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00:00 [inaudible]
00:17 Yeah, they said everything's bigger in Texas, but this motherfucker is small, guys.
00:22 The Naval Academy grad, right? Which means that they--
00:25 So he does it all right and calls himself a seaman. Got it. Okay.
00:30 Naval Academy grad, not a snot-dive artist. This fuck is going somewhere down tomorrow.
00:34 If you fell on your face, is your nose hitting the ground first of your day? That motherfucker huge.
00:39 I don't give a fuck what you have to say.
00:41 I'm fucking disappointed.
00:42 Why are you disappointed? Look at me.
00:44 I don't want to see who you are.
00:45 Yeah, yeah.
00:46 I don't want to push you away.
00:47 Don't you fucking push me, you fat fuck.
00:49 You want to be professional?
00:51 Yeah, I do want to fucking try.
00:52 Yeah, I do want to fucking try.
00:54 [inaudible]
00:57 Look, I'm a grad already, you fat fuck.
00:59 You're a grad already. You want to touch me?
01:01 You want to touch me and not be professional?
01:03 I'm going to fucking kill you, bro.
01:05 There's still one thing.
01:06 Tomorrow, if you get to the second round, you're going to be fucking dead.
01:10 Do you hear me? Do you fucking hear me?
01:13 I give a shit about you. You're old as fuck.
01:15 Watch.
01:16 I'm old, right? I'm old, right?
01:19 I'm old, right?
01:24 Enough.
01:26 You're going to need the whole fucking building for me.
01:28 The whole building.
01:30 I'm going to fuck you up, son.
01:32 Enjoy the fights. We'll see you tomorrow.
01:34 See you, fucking ass.
01:35 Fucking hello, son. Good luck tomorrow, brother.
01:37 That's it.
01:39 I look like the bad guy, but he put his hands up.
01:42 All right, no problem.
01:44 Yep, yep.
01:47 [MUSIC]
01:52 Oso Blanco is still fighting tomorrow?
01:54 Oso Blanco is going to fight tomorrow.
01:56 From what I understand, he was not kicked out.
01:58 Keep in mind, he has a professional wrestling background,
02:01 so that's the type of shit he does.
02:03 He said, "You know what? I'm going to play the fucking heel,"
02:05 and he played it like a fiddle, I think,
02:07 so I'm hoping that they allow him to fight tomorrow.
02:09 His opponent seems even more motivated to go in there and kick his ass.
02:12 Like, the jitters are away.
02:14 He's already seen what the guy can provide,
02:16 and now it looks like this guy is ready to go in there and kick some ass.
02:19 I think it's going to be one of the better main events that we've ever had.
02:21 Make sure you guys tune in.
02:23 [MUSIC]
02:28 Come on. Just let me know, and I'll come over.
02:32 Is it a good album?
02:33 I saw some people say it was MIT.
02:35 MIT?
02:36 MIT. Dante. Dante.
02:40 [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
02:44 It's Caleb.
02:46 He gave me whatever he had.
02:48 So, it's 1,000.
02:50 It's a max.
02:51 And if it goes 200x, it'll be 200,000.
02:53 Yeah, but it's 200x.
02:55 It also blows up a lot of times, like right when.
03:00 One just went to 450.
03:02 X?
03:03 Yeah.
03:04 What?
03:05 Like the last one we were on.
03:06 It's so hard because, like, you just--it's built to kill guys like us.
03:11 Like I just--the last hand, I was like, "I'm going to go to three and then get out."
03:15 I thought three, yeah.
03:17 And it went to three, and I was like, "I'm going to four."
03:20 It went to four, and then it went to five.
03:23 You're still going?
03:24 Six. I bailed at six.
03:26 You did six, right?
03:27 I did 500, of course.
03:29 Still going, though.
03:31 Where's it at?
03:32 To 10.
03:33 Damn it.
03:37 To 15.
03:40 Fuck!
03:41 I would have been on that until the death.
03:44 Wow.
03:45 This is going to go--there we go.
03:48 25.
03:50 I'll go one.
03:52 Five.
03:53 Come on, team.
03:56 [laughter]
04:02 It's funny to laugh, but it's not funny.
04:09 So as green, that means they bailed?
04:11 Yeah.
04:12 Some people are bailing, like, instant.
04:14 I think that's what people do is they just bail, like, so fast, they just kind of chip away.
04:22 [unintelligible]
04:27 I'm down probably 10 grand.
04:30 I bailed.
04:34 You going?
04:35 Yeah, I'm still in.
04:38 Come on, dude.
04:40 Come on, dude.
04:43 Oh, boy.
04:46 I got to bail 10.
04:48 Get there.
04:49 Bail.
04:50 Bail.
04:51 Yes.
04:52 I don't hate bailing, though.
04:54 I hate bailing.
04:55 You just won back everything you won.
04:57 Yeah, but you got to win on these.
04:59 You got to win on these.
05:01 Oh, that's not that bad.
05:02 Yeah.
05:03 If it went to, like, 100, I would have been pretty good.
05:06 Now I have to stay.
05:08 Now I have to stay.
05:10 That's bullshit.
05:11 Now I have to stay.
05:13 I don't know if I can ever play this again if this goes to 10.
05:18 I'm staying.
05:20 I'm staying.
05:25 I'm staying.
05:28 Oh, fuck.
05:30 You didn't get out?
05:31 No.
05:32 I thought because you bailed it would go to 100.
05:36 That was an unintentional bail.
05:40 Get out.
05:41 15.
05:42 Get out.
05:44 Oh, my God.
05:45 You're crazy.
05:46 Oh, I pressed it.
05:47 Did it get out?
05:48 No.
05:49 I do that every time.
05:50 I do that every time.
05:52 When it blows up, you press it right at the same time.
05:55 It was like, oh, shit.
05:57 Motherfucker.
05:58 I think execution's the most.
06:00 It's funny, but not.
06:01 Oh, right, exactly.
06:03 Like, it happens so fast.
06:07 All right, I'm going to start maybe chipping away.
06:09 Stoolie was like, I want to fit you with a custom suit.
06:13 So he made this and sent those.
06:15 You sent the shoes with this?
06:16 Yeah.
06:18 How much for the shoes?
06:20 I have no idea.
06:21 It's all on the arm.
06:23 Oh, really?
06:24 Yeah.
06:25 Well, I didn't ask for a suit.
06:26 He was just like, hey, I want to make you one.
06:28 I'm like, oh, great.
06:29 Yeah, that's cool.
06:30 [chanting]
06:32 You've got to go that way.
06:34 [cheering]
06:36 [chanting]
06:43 I need the anthem words.
06:45 The anthem words.
06:47 [chanting]
06:54 All right, so we're live.
06:56 Boots on the ground in the Clarksburg Armory in West Virginia.
07:00 Dave and Dan.
07:01 Robbie's somewhere else.
07:03 Robbie's at a wedding, so I'm going to be sitting in for him today.
07:05 Dave just met the mayor of Clarksburg, who is also the chief concierge at the local golf course.
07:11 Everybody's been very receptive.
07:12 Crowd is great.
07:13 We got 22 fights.
07:15 I have no idea what the fuck to expect.
07:17 Let's get it on.
07:18 I think we're going to have a wild night.
07:21 I think it's going to be a wild night.
07:23 [chanting]
07:30 [chanting]
07:38 Are you ready to get ready?
07:43 Let's get rough and gritty!
07:48 [cheering]
07:50 [music playing]
07:54 [cheering]
08:00 [music playing]
08:03 [cheering]
08:08 [music playing]
08:13 [cheering]
08:17 Oh, yeah!
08:20 [music playing]
08:45 We're in the star room.
08:46 We're looking for Bosco.
08:47 They told us there's a star room for all the talent.
08:49 I thought he'd be in here.
08:51 You know, that's the star of the show.
08:54 Do you recognize it?
08:55 Oates wore the same one in the Elite Eight.
08:59 Pre-game.
09:01 FD, PD, hockey game.
09:03 I love the PD here.
09:04 You know, they're on a six-game losing streak, but there's some inside info that they had the whole week off just to train.
09:10 So as long as they can get through the first five minutes, 0-0, PD's got a shot.
09:15 Frank, pretty good looking.
09:17 I think the NYPD is due.
09:21 So we're going to wait.
09:23 I bought two shirts, one of them short sleeve.
09:25 I look like a fucking school kid.
09:28 This one works.
09:30 What kind of idiot buys this?
09:31 Last time I wore a short sleeve shirt was fucking--
09:33 He's like the Book of Mormon.
09:35 Eighth grade, yeah.
09:36 This was after April.
09:38 What do they call it?
09:41 That's being donated.
09:42 What do they call it?
09:44 Who's here tomorrow?
09:45 Harry Styles?
09:46 He's going to wear it in concert if he wants.
09:48 You need to walk in here your WWE wrestler uniform.
09:51 Show me what you do in those wrestling shoes.
09:59 You going to kick some ass today?
10:01 How's it going?
10:02 How are you?
10:03 You just crushed my hand with that hand shake.
10:04 Sorry, no questions.
10:05 How's it going, guys?
10:06 Feel great.
10:07 Ready to go.
10:08 Ready to get the win?
10:09 Ready to get the win.
10:10 It's been a long time.
10:11 How many years?
10:14 716 is the last time.
10:16 Very long time.
10:17 Good luck.
10:18 Seriously, kick ass.
10:19 Thank you, I appreciate it.
10:20 Thank you.
10:21 Have fun.
10:22 You walked with us for Walk 200.
10:25 Frank, what's today, 206?
10:27 Yeah.
10:28 In the bowels of the arena.
10:31 Is this a jersey debut for you?
10:33 Yes, it is.
10:34 I got this from Royal Retros.
10:37 Where would you put it in your jersey rankings?
10:39 I think it's a top notch jersey.
10:41 A lot of people don't know who the New York Americans are.
10:44 They were the first NHL team to play in New York City.
10:50 They were chased out of business by the Rangers.
10:53 The Rangers brought the guard in and basically fucked with them for 15 years before they put them out of business.
11:00 Look at this jersey.
11:01 This is a beautiful jersey.
11:03 This is for us to keep.
11:05 Any copies?
11:06 Jason and Jason Crowe.
11:08 Thank you.
11:11 These are the lines.
11:13 Look at that, Frankie.
11:15 Frankie can break down the lines.
11:17 I tried.
11:18 How are you feeling?
11:19 A lot better than last year.
11:22 Last year, the first one we put on, I was super, super nervous.
11:25 I was having a panic attack before the game.
11:27 But I feel great this year.
11:28 We have a cast of characters here, so it should be a good one.
11:31 I think the police win, too.
11:32 It's the police year.
11:33 I was on the police last year.
11:34 I got booed out of the fire locker room.
11:36 I'm on the police.
11:38 Feeling good, man.
11:39 Getting ready to watch a game.
11:40 A little analysis in between periods.
11:42 Just looking forward to a festive time.
11:44 Always a good time here at FDNY.
11:46 NYPD, cheers to the boys.
11:48 If you can't bet a parlay, a three-leg parlay, two or an NBA game, like a week before the Masters,
11:56 the third leg was Sheffler.
11:58 So those both won, and then he had Sheffler 18-1.
12:01 Five grand, he won 85.
12:03 [Indistinct chatter]
12:06 I took Scottie Sheffler and the Celtics parlay.
12:09 100 grand, he won 1.5 million.
12:12 Sheffler was in 10th when I bet it.
12:14 He's now, I think, in first alone.
12:18 He's also on fire.
12:21 Celtics to win it all.
12:22 Yeah, it was Sheffler to win.
12:24 He's on fire right now.
12:25 He's 500 from now.
12:26 I know what he is.
12:27 [Laughter]
12:30 I mean, that's a way for you to get the Celtics to the plus 40.
12:33 Yes, yeah, yeah.
12:35 You're on fire.
12:36 I mean, you got the oil.
12:37 I couldn't believe you took that.
12:39 You said you were just taking ices.
12:41 I don't want to root against Bruins, so I didn't want to use the coffee stand.
12:45 Now you've got late nights coming up.
12:47 Are you ready to do it for the pregame?
12:49 Sure.
12:50 All right, let's do it.
12:51 He'll be freezing down in between the benches.
12:54 It's going to be Colby and Jake in the booth, but he'll be in between the benches.
12:58 It could be funny if you came down for a period.
13:00 All right.
13:01 Yeah, whatever.
13:02 I'll do whatever.
13:03 I'll get you a sweatshirt.
13:04 Yeah, I'm not worried.
13:05 [Laughter]
13:08 I was told yesterday, but it was lucky.
13:10 I guess I could have worn my running out of your suit.
13:12 [Laughter]
13:14 Do you want me to go get one?
13:15 Do you feel more comfortable?
13:16 No, I don't care.
13:17 I mean, it's cold.
13:18 I'll get a sweatshirt.
13:20 I've been hockey wearing this for like a month.
13:22 I know, it's really cold.
13:23 [Laughter]
13:25 It'll warm up once everyone gets in there too.
13:27 Yeah.
13:28 What is the deal with the logo?
13:30 Like, there's two separate parts of it?
13:33 Yeah, we had to do like our own logo for some reason.
13:36 I forget the--it was like legalities or something.
13:39 And then we also sold jerseys with it too.
13:41 Yeah, I saw that.
13:42 It was not this cold last year either.
13:44 It's freezing.
13:45 The team shut down since Ice got--
13:47 That's true.
13:48 Ice got killed.
13:49 Ice and it killed the team.
13:51 Everybody's dead.
13:53 Everyone's dead.
13:55 [Music]
14:01 So, new Knicks playoff hat just dropped.
14:02 Shout out, 47.
14:03 Now, normally I look bad in hats.
14:05 More like that.
14:06 A little--no, like half on like that.
14:09 Oh my God.
14:11 That's so bad.
14:12 [Laughter]
14:13 I thought that was going to be an "Oh my God, so hot."
14:14 What if I go backwards?
14:16 I don't get why you should put it all the way down on your head.
14:18 Because I look unfuckable when I put it all the way down.
14:21 Like, don't I look really bad?
14:22 I don't want to put it back down anymore.
14:25 That looks fine.
14:26 This must look awful.
14:27 No, that looks normal.
14:29 It does look awkward because you don't normally wear hats,
14:31 but it doesn't look bad when you--
14:34 I was just trying to wear it like Hawkeye.
14:37 What's up?
14:38 I'm just wearing--
14:39 I'm just fine.
14:40 I'm just wearing a hat.
14:41 It's fine.
14:42 Like, what's on the side of it?
14:43 New York City living or live from New York.
14:45 What's it say?
14:46 It's a cool hat.
14:47 Shout out, 47 hat.
14:48 Like, if I had any hat wearing ability,
14:52 I would wear this hat all the time.
14:54 I'm saying it's fine, but you're making everybody say that it's not.
14:58 Well, that's because they're not used to me wearing a hat.
14:59 You're making such a big deal out of it.
15:01 It's just a hat.
15:02 This is a unique hat.
15:03 Your head is tiny in this hat.
15:05 It's like, "Oh, is it Monday?
15:07 Next time.
15:08 Is it Tuesday?
15:10 Rags time."
15:11 It's like every fucking night of my life,
15:14 it's fucking playoff fucking sports.
15:16 It's like a playoff atmosphere, too.
15:18 I love my Knicks.
15:21 That's so bad.
15:23 He does what a train can do.
15:25 God, family, New York Knicks basketball.
15:34 I'm coming tonight, but, like, if we go to--
15:36 like, I got to get out of there.
15:37 We're going to pack for the Knicks game.
15:39 [Indistinct chatter]
15:52 I'm not going to get in your ass.
15:53 I'll pick Central.
15:56 Go ahead, Meek.
15:58 Go ahead.
15:59 What?
16:00 Like you could Clemmer yesterday?
16:02 I'm not playing Clemmer.
16:03 I actually show up in the first few games.
16:05 I don't wait until game seven.
16:06 I'll be one.
16:09 Don't throw shots at me.
16:11 That was good.
16:12 Meek's having a big sit-in for today.
16:13 Big sit-in for today.
16:14 Don't throw shots at me.
16:15 I don't know what you're talking about.
16:18 We got Knicks fever.
16:20 We got the Knicks fever, baby.
16:22 Congratulations.
16:24 Like you said, he's going to be in your ass.
16:26 Throwing picks at Central.
16:27 It threw more of a shot at you than--
16:29 I know, for no reason.
16:30 I did nothing wrong.
16:32 It's so bad for you.
16:34 The amount of shit I've taken on my behalf because of this
16:38 Philadelphia Six, I mean, you've seen over the past decade
16:40 here at Morriston, amounts to nothing that you could
16:43 possibly give me.
16:44 So, go ahead.
16:45 I like Smitty so much, so I don't get the satisfaction that
16:48 I do saying it to Smitty as I do to like basically every other
16:51 Sixes fan on planet Earth.
16:53 What are you hearing?
16:54 Smitty is like realistic.
16:55 He knows that.
16:56 Smitty was actually pretty realistic yesterday.
16:58 He was like, hey, here's what's going on.
17:00 He wasn't pumping his chest.
17:02 Smitty doesn't give me the same satisfaction as it does.
17:05 Sixers fans as a whole and just Philly fans can be the worst.
17:10 So, any time I beat them, I love to beat them.
17:12 But a Sixers fan is more of a group.
17:14 Yeah.
17:15 I mean, like Eagles, Elven, like every team.
17:17 But it's also against this maturity.
17:19 Like five, ten years ago, yeah, I'm going ape shit like
17:23 Max was last year.
17:24 But now it's the--
17:26 Well, you know this.
17:27 I'm the mean with the guy on the gallows.
17:30 Turn over a mean--
17:32 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
17:35 Oh, the boy.
17:36 Oh, you're a Celtic fan.
17:37 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
17:39 What?
17:40 We fucked up the dabble.
17:42 Yeah, that fucking free throw merchant couldn't get it done last night.
17:45 Yeah, talked up, dawg.
17:47 All right.
17:48 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
17:51 I think it's Max in Chicago.
17:52 So I got to let all that on here.
17:54 But it's just maturity.
17:56 Like I was Max at one point.
17:58 But now I'm the guy on the gallows with a rope around his neck,
18:01 looking at Max saying, first time?
18:03 [LAUGHTER]
18:06 That's just what it is.
18:08 I was going to think someone--
18:10 You can't do anything to me worse than the Trista Crick stream
18:17 where she screamed in my face when Ben Simmons killed the franchise.
18:20 [APPLAUSE]
18:23 [SCREAMING]
18:25 That was arguably the worst moment in all of sports.
18:30 You must wake up in a cold sweat.
18:32 Sometimes you just hear those screeches.
18:34 During the worst moment of the buildup of the process,
18:38 the end and everything.
18:39 And then Ben Simmons' career--
18:40 That was where the process was officially like, oh my--
18:43 Why are you just looking at the fucking ball?
18:46 Why?
18:47 Shut up, Meek.
18:48 No, you don't--
18:49 Shut up.
18:50 No, Joel Embiid could have gotten more than one rebound.
18:52 No, I'm going to ask.
18:53 They can't fucking move.
18:54 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:55 He had a leg.
18:56 He played 30 hours.
18:57 In effective minutes.
18:59 In effective minutes, he scored 35 points.
19:01 He lost.
19:02 There were only three points better than him on the court.
19:04 He couldn't fucking walk.
19:07 You're just yelling for no reason, Meek.
19:09 You're yelling at--
19:10 No, the guy's been a loser his entire fucking career.
19:13 You're going to lose him your entire life, Meek.
19:15 Can you root for the Mets and the Knicks?
19:17 Hey.
19:18 Loser troll.
19:19 You're a loser, too.
19:20 I have two trolls.
19:21 I know I'm a loser.
19:22 I know I'm a Philly fan.
19:23 We're fucking victory-less since basically 1983
19:27 besides the Super Bowl and the World Series.
19:30 Yes, yes, you're a loser.
19:31 We get it.
19:32 OK, so why are you fucking yelling?
19:34 Because I want to.
19:35 I told you I'm not clever.
19:37 From games one to seven, I'm in your fucking ass.
19:41 [LAUGHTER]
19:43 Let's show them what the game seven can really fucking do.
19:46 Like this guy here.
19:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:48 Thank you.
19:49 Thank you.
19:50 Push it that way.
19:51 Push it that way.
19:52 You dial back the game seven shit.
19:53 Because you guys play us.
19:54 I'm not a new employee anymore.
19:55 I'll be right on your ass.
19:57 So you dial back the game seven shit.
20:00 Have your fun now with this broken franchise, this broken man.
20:04 But I'm not broken.
20:05 I mean, last night, that last 28 seconds makes 28 years of being a Knicks fan worth it.
20:13 That's the reason you go through the Stefan Marbury thing.
20:16 What was your last Knicks favorite moment?
20:20 [LAUGHTER]
20:23 It's been so shitty for so long.
20:25 But I mean, the Hawk series a few years ago was great.
20:31 We lost.
20:32 But just that bing bong, the start of bing bong.
20:35 Lynn Sanity?
20:36 Lynn Sanity was good.
20:38 Lynn Sanity was good for sure.
20:40 Mellows, I'm coming home.
20:42 I'm coming home.
20:44 February 23, 2011, I want to say.
20:47 Maybe 2011.
20:49 We just put up a sign in our locker room that says, "No quit, all grit, close knit."
20:56 And that's what Tom Thibodeau represents.
20:58 [LAUGHTER]
21:01 Look, I'm sorry we can't all have Pervert Joel Embiid getting massaged on the sideline for 25 minutes.
21:06 Pervert Joel Embiid?
21:08 You haven't talked about the Knicks one time in your 10 years here.
21:11 And all of a sudden you're describing what John Starr's sack tastes like.
21:13 I've always loved the New York Knicks.
21:15 You don't just get that shirt out on a piece of paper.
21:17 What's a guy who's a fake Knicks fan, what do you have, this shirt?
21:20 [LAUGHTER]
21:22 Stu Miners.
21:23 Yeah, there you go.
21:25 Cocaine, banging his wife in the pool area.
21:29 Yeah, this is-- when we were talking about the end of last week, I mean, this is what you expect from Stu.
21:34 This is like Stu being Stu.
21:36 From the time I was in 11th grade, when I took my wife to the prom,
21:43 everything I touched turned to gold.
21:46 I want to thank my wife for being there with me all the days, even up until now.
21:53 I'm looking to throw a party, snort coke for the next three days,
21:57 snorting down the pot, fucking the backyard.
22:01 When you blow me in the black bathroom, honey,
22:03 which is the bathroom way out of the house,
22:05 they used to have snort coke and have sex in.
22:08 That's how I live.
22:09 It's pretty tough to get someone these days to watch something for 17 whole minutes.
22:14 Every second of that was worth it.
22:17 It was beautiful. It was perfect Stu.
22:19 He honored his dad, Howie, in the best way possible.
22:23 During that, you're going to cry, you're going to laugh, you're going to smile.
22:25 I thought it was fucking awesome. Stu crushed that.
22:29 It was great, man.
22:30 Anytime you can seamlessly transition from saying how wonderful of a man your father was
22:38 directly into how much you love eating your wife's ass during a eulogy at a synagogue,
22:43 you gotta do it.
22:44 I hope he eulogizes me when I die in a couple of years.
22:48 Stu, you have my blessing to talk about railing coke off your wife's titties
22:52 while you talk about how wonderful and missed I am.
22:56 I would obviously say I'm not surprised that Stu gave probably the greatest eulogy of all time.
23:01 He probably left like 80% of it out, even though it was I think 14 minutes.
23:06 I'm sure he had an hour and 40 minutes of material.
23:10 And Stu is just the greatest son ever.
23:12 The way he took care of Howie this last year, as I've known Stu,
23:16 always bringing him home and hanging out with the boys, he's just the best.
23:20 I mean, that was 100% Stu. It was Stu in every way.
23:25 I mean, that's just a window into Stu.
23:30 Everything he did, everything he said, that's what you get when you hang with Stu.
23:34 It's everything you saw in that eulogy.
23:38 And it just culminates all the hard work he's done over the last couple of years
23:44 trying to make his father's last days comfortable.
23:49 One other thing I'd say is the thing of the craziest stuff Stu said in the eulogy,
23:53 Howie would say stuff 10 times crazier any time he came home from the nursing home.
23:59 He'd be like, "Jinx, these two nurses gave me the fucking craziest sponge bath.
24:03 You'll never believe it." And you're like, "This is Stu's dad."
24:06 And it is. Che, any idea?
24:08 I think they're going to go Malik Neighbors here.
24:10 Right. They have just gone Malik Neighbors from LSU. Boom!
24:14 So the--
24:16 Hell yeah.
24:17 Chug it.
24:18 Chug it, John.
24:19 Chug it.
24:20 There you go, babe.
24:21 Go.
24:22 Yes, sir.
24:23 That was a good one.
24:24 That was easy.
24:25 Classic.
24:26 Classic hog move.
24:27 That's the Winters, baby.
24:28 Good player.
24:29 He's a good player.
24:30 Playmaker.
24:31 Good player.
24:32 Haven't had one in a decade.
24:33 Playmaker.
24:34 Playmaker.
24:35 Stuv.
24:36 I would have liked a winning quarterback like JJ McCarthy.
24:39 He'll probably go wherever he goes, but you'd be happy with one that's good at football.
24:43 But you think JJ's going to be good?
24:45 Yeah. I think he'll be great.
24:47 I think you're wrong.
24:48 I don't want a JJ. I want a winning quarterback.
24:50 So you love a guy that just hands the ball off a hundred times a season?
24:53 Yeah, I like a guy that wins.
24:55 But do you realize that--
24:56 A guy that wins, stays on the field, pretty good quarterback.
24:58 But you realize that if they had a lot of other quarterbacks, they just still would have won.
25:01 I would have liked a guy that won games.
25:03 So you like Trent Dilper?
25:04 Yeah.
25:07 You can't beat him because he's a troll. He'll just say anything.
25:09 I would have liked JJ McCarthy, that's all.
25:10 But we have a wide receiver that's pretty good.
25:13 Four of them.
25:14 Best quarterback in the draft.
25:15 I feel the same way I did about Saquon in 2018.
25:17 We got a good skill player, we just don't have a good offense.
25:19 The best thing you can say about him is that he just won with the best defense and the best offense.
25:22 I look forward to who our coaching GM is in January when Brian D'Abel and Joe Shane get fired
25:26 because Daniel and Joe just can't run offense anymore and we have to find a new coaching GM.
25:30 Okay, we'll see you in January.
25:32 I'm like, no they're not.
25:34 He's like, I know, I know.
25:36 I've been saying, how many times have I said Daniel Jones is bad?
25:41 Like, I don't know what you like.
25:43 We're going into year six of a guy that we don't know is good or not.
25:46 We have no choice.
25:48 Exactly. We don't have a choice.
25:49 We had a choice.
25:50 A quarterback was right fucking there.
25:51 No, yeah, one that's not good.
25:53 Dummy.
25:54 He kicked your ass in college.
25:55 No, no, no, he didn't kick my ass.
25:57 Yes, he did.
25:58 He handed the ball off.
25:59 He kicked your ass.
26:00 What college did you go to?
26:01 What do you mean he kicked my ass?
26:02 He was going to fucking kill me.
26:03 Yeah, so everyone, so you're, um, there's no herd stopping you.
26:07 Okay, he kicked your ass.
26:08 Oh, he's just flinched, too, you pussy.
26:10 Blake Nabors is a phenomenal pimp.
26:17 I mean, Blake doesn't use his own Blake Nabors.
26:20 Like, watch college football.
26:23 Blake Nabors is unbelievable.
26:25 I'm hearing some scandalous things with the number eight pick.
26:29 How can a pick be scandalous?
26:31 Well, say what you have.
26:32 I'm hearing they might be taking Michael Penix.
26:35 Oh, there you go.
26:36 Quarterback.
26:37 Oh, my God.
26:39 What?
26:40 Why would they do that?
26:41 Why would they do that?
26:42 That would be awesome.
26:44 That would be wild.
26:47 Especially taking, like, the old quarterback to six.
26:49 Like, JJ sitting is like 20, 20 yards.
26:52 Look, and you can get Penix at 20 yards.
26:56 No way.
26:58 He could be getting duped as well.
27:00 He definitely could be getting duped.
27:02 I said that every year.
27:03 I love you.
27:04 I can see Ducat planning, like, somebody who he trusts as the duper.
27:08 Like, that would go to, like, next level.
27:11 He did it last year.
27:12 He did it the year before.
27:13 What do you think about that, Michael Penix?
27:15 That's got to be a bit.
27:16 He's doing a bit, right?
27:17 Is he doing a bit?
27:18 He certainly does.
27:19 Shane doesn't really do bits like that.
27:20 That's got to be a bit.
27:21 Or y'all gave him bad information on purpose.
27:24 Wow.
27:25 [Laughter]
27:26 That's crazy.
27:27 That's crazy.
27:28 They're the dumbest franchise ever.
27:29 That's crazy.
27:31 That is insane.
27:34 Look at that.
27:35 JJ's even the fourth quarterback taken.
27:38 Wow.
27:39 [Inaudible]
27:44 They just gave him a 100 million guarantee.
27:47 Maybe it's all fucked up.
27:48 They were walking up to him.
27:50 Big T, final word.
27:53 I don't know.
27:54 Big T, that's tough.
27:56 I did not see that coming.
27:57 Be honest with him.
27:58 I did not see that coming.
27:59 Do you like him?
28:00 Well, he's like my age, and he has had, like, three season-ending injuries.
28:05 He's going to be sitting for his entire rookie contract.
28:08 This is a weird situation.
28:10 So weird.
28:11 So bizarre.
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