We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together Full Movie
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together Full Movie Full Episode
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00:00:00 Did you plan to pursue Lisa Samson for real this time?
00:00:02 I thought I'd just give her a chance, if she likes me.
00:00:04 ( grunts )
00:00:05 Hey!
00:00:06 ( grunts )
00:00:08 Are you okay?
00:00:09 Thank you.
00:00:11 Who are you going out with?
00:00:14 He's insane! I'm quitting!
00:00:16 I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:00:20 He's the one that owes you an apology.
00:00:23 I'm your ex-wife.
00:00:26 ( music playing )
00:00:29 ( music playing )
00:00:32 Today I got divorced by my husband, Ivan Valentino.
00:00:51 We've been married for three years,
00:00:54 but as fate would have it, he doesn't even know what I look like.
00:00:58 Miss Lisa, I'm here on Mr. Ivan Valentino's behalf.
00:01:01 Your three-year marriage contract has come to an end.
00:01:04 These are your divorce papers.
00:01:07 You may keep mention as well as the $2 million you previously borrowed.
00:01:10 Please sign.
00:01:13 He bothered to show up to the wedding,
00:01:19 and now he can't show up to what he divorced either.
00:01:21 Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has his reasons for grand.
00:01:24 He probably knows about it with his piece of shit girlfriend, Tricia Brown.
00:01:29 Um...
00:01:39 Sorry. This is...
00:01:45 If you could pass along the pen on the kitchen, you know, maybe?
00:01:50 Sure.
00:01:51 Could you just help him?
00:01:53 Like, in this exact wording.
00:01:56 Okay.
00:01:57 He was so disappointing as a husband, I'd have been better than a goldfish.
00:02:01 Got that?
00:02:05 Okay. Got it.
00:02:07 We're here.
00:02:14 We're here.
00:02:17 You can't let loose, Lisa. Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:02:22 I don't know about this.
00:02:24 Girl! Don't be hung over that scumbag.
00:02:27 He never even gave a single damn about you.
00:02:30 I'm still hopelessly in love.
00:02:33 But today, I have to let go.
00:02:35 Yeah.
00:02:36 You're right.
00:02:38 That arrogant asshole is more than...
00:02:41 More than what?
00:02:44 Than you?
00:02:54 Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:02:59 Ooh.
00:03:02 Smash. I found my target.
00:03:07 Have fun, okay? I'll see you later.
00:03:09 Wait.
00:03:11 Bye.
00:03:14 No! Molly, wait.
00:03:17 Oh, sorry.
00:03:24 Sorry.
00:03:26 Are you okay?
00:03:29 Yeah, I think somebody kind of actually drugged my drink.
00:03:32 Wow.
00:03:34 I didn't volunteer that.
00:03:41 My ex-husband.
00:03:43 I didn't volunteer that.
00:03:49 My ex-husband.
00:03:51 Old family.
00:03:55 I didn't volunteer that.
00:03:57 My ex-husband.
00:04:01 Old family, you think.
00:04:02 With others across seas, chasing down for a check.
00:04:05 How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:04:08 It's the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:04:12 That sounds so wrong.
00:04:14 Hey!
00:04:15 Get away from her.
00:04:17 Mind your business, unless you want your rig broken, too.
00:04:28 I'm gonna have to get your rib broken, too.
00:04:30 Are you okay?
00:04:32 Thank you.
00:04:34 What's your name?
00:04:35 Ida.
00:04:36 Thank you.
00:04:37 I'll let you know.
00:04:39 My old crush I knew for five years and we were married for three.
00:04:51 My husband, and my baby.
00:04:56 My old crush I knew for five years and we were married for three.
00:05:00 My husband, and my baby.
00:05:05 [♪♪♪]
00:05:09 [♪♪♪]
00:05:13 [♪♪♪]
00:05:16 [♪♪♪]
00:05:19 [♪♪♪]
00:05:25 [♪♪♪]
00:05:37 [♪♪♪]
00:05:40 Maybe this can be our departing gift.
00:05:56 Then it's goodbye forever.
00:05:59 [phone buzzing]
00:06:06 [phone buzzing]
00:06:09 Wonderful, the mistress calls.
00:06:20 Hello?
00:06:26 Who are you?
00:06:27 I-I'd imagine though it's still a bit useless.
00:06:31 Hello?
00:06:32 Who are you?
00:06:33 I'd imagine though it's still a bit useless.
00:06:36 Why do you have my boyfriend's phone?
00:06:38 Boyfriend?
00:06:42 He was my husband until yesterday.
00:06:44 Ida and I have been calling babe and that all night.
00:06:48 So who do you think I am?
00:06:49 What? I-Ida would never. Who is this?
00:06:58 Your pretty...
00:07:01 Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
00:07:06 Now, that's for cheating on me.
00:07:16 Scumbag.
00:07:18 Can I help you?
00:07:25 [footsteps]
00:07:27 Do you want this?
00:07:31 I really don't want it anymore. Take it. Sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
00:07:35 Well, this looks almost brand new.
00:07:37 Yeah.
00:07:38 Wow, thank you.
00:07:40 [dog barks]
00:07:43 Oh, this is a cute little puppy sticker. Thanks.
00:07:49 [music]
00:07:52 Just average.
00:08:05 Where are any of your clues?
00:08:15 Jake, I need your phone.
00:08:17 Yes, sir.
00:08:18 Find out who sparked my girlfriend.
00:08:19 Yes, sir.
00:08:20 And more importantly, find out the woman.
00:08:23 She was in my room last night.
00:08:25 What a ruse, sir.
00:08:26 Yeah.
00:08:27 Also, today is your day as CEO of the new company that you've acquired.
00:08:30 We'd best start heading out.
00:08:31 Right.
00:08:32 By the way, as per the agreement three years ago, Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers for you and your ex-wife.
00:08:36 Oh.
00:08:37 Did he say anything?
00:08:38 Um, the missus said, um...
00:08:40 You are such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:08:44 Rude.
00:08:45 Apologies.
00:08:48 Her words, not mine, sir.
00:08:50 Like the girl from last night.
00:09:11 Chop, chop, here you go.
00:09:12 CEO's about to arrive.
00:09:14 Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:09:17 Such a good ex-wife.
00:09:20 I love it.
00:09:21 I'm sore.
00:09:22 You were never late.
00:09:24 Have party tonight?
00:09:25 No.
00:09:26 That's not my style.
00:09:28 I heard from the CEO she came back from Europe.
00:09:31 And?
00:09:32 She's truly hot and ultra rich.
00:09:34 Whoever married him would be so damn lucky.
00:09:37 You think he interested in one of us?
00:09:39 Ever.
00:09:40 Don't think of anything else.
00:09:41 Just have a great wedding night.
00:09:42 Well, you're right.
00:09:43 What are you two babbling about?
00:09:45 Hey, the CEO's about to be here.
00:09:47 We need to go.
00:09:48 I'll see you.
00:09:49 Oh my God, it's happening.
00:09:50 Get up.
00:09:51 Go, go, go, go.
00:09:52 Everybody orders, sir.
00:09:53 Thank you.
00:09:55 [Music]
00:10:13 Have you ever seen a red wolf before?
00:10:16 No.
00:10:17 [Music]
00:10:20 Come on.
00:10:21 Okay, smile.
00:10:22 Smile.
00:10:23 [Music]
00:10:45 Oh my God, this is so embarrassing.
00:10:48 [Music]
00:10:59 Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:11:02 [Music]
00:11:05 It's important to maintain a professional image.
00:11:09 Next time this happens, I'm not going to give a look.
00:11:13 [Music]
00:11:18 Okay, he doesn't recognize my face, but not even my name?
00:11:22 [Music]
00:11:24 Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:11:27 Wait, but I can keep this job if he doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:11:31 Your hair smells kind of nice.
00:11:33 Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:11:36 [Music]
00:11:37 Um, let her know that I'd like her to be my secretary, please.
00:11:40 Thank you.
00:11:41 [Music]
00:11:44 Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:11:48 What?
00:11:51 I'm an engineer.
00:11:54 I'm an engineer.
00:11:56 [Multiple voices]
00:12:00 Shh.
00:12:01 Mr. Valentino, this will be your new office for the time being.
00:12:05 [Music]
00:12:11 I'm still not quite sure, sir.
00:12:13 Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:12:16 Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:12:19 No.
00:12:21 Just curious.
00:12:23 Ms. Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone, so she's requesting you pick her up tomorrow.
00:12:28 [Music]
00:12:33 [Music]
00:12:47 Coffee or tea?
00:12:50 Coffee.
00:12:51 [Music]
00:12:54 I'll get that right away.
00:12:57 Oh, and next time, knock. It's basic etiquette.
00:13:01 Of course, your majesty.
00:13:04 [Music]
00:13:12 Ugh, have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:13:14 [Music]
00:13:22 You said coffee?
00:13:24 Coffee, please.
00:13:25 Yeah.
00:13:26 Sorry.
00:13:27 I'll go get the coffee.
00:13:30 She wants my attention.
00:13:32 [Music]
00:13:37 I was going to walk in there, and I was going to say, "Quick!"
00:13:40 And then I was going to slap him!
00:13:44 [Music]
00:13:45 And then...
00:13:46 [Knock on door]
00:13:48 Samson, the boss wants to see you.
00:13:51 Okay.
00:13:52 [Music]
00:13:54 Your coffee, sir.
00:13:56 [Screaming]
00:13:58 Jeez!
00:13:59 [Music]
00:14:01 Okay.
00:14:02 All right.
00:14:03 [Music]
00:14:06 Oh, that's the end.
00:14:07 Oh, my God.
00:14:08 Oh, my God.
00:14:09 What are you doing?
00:14:10 What are you doing?
00:14:11 Do you need something from me, sir?
00:14:13 Yes, I need you.
00:14:15 I need you to go shopping.
00:14:17 To get a gift that serves as an apology.
00:14:20 You hear that?
00:14:22 It must be for Patricia Brown, for that call I intercepted last night.
00:14:30 Scumbag.
00:14:31 What?
00:14:33 I'm just -- I'm screaming because an overly competent engineer such as myself
00:14:41 am more qualified to tackle such a daunting task of figuring out this --
00:14:50 Have we met before?
00:14:53 Have we met before?
00:14:55 We slept together, too, dummy.
00:14:58 I don't think so.
00:15:00 I'm going to go get your gifts now.
00:15:02 Thank you.
00:15:07 God, this is hot.
00:15:10 Jake, an ice pack, ASAP.
00:15:15 And another coffee.
00:15:21 What is this?
00:15:23 Looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:15:25 I think it is intentional.
00:15:31 Lisa.
00:15:33 Yes?
00:15:35 Do you have a problem with me?
00:15:38 What?
00:15:39 What are you talking about?
00:15:40 Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.
00:15:43 Oh.
00:15:45 Okay, see, I'm an engineer, so all I had was parchment paper.
00:15:54 You're just trying to get my attention, aren't you?
00:15:57 Don't misunderstand me.
00:15:58 I simply thought that brown paper would match this brown desk.
00:16:03 Whoever said this is for Patricia Brown?
00:16:06 It's actually for --
00:16:10 How many mistresses do you have?
00:16:12 Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:16:14 He's buying gifts for me?
00:16:17 He's never gotten me anything in the three years we've been married.
00:16:21 Maybe he does have a heart.
00:16:24 Oh.
00:16:25 Your ex-wife is also Lisa Samson.
00:16:28 You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:16:30 I'm literally her dumbass.
00:16:34 Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address so I can send this to her?
00:16:42 Jesus fucking Christ, I know where I live.
00:16:45 I'll find the address.
00:16:51 Hmm, she wants to play.
00:16:53 And I shall indulge her.
00:16:57 No, she literally did not remember his own ex-wife's name.
00:17:02 Forget his ass. You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:17:05 Why don't we go again?
00:17:07 No, I, um, I've got a headache.
00:17:10 You don't want to drink?
00:17:11 It's good.
00:17:12 I don't, yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:17:14 Yeah. Hey, hey, can I play that?
00:17:16 So, why don't you go to a business dinner and drink with us tonight?
00:17:24 Uh, tonight I can't.
00:17:26 I have, um, got plans and I'm not drinking anyway.
00:17:30 Perfect. You can be our designated driver then.
00:17:36 Um, no.
00:17:42 Cheers.
00:17:50 Why won't she drink up? This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:17:53 How am I supposed to do business with you people like this?
00:17:59 Ask me nicely and maybe I'll save you.
00:18:02 Short face.
00:18:06 How about this? I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:18:11 It's wonderful for your health.
00:18:16 I'm sure that your wife will be very excited about it later tonight.
00:18:34 Slick.
00:18:36 Maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:18:43 What are you doing?
00:18:46 It's bed time. I've got peanuts.
00:18:49 You know about the boss's peanut allergy?
00:18:51 How the hell would you know that?
00:18:54 Mr. Valentino is the hottest guy in town, so you know all the girls in the office have been talking about it.
00:19:00 I knew it. She's interested in me.
00:19:05 Please be mindful of social boundaries, Ms. Epson.
00:19:08 Says the one who hires his ex-wife to be his secretary?
00:19:11 Excuse me, just a minute.
00:19:18 Excuse me.
00:19:24 She's a good secretary. I still don't understand why you want me to prank her for you.
00:19:28 Because she pranked me earlier, so I want to prank her now.
00:19:31 She has a sense of humor. Don't be so mean to her.
00:19:35 I was your college roommate for four years and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:19:40 Excuse me, where are you going?
00:19:43 To my driver.
00:19:49 Oops. I better go check on my restaurant.
00:19:55 You're next on me.
00:20:01 Your grandfather called.
00:20:03 He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino to come back and have dinner with him now that you're back in the country.
00:20:10 He doesn't know that we're divorced?
00:20:13 Your grandfather's health has declined.
00:20:16 Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.
00:20:18 After all, it is her who's been taking care of him all these years.
00:20:23 She wouldn't have even gotten that marriage contract from my grandpa.
00:20:26 She'd have allegedly run into a disabled man.
00:20:29 Not to mention the two million dollars she got.
00:20:31 So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him? It's all for her own benefit.
00:20:36 Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Aiden.
00:20:43 Come on. Let it out.
00:20:46 I should have just let him die.
00:20:48 Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy.
00:20:51 And then return the two million dollar check and just throw it on top of his grave.
00:20:54 Are you really going to hide the fact that you're his ex-wife?
00:20:59 What else am I supposed to do?
00:21:01 I waited for three years.
00:21:03 And for what?
00:21:05 Some pitiful divorce gifts?
00:21:07 Which I had to buy and wrap myself?
00:21:10 I should just give it up.
00:21:12 But you've been in love with him for so long.
00:21:14 And you gave up so much for him.
00:21:19 Samson, Mr. Valentino is not happy with your lack of goodbyes tonight.
00:21:32 He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:21:35 He's insane! I'm quitting!
00:21:37 Get out!
00:21:38 [Screaming]
00:22:07 [Screaming]
00:22:20 [Screaming]
00:22:29 I didn't think so much for the gift.
00:22:35 Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.
00:22:39 Hey, well, I tried to call you two days ago and some random woman picked up.
00:22:43 Who was she?
00:22:49 Sorry, a bee ran out from under the car, sir.
00:22:52 Was it okay?
00:22:53 Yeah, it's fine. It got out of the way.
00:22:55 Ew.
00:22:57 What?
00:22:58 I hit my knee. It's hurting.
00:23:01 Hey, Jake, we might need to go to the hospital for this.
00:23:03 No, no, no. You don't need to go to the hospital.
00:23:05 I mean, it's too far gone and I'm just reminded of all the pain.
00:23:09 If you spend some time with me, you'll feel better.
00:23:16 Get in the car.
00:23:22 Letter of resignation.
00:23:25 So, Steve is covering for Annabelle.
00:23:27 I moved your 11 a.m. to 12.
00:23:29 And then lastly, the board e-mail today.
00:23:31 I need you to make sure everything is in order here.
00:23:33 They want to transfer you to their new start at the three months.
00:23:35 He's only going to be here for three months?
00:23:38 That means I don't have to resign.
00:23:40 What is that?
00:23:42 Your apologies for leaving me at the restaurant last night?
00:23:45 Ugh.
00:23:47 Okay.
00:23:49 It's...
00:23:51 It's...
00:23:52 You can...
00:23:53 Oh!
00:23:54 Oh!
00:23:58 You're always falling.
00:24:00 And more people have severe consequences.
00:24:06 Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago, um, saving an ungrateful idiot.
00:24:11 And, uh, I have 20/20 vision.
00:24:14 And what is that supposed to mean?
00:24:16 She's calling you ugly, sir.
00:24:17 And she's trying to say that she's not blind.
00:24:27 Looks like the break-in molded her.
00:24:29 He's really special.
00:24:31 If he thinks he can bully me to submission, he's got another thing coming.
00:24:36 Owen, get me a file on Lisa Sampson.
00:24:38 Wait for secretary, sir.
00:24:40 Secretary? Duh!
00:24:46 Hello.
00:24:47 Hey.
00:24:48 Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.
00:24:50 A family dinner tonight.
00:24:57 Okay.
00:25:04 I can't keep this secret forever.
00:25:06 I cannot do it.
00:25:08 There are other jobs in the world.
00:25:10 We'll be fine.
00:25:15 Grandpa Valentino?
00:25:17 Olga said you weren't feeling well.
00:25:19 Oh, ow, ow!
00:25:22 I must have hurt something.
00:25:23 Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Here.
00:25:24 I'll be all right.
00:25:26 You know, the doctor said it would be healthy for me to have some distractions.
00:25:32 Some great-grandchildren, perhaps.
00:25:36 Some great-grandchildren, perhaps.
00:25:41 Then I could run around chasing after them.
00:25:45 Doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa.
00:25:49 How about some tea?
00:25:51 That would be lovely.
00:25:52 Okay.
00:25:54 Where's Idan?
00:25:59 Um, Idan and I...
00:26:04 Sir, Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car has arrived in the driveway.
00:26:09 Well, finally.
00:26:11 Let's go get him, my dear.
00:26:13 Okay.
00:26:17 (HORN HONKS)
00:26:27 Sir, I'm a little bit busy at the moment, so he told me to bring you this new pet first.
00:26:31 I get to live another day! Yes!
00:26:40 Tell me, where is he?
00:26:43 He's, um, he's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:26:46 Ugh! Brown is a bitch again!
00:26:49 Ah, boy.
00:26:52 Have a goldfish.
00:26:55 Guess I did swap him out for a goldfish.
00:27:03 Oh, gosh.
00:27:07 Yep.
00:27:08 Ah!
00:27:09 Oh, Idan, can you open my leg?
00:27:11 Yes.
00:27:12 I need to stretch my glute.
00:27:14 Wider? Open it!
00:27:16 More! More!
00:27:18 Okay.
00:27:29 Um, excuse me, sir. Your grandfather insists that you join him.
00:27:32 Yeah, yeah, I think I should go.
00:27:34 I thought you wanted nothing to do with your schemy ex-wife.
00:27:43 Hey, Grandpa. How are you? Um, I think I have to come in and check up on you.
00:27:47 What are you...
00:27:48 Oh, you remember I exist, do you? You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:27:54 Hell, you missed Lisa. She just left. Even the tea is still warm.
00:27:59 You'd rather fly around the world with that dang mistress of yours and spare last your wife.
00:28:04 Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.
00:28:06 Don't you mention her name in this house. Go explain to your wife.
00:28:10 Actually, there's something I want to ask you.
00:28:13 Do you have any idea how she's been taking care of this family this entire time?
00:28:20 She takes me to all my doctor visits. Even this tea. She makes the blend all herself.
00:28:29 Okay.
00:28:35 This tea isn't bad.
00:28:39 You could be drinking this every day.
00:28:42 Grandpa, it's average.
00:28:44 Okay. Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:28:47 Gave it to Lisa already.
00:28:49 You can't bribe me with pets. I want a human great-grandchild.
00:28:55 Now go home, and don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:29:00 Okay, Grandpa.
00:29:06 Hey, where you going with my tea?
00:29:08 It's not bad.
00:29:11 Hey, girl. What's wrong?
00:29:13 Is your dad still a veterinarian, and do you know how to take care of a goldfish?
00:29:16 Yes and no. But, Gord, you got a goldfish?
00:29:18 I got a goldfish.
00:29:20 Oh, I guess it'll come up.
00:29:23 I'll have a tea today.
00:29:28 Order up. One piping hot tea.
00:29:30 I don't know if the diminished brain capacity is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp
00:29:34 or from fumigating himself every day with body spray, but either way, you'll look like a feral dog when you smell it.
00:29:38 How's that for tea?
00:29:41 Make sure it's hot!
00:29:47 What? Got enough work for you to do?
00:29:49 Got enough time to chit-chat with one of your guy co-workers?
00:29:52 You know, I don't think I'm actually very good at this whole secretary thing, so maybe I should--
00:29:56 Oh, don't cut yourself short. Make a nice cup of coffee.
00:30:03 Not a bad cup of tea, either.
00:30:06 It tastes just like the tea from last night.
00:30:11 So, tell me, what did you put in it?
00:30:15 It's just an herbal blend.
00:30:18 I didn't realize you liked tea so much.
00:30:23 I did?
00:30:25 Trisha, you were supposed to be here.
00:30:31 First time seeing the mistress in person.
00:30:34 She's pretty.
00:30:36 But stupid, and mean.
00:30:38 I have to go shopping. I'm late.
00:30:40 I'm a bit busy today.
00:30:43 Here, why don't you take the card, Lisa? Take her shopping. Thank you.
00:30:50 You two have fun.
00:30:51 Men like you stupid, don't they?
00:31:02 Take a photo of me holding this, and then we can just throw it out after.
00:31:12 Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:31:17 I can tell you what I did.
00:31:19 He sent you here to serve me.
00:31:22 I can spot a gold digger from a mile.
00:31:24 Is that because I spent so much time looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:31:27 I'm going to swat away all the flies surrounding Iden.
00:31:32 Flies won't trust.
00:31:34 Are you calling me a piece of shit?
00:31:36 Because I'd be happy to pass on that message.
00:31:39 Hey, what is going on?
00:31:41 She hit me!
00:31:44 I love technology.
00:31:47 She hit me, actually. The security cameras never lie.
00:31:55 Anyway, as if I haven't watched enough real short shows to know how to deal with bitches like you.
00:32:03 Did you hit her?
00:32:04 No! She's lying!
00:32:07 Thank God that shit-head ex-husband didn't take the house, not with it.
00:32:14 I can relax after a long day.
00:32:21 What is this shit-head ex-husband?
00:32:30 Wait, what did you just call me?
00:32:32 Mr. Valentino, what's up?
00:32:36 Look, I'm a bit drunk, so I'm going to need you to come pick me up at the 7th Heaven Bar.
00:32:42 What?
00:32:44 Yeah.
00:32:45 Wait, 7th Heaven? No way I'm going.
00:32:47 Ugh!
00:32:49 Shit, I told him to go to hell.
00:32:52 Aargh!
00:32:54 Hey.
00:33:01 You're cute.
00:33:03 Wanna dance?
00:33:05 You're drunk. How about I take you home?
00:33:09 No, this is kind of painful.
00:33:11 Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:33:14 Hey, can you get up?
00:33:16 Hey, ever heard of first-come, first-served, ugly buddy?
00:33:19 If he's not coming home with me, he's definitely not coming home with you.
00:33:23 Okay.
00:33:25 Um, you know what? Let's bet on it.
00:33:28 If he comes home with me, you beat his tap.
00:33:30 But if he goes home with you, I'll beat the shit out of you.
00:33:33 Deal. Should've checked the mirror before leaving the house, loser.
00:33:36 Great.
00:33:39 Oh.
00:33:41 Wanna come home with me?
00:33:43 Uh, yes. That sounds good.
00:33:48 What, is he blind? I'm clearly the hot one.
00:33:52 Okay.
00:33:54 Oh.
00:33:56 Thanks for picking up the tap.
00:33:58 Good.
00:34:02 Why don't you call Jake?
00:34:04 Or Miss Poopypants?
00:34:07 What, are you jealous?
00:34:09 My God, how can he be this hot?
00:34:12 Mr. Valentino?
00:34:14 This is Valentino?
00:34:16 The sign?
00:34:18 Oh, sorry. Former Mrs. Valentino.
00:34:23 Oh!
00:34:30 I get it!
00:34:32 Sorry for interrupting. Carry on.
00:34:36 Rich guys only start dating her after the divorce.
00:34:41 Hey, no money for us luggers.
00:34:45 So?
00:34:50 Mrs. Valentino.
00:34:53 Okay, um...
00:34:56 I admit it.
00:35:01 I'm... your ex-wife.
00:35:06 (Sigh)
00:35:08 Oh, okay, okay.
00:35:13 Just kidding, I'm good.
00:35:33 Oh, shh. Smells.
00:35:36 You look the same as you did five years ago.
00:35:42 I bet you think I skimmed my way into this marriage.
00:35:46 When I found out that your grandfather wanted me to marry you,
00:35:54 I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:35:57 Whatever.
00:36:00 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:02 Your hair smells so nice.
00:36:05 But not as nice as Lisa Samson's tea.
00:36:09 Why, why does she always yell at me?
00:36:16 I don't yell at you!
00:36:18 Well, then tell me.
00:36:22 Why do you play so hard to get?
00:36:30 Oh, my God. I'm so confused.
00:36:34 Okay, you were drunk.
00:36:39 And now you're drunk.
00:36:41 Are you messing with me, Ida Valentino?
00:36:44 Lisa Samson!
00:36:46 Hey, look, don't be like all those gold diggers on the TV dramas
00:36:51 that are just trying to sleep their way to the top.
00:36:54 I'm sorry, are you okay?
00:36:57 Are you pissed off at me? Is money all that you care about?
00:37:00 No, I should have left you at the club. Don't call me after 5 p.m.
00:37:04 Shit. I fucked up.
00:37:10 Got files for you.
00:37:16 Hey, I got your favorite pastry.
00:37:19 They are quarterly budget reports from the finance department.
00:37:21 They need you to sign your entry immediately.
00:37:24 Okay, I just want to talk a little bit to you about last night.
00:37:27 Got your favorite pastry.
00:37:31 They are quarterly budget reports from the finance department.
00:37:33 They need you to sign your entry immediately.
00:37:36 Okay, I just want to talk a little bit to you about last night.
00:37:39 Close your shoulder.
00:37:48 Mr. Valentino, I found the mystery woman that you spent the night with at the resort.
00:37:52 What?
00:37:54 No, I mean, all I can see is silhouettes.
00:38:01 Here, Jake, how am I going to see who it actually is?
00:38:04 Thank God, it's just a silhouette.
00:38:07 It may just be a silhouette,
00:38:09 but I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon with a positive pregnancy test
00:38:12 asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support.
00:38:14 Stop with the overreactive imagination. Take it back, Jake.
00:38:18 No, I can't.
00:38:21 Samson, your back.
00:38:23 What?
00:38:24 Your back and the back of your hair look identical to the woman in this video.
00:38:27 Identical is a strong word, don't we think?
00:38:30 Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:38:32 He can't prove anything if I just deny it.
00:38:36 Take off your blazer.
00:38:40 What?
00:38:41 You heard me. Take off the blazer.
00:38:45 That's an art violation, actually.
00:38:49 Well, if that was you and the security camera, I can go to HR.
00:38:52 Now take off the blazer.
00:38:53 Stop. Stop.
00:38:54 Lisa, what's the problem?
00:38:56 The blazer. We take off our blazer.
00:38:58 No.
00:38:59 Take it off.
00:39:00 What's going on here?
00:39:02 I can't steal my boyfriend.
00:39:03 That's enough, Patricia.
00:39:06 I'm hit.
00:39:07 We're going on our date, right?
00:39:09 Great, I'm going to leave.
00:39:10 And you're coming with us.
00:39:11 What?
00:39:12 I can't.
00:39:15 I've got a fish at home and I don't want it to go belly up, so...
00:39:19 Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:39:21 Your boss.
00:39:23 The goldfish was gifted to me by a very special man.
00:39:28 Well, you're on the clock.
00:39:31 So it's either your job or the goldfish.
00:39:33 I didn't say a word.
00:39:36 Fine. I'll go.
00:39:40 But that's over time.
00:39:43 I'll see you at the beach.
00:39:45 Yeah.
00:39:47 Oh my god, I did.
00:39:51 Did you see that? Like, I starred in.
00:39:53 Okay, there's this character in Evil Queen and she reminds me so much of your Scooby Axe buddy.
00:39:59 Thank you, my friend.
00:40:02 Of course.
00:40:03 On the house.
00:40:04 Cheers.
00:40:11 Oh no! Looks like I got you all wet.
00:40:14 I guess you gotta go home and change.
00:40:16 Bathroom!
00:40:18 Sorry.
00:40:21 Scooby Queen bathroom.
00:40:23 Anyway, the production was eh.
00:40:28 My coverage, eh.
00:40:30 Really should have had a higher budget.
00:40:32 I just, like, I just clearly didn't know what she was doing.
00:40:35 They didn't give me enough broads or I just, whatever.
00:40:37 But you know me and I'm...
00:40:38 You know me and...
00:40:39 Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Iden.
00:40:47 And who are you to tell me this?
00:40:49 His mistress.
00:40:50 He loves me.
00:40:52 What are you gonna do? Hit me?
00:41:02 Bingo.
00:41:06 You asked for it.
00:41:07 Mistress is getting slapped.
00:41:09 Hey, what is with all the noise?
00:41:11 Huh? Iden, she slapped me!
00:41:14 And why would you do that?
00:41:15 Because I'm a super duper evil conniving and scheming little bitch.
00:41:22 I don't think I can't fire you.
00:41:24 Yes, fire her!
00:41:25 You can't.
00:41:26 Because I am firing you.
00:41:29 For my life.
00:41:30 You did.
00:41:31 I just did.
00:41:33 Hey, if I was you I would take that back!
00:41:35 You can't do that.
00:41:37 I just did.
00:41:38 Hey, if I was you I would take that back!
00:41:43 Iden, my leg, it's hurting again.
00:41:48 She just fired me.
00:41:49 She just fired me!
00:42:01 Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:42:04 Oh my god, this tea sucks, what is this?
00:42:15 I just have some left, sir. Remember.
00:42:17 Do you want a new one?
00:42:20 Do you want a coffee instead?
00:42:22 No, no, I don't want it. Take that away.
00:42:25 Yes, sir.
00:42:28 Yes, sir.
00:42:31 I like your blends.
00:42:45 Do you know how many different combinations of tea leaves, temperatures, and techniques the former secretary tested and formulated just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:42:52 Yeah, that's true.
00:42:54 Ever since the new CO arrived, all she would do is carry tea leaves prepared to make a nation any time as little as her desire.
00:43:01 Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:43:03 And such big shoes to fill, how are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:43:07 Spill the tea.
00:43:09 Did she get fired for trying to seduce the boss?
00:43:11 Was that pun intended or unintended?
00:43:16 I don't want to get fired.
00:43:18 Unintended, right?
00:43:21 I thought so.
00:43:23 (clears throat)
00:43:24 She's always so cool to me on the surface, but deep down, she actually really cares about me.
00:43:34 What's up?
00:43:39 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:43:41 The shop owner sent both items here by mistake, so I'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:43:45 Okay.
00:43:46 I would put your suit in the executive closet, but Samson still has the key.
00:43:51 I'll just hire her back.
00:43:53 I mean, I don't get it. When you fire somebody, they take the key. That makes no sense.
00:43:57 I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:43:59 Be glad I don't have a cat. Otherwise, this fish would already be dead. LOL.
00:44:13 Is this the goldfish that she got?
00:44:15 Whoever got that for her is lame.
00:44:20 Oh.
00:44:21 Cute puppy.
00:44:24 I like puppies too.
00:44:26 Who are you going out with?
00:44:37 No, it's...
00:44:40 It's probably best just to be nice. Let me just...
00:44:43 Cute.
00:44:48 Cute.
00:44:49 Puppy.
00:44:50 Period.
00:44:54 Yeah, that's fine.
00:44:55 What?
00:45:00 One of the hardest strategies is to go in too far, Lisa.
00:45:06 DJ!
00:45:08 Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting her attention than it is the other way around?
00:45:14 How long have you been standing there?
00:45:17 It's time for the events.
00:45:20 [Lisa's room]
00:45:22 [Lisa's room]
00:45:25 [Lisa's room]
00:45:28 [Lisa's room]
00:45:31 [Lisa's room]
00:45:34 [Lisa's room]
00:45:37 [Lisa's room]
00:45:40 [Lisa's room]
00:45:43 [Lisa's room]
00:45:47 [Lisa's room]
00:45:49 [Lisa's room]
00:45:52 [Lisa's room]
00:45:55 [Lisa's room]
00:45:57 Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:46:00 My skinny ex-wife is here? She better not say anything bad about me.
00:46:05 Oh, these appetizers look good.
00:46:15 You! What are you doing here?
00:46:17 It's none of your beeswax.
00:46:20 I don't work for you anymore.
00:46:23 And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:46:26 You were here to meet?
00:46:29 Throwing this much skin? Trying to look so... appetizing?
00:46:33 Fishing for a new husband?
00:46:35 I'm definitely not fishing for you.
00:46:38 You were always so good for once.
00:46:40 I'm throwing Mrs. Valentino!
00:46:43 [Mrs. Valentino enters]
00:46:45 I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:46:49 Mrs. Valentino?
00:46:51 [Mrs. Valentino enters]
00:46:53 Oh!
00:46:54 [Mrs. Valentino enters]
00:46:56 What? Oh. Oh. My mistake. Excuse me.
00:47:01 Yeah, it's fine.
00:47:02 Did I get the wrong person?
00:47:09 I see her at the hospital all the time with Mr. Valentino Sr.
00:47:14 This is the file you wanted on Lisa Sampson.
00:47:17 The secretary. I haven't looked at it.
00:47:24 I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator to look into your co-workers.
00:47:28 But she's married.
00:47:29 I heard she just got divorced.
00:47:30 Is that why she's so hot and cold with me? She's not ready for a new relationship?
00:47:37 Mr. and Mrs. Valentino!
00:47:39 His wife ordered a ball gown.
00:47:41 Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit. Let's go.
00:47:44 Sir.
00:47:45 This is the house you left your ex-wife after the divorce, sir.
00:48:01 Oh.
00:48:02 [Mrs. Valentino barks]
00:48:03 [Mrs. Valentino barks]
00:48:06 Damn. You literally shit what you eat.
00:48:08 Just like him. Surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.
00:48:12 [Mrs. Valentino barks]
00:48:13 But you're a good boy. Can't say a thing about that jerk face.
00:48:18 Who's talking about you, sir?
00:48:20 Hold on. That's way too rude.
00:48:22 I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:48:24 That's not her.
00:48:25 Then who are you here to see?
00:48:27 I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed it's not that Lisa.
00:48:31 Let's go.
00:48:35 [Mrs. Valentino snores]
00:48:36 Is he here to see me?
00:49:00 [Mrs. Valentino snores]
00:49:04 [Mrs. Valentino snores]
00:49:05 You're back?
00:49:08 I just walked your dog.
00:49:10 Thank you.
00:49:11 Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice in one night?
00:49:18 I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:49:24 He is willing to owe you an apology.
00:49:26 Okay, you're right, but I just...
00:49:28 I don't know. I thought it would be a clean break.
00:49:33 No.
00:49:34 I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around, though.
00:49:38 That's true.
00:49:39 But he's a two-timing scumbag.
00:49:41 And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:49:44 Scumbags don't live in our head rent-free.
00:49:46 You're right.
00:49:47 No.
00:49:48 Okay, cheers to that.
00:49:49 Yeah.
00:49:50 Hey.
00:49:51 Now I'm back on the market.
00:49:53 Yes, you are.
00:49:54 [Mrs. Valentino laughs]
00:49:56 What do you want?
00:50:11 Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:50:16 Are you going to call her?
00:50:20 Almost there, sir.
00:50:21 Okay.
00:50:22 Keep him waiting.
00:50:23 Samson?
00:50:24 Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:50:28 [Mrs. Valentino screams]
00:50:30 Samson, are you all right?
00:50:31 Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:37 Lisa! Lisa, hey, can you hear me? Talk to me.
00:50:40 Uh, Mr. Valentino?
00:50:42 A girl who has self-respect doesn't do tasty faxies.
00:50:45 So, bye!
00:50:47 No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:49 Lisa, what if I were to tell you...
00:50:51 I can give you your own independent project.
00:50:54 In exchange, you come back and work for me, secretary, for a month.
00:50:59 Is he serious?
00:51:00 It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:51:03 So how does that sound?
00:51:04 Oh, and not to mention it'll be good for your career and the pay raise.
00:51:09 Maybe I can finally give back the two million dollar check and call it even.
00:51:14 All right, deal.
00:51:16 Well, hold on, hold on. I thought you said no tasty faxies a moment ago.
00:51:20 There's a condition.
00:51:21 You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of, then it's open for discussion.
00:51:25 Well, all right, then. I will see you tomorrow.
00:51:28 See you tomorrow!
00:51:30 Tea?
00:51:39 Welcome back.
00:51:41 So, tell me, did you block me?
00:51:46 No. I would definitely, definitely not block you.
00:51:55 Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you lie?
00:51:58 Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:52:01 Sir, quick handout. Who drugged you?
00:52:05 Who was it?
00:52:06 Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:52:09 Looks like we need to pay him a visit, then.
00:52:11 You're coming with me. Let's go.
00:52:13 [snoring]
00:52:16 Frank Dunst, the CEO of our rival company. You should be right here.
00:52:25 Why are we back here again?
00:52:27 Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:52:33 Bathroom!
00:52:34 Let's go.
00:52:42 [laughs]
00:52:44 Oh, my!
00:52:46 Ivan Valentino.
00:52:51 What can I do for you, chick?
00:52:55 Is that one of your goons?
00:53:01 Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:53:05 [door creaks open]
00:53:07 Oh, hello, pretty.
00:53:14 Can I be Frank?
00:53:21 [laughs]
00:53:22 I would love that, frankly.
00:53:25 Hello, dear.
00:53:27 I got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:53:31 How about I give you a tour, you won't forget?
00:53:33 Respectfully, no.
00:53:35 [laughs]
00:53:36 Did I mention that I own this place?
00:53:39 Oh, really?
00:53:41 Well, in that case...
00:53:44 [grunts]
00:53:54 You're gonna regret this!
00:53:56 Watch for the real pain.
00:54:01 Watch for the real pain.
00:54:03 Hey!
00:54:04 Are you okay?
00:54:10 Don't you know who I am?
00:54:14 Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law, you idiot!
00:54:17 Hey!
00:54:18 If I recall correctly, your wife is an only child.
00:54:25 And so errs the fate before you.
00:54:28 So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:54:30 He doesn't look like part of the Maple family at all.
00:54:33 Are you cheating on your wife with his sister, sir?
00:54:36 What I didn't...
00:54:38 The Northpoint Project.
00:54:42 I'm interested in this.
00:54:44 The Northpoint Project.
00:54:47 I'm interested in that.
00:54:49 A hundred billion dollar project.
00:54:52 That's right.
00:54:53 [sighs]
00:54:55 All right. I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:54:59 And I also want an apology to my secretary, Nell.
00:55:03 I'm sorry.
00:55:06 I apologize on behalf of this brutal idiot!
00:55:10 My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:55:13 Unlike yours.
00:55:14 That's why I, as their superior, protect them.
00:55:16 [grunts]
00:55:18 Let's go.
00:55:23 [whispers]
00:55:25 I, uh...
00:55:28 I want to thank you for saving me.
00:55:33 And, um...
00:55:36 Would you have done the same if it were a different girl?
00:55:40 Nobody bullies you except for men.
00:55:43 No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:55:46 I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:55:49 Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:55:52 [snorts]
00:55:54 No.
00:55:55 No! No! I...
00:55:57 I'm not!
00:55:58 Do you dance?
00:56:09 Oh, um...
00:56:11 [laughs]
00:56:12 No, um, not anymore.
00:56:14 I mean, not...
00:56:15 Just not anymore.
00:56:17 [sniffles]
00:56:18 My gifts.
00:56:21 From the company, not from me.
00:56:25 You really don't remember me anymore?
00:56:34 I don't remember.
00:56:38 No, he's so ugly!
00:56:42 He looks like he's in love with you, too, dearly.
00:56:46 [whispers]
00:56:48 [screams]
00:56:52 Oh, my God!
00:56:53 You okay?
00:56:54 I can't see.
00:56:57 I can't see.
00:56:59 [screams]
00:57:01 My leg!
00:57:02 Shit!
00:57:03 You, too!
00:57:05 -Hey, hold on, please! -Sweetie, please!
00:57:06 This is all on you!
00:57:08 We have to get you to safety.
00:57:09 Hold on one second.
00:57:10 Here.
00:57:13 This is my family heirloom.
00:57:14 Find me.
00:57:15 We really have to go.
00:57:17 How do you know I like dogs?
00:57:40 He pays attention to me.
00:57:43 [sniffles]
00:57:44 Ryan!
00:57:49 Lisa!
00:57:50 Hi!
00:57:52 Here, let me get this.
00:57:55 This looks good.
00:57:59 It's for tonight.
00:58:01 Oh.
00:58:03 Okay.
00:58:04 I got to see this one, like, next weekend.
00:58:06 What?
00:58:12 I left him at the office.
00:58:14 I knew you wanted to go out with me.
00:58:24 Wait, Lisa.
00:58:29 Why aren't you at the Valentino's for the holidays this year?
00:58:32 Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:58:35 Has that Idy Valentino been mean to you?
00:58:37 No!
00:58:38 No, it's... it's... great.
00:58:40 I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:58:43 And, like, he got me a designer purse.
00:58:45 If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend, who blackmailed me for two million dollars,
00:58:48 she wouldn't have had to agree to the marriage contract I filed.
00:58:50 It's all my fault.
00:58:51 No, it's not.
00:58:52 Hey, it's okay.
00:58:53 Ryan, it's not.
00:58:57 Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
00:59:04 Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
00:59:08 No, she's hiding from her crimes.
00:59:10 She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:59:12 She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:59:15 That's why we owe two million dollars?
00:59:17 Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?
00:59:19 Just... just live your happy married life.
00:59:22 That's all I want for you.
00:59:24 You've already done too much for me.
00:59:26 Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
00:59:38 What do we have for dinner?
00:59:39 I don't know.
00:59:40 Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
00:59:50 Iden Valentino, even if he doesn't want to see me,
00:59:53 he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
00:59:56 What the hell are you doing here?
01:00:06 He was with her again?
01:00:08 You're like a leech, huh?
01:00:14 Can't get rid of you.
01:00:15 I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
01:00:19 What? I didn't slap you hard enough last time, back for more?
01:00:23 Name your price.
01:00:26 How much to get you away from Iden?
01:00:29 How much for you to leave Iden alone?
01:00:32 One million?
01:00:34 I'll pay you one million dollars to leave Iden alone.
01:00:37 That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
01:00:39 Is that how much Iden Valentino's worth to you?
01:00:42 What a joke.
01:00:43 Five million.
01:00:44 Five trillion dollars.
01:00:49 Couldn't buy my love for Iden Valentino.
01:00:51 What do you know about Iden anyway?
01:00:53 He's allergic to peanuts.
01:00:55 He loves seafood at his evening runs.
01:00:58 Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman,
01:01:00 but he actually has a lot of soft spots,
01:01:02 including puppies.
01:01:03 He's a dog person, like me.
01:01:05 And if he sees a dog at his evening runs,
01:01:07 he will stop, just so that he can play with it.
01:01:10 I've posted your sign in for you.
01:01:13 He's mine.
01:01:15 Yeah!
01:01:17 Iden!
01:01:20 Awkward!
01:01:24 What a confession, Lisa.
01:01:28 I didn't know you feel that way about me.
01:01:31 Okay.
01:01:32 Mrs. Valentino!
01:01:34 Oh, I mean, actually, what do I call you?
01:01:39 I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
01:01:42 Lisa. Lisa's totally fine.
01:01:45 Oh, yeah, okay. Thank you.
01:01:47 I hope everything's okay.
01:01:49 Yeah, yeah, no, sorry, I'm just a little tired.
01:01:51 Oh, it's good to see you again.
01:01:53 Yo, you too. You look great in your scrubs.
01:01:56 Hi, baby.
01:01:58 Hi.
01:01:59 Greta.
01:02:01 Hi. Yeah.
01:02:10 Remember Lisa Sampson?
01:02:13 How about some sweet revenge?
01:02:26 [music]
01:02:28 Jake, can you get Lisa in here, will you?
01:02:35 You called for me?
01:02:38 My God, how can he be this hot?
01:02:44 Please tie this tie for me.
01:02:47 I don't know how to tie a tie, actually, so you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:02:54 Well, you are already in here, so why don't you get your shot?
01:02:57 Fine.
01:03:00 [sigh]
01:03:03 You're not too good at this, are you?
01:03:13 I guess you have no one else to practice on.
01:03:15 Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:03:19 No.
01:03:20 You're actually the first.
01:03:24 Wait.
01:03:25 I've got work to do, so I'm going to go.
01:03:28 Why were you at the hospital last night?
01:03:30 I go for physical therapy sometimes.
01:03:36 Penetrate?
01:03:38 It's why I don't dance anymore.
01:03:40 No reaction. He really doesn't care.
01:03:44 I wasn't stalking you.
01:03:46 By the way.
01:03:47 Sure.
01:03:49 I mean it. All the stuff I said at the hospital, that was just nonsense, you know?
01:03:54 I only said it because your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:04:01 So I just wanted to drop.
01:04:04 So you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:04:08 No.
01:04:09 No, of course not. I'm a professional.
01:04:12 Professional indeed.
01:04:15 I knew it.
01:04:18 Thank you. Yeah, I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:04:23 Right.
01:04:25 That'll be all, Miss Samson.
01:04:27 Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:04:31 Sorry, Samson. But the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:04:39 He says, um...
01:04:40 If she loves working so much, then I'll give her twice the work.
01:04:45 She'll be getting paid.
01:04:47 Twerk.
01:04:52 Does he know I have a real job?
01:04:57 I'm only his secretary and he's already torturing me this much?
01:05:02 Imagine what he would do if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:05:07 Mr. Valentino?
01:05:09 Mr. Valentino?
01:05:14 Here are those files that you asked for.
01:05:18 Holy shit, this place is nice.
01:05:22 Nice, huh?
01:05:23 The fuck?
01:05:30 I'm sorry.
01:05:32 I'm sorry.
01:05:36 You done touching?
01:05:37 Yeah, uh, why, why, why are you naked?
01:05:40 Perfect.
01:05:41 You break into my house and you start touching up my body and you call me a perv.
01:05:46 Interesting.
01:05:47 You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:05:52 No, I don't need those anymore.
01:05:54 He just loves tormenting me.
01:05:57 But, now that you're here, why don't you join me for a drink?
01:06:03 Cheers.
01:06:04 Cheers.
01:06:06 That's okay, I'm not really drinking right now, anyway, and I'm really overloaded with stuff for the rest of the night.
01:06:30 I'm just gonna leave the files here, in case you need them, and, um, yeah, I'll head out.
01:06:35 Whoa, hold on, wait, one second.
01:06:37 I'll be in a second, I'll give you a ride home.
01:06:39 Oh, no, no, that's okay. I have a ride already, I should just head out.
01:06:43 Okay.
01:06:45 See you later?
01:06:48 See you.
01:06:50 I bid you good eve, sir.
01:06:59 It's a pool.
01:07:00 It's a pool.
01:07:01 Yeah, that was my next guess.
01:07:03 My ritual actually replaces those as a service.
01:07:14 Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking cure right now?
01:07:22 [shriek]
01:07:23 [shrieking]
01:07:26 You!
01:07:28 What are you doing here?
01:07:31 [shriek]
01:07:39 Thanks for trying to steal Iden from me.
01:07:42 And after tonight, he's never gonna wanna touch you again.
01:07:45 Because we're cutting up your face.
01:07:49 [shrieking]
01:07:51 This is my family heirloom.
01:07:55 I'm funny.
01:07:56 Where did you get that necklace?
01:08:00 Where did you get that necklace?
01:08:04 Oh, this?
01:08:06 This is a token of Iden's love.
01:08:08 Jealous?
01:08:09 You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:08:13 Don't come near me.
01:08:18 I'm Iden Valentino's wife. You don't wanna mess with me.
01:08:22 Quit bluffing. You were just his secretary last week.
01:08:26 Don't. Don't.
01:08:32 [shrieking]
01:08:34 Hey!
01:08:39 Hey!
01:08:41 You okay?
01:08:46 What took you so long?
01:08:48 Dump his body at the Maple residence.
01:08:51 Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:08:53 We'll see how Dunn's gonna afford his firm without his wife.
01:08:57 And Patricia Brown too.
01:08:59 They kidnapped her too?
01:09:00 No. She was working with the men who hurt me.
01:09:02 No, no, no. You must be imagining this. We didn't see her when we came in.
01:09:05 Iden.
01:09:06 What? Listen to me.
01:09:07 Look, look. I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:09:11 Fine.
01:09:14 Thanks for saving me.
01:09:15 Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:17 Look, I'll take you back. Come on. I'll take you back.
01:09:19 No. No.
01:09:20 Lisa!
01:09:21 Lisa!
01:09:30 I'm sorry.
01:09:32 Please, I just wanna talk for a second. Lisa! Please!
01:09:36 Lisa!
01:09:40 Lisa!
01:09:41 Four years ago I brought home an eclipse.
01:10:03 Patricia Brown stole it.
01:10:05 She ransacked the house.
01:10:08 I lost her and her.
01:10:10 I'm sorry, sis. Everything is my fault.
01:10:12 Is this necklace important to you? Can I get you another one?
01:10:37 I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.
01:10:39 And you finished the whole bottle yourself?
01:10:41 What's going on?
01:10:43 I got kidnapped.
01:10:46 So, that piece of crap Brown took your necklace to pose as you.
01:10:54 Your husband's actual savior?
01:10:56 No, get this. She's the one who framed Ryan for her hit run, and that's why we owe the two million dollars.
01:11:02 That bitch! She did everything to get closer to Iden!
01:11:06 Yeah.
01:11:07 You've gotta do something!
01:11:08 Like what?
01:11:09 He believes her, and if I had any evidence at all, I wouldn't have had to sign the marriage contract.
01:11:18 She's got the necklace.
01:11:20 I didn't think I could call him a scumbag anymore because he thinks she's me.
01:11:24 Take your man back.
01:11:27 Take my man back?
01:11:30 Yep.
01:11:35 It's Iden.
01:11:36 Hello? This is the Irish Pub. This lady is drunk. Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:11:46 What was that?
01:11:49 Now what?
01:11:51 What are we gonna do?
01:11:52 Well, now we're gonna go to the Irish Pub and make a change.
01:11:55 We're gonna go to the Irish Pub?
01:11:57 Uh-huh, yes we are. Come on.
01:12:02 I have a couple. There you go.
01:12:05 You're on most cars in the world, unlike anybody else.
01:12:09 There you go.
01:12:10 Alrighty. Let's get the seatbelt on you.
01:12:13 Oh, yeah. There it goes.
01:12:14 Oh, okay.
01:12:15 You actually look sweet when you're asleep.
01:12:24 Because when you're awake, you're like a tiger always chewing me out.
01:12:28 Oh!
01:12:31 I'm gonna eat you up.
01:12:33 Yeah. Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:12:36 There you go. Just take a nap. I'll drive.
01:12:42 Oh, my. There's someone else actually there.
01:12:52 Lisa.
01:12:56 Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:13:00 [snoring]
01:13:02 Okay. There you go.
01:13:12 And I'm gonna change my place.
01:13:14 It's because, frankly, I don't know where you live.
01:13:16 And I'm not gonna do anything wrong.
01:13:19 Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.
01:13:23 Don't do anything stupid.
01:13:25 She's under the influence.
01:13:29 Wait, Lisa.
01:13:30 Please be mindful of social boundaries.
01:13:35 Lisa, if you go any lower, then I'm gonna have to cut your pants off.
01:13:45 Lisa!
01:13:51 Oh!
01:13:52 If I knew that you were gonna be like this,
01:13:58 I would have left you to your own devices.
01:14:00 My, oh, my, Samson.
01:14:15 Did you just spend the night together?
01:14:18 Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:14:20 Shut up.
01:14:26 That's right, take your man back.
01:14:28 Would you like coffee?
01:14:36 You know how I prefer tea now, right?
01:14:39 But this is my special coffee.
01:14:41 Okay.
01:14:43 Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:14:51 You've got, um, foam.
01:14:55 Cool.
01:14:56 On your lips.
01:14:57 Well, why don't you...
01:15:00 Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles and go make me a normal tea?
01:15:09 Jake, like, my latte art?
01:15:14 Oh, you made Jake latte hearts.
01:15:17 Uh, no, his, his was a little...
01:15:19 I mean, you got the heart.
01:15:21 I made you lunch, too.
01:15:23 You made me lunch?
01:15:25 So, do you need a break?
01:15:30 No time to break, Olga.
01:15:32 Patricia Brown says I have to divorce and lease it to take up with a secretary.
01:15:36 I have to stop at all costs.
01:15:38 Onward, Olga, onward!
01:15:40 But, sir, what if there isn't any tea?
01:15:48 Doesn't matter.
01:15:49 Onward, Olga, onward!
01:15:51 Oh.
01:15:52 That right there.
01:15:56 Grandpa.
01:16:00 What is it, Dad?
01:16:02 Don't mind me.
01:16:04 Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:16:06 Okay, Grandpa.
01:16:07 Come on, Olga.
01:16:11 It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:16:17 I, uh, I seem a bit fast, though.
01:16:19 Sometimes.
01:16:20 Mmm.
01:16:21 You dare steal a kiss from me?
01:16:37 [Sigh]
01:16:39 Mr. Valentin!
01:17:02 Jake, this better be very important or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:17:05 What is it?
01:17:06 Miss, Miss Brown just called.
01:17:08 Hey.
01:17:20 She needs you at the police station right now.
01:17:22 The police station?
01:17:23 Sorry you had to come get me like this, sis.
01:17:29 Why would you have stopped me, Patricia Brown?
01:17:31 You know that is a crime, Brian.
01:17:33 Why am I not surprised?
01:17:36 You two are siblings.
01:17:38 Trailer trash ass family.
01:17:40 You ruined my life!
01:17:42 Hey, Brian, stop. Don't.
01:17:43 Blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:17:46 Do you even know who I am?
01:17:48 What do you mean?
01:17:49 Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:17:52 What do you--
01:17:53 I don't know what you're talking about!
01:17:56 Hey! Hey, what is going on?
01:17:58 Brian, they're harassing me!
01:18:00 She's dating Ida Valentino now?
01:18:02 What?
01:18:03 Hey, hey, hey! Stop!
01:18:05 Hey! Hey! Stop!
01:18:09 Don't hurt him.
01:18:10 I apologize on his behalf.
01:18:13 You're apologizing to me for him?
01:18:15 I've never known you to back down on me before.
01:18:18 Why are you apologizing to him?
01:18:20 Do you want to end up backing him?
01:18:21 He's cheating on you.
01:18:22 Let's go.
01:18:25 Come on, Ida, they're disgusting.
01:18:27 Iden, I knew you'd save me from those trailer-trapped siblings.
01:18:31 Wait, what?
01:18:32 They're siblings.
01:18:33 Brian?
01:18:36 Gosh, Brian, so--
01:18:38 Yeah, they're both losers.
01:18:40 Wait!
01:18:43 Iden!
01:18:44 How am I supposed to get around?
01:18:46 Lisa, wait! Wait!
01:18:51 Lisa!
01:18:55 Lisa!
01:18:56 Someone decided to go ahead and trouble--
01:19:04 No, no.
01:19:10 Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:19:13 Listen, for dishing work without cause,
01:19:19 I require an in-person explanation at my office--
01:19:22 Yeah, I think I was used to that.
01:19:23 Divorce him already! Why are you still with him?
01:19:25 We're already divorced.
01:19:27 Well, you're good.
01:19:30 I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders in the first place, you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:19:33 It's not about that.
01:19:35 Now you're free, right? So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:19:39 Yeah, please don't.
01:19:40 Why not?
01:19:41 Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:19:43 Oh, I'm sure.
01:19:44 You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:19:46 Brian!
01:19:49 Come on, please?
01:19:50 For me?
01:19:51 For you?
01:19:52 For me?
01:19:53 I'm coming by later to check out some of the wiring in this room.
01:19:57 Yeah, I think we could widen the room, make more space, easily for a couple of units.
01:20:01 Budget report from the past month from the finance department.
01:20:04 Thank you. And, um, I was--
01:20:06 Is that a new skirt, Samson?
01:20:08 You going on a date later?
01:20:09 Excuse me.
01:20:13 [knocking]
01:20:15 Hi, Queen's Ristorante. 7th floor.
01:20:27 Thank you. Can't wait.
01:20:29 You know, I'm so happy that Samson decided to go on this date.
01:20:36 You know, getting back on the dating scene is kind of exciting.
01:20:39 I mean, that new skirt, the way that she was talking with that guy on the phone, she must have been pretty excited.
01:20:43 I guess that's it.
01:20:44 I need a table for a Queen's Ristorante.
01:20:49 Because we are treating some friends to dinner tonight.
01:20:52 We're friends?
01:20:53 I have friends.
01:20:57 Yeah, that's me.
01:21:02 Oh, great!
01:21:03 I look better in real life, don't I?
01:21:05 So, Ms. Samson, I hear you are a divorcee, which I think is very hot.
01:21:12 And, uh, you know what, I'll tell you.
01:21:14 If it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's brother's cousin, I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:21:20 You don't have to do that, big guy.
01:21:22 Ah, no, no, no, don't worry about it. Don't play hard to get already.
01:21:26 Just, you know, relax. Enjoy your meal. It's all good.
01:21:29 I will tell you.
01:21:30 I make $3,000 a month. I can afford to get you a nice meal.
01:21:36 It's all good.
01:21:37 There's really no need.
01:21:40 Ah, forget about it.
01:21:42 Listen, I have a very spacious 300 square foot studio apartment that I lease if you get my drift.
01:21:50 When we's a married, you don't gotta worry about work or nothing.
01:21:59 I can give you an allowance, like, I don't know, $200 a month, something like that.
01:22:03 What do you think about that?
01:22:05 Yeah, I make six figures.
01:22:08 I'm an engineer.
01:22:10 We could go buy a Tesla.
01:22:12 We're done here, everyone.
01:22:14 You're joking. Get out of here.
01:22:16 No, I'm really not.
01:22:18 Yeah, your meal bought me.
01:22:20 Ah, listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:22:22 Look, I know that you are a divorcee.
01:22:25 You can do better than me. Get out of here.
01:22:29 What the hell is this? We didn't order nothing.
01:22:32 What, are you trying to bomb a meal off of me?
01:22:35 Mr. Sampson.
01:22:37 Hello, Lisa. I don't have to rush on some of this side of town.
01:22:41 Mister, the bill for this table has already been paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:22:47 For this table has already been paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:22:53 He says Miss Sampson deserves only the best.
01:22:57 What the hell kind of means?
01:22:59 Let me know if you find out.
01:23:02 Thanks.
01:23:04 Okay, then I'm going to eat.
01:23:06 Where's Lisa going?
01:23:07 Your bill is $1260.
01:23:10 Dude.
01:23:11 What?
01:23:12 Real funny watching you get embarrassed again.
01:23:14 Hey, you know you Mr. Somptry again, huh?
01:23:16 You kissed me and you're going on a date with another guy. How is that fair?
01:23:19 What, you're any better?
01:23:20 Patricia Brown feels like something happens and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:23:24 Someone's jealous here.
01:23:25 I'm leaving.
01:23:26 Okay. Hey!
01:23:27 You okay?
01:23:31 Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:23:34 It's only because she saved my life four years ago.
01:23:36 You can't hear this.
01:23:38 I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:23:48 Oh, also, if you plan on re-marrying Miss Sampson, you need to make sure-
01:23:51 Wait, wait, hang on.
01:23:53 Re-marry?
01:23:54 Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:23:57 The other night, I don't-
01:23:58 At 7/7.
01:24:00 Okay, that's a good piece of order.
01:24:03 This is Valentino.
01:24:05 You hired your ex-wife as your secretary?
01:24:08 My ex-wife.
01:24:10 So please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:24:13 No. I am your ex-wife.
01:24:15 So I'm just the real joke here.
01:24:17 The fool. Chasing around, running around, saving you.
01:24:20 Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:24:22 No.
01:24:23 Even the nurse called you Miss Valentino.
01:24:26 I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:24:28 Okay, if you had cared about me even one tiny little bit, you would have known what I looked like.
01:24:33 You know my name.
01:24:34 So this is just revenge then.
01:24:36 On who? Myself?
01:24:37 Miss Sampson.
01:24:38 I didn't know that either!
01:24:40 Okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?
01:24:45 No.
01:24:46 No.
01:24:47 I mean, how could she be my skinny ex-wife?
01:24:52 What's wrong?
01:25:01 What's wrong?
01:25:03 What do you do every day, Jake? I asked for a file on Lisa Sampson. Where is it?
01:25:07 What is your secretary, sir?
01:25:08 You tell me!
01:25:09 I already gave it to you.
01:25:11 I'm not seeing anything in here.
01:25:14 You found it.
01:25:16 Huh. Paradise Villa number 12.
01:25:21 That's the same address as Lisa's.
01:25:23 Shit. Shit.
01:25:25 I'm gonna kill you, Jake!
01:25:27 You, uh...
01:25:30 Just look on the bright side, sir.
01:25:32 Sampson is at least not this skinny, conniving gold digger that you described her as.
01:25:36 I've never described her as that!
01:25:38 But why did she need to hold back for this entire time?
01:25:41 Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity to uncover your dark secrets so that she could extort you for more money!
01:25:47 Jeez, Lisa isn't like that!
01:25:49 Hey.
01:25:51 She's a Russian spy.
01:25:53 That's gotta be it!
01:25:55 Overactive imagination again, Jake!
01:25:57 Don't talk about that.
01:25:59 Sweet, now I know.
01:26:01 We've only really known her for about a month.
01:26:03 I know my Lisa.
01:26:05 She's not like that.
01:26:08 No, no.
01:26:10 I'm gonna...
01:26:12 I'm gonna kill you, Lisa!
01:26:14 Are those flowers for Lisa Sampson?
01:26:20 Sure are!
01:26:22 Oh.
01:26:23 Oh!
01:26:25 What are you doing, sir?
01:26:27 Those flowers are ugly. I need ten fresh bouquets from the Netherlands. Now!
01:26:32 All for me.
01:26:40 Hey, hey, Lisa, um...
01:26:42 Why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:26:44 Thanks.
01:26:46 Grandpa Valentino!
01:26:52 Lisa, come back tonight with Ivan for dinner. I will not rest until you do!
01:26:58 I will not rest until you do!
01:27:05 The car's ready, sir.
01:27:08 Thank you.
01:27:09 Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:27:17 Anytime.
01:27:19 Sir, you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:27:21 You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?
01:27:24 I knew she respected my grandpa too much.
01:27:26 You couldn't say no?
01:27:27 But you always said, um...
01:27:29 She always knew to suck up to grandpa to manipulate him.
01:27:32 That's true.
01:27:34 So do you plan to pursue Lisa Sampson for reals this time?
01:27:37 No, who said anything about pursuing her?
01:27:40 I thought I'd just give her a chance, since she likes me.
01:27:43 Thank you, old man.
01:27:51 Cheers!
01:27:54 We're all finally here together as a family.
01:27:58 Cheers!
01:27:59 Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa.
01:28:03 Together.
01:28:04 That's fantastic.
01:28:06 Why don't you two stay the night?
01:28:09 Yeah, we'd love to.
01:28:11 Honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?
01:28:17 Alright, wait.
01:28:18 Grandpa's watching.
01:28:22 There you go.
01:28:30 Mmm.
01:28:32 If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:28:38 Off on that low.
01:28:40 If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:28:44 Off on that low.
01:28:46 I'm no longer hungry, actually. Thank you so much for dinner.
01:28:50 What are you doing, Stoic?
01:28:54 This is your chance.
01:28:57 Go!
01:28:59 I think some grandchildren are in play, old chap.
01:29:07 Cheers.
01:29:09 Thirsty, aren't we?
01:29:19 Thirsty, aren't we?
01:29:21 Wasn't this the wedding gift that mommy got me?
01:29:34 There is literally nothing here. What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:29:40 What are you looking for?
01:29:42 Nothing.
01:29:44 What are you doing here?
01:29:46 Doing you.
01:29:48 Oh.
01:29:50 Is it to make grandpa happy?
01:29:52 Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:29:57 Uh, no way.
01:29:59 We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:30:02 Why should I get the floor now?
01:30:04 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:30:07 I don't mind it.
01:30:09 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:30:13 I don't mind it.
01:30:16 Fuck.
01:30:18 Jake?
01:30:23 Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:30:25 This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus issue.
01:30:28 Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans. He'll be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:30:32 That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning.
01:30:35 So you and Lisa will need to do some OT.
01:30:37 Thank you.
01:30:40 Thank you.
01:30:42 Not even to cover the important stuff.
01:30:52 [sniffling]
01:30:54 [gasping]
01:31:04 [gasping]
01:31:07 [sniffling]
01:31:09 [gasping]
01:31:11 Sunday.
01:31:16 [sniffling]
01:31:18 [sniffling]
01:31:20 [gasping]
01:31:22 You'd be a boy or a girl.
01:31:26 Your dad didn't even accept you.
01:31:31 You should tell him.
01:31:37 You should tell him.
01:31:41 Hi.
01:31:47 Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that. What are you doing?
01:31:50 Okay, well, I found a new doctor. Will you come with me?
01:31:54 No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:31:57 Okay.
01:32:00 Well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up,
01:32:03 this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me. Please?
01:32:07 Okay, yes, let's go.
01:32:09 Oh, no!
01:32:14 Lisa! You're pregnant?
01:32:17 Whose bastard baby is this?
01:32:19 You're pregnant?
01:32:22 Who's the man?
01:32:24 You're pregnant? Who's the man?
01:32:28 He wouldn't want to shake the baby.
01:32:30 My father wouldn't like that too much.
01:32:32 Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:32:35 Is there somebody else?
01:32:38 I'd ask you the same.
01:32:42 Ugh, I did my leg, it's hurting.
01:32:45 I need to go to the doctor now.
01:32:47 Let's go.
01:32:49 That's Lisa. Should we give her a ride?
01:33:04 No need.
01:33:06 No?
01:33:07 Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:33:09 Start the car.
01:33:12 [car starts]
01:33:14 I didn't want to see you! You're a dick!
01:33:28 You're a dick! That's all you'll ever be!
01:33:31 You don't want to see me, you're a dick.
01:33:40 So as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert,
01:33:43 our numbers are up from last time this year, thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.
01:33:47 So we have a...
01:33:49 Sorry I'm late.
01:33:53 No excuses.
01:33:55 Wait!
01:33:57 Do you have a fever, Lisa?
01:34:03 My neck.
01:34:05 Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:34:07 Go outside and get some rest. I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:34:11 But I...
01:34:13 See you later, girl.
01:34:23 Mr. Valentino.
01:34:28 I let her reservation in.
01:34:31 I let her reservation in.
01:34:35 You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:34:39 Focus on that.
01:34:41 Give your secretarial duties a time and take some time off.
01:34:45 Go to the hospital, okay?
01:34:47 What do you mean?
01:34:49 I mean...
01:34:53 You don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:34:56 You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:34:59 You really plan that much?
01:35:01 It's none of your business.
01:35:03 [Music]
01:35:13 Happy birthday to you, Valentino!
01:35:19 Wasn't it Kendall's grandpa?
01:35:21 Yay!
01:35:24 I'll go cut the cake.
01:35:27 I can celebrate my birthday with the both of you together this time.
01:35:32 Yeah.
01:35:34 If only by next year, we can add a little ugly jo--
01:35:38 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:35:41 Is she pregnant?
01:35:44 Lisa.
01:35:48 Doesn't feel good, does it?
01:36:01 Stop!
01:36:02 What?
01:36:03 You'll carry somebody else's child but won't even let me touch it.
01:36:06 The fuck is even that, huh?
01:36:08 I bet you'd never do this.
01:36:15 Grow the fuck up!
01:36:17 [Screaming]
01:36:31 [Screaming]
01:36:34 Oh, wow!
01:36:35 Wait a minute.
01:36:36 Look, everyone, it's your slutty secretary.
01:36:39 Did you know she actually tried to look the boss,
01:36:43 but now she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:36:48 Do you even know who the father is?
01:36:50 Okay.
01:36:53 [Screaming]
01:36:59 If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother.
01:37:03 Hey! How as far as me?
01:37:05 You're a fraud!
01:37:07 I didn't think I believed in you all this time.
01:37:10 You're ruining me!
01:37:14 Wait!
01:37:16 Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
01:37:17 What are you doing?
01:37:18 Are you okay?
01:37:19 I didn't!
01:37:20 Hold on to your mitts now!
01:37:21 I didn't! She's faking!
01:37:22 She fell by herself!
01:37:24 She's a lying bitch!
01:37:27 [Beeping]
01:37:34 She's suffering from a high fever and physical trauma.
01:37:38 It doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:37:41 Well, I guess we can have her more in the future.
01:37:47 But, doctor, can you just save them both?
01:37:51 I'll try my best.
01:37:55 I'll be right back.
01:37:57 Okay.
01:37:59 Boo!
01:38:09 What's wrong?
01:38:12 You know what to do.
01:38:19 [Sigh]
01:38:21 You know I'll...
01:38:27 [Sigh]
01:38:29 The patient is in a critical state. We need to operate now.
01:38:33 What's going on?
01:38:35 Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:38:37 She doesn't need one.
01:38:39 If you want to keep your job, you keep your mouth shut.
01:38:43 [Beeping]
01:38:54 Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:38:58 [Beeping]
01:39:06 What's happening?
01:39:08 Where am I?
01:39:10 You've had some complications. We need to operate on you.
01:39:13 No, this isn't right.
01:39:15 Who are you working for? Stop! No! No! No! Stop!
01:39:19 No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
01:39:23 I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant with my new Valentino child! No!
01:39:26 Lisa!
01:39:28 I'm joking. I am.
01:39:30 Hey, hey, hey.
01:39:32 You're okay.
01:39:33 Murder!
01:39:35 Jane, let's go.
01:39:37 Sit him down.
01:39:39 [Sigh]
01:39:41 So, tell me, doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:39:48 It was...
01:39:50 It was all Patricia Brown.
01:39:53 She blackmailed me.
01:39:55 Forced me to operate on Lisa's...
01:40:00 And...
01:40:02 And what?
01:40:04 And what?
01:40:08 And forge x-rays of her broken leg.
01:40:11 Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:40:15 So I switched her x-rays with someone else's.
01:40:19 I checked the database.
01:40:21 It looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's x-rays with Lisa Samson's.
01:40:26 So that means that Patricia has been lying to me this entire time.
01:40:32 Is that Lisa?
01:40:35 [Sneezes]
01:40:37 [Sneezes]
01:40:39 Where'd she go?
01:40:41 Patricia, stop.
01:40:43 You don't want to do this.
01:40:45 If you push me off, if you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:40:51 If you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:40:55 I don't think so.
01:40:57 I think it'll just look like a suicide and a shame for having a bastard baby.
01:41:01 I saved Iden, and he will believe me.
01:41:05 Why?
01:41:06 Because I have the necklace.
01:41:08 No! Give it to me!
01:41:11 You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.
01:41:14 You could have it back for my dead body.
01:41:17 That'll have to work.
01:41:19 No, Patricia, stop!
01:41:21 [Screaming]
01:41:25 Lisa...
01:41:29 This is all your fault!
01:41:31 I'm sorry, it's okay.
01:41:33 Lisa...
01:41:35 Lisa, please forgive me.
01:41:37 Hey.
01:41:51 Hey.
01:41:52 Patricia Brown, famous supermodel, is arrested for attempted murder.
01:41:58 Finally, justice is served!
01:42:00 Hey, Ryan.
01:42:05 Sis, did you see the news?
01:42:07 Patricia Brown was finally brought to prison for all her crimes.
01:42:10 Yeah, I saw.
01:42:11 Also, that ex-husband of yours, he's not coming over every day after work.
01:42:16 Why?
01:42:17 He asked me about you.
01:42:19 You know, your childhood, your dreams.
01:42:21 He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:42:24 And he also paid off all our debts.
01:42:27 [Music]
01:42:37 You know, this house was a gift.
01:42:39 I never even came in it all these years.
01:42:42 Now I can't even enter it, even if I wanted to.
01:42:47 [Music]
01:43:07 Let's go.
01:43:08 Oh, it's from Aiden.
01:43:13 For you and the baby.
01:43:17 Mormon charity gifts again?
01:43:19 As if we can't get those things ourselves.
01:43:21 I'm gonna go get 'em.
01:43:45 Mesa.
01:43:46 Mesa.
01:43:51 You know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:43:55 He had me doing chores all day just so I could get a couple more details about you.
01:43:59 And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:44:02 Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:44:04 No, I, um...
01:44:08 Mesa.
01:44:12 I was blind and dumb and a horrible husband to you.
01:44:17 And at all disappointing and hurtful that can be.
01:44:21 And I neglected you, and I'm sorry about that.
01:44:25 But I promise you, I will be better.
01:44:28 Will you please give me another chance?
01:44:34 What about the baby?
01:44:38 You said it was a bastard child.
01:44:41 I know, but...
01:44:42 Will you please come with me?
01:44:47 That's...
01:45:03 That's our dad's costume.
01:45:06 Yeah.
01:45:09 I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:45:12 But I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.
01:45:15 So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:45:17 And...
01:45:21 Next time you won't have to buy a ticket.
01:45:24 You'll be performing, and I'll be on the front row.
01:45:27 Did you steal these off my desk?
01:45:29 And, uh, about the baby.
01:45:33 Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:45:36 And I'll love her all the same.
01:45:38 You kiss me.
01:45:39 Sir! Wait, wait!
01:45:45 Jake, do you want to get fired? What are you doing?
01:45:47 Just listen.
01:45:48 That's the woman!
01:45:49 She gave me this phone before she left the resort!
01:45:53 Take it, sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
01:45:55 Or you had just retired from that job after that day and then went on a trip.
01:45:58 That's why it took so long to find her!
01:46:00 This is my old phone.
01:46:01 So you're the mysterious woman this whole time?
01:46:07 Oh my god, that means that I'm...
01:46:08 No.
01:46:09 The baby's...
01:46:12 Oh!
01:46:13 Well, what are you waiting for, punk?
01:46:17 Put a ring on it!
01:46:18 Before she runs away!
01:46:20 I never gave you...
01:46:29 The proposals that you deserved.
01:46:31 Let me try again.
01:46:34 Will you marry me?
01:46:37 Yes.
01:46:38 For real this time?
01:46:46 Yes.
01:46:49 Yes?
01:46:50 Yes!
01:46:51 Yes, I will marry you.
01:46:52 Again.
01:46:58 Please, stop.
01:46:59 Stop.
01:47:01 Stop.
01:47:03 Stop.
01:47:05 I'm so sorry.
01:47:07 I'm so sorry.
01:47:08 I'm so sorry.
01:47:09 I'm so sorry.
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