• 8 months ago
Terry Goon is keeping strict quarantine in his ex-husband’s Brooklyn brownstone while caring for his nephew — a 19-y | dG1fSVVraFlvMzJNT0k
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00:00 Do you drink, Balul?
00:03 No.
00:04 Why not? Religion?
00:05 I never got the taste for it.
00:07 Oh. Will it upset you if I drink?
00:08 Of course not.
00:09 Great. And you, Terry? Grappa for you?
00:12 I'm cutting back.
00:14 Uh-huh. There you go.
00:15 But how religious are you, though, Balul?
00:17 I mean, has Terry tried to talk you out of it?
00:19 Why would I do that?
00:21 Aren't you an anti-theist?
00:24 Don't you hate religion?
00:25 Terry doesn't talk about religion.
00:27 That is shocking.
00:28 Why is that shocking?
00:29 Well, no reason. I just thought, um, it poisoned everything.
00:32 There was a time in my life when I thought so. Now, I just don't care.
00:36 Oh. Why did you then?
00:38 We were at war.
00:40 With terrorism.
00:41 Well, we were.
00:42 And are we now?
00:43 Now, I just don't care.
00:46 You used to care so much.
00:47 So much, Balul. So much about terror, terrorism,
00:50 the threat of international terrorism in our schools and airports.
00:53 Stop.
00:54 You will not believe what he said about me back in college, Balul.
00:56 Who he said I looked like.
00:58 Who, Terry?
00:59 Go on. Tell him.
01:00 No.
01:01 You're not going to tell him?
01:02 Who?
01:03 Terry said that with my shirt off, I looked just like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.
01:07 You did.
01:08 What kind of a thing is that to tell a woman, Balul?
01:11 I didn't know you were a woman.
01:12 How could a woman look so much like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed with my hairy back and neck, right, Terry?
01:18 Wait. Who's Khalid Sheikh Mohammed?
01:24 He orchestrated 9/11.
01:28 This guy?
01:29 That does not look like Carla.
01:33 You didn't know her then.

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