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00:04 So, today we're going to talk about love, because we've talked about sex on this channel several times.
00:07 And it's been a while, that's not the problem, it's been a while.
00:10 But today we'd like to focus on the essentials, the starting point of every desired child.
00:14 A strong feeling capable of giving you joy, sadness, anger, fear and disgust.
00:18 Be it the entirety of the characters, the cartoon and vice versa.
00:20 Because yes, sometimes we're salty, yes, sometimes we insult daroids.
00:24 But deep down, what we want is to spread love to the max.
00:27 When we victimize Timothée, it's just our way of telling him we love him.
00:30 Oh, it's true, you really love me.
00:32 But no, Timothée, it's fake, we're on YouTube, no feeling is true.
00:35 Oh, okay, well, I still love you.
00:37 Oh, dirty shit, yeah, and there you go, he fucked my karma.
00:40 We were chill, we came to talk about love, and now, bravo, we're going to end up like two assholes
00:45 yelling for three minutes in a microphone, but still talking about love, because that's the theme of the video.
00:49 Love is a fucking uncontrollable feeling, and the worst thing is that you can't even choose who you're going to fall in love with.
00:54 Like when you spend all your school years fantasizing about someone who will never love you in your life.
00:58 It's not a choice, you don't voluntarily make yourself suffer.
01:00 #IDidNotComeHereToSuffer, okay?
01:02 And don't pretend it never happened, you see exactly who I'm talking about.
01:05 And it's the same if you fall in love with the neighbor's dog.
01:07 You didn't choose to be considered a deviant of society.
01:09 But you're not less of one, you zoophile asshole.
01:11 Have you ever managed to talk to someone you're secretly in love with?
01:13 No, you didn't, man.
01:15 You know how I know? Well, because it's impossible, actually.
01:17 When you open your mouth to talk to a normal person, it usually looks like this.
01:20 "Hello, my name is Adolphe, and my passion in life is flames."
01:23 But when you talk to the person who has your thoughts, it looks more like this.
01:26 "Hey, I'm a falafel, I'm a falafel, falafel, falafel, falafel, falafel."
01:29 My dad always told me that love made you blind, but that marriage made you see, especially yes.
01:33 And it's only today that I understand that it was a call for help.
01:36 I pronounce all the syllables.
01:37 We've all experienced a love disappointment, and if it never happened to you, don't worry, you'll soon know what I'm talking about.
01:42 In this kind of situation, you feel like shit, and yet despair.
01:45 And the worst part of all this is that it will happen to you at least two or three times in your life.
01:48 Unless you decide to use my method in one step.
01:51 Never fall in love, it's shit, you'll regret it, you'll waste years of your life.
01:54 And if you're already in a relationship, put an end to this masquerade before it's the other one who does it.
01:58 Watch out, it's their turn.
01:59 Tic tac tic tac tic tac tic tac tic tac tic tac tic tac...
02:02 Most of the time, a child is the fruit of the love between two people.
02:05 But sometimes, it's just the result of a cracker.
02:07 For example, my brother, I know for a fact that he wasn't desired.
02:10 But hey, it's things that happen, you know what they say, it's life.
02:12 The love between brothers and sisters, it's an abstract concept.
02:15 Meaning that, you see, we love each other because we're a family and we don't have a choice.
02:17 But to show it, we do unconventional things, like going into his room and just farting in the middle of the room.
02:22 Or, as soon as the parents turn their backs, it goes into a duel of good and bad.
02:25 It's not an acceptable behavior in society, that.
02:28 But in this particular context, it happens, it's ok, it's fraternal love, you know, it's beautiful.
02:32 You see, I think that the human being hasn't understood the principle of love songs.
02:34 Normally, it's the kind of thing you should listen to with half of you in mode
02:37 "Oh look baby, it's our song, oh come, come, I'll fart you, oh..."
02:41 But no, we prefer to listen to it just after a breakup.
02:43 You know, that moment when you're just a dark, vulnerable shit.
02:46 And where every word of the song that makes you think of your lost love
02:48 will make you feel like a knife stuck directly in your jaw.
02:51 "Oh, if you want to cry, well, fuck you, it'll go faster, I'm telling you, dude."
02:54 Well, in life, there are several ways to tell someone you love them.
02:57 First, you can write their first name with your pee in the snow, it works pretty well.
03:00 Then, offer them a chewing gum that you bought beforehand.
03:02 Go to Ikea with this person or buy a nightstand called "Fletix".
03:06 Or the last way, which is probably the most effective.
03:08 Look them straight in the eye and tell them "I love you".
03:11 But be careful, if it's too early, you might just ruin your relationship with this person.
03:14 And maybe even miss the love of your life, dude.
03:16 So don't be a smartass, Bobby.
03:17 Shut up and just try to get the vibe, you see.
03:20 Because love is above all about the waves, dude.
03:22 The atoms, you see.
03:24 Something impalpable, imperceptible, but at the same time, real.
03:27 There you go, that was "Love", presented by Fabrice and Marcel,
03:29 which is still not our real names.
03:30 If you liked the video, I invite you to make love to the like bar.
03:33 Share this video with all the people you secretly love.
03:36 And tell us in the comments the age of your breakup
03:38 or your predictions for a future breakup.
03:40 Bye, kisses.
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