Big Mickey is on her first 1 hour comedy special. She's been bringing audiences to tears since 2013 at the Worlds Famous | dG1fVWVXMFpVR3ZXdGs
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00:00 I miss the good old days.
00:01 Clap it up if you miss the good old days.
00:03 (audience cheering)
00:06 That's right.
00:07 I miss talking on the house phone.
00:09 Remember the house phone?
00:11 Yeah, the house phone was the shit, man.
00:13 We gossiped like a motherfucker on that motherfucker.
00:16 Till you heard a line click in, beep.
00:19 Why is there still a spoon left in my sink?
00:21 You're like, "Goddamn, Mama."
00:23 Tell your homegirl, "Kisha, I'm gonna call you right back,
00:24 "bitch.
00:25 "Mama tripping, bitch."
00:28 That was the only thing about them damn house phone, man.
00:31 Remember AOL, dial up?
00:33 Clap it up, yeah.
00:34 We gonna tell our A's tonight, goddamn it.
00:36 Who remember dial up?
00:37 You couldn't just hop on the goddamn internet, bitch.
00:41 You have to dial up and shit.
00:42 You be on that internet, dialing up all goddamn day.
00:46 Your mama come home, whooping everybody's ass
00:48 'cause she's been calling, trying to get through
00:49 and can't get motherfucking dial up.
00:52 Black mamas bust through the door
00:55 like a ghetto Terminator.
00:56 (imitates gun firing)
00:57 Who the fuck was on the internet all day?
00:59 I was calling to tell you greedy asses
01:01 to take the pork chops out the freezer.
01:03 Fuck that shit, you niggas going hungry.
01:07 (laughing)