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00:00Welcome everybody to Catch That Mouse! The roof-roaring race where all you fast cats compete for big cash prizes!
00:15I'm your game show lady, Vanna Vavoom!
00:23And here's the star of our show, that elusive little love, that rapid rodent, the fastest little furball in all 50 states, Jerry Mouse!
00:37Now, here is your host for Catch That Mouse, that turbo-tongue tabby with the unzipped lip, the one, the only, Calaboose Cow!
00:52Thank you, thank you, thank you, friends! Yes, it's Catch That Mouse! The go-go-go for the dough game show!
00:57Where all you cool cats compete for hot cash in a fast-paced frenzy where the fur flies for the big prize!
01:02Half a million big ones right out of Cal's own pockets, friends! Yes, the buck starts here and the buck stops here, too!
01:08All right, game show lady, who's first to go for the gibbous?
01:11Returning from yesterday's show, Cal, he's a farm cat from Fresno. Welcome back, Freddy Furball!
01:19Thank you!
01:23Good to see you back again, Mr. Furball! Come on and catch that mouse!
01:35Oh, nippo-nippo! Let's hear it for Ferdipo!
01:42Okay, friends, that means the prize money doubles!
01:46All right, game show lady, who's next to try for the big buck bonanza?
01:50It's a handsome little hunk from Hemet, Cal! Shake hands with Tom!
01:59Oh, we're going to have to send game show lady to traffic school! Welcome, Tom!
02:06Just a little charge there, Tom, to charge you up! But don't worry, there's no charge for the charge!
02:10So let's charge right into our first attempt to catch that mouse!
02:16Whoa! Not yet, big fella! Now remember the rules. You get four chances to catch Jerry.
02:20Fail and you're out! Eighty-six, long gone! Bye-bye, Bertie! But if you catch him, you get one million clams!
02:28Okay, Tom, here's your first chance at the cash-in catch. I know you're aching to eat up the altitude!
02:33And with that magna-charge mountain machine, any mouse is your meat!
02:37Are you ready? Then let her rip, Tom!
02:48Oh, bad planning, Tom! You should have gassed up that guzzler before you got up the grade!
02:52Well, you weren't up to snuff to get up the bluff, but don't get down and wear a frown,
02:55because you still have three more big chances to catch that mouse!
03:00Okay, for your next shot at the pot-full-of-jack, I'm talking jackpot here, Tom,
03:04are you ready to explode for the load? Way to go, tiger!
03:08And how about you, Jerry? Are you ready to be fired?
03:11Oh, no, pal! You can't fire Jerry! He's our star!
03:15But I can fire you, you little bombshell!
03:17No, no, no, game-show lady! I meant fired out of the cannon!
03:21Oh!
03:24All right, here we go! If you catch Jerry in mid-air, Tom,
03:27you can bop right to the bank for a big bag of boodle!
03:30Okay! Blast away!
03:38Oh, bad flat plan, Tom!
03:43You hang too high! But don't worry, Jerry!
03:46I've got you covered!
03:53Don't worry about the hole in the roof!
03:55We'll just deduct the repairs from your winnings!
03:58We want to be fair!
04:03Okay, Tom, your next-to-last chance to catch that mouse!
04:06This is the mad dash for the big cash, the sprint for the glint!
04:09Here's our game-show lady to show you the way off to the payoff!
04:12You'll take the 101 to the 405, cross the 95 to the 305,
04:15back to the 309, over the 210 to the 118,
04:18down the 5, up the 95, until you come to...
04:21That's right, the road hog!
04:23One for the money, two for the gold, three to make moolah, and away you go!
04:33Oh, careless driving there, Tom!
04:35You have to get out of the way of the starting flag!
04:37That means you have one last shot...
04:40at the big pot!
04:44All right, Tom, this is it, the final heat, the last hurrah,
04:46the end run for the big bun!
04:48One million dollars!
04:52On your marks, get set...
04:54Go!
05:19You did it! You caught that mouse!
05:23And you win a million dollars!
05:28No, no, no, game-show lady, I claim a foul!
05:31Oh, the only thing foul around here is you, you big cheapskate!
05:44Come on, boys, let's live!
05:48Tune in next week, friends, for my all-new game show, Catch That Starlet!