• 7 months ago
Bili na kayo
Transcript
00:00 I'm not gonna cry boss
00:02 look at this
00:04 look at this, he cut the sweet potato
00:06 he didn't even cook it
00:08 I didn't say it's a sweet potato, it's a banana
00:10 look at this, it's cracked because you chewed it raw
00:12 what is that boss?
00:14 I didn't say it's a banana
00:16 it's a banana
00:18 I said it's a banana
00:20 oh shit!
00:22 boss, I'm gonna drink some water
00:24 look at this
00:26 you didn't even read it
00:28 did you finish it already?
00:30 I didn't finish it yet
00:32 you're so bad boss, you just drank it
00:34 I didn't drink it, there's a glass here
00:36 I'm the one who's drinking
00:38 you're the one who's drinking
00:40 you're so bad
00:42 you're the one who's blaming me
00:44 you're so bad
00:46 why did you say it's a banana?
00:48 boss, I didn't mean it
00:50 I'm not gonna buy it anymore
00:52 just take it
00:54 count it
00:56 look at this, it's so hard
00:58 it's not cooked yet
01:00 just cook it already
01:02 it's just a short time
01:04 you're gonna expect me to cook it?
01:06 how many hours is that?
01:08 why do you want me to cook it?
01:10 you just left
01:12 it's a banana, a sweet potato
01:14 it's delicious
01:16 banana, sweet potato, and this
01:18 you're putting it in the...
01:20 sorry boss
01:22 why are you calling me a fag?
01:24 I don't know boss, you're a customer
01:26 I didn't tell you that I'm a customer
01:28 you're not buying
01:30 you're so bad
01:32 why are you insulting me?
01:34 wait
01:36 you're so bad
01:38 take it off
01:40 I'm the one who's doing it
01:42 I'm the one who's blaming you
01:44 you're the one who's blaming me
01:46 I'm not gonna blame you
01:48 I'll admit it to you
01:50 you're so bad
01:52 don't you have a bell?
01:54 why? are you looking for something?
01:56 I don't have that
01:58 you don't have that for ice cream?
02:00 I don't have that
02:02 I want to give it to you
02:04 why?
02:06 I'll call you a bell-ringer
02:08 you're the one who's ringing
02:10 take it off
02:12 you're selling it
02:14 I'll beat you with my banana
02:16 this is so bad
02:18 there you go
02:20 what are you doing?
02:22 take it off
02:24 you're not buying?
02:26 I'm not, shut up
02:28 you're so bad
02:30 you're really here
02:32 for a sale
02:34 you're not buying?
02:36 I'm not buying
02:38 then don't buy
02:40 why are you drinking?
02:42 I'm just drinking
02:44 I'm just going home
02:46 you're so bad
02:48 you're so bad
02:50 you're so bad
02:52 (laughing)