• 7 months ago
Bridgerton, Reba, Archer, Atlas and Jerry Seinfeld's Unfrosted. Plus Katt Williams, John Mulaney and the Roast of Tom Brady coming to you LIVE. Here's a sneak peek at what's coming to Netflix in May.

Timecodes:

Drama - 0:12

Action - 1:13

Comedy - 1:39

Nonfiction - 4:36

Kids & Family - 6:46

And More - 7:57
Transcript
00:00 Dearest gentle reader, we have been apart for far too long.
00:06 Are we not friends?
00:07 Friends.
00:08 What this author knows to be true is that diamonds are not the only gems that sparkle.
00:21 Mother, do you believe the best foundation for love is friendship?
00:24 It is rare.
00:26 What is the primary force that guides us along our paths?
00:31 Is it our minds or our hearts?
00:34 Yeah?
00:36 Hi there, are you Bridget Pierce?
00:38 You're the podcasters?
00:39 Yes, we are.
00:40 This is my podcast, I make the rules.
00:43 Whatever happened that night is still important to someone.
00:46 I came to Botkin expecting a simple cold case.
00:49 What if the cold case isn't cold?
00:52 Charlie Croker is the biggest hero of real estate in Atlanta.
00:56 The problem is, he's going bankrupt.
00:59 Jesus balls almighty.
01:01 Mr. Croker, party's over.
01:04 When people try to take you down, it's a gift.
01:06 I'm chopping all you put together.
01:08 Nothing can kill me.
01:10 Mayday, we are under attack.
01:16 What do I do?
01:19 Strap in!
01:21 Oh my god!
01:22 Atlas, my primary protocol is to keep you alive.
01:26 This is what it feels like to be you.
01:28 This is what it feels like to be us.
01:30 It's beautiful.
01:32 Okay, let's do this.
01:34 No!
01:37 Major news from the breakfast world.
01:43 The Post Cereal Company has invented a shelf-stable breakfast product.
01:46 They did it!
01:47 I'm about to buy my own crush.
01:49 A big red K that never stops glaring at me!
01:52 Whoever gets to the shelves first is gonna win this thing.
01:55 We're about to have some very powerful people very upset.
01:59 This is the cereal company?
02:01 Why does my husband explode?
02:03 Geek.
02:04 Noun.
02:05 A socially inept or unfashionable person.
02:08 My name is Harriet Mannis, and I am a geek.
02:11 Our client is seeking a raw talent.
02:14 Huh, redhead.
02:16 This is a story for anyone who's ever wanted to fit in.
02:19 Whoever it is, you're a very good mother.
02:21 Sometimes to change your life, you have to stand out.
02:24 My daughter has to fall for the son of the guy who ripped my heart out.
02:28 Lana?
02:29 Hello!
02:30 Can someone please explain what's going on?
02:32 Once upon a time, your father and Emma's mother dated in college.
02:36 Wait, what?
02:37 You have to play it cool. Let him see what he's missed.
02:40 Will?
02:41 But don't let him know you care.
02:42 Whoa!
02:43 The reporter is coming to write a puff piece about our new women's initiative,
02:47 which is we're bringing women here to make them feel comfortable.
02:51 I can make women comfortable.
02:52 Okay.
02:53 Easily.
02:54 So, hi, sir.
02:55 'Sup? You look good. Let's get you some lobsters and shrimp.
02:58 Do not talk to the reporter.
02:59 It's gonna be a good day.
03:01 Wait! We need a cool name for the mission.
03:04 Okay, what's cool?
03:05 Operation Zack Morris Cigarette?
03:07 Operation Glow in the Dark Braces?
03:08 Operation Candle Pin with Bella Jet?
03:10 Operation Midnight Bedtime?
03:11 Operation Dad Says I Love You at WrestleMania?
03:13 Operation Dodgeball Kit?
03:14 Operation Mortal Kombat Pizza Party?
03:18 Give it up for Cat Williams!
03:24 This is the truth right here.
03:26 That's gonna be some shit.
03:29 The Roast of Tom Brady, live on Netflix.
03:33 No helmets, no mercy, no Brady rule.
03:36 No problem.
03:40 We're coming for you, Brady boy!
03:42 I'm unroastable.
03:43 Let's go!
03:44 Coming to Netflix this May.
03:46 Everybody.
03:47 Everyone.
03:48 Everybody can.
03:49 John Mulaney presents Everybody's in L.A.
03:52 Six live installments of the program.
03:53 We're John Mulaney.
03:54 Mulaney!
03:55 John Mulaney.
03:56 Explores the city of Los Angeles.
03:58 With his comedian friends.
03:59 We'll have music.
04:00 We'll have one of those delivery cart robots, fingers crossed.
04:03 Streaming live on Netflix.
04:04 Around the world.
04:05 With no delay.
04:07 My mom is, like, aggressively liberal.
04:09 She would have preferred if I married, like, a genderless Kenyan composter.
04:14 Like, she was praying one of us was gay.
04:16 She was just sitting in the kitchen waiting, like,
04:18 "There's cocoa if anyone feels gay and wants to talk about it."
04:37 Influencer Miranda Derrick went viral after her family claimed she was part of a dance call called 7M.
04:42 7M, an entertainment company founded by Robert Shin, who's also the pastor of L.A.-based Shekinah Church.
04:48 We're not allowed to contact her.
04:50 At first it was just, "Let's get Miranda out of this," and now it's turned into, "Wow, all of these dancers are involved in this."
04:58 We just want Miranda back.
05:00 I was, like, I couldn't believe what I was reading, man.
05:04 I felt a sudden sense of doom and that my life was over.
05:09 We're about to sit down and eat, and so I make the decision.
05:12 I have to tell Mia before she reads this for herself, before she finds out, "How the heck am I going to tell her this?"
05:16 You need to disperse immediately or you will be subject to arrest.
05:22 In the United States, police power is essentially unregulated.
05:26 Like many institutions, there's a sense of, "This is how we've always done it, and so this is how it's supposed to work."
05:31 The problem is, is we never can figure out who polices the police.
05:35 We are three former Special Operations soldiers on a mission to go deep inside the most elite and secretive fighting forces in the world.
05:46 These are the toughest forces on Earth.
05:51 Good to go.
05:52 I'm Daniel Daggers. I've sold over five billion pounds worth of property to the rich and famous.
05:58 Now I founded DDRE Global, which is my own business, to revolutionize the industry.
06:03 My reputation and all my money is on the line.
06:07 This industry is Tinkerstwim, right?
06:10 She has not developed the experience that she should have at this stage in the game.
06:14 He has never sold anything since being licensed.
06:16 He's never sold a house.
06:17 No.
06:18 I heard some rumors that he's starting.
06:19 Rumors about what, Dawson?
06:20 Don't play stupid.
06:21 You lied.
06:23 I don't lie.
06:24 We got a problem. We got a big problem.
06:27 Getting a glimpse into the den and seeing these tiny cubs, I really began to understand how vulnerable they are.
06:35 I had no idea where this story was going to go, but I knew by following this family, I would open a window into a leopard's world that nobody has ever seen.
06:44 Woohoo!
06:52 Oh my god!
06:54 Look, there's a unicorn!
06:55 Sign with me and I could turn you into a star!
06:59 Why are you pretending to be someone else?
07:01 I'm finally special.
07:02 You were special before all this, Thelma.
07:04 We're just getting started.
07:06 Princesses, your coronation is the day after tomorrow.
07:10 What will you do first?
07:11 Easy!
07:12 We'll set sail to explore all the new fruit dens to be found.
07:15 That's harder than waiting for paint to dry, which is really, really hard.
07:19 Take that despair and leave it there, Rita.
07:22 There has to be a way we can help.
07:23 Let's go, princesses!
07:25 There he is!
07:29 Ben? What are you doing here?
07:30 Try not to freak out. Someone is hunting us.
07:33 But why?
07:34 I don't know for sure, but we need to warn the others before it's too late.
07:39 Run!
07:41 [Tires screeching]
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