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00:00 Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:02 Le Casse-Foule
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00:29 "Hear ye, hear ye, the case of Bluto versus Popeye the Sailor."
00:35 "Judge Wimpy presiding."
00:37 "Ahem! Bluto, party of the first part, being brutally beaten on several occasions by Popeye the Sailor, party of the second part, charges him with assault and battery."
00:53 "Your Honor, I'm innocent."
00:56 "Order in the court!"
00:58 "The plaintiff will now state his case."
01:01 "Why, Your Honor, the first time Popeye beat me up, my girlfriend Olive Oyl was in trouble, and I tried to help her."
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01:26 "And he always beats me up for doing nothing."
01:30 "Your Honor, he's lying."
01:33 "Order in the court!"
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01:40 "Has the plaintiff any further testimony?"
01:43 "Yes, Your Honor. Another time, Popeye was acting like a madman, and he almost killed me."
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01:59 "So you see, Your Honor, I ain't safe with that Popeye around."
02:05 [sobbing]
02:07 "It's very touching indeed."
02:10 [sobbing]
02:13 "Have you anything to say before I pronounce sentence?"
02:19 "Yes, Your Honor, I has a lots to say."
02:23 "One day, me and me sweetheart Olive Oyl was sitting in the theater, enjoying the show."
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02:44 "For this trick, I need volunteer."
02:50 "This is a big deal, so keep your eyes on the cards."
02:56 "Abracadabra, one, two, three."
03:00 "No cards, see?"
03:03 "Observe, nothing up my sleeve."
03:07 "Hmm, there's something tricky about this, Iggy."
03:11 "And cards go right here."
03:14 [laughing]
03:19 "Hey, you can't make a jackass out of me."
03:22 [laughing]
03:32 "And now I will hypnotize a charming cherub."
03:37 "Abracadabra, shalom aleichem."
03:41 [music]
03:45 "Orei, orit, approach me, my sweet."
03:50 "Boy, he's gone far enough with that hypno stuff."
03:55 [music]
04:10 "Hey Olive, watch your step."
04:13 [music]
04:25 "Abracadabra."
04:27 [music]
04:31 "Help, somebody, get me a parachute, anything, anything."
04:38 [music]
04:45 "Help, Popeye."
04:48 [music]
05:02 "Help, Popeye, this high attitude is killing me."
05:07 [music]
05:30 "Abracadabra."
05:33 [music]
05:37 "And that, your honor, is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth."
05:44 "Popeye, I find you not guilty, case dismissed."
05:49 "That ain't justice."
05:51 [music]
06:18 "Abracadabra."
06:23 [music]