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00:00 What a beautiful day, especially for my little noodles!
00:03 Huh?
00:04 This place is perfect!
00:07 Or it will be once these snakes are gone!
00:09 Ah! It touched me! It touched me!
00:12 Guys, come on! We brought swords for a reason!
00:15 I'll make them pay!
00:19 Ugh, what are they doing here?
00:21 Okay, so this is where we're gonna have the cabana, and then we'll set up a subway over here.
00:25 Subway? Why do we need a subway?
00:27 I don't wanna eat fresh!
00:28 Dude, we need to be able to--
00:30 Whoa!
00:31 Snake!
00:33 Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Is that Apple?
00:35 Obviously!
00:36 Listen, I don't need you boys on my beach, alright?
00:39 Your beach?
00:40 But, yeah, this is our beach, for boys only!
00:42 No, it's mine!
00:43 Yeah!
00:44 And you said nobody lived here!
00:45 I was the one who found it! I made it look nice! It's mine, alright? Don't need you to ruin it!
00:49 Oh, yeah? Who's gonna stop us?
00:52 Yeah, you and what army, huh?
00:54 Oh, uh-oh.
00:56 The eyes?
00:57 Looks like he turned to stone.
00:58 Anyone else needs a little attention with my eyes?
01:01 No, no, I kinda like being alive.
01:04 No, no, no, no, no, no. Clearly Aphmau just got a fancy mod to mess with us.
01:08 I'm not scared of you, you big--
01:10 Anyone else?
01:11 Aph, I don't know why you're so large and hot, but we promise we won't mess up the island.
01:15 We could even leave the island.
01:16 Oh!
01:17 Yeah, yeah, well, let's--
01:18 Hmm. You know what? Since you two were a little apologetic, I will let you all walk the ocean.
01:23 Lucians! You just turned us to stone and now you're making us do stuff for you?
01:27 Don't make me do it again.
01:28 Hey, maybe we should listen to the person who has power to turn us into stone.
01:32 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever, of course.
01:34 Oh, fine.
01:35 So, my adorable baby pet snake is starving. You can help feed her up there. If you feed her, I may let you all go.
01:43 Wait, snake? Wait, what kind of snake? Is it a big snake?
01:45 Yeah, we'll be out of here in no time.
01:47 Come on, this way.
01:48 Yeah, let's go.
01:49 So we got--
01:50 Uh, where is it?
01:51 See this little hole?
01:52 Yeah, where's the snakey?
01:53 My itty-bitty baby's in there.
01:55 What, we're supposed to just lure this thing out to feed it?
01:57 Maybe. She likes some attention. Aw, her name is Noodle. She's so adorable.
02:03 Wait, wait, Noodle?
02:04 What?
02:05 I mean, look at the size of this cave. It's probably more of a worm than a snake.
02:10 I know, I know, right?
02:12 Just a wormy one, some-- hold on. Just a wormy one, some-- darn!
02:17 I don't know if we should be teasing it, though.
02:19 Maybe it's best not to make fun of her. She doesn't like that very much.
02:22 I'm just going to stand over here.
02:24 Or what? Little Noodle might bite me.
02:27 It's my baby!
02:31 And? Oh, that's a lot bigger than a Noodle!
02:33 Backing up, backing up.
02:34 Oh, big enough to eat some players!
02:36 What, you didn't say we were the food?
02:38 Oh, going up!
02:41 Okay, so that was a big failure.
02:43 Well, you know, Half Mouth, this has been fun and all.
02:46 Yeah, so fun!
02:47 Super fun! Not terrifying at all, but we really should be leaving now.
02:51 Oh, so soon? I thought you all wanted to stay on the beach with me.
02:55 I thought you said it was yours, didn't you?
02:57 It's yours! I feel like you're taking care of the beach well on your own.
02:59 Yep, yep, it's great. It's yours.
03:00 I concur.
03:01 I changed my mind!
03:02 Look, I know I said that I would let you go if you feed Noodle,
03:05 but I think I might actually want you all to stick around with me.
03:08 Wait, wait, why, though?
03:10 It's going to be fun. Plus I could use some extra hands.
03:12 You know, I have extra little snakes, but--
03:14 I am out of here, so no turning into stone for Ian.
03:17 Oh, well, there you go.
03:19 Ooh, stone doesn't float.
03:21 Am I stone?
03:22 Yep. Yes, you are.
03:23 Yeah, there you are.
03:24 Sun's shining to the bottom, too.
03:25 Guys!
03:26 Pearce? Pearce, what are you doing?
03:27 Freedom!
03:28 You're ruining the sand.
03:29 Here I come!
03:30 I worked hard on that with my snakes.
03:31 Get out of here!
03:32 Gotta keep going.
03:33 Get 'em.
03:34 I can make it.
03:35 Wait, what are these?
03:36 It's more noodles!
03:37 Wait, wait, wait, you could have just made more snakes the whole time?
03:40 Yes, yes, I could have.
03:41 But I would be fun to have friends--
03:42 Die, palpate!
03:43 Oh, my gosh!
03:44 Wait, wait, wait!
03:45 I thought you were smart with that brain of yours.
03:46 Zay, zay, zay, too hot to kill!
03:48 She's keeping us prisoner on this island.
03:49 Do you want to be turned to stone?
03:51 You guys came here first.
03:53 And you messed up my stuff.
03:54 Ah!
03:55 There you go.
03:56 Wait, wait, did he just turn his legs to stone?
03:58 Legs?
03:59 Ah, my legs!
04:00 That's my most beautiful feature on me!
04:03 I can turn different parts of the body into stone, too.
04:05 Yeah, I can tell.
04:06 Yeah, it's a unique skill of mine.
04:08 [laughs]
04:09 You know, if I'm going to be here as your prisoner,
04:11 are there any trees I could use, or--
04:13 Hmm, let me think about it.
04:15 You can go into the forest over there as long as you replant them.
04:17 You know, nature stuff.
04:18 All right, all right, yeah, will do.
04:19 Still underwater.
04:20 Oh, look at my baby Noodle.
04:22 What a good girl.
04:23 Yes, you are.
04:25 Okay, let's see.
04:27 It's a little quiet here,
04:29 especially since those boys have been busy with Minecraft.
04:32 Stay there, Noodle.
04:33 I might need your help a little bit to take care of some intruders.
04:36 Or, you know, some guests, I guess.
04:38 What the--
04:39 What is that?
04:41 What is this?
04:43 Is it a plane?
04:44 Just boom there?
04:46 What the--
04:47 Huh?
04:48 Wait, I didn't even stare at it.
04:49 What is this stuff?
04:50 There's some boxes with hot tubs?
04:53 Oh, this will be perfect.
04:55 My snakes would love this.
04:57 All right, let's see.
04:59 Boys!
05:00 Whoa, oh, please don't eat us.
05:02 Whatever you do, please don't do it.
05:03 Whoa, whoa, what happened?
05:04 Oh, don't worry.
05:06 I would love to share a little gift with you.
05:08 Plus, maybe you can help me out at the same time.
05:10 Uh-huh.
05:11 If you help with some of the other things, I may help you leave, you know?
05:14 Hmm, I mean, I do like gifts.
05:17 Before we agree to anything, what are you going to make us do?
05:20 As you can see, this ancient puzzle over here needs to be built.
05:24 This plane crashed right into it and it just went everywhere,
05:26 so I need you guys to help me out of it, okay?
05:28 Uh-huh.
05:29 The ancient puzzle came from the plane crash?
05:31 Do we have to?
05:32 The plane crash and the puzzle was there.
05:33 It's the same thing.
05:34 Don't worry about it.
05:35 All you have to do is do what I say.
05:37 Do what I say.
05:38 Oh, a giant lady.
05:39 Okay, okay, bye.
05:40 Yeah, we'll do it, we'll do it.
05:41 Yep, yep, yep.
05:42 Whoa, whoa.
05:43 No, no, no, we'll get started on it.
05:44 Okay, so in these boxes, the ancient puzzle that is totally ancient is there.
05:49 And I need you to assemble it.
05:51 Yes.
05:52 Uh-huh.
05:53 Okay?
05:54 It's got some secrets and stuff.
05:55 I don't know what that means.
05:56 Hey.
05:57 Does this sound good?
05:58 Like a deal?
05:59 Maybe.
06:00 I have no idea what we have to do, but we'll do it.
06:01 Don't worry, I wouldn't lie.
06:02 All right, let's see who built the best ancient hot tub.
06:05 Oh.
06:06 Uh-huh.
06:07 Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
06:08 Ian?
06:09 Yeah?
06:10 There's already parts in the box.
06:11 You don't need to do this.
06:12 Where's the water, by the way?
06:13 The water's going to go in the hot tub.
06:14 But, like, I want a hot tub now, so maybe put some water in the hot tub.
06:15 It's going to go--all right, fine, fine, fine.
06:16 I'll put the water in.
06:17 Jeez, I got to make a hot tub hot first, so we take the lava.
06:18 I'm already going to be in it.
06:19 That'll make it hot.
06:20 Okay, I see the problem that I made.
06:21 Well, I give an A for effort.
06:22 I think the A is for ancient idiot.
06:23 Okay, Pierce?
06:24 Yeah.
06:25 Oh, you've got the water.
06:26 And the stone doesn't have any wood in it.
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