33:23You're kidding me aren't you darling? I'm not kidding Cassandra. It's true. It's just not my thing
33:30You're a woman not a girl anymore
33:33Live your life
33:36Whoo, yeah, okay. I'll see you later. I wonder if your parents are so proud of you
33:46If you mention my parents
33:52Touchy relax
33:59Yes
34:23Okay, mr. Director
34:25Where's the book which book?
34:28Which book the book that's starting to make a really strange atmosphere here the book that makes me afraid
34:34You know, I'm not crazy
34:36You know that I hate all those demon voodoo evil shit, and I'm not crazy
34:42And since this book is here. I have a very strange feeling. I feel observed. I feel watched
34:46I never feel alone and I want you to take this book away
34:50listen
34:52I'm afraid a woman. Oh, you're a woman. I'm afraid of breasts and vaginas
34:57I like penis, but I'm also afraid that somebody come here and cut my balls off
35:03maybe a woman and you are a woman and
35:07I'm afraid of woman. I like penis
35:11That's nice. But are you kidding me? I mean, I'm sorry that you're afraid of woman
35:17But you cannot compare this don't touch me. I have okay. Sorry
35:23Okay, I won't touch you and you take the book away that's a deal, okay
35:28Really really honestly, I'm not joking. I have a really bad feeling
35:37Please please take the book away. That's all I can say because if the book stays I'm gone. I love the book
35:43I hate you, but I love the book. So the book is my movie prop. I
35:52Had you I love the book and I love Andrea schnauz
35:54Who is schnauz?
36:24I
36:43Really need to talk to you
36:45Can you please just give me one minute?
36:49Okay, I need to speak to you about all these weapons in this location
36:54I've been walking around and every turn on every corner. I turn I just I see these huge things on the walls
37:00Like can you see this? Yeah, look, um movie props
37:05You mean you brought them here? Uh-huh. Yeah movie. Yeah
37:09But I've read the script and it's got nothing to do with these horrible things
37:16And now so
37:19Can
37:21You just put these
37:23Movie props or whatever. They are away somewhere. So I don't have to see them all the time. It's making me really uncomfortable
37:30I can't sleep at night
37:33Yeah, I mean you do know what happened to me when I was a child
37:38You've heard stories
37:40Everybody's heard stories
37:42You know how my parents were killed
37:45This is a fucking fucking great scene
37:49Hey, uh-huh. Oh my god. Oh
37:54Greetings to your parents. Yeah
37:56Asshole
38:16Where are you? I'm here where
38:21Wow
38:24A hidden room. Yes
38:30Oh, it was terrible your first film was a flop
38:35And Frank putting you in this film as a lead
38:40Are you to drive you crazy?
38:42No, I'm here to talk
38:45I told you I'm here to talk
38:47No, I'm here to talk I thought you might feel lonely I
38:53Do not I would just really really like to read that book
38:58Do you like my costume Frank got it for me
39:08Do I look hot no, you don't
39:18Oh
39:21Wow your hair color
39:26It's so soft
39:31And your skin is so creamy
39:34I
39:36Remember when my skin was like that
39:40many years ago
39:42Hmm
39:45It looks so
39:50Kissable stop it
39:54You've got what I want I
40:00Think I don't I have no silver bullets nor holy water
40:12Bitch
40:43I am here to protect the book master
40:49It's time to bring you the new flesh
40:54The blood will rise
41:01To be honest though, I'll tell you what's really freaking me out that fucking book Frank found the other day what book
41:08It just had everything about witchcraft and demons and stuff
41:15It was completely freaky how old was the book
41:19Hundred years god knows. It was just me and Sarah. I was sitting here the other day and you know when the lightning was going on
41:26It's not funny. It's serious. It really happens. You know the thunderstorm
41:30Okay. Well, there was this huge bang and kind of I don't know. Maybe it was the lightning or something
41:36Explosion and
41:38This book just kind of fell out of nowhere. It's like it came from the wall or something
41:42I don't know
41:42It was all behind me and I'm also shocked and Sarah was just didn't know what the hell was going on either
41:48And then Frank walked in being an idiot as always
41:51Grabbed the book started looking through it and there were all these pictures of kind of
41:57It was completely horrible, it's completely freaked me out. Yeah, whatever
42:01Anyway, I'm tired I'm going to be
42:31I
43:01I
43:03I
43:34Oh
43:49Frank a
43:51Zombie movie. Oh
43:54my god, oh
43:56Frank I hope you're not doing a zombie movie with us. I hate zombies
44:03I
44:33Oh
44:53That's terrible, oh my god, oh my god
45:03Oh
45:28My god
45:33Oh
46:03Swings and turns all innocence into fury
46:33Oh
47:03Oh
47:33Oh
48:03Oh
48:30Okay, come on
48:33Oh
49:03I
49:23Get the job
49:33You
50:03You
50:33You
51:03I
51:10Know
51:19We missed you many years
51:23That can't be you're dead you killed in 1991
51:29Yes, we are dead my dear
51:32Welcome to our place of business
51:35Your place of business, this isn't true
51:41Do you know why we're dead that psychopath killed you I saw it
51:49No
51:55Maybe we could be alive, but you did not help us. You did not call the police
52:01You stood there like a dead and soulless person
52:09Mom why are you doing this to me? I couldn't do anything. I was a child and I was terrified
52:19Samantha it was your fault. You did not help us
52:24We had these deep bloody wounds all over our bodies
52:30We died two hours after the attack
52:36It wasn't my fault today, I still can't remember that day and what happened to you it's in my mind behind a barricade
52:44Don't wake the dead Samantha
52:48Mom, please stop it now. Please don't hurt me
52:53You did not help us
52:56so you
52:58Killed us
53:00Yes, honey, you killed us you made us die
53:05Why did you bring him to our house
53:09Mom please I don't want to remember that
53:14He said that he had candy
53:17But he didn't
53:19He was there because of you he wanted
53:28Princess
53:30Mommy
53:35He was going to fuck you little Sam he thought you were his kid
53:41sexual plaything
53:43We came home to find you there with him
53:46And then he died
53:49It was your fault Samantha
53:52Die
53:58Oh
54:28Oh
54:58Oh
55:28Oh
55:58Oh
56:28Oh
56:58Oh
57:28I
57:53Got you