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EID ki Mastiyan Dobala,Haroon Rafiq kay Challenge par Agha Majid Saleem Albela aur Marhoom ki Perfomance
EID ki Mastiyan Dobala,Haroon Rafiq kay Challenge par Agha Majid Saleem Albela aur Marhoom ki Perfomance
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00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:04 "Wake up, wake up."
00:08 "Wake up, wake up."
00:13 - Congratulations, Madan. - All hail Punjab!
00:17 - Hero number one. - What are you doing?
00:20 - What will we play? - Truth or dare.
00:22 Oh!
00:23 I am not used to sitting so close.
00:26 Dirty.
00:28 - Okay, let's start. - Start.
00:30 The game is that I will spin the bottle.
00:33 Why? What's the matter?
00:36 - The one who spins it will stop. - Stop.
00:38 Or he will tell a truth that people don't know about.
00:42 - Oh! - Oh!
00:43 - We will ask him. - Wow!
00:45 And it can be a very dangerous question.
00:47 - And his father will tell. - His father will tell.
00:49 His father is dead. He will have to tell.
00:52 Then a person will spit on his face.
00:53 There is another solution to this. It's very easy.
00:57 The one who wants to escape from telling the truth
00:59 will quietly do a dare.
01:01 - I will give you the dare. - Okay.
01:02 - He will do the dare. - Very good.
01:03 - Okay? Shall I spin it? - Spin it.
01:06 What will you do? Where will you do it?
01:07 - I will tell. - Where will you do it?
01:09 Manu, where will you do it?
01:11 - Oh! - Oh!
01:13 - Oh! - Oh!
01:16 - Oh! - Oh!
01:19 - Darn it! - Darn it!
01:21 - Darn it! - Darn it!
01:23 - Darn it! - Darn it!
01:24 - Now tell us. Truth or dare. - Okay.
01:26 - Truth. - I know that...
01:28 I am sorry. I am a kid.
01:29 I will do the dare. Where will I do it?
01:32 - Mr. Dhani, your dare is this. - What?
01:35 You have to keep your arms close to your body and not use them.
01:39 And you have to do Bhangra.
01:41 - Oh! - Oh!
01:43 - Darn it! - Darn it!
01:44 - Darn it! - Darn it!
01:46 - Darn it! - Darn it!
01:48 You will play the drum on the tabla.
01:50 One, two, three, go.
01:52 - Oh! - Oh!
01:55 - Oh! - Oh!
01:58 - Oh! - Oh!
02:00 - That was great! - That was great!
02:03 - That was great! - That was great!
02:05 Sir, believe me.
02:07 I think...
02:08 - Motorcycle? - Yes.
02:09 I think you will be a motorcycle driver in Saudi Arabia.
02:12 Why did you have to see all this?
02:17 Thank God I am blind.
02:18 And thank God, I think
02:22 you will be a Thakur of Sholay film.
02:25 And I am sorry, sir.
02:26 I think you will be a rabbit.
02:29 - Okay, since you are late. - I will go now.
02:32 - You can go. - I am done.
02:33 Malaika, you can come.
02:34 Okay, one, two, three.
02:37 Why did you have to see all this?
02:39 - And your name is... - Salim!
02:43 Salim!
02:45 - Salim! - Salim!
02:48 - Arju! - Arju!
02:49 - Salim! - Mr. Arvind!
02:51 - Salim! - Salim!
02:53 - Should I ask the truth? - Yes.
02:54 Okay. Tell me on screen
02:57 who are the people you call for Zaitoon?
02:59 - Oh! - They come from Dubai.
03:02 They say, "I am coming. I will buy Zaitoon."
03:04 - No! - No!
03:05 - This is a lie. - No, this is a lie.
03:06 - This is a lie. - I will buy Zaitoon.
03:09 Your legs are getting weak.
03:10 Give me a dare, sir.
03:12 Your dare is
03:14 that you have to put a bottle of Kikli
03:18 with Zaitoon in your thoughts
03:20 and say it with a smile,
03:22 "Stop it. I am feeling dizzy."
03:24 Wow!
03:25 - Wow! - Don't you want to say it?
03:27 - What is this? - Salim!
03:31 - Salim! - Salim!
03:33 - Salim! - Salim!
03:35 - Salim! - Salim!
03:37 - Come on. - Wow!
03:38 You have to put a bottle of Kikli with Zaitoon
03:40 and say it with a smile,
03:42 "Stop it. I am feeling dizzy."
03:47 - "Oh God, let me go." - "I am feeling dizzy."
03:50 "Oh God, let me go."
03:52 "Come on."
03:54 You have to insult Zaitoon.
03:56 - Yes! - Yes!
04:01 - Yes! - Yes!
04:03 - Yes! - Yes!
04:06 - Yes! - Yes!
04:09 - You have come out of cheating. - Yes.
04:10 - Truth.. I am a mature person. - Yes.
04:13 - I will say it quietly. - Yes.
04:16 Okay, fine.
04:17 - Dare. - Dare? Okay.
04:19 Why did you become a little girl after saying dare?
04:22 Yes.
04:23 Okay.
04:24 Your dare is to imagine that you are going on a hula hoop.
04:28 - Yes. - Yes.
04:30 - Yes. - The dare is not over yet.
04:32 Along with that, you are telling a sad news on the phone.
04:36 - Yes. - That a friend's aunt has died.
04:38 - Yes. - You are telling that and doing hula hoop too.
04:40 - Yes. - Wow! - Wow!
04:42 - Wow! - Wow!
04:44 - Wow! - Wow!
04:48 - Zaid! - Sir, he is in a bad mood.
04:51 - A friend's aunt has died. - You are telling that
04:55 - and doing hula hoop too. - Okay.
04:57 Is there a phone? It will look more realistic.
05:00 - Does anyone have a phone? - Someone hold the phone.
05:02 - Here. - Give it.
05:03 - A friend is doing it. - Okay.
05:05 Yes.
05:06 One, two, three, go!
05:09 What? A friend's aunt has died.
05:13 Such a nice woman. Very nice.
05:15 Very nice.
05:18 Very nice.
05:19 Her aunt has died. You are washing clothes.
05:22 She has killed her aunt and mixed her sugar too.
05:26 Come. Come.
05:29 One, two, three, go!
05:33 Yes.
05:35 Yes.
05:37 - Wow! - Wow!
05:40 - I know. - Wow!
05:42 I stopped myself. I don't know where I stopped.
05:44 You are a senior.
05:47 So I won't like to ask you the truth.
05:49 - Yes. - So I will get you a dirty dare.
05:51 - Yes. - Yes.
05:53 - That's a good idea. - That's a good idea.
05:55 He said that.
05:57 Okay. Your dare is that you have a fight with someone.
06:00 - And you have long hair. - Yes.
06:03 He is pulling your hair.
06:05 And you are fighting with him.
06:07 And you are singing along.
06:09 Mr. Arun, where are you getting these dares from?
06:15 - Just watch. - Come on.
06:16 - Let's clap. - Come on.
06:19 Come on.
06:20 - Yes. - Yes.
06:22 - Yes. - Yes.
06:23 - Yes. - Yes.
06:25 - Yes. - Yes.
06:27 Your time starts now.
06:29 "I trust you."
06:34 "I trust you."
06:36 "I trust you."
06:38 "I trust you."
06:40 - Yes. - Wow!
06:42 - Come on. - Wow!
06:44 He was waiting for a long time.
06:47 I think he is a 5-foot tall man.
06:50 That's why he is jumping around.
06:53 - Okay. You may come. - Mr. Arun, did you see?
06:55 - He is singing. - Yes.
06:57 I think he is a water-bottle.
06:59 Okay.
07:02 - Yes. - He is singing.
07:05 - Yes. - Yes.
07:07 - I trust you. - I trust you.
07:09 - I trust you. - Yes.
07:11 - Yes. - I trust you.
07:12 - I trust you. - I trust you.
07:14 He is a lion. Tell him quickly.
07:16 - Aishwar, bring the shoes. - No, sir. I am hiding a male.
07:22 - No. This one. - No, Saru.
07:24 - You have to do this. - What?
07:26 - You have to express your love with this shoe. - Yes.
07:32 As if he is a big hero.
07:34 - You may come. - Okay.
07:35 - Arun! - Arun!
07:38 - Arun! - Arun!
07:39 You have to try to save your hero from water.
07:43 I have loved you a lot.
07:46 - Oh! - Oh!
07:47 I have found you with great difficulty.
07:49 I remember the 200 crores
07:51 that you gave me in the rain.
07:53 You gave me 200 crores in the rain.
07:56 I still remember it.
07:57 If you loved me 7 times, you would have given me 9 times.
08:02 - Yes. - Yes.
08:03 Abid, you may come.
08:05 Three.
08:06 - Oh! - Oh!
08:09 - Malaika! Malaika! Malaika! - Oh!
08:11 - Malaika! - Oh!
08:12 Wow! Wow! Wow!
08:14 - Very good. Very good. - Very good.
08:16 - Cheating. - Cheating.
08:17 Malaika, do you want to tell the truth or dare?
08:20 - Malaika, the truth is.. - Ask the truth.
08:23 - Yes. - The truth is..
08:24 Show me your ID card. I will see you at the right age.
08:27 Dare.
08:31 Malaika!
08:32 So, your dare is..
08:34 You have to go there and hold your tongue.
08:37 - What? - And sing this song.
08:39 Don't let your tongue slip.
08:40 - Malaika! - Malaika!
08:42 - Malaika! - Malaika!
08:44 - Malaika! - Malaika!
08:47 - Malaika! - Malaika!
08:49 - Malaika! - Malaika!
08:50 And you will tell the song first. What are you singing?
08:52 - Pasuri. - Yes.
08:53 - Sing it. - Okay.
08:55 - It's a difficult task. - That's why..
08:58 - Okay, the first dare.. - The first dare..
08:59 It's the first time she is controlling her tongue.
09:02 - Yes. - Come on, sing.
09:08 "I am.."
09:10 - Come on, sing. - Sing.
09:12 - Shut up. - Sing.
09:14 "I am.."
09:17 "I am.."
09:18 Hey! Don't cut his throat.
09:20 "I am.."
09:24 "I am.."
09:27 Come on, sing.
09:29 - Very good. - Come on.
09:31 Ameera, come on.
09:32 One, two, three.
09:35 - That's it. - That's it.
09:44 I am a true man.
09:45 And the world is my treasure.
09:47 - Ask me what you want to ask. - Tell me your salary.
09:49 Dare him.
09:55 - Okay, the dare is.. - Yes.
09:58 Hold your left knee with your right hand
10:00 and hold your right knee with your left hand.
10:03 Now you have to do a catwalk
10:05 and give the expressions of the models.
10:07 Yes.
10:12 Right hand on the left knee, left on the right.
10:15 Fix his neck.
10:17 Hey!
10:24 Oh, God!
10:25 Wow!
10:26 - Wow! - Wow!
10:31 - Very good. - Thank you.
10:35 - Very good. - Okay.
10:37 One, two, three.
10:38 - That's it. - Yes.
10:43 That's it.
10:45 Please don't ask me the secret of my beauty.
10:48 - Tell me the secret of your beauty. - It's not there.
10:50 I asked you.
10:51 - Come to the dare. - Okay.
10:53 This is your dare.
10:55 The deceased will stand in front of you.
10:57 - Okay. - And I will stand.
10:58 The deceased is your mirror.
11:00 You have to do what the deceased will do
11:02 because he is your reflection.
11:04 - Yes! - Come on.
11:06 Come on.
11:07 Ameera! Ameera! Ameera!
11:11 Ameera! Ameera! Ameera!
11:14 One, two, three.
11:24 - Very good. - Very good.
11:26 Viewers, you take a small break.
11:29 We will meet you after the break.
11:31 - I don't have a cycle. - Okay.
11:33 - I am sure. - When the girl ran in the jungle..
11:35 - Yes. - ..she saw a prince riding a cycle.
11:38 - I will tell you something. - What?
11:43 Very good. Let's have an interview.
11:45 You are selling bottles. Wait.
11:47 (audience laughing)
11:50 ♪ She's got me on the road ♪