• 9 months ago
While riding the bus one day, night watchman Jack Crawford gets distracted by a beautiful girl and has his gun stolen. T | dG1fZUVrbzFpek00cEU
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00:00 [Music]
00:02 Jack?
00:03 Jack, are you awake?
00:06 I don't know. I'll see how I feel.
00:12 Well, I hope you feel better.
00:22 Thanks.
00:23 I'm f*cked. I just had my gun stolen.
00:27 A few minutes ago on the bus, I was coming home. I had all my sh*t in a bag. I looked down and the bag's gone.
00:32 Jesus, that sucks.
00:34 In other words, you've been violated on the most fundamental level.
00:41 You should talk to Eddie about all of this.
00:43 Eddie, you know Jack, there's joy and there's pain.
00:47 Eddie, that's too much cheese.
00:49 He doesn't want that much cheese.
00:51 Jonathan, take him outside and beat the sh*t out of him.
00:56 Oh, sh*t.
00:57 So, I guess the point of all this, there's only one success.
01:02 And that's living the life the way you want.
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01:22 (groaning)
01:24 [BLANK_AUDIO]