How I Got Fortnite to Nerf This
Transcript
00:00 *BOOM*
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00:08 Lord have mercy, I'm about to BUST!
00:10 *BOOM*
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00:14 Oh my god bro
00:16 *BOOM*
00:18 *BOOM*
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00:22 Oh my god bro, is this Hades whip already?
00:24 I don't know how to use this thing
00:26 *BOOM*
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00:38 Hold up, wait a minute
00:40 Something ain't right
00:42 *BOOM*
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00:46 Where can this guy be hiding bro?
00:48 *BOOM*
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01:20 That actually might be perfect
01:22 *BOOM*
01:24 *BOOM*
01:26 I have been falling
01:28 For thirty minutes
01:30 And I thought I had teleportation
01:32 What do I do?
01:38 The heck?
01:52 *BOOM*
01:54 *BOOM*
01:56 *BOOM*
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02:00 *BOOM*
02:02 Acting like he did that on purpose bro
02:04 No one is dancing on me
02:06 How the hell did that even just happen bro?
02:08 I've never died like that in the history of this game
02:10 I've never died like that in the history of this game
02:12 *Be ready for the next round*
02:14 Why do you dislike NickA30?
02:16 Bro I hate that guy bro
02:18 I'm talking about this family friendly streamer bro
02:20 I'm talking about this family friendly streamer bro
02:22 He's one of the most sus guys I know man
02:24 You hear the way he talks? Dude he knows what he's doing
02:26 I'm kidding dude I don't hate Nick
02:28 I can do this! I can-
02:34 Well, you tried
02:36 *BOOM*
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03:00 I don't miss a shot bro
03:02 Let's f*cking go bro
03:04 That's what we do we eat those clutch shots baby
03:06 *SCREAM*
03:10 *BOOM*
03:16 Oh my god
03:18 *BOOM*
03:22 *SCREAM*
03:24 Almost got away with it too bro
03:26 *Be ready for the next round*
03:28 *BEEP*
03:30 Okay like hello? Can I stop teleporting?
03:32 *BEEP*
03:34 Dude look who it is
03:36 *I am Snake King*
03:40 *BEEP*
03:42 *BOOM*
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03:58 *I got your nose but-*
04:00 Hey gg brother
04:02 Oh
04:06 *BOOM*
04:10 Are you having fun yet?
04:12 Are you enjoying the f*cking game?
04:14 I'm sorry for sniping you
04:16 I took a poo right on your brain
04:20 Yeah!
04:22 Light shot
04:24 *BOOM*
04:28 *BOOM*
04:30 *BOOM*
04:32 *BOOM*
04:34 I know what you guys are thinking
04:36 And I am f*cking
04:38 Ting
04:40 Oh sh*t
04:52 That's not good
04:54 My boy just got rocked by the largest rabbit
04:56 *Meow*
04:58 *What's up dog?*
05:00 *BOOM*
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05:06 *HONK*
05:08 *MUMBLING*
05:10 Hold up hold up hold up
05:12 We got some action over here bro
05:14 I think I'm just gonna- Ah see
05:16 Oh my god
05:20 *SCREAMS*
05:22 I'm f*cking stuck!
05:24 *BOOM*
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05:32 *BOOM*
05:34 *SCREAMS*
05:36 Oh my god bro
05:38 B-b-butt
05:42 B-b-b-b-butt
05:44 B-b-b-b-butt
05:46 Hello brother! I noticed you sniping at me
05:48 I don't like that
05:52 *BOOM*
05:54 *BOOM*
05:56 Hey yo man
05:58 There's something about it
06:00 Chat today bro we just got the bullet
06:02 Speed we got the bullet travel we got the
06:04 Bullet drop down
06:06 Get out of there there's a bomb
06:08 It's dropped into his chest
06:10 Well now
06:12 What do we have here
06:14 Huh?
06:16 Oh sh*t
06:20 I don't know
06:22 It sounds like you- if there was something in there
06:24 Wow
06:28 Honey! Are you like
06:30 *LAUGHS*
06:32 You get to sleep with me later
06:34 Woo!
06:36 *LAUGHS*
06:38 *BOOM*
06:42 *BOOM*
06:44 Bring it on!
06:46 *BOOM*
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07:00 *BOOM*
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07:04 That mother f*cker
07:06 Back there is not real
07:08 It's a stupid cat bro it gets me every time
07:10 *BOOM*
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07:16 Bro like
07:18 What a wasted game!
07:20 What a wasted W!
07:22 On a sh*tty f*cking challenge with half shield bro
07:24 Get ready for the next round
07:44 Running! Better start running!
07:46 Running! Running!
07:48 Freaking yes! I just gotta keep
07:52 Don't f*cking run away from me!
07:54 Have to reload
07:58 Open sesame!
08:12 *BOOM*
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08:28 Oh bro good shot
08:30 Rifle and creep
08:32 *BOOM*
08:34 *LAUGHS*
08:36 What a dumbass bro
08:38 Can we please clip that?
08:40 We need more armor don't we?
08:42 Where'd you f*cking go?
09:00 I'm not gonna lie to you bro
09:02 That guys movement was kinda sick
09:04 What really threw me off there
09:08 Was that he kept uh
09:10 Oh who's this guy?
09:22 How'd that get in there?
09:36 MATRIX! WHAT'S UP?
09:38 WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?
09:40 I'm not gonna lie to you guys I really didn't think
09:42 Oh we know where this guy is from
09:46 *WHISPER* You guys hear that?
09:50 Oh this guy's not real for sure
09:52 *BOOM*
09:54 *BOOM*
09:56 *OUTRO*