Nikki Glaser Someday You'll Die Trailer - official trailer HD
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00:00 [cheers and applause]
00:03 ♪
00:04 - Hello.
00:05 What am I, Taylor Swift?
00:07 I've never wanted kids.
00:09 I think some moms think that if you don't have kids,
00:11 you're a selfish person, and I get that.
00:13 I just don't feel like devoting my free time
00:16 to something that could marry a DJ.
00:18 I just think that's reckless.
00:20 I'm gonna get a brow lift.
00:22 Like, I just want this.
00:23 Because every time I'm stressed out and I'm like,
00:25 "Oh, God, I have so much to do,"
00:27 I'm like, "Oh, my God, snatch."
00:29 Like, I'll, like, look at him and--
00:30 - ♪ Someday you'll die ♪
00:32 - I got into an Uber the other day.
00:34 I rolled up with, like, a bunch of suitcases,
00:36 and the Uber driver just popped the trunk
00:38 and sat in the front seat.
00:40 I was like, "Is this the first sign of menopause?
00:42 What's happening right now?"
00:44 Every day, life is just trying to fuck you
00:46 from so many different angles.
00:49 You're sagging, they're gagging.
00:51 That's where I'm at.
00:52 Bye-bye, fuckability.
00:53 - [bleating]
00:54 - No!
00:55 - Fuck.
00:56 - Everything's fine.
00:57 - ♪ My fucking brain ♪
01:00 - The thoughts of death, I don't like to dwell on them
01:02 for longer than, like, ten or 15 hours a day, so...
01:05 - ♪ Someday you'll die ♪
01:08 ♪ ♪
01:10 ♪ Someday you'll die ♪
01:13 [music fades]
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01:22 [BLANK_AUDIO]