• 8 months ago
A cat with cute paws and vicious claws, Gori, with his friendly hoverboard F.R.A.N.K, and the perpetually sad AI, CH1P, are the only thing standing between what’s left of society and the Adorable Army – a horde of insane, blood-thirsty unicorns and toys set on total world destruction in Gori: Cuddly Carnage. Unleashed accidentally by the hapless Professor Y, this collection of former toys turned tyrants now roam the Earth under the leadership of Pinky, the diseased dictator at the head of the Ultra Pets.
Transcript
00:00 In the beginning, there were cats.
00:07 Innocent little animals, loved by all.
00:12 But I guess shit changes.
00:16 On August 29th, 2024.
00:21 Good vs. Bad.
00:26 Cat vs. Unicorn.
00:31 So don't be a pussy, cat.
00:36 Paint the town red with blood as you unleash devastating moves.
00:43 Power slide, grind, and sprim to cause maximum carnage.
00:52 Explore levels, save the world, and look cute while you do it.
01:00 (Meow)
01:03 (Meow)
01:10 (whooshing)