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Part of BFI collection "On Yer Bike." | dHNfbTl6dkN6XzBnajA

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00:00 (drum roll)
00:00 - Izzy.
00:01 (bell dings)
00:02 - How many?
00:03 - 400.
00:07 (laughs)
00:07 - That is not possible.
00:09 - Okay.
00:10 (laughs)
00:12 - Four.
00:13 - Reasonable.
00:14 Erica.
00:14 - Five.
00:15 - Getting pretty silly.
00:17 - Silly.
00:18 - Becca.
00:19 - Six.
00:20 - Becca is on a crusade.
00:21 - Eight.
00:22 - Oh boy.
00:24 - You look deeply upset about this.
00:26 - I am gleeful.
00:28 (laughs)
00:29 - Nine.
00:30 - Raise it to 10.
00:31 - 10 it is.
00:32 - 11.
00:33 - 11 for Izzy.
00:34 - 12.
00:37 - Becca.
00:38 - I shall drop out.
00:39 - Izzy.
00:40 - 13.
00:41 - I would expect nothing less from you.
00:42 - 14.
00:43 - 15.
00:44 (laughs)
00:45 - All right, that's you.
00:46 - Now Izzy, you have said 15 is your number.
00:51 Of your six points, how many would you like to wager?
00:55 - Two.
00:56 - Two points.
00:58 Izzy, how many times while ordering pizza
01:02 will you say,
01:04 - Come on.
01:05 - I'm hungry.
01:06 Now here's how this is gonna work.
01:08 You would imagine in a production like this
01:10 that we would like hand you a phone
01:12 and there would be someone we know on the other side of it.
01:14 Instead,
01:15 - I'm gonna call.
01:16 - You are gonna call the pizza place of your choice
01:19 and put them on speakerphone.
01:20 What we're gonna do in post is replace this audio
01:23 with our own audio so that legally we can use it,
01:26 but it will be authentic to whatever happens.
01:29 - How many pizzas?
01:30 - You know, one or two.
01:31 There's a credit card you can use
01:32 as well as the address of the studio.
01:34 - How many are you gonna eat for the next eight hours?
01:36 - How can I help you?
01:40 - Hi, is this pizza?
01:42 I'm hungry.
01:43 - Sorry.
01:44 - I was just wondering if I have reached pizza
01:48 because I am hungry.
01:50 - Yes, you've reached pizza.
01:52 - Okay, could I place an order?
01:54 I'm hungry.
01:55 - What would you like?
01:56 - What do you think would be the best pizza to order
01:59 if I'm quite hungry?
02:01 - What do you like?
02:03 - I like cheese.
02:05 What is your largest pizza?
02:09 - Largest is an extra large.
02:10 - But yeah, let's get an extra large because I'm hungry.
02:13 I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
02:14 - Are you hungry?
02:16 - Yeah.
02:16 - You can tell.
02:17 - Yeah, I am hungry.
02:19 So I would love an extra large cheese pizza,
02:25 extra cheese, extra pepperoni because I'm hungry,
02:29 and garlic knots because I'm hungry,
02:32 and another pizza because I'm hungry, a small pizza.
02:37 - Okay, where is this going?
02:38 - It's going to...
02:39 (phone ringing)
02:41 - All right, so that's gonna be 3847.
02:43 - Okay, my credit card number is...
02:46 (phone ringing)
02:49 Oh, I'm so hungry.
02:54 I'm hungry.
02:55 (phone ringing)
02:57 I'm hungry.
02:57 (phone ringing)
03:01 I'm hungry.
03:02 - Give us like 45 minutes, I hope you can wait.
03:04 - Thank you.
03:05 - Woo, that was my worst nightmare.
03:11 - So glad you did that.
03:12 (silence)
03:14 (silence)
03:16 (silence)
03:18 (silence)
03:21 (silence)
03:23 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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