• 7 months ago
BEST GEEZER Trailer - official movie trailer HD
Transcript
00:00 It's Jetsmith, innit?
00:02 Bloody good actor.
00:04 One, two of all to the geezers.
00:06 Top of the tree. I bet he's loaded.
00:09 He ain't washing no dishes.
00:11 If he one starts somewhere.
00:13 Look, all I'm saying, lads, is as the producer, we need to sort out our timekeeping, yeah?
00:19 Welcome to Canby Video Lecture, Mr Gordon.
00:22 Can't you make that camera look a bit bigger or something?
00:25 I dunno. It's all about image in this game, innit?
00:28 And now a little bit about me.
00:31 What did you expect, boss? Get him to do a Nick Cage actor, Samick?
00:35 Look, love, we're making progress.
00:38 Oh, progress, yeah? How about you make some money?
00:40 Shoot went well today, Dad. Some smart bloke who does accounts and that.
00:44 You boys do what you enjoy doing and the money will take care of itself.
00:48 This is bollocks. Can't use this.
00:51 Have a tea break, is it?
00:53 I'm just talking to movies.
00:54 Oh, real movies. Bit of a difference to those piece of shit videos you make.
00:57 I quit. I don't need a manager because I'm getting out of the video business.
01:01 We're filmmakers, right?
01:03 I am. You quit, remember?
01:05 Why don't we make a movie?
01:08 Will I have a screenwriter?
01:11 All professional, like.
01:12 Neil's got an idea for funding.
01:14 Big telly.
01:15 It's not a huge amount of money. I don't know if you can make a movie with it.
01:18 How much?
01:19 Forty grand.
01:20 In the movie biz, it's all about family.
01:25 I'm going to be a bank.
01:27 Yeah? Yeah.
01:28 A video production outfit is making a splash on the island.
01:32 You've really got to rate him hard in the bollocks, do you know what I mean?
01:35 You touch him again and I'll be calling Craig to bring down his boys with their pitchforks.
01:39 Stay out of this, Ellie.
01:40 I was wondering whether there was a more subtle way to open the film.
01:44 You can't go back out there, Andy. All the nail guns in the world won't stop these blokes.
01:48 Let's do a deal.
01:50 You know there's not enough room in Essex for the two of us, don't you?
01:53 I do.
01:55 Oh. My. God.
01:57 Nice place to retire.
02:00 No!
02:04 [Gunshots]
02:06 (thunder rumbling)