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00:00Hey I was thinking like each team should have like three times where we could
00:06pull in Garrett because their guy Garrett's like a fucking, he's like an amazing golfer.
00:12Oh he is? Yeah let's get him in.
00:13You could use him like a couple times or something.
00:16Yeah I love that. Yeah that's a great idea that Garrett Mulligan.
00:19We could even be like use G a time or two because G talks about his golf game now.
00:23Like just be silly you know. That's your favorite word and I've been using it lately.
00:28Silly? That's my favorite word?
00:30You know it's like you know we're just being silly. We're just being silly.
00:33We're just being a little silly.
00:35Does it piss you off?
00:37Sometimes but I've actually started like loving it.
00:40Like you know we're just gonna be silly this pod.
00:42Yeah be silly.
00:43What other shit do I say that bugs you?
00:45Um you know what me and Keith were laughing at this weekend actually about you?
00:50The thank yous. I just want to thank every single guy at TNT.
00:56I gotta thank the guy who drove my Uber.
00:58You're just a thank you guy. You love thanking everyone.
01:01It's so funny because playing with Keith like he would rag on everything that I did.
01:06It wouldn't matter.
01:07And then you're the same fucking guy. Is it just a Boston thing?
01:10You guys just shit on everything everybody does?
01:13Probably.
01:17Oh I don't need to see that.
01:18By the way let's get ahead of this now.
01:21This guy's been horrible for like three sandbaggers in a row.
01:24And now we're going against each other.
01:26He'll be unreal. I'm just telling you right now I know how this works.
01:30My body feels good today.
01:32Why doesn't it feel good other days with us?
01:34Oh just like stress and travel and other things like you know life.
01:38Just life getting in the way?
01:39There they are.
01:40Oh fuck.
01:42I had this weird thought about Florida. There's a gator in every body of water.
01:45No bigger. Doesn't matter how big or small.
01:47So stay away from the water.
01:50First cut. First swing. I didn't even do any kind of warm up.
01:54Hey we are going to dummy them today.
01:57Okay boys. Shall we?
01:58Let's go get after it.
02:00Should we do one where it's just speed golf and whoever gets it in the hole first wins?
02:07Yeah I like that. I like that.
02:08That plays to our advantage. Body checking is legal.
02:12No I'm not doing it. I'll get dunked.
02:15No contact. Fast as hell.
02:17Let's go big guy.
02:47Let's go big.
03:03Welcome back folks. What a special day we got.
03:06A bunch of different varieties to this sandbagger.
03:09It's the first ever sandbagger scramble.
03:12And Biz and I, we've dummied a lot of people but no longer because it's now me versus him.
03:17Taylor versus Will.
03:18Hold me back.
03:19Busting with the boys and chicklets combined.
03:21Hold me back.
03:22And we're going to scramble nine holes and he wants to be held back.
03:25First off, we got to thank Labatt, an amazing sponsor, an amazing beer.
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03:34So for today, Taylor and I, we're giving them three shots.
03:37It's a scramble, right?
03:38But three of the holes, we're just going to minus one shot from their score.
03:41We have a speed golf hole.
03:43We also have a one club hole.
03:45And then we got a little wrinkle.
03:46We got producers coming into the action.
03:48We got Mikey Grinelli.
03:49He's going to have the chance to hit two shots.
03:51And Garrett, the busting with the boys boy, he's going to have a chance to hit two shots.
03:55He has no last name.
03:56Yeah, sorry. What's his last name?
03:57Hargis.
03:58Garrett Hargis, the dog.
03:59Good golfer apparently.
04:00Very good golfer.
04:01The dog.
04:02So here we go.
04:03Biz versus Wit.
04:04Taylor versus Will.
04:05Game on.
04:06What an intro, bud.
04:09Thank you, thank you, thank you.
04:10What an intro.
04:14What a cut.
04:15That'll play.
04:16We're in play, Taylor.
04:17Welcome back.
04:18It's going to be a long day for us.
04:19You get nervous on the tee?
04:21Well, this is my first time being on the tee, so I guess so.
04:26Just worm raped it all the way through.
04:28Well, it's best ball.
04:29You're going right to yours, right?
04:30Scramble.
04:31That's just a little poke right there, Willie.
04:33What do you think about that?
04:34That's a nice shot.
04:35He hasn't done that in three Sandbags.
04:36What do you think about that?
04:38Biz is a guy that seems like when he just builds confidence, he becomes unstoppable.
04:41Oh, yeah.
04:42Yes, yes.
04:43You've got to break him down early.
04:44You've got to just get in his head.
04:45Yeah, we'll do something.
04:46I've got to figure out a way to get in Biz's head.
04:47I've got to find your weak points.
04:49Look at this, man.
04:52All right, he's got some speed.
04:53It's probably trouble, but Biz is in play.
04:55You're good.
04:56You're going to drop it next to me.
04:57You've got speed.
04:58We've got to start diving into Taylor's tight jeans.
05:00He's got the Nikes on.
05:01He's fucking hacking.
05:04This one's mine.
05:05That's you?
05:06Trust me, I knew that wasn't mine.
05:09I'm going to stick this motherfucker.
05:11Straight at it.
05:12Is he going to fucking hit us?
05:13He could.
05:14He could.
05:15Heads up.
05:16Heads up.
05:17That's a good shot.
05:18A little to the right.
05:20That's a good shot.
05:21We're alive, buddy.
05:22That's a good shot.
05:23We're alive, buddy.
05:27That's not bad.
05:28I'll take that.
05:29Incremental steps to getting better, buddy.
05:30That's how you become great.
05:31Maybe if you get some circulation in your toes, you could shoot a better shot.
05:34He's got fucking tight jeans on.
05:39What a fucking shot.
05:41We can't putt, so don't worry about that.
05:43We've just got to make ours in two.
05:44What are you acting like?
05:45We've got to putt, dude.
05:46That's the greatest shot I've ever seen in my life.
05:47We've got to putt.
05:48I mean, I'm not going to lie.
05:49I thought I kind of shanked it.
05:51I love your action.
05:52Your action.
05:53Will's like, it's basically, we're playing two mutants that played hockey and football.
05:57It's like, ugh.
05:58But we were skilled, you know.
06:00You were muscle, but you were skilled muscle.
06:02Your footwork.
06:03These guys were big stickhandle the puck into a square,
06:06and Will ran into the dummies tackling for fucking nine years in a row.
06:10It's like, we're dealing with just like grinders.
06:14So do they get one on this hole?
06:17This is not one of the holes.
06:19But next hole, if we make a four, and they make a four, we lose.
06:24But we're going to make one of the stroke holes the one club.
06:27Yeah, yeah.
06:28That's a good shot.
06:30Oh, a little bit more.
06:31Keep going.
06:32All right, so I need you here.
06:33So you saw how I didn't take it back far.
06:36I want you to put it where my ball is.
06:38Right about there, but you're going to, don't power it too hard to go off the green,
06:42but give it some.
06:43Not too much, but give it.
06:45But give it, yeah.
06:46You saw mine, right?
06:47Oh, Biz coaching, this is going to be fucking,
06:49Biz can't even coach himself through like going to the grocery store,
06:53let alone another guy playing golf.
06:54If you could put it in this area, it would be nice.
06:59I think this is pretty decent, dude.
07:00That's not terrible.
07:01That's not terrible.
07:04Will, that's a nice putt, bro.
07:06Don't compliment him.
07:07Don't compliment him?
07:08Is he fucking with me?
07:09Don't compliment him?
07:10Will thrives on positive reinforcement.
07:11Who are you guys taking?
07:12I don't know.
07:13We're going to have a talk about that.
07:14I think that his is closer.
07:16Which one do you want to do?
07:17A little uphill, too.
07:18You like uphill more?
07:19Yeah, yeah.
07:21You don't have to be so soft with it here.
07:23I mean, if you don't play golf all the time, uphill is nice.
07:26You can hit it a bit.
07:27I mean, they can't even figure out on the first hole what putt to take.
07:29We're going to take Will's.
07:31You guys can go ahead.
07:32You got to be patient on these things like this.
07:34Yeah, I'm very patient on the course.
07:36Do you want us to go first?
07:37You're away.
07:38That's how it works.
07:39Okay, all right.
07:40I'm just asking.
07:41I'm just asking.
07:43Fuck off.
07:45How'd that stay out?
07:50Good energy.
07:51That's good.
07:52Short game is what kills me.
07:54That's the most expensive watch we've had on a sandbagger.
07:57It's a fake.
07:58It's not in Mexico.
08:01What an absolute dog.
08:04Is that good, boys?
08:05We'll give it to you.
08:06Oh, okay.
08:07Classy.
08:08That's one up.
08:09That's one up, Will.
08:10They're up, Will.
08:11They stroke this hole.
08:13Oh, my God.
08:15They stroke this hole.
08:16Birdie juice?
08:17Birdie juice.
08:18Are you doing any?
08:19No, I'm off the sauce.
08:20You guys want to do Pink Whitney for every birdie?
08:21That's what we do.
08:22Will, come on, buddy.
08:23Don't be mad.
08:24You won Barstool Survivor.
08:26You got the birdie juice on you?
08:27Yeah, we bring them for birdies.
08:29Well, I'm not walking off because I'm being sour.
08:31I'm trying to get to the juice.
08:32What are we talking about?
08:34Do you want this to be the one club hole with the stroke?
08:37No, I think we just play it normal.
08:39Okay.
08:40Whatever you think.
08:41Cheers, Will.
08:42Hey, cheers to the birdie juice.
08:43One up through one.
08:44I like where we're sitting.
08:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:50Hey, thanks, man.
08:51Your putt was perfect.
08:52How about your speed?
08:53That's hard.
08:54You talked to me about finesse.
08:55I want to see how I'm going to make Whit proud right now.
08:58You have great hands.
08:59You're a gamer.
09:00Yeah.
09:01You're a gamer.
09:02I mean, he's aimed.
09:03He's aimed at Jacksonville.
09:05Where are you aiming?
09:07That's bullshit.
09:08Hey, Will.
09:09That's bullshit.
09:10He was trying to help you.
09:11I hook it right, so I'm playing to my advantage.
09:13You're playing perfect.
09:14You're playing perfect.
09:15Do your thing, man.
09:16Fucking Pink Bell all of a sudden changes his entire personality.
09:18Buddy, you just nestled a putt up to a tap in.
09:20These guys were finger fucking it all over the green.
09:24Oh!
09:26No, that's gone.
09:27That is gone.
09:29He's going to have to face over here.
09:30There's a lot of curve on that.
09:31Hey, if he fucks this up, we're in good shape.
09:33We got Garrett, though, bro.
09:36Oh, it's leaking.
09:37It's leaking.
09:38It's leaking.
09:39It's leaking.
09:40Trouble.
09:41It's fucking Garrett time, is what I heard.
09:44Oh, yes.
09:45Come on, G.
09:46Oh, this would be great.
09:47Let's go, Garrett.
09:48This would be great.
09:49Don't let us down, buddy.
09:50Another banana hook coming right at you.
09:52Is that a tee?
09:53Come on, Garrett.
09:54Come on.
09:55Do you want a 3-wood, Garrett?
09:56Hey, who do you like more, Will or Taylor?
09:58Help us out.
09:59Don't forget who helped you get that Christmas bonus.
10:04Oh, look at that action, dude.
10:06Good action.
10:11Get right.
10:12Get right.
10:13Yes.
10:14Keep going.
10:15That's trouble.
10:16All right, Will.
10:17We're not out of the woods yet.
10:18It's all right.
10:19We're fine.
10:20They got to get one in play.
10:21That was a great swing, though.
10:23Just poke it out there, Willie.
10:24Just poke it out there, man.
10:27Oh, Willie.
10:29That's actually perfect.
10:30All right, we're in one here.
10:31Willie, you might have out drove me.
10:33Yeah, you did.
10:34You're right there.
10:35You out drove me.
10:36Let's go, buddy.
10:37Might be the only one we use from the boy, but we are using it.
10:40Is there any chance we find any of those?
10:43I think Taylor's might be close.
10:48You're right here.
10:49We're alive.
10:50Was that alive?
10:52That was live?
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:54Come on.
10:55What are you upset about?
10:56Did you guys move it?
10:58No.
10:59It's a scramble.
11:00You can move it a little.
11:01Okay.
11:02All right.
11:03Cameraman, sir, I might kill you.
11:06I just want to make sure you're all right.
11:09I can't deal with homicide right now.
11:12Get through the tree.
11:13Come on.
11:15Oh, Jesus.
11:18That was actually, if there's no tree there, you're laughing.
11:20This could be big.
11:21This could be a big mess for us.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Barn doors are coming open right now.
11:24Fuck.
11:25Look at all the water and shit.
11:26That's okay.
11:27Don't say that.
11:28You're right.
11:29You're sick.
11:30Nice fucking cookie.
11:32It's in the bunker.
11:33No, it don't matter.
11:34It's in the bunker.
11:35Oh, yeah.
11:36All right.
11:37Are you on the green?
11:38Sit.
11:39That's off.
11:40Went off.
11:41That's okay, though.
11:42That's okay.
11:43That's a great shot.
11:44That's a great shot.
11:45You know what you're showing?
11:46You're showing mental fortitude right now.
11:47Put it this way.
11:48We had a ball near the green in two when we hit those tee balls.
11:51Their ball was right there.
11:52Their ball was there.
11:53Taylor's was there.
11:54Taylor's was there, so they're taking Taylor's.
11:55You mean Will?
11:56Yeah.
11:57What are you guys doing over here?
11:58Talking about PTOs and walk-ons being undrafted?
12:02Nice shot.
12:03I can't stand that swing.
12:05It's a hell of a shot, though.
12:07Good play, Visc.
12:08You don't like that swing?
12:09That was extra short.
12:10I mean, at this point, it's right here.
12:11You're, like, coming this far off the ground.
12:12It's right here.
12:13That Jovanovski, the quarter clapper, he made a lot of money doing it.
12:17That was a different sport.
12:18I don't know who that is.
12:22It's okay, partner.
12:23I got you.
12:24I got you.
12:25Up and down for the win.
12:26They're saving their lifelines big time here, I can tell.
12:28There's no need to use one right now.
12:29Exactly.
12:30You're right.
12:31You're right.
12:32Exactly.
12:33I'm fucking pumped.
12:34We're in this hole right now, and we got a shot to play with.
12:35This is Alligator Alley.
12:36We did get lucky, though, that this didn't roll in.
12:41I'll get it.
12:42It's all right.
12:43It's all right.
12:44It's a little too hard.
12:45It's okay.
12:47Add a shot, Witt.
12:48Settle.
12:49Uh-oh.
12:50Settle.
12:51Uh-oh.
12:52Uh-oh.
12:53Go.
12:54Uh-oh.
12:55Get going.
12:56Go.
12:57Ah, Witt.
12:58It's not ideal.
12:59It's not ideal.
13:01That's not horrible, dude.
13:03It's going to come in nice.
13:04Get in there.
13:05Willie, that's a fucking putt.
13:07That is a fucking putt, dude.
13:09That is a fucking putt.
13:11Holy shit.
13:12Fuck, Will.
13:13Hey, that was nice, dude.
13:14Thank you, brother.
13:15Fucking A, Willie.
13:23Nice putt, Bizzy.
13:25So, basically, we have to hit this, and we still could lose if we hit it.
13:28This is like mini-golf.
13:29This is mini-golf.
13:30Yeah, exactly.
13:31Right through the clown's nose.
13:35Buddy, that's a good putt.
13:37It's a really good putt.
13:42All right, let's go, boys.
13:43All square.
13:44We're back in it, Will.
13:45Blood in the water.
13:46Blood in the water.
13:47Do you want to do it here?
13:48I'll do fastest hole here.
13:49Let's do fastest hole.
13:50If you want it to par 5, so that's a lot more running.
13:52That's fine with me.
13:53You like the idea of doing it par 5?
13:55What's this right here?
13:56Because Witt's not a good runner.
13:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:58I haven't ran in 15 years, so it should be interesting.
14:00Hey, are there a lot of alligators here?
14:02There are a few, yeah.
14:04Fuck.
14:05Score doesn't matter.
14:06Score doesn't matter.
14:07Do you want me to bring, what, a 7 and a putter?
14:08I would just, whatever you could just give me.
14:107 and a putter?
14:12I know you can bring my putter.
14:13All right.
14:14Or, hey, you already got your hybrid,
14:16so should I go more like a pitching wedge?
14:18Bring a pitching wedge.
14:19All right.
14:20So the rule is we're taking clubs,
14:23and then after we take clubs,
14:25those are the only clubs you can use?
14:26Yes.
14:27When the last person tees off, it's a sprint.
14:30Well, you've got to give the last person the time
14:32to pick their clubs, and then we just go 3, 2, 1.
14:34You have them out.
14:35Witt, you have your clubs with you.
14:37But you kind of want to see where the ball goes.
14:40That's the whole point.
14:41All right.
14:42You just got to pick the clubs.
14:43Hey, make sure they pick the clubs, Biz.
14:44But you can't sprint when our ball's in the air.
14:46I know.
14:47We've got to wait.
14:57That's really good.
14:58Wait, hold on, hold on.
14:59Do we have any cameramen up there?
15:01They're going to run with you guys.
15:02Oh, all right.
15:03Perfect, perfect.
15:043, 2, 1.
15:06This is not good.
15:09Come on.
15:20Oh, I think I hopped out of the bunker.
15:22Unless that's Biz.
15:26Oh, we have top Miz or this is us?
15:27No, this one.
15:28Short one.
15:29All right, I'm over left of the bunker.
15:35You go first.
15:36I'm dying.
15:39Let's just use it.
15:40Let's go, let's go, let's go.
15:46I don't care.
15:47I'll fucking take it right in the back.
15:54Bunker.
16:05This is shit.
16:09Let's go.
16:28Oh, no.
16:29That's all right.
16:30Mine's right outside of it.
16:32You're outside of it?
16:33Yeah, I'm up here.
16:39That's me.
16:40That's me.
16:41Oh, shit.
16:42Biz up here.
16:49Oh, no, no, no.
16:51Let's go.
17:00Use this one.
17:01Yours?
17:02Yeah, it's uphill.
17:03Hurry.
17:04They're right behind you.
17:05Come set it up over here.
17:06We'll just use this.
17:08You can train it.
17:14Oh, shit.
17:17That's it.
17:18That's us.
17:19Hold on.
17:20What'd you make, though?
17:21Doesn't matter.
17:22Doesn't matter.
17:23It's first to the hole.
17:24It's fastball.
17:25It's the fastest ball for that.
17:26The score doesn't matter?
17:28Nope.
17:32Did we know the score didn't matter?
17:37Way better.
17:38Hey, we're up one.
17:39Yeah, I guess first ball in the hole means first ball in the hole.
17:42That was hard.
17:44Fuck.
17:45I don't know if I'll recover, but that's a good one.
17:47And we're up one.
17:48Was there ever a doubt?
17:50Oh, fuck.
17:51Great work.
17:52And we still got Garrett.
17:53I felt like I was okay, but then I grabbed the club, and the club's like...
17:58I mean, I got like 70% body fat.
18:00Like, speed golf is not the game.
18:03I think that's a real good shot, though, Biz.
18:08Good shot, buddy.
18:10Ooh.
18:12Oh, jeez.
18:13I think we should use Garrett as an opportunity to hold him.
18:16It's our shot.
18:17It's not the ball.
18:18It's right now.
18:19I think so.
18:20Because we're up one right now, and it's only nine holes.
18:22Depending on how he does.
18:25Nice hit.
18:27I think he's going to be good, though.
18:29All right.
18:30You proud of that?
18:32Oh, that's going to be all right.
18:33Dude, cover the bunker.
18:38We're actually going to get Garrett to shoot a shot here for us.
18:41Okay.
18:42But I don't lose mine.
18:43We just take the best one, right?
18:44Yes.
18:45Okay.
18:46So, whatever you need.
18:47What do you think you need?
18:48What's the number?
18:49A five.
18:50What's the number?
18:51Probably playing about 180.
18:52He doesn't look it, but he's a little athletic.
18:56All right.
18:58All right.
18:59That's fair, though.
19:00That's fair.
19:01Hey, Cotton Young, GZ.
19:02Hey, G, I appreciate you getting right for us.
19:03That's fair, G.
19:04That's not the shot you want coming out of the cart.
19:06Dead into the wind, five iron.
19:08No worries, boys.
19:09No worries.
19:10No harm done.
19:11Okay.
19:12I think that was a good use.
19:13Yeah.
19:14Great use.
19:15You can't second-guess our calls like that.
19:16So, this is one where I don't hate if we use Grinelli for one of the pots, maybe.
19:22Or do we just hold on to him?
19:23That's a you call.
19:24Okay.
19:25Okay.
19:27Busy.
19:28I'm just going to come off like I was told that Witt's the sensitive one of the duo.
19:32Yeah.
19:33Yeah.
19:34Will that get him going?
19:35Does he think you are?
19:36I don't know.
19:37I'd be interested to hear what he has to say about that.
19:39We'll try to get him going.
19:41I would say that we're both equally sensitive is what I read off of him.
19:47That's not enough.
19:48That's not going to get there.
19:49Not near enough.
19:50That's okay.
19:51Jesus.
19:52The history of our sandbaggers is his number one strength.
19:56He's a good putter.
19:57Yeah.
19:58When he gets his putter going, he really putts it well.
20:01But the long putts out here, I mean, they're hard.
20:05Get after it.
20:06I think this is really good.
20:07Nice shot.
20:08Oh, my God.
20:10What a shot.
20:11Nice shot.
20:15Dude, this guy can putt.
20:17Great putt, bud.
20:18That's good, right?
20:19No.
20:20I can't give you that.
20:21Putter.
20:22That's nuts.
20:23What's up?
20:24Can't give me that?
20:25What's a gimme?
20:26It's putter, right?
20:27I don't know.
20:28You lay the putter down.
20:29If it don't get inside, it ain't a gimme.
20:30I see you guys put it like twice as far from that going.
20:31Oh, that's good.
20:37All right, tied up.
20:38Come on.
20:39Tied up.
20:40Tied up.
20:41We're tied up.
20:42Hey, don't make it smaller than that.
20:43That was a huge hit.
20:44We're tied up.
20:45Fucking crazy.
20:46We're tied up.
20:47That is fucking crazy.
20:48Good shot, Witt.
20:49Thank you very much.
20:51It was all because of what you did.
20:52I saw the line.
20:53That's all you doing.
20:54You're an ultimate team guy, huh?
20:56Oh, tummy sticks are out.
20:57The tummy sticks are out.
20:58And I can already tell.
20:59Your putting's nice.
21:00You're putting it good.
21:01Perfect speed.
21:02Thank you.
21:03Yeah, yeah.
21:04Hey, birdie juice.
21:05Okay, we stroke here.
21:06We got to make good use of this.
21:07Hey, good shoot.
21:08I appreciate that.
21:09I appreciate that.
21:10Cheers.
21:11Hey, Taylor.
21:12Cheers.
21:13Down the hatch.
21:14Cheers, boys.
21:15Woo-woo.
21:16Steven Glansberg.
21:17You guys have the tee box.
21:18What are you doing for an eagle?
21:20We have RA come and bring some hard drugs.
21:22You guys were talking about Tyreek Hill a little yesterday.
21:26Is he the best receiver in the NFL?
21:28He's top three.
21:29Who I think is the best is if I was drafting, it'd be Justin Jefferson.
21:36Little more right, bud.
21:37Little more right.
21:38Little more right.
21:39Right?
21:40No, no, no, no.
21:41Like the other way.
21:42Little more like.
21:43Left?
21:44I love that.
21:45I love that.
21:46I thought you went to U of M.
21:47I did.
21:48Wow.
21:49Middle of fairway.
21:50Oh, great kick.
21:51All right.
21:52We have two we can choose from, bud.
21:53I love that.
21:54Unbelievable.
21:55Unbelievable.
21:56Are you kidding me?
21:57Unbelievable.
21:58All right, Biz.
21:59Just toe poke it, buddy.
22:00Don't go past your back foot.
22:03No.
22:04You did the longer swing.
22:05You tried a longer swing.
22:06Hey, you know what it was?
22:07What we got in his head a little bit.
22:08Chirped the swing a little bit.
22:09You got to stay with you.
22:10Well, we needed some pressure on Will.
22:12Hey, that's all right, Biz.
22:13This is the first time Will's had some pressure on him.
22:14I got it, brother.
22:15Hey, stay centered.
22:16Stay centered.
22:17You're wearing a pink Whitney belt.
22:18So classy.
22:19Nice gesture.
22:20It's gone.
22:21Damn, that was a good shot, too.
22:22Fuck.
22:23Buddy, great drive.
22:24This is a great drive.
22:25Great job, Willie.
22:26We going hybrid?
22:27You had all the pressure in the world on you.
22:28Buddy, you have no idea how good that is.
22:29Buddy, you're an absolute dog.
22:30Go get it.
22:31Let's fucking go.
22:32Did you get that on film?
22:33That was nuts.
22:34That got me fucking, that got me horny.
22:35That was...
22:36That was...
22:37That was...
22:38That was...
22:39That was...
22:40That was...
22:41That was...
22:42That was...
22:43That was...
22:44That was...
22:45That was...
22:46That was...
22:47That was...
22:48That was...
22:49That was...
22:50Buddy, you have no idea your shot just, like, frees me up.
22:53I'm like, oh, it doesn't matter what I do now, because you're in the perfect spot.
22:57I knew I was good for one.
23:00Motherfucker.
23:02Oh, no.
23:04The pressure's on this guy again.
23:06Reset.
23:07Yeah, take a breath.
23:08Don't second guess it, Will.
23:10I was a little close.
23:17Ah.
23:18Fuck.
23:19These guys are rattled on the tee.
23:21Yeah.
23:22This is exactly what we needed.
23:24Buddy, you fucking smashed that.
23:26Firing me up.
23:30Not, not great.
23:32Not great.
23:33God damn it.
23:34I know, it's a frustrating game.
23:36What if I just whack this thing with the putter?
23:38100%.
23:39I don't hate it.
23:40I fucking love it, dude.
23:41I don't hate that at all, dude, because chipping's hard, man.
23:43Yes.
23:46He chunked it.
23:48He chunked it.
23:50Fuck.
23:51Hey.
23:52Hey.
23:53Need a little more out of you.
23:54I know.
23:55I know.
23:56It's a bad hole.
23:57I have my off holes.
23:58We need a little more out of you.
23:59Fuck.
24:00Biz is falling apart.
24:01He's getting rattled.
24:05All right.
24:06Oh, Willie, Willie, Willie.
24:07Hey, do we use Grinelli?
24:09Yes.
24:10I think we should use a Grinnell shot.
24:12Grinelli.
24:13Grinelli, we're going to use you.
24:14Boys, we're going to use Grinnell.
24:16Well, we've heard a lot of talk about this kid's golf game,
24:19and we finally get to see it.
24:20Remember the episode, Biz, where he's like, I'm really good at golf.
24:24I'm all dialed in, ready to go.
24:26I'm taking lessons at the Hudson Golf down the street.
24:29I'm ready, man.
24:30You saw my swing.
24:31It's a good swing.
24:32I have a really good golf swing.
24:34This would be kind of legendary.
24:36That grip's crazy.
24:37But you know what?
24:38To each his own, G.
24:39Don't let him get in your head, G.
24:40Fuck him.
24:41Shove it up Witt's hoop.
24:45I love that.
24:46Oh, okay, good practice.
24:47I think you just wasted it, man.
24:48That was it.
24:49No, it wasn't.
24:50Don't let him fucking talk.
24:51That was it.
24:52Step back, take a few deep breaths, G.
24:53Fuck him.
24:56Oh, not terrible.
24:58Get going.
24:59Get going.
25:04Go in the water.
25:06Okay, okay.
25:07Which one?
25:08Hey, you all right?
25:09G, not bad.
25:10Yeah, but it worked out pretty good.
25:14That's gone.
25:15No, that's not.
25:16I mean, that's a...
25:17That's gone.
25:18It's on the green, though.
25:19That is gone.
25:20Fuck.
25:21Witt's always good for a couple chunks each round.
25:22And then he looks at his club, he...
25:30Hey, you are really him right now.
25:32And they're like nowhere good.
25:34Well, we got to pull a rattle bit over our ass.
25:35I know we do.
25:37I don't even know why Taylor's getting out of the cart.
25:41You know what I mean?
25:42Oh, yeah, you are.
25:43You're the cheerleader.
25:44Just chirp.
25:45Play to your strengths.
25:46That's it.
25:47Give him a back rub.
25:48Yeah, give him a back rub.
25:49Give him a quick fluff.
25:50Maybe a little cock stroke.
25:51A little quick fluff and then you're done.
25:52Hey, that's not a gimme for them either.
25:53Hey, which one are you guys taking?
25:54You or...
25:55I don't know.
25:56We're going to fucking talk it over when we get out of here, Witt.
25:57Hey, how about...
25:58How about...
25:59Fuck.
26:00How about you guys figure it out at the cart and make a decision.
26:03Right now, you're standing at the line with the ball about to be hiked
26:06and you got no clue what your assignment is.
26:08You talk a lot of shit for being built the way you are.
26:14You don't know what the club is or what his leg is.
26:20That's a good hit, bro.
26:21Fuck that.
26:24If we make, we win.
26:25If you miss, we have two putts from here.
26:28Okay.
26:29Because this is for 6'5", correct?
26:30Correct.
26:31Okay.
26:32The hamster wheel is rolling in his head.
26:35Nice putt!
26:36Nice putt, Biz!
26:38We're going to make it.
26:39Hey, their blood's pumping now.
26:41We're going to make it.
26:42Their blood's pumping now.
26:43Taylor ain't...
26:44Hey, great fucking putt.
26:45Taylor ain't making shit.
26:46Come on!
26:47Miss this one time!
26:49So, I think it moves a little right, Travis.
26:51Absolutely, yeah.
26:52Like...
26:53Tell me where to aim.
26:54Right about...
26:55So, speed-wise, probably right about here.
26:57Yeah, if this is your hole and you hit there, it's in the cup.
27:00Okay.
27:01Just tap it in.
27:06It's a little too hard.
27:07It's a slider.
27:08Ladies and gentlemen, it's a slider.
27:10It's a little too hard, but it was a good putt, dude.
27:13You got to walk that one off, man.
27:21What a putt.
27:22What a fucking putt.
27:23I mean, they couldn't even tie the stroke on.
27:25Oh, my God.
27:26They couldn't even tie the stroke on.
27:27Birdie juice!
27:28Fuck the juice, dude.
27:29I ain't...
27:30Fuck the juice.
27:31I'm not doing it.
27:32I'm taking my ball and my pink belt and going home.
27:37He knows I'd fucking roll him out here, dude.
27:39They're in shambles mentally.
27:40So, they lost the stroke hole.
27:41They had to tie the stroke holes.
27:43They had to tie the...
27:44So, are we tied up?
27:45No, we're up one.
27:46Or, uh, Witt's up one.
27:48Yeah, Witt's been fucking killing me.
27:50Ryan Whitney's up one.
27:51Oh, my God.
27:52So, I'll tell you, that's all because of your second shot.
27:54Because it just freed us up.
27:55Birdie juice for Willie.
27:56Team sport, Will.
27:57What's up?
27:58Team sport.
27:59Team sport.
28:00Will, come on.
28:01Oh, yeah.
28:02I'm just saying you've used every one of Witt's balls.
28:03So, I was just making the comment that...
28:04Well, yeah, but you used team wins when you weren't playing.
28:06What do you mean?
28:07What are we talking about?
28:08Hey, you watch your mouth when it comes to healthy scratches.
28:11You watch your fucking mouth.
28:13I don't know.
28:14What's it like?
28:16It's fucking awesome, buddy.
28:17You ride the wave.
28:18You don't do shit.
28:19You just collect the pretty impacts.
28:25Okay, so you guys are up one.
28:27That's a good hit.
28:28Buddy.
28:29Buddy.
28:30Will.
28:31Taylor.
28:32Will, did you just...
28:33I'm about to say, Will, did you just see the horse that runs your podcast hit that golf ball?
28:40Just freed him up.
28:41Witt, do whatever the fuck you want.
28:42I'm going to try to just like smash this one.
28:44Hammer fuck it.
28:45I'm getting confident.
28:48You are a fucking legend.
28:50I think that's money.
28:51You're freeing me up, big guy.
28:53I'm like the QB and you...
28:56Just do what I'm supposed to do.
28:58Biz, guaranteed you won't do a full stroke here.
29:01You're too scared.
29:02I got to do the poke, buddy.
29:03Don't be afraid of being great right now.
29:07Oh, no.
29:08Why are you doing long swings now?
29:10Because he fucking dared me to.
29:12Because he dared me to.
29:14That's long gone.
29:15Out of play.
29:16We might need Garrett again.
29:18You know what that is?
29:19You know what we call that?
29:20Oh, they got dissension.
29:21He's chirping them.
29:22He goes, Biz, come on.
29:23This is not good right now.
29:24Hey, you know, if we were in the team meeting room right now,
29:27we'd put film on a Biz and say,
29:28this guy's a front runner.
29:29You get in his head, he's done.
29:30Got to save the day again, Biz.
29:32Let's go, bud.
29:34Oh, buddy.
29:35Oh, buddy.
29:36Oh, buddy.
29:37Will is carrying this team.
29:39They're trying to break us apart, Will.
29:40No, you guys are doing that yourself.
29:42We're too much of glue guys to be broken apart.
29:44When he was hitting his first few drives with a short swing,
29:46I'm like, we're in trouble because he gets in grooves
29:48where every ball will be dead straight.
29:50It won't be long, but it's dead straight.
29:51Yeah.
29:52And then we mentioned the short swing,
29:54and he's trying to go long, and it's off the button.
29:56He's trying to prove something to somebody he doesn't have to prove it to.
29:58I'll prove something.
29:59That was the best shot I've ever had in my life.
30:01Buddy, when you find a club in golf, it's like,
30:04all right, I feel comfortable with this club.
30:05I'm taking this home with me.
30:06I'm going to steal it from the court.
30:07You made $90 million.
30:08You can pay the $200 for it.
30:11I'll hit a seven.
30:12I don't hit too hard.
30:13I'm going to do the half swing again.
30:19All right, that's not bad.
30:23It's okay.
30:24Hey, we're up there.
30:25We're surviving.
30:26We just need Witt to fuck up one shot.
30:28Fuck up one shot.
30:31Well.
30:36Dude, you really are.
30:38God damn it.
30:41It's a long putt.
30:42Look, it's coming back.
30:43We're putting.
30:44We're putting.
30:45We have to two-putt this to push the hole.
30:48You need to chirp Will about his arms.
30:50Are those small arms for NFL?
30:52Short, short arms.
30:53You can barely fit his hands in his pockets.
30:55Alligator arms?
30:56Yeah, a little alligator arms.
31:00I don't mind that pacing at all, Will.
31:02Jesus Christ, this might go in the fucking hole.
31:04Is that going to go in?
31:05Oh, Jesus Christ.
31:07I mean, that's not a gimme though.
31:08You know what I'm saying?
31:09Let's keep going.
31:10Slightly less.
31:11Slightly.
31:12Good go, Will.
31:13Why are your arms so short?
31:14What's up?
31:15Stop it.
31:17Yeah, that one stopped.
31:18That one hit the cerebellum.
31:19Oh, he already hit me with the body comment.
31:21That was a body bag too.
31:29This is a hell of a putt.
31:31It's a great putt!
31:34A little meat left though.
31:35All right.
31:36Nice putt, Biz.
31:37Is that a gimme or no?
31:38Nope.
31:39Nope.
31:40You didn't give Taylor his on four.
31:41This is a joke.
31:42Pipe down.
31:43Is that Marilyn Monroe tattoo on your arm?
31:45Yes, it is.
31:46How many other bad ones do you have?
31:48You talking about bad tattoos?
31:49Yeah, no.
31:50I'm asking.
31:51I got a lot of bad ones.
31:52I got about four bad ones.
31:53You think a stale pumpkin on your forearm is bad?
31:57Great speed again.
31:59Great speed again, dude.
32:00That's fine.
32:05What a...
32:06That's a gimme, yeah?
32:08What do you think, boys?
32:09Are we going good good?
32:12No.
32:13This could be a big one.
32:14I know Taylor is going to miss this.
32:16I just don't know about Witt.
32:17Those are...
32:18Taylor is burying this thing.
32:21Oh, is that good, Biz?
32:22Biz, is that good?
32:23Yes.
32:24Because I thought you said you were sure he was going to miss it.
32:26Was that the first ball you guys have taken of his?
32:28Biz, that's the problem between you guys and us.
32:31We're a team game.
32:32It's the same.
32:33You guys are like, I took three of mine and two of yours,
32:36and it's trouble in paradise.
32:38Team Witt.
32:40Guys who aren't drafted and drafted late,
32:42like, they're just kind of like, oh, man.
32:44I'm looking out for me and me alone.
32:46The small horn club.
32:47Us high-drafted guys, we already have made the money.
32:49It's all about the team, the team, the team.
32:51All about the team.
32:52It's what I'm known for in the NHL.
32:54The birdie you started, it touched me a little bit.
32:57So this is it.
32:58Pick your club.
32:597-iron.
33:00Biz has hybrid.
33:01Taylor has the hybrid moneymaker.
33:03I'm a one-club-hole guy.
33:05Still a scramble, though, right?
33:06Yes.
33:08Fuck.
33:09See ya.
33:10Taking a shortcut.
33:12Go ahead, Will.
33:13I'm actually going to maybe change up what I got here.
33:17That's in the water.
33:18So, Biz, a lot of pressure here.
33:19There's a couple of gators in there, but you're a wolf,
33:21so aren't gators scared of wolves?
33:24I've never seen somebody built like a sick greyhound before.
33:28It's still somehow skinny.
33:30Fuck, dude.
33:34I say it's like a...
33:35Like, oh, a greyhound.
33:36I bet it can sprint.
33:37No, the dog we got.
33:38It's a meltdown.
33:39I bet it can sprint.
33:40No, the dog we got.
33:41It's a melted candle.
33:45Nice shot!
33:46That fucking stroke.
33:47That was actually money, Biz.
33:49Pressure gets on, and we just rise.
33:51That one was probably the least...
33:53I might have backswung a foot.
33:54Every sandbagger, my stroke is different.
33:58This is a big shot.
33:59This shot's the match.
34:00So, Will.
34:01I mean, Taylor.
34:02Oh, wow, that's...
34:03Oh, no.
34:04Oh, no.
34:05That's like when people call me Biz, I throw up.
34:07Or better than R.A.
34:10This is...
34:11Sit down a little.
34:12You hit that...
34:13Sit.
34:14Oh, boy.
34:15I mean, who gives a shit?
34:16You crushed it.
34:17That was an absolute laser, dude.
34:18You heard that?
34:21Be good, Taylor.
34:24Oh, my God.
34:25These guys are fucked over there with those pups.
34:28These are sick pups.
34:29It is sickening.
34:32Oh, no.
34:33I heard...
34:34I heard trees.
34:35Although they may be the ones that you're smoking 24-7.
34:40Attaboy, Will.
34:41Good cut, Ken.
34:42If you wear a pink belt, you have to be good at golf.
34:45Garrett, we need you.
34:46Help!
34:47Garrett, I don't need excuses, brother.
34:48I need fucking results.
34:49Can we get a ball?
34:50You can get yourself a ball.
34:51Sure.
34:52Well, it's for Garrett.
34:53Come on, G.
34:54Come on, baby.
35:01Oh, it helps when they were in front of the sand.
35:03Right in front of the sand.
35:06Fuck.
35:11That's not...
35:12That's not awful.
35:13It's not awful.
35:17This is a really good puck, dude.
35:20And then it went right, though.
35:21That's weird.
35:22You just go up a three putt and we go up and down from here.
35:26Like, see?
35:27Fuck, I like...
35:28I'm not going to nail either of those with the clubs they have.
35:30Okay?
35:35Nice shot.
35:37It's a great shot.
35:38How do I putt with this?
35:39Like, what do you hit?
35:42I think you've got to hit this part.
35:48These things are rolling hard, buddy.
35:49This is where it gets...
35:50You just hit it with here, right?
35:51That's the question you want to be asking yourself right before you hit it.
35:57Buddy, you are electric.
36:00Electric.
36:03Hey, guys.
36:04Oh, God.
36:05Hey, guys.
36:06That's two up.
36:07These guys didn't know what they were getting.
36:08No, they had no fucking clue.
36:09They're silent over there.
36:11They're not saying a word.
36:12What do we fucking say, dude?
36:14You're in shambles, Will.
36:15They're silent.
36:16Holy shit.
36:17Woody came to play.
36:18Hey, why don't you do these in the normal sandbaggers?
36:20Because I'm carrying your ass around all day.
36:22I have never felt so good about running somebody's coattails in my entire life.
36:26Wits on fire.
36:27Yeah, wits on fire.
36:28I actually think that they should give us Taylor so it kind of equalizes the playing field.
36:31You think that that would help?
36:32One verse three?
36:33Yeah.
36:34No, it's just more dead weight.
36:35Exactly.
36:36I'll tell you.
36:37I'm not going to lie.
36:38That might have been the top putt in my sandbag career, though.
36:40I'm known as the worst putter in the game.
36:42Oh, really?
36:43But maybe I putt with seven iron.
36:44Not anymore.
36:45That's your club.
36:46Hey, good news.
36:47Par three.
36:48You got to give a tip of the cap to your partner.
36:49Oh, buddy.
36:50That was incredible.
36:51Hey, Woody.
36:52Hell of a job, buddy.
36:53Congratulations.
36:54Oh, thanks, buddy.
36:55Great putt.
36:56Yeah, you can look me in the eye when you shake my hand.
36:57Oh, yeah.
36:58Oh, shit.
36:59You want me to?
37:00You like eye contact?
37:01In the bedroom, too?
37:02Oh, see ya.
37:05Oh, my God.
37:11Buddy.
37:12What?
37:13Are you kidding me?
37:14You guys are in one.
37:15They're in one right now.
37:16They're in a blender right now.
37:17This is the best round of golf you've ever played.
37:18I thought you said your elbow was fucked up.
37:21There it is!
37:22Yeah!
37:23Hole!
37:24Spraying a little bit, though.
37:25Everything is on you, Will.
37:28Your whole life.
37:29Just the way I like it.
37:30We're doing man coverage, and all of a sudden, Tyree Kill, for whatever reason, you're on him.
37:35Oh, no.
37:36And Tyree Kill has time to look at his baby mama and say, watch what I do to this white boy from Nebraska.
37:43Will, you're on your own.
37:45No one's coming to save you.
37:51I'm pretty sure it went backwards.
37:53Hey, do you guys have another Garrett?
37:54Holy shit!
37:55Do you guys have another Garrett?
37:56No, that doesn't count, does it?
37:57Oh, that counts, bud.
37:58Oh, it counts?
37:59That counts.
38:00But you have another Grinelli.
38:01Why does that count?
38:02I didn't touch it!
38:03No, it was a warm-up.
38:04It was a warm-up.
38:05Look at where it hit the ground at.
38:06It fell off the tee.
38:07We'll give you a mulligan.
38:08Just because it fell doesn't mean nothing.
38:10Hey, Will, it's a game of honor.
38:12So, the whole truth of it is, if you meant to hit it, it doesn't count.
38:17It's gone.
38:18It doesn't count.
38:19Will is showing his character right now.
38:20We'll give you a mulligan.
38:21But you still have Grinelli and another shot.
38:22And Garrett, right?
38:23No, Garrett's done.
38:24So, you've got to use G, because I'm guessing the next one's not going to be much better.
38:27Will, Alvin Kamara, there was a penalty.
38:31Touchdown.
38:32All right, Grinelli.
38:33G, we need you.
38:34Grab your 7-iron, bud.
38:35Grinelli, let's go, kid.
38:36Yeah.
38:37Come on, G.
38:38We've heard a lot about you.
38:40Oh, G, not terrible.
38:45I think we're still using mine.
38:46Not bad contact.
38:50Biz, that's a hell of a golf shot.
38:51I don't know if it's going to matter, though, right?
38:53Yeah, so you have to win this hole.
38:55Okay.
38:56All right, do you want me to mark that?
38:57Or do you want to take it away?
38:59Yeah, I mean, we have two putts.
39:00You can take it away, bud.
39:01That's...
39:02So, Taylor, if you...
39:04That was an insane rush.
39:05No, no.
39:06They gave it to us.
39:07If you just put it anywhere around here, it's over.
39:09Oh, they gave it to us?
39:10They got two putts for the win.
39:11Taylor, it would be a real just exclamation point to, like, can this.
39:27Very anticlimactic.
39:28Not a whole lot going there.
39:30Got conservative, got nervous.
39:37Boom!
39:38I don't know.
39:39I mean, I guess we got to watch...
39:40So, we got to make this one.
39:41Sure.
39:42Yeah, let's make it.
39:43Taylor, this is it, brother.
39:45Put your stamp on this game.
39:47Put your stamp on this game, kid.
39:53Great match.
39:54Great job, boys.
39:55Congratulations, buddy.
39:56Thank you.
39:57Thank you.
39:58Great match.
39:59Great match.
40:00That was a very quick one.
40:01There it is.
40:02We were down the sprint hole.
40:03I still really haven't recovered.
40:04I'm out of shape.
40:05Will's been all over my body.
40:06It kind of hurts.
40:07But we won.
40:08We won.
40:09Me and Taylor.
40:10Great match.
40:11Honestly, it was a blast.
40:12Thank you.
40:13Thank you to these guys.
40:14Busting with the boys.
40:15Any Chicklets fans who haven't seen their content, it's A+.
40:17Check them out.
40:18Thanks to Labatt.
40:19Thanks to Pink Whitney.
40:20And thanks to all you guys watching.
40:22It's a sandbagger scramble.
40:23A little new, different action.
40:24But we love you all.
40:25And no thank you to Garrett.
40:27Garrett didn't do anything.
40:29Or Grinelli.