HAMATEUR NIGHT
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01:00Next we have a talented artist, Maestro Padawiski.
01:30Oh...
01:44Wow! I give up! I give up!
01:50Look at my feet, they're all crooked and everything!
01:54Oh...
02:17It's a killer!
02:20It's a killer!
02:24Next on the program, the Hindu mystic Swami River and his fierce skit trick.
02:37First, I must have a subject from the audience.
02:44Ah, come right up my good man.
02:48Ah, viens tout de suite, mon bonhomme.
02:54Maintenant, dans la boîte.
03:07Donnez, donnez, hop, hop.
03:19Assieds-toi. Donnez à ce monsieur son argent.
03:29Maintenant, nous avons le plus petit entretienner du monde.
03:33Tiny, tiny, teensy, tinny, tinny, tin.
03:48Tiny, tiny, teensy, tinny, tinny, tinny, tin.
04:01Maintenant, je vais prendre mon poulet et le mettre dans le train.
04:08Roulez-vous.
04:13Prenez place.
04:18Donnez, donnez, hop, hop, hop.
04:22Roulez, jouez, asseyez-vous, parlez.
04:36Ahem, ahem, comme je suis habitué à parler en public,
04:41de la côte rocheuse de Maine à l'écureuil de Caravaglia.
04:53?
04:59Bon dans son cascade.
05:06To be, or not to be.
05:08To be, or not to be.
05:22To be or not to be, that is the point.
05:33The balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet.
05:46Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
05:51Here, my love, in the bushes at the bottom of the garden.
06:05Good night, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow, very it is.
06:11Oh, my darling, my only one, I love you more than any.
06:25Oh, Juliet, my love, let me thrill again to the soft sweet tones of your voice.
06:56And now, folks...
07:04And now, folks, let's see who wins the cup.
07:25Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?