“You’re little Cinematic Universe is about to change forever. I’m the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus."
Wolverine is recovering from his injuries when he crosses paths with the loudmouth, Deadpool. They team up to defeat a common enemy.
Directed by Shawn Levy, the R rated film stars Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Emma Corrin, Matthew Macfadyen, Morena Baccarin, Brianna Hildebrand, Leslie Uggams, Karan Soni and Aaron Stanford.
The film is out on 26th July 2024.
Wolverine is recovering from his injuries when he crosses paths with the loudmouth, Deadpool. They team up to defeat a common enemy.
Directed by Shawn Levy, the R rated film stars Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Emma Corrin, Matthew Macfadyen, Morena Baccarin, Brianna Hildebrand, Leslie Uggams, Karan Soni and Aaron Stanford.
The film is out on 26th July 2024.
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00:00 I told you, you're not welcome here.
00:09 You're not welcome anywhere.
00:11 Now get the fuck out of my bar.
00:13 Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave.
00:16 Hi, Peanut.
00:17 I'm gonna need you to come with me right now.
00:20 Look, lady, I'm not interested.
00:22 All right, well, I'm sort of on the tick-tick, so, opsy-daisy.
00:25 Here we go.
00:26 Hey, hey.
00:27 Oh.
00:28 Whiskey dick of the claws.
00:30 It's quite common in Wolverines over 40.
00:32 You don't want this.
00:33 Unless you want to take a deep breath through your fucking forehead, I suggest you reconsider.
00:45 I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about.
00:49 Not my fucking problem.
00:50 Is that what you said when your world went to shit?
00:54 Come again?
00:58 This Wolverine let down his entire world.
01:02 Want to talk about what's haunting you or should we wait for a third act flashback?
01:12 Go fuck yourself.
01:13 I don't know anything about saving worlds, but you do.
01:26 Trust me, kid, I'm no hero.
01:31 You were an X-Man.
01:32 You were the X-Man.
01:33 I am soaking wet right now.
01:34 Boys are so silly.
01:35 I'm not gonna let you do this.
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02:11 Let's fucking go.
02:13 Let's fucking go.
02:15 Yeah!
02:19 Wanna do some cocaine?
02:25 Hey, cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off limits.
02:29 What about Bolivian marching powder?
02:31 They know all the slang terms.
02:32 They have a list.
02:33 Even snowboarding?
02:34 Even disco dust.
02:35 White girl interrupted?
02:36 Even Forrest Bump.
02:37 Do you wanna build a snowman?
02:38 Yes!
02:39 But I can't.
02:40 ♪ A holiday music ♪
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