Young Doctors in Love | movie | 1982 | Official Trailer
An 'Airplane!'-style spoof of hospital soap operas—a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor | dG1fblJfOXp6NTl2WWM
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00:00 For the next 12 months, you will learn to hate my guts.
00:03 I may break some of you, but those of you who survive will be the best doctors in the state.
00:08 It's the daily drama of life and death in a big city hospital.
00:12 Don't tell anybody that Dr. Box fixed your duck.
00:15 [audience awws]
00:17 ABC Motion Pictures and 20th Century Fox present
00:21 Young Doctors in Love.
00:23 [woman screams]
00:24 [gunshot]
00:25 A comedy with stripers,
00:27 [gun cocks]
00:28 strippers,
00:29 [man grunts]
00:30 virgins,
00:31 [man screams]
00:32 surgeons,
00:33 If you plan to remove the appendix, you will have to break the skin.
00:36 punks,
00:37 [man screams]
00:38 drunks,
00:39 dancing,
00:40 [woman screams]
00:41 and romancing.
00:42 You call that sex?
00:44 Now let's try it again.
00:45 Thrills,
00:46 [car horn honks]
00:47 chills,
00:48 [burps]
00:49 pills,
00:50 [water splashes]
00:51 and spills.
00:52 [woman screams]
00:53 [water splashes]
00:54 Now she's in somebody else's bed.
00:56 Small Guys.
00:57 Back on your box.
00:58 Fall Guys.
00:59 [man screams]
01:00 Famous Faces.
01:02 I don't like the way your husband looks.
01:04 I don't either, but he's good to the children.
01:07 Car Chasers.
01:08 It's gonna be a car chase!
01:09 [car door slams]
01:10 Car's locked, no chase.
01:11 Long Shots.
01:12 [car engine revs]
01:14 Is that him?
01:15 And Short Tempers.
01:16 Okay!
01:17 We'll need a nanosynthesiologist.
01:19 Hope.
01:20 [gunshot]
01:21 And Stethoscopes.
01:22 Burns.
01:22 Hemorrhoids.
01:23 Automatic Beds.
01:24 [gunshots]
01:25 And Newlyweds.
01:27 I'm married!
01:28 Are you happily married?
01:29 Guys Who Are Sleazy.
01:31 Show me where your mother lives.
01:32 Yeah, right there.
01:33 Come on, yeah.
01:34 And Girls Who Are Easy.
01:35 I looked in your mouth.
01:36 Checked your breasts.
01:37 Probed every part of your body.
01:39 What's wrong with me?
01:40 How should I know?
01:41 I'm a lawyer.
01:42 [gunshot]
01:43 [man screams]
01:44 Young Doctors In Love.
01:45 Stay out of the way, you sick--
01:47 They Fly.
01:48 [man screams]
01:49 They Cry.
01:50 [man screams]
01:51 They Slide.
01:52 [water splashes]
01:53 They Collide.
01:54 [water splashes]
01:55 They're All Here.
01:56 [man screams]
01:57 But They're Not All There.
01:59 Lost Her.
02:00 Killed Her.
02:01 [gunshot]
02:02 It's Young Doctors In Love.
02:04 [water splashes]
02:06 There Is No Cure.
02:08 [water splashes]
02:09 ♪♪
02:14 (sniffles)