Not Another Church Movie

  • 5 months ago
Not Another Church Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: It follows Taylor Pherry, who is given a mission from God Himself: to tell his family's stories and inspire his community. What he doesn't know is that the Devil has plans of his own.
Director s: James Michael Cummings, Johnny Mack
Writer: Johnny Mack
Stars: Mickey Rourke, Jamie Foxx, Vivica A. Fox
Transcript
00:00 (music playing)
00:05 (music playing)
00:08 This is usually my day of rest, but I'm feeling like something.
00:11 Hashtag, Holy Davison!
00:13 (singing)
00:16 (music playing)
00:19 Feeling very blessed today.
00:21 Well, hey there, Counselor Ferry.
00:23 It's actually pronounced Harry. It's Taylor Harry.
00:25 My P is silent.
00:26 My favorite nephew.
00:28 This morning, God told me I'm supposed to empower all the women of the world.
00:32 God wants you to be pimpin'.
00:34 That wasn't me. I never answered his prayers.
00:37 I'll do anything for you, God.
00:39 I need you to become a writer.
00:40 I don't know nothing about writing.
00:41 Do you know what a plot point is?
00:42 No!
00:43 A good storyline?
00:44 Hell no, I ain't never heard that.
00:45 (music playing)
00:48 She deserves to get had.
00:50 Had?
00:51 (music playing)
00:53 You came back to cry?
00:55 No!
00:56 Judge said had. Your ass is gonna get had.
00:58 (screaming)
01:00 (music playing)
01:01 You think you're gonna get my money when I'm gone, huh?
01:03 Oh, I'm gonna get your money.
01:04 You know what you're gonna get?
01:05 You're gonna get his gas money.
01:06 (music playing)
01:07 Shut up and take it like a man.
01:09 I didn't know you was gonna go all Fifty Shades of Grey on a brother.
01:11 (screaming)
01:12 Somebody's gotta watch you.
01:14 You got his little girls.
01:15 Oh, don't worry about that, man.
01:16 They stay strapped, ready for any unwanted police officers.
01:18 (music playing)
01:19 Just pull the car over before Medhite goes to jail.
01:23 Ooh, that's a good idea for a sequel.
01:25 (music playing)
01:29 What?
01:30 (music playing)
01:38 It's like life, the devil's in the details.
01:41 (music playing)
01:46 Today was a God's day.